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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:16,000 ...:::: SiliconChip ::::... 2 00:00:08,500 --> 00:00:13,500 Nobody's Fool [2018] 3 00:00:43,503 --> 00:00:45,505 Hey, babe. Morning. 4 00:00:45,797 --> 00:00:47,437 I just wanted to give you a wake-up call. 5 00:00:48,216 --> 00:00:50,218 Hi, Charlie. Thanks. 6 00:00:50,677 --> 00:00:51,678 Love you. 7 00:00:52,011 --> 00:00:53,251 I love you too, babe. 8 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:54,848 Have a great day. 9 00:00:56,266 --> 00:00:58,601 Alexa, play "Miss You Much." 10 00:00:58,935 --> 00:01:01,146 "Miss You Much" by Janet Jackson. 11 00:01:17,829 --> 00:01:19,205 ♪ Shot ♪ 12 00:01:20,373 --> 00:01:23,543 ♪ Like an arrow through my heart ♪ 13 00:01:24,627 --> 00:01:26,963 ♪ That's the pain I feel ♪ 14 00:01:28,506 --> 00:01:31,843 ♪ I feel whenever we're apart ♪ 15 00:01:32,677 --> 00:01:35,972 ♪ Not to say that I'm in love with you ♪ 16 00:01:36,890 --> 00:01:39,476 ♪ But who's to say that I'm not ♪ 17 00:01:41,019 --> 00:01:44,272 ♪ I just know that it feels wrong... ♪ 18 00:01:44,355 --> 00:01:46,357 Danica, you got this. 19 00:01:46,441 --> 00:01:48,610 ♪ It makes my body hot ♪ 20 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:51,321 ♪ So let me tell ya, baby ♪ 21 00:01:51,404 --> 00:01:54,949 ♪ I'll tell your mama I'll tell your friends ♪ 22 00:01:55,825 --> 00:01:58,995 ♪ I'll tell anyone Whose heart can comprehend ♪ 23 00:01:59,537 --> 00:02:03,041 ♪ Send it in a letter, baby Tell you on the phone ♪ 24 00:02:03,750 --> 00:02:07,003 ♪ I'm not the kind of girl Who likes to be alone ♪ 25 00:02:07,086 --> 00:02:08,922 ♪ I miss you much ♪ 26 00:02:09,005 --> 00:02:11,216 ♪ Boy, oh, I miss you much ♪ 27 00:02:11,299 --> 00:02:13,218 ♪ I really miss you much... ♪ 28 00:02:13,301 --> 00:02:15,053 Thank you. Hey. 29 00:02:17,597 --> 00:02:18,598 - Morning. - Busy today. 30 00:02:18,681 --> 00:02:19,849 It's a normal Monday. 31 00:02:19,933 --> 00:02:21,726 - Got you right here. - Frank, here. 32 00:02:21,810 --> 00:02:23,061 Your money's no good here. 33 00:02:23,144 --> 00:02:24,705 You gotta stop doing this. I have to pay. 34 00:02:24,729 --> 00:02:26,356 - Says who, Danica? - Says me. 35 00:02:26,439 --> 00:02:27,719 You're gonna lose your business. 36 00:02:28,233 --> 00:02:30,902 - Here. - And the rose. I told you I... 37 00:02:30,985 --> 00:02:32,403 That you have a boyfriend. 38 00:02:32,487 --> 00:02:33,488 I'm well aware. 39 00:02:34,155 --> 00:02:35,156 See you tomorrow. 40 00:02:37,742 --> 00:02:38,868 - Bye. - Bye. 41 00:02:39,118 --> 00:02:40,453 - Bye. - Bye. 42 00:02:41,663 --> 00:02:45,416 ♪ I'll tell your mama I'll tell your friends ♪ 43 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:46,876 ♪ I'll tell anyone... ♪ 44 00:02:49,462 --> 00:02:53,174 ♪ Send it in a letter, baby Tell you on the phone ♪ 45 00:02:53,883 --> 00:02:56,928 ♪ I'm not the kind of girl Who likes to be alone ♪ 46 00:02:57,011 --> 00:02:58,888 ♪ I miss you much ♪ 47 00:02:59,514 --> 00:03:01,266 - Good morning. - Good morning. 48 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:02,350 Thank you. 49 00:03:02,809 --> 00:03:04,894 Another day, another rose from your coffee shop man. 50 00:03:04,978 --> 00:03:06,855 I keep telling him I have a boyfriend. 51 00:03:06,938 --> 00:03:10,108 Yeah, well, don't tell him your boyfriend lives, like, a thousand miles away. 52 00:03:11,442 --> 00:03:14,153 Frank has been trying to take you out for, like, three years. 53 00:03:14,237 --> 00:03:15,446 Go out with him. 54 00:03:16,155 --> 00:03:18,241 I'm not attracted to him in the least. 55 00:03:19,325 --> 00:03:21,202 Can we stop talking about this? 56 00:03:21,536 --> 00:03:23,454 I need the right headspace for this meeting. 57 00:03:24,414 --> 00:03:25,415 Thank you. 58 00:03:25,498 --> 00:03:27,417 Look at this tiny, adorable box. 59 00:03:27,709 --> 00:03:29,377 This is the new perfume by Heather Day. 60 00:03:29,460 --> 00:03:30,378 It's called "The List." 61 00:03:30,461 --> 00:03:33,548 And it comes with this teeny little scroll. Isn't it so cute? 62 00:03:33,923 --> 00:03:35,508 And this feather and ink. 63 00:03:35,758 --> 00:03:39,220 And it's for a woman to make a list of what she wants in a man. 64 00:03:39,304 --> 00:03:40,555 Isn't that adorable? 65 00:03:41,055 --> 00:03:43,850 And they'd like to market it as a single woman's fragrance. Hello. 66 00:03:44,183 --> 00:03:47,145 They've asked us to come up with a campaign and a website. 67 00:03:47,228 --> 00:03:49,540 Now, we don't have a lot of time on this, 'cause they're... 68 00:03:49,564 --> 00:03:52,459 gonna fly in from Paris in just a week for the pitch. 69 00:03:52,483 --> 00:03:54,611 So, I'm gonna need somebody strong on this one. 70 00:03:54,694 --> 00:03:56,863 But I'm gonna give it to... Drumroll, please... 71 00:03:59,157 --> 00:04:02,118 Danica's team! 72 00:04:03,578 --> 00:04:05,538 Danica. 73 00:04:07,248 --> 00:04:09,000 Ooh, congratulations. 74 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:10,209 How do you feel? 75 00:04:10,293 --> 00:04:11,293 I don't wanna know. 76 00:04:11,419 --> 00:04:12,754 You were not my first choice. 77 00:04:12,837 --> 00:04:14,213 Just kidding. Am I? 78 00:04:14,839 --> 00:04:18,676 Um, I don't think I need to tell you this, but this is obviously very important. 79 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:20,219 Yes, I know that. Thank you. 80 00:04:20,303 --> 00:04:23,056 You know, your annual's coming up at the end of this month, isn't it? 81 00:04:23,139 --> 00:04:26,684 I know how you wanna make senior VP, right? 82 00:04:26,768 --> 00:04:29,812 And, you know, the board is always looking for a success story, 83 00:04:29,896 --> 00:04:31,356 especially around review time. 84 00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:32,732 How do you think I got this job? 85 00:04:32,815 --> 00:04:34,067 And these jobs. 86 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:35,443 - Yeah. - Right? 87 00:04:36,444 --> 00:04:39,364 Honestly, I should've gone a size bigger. Anyway... 88 00:04:39,864 --> 00:04:41,658 I will not disappoint you. 89 00:04:41,741 --> 00:04:42,951 All right, let's get to work. 90 00:04:46,663 --> 00:04:47,664 Hi, Kalli. 91 00:04:48,289 --> 00:04:49,290 Good morning. 92 00:04:55,171 --> 00:04:57,715 Just because we're the only single ones in the group 93 00:04:57,799 --> 00:04:59,258 does not mean we have a wish list. 94 00:04:59,342 --> 00:05:00,718 Girl, I know. 95 00:05:00,802 --> 00:05:03,280 Well, maybe you shouldn't have written yours on the company computer. 96 00:05:03,304 --> 00:05:05,574 And maybe you shouldn't have written yours on the bathroom stall. 97 00:05:05,598 --> 00:05:07,016 Girl, I got lBS. 98 00:05:07,100 --> 00:05:08,226 Okay? I get bored. 99 00:05:08,685 --> 00:05:09,686 Plus, I repainted it. 100 00:05:09,769 --> 00:05:10,853 In nail polish? 101 00:05:11,729 --> 00:05:14,565 And what's wrong with having a list, huh? 102 00:05:15,149 --> 00:05:19,362 Did you know that my mother met my father after she wrote a list? 103 00:05:19,904 --> 00:05:22,448 Everything she wrote on that thing, 104 00:05:23,157 --> 00:05:25,410 my daddy, he was all of it. 105 00:05:25,952 --> 00:05:26,995 Let me see yours again. 106 00:05:27,328 --> 00:05:29,789 - Come on. - Okay. 107 00:05:30,206 --> 00:05:31,206 Okay. 108 00:05:35,878 --> 00:05:37,171 - Gimme, gimme, gimme. - Mm-hmm. 109 00:05:38,381 --> 00:05:40,008 - "Tall, handsome... - Yes. 110 00:05:40,466 --> 00:05:41,634 Great body, 111 00:05:42,010 --> 00:05:43,845 good job, professional, 112 00:05:44,220 --> 00:05:45,513 has never been to jail, 113 00:05:45,596 --> 00:05:47,390 no baby-mama drama." 114 00:05:47,473 --> 00:05:53,146 What if I told you that Charlie was everything on this list? 115 00:05:53,229 --> 00:05:56,065 What if I told you how can you know that? 116 00:05:56,774 --> 00:05:58,735 Yes? 117 00:05:59,152 --> 00:06:00,695 Danica, your mother's on line two. 118 00:06:01,029 --> 00:06:02,030 Thank you. 119 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:03,781 You spoke her up. 120 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:05,241 This should be good. 121 00:06:05,324 --> 00:06:06,868 - Shh! - Go and answer it. 122 00:06:11,164 --> 00:06:12,832 Hi, Mommy. 123 00:06:13,041 --> 00:06:15,418 Hey, darling. Listen, I need your help. 124 00:06:15,752 --> 00:06:17,879 It's your sister. She's getting out. 125 00:06:17,962 --> 00:06:19,047 Mom... 126 00:06:19,130 --> 00:06:20,649 Listen, I know you don't want me to think 127 00:06:20,673 --> 00:06:23,384 that you think you're too good to give your family some help. 128 00:06:23,468 --> 00:06:27,513 Especially not after everything I sacrificed to put you through college. 129 00:06:27,597 --> 00:06:29,348 Mama, I know that. 130 00:06:29,432 --> 00:06:31,017 - But... - Guilt trip. 131 00:06:31,100 --> 00:06:33,603 - Shh! - You know, working two jobs, 132 00:06:33,686 --> 00:06:37,857 having to put up with Buckwheat, and you know how Buckwheat is, you know? 133 00:06:37,940 --> 00:06:41,235 And I have to say I did all that 'cause I love you girls. 134 00:06:41,319 --> 00:06:43,154 You know? And I love your sister. 135 00:06:43,571 --> 00:06:45,364 She's just... I don't know, she just... 136 00:06:45,448 --> 00:06:46,949 It doesn't matter. 137 00:06:47,033 --> 00:06:49,786 She's better now, thank God. And she's clean. 138 00:06:50,286 --> 00:06:53,706 - Um, Mama, what do you need me to do? - Ah. 139 00:06:53,790 --> 00:06:57,001 Darling, would you do me a favor? Would you please go and pick her up? 140 00:06:57,085 --> 00:07:00,505 She asked me to come get her in my car, but my car's not doing so well. 141 00:07:00,588 --> 00:07:02,465 If you could pick her up, I'd appreciate it. 142 00:07:03,049 --> 00:07:03,883 No. 143 00:07:03,966 --> 00:07:05,593 - What time? - What time? 144 00:07:05,885 --> 00:07:08,846 Honey, it's jail. She's been in there five years. 145 00:07:08,930 --> 00:07:11,182 You get there when you can, like the song said. 146 00:07:11,265 --> 00:07:13,893 Okay, I'll pick her up after work. 147 00:07:13,976 --> 00:07:17,188 And, uh, we'll be by your house by six. 148 00:07:17,271 --> 00:07:18,981 The hell you bringing her to my house for? 149 00:07:19,065 --> 00:07:20,191 Mommy! 150 00:07:20,274 --> 00:07:23,194 Do you realize that the last time she stayed with me, 151 00:07:23,277 --> 00:07:24,529 all my copper was gone? 152 00:07:24,612 --> 00:07:26,405 I don't know how she got it out the wall. 153 00:07:26,489 --> 00:07:28,175 I don't know how she got it out the toaster. 154 00:07:28,199 --> 00:07:30,660 My QVC toaster, my favorite toaster. 155 00:07:30,743 --> 00:07:33,830 That shit cost me $35,000 to fix. 156 00:07:33,913 --> 00:07:36,273 You know what she made on that little bit of copper she got? 157 00:07:37,291 --> 00:07:39,085 29.95. 158 00:07:39,377 --> 00:07:42,171 - Now, that's a bitch. - You just said that she was clean. 159 00:07:42,255 --> 00:07:44,549 I meant she was clean enough to go to your house. 160 00:07:44,924 --> 00:07:47,635 See, 'cause you got an apartment. You don't have any copper. 161 00:07:47,718 --> 00:07:49,887 Mom, but I do have a toaster. 162 00:07:49,971 --> 00:07:52,116 Well, then lock your shit up, or that bitch will take everything. 163 00:07:52,140 --> 00:07:53,266 Everything. 164 00:07:53,558 --> 00:07:55,935 - Bye, baby. - I didn't say yes. 165 00:07:56,477 --> 00:07:58,437 Your sister really coming to stay with you? 166 00:08:00,481 --> 00:08:01,732 Looks that way. 167 00:08:10,616 --> 00:08:13,286 I don't know where Tanya is, and I done come all this way. 168 00:08:13,369 --> 00:08:14,662 That's it, right there. 169 00:08:15,246 --> 00:08:17,366 - I think Tanya got a ride already. - Now to the left! 170 00:08:17,832 --> 00:08:18,892 - Eat it! - I'm not hungry. 171 00:08:18,916 --> 00:08:19,917 Hey, Tanya! 172 00:08:20,001 --> 00:08:21,878 - No condom forever. - What? 173 00:08:21,961 --> 00:08:23,296 - Tanya! - Hey. 174 00:08:23,379 --> 00:08:24,380 Oh, shit. 175 00:08:25,131 --> 00:08:27,425 Hey, Sis! Hey, girl, hey. 176 00:08:27,508 --> 00:08:28,509 Who the fuck is that? 177 00:08:28,593 --> 00:08:30,636 - That's my sister. - Sister, how are you doing? 178 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:32,597 Hey, girl. Go on and smack that ass. 179 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:34,320 In nine months, you'll have a new nephew. 180 00:08:34,390 --> 00:08:35,600 What? Boy, please. 181 00:08:35,683 --> 00:08:37,283 - Okay, I'm going now. - Yeah, that's it. 182 00:08:37,476 --> 00:08:38,745 That's it, right there. 183 00:08:38,769 --> 00:08:40,188 Hey, now, don't leave me. 184 00:08:40,271 --> 00:08:42,064 I still wanna ride home with y'all. 185 00:08:42,148 --> 00:08:43,316 Girl, is that OJ? 186 00:08:43,399 --> 00:08:45,526 I'm almost finished. Okay, to the left. 187 00:08:45,610 --> 00:08:47,778 No, that's a white Bronco. I know that's OJ. 188 00:08:47,862 --> 00:08:50,198 - Yeah, boy! - Girl, I don't care. 189 00:08:50,281 --> 00:08:52,408 To the left! There you go, right there. 190 00:08:53,159 --> 00:08:55,199 I still want to ride with you. Don't leave me, okay? 191 00:08:55,244 --> 00:08:57,681 - Just give me a minute. We almost through. - When I come, you go... 192 00:08:57,705 --> 00:08:59,999 What? Doesn't look like... Goddamn it! 193 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:02,423 - You gonna eat this. - I'm not hungry. 194 00:09:02,501 --> 00:09:03,586 I'm a vegetarian. 195 00:09:03,669 --> 00:09:05,269 - You a what? - I don't eat pork. 196 00:09:05,338 --> 00:09:08,275 You gonna eat something today. This ain't pork. This is roast beef. 197 00:09:08,299 --> 00:09:10,051 - Eat it! - Will you stop looking at them. 198 00:09:10,134 --> 00:09:13,262 I can't help it. It's like watching a Love & Hip Hop reunion. 199 00:09:15,473 --> 00:09:17,725 - Oh, my God. Are they fighting? - I don't know. 200 00:09:17,808 --> 00:09:20,561 - Should we help them? - No, you gonna die tonight. 201 00:09:20,645 --> 00:09:21,979 Someone should help him. 202 00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:24,982 Shit. 203 00:09:26,692 --> 00:09:28,277 Thought you was tearing something up. 204 00:09:28,361 --> 00:09:29,528 I don't think so. 205 00:09:29,612 --> 00:09:31,072 Here she come. 206 00:09:38,037 --> 00:09:40,081 Girl, this car is nice! 207 00:09:40,164 --> 00:09:41,332 Thank you. 208 00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:43,793 One of y'all got some hand sanitizer and some mouthwash? 209 00:09:44,126 --> 00:09:45,795 Bitch, you need a bath. 210 00:09:46,837 --> 00:09:48,398 Why couldn't he bring you back to the city? 211 00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:51,801 Girl, I don't know him. He was up here visiting his wife, okay? 212 00:09:51,884 --> 00:09:53,344 And I needed to get some. 213 00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:55,346 I've been locked up for five years. 214 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:58,307 You know how hard it is to maintain your virginity up in here? 215 00:09:58,808 --> 00:10:00,017 Virginity? 216 00:10:00,101 --> 00:10:02,895 Some of these women be looking real good, okay? 217 00:10:02,979 --> 00:10:04,647 Especially the ones that be working out. 218 00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:06,148 There's this one chick in there, 219 00:10:06,232 --> 00:10:07,775 - her name Dude. - Stop. 220 00:10:08,109 --> 00:10:09,277 Just stop. 221 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:11,505 It didn't even say male or female on her birth certificate. 222 00:10:11,529 --> 00:10:13,698 It said "hetero-lesbian-sexual." 223 00:10:14,115 --> 00:10:15,825 - I can't. - Me neither. 224 00:10:15,908 --> 00:10:18,411 Girl, we need to get up outta here. You need to start this car. 225 00:10:18,494 --> 00:10:20,334 'Cause I don't know if this fool gonna wake up. 226 00:10:20,871 --> 00:10:23,207 Yeah, I had to choke the hell outta him. 227 00:10:23,291 --> 00:10:24,531 Cutting up. I had to teach him. 228 00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:26,377 I'm sure he'll wake up at some point. 229 00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:31,674 Why do you keep looking up in the mirror? 230 00:10:31,757 --> 00:10:35,136 - For the police. - I didn't kill him. I just choked him out. 231 00:10:35,219 --> 00:10:37,138 He will come back to air soon. 232 00:10:37,221 --> 00:10:38,347 They always do. 233 00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:41,267 I am so happy to be out, though. 234 00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:43,853 I can't tell. Seems like you wanna go back. 235 00:10:43,936 --> 00:10:45,646 No, I am serious, okay? 236 00:10:45,730 --> 00:10:49,358 I do not wanna go to jail no more. I am gonna do better. 237 00:10:49,442 --> 00:10:51,819 I promise you that. I mean, I even talked to the Lord. 238 00:10:51,902 --> 00:10:53,362 - The Lord? - Mm-hmm. 239 00:10:53,446 --> 00:10:54,488 Yeah. 240 00:10:54,572 --> 00:10:57,116 - What? You're praying now? - No. 241 00:10:57,533 --> 00:10:59,035 Lord, as in "Warlord." 242 00:10:59,327 --> 00:11:01,954 That was my main snack before I went into jail. 243 00:11:02,038 --> 00:11:03,164 And I had to tell him. 244 00:11:03,247 --> 00:11:07,168 I said, "Lord, I am no longer gonna be doing anything illegal. 245 00:11:07,251 --> 00:11:11,714 I am only gonna be doing what my probation officer wrote on this paper." 246 00:11:11,797 --> 00:11:13,883 - Let me see that. - Right here. 247 00:11:13,966 --> 00:11:15,760 Yep, I'm doing everything on that paper. 248 00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:17,887 Except for, maybe, like, selling some weed, 249 00:11:17,970 --> 00:11:19,610 or maybe, like, a hand job here or there. 250 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,283 Or maybe I'll be out here shaking ass a little bit. 251 00:11:21,307 --> 00:11:24,185 No, no, no, no, no. You are not selling anything. 252 00:11:24,268 --> 00:11:25,829 What? Girl, how am I supposed to make a living? 253 00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:28,606 You're gonna get a job. We're gonna help you get a normal job. 254 00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:31,692 And you're gonna get on the straight and narrow, okay? You understand? 255 00:11:31,776 --> 00:11:34,153 Why are we talking white? You never done that. 256 00:11:34,236 --> 00:11:36,280 Girl, shit, we gotta talk white in that office. 257 00:11:36,364 --> 00:11:39,158 But we in the car right now. Black up, nigga. Damn, come on! 258 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:40,868 - What's up? - Nigga? 259 00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:44,497 Look, you know Mama said that I can't stay with her, right? 260 00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:46,040 So, you can't take me over there. 261 00:11:46,123 --> 00:11:48,125 I know. So you're gonna stay with me. 262 00:11:48,376 --> 00:11:49,960 - For real? - For real. 263 00:11:50,294 --> 00:11:53,714 Ooh! We finna turn this shit up, y'all! 264 00:11:53,798 --> 00:11:56,092 We finna turn it up! 265 00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:59,637 Free at last! Free at last! 266 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:02,360 I'm about to go out here and shake this ass. Can we go to the club? 267 00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:05,768 Come on in. 268 00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:09,688 Ooh! 269 00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:12,608 This is nice! 270 00:12:12,942 --> 00:12:14,360 Girl... 271 00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:16,695 This... All this shit is you right here? 272 00:12:16,946 --> 00:12:19,907 - Okay. You didn't have to give up no ass? - No. 273 00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:21,760 - Get your little butt off the couch. - Nothing like that? 274 00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:24,954 - This is so nice! - Your sister makes the upper six figures. 275 00:12:25,329 --> 00:12:26,914 Okay? She's using her brain. 276 00:12:26,997 --> 00:12:31,168 Yeah, well, where I come from, you usually have to use your brain 277 00:12:31,502 --> 00:12:33,302 in order to get something like this, you know? 278 00:12:33,379 --> 00:12:35,923 'Cause I don't know no dudes that wanna just mess with a girl 279 00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:38,050 'cause of her brains. 280 00:12:38,134 --> 00:12:41,846 Wait, wait. I do know one dude that likes to fuck brains. 281 00:12:42,138 --> 00:12:44,098 And that's the dude that's in cell block D. 282 00:12:44,181 --> 00:12:46,517 Geez, Sis. You know what? 283 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,686 Don't get it twisted, 'cause I know some smart hoes. 284 00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:51,063 Don't sleep on me. I know some smart hoes. 285 00:12:51,397 --> 00:12:52,690 - You remember Rhonda? - Yes. 286 00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:56,277 Yes. Man, she had a couch just like this in her apartment in the projects. 287 00:12:56,694 --> 00:12:59,155 But she was a ho. She was definitely a ho. 288 00:12:59,238 --> 00:13:01,740 They don't smell like roaches in here or nothing. 289 00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:03,826 This is so nice. And look at this. 290 00:13:03,909 --> 00:13:08,414 Girl, how you get sparkles in the back of an animal? Is this a bear? 291 00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:10,517 - What is this? A Care Bear? - Come on. 292 00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:11,917 - Come on. - That is crazy. 293 00:13:12,001 --> 00:13:13,794 - It's gonna stay clean. - It's so clean. 294 00:13:13,878 --> 00:13:15,713 I'm gonna show you where you'll be sleeping. 295 00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:17,173 And look at your plants. 296 00:13:17,256 --> 00:13:20,092 Like, oh, my goodness. This looks like it is outta Avatar. 297 00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:23,762 I get to sleep in here? 298 00:13:24,138 --> 00:13:26,640 No four to a cell or nothing? 299 00:13:26,724 --> 00:13:30,394 I haven't been in a bed like this in, like, five to ten years. 300 00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:33,063 Ooh! 301 00:13:34,899 --> 00:13:36,734 Ooh! All these your clothes? 302 00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:39,028 Yup, those are all mine. I'll make room for yours. 303 00:13:39,528 --> 00:13:41,030 Oh. I don't have any clothes. 304 00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:44,701 I'm sure you can find something to wear in there. 305 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,035 Go take a shower. 306 00:13:46,118 --> 00:13:47,369 This isn't Bailey. 307 00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:49,423 - Her and Bailey broke up. - Kalli. 308 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:53,250 Wait a minute. Weren't y'all engaged? Didn't he propose to you? 309 00:13:53,334 --> 00:13:55,294 - Yeah. He's getting married soon. - Kalli. 310 00:13:55,628 --> 00:13:59,215 What? What happened? Y'all been dating for, like, six years. 311 00:13:59,632 --> 00:14:00,633 Well... 312 00:14:01,425 --> 00:14:04,303 He met someone else. And he is very happy. 313 00:14:04,512 --> 00:14:06,472 And I am very happy. 314 00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:08,724 Okay? 315 00:14:09,308 --> 00:14:10,434 That is bullshit. 316 00:14:10,518 --> 00:14:12,019 She's even going to the wedding. 317 00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:13,187 You gotta be lying to me. 318 00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:15,064 - No, girl. - Kalli, stop. 319 00:14:15,147 --> 00:14:17,816 Just... Just, I got this. Thanks. 320 00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:20,110 Um, it's all for the best. 321 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:22,238 - Mm-hmm. - I'm happy. 322 00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:25,199 I am dating an amazing guy. 323 00:14:25,783 --> 00:14:27,701 And when did this happen? What's his name? 324 00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:30,246 Charlie. 325 00:14:30,329 --> 00:14:33,082 Charlie? So, I wanna meet him. 326 00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:34,875 Me too. 327 00:14:35,251 --> 00:14:36,418 You haven't met him? 328 00:14:36,502 --> 00:14:38,837 No. When is she gonna meet him, Danica? 329 00:14:40,339 --> 00:14:41,757 It's time for you to go home. 330 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,343 No, we need to work on this project, and I want wine. 331 00:14:45,094 --> 00:14:47,012 Ooh, bring me back some wine too, girl. 332 00:14:47,096 --> 00:14:48,931 You are not allowed to have any wine. 333 00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:51,058 - Says who? - Your probation requirements. 334 00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:52,810 AA meetings, get a job. 335 00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:55,312 No alcohol or drugs, and no fighting. 336 00:14:55,396 --> 00:14:57,773 A bitch better not bother me. I'm telling you right now. 337 00:14:57,856 --> 00:15:01,652 Better leave me alone. 'Cause I will pop off if I gotta do all of that. 338 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:04,071 - Shower. Go. - All right. 339 00:15:04,822 --> 00:15:05,823 I got you. 340 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,202 Ooh! Girl! 341 00:15:10,286 --> 00:15:13,122 This bathtub is everything! 342 00:15:13,205 --> 00:15:16,208 Do you know how long it's been since I've been in a bathtub? 343 00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:18,502 The water is hot too! 344 00:15:19,003 --> 00:15:20,397 What time they turn the hot water off? 345 00:15:20,421 --> 00:15:23,007 - Never. - Never? They don't turn it off? 346 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:24,091 - Forever? - Yes. 347 00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:25,676 Ah, shoot. 348 00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:30,306 When I come outta here, my coochie gonna be so clean, it's gonna squeak. 349 00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,876 I don't want her to know all that stuff about Charlie or Bailey. 350 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:42,943 You gotta stop. 351 00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:45,404 Hey, sorry. 352 00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:51,368 You gotta slowly tell her things, because, um... 353 00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:53,162 she has to process them. 354 00:15:53,746 --> 00:15:55,122 She can be a little violent. 355 00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:57,183 Yeah, well, she needs to be violent with his ass. 356 00:15:58,584 --> 00:16:01,920 Danica, he proposed to you and then walked off with that girl. 357 00:16:04,465 --> 00:16:05,841 I'm happy. 358 00:16:06,175 --> 00:16:07,259 Hello? 359 00:16:07,718 --> 00:16:10,387 With myself and with Charlie. 360 00:16:10,471 --> 00:16:12,473 So... So, please, 361 00:16:12,556 --> 00:16:13,891 just stop. 362 00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:15,100 - Okay. - Okay? 363 00:16:15,184 --> 00:16:16,185 - Okay. - Okay. 364 00:16:16,769 --> 00:16:18,145 - Cheers. - Cheers. 365 00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:19,813 - To happy. - To happy. 366 00:16:19,897 --> 00:16:20,898 Yay. 367 00:16:22,274 --> 00:16:24,109 I don't think it should be on the nose. 368 00:16:24,443 --> 00:16:25,819 - Yeah, I agree. - Yeah. 369 00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:28,197 The ad should say, "The List." 370 00:16:28,447 --> 00:16:29,573 But that's on the nose. 371 00:16:29,907 --> 00:16:31,384 Kalli, that's the name of the product. 372 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,870 Girl, you know if you nail this... 373 00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:36,538 I know, I know. 374 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,624 - It's a lot of money. - I know. 375 00:16:39,375 --> 00:16:40,435 But I can't think about it. 376 00:16:40,459 --> 00:16:42,086 - We need to just do it. Okay. - Yes. 377 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:44,171 ♪ ...make you wanna get this thing in ♪ 378 00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:46,840 ♪ They call me Tanya And I will fuck you up ♪ 379 00:16:46,924 --> 00:16:49,802 ♪ You better not talk to me I'll knuckle up! ♪ 380 00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:51,220 - ♪ Hey! ♪ - Is she rapping? 381 00:16:51,303 --> 00:16:53,764 Yes, which is why we should finish the rest of this wine 382 00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:56,058 - before she comes out. - Ooh! Please! 383 00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:58,185 Girl, the corner office, 384 00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:00,104 the huge bonus, 385 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,438 the promotion. 386 00:17:02,106 --> 00:17:03,106 Oof! 387 00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:04,858 And we're done. 388 00:17:04,942 --> 00:17:07,361 Your phone. It says, "Bae." 389 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,196 Is that Charlie? 390 00:17:11,115 --> 00:17:12,116 Answer it. 391 00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:15,828 - Hello? - Hey. 392 00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:18,664 Damn, I've been thinking about you all day. 393 00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:21,959 That's funny, because we've been talking about you all day. 394 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:24,086 Oh. Uh, who is this? 395 00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:25,796 It's Kalli, Danica's friend. 396 00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:27,881 Yeah, she told me a lot about you. 397 00:17:27,965 --> 00:17:29,925 She lied. I'm a size six. 398 00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:33,137 And she's told me a lot more about you. 399 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,139 So... when am I gonna see you? 400 00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:37,015 Oh... 401 00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:38,684 Damn, he sounds fine! 402 00:17:40,269 --> 00:17:42,604 - Hey. - Yeah, I didn't know you had company. 403 00:17:43,272 --> 00:17:45,592 - You wanna talk later? - No, it's a good time to talk now. 404 00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:46,775 How was your day? 405 00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:49,069 Stressful, but I'm good. 406 00:17:49,153 --> 00:17:50,154 What did you do today? 407 00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:52,781 Well, we got the account that I wanted. 408 00:17:52,865 --> 00:17:54,825 And we are working on it as we speak. 409 00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:57,035 Oh, wow. That's great. Congrats. 410 00:17:57,119 --> 00:18:00,038 I'm trying to be cool, but I really want this campaign to be amazing. 411 00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:04,001 I would be the first black woman to be a VP in the company. 412 00:18:04,460 --> 00:18:07,254 Dang, girl, I didn't know you was getting married! 413 00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:10,257 You bought a wedding dress and everything. 414 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:11,467 Baby, can I call you back? 415 00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:13,260 "Baby"? Is that Charles? 416 00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:14,946 Is that who you bought this wedding dress for? 417 00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:16,448 - Did you buy a wedding dress for Charlie? - I'll call you back. 418 00:18:16,472 --> 00:18:17,752 - Y'all getting married? - Tanya! 419 00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:21,560 Why did you do that? 420 00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:23,270 I just wanted to talk to him. 421 00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:26,106 Take off my dress! 422 00:18:32,321 --> 00:18:34,031 What's wrong with you, homegirl? 423 00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:36,241 Who you think you're yelling at up in here? 424 00:18:36,325 --> 00:18:38,428 - Who you think... Bitch! - Come on. I'll help you get out of that. 425 00:18:38,452 --> 00:18:40,454 Don't you know I just got out of prison, bitch? 426 00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:42,706 Don't you know you will get fucked up over here? 427 00:18:42,790 --> 00:18:44,430 - Okay, come. - What do you think this is? 428 00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:45,810 - I'll help you out the dress. - I'm fresh outta jail. 429 00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:48,545 You don't talk to nobody fresh outta jail like that. 430 00:18:48,629 --> 00:18:50,064 - Come on. - The fuck she... You think... 431 00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:52,150 You think you won't get your ass whipped here, bitch? 432 00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:54,092 Tanya! No. No. 433 00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:56,595 - I'm just saying. - I'm gonna help you take this off, okay? 434 00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:58,078 Do she know who she's dealing with? 435 00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,598 - Come on. - I don't give a fuck! 436 00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:01,910 - You got me working this shit. - You will get tore up out here. 437 00:19:01,934 --> 00:19:03,393 You will get tore up! 438 00:19:03,477 --> 00:19:06,480 I don't care if your house clean, bitch. It'll get dirty in a minute. 439 00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:09,399 Ooh! She lucky I didn't punch her in her damn face. 440 00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:10,734 Hollering at me. 441 00:19:10,818 --> 00:19:11,819 I don't like that. 442 00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:15,489 You know what? I saw Bridesmaids. I will take a shit in this dress. 443 00:19:16,073 --> 00:19:17,241 Please don't do that. 444 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:18,325 Look... 445 00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:20,244 I'm worried about her. 446 00:19:20,953 --> 00:19:22,454 She's selling that shit, ain't she? 447 00:19:22,830 --> 00:19:25,266 Yeah, I knew you can't live like this without selling that shit. 448 00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:27,334 No. No, no, no, it's nothing like that. 449 00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:29,503 Look, Bailey broke her heart. 450 00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:33,090 She pretends that everything is okay, but she had the whole wedding planned. 451 00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:34,424 And bought this dress. 452 00:19:34,508 --> 00:19:37,511 She bought it that day. And that night he told her he'd met someone else. 453 00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:40,055 And then she went into a deep depression, and she was so sad. 454 00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:43,725 Her work was suffering. Look, I'm still really concerned. 455 00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:46,629 - Yeah, I'm gonna fuck him up. - No. She doesn't want that. 456 00:19:46,687 --> 00:19:49,314 You don't know her, okay? She has a mean streak 457 00:19:49,398 --> 00:19:51,275 and a hood streak, just like me. 458 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,068 We come from the same place, all right? 459 00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:54,611 And we gonna tear his ass up. 460 00:19:54,695 --> 00:19:56,572 Your sister has changed. 461 00:19:57,114 --> 00:19:59,575 Dang. Money take the gangster out you, huh? 462 00:19:59,825 --> 00:20:02,595 That's like Puffy walking around calling himself "Brother Love" and shit. 463 00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:03,662 Well, you know what? 464 00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:05,497 She got Charlie now. 465 00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:07,374 He's probably the one. 466 00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:09,293 Mmm. That's another thing I'm concerned about. 467 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,336 Damn, you concerned about a lot of shit. 468 00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:14,298 Look, all I'm saying is she met him online a year ago. 469 00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:17,009 And she doesn't date anybody else. She only talks to him. 470 00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:20,387 Well, that's her, you know? She into that monogram type of relationship stuff. 471 00:20:20,888 --> 00:20:22,598 Mo... Monogamy? 472 00:20:22,973 --> 00:20:24,693 Oh, yeah, that's the word. Yeah, "monogamy." 473 00:20:25,017 --> 00:20:26,828 - That's when just one people, right? - Well... Yeah. 474 00:20:26,852 --> 00:20:27,895 Just two people. 475 00:20:27,978 --> 00:20:30,188 - Just the two? One-to-one relationship? - Yeah. 476 00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:32,274 Well, I'm concerned. 477 00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:35,903 They can't even Skype. He says his computer or his camera is broken. 478 00:20:35,986 --> 00:20:37,630 And the Wi-Fi where he is isn't strong enough, 479 00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:39,907 'cause he works on a offshore oil rig. 480 00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:42,367 What the hell is Skype? 481 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:44,786 Oh, oh! Wait a minute. 482 00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:47,915 I know, I know. That's, like, okay, you know when I was in jail, right? 483 00:20:47,998 --> 00:20:51,043 When I was in jail we used to be in the rec room watching TV all the time. 484 00:20:51,126 --> 00:20:53,629 And there was this one show that used to come on all the time, 485 00:20:53,712 --> 00:20:54,898 and this what this sound like. 486 00:20:54,922 --> 00:20:57,841 It's on MTV. It's a show called Catfish, right? 487 00:20:57,925 --> 00:21:01,053 And they... If the person you trying to talk to on the computer 488 00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:03,764 don't wanna Skype with you, they probably not real. 489 00:21:03,847 --> 00:21:05,098 That's what's going on. 490 00:21:05,182 --> 00:21:08,143 She dating the ghosted. She got ghosted right now. 491 00:21:08,226 --> 00:21:11,271 So, what we gonna do is we gonna contact Catfish, right? 492 00:21:11,355 --> 00:21:12,606 No, we contact Catfish. 493 00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:15,817 We gonna email them or call them. Probably gotta email. 494 00:21:15,901 --> 00:21:19,029 And then we let 'em know what's going on, and, bam, we got him. 495 00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:20,590 - And then we get her some real dick! - Tanya. 496 00:21:20,614 --> 00:21:24,076 Tanya, I will not be a part of that. And do not tell her I told you. 497 00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:26,134 All right, I ain't no snitch. I got you. 498 00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:28,306 Hey, babe. Why are you so quiet? 499 00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:31,875 I'm sorry. I need to explain to you about the wedding dress. I know you heard it. 500 00:21:32,209 --> 00:21:35,253 I bought the dress when I thought my ex and I were going to get married. 501 00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:36,880 We didn't, and I still have it. 502 00:21:36,964 --> 00:21:39,174 I didn't want you to think I bought it for you. 503 00:21:39,675 --> 00:21:41,718 Well, I wouldn't mind if you did, baby. 504 00:21:42,094 --> 00:21:43,845 I mean, I do feel like you're my soul mate. 505 00:21:44,638 --> 00:21:48,725 Charlie, what if you met me and I'm not the person you think I am? 506 00:21:48,809 --> 00:21:51,645 I mean, what if we don't have any chemistry? 507 00:21:51,979 --> 00:21:53,873 We're so good on the phone. 508 00:21:53,897 --> 00:21:55,315 Don't be afraid of that, babe. 509 00:21:55,399 --> 00:21:56,919 We'll be good together. I promise you. 510 00:21:56,984 --> 00:21:58,318 I wish I could see you. 511 00:21:58,402 --> 00:22:01,363 Yeah, I'm gonna put in another request to upgrade the Wi-Fi. 512 00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:04,032 But they're on this crazy budget around here. 513 00:22:04,616 --> 00:22:06,910 - I wish I was there. - I wish you were here too. 514 00:22:06,994 --> 00:22:08,912 Look, I gotta turn in. Early morning. 515 00:22:08,996 --> 00:22:10,706 But, um, I love you. 516 00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:12,082 I love you too. 517 00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:13,333 - Good night. - Night. 518 00:22:18,130 --> 00:22:19,131 Tanya. 519 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:21,133 Wake up. 520 00:22:25,178 --> 00:22:27,338 - Come on. Get up. - I told you I stabbed my friend up. 521 00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:31,351 Jail flashback. Sorry. 522 00:22:32,978 --> 00:22:34,646 I'm sorry about your wedding dress. 523 00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:37,232 Oh, forget it. It's going to be a great day. 524 00:22:37,315 --> 00:22:38,650 Come on. You gotta get up. 525 00:22:38,734 --> 00:22:41,838 You have to find a job so you can be in good standing with your probation officer, 526 00:22:41,862 --> 00:22:43,715 and then you gotta find a place to go to your AA meetings. 527 00:22:43,739 --> 00:22:45,157 I found this address. 528 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,701 I don't know why I think I know it, but it's close to my job. 529 00:22:49,870 --> 00:22:53,540 I need to talk to you about this finding a job and being clean and stuff. 530 00:22:53,623 --> 00:22:55,601 I was thinking, if I just had a little bit of weed... 531 00:22:55,625 --> 00:22:56,625 Here, put this on. 532 00:22:57,461 --> 00:22:58,587 And we... 533 00:22:59,171 --> 00:23:00,731 We need to do something with your hair. 534 00:23:03,592 --> 00:23:05,802 Would you... Would you stand up straight? 535 00:23:05,886 --> 00:23:07,846 You know it's been a long time since I wore heels. 536 00:23:07,888 --> 00:23:08,889 Oh, Lord. 537 00:23:09,473 --> 00:23:10,807 Let's grab a coffee real quick. 538 00:23:11,141 --> 00:23:12,142 Well, not really quick. 539 00:23:12,225 --> 00:23:14,895 These heels giving me an earthquake in my panties. 540 00:23:15,228 --> 00:23:16,229 Let's go. 541 00:23:16,313 --> 00:23:18,857 You know I can't do these heels like this. 542 00:23:18,940 --> 00:23:19,858 Keep going. You'll get it. 543 00:23:19,941 --> 00:23:21,621 I want the one over there, please. 544 00:23:21,902 --> 00:23:23,195 Thank you. Come on. 545 00:23:23,278 --> 00:23:25,489 They let the disabled cut? I'm sorry, y'all. 546 00:23:26,364 --> 00:23:27,364 Okay. 547 00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:28,950 - Hey. - Good morning. 548 00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:29,951 Good morning. 549 00:23:30,035 --> 00:23:31,369 - Hey. - Hey. How you doing? 550 00:23:31,453 --> 00:23:33,121 - This is my sister, Tanya. - All right. 551 00:23:33,205 --> 00:23:34,640 - She needs an espresso, please. - I can help you with that. 552 00:23:34,664 --> 00:23:35,664 I need a joint. 553 00:23:35,707 --> 00:23:37,935 I can't help you with the joint. I can help you with the espresso. 554 00:23:37,959 --> 00:23:39,270 You're gonna let me pay for this. 555 00:23:39,294 --> 00:23:41,421 - I can't hear you. What are you saying? - Girl. 556 00:23:41,505 --> 00:23:44,633 You need to go ahead and just, yeah, move the foam around a little more. 557 00:23:44,966 --> 00:23:47,612 - Your steam not hot enough. - Yeah, we've been having trouble with it. 558 00:23:47,636 --> 00:23:50,722 You know what? There's a valve on the back that gets stuck sometimes. 559 00:23:50,806 --> 00:23:53,100 - Really? - If you look in the lower back part... 560 00:23:53,391 --> 00:23:54,726 I could help you with that. 561 00:23:54,810 --> 00:23:56,853 Check it out. The lower back, it gets stuck. 562 00:23:56,937 --> 00:23:59,523 - Thank you. - Yeah, but no. Down, lower. 563 00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:00,625 You gotta get lower, baby. 564 00:24:00,649 --> 00:24:03,443 You gotta bend over, baby. You gotta get a little lower. Underneath. 565 00:24:03,527 --> 00:24:05,946 Yeah, bend at the knee. There you go. 566 00:24:06,029 --> 00:24:07,030 - Yeah! - Tanya! 567 00:24:07,114 --> 00:24:09,741 You, shut up! Yeah, now you feeling, you feeling it? 568 00:24:09,825 --> 00:24:11,052 - Right here? - Yeah, right up in there. 569 00:24:11,076 --> 00:24:12,661 - You feel something warm? - Absolutely. 570 00:24:12,744 --> 00:24:14,788 It's a little hot. A little steamy, a little bit. 571 00:24:14,871 --> 00:24:15,932 - It is hot, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. 572 00:24:15,956 --> 00:24:18,768 Now, put your two fingers in there. You gotta put two fingers up in there. 573 00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:20,311 - I... - And whirl it around a little bit. 574 00:24:20,335 --> 00:24:22,730 Bitch, move. I can't see him. Move... Bitch, get out the way. 575 00:24:22,754 --> 00:24:24,774 - You should feel something warm there. - Yeah. Okay. 576 00:24:24,798 --> 00:24:26,883 Yeah. And then move them around a little bit. 577 00:24:26,967 --> 00:24:28,635 Yeah, move them around. 578 00:24:28,718 --> 00:24:31,096 Now slowly pull 'em out. You should feel a little click. 579 00:24:32,222 --> 00:24:33,557 Go ahead and try it now. 580 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:34,840 - That's crazy. - Yeah. 581 00:24:35,892 --> 00:24:37,537 - Yeah, yeah. - That's crazy. I didn't even know. 582 00:24:37,561 --> 00:24:39,396 Look at that. 583 00:24:41,606 --> 00:24:43,191 Whoo! 584 00:24:44,693 --> 00:24:47,093 That's something else, right? Damn, who knew? How'd you know? 585 00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:49,197 You know, I was in... 586 00:24:50,031 --> 00:24:52,701 I was in charge of the coffee for all the guards. 587 00:24:52,784 --> 00:24:55,412 - Okay. - They used to call me Negress Barista. 588 00:24:55,495 --> 00:24:57,557 I got you, but guards, you said "guards." What'd you mean? 589 00:24:57,581 --> 00:24:59,958 - Yeah. I did a bit. - Okay. 590 00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:02,544 - How long you been out? - Not long. 591 00:25:02,627 --> 00:25:05,797 She's going down to the unemployment office down the street. 592 00:25:05,881 --> 00:25:07,007 Danica, unemployment office? 593 00:25:07,090 --> 00:25:09,426 I mean, with the whole felon thing, that's gonna be hard. 594 00:25:09,509 --> 00:25:10,969 Yeah, I tried to tell her. 595 00:25:11,428 --> 00:25:13,388 - Why don't you just work here? - For real? 596 00:25:13,471 --> 00:25:15,765 I mean... obviously we need help. 597 00:25:15,849 --> 00:25:17,369 - Oh, snap. - Isn't this great? 598 00:25:17,726 --> 00:25:18,768 Yeah, for real. 599 00:25:19,186 --> 00:25:21,229 Liliana, get this young lady an application. 600 00:25:21,605 --> 00:25:24,191 That's what's up. Yeah, this is so dope. 601 00:25:24,274 --> 00:25:25,317 I can come back there? 602 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:26,651 - Absolutely. - Like, right now? 603 00:25:26,735 --> 00:25:28,129 - Right now right now. - Right now right now? 604 00:25:28,153 --> 00:25:29,821 Absolutely. Come on. Come around back. 605 00:25:31,281 --> 00:25:33,200 Feels special coming around the back side. 606 00:25:33,867 --> 00:25:37,120 Listen, I appreciate you trying to do this for me. 607 00:25:37,204 --> 00:25:40,957 - Absolutely, yeah. - But my sister is a... bit much. 608 00:25:41,041 --> 00:25:42,209 No, I got it. 609 00:25:43,168 --> 00:25:45,128 - I mean, we... - Where... Excuse me. 610 00:25:45,212 --> 00:25:47,589 Where it say "felon," what you want me to put right there? 611 00:25:48,256 --> 00:25:51,092 - I'll take care of the felon part. - That's what I'm talking about. 612 00:25:51,176 --> 00:25:53,303 All right. You gonna be a good boss. I can tell. 613 00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:56,973 - I can't be responsible for her actions. - Really, Danica, I got it. 614 00:25:57,057 --> 00:25:58,534 - How hard could it be? - You should... 615 00:25:58,558 --> 00:26:01,061 Where it say "sex," what you want me to put right there? 616 00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:03,021 Uh... 617 00:26:03,104 --> 00:26:04,940 - Female, right? - What you wanna put? 618 00:26:05,023 --> 00:26:06,608 Plenty. 619 00:26:07,108 --> 00:26:08,318 Just so you know. 620 00:26:10,028 --> 00:26:11,029 - Plenty. - See? 621 00:26:12,072 --> 00:26:13,073 You said you got it. 622 00:26:13,657 --> 00:26:15,257 - You got it. - I did say that, didn't I? 623 00:26:16,117 --> 00:26:19,704 Um, excuse me. Where it say "position," which one do you want me to be in? 624 00:26:20,455 --> 00:26:21,706 What position you wanna be in? 625 00:26:21,790 --> 00:26:24,542 Well, you know, I prefer doggy style. 626 00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:26,169 But you seem more like a missionary. 627 00:26:26,253 --> 00:26:28,672 But you know what? I could show you the spider. 628 00:26:28,755 --> 00:26:31,150 You heard about the spider? You ain't did the spider? You know nothing about that. 629 00:26:31,174 --> 00:26:32,634 Just legs everywhere. 630 00:26:33,510 --> 00:26:34,886 Just legs. Just, Whoo! 631 00:26:34,970 --> 00:26:36,721 You know I got some legs on me, so... 632 00:26:36,805 --> 00:26:38,485 Wait, I'm gonna show you that spider, boy. 633 00:26:39,849 --> 00:26:43,520 Uh... for references, who do you want me to put down? 634 00:26:43,603 --> 00:26:44,437 Me. 635 00:26:44,521 --> 00:26:45,748 Nah, I ain't never slept with you. 636 00:26:45,772 --> 00:26:47,852 You know what? I'm gonna go ahead and put Malik down. 637 00:26:47,899 --> 00:26:48,900 Yeah. 638 00:26:49,943 --> 00:26:51,611 Okay. Thank you. 639 00:26:52,362 --> 00:26:53,655 Tanya, call me later. 640 00:26:53,738 --> 00:26:56,074 Yeah, girl, I'm gonna call you as soon as I get off. 641 00:26:57,117 --> 00:26:58,410 Yeah, this should be fun. 642 00:27:01,162 --> 00:27:02,289 Okay, what do you smell? 643 00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:06,418 - Jasmine. - What else? 644 00:27:06,918 --> 00:27:08,920 - Lilac? - Hillary? 645 00:27:09,587 --> 00:27:12,299 Yeah, I'm on a strict no smelling diet this week. 646 00:27:12,632 --> 00:27:13,675 Lost four pounds. 647 00:27:14,217 --> 00:27:16,337 - Amazing, congrats. - Okay, I came up with something. 648 00:27:16,428 --> 00:27:17,637 Okay, you ready? 649 00:27:19,848 --> 00:27:20,849 "The List. 650 00:27:21,641 --> 00:27:22,642 Are you on it?" 651 00:27:24,561 --> 00:27:25,729 Sounds scary. 652 00:27:25,812 --> 00:27:27,707 - Right? - Yeah. I like that. Scary's good, right? 653 00:27:27,731 --> 00:27:29,941 Yeah, it's like Schindler's List. 654 00:27:30,025 --> 00:27:31,526 - But that was a good list. - Yes. 655 00:27:31,609 --> 00:27:33,278 Yes, 'cause he saved a lot of people. 656 00:27:33,361 --> 00:27:34,195 - Okay. - Okay. 657 00:27:34,279 --> 00:27:35,959 I'm just gonna say I think this is stupid. 658 00:27:36,031 --> 00:27:38,908 Okay? Who makes a wish list for a man? 659 00:27:39,284 --> 00:27:42,412 Look, I don't know. I'm just having a whole issue with the whole thing, okay? 660 00:27:42,495 --> 00:27:45,081 I like other lists. Angie's. Craig's. 661 00:27:45,540 --> 00:27:47,542 I just think most lists have been dominated. 662 00:27:47,625 --> 00:27:48,918 Listen, how about this? 663 00:27:49,336 --> 00:27:51,421 We're not here to judge the product. 664 00:27:51,504 --> 00:27:52,672 - Right. - Okay? 665 00:27:53,089 --> 00:27:55,383 We're here to just brand it and sell it. 666 00:27:56,009 --> 00:27:59,763 - Brand it and sell it. - Yeah. Bring back some ideas. 667 00:27:59,846 --> 00:28:01,306 Because we're running out of time. 668 00:28:01,681 --> 00:28:02,908 - Yeah, okay. - You got it. We can do that. 669 00:28:02,932 --> 00:28:04,100 - Thank you. - Okay. 670 00:28:06,102 --> 00:28:08,271 - Son, your mama's here. - Okay. 671 00:28:08,355 --> 00:28:10,995 Pack your things up. Make sure you behave for your mama, all right? 672 00:28:11,524 --> 00:28:12,942 And I'll be at your game tomorrow. 673 00:28:13,026 --> 00:28:14,694 - Okay. - Okay. I love you. 674 00:28:14,778 --> 00:28:15,904 Love you too. See you there. 675 00:28:15,987 --> 00:28:16,987 - Bye. - Bye. 676 00:28:19,824 --> 00:28:20,825 That's your kid? 677 00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:24,454 - Yeah. - He is so cute. 678 00:28:24,537 --> 00:28:26,164 - Thank you. - You a good dude. 679 00:28:26,498 --> 00:28:28,578 - Thanks, Tanya. - You want some? Can I get you some? 680 00:28:29,542 --> 00:28:30,543 Get me some what? 681 00:28:30,627 --> 00:28:32,337 I mean... Never mind. 682 00:28:32,420 --> 00:28:33,713 Unless you want it. 683 00:28:34,297 --> 00:28:37,550 But I just wanna show my appreciation for you giving me this job. 684 00:28:37,634 --> 00:28:39,111 I appreciate that you're appreciative. 685 00:28:39,135 --> 00:28:43,973 Man, when I tell my PO that I got a job, he is gonna be so shocked. 686 00:28:44,057 --> 00:28:46,338 I thought I was gonna have to sleep with him or something. 687 00:28:46,434 --> 00:28:49,437 Anyways, all I gotta do is AA meetings once a week, 688 00:28:49,521 --> 00:28:52,732 and it's gonna be breezy, 'cause my sister gave me this address right here. 689 00:28:52,816 --> 00:28:54,710 - Do you know where this is at? - Do I know where it's at? 690 00:28:54,734 --> 00:28:56,694 - It's here. Yeah. - This is here? 691 00:28:56,778 --> 00:28:58,613 Oh, my... I am so damn lucky. 692 00:28:58,696 --> 00:29:00,633 - Why are you so lucky? - I need to play the lotto or something. 693 00:29:00,657 --> 00:29:03,937 Maybe you should. You know what? You could help me set up later for the AA meeting. 694 00:29:04,786 --> 00:29:06,871 - Cool. - I wanna ask you something. 695 00:29:06,955 --> 00:29:08,164 You and your sister close? 696 00:29:08,623 --> 00:29:10,875 - Y'all seem close, I mean. - Yeah, we... 697 00:29:11,793 --> 00:29:13,711 We've been close ever since we was little kids. 698 00:29:13,795 --> 00:29:15,630 You know, she was always the smart one. 699 00:29:15,713 --> 00:29:17,340 I was the one always getting in trouble. 700 00:29:17,424 --> 00:29:19,300 I know you gave me this job because of her. 701 00:29:19,717 --> 00:29:21,177 Thank you. I appreciate it. 702 00:29:21,261 --> 00:29:22,387 Let me tell you something. 703 00:29:23,304 --> 00:29:24,764 She got you in the door, 704 00:29:25,348 --> 00:29:27,434 - but you got the job. - Mmm. 705 00:29:27,517 --> 00:29:30,717 Don't be flirting with me unless you want both of us, 'cause I know you like her. 706 00:29:31,563 --> 00:29:33,356 I do. I like her a lot. 707 00:29:33,773 --> 00:29:36,234 I tried to ask... Well, actually, I did ask her out. 708 00:29:36,317 --> 00:29:37,652 What happened? 709 00:29:37,735 --> 00:29:40,864 She's always saying something about Charlie, her boyfriend. 710 00:29:40,947 --> 00:29:42,240 You know this guy, Charlie? 711 00:29:44,325 --> 00:29:45,326 Yeah. 712 00:29:46,995 --> 00:29:48,246 Could you do me a favor? 713 00:29:48,913 --> 00:29:51,541 - Anything. - Can I send an email on your computer? 714 00:29:51,875 --> 00:29:53,352 Yeah. But don't make that a habit, Tanya. 715 00:29:53,376 --> 00:29:55,920 - I won't, I promise you I won't. - All right. 716 00:29:57,255 --> 00:29:58,798 And let me give you some advice. 717 00:29:59,215 --> 00:30:02,260 You need to push up a little bit harder on my sister if you want her. 718 00:30:02,719 --> 00:30:05,763 And as soon as I finish sending this email, all right, 719 00:30:05,847 --> 00:30:07,098 I'm gonna take my break. 720 00:30:07,557 --> 00:30:09,076 You ain't even worked half a day, Tanya. 721 00:30:09,100 --> 00:30:11,060 Yeah, well, that's just how it's gonna have to be. 722 00:30:11,144 --> 00:30:13,504 - Also, I'ma need a three-week vacation... - It comes off... 723 00:30:13,563 --> 00:30:15,440 once I finish my first month, all right? 724 00:30:15,523 --> 00:30:19,235 I'm gonna give you the best 30 days you ever had from an employee. 725 00:30:19,819 --> 00:30:22,947 Now we're gonna need to talk about my 41-OK too. 726 00:30:23,948 --> 00:30:26,493 Yeah. I'm on this. 727 00:30:27,035 --> 00:30:30,497 Okay. Dear Nevvy and Max... 728 00:30:34,792 --> 00:30:36,294 Okay, Danica, think. 729 00:30:40,673 --> 00:30:41,674 No. 730 00:30:42,759 --> 00:30:43,885 - Hi. - Hey. 731 00:30:44,385 --> 00:30:45,386 Can you see me? 732 00:30:46,012 --> 00:30:47,972 No. It says, "Poor connection." 733 00:30:48,056 --> 00:30:50,225 Damn. I was hoping this would work. 734 00:30:50,308 --> 00:30:53,686 I'm sorry. I wanted you to see the rig. There's a beautiful sunset. 735 00:30:53,770 --> 00:30:54,938 I wish I could see it. 736 00:30:55,021 --> 00:30:57,565 I wish I could see you too. I... Where are you? 737 00:30:58,149 --> 00:30:59,317 I'm still at work. 738 00:30:59,651 --> 00:31:02,654 Oh, baby. Go home and get some rest. You sound tired. 739 00:31:03,821 --> 00:31:05,365 Yeah. Maybe you're right. 740 00:31:06,741 --> 00:31:10,078 You know, if I was there I would have a bath and dinner ready for you. 741 00:31:10,453 --> 00:31:11,454 You would? 742 00:31:11,955 --> 00:31:12,956 Yeah. 743 00:31:13,540 --> 00:31:15,041 And I'd rub your feet, and... 744 00:31:15,375 --> 00:31:19,003 Don't saywhat else you would do. I can't handle it. I'm so horny. 745 00:31:19,629 --> 00:31:21,506 Oh, okay. 746 00:31:22,298 --> 00:31:24,259 Well, I guess I won't say it then. 747 00:31:24,342 --> 00:31:25,969 Can I call you when I get home? 748 00:31:26,302 --> 00:31:27,303 Yeah. 749 00:31:28,221 --> 00:31:29,681 - I love you. - I love you too. 750 00:31:35,270 --> 00:31:36,271 Excuse me. 751 00:31:36,729 --> 00:31:37,730 What's going on here? 752 00:31:38,022 --> 00:31:39,732 Oh, it's an AA meeting. 753 00:31:39,983 --> 00:31:40,983 Ah. 754 00:31:45,363 --> 00:31:47,490 Guys, I was getting high for years. 755 00:31:47,949 --> 00:31:51,703 And I was smoking, I was drinking. I went to jail. 756 00:31:51,786 --> 00:31:53,830 And I turned it around. I mean, now I... 757 00:31:54,706 --> 00:31:56,666 own the coffee shop, right? 758 00:31:57,417 --> 00:32:00,753 So, it's the same thing. We cannot let the shame stop us. 759 00:32:00,837 --> 00:32:03,131 All right? But before we get more into that, 760 00:32:03,965 --> 00:32:04,966 group, 761 00:32:05,758 --> 00:32:07,885 this lovely lady to my right, this is Tanya. 762 00:32:07,969 --> 00:32:10,430 - Tanya, this is the group. - Hi, Tanya. 763 00:32:10,513 --> 00:32:11,514 Hey, y'all. 764 00:32:11,764 --> 00:32:15,226 Um, I haven't hit the pipe in five years. 765 00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:16,894 I haven't, uh... 766 00:32:17,729 --> 00:32:19,022 I haven't drank in eight months. 767 00:32:19,105 --> 00:32:22,692 And I haven't smoked any weed or anything in, like, four days. 768 00:32:23,026 --> 00:32:27,447 And my whole thing is, like, why can't I get a chip for everything that I don't do. 769 00:32:27,530 --> 00:32:29,907 You know what I'm saying? Don't hit the pipe, that's a chip. 770 00:32:29,991 --> 00:32:32,243 Don't smoke no weed for four days. That's a chip. 771 00:32:32,327 --> 00:32:33,536 Don't drink. That's a chip. 772 00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:36,039 No D. I ain't had no D in a whole day. 773 00:32:36,122 --> 00:32:38,916 That's a chip. I should have a chip for every single thing. 774 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,543 That's all I'm saying, man. 775 00:32:52,847 --> 00:32:53,931 Hey, you here? 776 00:32:54,015 --> 00:32:57,310 Hey, Sis. I was just wrapping up work. Do you want a ride? 777 00:32:57,393 --> 00:32:59,270 - Yeah. Let me go get my stuff. - Okay. 778 00:33:00,563 --> 00:33:01,564 I missed you. 779 00:33:06,194 --> 00:33:08,196 Frank, Danica's outside. 780 00:33:11,991 --> 00:33:13,910 - Hey. - Hey. 781 00:33:14,327 --> 00:33:15,703 Your sister, she's, uh... 782 00:33:16,579 --> 00:33:18,139 She's a special one. I really like her. 783 00:33:18,873 --> 00:33:20,249 How long were you in jail? 784 00:33:21,084 --> 00:33:22,293 I didn't know that. 785 00:33:22,710 --> 00:33:25,463 Uh, I didn't know you'd heard that. Seven years. 786 00:33:26,047 --> 00:33:27,048 It was a long time ago. 787 00:33:28,716 --> 00:33:29,717 All right, yeah. 788 00:33:31,010 --> 00:33:33,221 - Yeah. - Tell Tanya I'll be in the car. 789 00:33:35,098 --> 00:33:36,974 All righty. You got it. 790 00:33:47,985 --> 00:33:51,531 I didn't know that he was in recovery and that he's been in jail. 791 00:33:51,614 --> 00:33:53,324 Yeah, but he's still a cool-ass nigga. 792 00:33:53,408 --> 00:33:57,620 Damn. I mean, Tanya, has every black man been to jail? 793 00:33:57,704 --> 00:33:59,914 Yeah, girl. Anyone that is worth fucking with 794 00:33:59,997 --> 00:34:01,666 has been to jail at least once. 795 00:34:01,749 --> 00:34:04,168 That's what make 'em a man. You know he like you. 796 00:34:04,752 --> 00:34:07,046 - Yeah. That will never happen. - What? 797 00:34:08,673 --> 00:34:10,633 - Oh, 'cause of Charlie. - Mm-hmm. 798 00:34:11,259 --> 00:34:12,260 That's right. 799 00:34:13,803 --> 00:34:15,179 Yeah, I got you, girl. 800 00:34:15,847 --> 00:34:16,848 I got you. 801 00:34:19,392 --> 00:34:21,811 All right, "Help! I think my sister's being catfished." 802 00:34:21,894 --> 00:34:23,438 - All right, we got it. - Catfish, go. 803 00:34:23,521 --> 00:34:25,523 All right, here we go. This one's from Tanya. 804 00:34:25,606 --> 00:34:28,484 - Okay. Tanya. - Tanya says, "Dear Nev and Max, 805 00:34:28,568 --> 00:34:31,738 my sister's been dating this man for a year online." Never... 806 00:34:31,821 --> 00:34:33,948 - A year? - A year. "And she's never met him." 807 00:34:34,031 --> 00:34:35,116 - A year is... - Wait, wait. 808 00:34:35,199 --> 00:34:36,510 We're talking about twelve months. 809 00:34:36,534 --> 00:34:39,162 - He says he's on an offshore oil rig. - Oh, please. 810 00:34:39,245 --> 00:34:40,431 - That's... - We've actually never... 811 00:34:40,455 --> 00:34:41,682 - I've never heard that before. - That's new. 812 00:34:41,706 --> 00:34:42,933 - That's pretty good. - That's a new one. 813 00:34:42,957 --> 00:34:45,960 And he's on a... Let me guess. He's on an oil rig, so he can't talk. 814 00:34:46,043 --> 00:34:47,420 Anyway, she's in love. 815 00:34:47,503 --> 00:34:49,630 - And has even bought a wedding dress. - Oh, God. 816 00:34:49,714 --> 00:34:51,215 - She's invested money. - Wow. 817 00:34:51,299 --> 00:34:53,176 - She's planned the entire wedding. - Oh, God. 818 00:34:53,259 --> 00:34:55,219 Wow. "Please help. Thanks, Tanya." 819 00:34:55,303 --> 00:34:58,473 All right. Well, let's call Tanya and see what she has to say. 820 00:35:01,267 --> 00:35:03,352 - Let me get a bite. - You get the phone. 821 00:35:06,939 --> 00:35:08,232 Brown Bean Coffee Shop. 822 00:35:08,316 --> 00:35:12,236 Hi, this is Nev and Max from Catfish. We're looking for Tanya. 823 00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:15,531 No way! I'm the one that called y'all. 824 00:35:15,615 --> 00:35:17,200 I'm so excited. Y'all so fine. 825 00:35:17,283 --> 00:35:19,410 So, Tanya, you think your sister's being catfished? 826 00:35:19,494 --> 00:35:21,537 I do. Yes, I do. 827 00:35:21,621 --> 00:35:24,791 Uh, yeah. I mean, from your email it definitely sounds like it. 828 00:35:24,874 --> 00:35:27,168 And we wanna help. I mean, this whole situation... 829 00:35:27,585 --> 00:35:29,980 - sounds a little slippery. - It sounds like she needs our help. 830 00:35:30,004 --> 00:35:33,508 Yeah. If we got there later today, could we meet up and find out more? 831 00:35:33,591 --> 00:35:35,384 Yes. Come on to that address. 832 00:35:41,390 --> 00:35:43,601 - I need real coffee. - Why didn't you get it? 833 00:35:44,185 --> 00:35:47,230 I just dropped Tanya off. And I'm kind of over flirting with him. 834 00:35:47,313 --> 00:35:48,648 Did you know he was a felon? 835 00:35:49,232 --> 00:35:51,359 Armed robbery. And he's also in recovery. 836 00:35:51,609 --> 00:35:55,071 - What? - Yeah. So, the flirting thing is done. 837 00:35:55,154 --> 00:35:57,031 I mean, he may not be too stable. 838 00:35:57,782 --> 00:35:59,742 So, I mean, I thought he was cute. 839 00:36:00,076 --> 00:36:03,079 But last night, I realized I need to stay away from him. 840 00:36:03,496 --> 00:36:06,249 - You're over exaggerating. - No, I'm not. 841 00:36:06,666 --> 00:36:09,919 Come on. Let's go get coffee together and discuss. 842 00:36:10,294 --> 00:36:11,546 - Up. - Okay. 843 00:36:13,005 --> 00:36:14,632 Hey, look who's here. 844 00:36:16,133 --> 00:36:18,344 - Kalli. Good to see your face. - Hey. 845 00:36:20,012 --> 00:36:22,348 - Danica, good morning. - Here you go. 846 00:36:23,182 --> 00:36:25,102 Your money's no good here. You know that, Danica. 847 00:36:25,434 --> 00:36:26,435 Take the money. 848 00:36:26,853 --> 00:36:27,937 Please take it. 849 00:36:28,938 --> 00:36:29,939 Okay. 850 00:36:33,109 --> 00:36:34,735 Danica, hi. 851 00:36:36,279 --> 00:36:37,280 Hi. 852 00:36:37,363 --> 00:36:38,531 You remember Amanda, right? 853 00:36:38,906 --> 00:36:39,906 Hi. 854 00:36:40,992 --> 00:36:42,827 - Hi. - Um... 855 00:36:44,495 --> 00:36:46,135 Will I be seeing you gals at the wedding? 856 00:36:46,205 --> 00:36:48,666 Yeah, you sure will be seeing us there. What's up? 857 00:36:48,749 --> 00:36:50,751 - Tanya, you're out. - What up? 858 00:36:50,835 --> 00:36:53,546 Yup, and probably about to be going back real soon. Who's that? 859 00:36:54,171 --> 00:36:55,339 This is my fiancée. 860 00:36:55,590 --> 00:36:57,300 Oh, that's the girl you left my sister for? 861 00:36:57,383 --> 00:36:58,843 - Oh, hell no. - Oh, no. Tanya! 862 00:36:59,510 --> 00:37:01,178 - Hey, hey. - What? 863 00:37:01,554 --> 00:37:02,805 - I just wanna... - No. 864 00:37:03,222 --> 00:37:04,867 It's... Listen, it's not even like that. 865 00:37:04,891 --> 00:37:07,101 Timing was off, and we weren't right for each other. 866 00:37:07,727 --> 00:37:08,728 Right, Danica? 867 00:37:10,771 --> 00:37:12,732 - No. - Let me hear you say that, Danica. 868 00:37:13,441 --> 00:37:16,527 No. No. We weren't. We weren't right. 869 00:37:16,611 --> 00:37:18,779 And she's happy for me, right? 870 00:37:19,864 --> 00:37:20,864 Yes. 871 00:37:21,574 --> 00:37:22,574 Mm-hmm. Yes. 872 00:37:22,909 --> 00:37:24,327 I am... I am happy. 873 00:37:24,785 --> 00:37:25,828 Hey, my man, 874 00:37:25,912 --> 00:37:27,413 uh, what can I get for you? 875 00:37:27,496 --> 00:37:31,500 Um, I'll have a latte and... 876 00:37:31,584 --> 00:37:33,502 - Expresso. - Coming up. 877 00:37:34,462 --> 00:37:35,880 - I got that. - No. 878 00:37:35,963 --> 00:37:37,274 I'm gonna help you. I'm gonna get that. 879 00:37:37,298 --> 00:37:39,067 - Tanya, I got it. - I got it. No, fuck this bitch. 880 00:37:39,091 --> 00:37:40,319 - Tanya, I got it, don't worry. - No, I got... 881 00:37:40,343 --> 00:37:42,821 Get your hands off this machine. Get your hands off the machine. 882 00:37:42,845 --> 00:37:44,847 That bastard hurt my sister hard, okay? 883 00:37:44,931 --> 00:37:47,492 So I have to do what I got to do. I'm gonna kill this motherfucker. 884 00:37:47,516 --> 00:37:48,684 But, Tanya, you on probation. 885 00:37:48,768 --> 00:37:51,103 I'ma make this motherfucker a mocha latte. 886 00:37:51,187 --> 00:37:52,438 - Okay. - Okay? 887 00:37:52,521 --> 00:37:53,606 You all upset. 888 00:37:53,689 --> 00:37:55,709 - You're not making it right. - What? I'm just saying. 889 00:37:55,733 --> 00:37:58,778 I'ma kill him. I'ma just kill him... First I'm gonna kill that ho, right? 890 00:37:58,861 --> 00:38:02,156 First I'm gonna kill that ho, then I'm gonna kill him. 891 00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:04,367 But your sister seem to be okay with the whole thing. 892 00:38:04,450 --> 00:38:07,411 No, she is very mad. Trust me, she's mad as hell, okay? 893 00:38:07,495 --> 00:38:10,081 She out here dating a ghost, and he come up here with her? 894 00:38:10,164 --> 00:38:12,017 - Dating a ghost? - Yeah, she dating some dude online 895 00:38:12,041 --> 00:38:13,751 she ain't never even met. All right? 896 00:38:13,834 --> 00:38:15,544 Fuck it. I need a break. 897 00:38:15,962 --> 00:38:16,963 Damn! 898 00:38:18,547 --> 00:38:19,787 So, this is all you have? 899 00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:21,884 Yeah. I found this phone number on her desk. 900 00:38:22,301 --> 00:38:25,763 All right, well, let's do a reverse phone search and see if we get a match. 901 00:38:26,597 --> 00:38:29,809 - All right, let's see. - You are so fine, you know that? 902 00:38:30,935 --> 00:38:33,896 - Thanks. - Yeah. 903 00:38:33,980 --> 00:38:36,460 Okay, wait, Tanya, I do need a little space, though, so just... 904 00:38:36,524 --> 00:38:38,404 - My bad, I'm just saying. - Let me do my thing. 905 00:38:38,442 --> 00:38:42,405 You're just so beefy. I mean, we would have some cute babies together. 906 00:38:42,488 --> 00:38:44,281 They would be swirl and everything. 907 00:38:44,365 --> 00:38:47,994 Uh, I actually already have a baby with my wife. 908 00:38:48,077 --> 00:38:49,117 - Oh, wow. - So, thank you. 909 00:38:49,370 --> 00:38:51,122 Well, you know what? It's cool. 910 00:38:51,205 --> 00:38:54,417 'Cause I won't tell her or the baby, 'cause I know how to keep a secret, boo. 911 00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:56,127 I've done time. 912 00:38:57,044 --> 00:39:01,382 Uh, well, I'm just gonna have to say, a hard pass. 913 00:39:01,465 --> 00:39:02,717 But thank you. 914 00:39:03,592 --> 00:39:06,345 Okay, you stuck up. He's stuck up. 915 00:39:06,762 --> 00:39:10,099 Max, how about you? You take me to the maximum? 916 00:39:11,517 --> 00:39:15,771 - Is this happening? - Yes! Yes, I love your gray hair. 917 00:39:16,230 --> 00:39:19,316 It's what I need in my life. You know what I'm saying? 918 00:39:19,692 --> 00:39:23,362 Like that young and old all at the same time. 919 00:39:23,446 --> 00:39:24,989 Mmm! 920 00:39:25,072 --> 00:39:27,575 It'd be like fucking a young old polar bear. 921 00:39:27,658 --> 00:39:29,243 Be cold and hot. 922 00:39:29,493 --> 00:39:31,454 And I know polar bears love fish. 923 00:39:33,039 --> 00:39:34,623 We're here to help your sister. 924 00:39:34,957 --> 00:39:35,958 Yeah. 925 00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:40,046 Okay. Well, if y'all do a good job, I'll give you some. 926 00:39:40,504 --> 00:39:42,381 It's good, too. It's that vintage. 927 00:39:43,424 --> 00:39:45,009 - You know what? - Well, look. 928 00:39:45,092 --> 00:39:48,304 Why don't we just get back to helping Danica, okay? Uh... 929 00:39:48,387 --> 00:39:50,264 And she knows we're doing this, right? 930 00:39:50,681 --> 00:39:51,807 Yeah. Mm-hmm. 931 00:39:51,891 --> 00:39:54,894 That's... Yeah. She wanna know the truth. 932 00:39:54,977 --> 00:39:57,857 All right, here we go. I think we're about to get... It's coming through. 933 00:40:00,024 --> 00:40:01,442 Searching. 934 00:40:01,525 --> 00:40:03,003 You do smell good. 935 00:40:03,027 --> 00:40:04,862 - Oh! That's... - Oh, my God. 936 00:40:04,945 --> 00:40:07,990 - Definitely not the guy in the picture. - Whoa! 937 00:40:08,074 --> 00:40:10,010 I'll get it done tonight, put the final touches on it 938 00:40:10,034 --> 00:40:11,744 and hope that they like it. 939 00:40:11,827 --> 00:40:14,455 - Well, it's not knocking my socks off. - I know. 940 00:40:14,830 --> 00:40:17,500 Get your things. We'll finish it over wine at my place. 941 00:40:18,417 --> 00:40:20,377 - Uh, okay. - Okay. 942 00:40:25,508 --> 00:40:26,509 Hi. 943 00:40:26,592 --> 00:40:29,261 Hey, love. Good news, I can video chat. 944 00:40:29,345 --> 00:40:30,425 Wait, you got better Wi-Fi? 945 00:40:30,471 --> 00:40:33,099 Well, I'm borrowing a booster from one of the guys. 946 00:40:33,516 --> 00:40:36,393 He'll be in at 8:30, and he'll let me use it then. 947 00:40:36,477 --> 00:40:38,813 - I'll call you. - Okay. Well, I'll be home by then. 948 00:40:38,896 --> 00:40:42,650 Great. Yeah, I can't wait to see your face. I love you. 949 00:40:42,942 --> 00:40:44,985 I love you too. 950 00:40:48,322 --> 00:40:50,241 Yeah. So, that was... 951 00:40:51,575 --> 00:40:54,161 Uh... 952 00:40:57,289 --> 00:40:58,290 Hi. 953 00:40:58,374 --> 00:41:01,293 Um, I'm Kalli, and this is Danica. 954 00:41:01,794 --> 00:41:02,794 So, who... What... 955 00:41:02,837 --> 00:41:04,505 - Hi. - Can you please stop filming? 956 00:41:04,588 --> 00:41:05,714 - Hi. Sorry. - Thank you. 957 00:41:06,048 --> 00:41:07,109 - Nev, nice to meet you. - Hi. 958 00:41:07,133 --> 00:41:08,384 - Hi. And I'm Max. - Yeah. 959 00:41:08,467 --> 00:41:09,467 - Hi. - How are you? 960 00:41:09,635 --> 00:41:11,637 Are you friends of Tanya? 961 00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:13,180 - Yeah. Yes. - Yes! 962 00:41:13,264 --> 00:41:16,016 This is Nev and Max, my new baby daddy, 963 00:41:16,100 --> 00:41:18,102 and they do a show called Catfished. 964 00:41:18,310 --> 00:41:21,689 Yes, where they find out if people are real on the internet. 965 00:41:23,107 --> 00:41:24,900 - Tanya? - What? Look. Okay? 966 00:41:24,984 --> 00:41:26,443 Just look, all right? 967 00:41:26,694 --> 00:41:28,338 - This is the dude that they think... - What? 968 00:41:28,362 --> 00:41:31,532 Is using some other dude's pictures... And just look at him! 969 00:41:31,615 --> 00:41:33,325 That is not Charlie. 970 00:41:33,409 --> 00:41:35,327 This dude is married, his name is Lawrence, 971 00:41:35,411 --> 00:41:38,247 and he lives an hour and a half away from here in a trailer park. 972 00:41:38,330 --> 00:41:40,374 Okay. That is not true. 973 00:41:40,666 --> 00:41:42,793 Actually, we're pretty sure that it is true. 974 00:41:43,294 --> 00:41:44,837 And how do you know that? 975 00:41:45,629 --> 00:41:48,191 - Well, this is what we do and it's... - Although the profile is only a year old 976 00:41:48,215 --> 00:41:49,484 and he doesn't have that many friends. 977 00:41:49,508 --> 00:41:52,595 He told me he doesn't have that many friends, so what does that prove? 978 00:41:52,678 --> 00:41:55,723 Look, Danica, I know this isn't easy for you. 979 00:41:56,432 --> 00:41:59,435 - This can be embarrassing. - I'm not embarrassed. 980 00:41:59,518 --> 00:42:01,562 It's not embarrassing at all. I mean, he... 981 00:42:02,479 --> 00:42:05,524 We're pretty sure that the guy you're talking to isn't real. 982 00:42:06,025 --> 00:42:07,776 - Not real. - I know he's real. 983 00:42:07,860 --> 00:42:10,905 - I've talked to him. - But have you ever seen him? 984 00:42:11,780 --> 00:42:12,781 Yes. 985 00:42:13,866 --> 00:42:16,285 No. No. But, I mean... 986 00:42:16,368 --> 00:42:19,121 - FaceTime? Video chat? Anything? Snapchat? - Skype? 987 00:42:21,457 --> 00:42:23,500 Enough, okay? Everybody, enough. 988 00:42:23,918 --> 00:42:27,338 He's gonna call me at 8:30. What is that, what, 16 minutes? 989 00:42:27,421 --> 00:42:29,131 And we can all see him. 990 00:42:29,506 --> 00:42:31,926 - If he's real. - Oh, he's real, Max. 991 00:42:32,468 --> 00:42:33,886 He's real. 992 00:42:33,969 --> 00:42:37,932 And I'm right. Okay? So, everybody, have a seat! Please. 993 00:42:39,308 --> 00:42:40,559 - Thank you. - Okay. 994 00:42:52,863 --> 00:42:55,616 I'll just get up. Sorry. Just gonna go this way. 995 00:42:57,034 --> 00:42:58,535 Dang, it's like that, Max? 996 00:42:59,161 --> 00:43:00,162 Okay. 997 00:43:00,788 --> 00:43:02,456 - Weak knees. - Mmm. 998 00:43:04,416 --> 00:43:05,542 Shall we light up some weed? 999 00:43:07,044 --> 00:43:09,171 Let me guess. He's usually late. 1000 00:43:09,546 --> 00:43:10,714 He will call. 1001 00:43:15,636 --> 00:43:16,720 Maybe you should call him. 1002 00:43:18,931 --> 00:43:20,015 He's going to call. 1003 00:43:25,688 --> 00:43:27,147 Danica, it's getting late. 1004 00:43:27,231 --> 00:43:29,911 And we have to get this project done for our meeting in the morning. 1005 00:43:37,116 --> 00:43:40,995 Look, I'm sorry. We were asking about him online, 1006 00:43:41,078 --> 00:43:44,164 we talked to a few of his friends. Maybe he got cold feet. 1007 00:43:44,540 --> 00:43:49,086 Or sometimes when people find out that we're making a show 1008 00:43:49,169 --> 00:43:51,630 and it involves them, they'll disappear. 1009 00:43:53,007 --> 00:43:54,008 He'll call. 1010 00:43:54,967 --> 00:43:57,177 We really should be going. 1011 00:43:57,261 --> 00:44:01,223 Yeah, and you don't deserve to be treated like this. 1012 00:44:05,144 --> 00:44:07,021 I'm sorry you've been catfished. 1013 00:44:11,150 --> 00:44:14,361 Wait a minute, guys. Wait a minute. Maybe I can roll with you. 1014 00:44:14,445 --> 00:44:15,446 What? 1015 00:44:16,405 --> 00:44:17,406 All right, then. 1016 00:44:19,783 --> 00:44:20,951 - Danica. - Go. 1017 00:44:22,244 --> 00:44:23,370 I'll finish the project. 1018 00:44:24,705 --> 00:44:25,998 - No, I'll stay. - Go. 1019 00:44:27,875 --> 00:44:29,043 Just go, please. 1020 00:44:30,794 --> 00:44:32,046 Are you okay? 1021 00:44:32,463 --> 00:44:33,464 Go, Kalli. 1022 00:44:35,257 --> 00:44:36,258 Okay. 1023 00:45:30,938 --> 00:45:32,940 Don't tell me you've been sitting there all night 1024 00:45:33,023 --> 00:45:34,775 waiting for that bastard to call you. 1025 00:45:35,067 --> 00:45:36,110 No, I was working. 1026 00:45:37,403 --> 00:45:38,695 There's nothing on that screen. 1027 00:45:40,406 --> 00:45:41,532 You think this is funny. 1028 00:45:41,949 --> 00:45:44,410 No, look at your eyes all puffy. 1029 00:45:44,493 --> 00:45:46,829 And you got to be at work. It's almost nine o'clock. 1030 00:45:47,287 --> 00:45:49,706 Come on, okay? You got played. 1031 00:45:50,165 --> 00:45:51,333 Get over it. 1032 00:45:52,376 --> 00:45:53,377 Okay? 1033 00:45:54,628 --> 00:45:55,754 This is sad. 1034 00:45:56,755 --> 00:45:57,881 Can't believe this. 1035 00:46:00,676 --> 00:46:01,885 Anything left in here? 1036 00:46:01,969 --> 00:46:03,345 I'll tell you what's sad. 1037 00:46:03,846 --> 00:46:05,973 Being in and out of jail 1038 00:46:06,056 --> 00:46:08,725 and sleeping with everything that moves. 1039 00:46:08,809 --> 00:46:13,689 Not to mention all those tattoos you got for Reginald spelled wrong. 1040 00:46:14,481 --> 00:46:17,985 I know you my sister, but I will fuck you up. 1041 00:46:18,068 --> 00:46:20,863 I don't need this. I don't need none of this shit. 1042 00:46:21,822 --> 00:46:23,502 Know what? I don't even need to stay here. 1043 00:46:24,074 --> 00:46:26,201 - I'm gone. - Then go. 1044 00:46:26,577 --> 00:46:30,539 And you don't spell bitch B-I-C-H. It's B-I-T-C-H. 1045 00:46:30,622 --> 00:46:33,834 It's a creative artistic choice, bitch! 1046 00:46:36,003 --> 00:46:38,422 I'll slap the black off your ass. Shut up. 1047 00:46:41,550 --> 00:46:43,427 No, wait, I need to get my shit! 1048 00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:49,641 Mama? 1049 00:46:51,268 --> 00:46:53,395 - Mama, it's Tanya. - Who? 1050 00:46:53,479 --> 00:46:54,855 It's Tanya! 1051 00:46:54,938 --> 00:46:56,607 Oh, no. Tanya no here. 1052 00:46:56,690 --> 00:46:58,233 Mama, I know it's you. 1053 00:46:58,317 --> 00:47:00,194 No, "it's you" no here, either. 1054 00:47:00,277 --> 00:47:01,862 Mama, I hear you at the window. 1055 00:47:02,738 --> 00:47:04,406 I no know, I no know. What... 1056 00:47:04,490 --> 00:47:06,158 Mama, I know it's you! 1057 00:47:06,241 --> 00:47:07,910 Well, what do you want? 1058 00:47:07,993 --> 00:47:09,578 Danica put me out. 1059 00:47:10,954 --> 00:47:12,748 Mama, I need a place to stay. 1060 00:47:15,834 --> 00:47:16,960 You smoking weed? 1061 00:47:18,045 --> 00:47:19,046 No, I... 1062 00:47:20,005 --> 00:47:21,089 I have arthritis. 1063 00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:23,300 Is that hereditary? 1064 00:47:24,801 --> 00:47:26,011 No, it's arthritis. 1065 00:47:26,887 --> 00:47:28,180 Why did she put you out? 1066 00:47:28,263 --> 00:47:29,973 She mad at me 'cause she got catfished. 1067 00:47:30,349 --> 00:47:32,559 - Who, by Charlie? - Yeah, you know him? 1068 00:47:32,643 --> 00:47:35,812 Yeah. I don't know him, I know about him. He's just... 1069 00:47:35,896 --> 00:47:37,231 seemed too good to be true. 1070 00:47:38,065 --> 00:47:39,608 I guess you just gotta call her. 1071 00:47:39,691 --> 00:47:42,361 Mama, I just told you she put me out. 1072 00:47:43,070 --> 00:47:47,157 It's so funny. This connection is so rickety. Hello? 1073 00:47:47,616 --> 00:47:49,660 What? Mama, you in the window. 1074 00:47:49,743 --> 00:47:51,370 No, I can't... I'm sorry, what? 1075 00:47:51,662 --> 00:47:54,557 - We not on no cell phone, Mama. - I can't hear you, baby. I can't hear... 1076 00:47:54,581 --> 00:47:56,261 - Oh, my goodness. I can't hear ya. - Mama! 1077 00:47:56,333 --> 00:47:57,685 - I don't know what's happening. - Mama, stop playing. 1078 00:47:57,709 --> 00:47:59,312 - The whole thing is all messed up. - Mama, don't play like that. 1079 00:47:59,336 --> 00:48:02,256 - Just feel bad about the whole thing. - What? 1080 00:48:02,339 --> 00:48:03,924 Mama, where I'ma stay? 1081 00:48:04,007 --> 00:48:05,300 Mama, where am I gonna stay? 1082 00:48:05,842 --> 00:48:06,843 Mama? 1083 00:48:07,177 --> 00:48:09,179 Mom? Mama? 1084 00:48:09,471 --> 00:48:11,515 Why you gonna do me like this, Ma? 1085 00:48:11,848 --> 00:48:12,849 Mama? 1086 00:48:24,945 --> 00:48:25,946 Hey. 1087 00:48:27,114 --> 00:48:28,794 Hey, you can't be out here sleeping, ma'am. 1088 00:48:28,991 --> 00:48:30,450 - Ma'am. - I ain't got no phone! 1089 00:48:30,784 --> 00:48:32,544 - Shit. - Tanya, I thought you were homeless. 1090 00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:34,496 I thought you was the police. 1091 00:48:34,997 --> 00:48:38,375 So, I'm like, "Girl, if he real, have him call you." 1092 00:48:38,458 --> 00:48:39,769 - Right. - And then he didn't call, 1093 00:48:39,793 --> 00:48:41,336 and then she wanna get all mad at me. 1094 00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:43,439 Wait a minute. So, the dude ain't real? 1095 00:48:43,463 --> 00:48:46,133 No, the dude ain't real! And she trying to get all mad at me. 1096 00:48:46,216 --> 00:48:49,595 And I'm like, "Bitch, don't play with me. I will fuck you up, okay? 1097 00:48:49,678 --> 00:48:52,097 I'm your sister and I been looking out for your bitch ass. 1098 00:48:52,180 --> 00:48:54,534 Keep on messing with me, see what happens. I was trying to look out for you. 1099 00:48:54,558 --> 00:48:56,411 Why you getting closer, bitch? Why you getting closer? 1100 00:48:56,435 --> 00:48:57,537 - Tanya! - Get up outta my face!" 1101 00:48:57,561 --> 00:48:58,770 - Tanya! Tanya. - What? 1102 00:48:59,146 --> 00:49:01,398 - That's your sister! - Have you seen The First 48? 1103 00:49:01,481 --> 00:49:02,899 - First 48? - Yeah, The First 48. 1104 00:49:02,983 --> 00:49:06,278 They say on that when somebody get killed, check with the family first, 1105 00:49:06,361 --> 00:49:08,238 'cause most likely it's a family member. 1106 00:49:08,322 --> 00:49:11,116 I will F-U-C-K some D-N-A U-P. 1107 00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:13,452 Follow my shit, nigga! 1108 00:49:19,374 --> 00:49:22,085 - Girl, you look like hell. - Sorry. 1109 00:49:22,169 --> 00:49:23,295 Come on, they're waiting. 1110 00:49:25,172 --> 00:49:26,173 Did you get it done? 1111 00:49:28,759 --> 00:49:30,052 Did you get it done? 1112 00:49:31,261 --> 00:49:34,806 Look, I know this is hard for you, but this is your job. 1113 00:49:35,098 --> 00:49:36,642 That promotion is yours, but... 1114 00:49:36,725 --> 00:49:38,477 What is going on with this hair? 1115 00:49:39,478 --> 00:49:40,562 I'm trying to help you. 1116 00:49:40,646 --> 00:49:42,086 - You look a mess. - Ladies! 1117 00:49:42,606 --> 00:49:44,232 Hello? We're waiting. 1118 00:49:50,781 --> 00:49:53,408 Okay! I've found the missing team. 1119 00:49:58,705 --> 00:50:02,042 These are the clients. This is Barney. 1120 00:50:02,918 --> 00:50:06,296 Barney, Danica is one of our brightest minds. 1121 00:50:06,380 --> 00:50:08,131 Which is why we gave her the project. 1122 00:50:08,215 --> 00:50:11,051 Danica, can't wait to hear what you've come up with. 1123 00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:13,720 The floor is yours. 1124 00:50:15,681 --> 00:50:18,016 What I was able to come up with is... 1125 00:50:20,936 --> 00:50:21,936 The List. 1126 00:50:23,438 --> 00:50:24,564 For all that you wish for. 1127 00:50:27,776 --> 00:50:28,776 Oui, Oui. 1128 00:50:30,487 --> 00:50:31,738 Is this a joke? 1129 00:50:32,614 --> 00:50:34,241 She's been going through a lot. 1130 00:50:34,324 --> 00:50:36,618 She's been going through a lot. Oh! 1131 00:50:36,702 --> 00:50:38,537 Danica, let's go talk about this for a minute. 1132 00:50:40,831 --> 00:50:41,831 Pardon. 1133 00:50:45,919 --> 00:50:47,519 Guess you didn't get the promotion, huh? 1134 00:50:47,879 --> 00:50:48,879 Nope. 1135 00:50:49,256 --> 00:50:53,218 I am suspended indefinitely until the board reviews what happened. 1136 00:50:55,095 --> 00:50:56,096 I'm sorry. 1137 00:51:03,353 --> 00:51:04,354 I brought you coffee. 1138 00:51:04,438 --> 00:51:06,958 If I wanted coffee, I would've stopped to get it, but thank you. 1139 00:51:10,485 --> 00:51:11,611 Hey, what happened? 1140 00:51:11,695 --> 00:51:13,715 She didn't want the coffee. She didn't want the rose either. 1141 00:51:13,739 --> 00:51:15,949 See, that's because she's being a straight-up bitch. 1142 00:51:16,241 --> 00:51:17,242 Take me to the apartment. 1143 00:51:17,325 --> 00:51:19,137 Tanya, I got a business to run and you at work. 1144 00:51:19,161 --> 00:51:20,596 How many times we been through this? 1145 00:51:20,620 --> 00:51:23,331 Nigga, you're selling coffee, you're not changing the world. 1146 00:51:23,415 --> 00:51:24,791 Take me to the apartment. 1147 00:51:25,709 --> 00:51:26,918 - Do I got a choice? - No! 1148 00:51:29,921 --> 00:51:33,133 I can't stand this girl. You know, I'm taking all this stuff. 1149 00:51:33,216 --> 00:51:34,217 You better not. 1150 00:51:36,553 --> 00:51:38,096 Oh, I didn't know you was here. 1151 00:51:38,513 --> 00:51:41,016 - I can't stand your ass at all. - Good. 1152 00:51:42,350 --> 00:51:44,186 And I'ma get the rest of my clothes. 1153 00:51:44,269 --> 00:51:45,854 You don't have any clothes. 1154 00:51:46,438 --> 00:51:47,998 Well, you said I could have this stuff. 1155 00:51:49,065 --> 00:51:50,400 Fine. Take whatever you want. 1156 00:51:51,193 --> 00:51:53,945 Good, I will. And I'ma take that wedding dress, too. 1157 00:51:54,404 --> 00:51:55,804 Oh, no, you're not. No, you're not. 1158 00:51:56,448 --> 00:51:57,848 - Yes, I am. - No, you're... 1159 00:51:59,951 --> 00:52:00,952 What is he doing here? 1160 00:52:01,286 --> 00:52:02,454 Can you wait outside? 1161 00:52:02,537 --> 00:52:03,997 Uh-uh. Don't be that mean to him. 1162 00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:05,749 Mm-Mmm. He is a good man, okay? 1163 00:52:05,832 --> 00:52:09,252 Don't be mad at him because you got catfished and your feelings is hurt. 1164 00:52:09,878 --> 00:52:12,255 This is my house, and I want him to stay outside. 1165 00:52:14,382 --> 00:52:16,885 Frank, don't you move. You stay right there. 1166 00:52:18,094 --> 00:52:19,094 Fine. 1167 00:52:19,554 --> 00:52:20,994 You're just like all the other ones. 1168 00:52:21,056 --> 00:52:22,808 Sorry. Stay. 1169 00:52:22,891 --> 00:52:25,101 Uh-uh, Frank is a good man, okay? 1170 00:52:25,185 --> 00:52:27,425 - You will not talk to him like that. - Thank you, Tanya. 1171 00:52:27,479 --> 00:52:28,480 Girl, bye. 1172 00:52:28,980 --> 00:52:30,190 Bye. 1173 00:52:30,273 --> 00:52:31,691 Get your shit and go. 1174 00:52:32,150 --> 00:52:36,279 I will. I will get your shit that's not my shit and I will go. 1175 00:52:36,363 --> 00:52:37,489 I sure will. 1176 00:52:37,864 --> 00:52:39,584 Frank, come in here and help me get this TV. 1177 00:52:39,658 --> 00:52:40,698 I'm taking this shit, too. 1178 00:52:41,117 --> 00:52:43,286 Ooh, and this lamp. It's gorgeous. 1179 00:52:45,580 --> 00:52:47,391 She should not be talking to you like that. 1180 00:52:47,415 --> 00:52:48,458 Get mad, nigga! 1181 00:52:48,542 --> 00:52:49,960 Yeah! 1182 00:52:50,544 --> 00:52:51,962 Yeah! 1183 00:52:52,045 --> 00:52:53,588 Whoa! You making me wet. 1184 00:52:54,172 --> 00:52:55,882 I like that, I like that. 1185 00:52:56,216 --> 00:52:57,634 Look, I can't be mad at the girl. 1186 00:52:58,176 --> 00:52:59,654 I can't be mad at her, she's such a... 1187 00:52:59,678 --> 00:53:01,388 If you say that she a nice girl, 1188 00:53:01,471 --> 00:53:04,224 I promise you I will punch you dead in your head. 1189 00:53:04,307 --> 00:53:06,017 - I didn't say shit. - Thank you. 1190 00:53:06,852 --> 00:53:08,228 Keep driving. 1191 00:53:08,979 --> 00:53:09,980 You want some head? 1192 00:53:11,982 --> 00:53:12,983 Let me get you some. 1193 00:53:14,025 --> 00:53:15,402 Wait, Tanya. Tanya! 1194 00:53:16,486 --> 00:53:17,320 Tanya! 1195 00:53:17,404 --> 00:53:19,322 What kind of seat? Dang it. 1196 00:53:19,406 --> 00:53:20,407 Tanya, it's a seat belt. 1197 00:53:20,949 --> 00:53:22,492 It won't come undone. 1198 00:53:23,577 --> 00:53:25,017 This thing is getting tighter and... 1199 00:53:26,496 --> 00:53:28,373 Why your car won't let me suck your dick? 1200 00:53:38,049 --> 00:53:39,801 I knew I should've took your key, Tanya. 1201 00:53:40,510 --> 00:53:43,263 Is that any way to talk to your mother? 1202 00:53:45,765 --> 00:53:47,267 Hey, do you know that your, uh... 1203 00:53:48,184 --> 00:53:49,311 your phone is off? 1204 00:53:50,228 --> 00:53:52,647 Yeah. I changed the number. 1205 00:53:52,731 --> 00:53:54,441 And my email. 1206 00:53:54,983 --> 00:53:58,778 Ah. All right. Well, I brought the wine. 1207 00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:02,991 'Course it's yours, but I did bring it. 1208 00:54:05,201 --> 00:54:06,201 What's the matter? 1209 00:54:06,995 --> 00:54:08,079 Mama. 1210 00:54:08,163 --> 00:54:09,623 - Come on. - Everything. 1211 00:54:15,503 --> 00:54:20,592 I just want what you and Daddy had. It was so beautiful. 1212 00:54:21,343 --> 00:54:22,343 Right, Mom? 1213 00:54:23,511 --> 00:54:24,511 Yeah. 1214 00:54:24,721 --> 00:54:27,849 I mean, the way you would wake up in the morning and make him breakfast. 1215 00:54:28,558 --> 00:54:29,851 And he would kiss you. 1216 00:54:30,685 --> 00:54:31,895 Yes. 1217 00:54:33,438 --> 00:54:36,232 You wrote a list and it came to, right? 1218 00:54:36,858 --> 00:54:38,234 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, and... 1219 00:54:38,818 --> 00:54:40,111 why didn't this work for me? 1220 00:54:41,112 --> 00:54:42,792 And you know what the worst of it is, Mama? 1221 00:54:43,531 --> 00:54:44,531 I'm smart. 1222 00:54:45,033 --> 00:54:49,079 Am I that lonely and hard-up that I would fall for this? 1223 00:54:49,788 --> 00:54:53,917 Honey, the line in the Serengeti 1224 00:54:54,751 --> 00:54:56,711 is in the sands of time. 1225 00:54:57,879 --> 00:54:59,255 Mama, are you high? 1226 00:55:00,131 --> 00:55:01,131 Yeah. 1227 00:55:01,675 --> 00:55:05,095 I just grew a new plant called "I'ma Fuck You Up." 1228 00:55:05,762 --> 00:55:07,847 And it did. 1229 00:55:08,098 --> 00:55:09,098 But wait. 1230 00:55:09,724 --> 00:55:13,019 That doesn't change the fact that I have to tell you this. 1231 00:55:13,603 --> 00:55:15,021 Is this serious now, Mom? 1232 00:55:15,563 --> 00:55:18,566 Yeah, I suggest you grab it while I can still focus. 1233 00:55:18,984 --> 00:55:19,985 Okay. 1234 00:55:22,070 --> 00:55:24,948 You are an emotional hoarder. 1235 00:55:25,365 --> 00:55:28,702 You don't let anything out. You just hold on to everything. 1236 00:55:28,785 --> 00:55:33,164 I was thinking about Bailey, you know, and I realized you never dealt with that. 1237 00:55:33,248 --> 00:55:38,378 But you just move on from things, you know? 1238 00:55:38,461 --> 00:55:40,922 And I know you're hurt. I know you're still hurt. 1239 00:55:41,881 --> 00:55:43,591 But it's not like you call anybody and say, 1240 00:55:43,675 --> 00:55:45,593 "Hey, can you come talk to me? Can you do this?" 1241 00:55:46,011 --> 00:55:48,471 You know, you're just, you come home and you shut the door, 1242 00:55:48,555 --> 00:55:52,267 and you disappear for three or four days and then, like the Queen of Sheba, 1243 00:55:52,350 --> 00:55:58,982 boom, you're back and you wanna talk, you're so deep. It's so crazy. 1244 00:55:59,649 --> 00:56:01,067 What you're doing is not healthy. 1245 00:56:01,651 --> 00:56:02,651 I know. 1246 00:56:03,361 --> 00:56:06,031 But you always taught us to get up and go on. 1247 00:56:06,406 --> 00:56:09,951 But I taught you to get up and go on after you handle your business. 1248 00:56:10,452 --> 00:56:12,245 And maybe try a little of my weed. 1249 00:56:12,495 --> 00:56:13,872 I'm telling you, it's so good. 1250 00:56:13,955 --> 00:56:16,916 - I can't. I can't do that, Mom. - You would love this. 1251 00:56:17,542 --> 00:56:19,377 - Since when? - I get tested at work. 1252 00:56:20,253 --> 00:56:22,672 - All right, well, what was I saying? - Yeah. 1253 00:56:23,798 --> 00:56:25,467 I know you're hurt. 1254 00:56:25,550 --> 00:56:27,052 This feels like hell. 1255 00:56:27,552 --> 00:56:30,805 And I was mean to Tanya. She won't talk to me. 1256 00:56:31,431 --> 00:56:32,831 I know she was only trying to help. 1257 00:56:33,349 --> 00:56:34,392 She was. 1258 00:56:35,477 --> 00:56:36,978 But, like, watch this. 1259 00:56:37,687 --> 00:56:38,687 Tanya! 1260 00:56:44,944 --> 00:56:46,154 Magic! 1261 00:56:48,114 --> 00:56:49,115 What are you doing here? 1262 00:56:49,908 --> 00:56:52,118 'Cause it's cold, and it's about to rain outside. 1263 00:56:52,744 --> 00:56:53,745 And I'm homeless. 1264 00:56:54,370 --> 00:56:55,810 You know I didn't want you to leave. 1265 00:56:56,081 --> 00:56:58,208 Music to my ears. 1266 00:56:59,084 --> 00:57:02,003 Mama, you did all that so she could get back in the house? 1267 00:57:02,378 --> 00:57:05,673 Absolutely. 'Cause this bitch can't stay with me no more. 1268 00:57:06,758 --> 00:57:07,758 Okay? 1269 00:57:08,176 --> 00:57:09,177 Bye, baby. 1270 00:57:09,594 --> 00:57:10,595 I love y'all. 1271 00:57:11,179 --> 00:57:13,181 - And I'll see y'all. - Bye, Miss Lola. 1272 00:57:13,473 --> 00:57:15,558 - I love you, Mama. - Love you, Mom. 1273 00:57:23,149 --> 00:57:24,150 I'm sorry. 1274 00:57:24,776 --> 00:57:25,777 I was hurt. 1275 00:57:25,860 --> 00:57:27,320 You was about to be bald. 1276 00:57:27,904 --> 00:57:29,298 Okay? I would've showed you some hurt. 1277 00:57:29,322 --> 00:57:31,242 I would've snatched all your edges out your head. 1278 00:57:32,325 --> 00:57:33,159 I'm sorry. 1279 00:57:33,243 --> 00:57:34,953 And you talked bad about my tattoo? 1280 00:57:35,328 --> 00:57:36,538 You know I loved Reginald. 1281 00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:38,706 It got infected and everything. 1282 00:57:38,790 --> 00:57:40,083 That was real love. 1283 00:57:40,416 --> 00:57:41,668 Penicillin, bitch. 1284 00:57:42,085 --> 00:57:43,378 Okay. I'm sorry. 1285 00:57:45,421 --> 00:57:47,006 I'm just embarrassed, that's all. 1286 00:57:48,258 --> 00:57:50,051 How could something like this happen to me? 1287 00:57:50,552 --> 00:57:52,178 You gave your heart. That's never wrong. 1288 00:57:52,595 --> 00:57:55,306 Except for when you give it to a man you ain't never seen before. 1289 00:57:55,390 --> 00:57:57,517 - You're not helping. - I'm just saying. 1290 00:57:57,767 --> 00:58:00,103 - This shit is embarrassing. - Okay. 1291 00:58:00,687 --> 00:58:01,729 Maybe you could leave. 1292 00:58:02,230 --> 00:58:03,356 What? I'm sorry. 1293 00:58:04,107 --> 00:58:05,107 My bad. 1294 00:58:05,692 --> 00:58:08,653 Okay, now we need to go and find this son of a bitch who catfished me. 1295 00:58:08,945 --> 00:58:11,531 Well, I got the address, girl. I got his address. 1296 00:58:11,614 --> 00:58:13,741 Now, all I'ma need... Wait, you got some cash? 1297 00:58:14,117 --> 00:58:18,413 'Cause we gonna need lime, and we gonna need a saw. 1298 00:58:18,496 --> 00:58:19,914 We gonna need some plastic. 1299 00:58:20,415 --> 00:58:21,495 I gotta go to the bathroom. 1300 00:58:22,584 --> 00:58:25,879 Yeah, that's good. You need to go ahead and let all the liquids out, 1301 00:58:25,962 --> 00:58:27,547 'cause you don't wanna leave no DNA. 1302 00:58:27,630 --> 00:58:29,549 'Cause killing a man is hard work. 1303 00:58:29,757 --> 00:58:31,777 Every time you try to kill a man, you gonna squirt a little pee. 1304 00:58:31,801 --> 00:58:33,011 I know that for sure. 1305 00:58:33,303 --> 00:58:35,388 That's just the way it goes. You gonna squirt. 1306 00:58:37,724 --> 00:58:39,267 This looks like Deliverance. 1307 00:58:40,268 --> 00:58:41,704 Well, that's the address right there. 1308 00:58:41,728 --> 00:58:43,938 Um, you know what? 1309 00:58:44,439 --> 00:58:45,481 We shouldn't do this. 1310 00:58:45,899 --> 00:58:48,026 What? No, we doing this. 1311 00:58:49,444 --> 00:58:50,570 - Okay. - Tanya. 1312 00:58:51,863 --> 00:58:53,448 Y'all get y'all asses out the car. 1313 00:58:55,867 --> 00:58:57,869 Hey. Y'all know Lawrence? 1314 00:58:58,703 --> 00:59:00,079 There he is, right there. 1315 00:59:00,163 --> 00:59:01,456 Aw, yeah, you Lawrence? 1316 00:59:05,001 --> 00:59:06,878 - You Lawrence. - And how you know? 1317 00:59:07,086 --> 00:59:09,756 'Cause your Walmart name tag says so, homeboy. 1318 00:59:10,215 --> 00:59:13,426 Okay. Okay, touché. You got me. You got me. 1319 00:59:13,843 --> 00:59:16,512 I am a greeter at Walmart. How may I help you? 1320 00:59:16,596 --> 00:59:18,806 Oh, I'm just here to mess your life up today. 1321 00:59:19,265 --> 00:59:22,143 How you gonna ruin my life more than it already is? 1322 00:59:22,977 --> 00:59:23,977 Wait a minute. 1323 00:59:24,437 --> 00:59:26,439 - I know you. - Um... 1324 00:59:27,065 --> 00:59:29,525 - Danica. - Did this nigga just say your name? 1325 00:59:29,984 --> 00:59:31,986 Danica. Freaking Danica! 1326 00:59:32,070 --> 00:59:34,405 You made it. Just like you promised. 1327 00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:36,280 You didn't shave, did you? 1328 00:59:37,408 --> 00:59:38,785 You got that vintage? 1329 00:59:38,868 --> 00:59:40,203 She got the vintage. 1330 00:59:40,703 --> 00:59:43,164 - No. - She got that Mo Cheeks down there, yeah. 1331 00:59:43,748 --> 00:59:45,792 You got on that highway for the dick. 1332 00:59:45,875 --> 00:59:48,253 You drove a thousand miles for the dick. 1333 00:59:48,461 --> 00:59:50,713 - You paid tolls for the dick. - No. 1334 00:59:51,422 --> 00:59:55,635 - This is not the voice that I talked to. - Oh, yes, that's me. 1335 00:59:56,010 --> 00:59:57,613 - It can't... - I'm the man that said those things. 1336 00:59:57,637 --> 01:00:01,474 See, I got a little thing on my phone that make me sound like Idris. 1337 01:00:01,891 --> 01:00:04,560 It's a app. It's the Idris app. 1338 01:00:04,852 --> 01:00:05,853 Made you wet, didn't it? 1339 01:00:06,437 --> 01:00:08,597 That's what the app says. Says "Guaranteed to wet 'em." 1340 01:00:10,024 --> 01:00:12,464 You were thinking about going to the car to get that umbrella. 1341 01:00:12,735 --> 01:00:13,735 Ain't you? 1342 01:00:13,987 --> 01:00:15,427 Feel like you just got out the pool. 1343 01:00:16,197 --> 01:00:17,397 You know I'm the right height. 1344 01:00:17,907 --> 01:00:19,284 I could get up in there right now. 1345 01:00:20,076 --> 01:00:21,077 You think this my hair? 1346 01:00:21,536 --> 01:00:23,413 No, this the ghost of pussy past. 1347 01:00:23,496 --> 01:00:24,831 This is pussy hair, girl. 1348 01:00:25,290 --> 01:00:26,874 Motorboating. 1349 01:00:26,958 --> 01:00:29,794 If you come with me, woman, we'll get all the good parking spaces. 1350 01:00:30,586 --> 01:00:33,089 - Please let me beat his ass. - No, Tanya, no. 1351 01:00:33,172 --> 01:00:35,091 Look, this is... this is pathetic. 1352 01:00:35,383 --> 01:00:37,343 Okay? You shouldn't do this to anyone. 1353 01:00:37,427 --> 01:00:39,053 Oh, but I wanna do it to you. 1354 01:00:39,679 --> 01:00:41,139 I wanna do it to you so bad. 1355 01:00:41,639 --> 01:00:43,516 I wanna... I wanna kick your ass. 1356 01:00:44,142 --> 01:00:46,269 Girl, we could have so much fun. 1357 01:00:46,728 --> 01:00:47,729 I just lay there. 1358 01:00:48,313 --> 01:00:51,232 Don't worry about the bottom legs, the middle one's working fine. 1359 01:00:51,691 --> 01:00:53,234 It's working right now. 1360 01:00:53,776 --> 01:00:56,279 Just hop on. Take it for a spin. 1361 01:00:57,322 --> 01:01:01,617 You could just bounce and bounce and bounce, I'll just be laying there. 1362 01:01:02,076 --> 01:01:05,121 I don't know if we're having sex or I'm changing oil. 1363 01:01:06,039 --> 01:01:07,081 I'm about to whup his ass. 1364 01:01:07,165 --> 01:01:08,851 - No, Tanya! - Somebody get this bitch off me! 1365 01:01:08,875 --> 01:01:09,709 - Tanya! - Tanya! 1366 01:01:09,792 --> 01:01:11,461 Get off! 1367 01:01:13,338 --> 01:01:14,658 - Tanya! - Tanya! 1368 01:01:15,048 --> 01:01:16,049 This gonna be good. 1369 01:01:16,132 --> 01:01:18,009 Better watch out. I know ka-wheelie. 1370 01:01:18,676 --> 01:01:19,886 What the fuck is ka-wheelie? 1371 01:01:19,969 --> 01:01:23,473 Oh, yeah, that's wheelchair karate. It'll fuck you up. 1372 01:01:23,890 --> 01:01:24,890 No, no! 1373 01:01:27,477 --> 01:01:28,677 - I'ma go in. - Tanya. 1374 01:01:31,356 --> 01:01:32,499 Oh, this gonna be good. 1375 01:01:32,523 --> 01:01:33,733 Grab her, Kalli. 1376 01:01:33,816 --> 01:01:36,027 - What? - I'll mess you up, homie. 1377 01:01:36,110 --> 01:01:37,445 Stay off the damn computer! 1378 01:01:38,154 --> 01:01:39,364 What? No, no! 1379 01:01:39,447 --> 01:01:40,865 - No, no! - Tanya, no! 1380 01:01:42,158 --> 01:01:43,785 She finna burn his ass up! 1381 01:01:46,704 --> 01:01:48,289 He ain't never moved that fast. 1382 01:01:48,664 --> 01:01:51,626 - Pop that wheelie, Lawrence. - That's what your old ass get. 1383 01:01:51,709 --> 01:01:54,420 Didn't Michael Jackson teach you anything? That shit is flammable. 1384 01:02:00,426 --> 01:02:02,053 I just witnessed a miracle. 1385 01:02:02,136 --> 01:02:05,223 Yeah, I healed that motherfucker. Made him walk again. 1386 01:02:07,100 --> 01:02:10,103 And so she barely got out of the bed and ended up on the couch. 1387 01:02:10,395 --> 01:02:11,646 I got the idea. Perfect idea. 1388 01:02:11,896 --> 01:02:13,707 I take her some coffee. Your sister loves my coffee. 1389 01:02:13,731 --> 01:02:14,958 I drive it to her house, Tanya. 1390 01:02:14,982 --> 01:02:18,111 If you want to, go for it. But that's a bitch move. 1391 01:02:18,486 --> 01:02:19,487 What? 1392 01:02:19,570 --> 01:02:20,988 Whatever. I care about her. 1393 01:02:21,781 --> 01:02:24,534 - Aww. Oh... - Tanya, what are you doing? 1394 01:02:24,617 --> 01:02:27,036 - I'm trying to turn off your bitch switch. - Girl, stop. 1395 01:02:27,120 --> 01:02:29,705 - And you got a customer. - And you have a vagina. 1396 01:02:31,582 --> 01:02:32,582 Can I help you? 1397 01:02:32,708 --> 01:02:34,377 Walter, I don't deserve you. 1398 01:02:34,460 --> 01:02:35,670 Girl, he's gonna hurt you. 1399 01:02:35,962 --> 01:02:38,202 - Nah, I wouldn't put it that way. - That's what they do. 1400 01:02:39,924 --> 01:02:41,426 But, okay. 1401 01:02:48,266 --> 01:02:50,017 You okay? 1402 01:02:50,101 --> 01:02:51,769 - Yeah. - Come in. 1403 01:02:55,064 --> 01:02:56,524 Hi. 1404 01:02:57,775 --> 01:02:59,235 Hi. What are you... 1405 01:03:00,361 --> 01:03:02,113 - Why? - I'm sorry. You said, "Come in." 1406 01:03:02,196 --> 01:03:04,824 So I came in to bring you coffee. 1407 01:03:05,366 --> 01:03:07,368 I'm sorry. 1408 01:03:08,953 --> 01:03:11,497 I've been such an ass and... 1409 01:03:11,873 --> 01:03:15,084 Because I'm going through a rough couple of days. 1410 01:03:16,335 --> 01:03:18,504 Mmm... Mmm. 1411 01:03:19,213 --> 01:03:20,256 How much have you heard? 1412 01:03:20,798 --> 01:03:23,092 Don't lie. I'm sure she told you everything. 1413 01:03:24,093 --> 01:03:26,053 I know enough. 1414 01:03:27,096 --> 01:03:29,182 Please don't tell me she sent you here to ask me out. 1415 01:03:30,141 --> 01:03:31,701 I'm just here to bring you some coffee. 1416 01:03:32,018 --> 01:03:33,227 - There you go. - Thank you. 1417 01:03:33,811 --> 01:03:36,647 But I'm going to lay on that sofa all day. 1418 01:03:37,565 --> 01:03:43,404 So, I won't be needing any caffeine until I don't feel embarrassed anymore. 1419 01:03:44,238 --> 01:03:46,949 Come on, Danica. He's the one that should be embarrassed, not you. 1420 01:03:47,033 --> 01:03:48,034 Come on. 1421 01:03:48,701 --> 01:03:49,744 You know that, right? 1422 01:03:53,664 --> 01:03:55,458 - You wanna sit? - Sure. 1423 01:03:56,167 --> 01:03:57,167 Okay. 1424 01:04:00,046 --> 01:04:01,756 No, did that really happen? 1425 01:04:01,839 --> 01:04:04,217 Scout's honor. Yes, it really happened, I promise. 1426 01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:07,678 - What? Are you... No. - I was standing in the rain. 1427 01:04:07,762 --> 01:04:09,573 - It's like a torrential downpour, right? - Right. 1428 01:04:09,597 --> 01:04:12,141 Windows down, music blasting. I'm on my knees. 1429 01:04:12,558 --> 01:04:13,643 And I got bad knees. 1430 01:04:14,352 --> 01:04:15,645 And I'm singing, right? 1431 01:04:15,728 --> 01:04:19,857 ♪ I'm down on bended knee ♪ I'm like really... ♪ Yeah ♪ 1432 01:04:19,941 --> 01:04:21,734 - Are you kidding me? - Nah, hell, nah. 1433 01:04:22,860 --> 01:04:24,111 She didn't even open the door. 1434 01:04:24,195 --> 01:04:25,988 - Oh, my God. Wait... - Can you believe it? 1435 01:04:26,781 --> 01:04:27,865 I love that song. 1436 01:04:27,949 --> 01:04:30,177 - Yeah, me too. That's what I'm saying. - I might've opened the door. 1437 01:04:30,201 --> 01:04:31,953 Would you have opened... Wait... 1438 01:04:33,829 --> 01:04:35,164 Tell me what happened to your ex. 1439 01:04:35,623 --> 01:04:36,707 It was all me. 1440 01:04:37,583 --> 01:04:39,023 That's what happened. It was all me. 1441 01:04:40,545 --> 01:04:41,963 I never hear a man say that. 1442 01:04:42,630 --> 01:04:45,258 Well, shit, you gotta be in truth to know it, but yeah, it was... 1443 01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:52,139 In my case, I was young and I was stupid, and I was raised by a single mother. 1444 01:04:53,266 --> 01:04:55,035 And I started hanging with the wrong crowd, you know? 1445 01:04:55,059 --> 01:04:57,270 Like, I was the full stereotype kind of guy. 1446 01:04:57,353 --> 01:04:58,771 Like, totally, that was me. 1447 01:04:59,438 --> 01:05:01,918 So, when I got out of jail, I said to myself, "Just change it." 1448 01:05:02,358 --> 01:05:04,986 You know? I mean, I really looked at myself long and hard, 1449 01:05:05,069 --> 01:05:06,237 and I said, "Just change it." 1450 01:05:06,654 --> 01:05:07,905 I didn't want to become my dad. 1451 01:05:07,989 --> 01:05:10,658 I saw my dad go into an alleyway when I was seven years old. 1452 01:05:10,741 --> 01:05:12,660 He was going to get heroin and... 1453 01:05:13,494 --> 01:05:16,122 you know, the kids saw him going into the alleyway as well, 1454 01:05:16,205 --> 01:05:17,582 and I was so embarrassed. 1455 01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:20,042 I didn't really have anybody to show me the way, 1456 01:05:20,126 --> 01:05:21,961 - tell me what not to do. - Hmm. 1457 01:05:22,044 --> 01:05:23,588 So, I ended up in jail. 1458 01:05:24,964 --> 01:05:25,965 But enough of that. 1459 01:05:26,382 --> 01:05:28,175 If you really want to be happy, 1460 01:05:29,093 --> 01:05:30,093 then just change it. 1461 01:05:30,553 --> 01:05:33,472 You will get past this. You will get over it. 1462 01:05:34,223 --> 01:05:35,850 And you will live to love another day. 1463 01:05:36,350 --> 01:05:37,435 Trust me. 1464 01:05:42,898 --> 01:05:44,066 You know what? Uh... 1465 01:05:45,276 --> 01:05:47,194 I should get back. I need to get back. 1466 01:05:50,197 --> 01:05:51,198 What are you doing? 1467 01:05:55,828 --> 01:05:56,828 What are you doing? 1468 01:05:57,455 --> 01:05:58,455 Shut up. 1469 01:07:09,985 --> 01:07:11,362 Can you go home now? 1470 01:07:16,283 --> 01:07:17,283 Yeah. 1471 01:07:44,979 --> 01:07:45,813 Hi. 1472 01:07:45,896 --> 01:07:48,190 You gotta stop with this not answering the phone thing. 1473 01:07:48,733 --> 01:07:51,652 Look, Lauren asked me to do a pre-pitch before the clients got here, 1474 01:07:51,736 --> 01:07:53,195 so I need your support. 1475 01:07:53,487 --> 01:07:55,030 Will you please be in the room? 1476 01:07:55,114 --> 01:07:56,157 I need you there. 1477 01:07:56,615 --> 01:07:57,700 I slept with Frank. 1478 01:07:58,075 --> 01:07:59,075 What? 1479 01:07:59,618 --> 01:08:01,704 I don't even know how it happened. 1480 01:08:02,121 --> 01:08:06,792 I was vulnerable, and I was lonely. And he was there. 1481 01:08:07,626 --> 01:08:10,629 I just told him to leave. Oh, my God. I don't ever want to see him again. 1482 01:08:11,046 --> 01:08:12,590 I don't even like him. 1483 01:08:12,673 --> 01:08:16,218 I mean, he's a recovering addict and he's been to jail, and I... 1484 01:08:16,802 --> 01:08:18,220 What was I thinking? 1485 01:08:20,556 --> 01:08:21,556 Um... 1486 01:08:23,434 --> 01:08:24,727 I can't find my keys. 1487 01:08:29,899 --> 01:08:33,027 Sometimes things, they drop in between here. 1488 01:08:34,695 --> 01:08:37,031 You know, I know how much you like my coffee and... 1489 01:08:37,865 --> 01:08:39,408 I don't wanna lose a customer, so... 1490 01:08:39,492 --> 01:08:41,412 Well, what I mean is you don't have to feel weird 1491 01:08:41,494 --> 01:08:43,430 or some kind of way about coming into the coffee shop. 1492 01:08:43,454 --> 01:08:46,999 I get it. I ain't your type. I just wanted to say that. 1493 01:08:57,927 --> 01:08:58,927 Danica. 1494 01:08:59,428 --> 01:09:01,514 Danica. 1495 01:09:01,597 --> 01:09:04,391 - Girl, did he hear you? - Yep. 1496 01:09:05,476 --> 01:09:06,476 Damn. 1497 01:09:09,980 --> 01:09:11,982 "The List. It's what you make it." 1498 01:09:13,275 --> 01:09:14,275 That's it? 1499 01:09:14,860 --> 01:09:16,487 Okay. Well... 1500 01:09:17,154 --> 01:09:19,615 maybe I just gave this one to the wrong team. I'm sorry. 1501 01:09:19,698 --> 01:09:21,134 The clients are coming back next week, 1502 01:09:21,158 --> 01:09:23,869 and rather than making the mistake of letting you pitch on the fly, 1503 01:09:23,953 --> 01:09:26,997 I want to hear what you've come up with, and that was it? 1504 01:09:27,706 --> 01:09:28,791 "The List. 1505 01:09:28,874 --> 01:09:32,253 It's one you make for what you want, and one you make for what you don't. 1506 01:09:33,087 --> 01:09:34,922 Either way, live to love another day." 1507 01:09:36,340 --> 01:09:39,218 Well, damn! I love it. 1508 01:09:40,219 --> 01:09:41,819 All right, get to work on it right away. 1509 01:09:42,638 --> 01:09:45,099 Danica, you're not out of the woods yet. 1510 01:09:50,062 --> 01:09:50,938 Whoo! 1511 01:09:51,021 --> 01:09:53,232 - Okay, guys. Let's get to work on that. - Yep, great. 1512 01:09:58,487 --> 01:10:01,073 - Bitch! - I'm sorry. 1513 01:10:01,156 --> 01:10:05,244 Sorry for what? You saved me. And where the hell did that come from? 1514 01:10:05,578 --> 01:10:09,999 Someone said that to me. In so many words. 1515 01:10:10,082 --> 01:10:11,375 And you couldn't tell me? 1516 01:10:11,834 --> 01:10:13,794 Look, that's amazing. 1517 01:10:13,878 --> 01:10:16,297 - All right, let's get this ad done. - Yes. 1518 01:10:16,630 --> 01:10:20,509 And whoever told you that, you owe them. 1519 01:10:20,968 --> 01:10:22,761 Yeah, I do. 1520 01:10:24,263 --> 01:10:26,181 So, can you add it right there? Thank you. 1521 01:10:28,142 --> 01:10:30,352 So, we never talked about the sex. 1522 01:10:33,564 --> 01:10:35,524 Can you hear me? 1523 01:10:37,568 --> 01:10:38,569 Yeah. 1524 01:10:39,111 --> 01:10:42,990 He was really, really good. And huge. 1525 01:10:44,408 --> 01:10:45,868 - What? - Huge. 1526 01:10:45,951 --> 01:10:47,953 No, you have to do it again. 1527 01:10:48,162 --> 01:10:50,706 - Mmm... no. - Yeah. 1528 01:10:50,789 --> 01:10:53,208 Yeah, you do, because you're in pain right now. 1529 01:10:53,292 --> 01:10:56,045 Okay, you have to do it again when you feel better, 1530 01:10:56,378 --> 01:10:58,547 so you know it was really that good. 1531 01:10:58,631 --> 01:11:00,424 I don't wanna lead him on, because... 1532 01:11:01,467 --> 01:11:03,107 I mean, I'm not interested in him at all. 1533 01:11:03,177 --> 01:11:06,430 I didn't say lead him on. I said fuck him. 1534 01:11:08,349 --> 01:11:10,935 When I was on drugs, when I was drinking... 1535 01:11:13,395 --> 01:11:16,649 uh, I was out of my mind, I was out of control. 1536 01:11:16,732 --> 01:11:17,942 I didn't know better. 1537 01:11:19,234 --> 01:11:21,195 But it's obvious to me that you guys know better. 1538 01:11:21,278 --> 01:11:22,798 Otherwise you wouldn't be here, right? 1539 01:11:23,030 --> 01:11:24,674 You can do better. You can beat the system. 1540 01:11:24,698 --> 01:11:26,825 If you beat the system first, it can never beat you. 1541 01:11:26,909 --> 01:11:27,910 Simple as that. 1542 01:11:29,244 --> 01:11:31,664 All right, folks. See you next week. 1543 01:11:32,831 --> 01:11:35,918 Frank, that was really good. I'm proud of you. 1544 01:11:36,001 --> 01:11:37,044 Thank you. 1545 01:11:37,503 --> 01:11:38,837 Yes, I'm all inspired. 1546 01:11:39,088 --> 01:11:41,008 It's like you're Martin Luther King or something. 1547 01:11:41,799 --> 01:11:43,300 - Tanya. - Hey, Sis. 1548 01:11:46,220 --> 01:11:48,263 I'm gonna go get my things. I'll be right back. 1549 01:11:50,557 --> 01:11:51,600 - Hi. - Hi. 1550 01:11:52,059 --> 01:11:53,268 That was really great. 1551 01:11:54,478 --> 01:11:56,563 - Thanks. - I'm coming. 1552 01:11:58,107 --> 01:12:01,151 You know she has nothing back there. She just does that so we can talk. 1553 01:12:02,194 --> 01:12:03,612 Well, you know, your sister. 1554 01:12:04,863 --> 01:12:07,324 - I need to thank you for something. - Okay. 1555 01:12:07,408 --> 01:12:10,869 You said something to me in our talk, and I used it in a meeting. 1556 01:12:10,953 --> 01:12:12,579 It went over really well. 1557 01:12:13,497 --> 01:12:15,958 What you said about living to love another day. 1558 01:12:18,335 --> 01:12:19,335 Great. 1559 01:12:21,380 --> 01:12:23,090 Do you wanna go grab a drink, 1560 01:12:23,173 --> 01:12:25,300 or something, to celebrate with me? 1561 01:12:26,218 --> 01:12:27,218 Or water. 1562 01:12:28,429 --> 01:12:29,888 I'm gonna pass, Danica. 1563 01:12:31,598 --> 01:12:33,308 - Oh. Okay. - Take care. 1564 01:12:35,853 --> 01:12:38,022 Girl, you offered a recovering alcoholic a drink? 1565 01:12:38,480 --> 01:12:40,149 - Is that good for him? - Yes. 1566 01:12:40,232 --> 01:12:41,775 No. Water. 1567 01:12:42,735 --> 01:12:45,070 But, you know, he was different. 1568 01:12:45,154 --> 01:12:48,323 - Yeah, well, he heard what you said. - I know. That's not what I mean. 1569 01:12:48,407 --> 01:12:50,492 He was talking to these prisoners. 1570 01:12:51,535 --> 01:12:53,704 I just saw him differently, I don't know. 1571 01:12:53,787 --> 01:12:56,206 - Girl, I can't with you. - What? 1572 01:12:56,707 --> 01:12:58,292 You find out the man can screw 1573 01:12:58,375 --> 01:12:59,793 and now he's looking good? 1574 01:13:00,586 --> 01:13:02,337 - You're talking to me? - Girl, look, 1575 01:13:02,421 --> 01:13:05,424 he was crazy about you before. Make him crazy about you again. 1576 01:13:05,716 --> 01:13:06,800 Maybe he didn't enjoy me. 1577 01:13:06,884 --> 01:13:09,219 Well, then you have to prove to him that you're that good. 1578 01:13:09,636 --> 01:13:11,513 - I'll see you in the morning. - Good night. 1579 01:13:32,076 --> 01:13:33,076 Good morning. 1580 01:13:33,869 --> 01:13:34,869 Hi. 1581 01:13:36,038 --> 01:13:37,831 - Here's your coffee. - Thank you. 1582 01:13:38,332 --> 01:13:39,333 Where's your money? 1583 01:13:40,417 --> 01:13:42,628 - Frank doesn't charge me. - Oh, well, Frank isn't here. 1584 01:13:44,546 --> 01:13:46,757 Well, where is he? I mean, he's always here. 1585 01:13:47,382 --> 01:13:49,635 Why? You don't like him, remember? 1586 01:13:49,718 --> 01:13:51,178 He told me what you said about him. 1587 01:13:52,179 --> 01:13:53,656 But let me just be honest with you, okay? 1588 01:13:53,680 --> 01:13:56,242 You know that girl I was telling you that come in here all the time? 1589 01:13:56,266 --> 01:13:58,018 Well, he took her to breakfast this morning. 1590 01:13:59,728 --> 01:14:01,355 That's good. Mmm. 1591 01:14:02,397 --> 01:14:04,650 Girl, you know you are not happy about that. 1592 01:14:05,776 --> 01:14:08,862 Tanya, listen. I just come here for the coffee. 1593 01:14:08,946 --> 01:14:11,657 And the sausage. I know you two were doing it. 1594 01:14:12,241 --> 01:14:14,618 - Did he tell you that? - No, but you just did. 1595 01:14:14,701 --> 01:14:16,036 Ooh, tell me everything. 1596 01:14:16,120 --> 01:14:18,640 Is he circumcised? Do he got that turtleneck where it be like... 1597 01:14:19,414 --> 01:14:20,582 Hello. 1598 01:14:21,333 --> 01:14:22,417 Um... 1599 01:14:23,210 --> 01:14:25,587 - Tell me everything. - We didn't. We didn't. 1600 01:14:26,755 --> 01:14:28,715 - Girl. Okay. - Bye, Tanya. 1601 01:14:29,049 --> 01:14:30,092 I got you. 1602 01:14:30,425 --> 01:14:33,971 Oh, Frank. Danica didn't pay for her coffee. 1603 01:14:34,054 --> 01:14:35,806 Uh, that's... that's okay, Tanya. 1604 01:14:36,140 --> 01:14:37,057 Danica. 1605 01:14:37,141 --> 01:14:39,768 Mama didn't name you that. She named you Danica. 1606 01:14:41,979 --> 01:14:44,099 - I need to get in here and help your sis... - Just... 1607 01:14:45,440 --> 01:14:47,025 I need to say I was wrong 1608 01:14:47,442 --> 01:14:50,779 for saying the things I said to my friend about you. 1609 01:14:51,738 --> 01:14:53,031 - Okay, thanks. - No. 1610 01:14:53,740 --> 01:14:54,867 You're a good guy. 1611 01:14:56,076 --> 01:14:57,327 And I am so sorry. 1612 01:14:57,870 --> 01:14:58,871 I was wrong. 1613 01:14:59,246 --> 01:15:00,664 The way I treated you, it was... 1614 01:15:03,125 --> 01:15:04,209 It was terrible. 1615 01:15:05,752 --> 01:15:06,795 And I mean... 1616 01:15:07,963 --> 01:15:09,006 I was going through a lot. 1617 01:15:10,090 --> 01:15:11,175 Can we just start over? 1618 01:15:11,842 --> 01:15:13,886 Take our time and get to know each other. 1619 01:15:32,196 --> 01:15:33,197 It's real. 1620 01:15:36,783 --> 01:15:37,783 What? 1621 01:15:40,329 --> 01:15:41,914 Nothing. Nothing. 1622 01:15:45,459 --> 01:15:46,627 Can I tell you something? 1623 01:15:47,377 --> 01:15:48,420 Here it comes. 1624 01:15:48,879 --> 01:15:51,131 - I'll save you the trouble. I'll go. - No, no, no. 1625 01:15:52,799 --> 01:15:54,159 I don't want you to leave tonight. 1626 01:15:55,969 --> 01:15:57,429 What about your crazy-ass sister? 1627 01:15:58,388 --> 01:15:59,848 She won't hear you. Just... 1628 01:16:01,099 --> 01:16:02,017 be quiet. 1629 01:16:02,100 --> 01:16:05,229 She might not hear me, but she's gonna hear your loud ass. 1630 01:16:05,896 --> 01:16:07,356 Yes, I can. 1631 01:16:07,439 --> 01:16:09,566 I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. 1632 01:16:09,650 --> 01:16:11,944 - Tanya, get out. - Mm-Mmm-Mmm. 1633 01:16:12,027 --> 01:16:14,863 Look at y'all. I'm gonna need a cigarette after this. 1634 01:16:14,947 --> 01:16:16,698 Tanya, I locked the door. 1635 01:16:16,782 --> 01:16:19,034 Well, I pick locks like you pick pussy. 1636 01:16:19,117 --> 01:16:21,036 Tanya! 1637 01:16:24,414 --> 01:16:26,375 Well, and now she knows. 1638 01:16:26,792 --> 01:16:27,918 And now I better go. 1639 01:16:29,461 --> 01:16:30,379 Why? 1640 01:16:30,462 --> 01:16:33,548 I mean, I wanna stay but, you know, that does something else for me. 1641 01:16:35,050 --> 01:16:38,637 - How? - I like you a lot, Danica, you know that. 1642 01:16:38,720 --> 01:16:42,057 It's hard enough for me to sleep with you without waking up looking at you. 1643 01:16:42,891 --> 01:16:44,309 Am I that bad in the morning? 1644 01:16:44,810 --> 01:16:45,810 No. 1645 01:16:46,144 --> 01:16:47,354 You're that beautiful. 1646 01:16:48,522 --> 01:16:49,731 But you're not into me. 1647 01:16:51,483 --> 01:16:54,319 So, I'm gonna protect my little heart, and I'm gonna go. 1648 01:16:55,195 --> 01:16:56,195 You sure? 1649 01:16:57,322 --> 01:16:58,907 It's all good. I know how you feel. 1650 01:17:00,909 --> 01:17:02,077 I didn't mean that. 1651 01:17:03,745 --> 01:17:04,955 Good night. 1652 01:17:11,545 --> 01:17:13,130 - He said that? - Yes. 1653 01:17:13,505 --> 01:17:15,590 - He's gay. - He is not gay. 1654 01:17:16,300 --> 01:17:17,968 Well, then he's perfect. 1655 01:17:19,094 --> 01:17:20,887 But he only has a few things on my list. 1656 01:17:20,971 --> 01:17:23,098 - Damn the list! - Same thing I was thinking. 1657 01:17:24,308 --> 01:17:27,477 Well, if you don't want him, I'm gonna start drinking all his coffee. 1658 01:17:27,561 --> 01:17:30,147 - I'll be at the Brown Bean in the morning. - Girl, stop. 1659 01:17:31,231 --> 01:17:33,191 Seriously, you need to seal this deal. 1660 01:17:34,776 --> 01:17:37,112 I never pictured my life with a man like him. 1661 01:17:38,363 --> 01:17:40,824 Well, girl, then paint another picture. 1662 01:17:41,408 --> 01:17:43,243 Exactly. 1663 01:17:45,871 --> 01:17:48,832 I have a little cabin up in the mountains in Bear Creek, 1664 01:17:48,915 --> 01:17:51,501 and I would love for us to go up one weekend. 1665 01:17:53,545 --> 01:17:54,629 I would like that. 1666 01:17:54,921 --> 01:17:57,382 I mean, you know, it's nothing fancy, but it's mine. 1667 01:17:57,466 --> 01:18:00,469 When I get stressed out, I use it to get away, so... 1668 01:18:01,553 --> 01:18:03,096 I would like to share it with you. 1669 01:18:05,015 --> 01:18:06,266 What's that look for? 1670 01:18:08,226 --> 01:18:09,561 I like you, Frank. 1671 01:18:10,145 --> 01:18:13,190 I do. Why... why are you laughing? 1672 01:18:14,191 --> 01:18:18,278 Look, when you're in recovery, it's really important that you don't... 1673 01:18:19,571 --> 01:18:22,131 I don't know, put yourself in positions that will break you down. 1674 01:18:22,199 --> 01:18:24,409 I know I'm not the man that you're looking for, so, 1675 01:18:24,493 --> 01:18:26,953 I figure why not just enjoy the here and now. 1676 01:18:28,205 --> 01:18:29,623 I'm not gonna hurt you. 1677 01:18:30,457 --> 01:18:31,750 Yeah, okay. 1678 01:18:32,834 --> 01:18:36,630 Ladies and gentlemen, PJ Morton and Yebba. 1679 01:18:42,636 --> 01:18:44,137 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 1680 01:18:48,934 --> 01:18:53,105 ♪ I know your eyes in the morning sun ♪ 1681 01:18:53,814 --> 01:18:58,402 ♪ I feel you touch me In the pouring rain ♪ 1682 01:18:59,361 --> 01:19:04,449 ♪ And the moment That you wander far from me ♪ 1683 01:19:05,158 --> 01:19:09,871 ♪ I want to feel you In my arms again, yeah ♪ 1684 01:19:10,205 --> 01:19:15,335 ♪ And you may not think That I care for you ♪ 1685 01:19:15,836 --> 01:19:21,299 ♪ When you know deep down inside I really do ♪ 1686 01:19:21,883 --> 01:19:24,886 ♪ Babe, you need to show ♪ 1687 01:19:24,970 --> 01:19:31,601 ♪ How deep is your love How deep is your love ♪ 1688 01:19:32,060 --> 01:19:35,480 ♪ I really mean to learn ♪ 1689 01:19:35,564 --> 01:19:40,819 ♪ 'Cause we're living In a world of fools ♪ 1690 01:19:40,902 --> 01:19:44,156 ♪ Breaking us down ♪ 1691 01:19:44,239 --> 01:19:49,035 ♪ When they all should let us be ♪ 1692 01:19:49,119 --> 01:19:52,330 ♪ We belong to you and me ♪ 1693 01:19:52,414 --> 01:19:57,836 ♪ How deep is your love How deep is your love ♪ 1694 01:19:57,919 --> 01:20:01,882 ♪ I really mean to learn ♪ 1695 01:20:01,965 --> 01:20:05,177 ♪ 'Cause we're living in a world... ♪ 1696 01:20:05,635 --> 01:20:07,012 Sorry, did I wake you? 1697 01:20:08,013 --> 01:20:09,764 No, I was getting up. 1698 01:20:09,848 --> 01:20:11,600 You should rest. Tanya can open the shop. 1699 01:20:11,683 --> 01:20:14,311 No, I should go, because, you know, by the time I get home 1700 01:20:14,394 --> 01:20:16,080 and then fight traffic, get outta the shower... 1701 01:20:16,104 --> 01:20:17,731 You should leave some things here. 1702 01:20:18,815 --> 01:20:20,025 Are we getting serious? 1703 01:20:21,610 --> 01:20:23,778 Yeah. I love having you around. 1704 01:20:25,572 --> 01:20:26,948 I'll see you later, okay? 1705 01:20:28,283 --> 01:20:29,284 You got it. 1706 01:20:32,746 --> 01:20:35,582 - So, that was a great meeting. - I think so. 1707 01:20:35,665 --> 01:20:37,501 - Progress, right? - Yeah. 1708 01:20:39,252 --> 01:20:40,252 What's wrong? 1709 01:20:43,590 --> 01:20:45,008 Who is that? 1710 01:20:46,218 --> 01:20:48,720 Danica, there is a... 1711 01:20:48,803 --> 01:20:49,803 Charlie. 1712 01:20:52,057 --> 01:20:53,308 I thought he wasn't real. 1713 01:20:54,476 --> 01:20:57,562 - Yeah. Should I bring him in? - Hell, yeah. 1714 01:20:57,646 --> 01:20:59,856 - Okay. - Oh, shoot! 1715 01:21:04,945 --> 01:21:06,446 - I'm Kalli. - Hey. 1716 01:21:06,530 --> 01:21:09,282 I heard a lot about you. You look exactly how I thought you would. 1717 01:21:13,078 --> 01:21:15,622 I'm gonna let you guys talk. Excuse me. 1718 01:21:17,290 --> 01:21:19,751 - Sorry, sorry. - It's okay. It's okay. 1719 01:21:23,588 --> 01:21:24,589 Hey. 1720 01:21:27,551 --> 01:21:30,262 - How are you? - How are you? 1721 01:21:30,345 --> 01:21:31,471 I've been crazy. 1722 01:21:31,555 --> 01:21:33,056 There was a fire in the rig, 1723 01:21:33,139 --> 01:21:35,892 and this is gonna sound like a lie, but it's not, okay? 1724 01:21:35,976 --> 01:21:37,852 The night I was supposed to call you, 1725 01:21:37,936 --> 01:21:40,438 I lost my laptop, I lost my phone, I lost all my contacts 1726 01:21:40,522 --> 01:21:41,773 which has been mayhem itself. 1727 01:21:42,107 --> 01:21:44,568 And then when I finally found your email, it was changed. 1728 01:21:44,651 --> 01:21:48,280 So I reached out to everybody that I thought may know you, 1729 01:21:49,030 --> 01:21:51,575 and I called every ad agency in the city... 1730 01:21:52,784 --> 01:21:53,785 asking for you. 1731 01:21:56,871 --> 01:21:58,957 Well, that's been three months now. 1732 01:21:59,040 --> 01:22:00,875 And I've been looking for you ever since. 1733 01:22:03,003 --> 01:22:04,254 Charlie... 1734 01:22:05,255 --> 01:22:07,048 - What about that guy? - Lawrence. 1735 01:22:07,132 --> 01:22:08,883 We were cool. He was my college coach, 1736 01:22:08,967 --> 01:22:11,511 and it's embarrassing, but I had really bad credit in college 1737 01:22:11,595 --> 01:22:13,805 and my phone was in his name for years. 1738 01:22:13,888 --> 01:22:16,308 And he must've hacked my phone and called you. 1739 01:22:17,434 --> 01:22:19,311 I don't know why he would do that. 1740 01:22:19,394 --> 01:22:23,023 But I've been going crazy not knowing where you were. I'm so sorry, I just... 1741 01:22:23,648 --> 01:22:26,526 You look so beautiful in person. I'm sorry, I just... 1742 01:22:27,485 --> 01:22:29,205 You know how much I love you and I miss you? 1743 01:22:29,904 --> 01:22:31,197 We're soul mates, remember that? 1744 01:22:32,240 --> 01:22:35,619 Look, do we have to have this conversation here? 1745 01:22:35,702 --> 01:22:38,079 Or can we maybe go to lunch or something? 1746 01:22:38,622 --> 01:22:42,584 I'm sorry, but you're gonna have to give me a second to take this all in. 1747 01:22:42,667 --> 01:22:44,961 Yeah, of course, I totally get that. 1748 01:22:45,045 --> 01:22:48,715 Obviously you can see that this is... this is hard for me. 1749 01:22:48,798 --> 01:22:52,510 But not to take away the fact that this must be confusing for you. 1750 01:22:53,219 --> 01:22:56,306 Um, look, I'm sorry I just barged in here, but I didn't know what else to do. 1751 01:22:56,389 --> 01:22:59,976 I just wanted to see you, but these are my numbers. 1752 01:23:00,644 --> 01:23:01,645 So, if you wanna... 1753 01:23:03,188 --> 01:23:04,689 You know, just... 1754 01:23:13,740 --> 01:23:15,075 We closed. 1755 01:23:16,910 --> 01:23:18,536 Tanya. 1756 01:23:18,912 --> 01:23:21,164 What do you not understand about "we closed"? 1757 01:23:21,247 --> 01:23:22,290 It's Kalli. 1758 01:23:22,666 --> 01:23:25,293 - So? We're closed. - Girl, open the door. 1759 01:23:27,170 --> 01:23:28,170 Damn! 1760 01:23:28,672 --> 01:23:30,712 It's too late for you bitches to be drinking coffee. 1761 01:23:30,757 --> 01:23:33,843 What the hell you want coming in here like Sofia from The Color Purple? 1762 01:23:33,927 --> 01:23:34,928 Well, hey. 1763 01:23:36,012 --> 01:23:37,013 What? 1764 01:23:37,889 --> 01:23:39,808 - Did she tell you? - Tell me what? 1765 01:23:40,266 --> 01:23:42,477 Girl, Charlie is real. 1766 01:23:43,103 --> 01:23:45,814 - Are you serious? - Yes, and he's beautiful. 1767 01:23:46,356 --> 01:23:48,858 But it can't be him, because we did our research and everything 1768 01:23:48,942 --> 01:23:49,984 and we shut that down. 1769 01:23:50,068 --> 01:23:53,738 No. The dude that you burned? He was using his identity. 1770 01:23:54,030 --> 01:23:55,990 And he hacked his phone. 1771 01:23:56,908 --> 01:23:59,536 Man, she's dating Frank right now. 1772 01:23:59,619 --> 01:24:02,914 And, look, the only reason I'm telling you is because you need to look out for her. 1773 01:24:02,997 --> 01:24:04,916 Okay? She's so confused and... 1774 01:24:06,793 --> 01:24:09,462 - Are you smoking weed? - Yeah. I got a prescription. 1775 01:24:13,883 --> 01:24:16,678 What you typing with those pretty little fingers, huh? 1776 01:24:19,013 --> 01:24:21,599 Mmm. I'm not in the mood. 1777 01:24:26,563 --> 01:24:28,148 What's up? What's going on? 1778 01:24:29,899 --> 01:24:32,652 I'm really stressed at work right now. I'm gonna need a minute. 1779 01:24:36,364 --> 01:24:37,490 It's something else. 1780 01:24:38,908 --> 01:24:41,202 But you'll tell me when you're ready, I guess. 1781 01:24:41,286 --> 01:24:42,495 It's nothing else. 1782 01:24:47,584 --> 01:24:48,918 Mm-hmm. 1783 01:24:59,137 --> 01:25:00,638 - You leaving? - Yeah. 1784 01:25:01,556 --> 01:25:02,724 Why? 1785 01:25:02,807 --> 01:25:04,893 Ask your sister, Tanya. I'll see you tomorrow. 1786 01:25:15,695 --> 01:25:17,447 Why didn't you tell me that Charlie was real 1787 01:25:17,530 --> 01:25:19,115 and you was thinking about seeing him? 1788 01:25:19,532 --> 01:25:21,159 That damn Kalli. 1789 01:25:21,451 --> 01:25:22,452 Don't hurt Frank. 1790 01:25:23,077 --> 01:25:24,913 Okay, good night. 1791 01:25:24,996 --> 01:25:28,166 You know that man can slip back into using if he gets his heart broke, Danica. 1792 01:25:35,465 --> 01:25:37,884 What the hell is wrong with me? Shit. 1793 01:25:38,718 --> 01:25:42,639 I have this great guy, and I'm so confused. 1794 01:25:43,264 --> 01:25:45,266 Why did I call him to take me to lunch? 1795 01:25:45,350 --> 01:25:47,185 Look, maybe you should go out with him. 1796 01:25:47,268 --> 01:25:48,978 You know, just to see if he's the one. 1797 01:25:49,312 --> 01:25:52,065 Just see him. If not, you'll always wonder. 1798 01:25:52,899 --> 01:25:54,275 And it's just lunch, right? 1799 01:25:55,276 --> 01:25:58,196 - Right. - There he is. Go. 1800 01:25:58,863 --> 01:25:59,864 Hey. 1801 01:26:00,198 --> 01:26:01,324 - Hi. - You ready? 1802 01:26:01,407 --> 01:26:02,407 Yeah. 1803 01:26:03,284 --> 01:26:04,284 - Yeah. - Hi. 1804 01:26:07,080 --> 01:26:08,832 Her name is Kalli, right, not Sally? 1805 01:26:08,915 --> 01:26:10,625 It's Kalli, yeah. 1806 01:26:11,209 --> 01:26:14,212 - ...maybe not at all. - I mean, for you, never. 1807 01:26:15,380 --> 01:26:18,091 - I mean, you know. - Oh, I know. 1808 01:26:18,174 --> 01:26:19,300 You started this thing. 1809 01:26:19,384 --> 01:26:22,220 - It's unreal. Too real. - This is insane, huh? 1810 01:26:22,303 --> 01:26:23,346 Yeah. 1811 01:26:29,143 --> 01:26:30,583 You know you're my soul mate, right? 1812 01:26:33,815 --> 01:26:36,109 - Um... - Who's that, soul mate? 1813 01:26:36,192 --> 01:26:38,444 Um... 1814 01:26:38,528 --> 01:26:41,114 Frank, just someone I know. 1815 01:26:41,823 --> 01:26:44,263 Okay, well, cool. The restaurant is, uh, just down the street. 1816 01:26:44,325 --> 01:26:45,577 "Just someone I know," huh? 1817 01:26:50,540 --> 01:26:52,166 Frank, um, Charlie. 1818 01:26:52,876 --> 01:26:54,502 What's up, man? 1819 01:26:54,586 --> 01:26:55,986 The one that's been catfishing you? 1820 01:26:57,755 --> 01:26:58,923 Turns out he's real. 1821 01:27:00,008 --> 01:27:02,302 And your soul mate, apparently. Great. 1822 01:27:02,385 --> 01:27:03,705 I'm just someone you know, right? 1823 01:27:05,388 --> 01:27:06,639 - Frank... - Fuck off. 1824 01:27:06,723 --> 01:27:07,843 Nice to meet you, soul mate. 1825 01:27:07,891 --> 01:27:09,559 - Nice to meet you too... - Yeah. 1826 01:27:09,642 --> 01:27:11,936 Uh, Frank. 1827 01:27:12,854 --> 01:27:14,564 Does he got an anger management problem? 1828 01:27:16,441 --> 01:27:18,860 - Damn, girl. He was pissed. - Yeah. 1829 01:27:19,611 --> 01:27:21,112 So, what are you gonna do? 1830 01:27:21,195 --> 01:27:23,531 I'm going to go out with Charlie to see. 1831 01:27:24,032 --> 01:27:26,951 And if Frank can't understand that, then too bad. 1832 01:27:27,035 --> 01:27:28,870 Men do this all the time. 1833 01:27:29,871 --> 01:27:30,955 That's true. 1834 01:27:31,039 --> 01:27:32,415 Right. So... 1835 01:27:33,917 --> 01:27:34,918 What? 1836 01:27:36,461 --> 01:27:38,963 You make me wanna get so high, I can't feel my face! 1837 01:27:39,672 --> 01:27:42,508 You know I'm not sensitive, right? You know that? 1838 01:27:42,592 --> 01:27:44,737 You just told me the other day that you were sensitive. 1839 01:27:44,761 --> 01:27:46,220 Shut up, bitch! I changed my mind. 1840 01:27:46,304 --> 01:27:47,931 Did that hurt your feelings? I'm sorry. 1841 01:27:49,057 --> 01:27:50,183 He was crying. 1842 01:27:51,059 --> 01:27:53,186 Frank. You made him cry. 1843 01:27:53,436 --> 01:27:55,730 Well, I... I'm sorry. 1844 01:27:55,813 --> 01:27:58,441 Well, I felt so bad for him, I had to go ahead and fuck him. 1845 01:28:01,611 --> 01:28:03,821 - What? - I fucked him. 1846 01:28:03,905 --> 01:28:05,281 Good too. 1847 01:28:05,365 --> 01:28:06,991 You slept with your sister's man? 1848 01:28:07,075 --> 01:28:10,286 Yep, and we moving in together. Where's his stuff? 1849 01:28:10,870 --> 01:28:13,498 You know what, get it and get out. 1850 01:28:14,457 --> 01:28:16,209 I know you not mad while you standing there 1851 01:28:16,292 --> 01:28:18,586 dressed up to go out with that other nigga. 1852 01:28:19,045 --> 01:28:20,046 Slut. 1853 01:28:21,464 --> 01:28:22,632 "Slut." 1854 01:28:22,715 --> 01:28:24,717 Yep, you a slut. 1855 01:28:25,677 --> 01:28:28,554 So, the igniter fluid was sludge. It was crazy. 1856 01:28:28,638 --> 01:28:31,015 Mmm. 1857 01:28:31,099 --> 01:28:33,393 - That sounds terrible. - It was, it was. 1858 01:28:33,476 --> 01:28:34,703 Which... I guess you had to be there. 1859 01:28:34,727 --> 01:28:37,122 But being an engineer, I had to be there. You know what I mean? 1860 01:28:37,146 --> 01:28:40,525 So, like, I could've come home earlier, but I'm important. 1861 01:28:40,608 --> 01:28:43,611 I was like the Steph Curry of oil rig engineering. 1862 01:28:45,863 --> 01:28:47,031 Okay. 1863 01:28:47,699 --> 01:28:48,783 You know what? I'm sorry. 1864 01:28:48,866 --> 01:28:52,036 I just keep talking about myself. There's so much to talk about. 1865 01:28:52,120 --> 01:28:54,664 But how are you? How is your job? 1866 01:28:55,456 --> 01:28:57,125 - It's good. Mm-hmm. - Yeah? 1867 01:28:57,208 --> 01:29:00,461 It's good. I had this big client the other day... 1868 01:29:00,545 --> 01:29:03,089 A big client's good. Hey, excuse me, waiter. Excuse me. 1869 01:29:03,172 --> 01:29:05,258 Can we get another round here, please? Thank you. 1870 01:29:05,341 --> 01:29:07,927 This décor is just... I mean, the plates, 1871 01:29:08,011 --> 01:29:09,238 - they're great, on the wall. - Yeah. 1872 01:29:09,262 --> 01:29:11,764 I mean, I don't even know what to do with... 1873 01:29:11,848 --> 01:29:13,648 I'm used to my sea legs, you know what I mean? 1874 01:29:13,850 --> 01:29:15,852 - Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure. - Yeah. Okay. 1875 01:29:15,935 --> 01:29:17,729 I'll just... I'll just take this. Thank you. 1876 01:29:17,812 --> 01:29:18,813 Oh, okay. 1877 01:29:18,896 --> 01:29:20,106 Yeah, well... 1878 01:29:20,857 --> 01:29:24,485 Um, sir, I'm sorry. But can I have a few shots? 1879 01:29:24,736 --> 01:29:26,320 Ho ho! 1880 01:29:26,404 --> 01:29:28,823 - Shots, okay. Shots for the lady. - Any type of vodka. 1881 01:29:28,906 --> 01:29:30,742 Shots for the lady. She's ready to party. 1882 01:29:31,117 --> 01:29:33,661 Um... shots? Oh. Okay. 1883 01:29:34,620 --> 01:29:36,998 - All right. That's how you do that. - I wasn't ready, 1884 01:29:37,081 --> 01:29:38,892 - but, cheers. - Okay. Yeah, well, cheers to you. 1885 01:29:38,916 --> 01:29:40,376 To the health. To all the health. 1886 01:29:40,460 --> 01:29:42,170 Shots? 1887 01:29:49,093 --> 01:29:50,933 Obviously everybody thought I was gonna go pro. 1888 01:29:50,970 --> 01:29:53,431 I mean, I was so good. 1889 01:29:53,514 --> 01:29:56,017 But then, I got injured. It was this freak injury. 1890 01:29:56,100 --> 01:29:58,144 Pencil in the penis. You know how it goes. 1891 01:29:58,227 --> 01:30:00,188 Sometimes I lose feeling below the waist. 1892 01:30:00,271 --> 01:30:02,648 But... A little tingling sensation. 1893 01:30:02,732 --> 01:30:05,777 But I've, you know, done a lot of rehab on it. I got it under control. 1894 01:30:05,860 --> 01:30:08,738 So, I went to this, uh, earth therapy for that. 1895 01:30:08,821 --> 01:30:11,741 And they told me, you know, just bring the motherland in. 1896 01:30:11,824 --> 01:30:13,493 Do... Do African chants, 1897 01:30:13,576 --> 01:30:16,788 and, you know, then there's... Then the tingling subsides. 1898 01:30:16,871 --> 01:30:19,457 So, it's just, uh... 1899 01:30:19,540 --> 01:30:21,643 You know, like, you know, just gotta bring the ancestors back. 1900 01:30:21,667 --> 01:30:22,770 You know, from the ground up. 1901 01:30:22,794 --> 01:30:25,213 Hey... 1902 01:30:25,421 --> 01:30:27,673 Get with it. Here you go. I think I had enough already. 1903 01:30:28,007 --> 01:30:30,802 So... You ain't gotta do it with that glass, baby. I got this. 1904 01:30:31,427 --> 01:30:32,595 You like to spit, huh? 1905 01:30:33,137 --> 01:30:34,847 Okay, uh... 1906 01:30:35,181 --> 01:30:36,390 Can we go now? 1907 01:30:37,183 --> 01:30:39,435 I put the "D" in ready. 1908 01:30:43,898 --> 01:30:45,498 Damn, you got a hard-ass head. 1909 01:30:45,983 --> 01:30:46,984 What? 1910 01:30:47,068 --> 01:30:48,611 Yes, baby. Uh-huh. 1911 01:30:48,694 --> 01:30:50,404 Oh, yeah. NASA, we got liftoff now. 1912 01:30:51,656 --> 01:30:53,092 - Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. - Yeah? Okay. 1913 01:30:53,116 --> 01:30:54,158 - Okay. - Oh, yes. 1914 01:30:54,408 --> 01:30:55,636 - Come on, come here, yeah. - Yeah, okay. 1915 01:30:55,660 --> 01:30:56,702 Let's just make out. 1916 01:31:00,289 --> 01:31:03,292 Come, Papa Bear, up in that cave. 1917 01:31:03,376 --> 01:31:05,378 - Um... Oh, God. - Yes! Welcome to the jungle! 1918 01:31:05,461 --> 01:31:07,672 Welcome to the... 1919 01:31:13,177 --> 01:31:16,055 Oh! 1920 01:31:16,139 --> 01:31:18,266 Whoo! 1921 01:31:20,768 --> 01:31:22,270 You remind me of my mama. 1922 01:31:23,229 --> 01:31:25,398 - That's weird. - No, it's a beautiful thing. 1923 01:31:25,690 --> 01:31:26,690 Wait. 1924 01:31:28,234 --> 01:31:29,235 Oh, God. 1925 01:31:31,237 --> 01:31:32,822 Oh, God. 1926 01:31:34,949 --> 01:31:36,159 Oh... 1927 01:31:36,576 --> 01:31:37,577 All right. 1928 01:31:38,911 --> 01:31:40,371 - Um... - Whoo! 1929 01:31:41,289 --> 01:31:42,331 Okay. 1930 01:31:42,415 --> 01:31:44,083 Mmm. 1931 01:31:45,084 --> 01:31:47,086 All right. 1932 01:31:47,170 --> 01:31:48,588 That was, uh... 1933 01:31:49,088 --> 01:31:50,089 something. 1934 01:31:55,469 --> 01:31:56,554 All right, seven minutes. 1935 01:31:56,637 --> 01:31:58,097 What? Who is seven minutes? 1936 01:31:59,348 --> 01:32:00,349 The Uber. 1937 01:32:01,267 --> 01:32:03,519 What? You called me an Uber? 1938 01:32:04,187 --> 01:32:06,272 Well, UberPOOL. 1939 01:32:06,355 --> 01:32:08,941 That way I save some money, you make some new friends. 1940 01:32:09,025 --> 01:32:11,110 - Everybody wins. - Thank you. 1941 01:32:12,778 --> 01:32:14,530 - You're welcome. - No, really, thank you. 1942 01:32:14,614 --> 01:32:16,534 Don't mention it. Want me to walk you downstairs? 1943 01:32:16,824 --> 01:32:20,536 Um... nope, I got it. Let me grab my purse. 1944 01:32:21,495 --> 01:32:22,663 Uh... 1945 01:32:23,623 --> 01:32:26,792 Yup. Thanks, Charlie. Thank you so... 1946 01:32:27,460 --> 01:32:28,586 Thank you. 1947 01:32:28,669 --> 01:32:30,755 I mean, we got seven, we got, like, seven minutes. 1948 01:32:30,838 --> 01:32:33,318 - No, thank you very much. - We can get, like, two or three in. 1949 01:32:38,679 --> 01:32:40,723 Wait, did you have sex with him? 1950 01:32:41,682 --> 01:32:42,767 He thinks we did. 1951 01:32:43,267 --> 01:32:44,810 Uh, what does that mean? 1952 01:32:44,894 --> 01:32:48,606 Well, I was only gonna make out with him because I'm so confused. 1953 01:32:48,689 --> 01:32:53,402 And, well, we were making out, and he thinks we had sex. 1954 01:32:53,486 --> 01:32:54,904 Wait a minute. Wait. 1955 01:32:55,321 --> 01:32:57,240 How does he think that and not know it? 1956 01:32:57,323 --> 01:32:59,700 He was having sex with my inner thighs. 1957 01:33:04,372 --> 01:33:06,707 Kalli. Kalli. Kalli! 1958 01:33:07,541 --> 01:33:09,377 - It's not that funny. - Wait, wait, wait. 1959 01:33:09,710 --> 01:33:11,712 Didn't you say he called you an Uber too? 1960 01:33:13,506 --> 01:33:15,007 Ka... Okay. I'm... 1961 01:33:15,091 --> 01:33:16,425 I'm getting off the phone now. 1962 01:33:17,051 --> 01:33:18,970 Whoo! That's what you wanted on your list, girl. 1963 01:33:21,097 --> 01:33:23,516 - I'll call you back. - I'm sorry. 1964 01:33:25,559 --> 01:33:26,560 Hi. 1965 01:33:27,979 --> 01:33:31,190 - I didn't know you were here. - Yeah, I'm just grabbing my things. 1966 01:33:32,483 --> 01:33:34,169 Well, I'm glad you are. I wanna talk to you. 1967 01:33:34,193 --> 01:33:35,462 I got nothing to say to you, Danica. 1968 01:33:35,486 --> 01:33:38,197 That's right, we ain't got a damn thing to say to you. 1969 01:33:41,075 --> 01:33:42,493 You have every right to be upset. 1970 01:33:43,160 --> 01:33:45,705 - But so do I. - So do you? What did I do? 1971 01:33:45,788 --> 01:33:47,081 You slept with my sister. 1972 01:33:47,164 --> 01:33:49,000 - What? - You heard me. 1973 01:33:49,083 --> 01:33:50,751 No, I didn't. What? 1974 01:33:51,294 --> 01:33:53,254 - Tanya. - Yes, you touched me. You did. 1975 01:33:53,671 --> 01:33:54,672 Tanya. 1976 01:33:55,256 --> 01:33:56,257 Okay, I'm lying. 1977 01:33:57,049 --> 01:33:58,634 I would never sleep with your sister. 1978 01:33:58,718 --> 01:34:00,094 What the hell is wrong with me? 1979 01:34:00,177 --> 01:34:01,887 Tanya, 'cause I'm in love with your sister. 1980 01:34:02,972 --> 01:34:03,973 In love? 1981 01:34:04,974 --> 01:34:06,309 Yeah, and I'm a damn fool for it. 1982 01:34:08,060 --> 01:34:10,479 No, you're not a fool. I'm the fool. 1983 01:34:11,355 --> 01:34:12,857 I was confused and... 1984 01:34:13,649 --> 01:34:14,692 Try to understand, 1985 01:34:15,067 --> 01:34:16,986 this guy was my dream guy. 1986 01:34:17,069 --> 01:34:18,696 He had everything on my list. 1987 01:34:19,322 --> 01:34:20,323 And you... 1988 01:34:20,990 --> 01:34:23,743 - you just came out of nowhere. - Yup. 1989 01:34:24,118 --> 01:34:25,619 I have nothing on your list, right? 1990 01:34:26,162 --> 01:34:27,955 Look, I get it. I'm not your dream dude. 1991 01:34:28,497 --> 01:34:30,177 I'm a little rough around the edges, right? 1992 01:34:32,126 --> 01:34:33,127 But you know what? 1993 01:34:33,753 --> 01:34:37,131 I've worked my ass off, Danica, to get on my feet. 1994 01:34:38,090 --> 01:34:40,634 To have a spot, a place on this Earth. 1995 01:34:42,094 --> 01:34:45,348 I've fought through a lot of shit, and I've done a lot of shit. 1996 01:34:45,431 --> 01:34:48,184 But I'll tell you this: one thing I would never do 1997 01:34:48,267 --> 01:34:51,604 is get fucked over by some girl I was just trying to love. 1998 01:34:51,854 --> 01:34:53,314 I'm a good dude. You get that? 1999 01:34:53,397 --> 01:34:55,441 And I don't deserve to be treated like this. 2000 01:34:55,691 --> 01:34:57,943 So if you can't handle what I got to give, 2001 01:34:58,027 --> 01:34:59,820 then go be with your list dude. 2002 01:35:00,321 --> 01:35:02,573 Don't cry, Frank, 'cause if you start crying I'm gonna... 2003 01:35:02,656 --> 01:35:04,784 - Tanya! - Frank... 2004 01:35:05,743 --> 01:35:06,744 - I'm sorry. - Danica, 2005 01:35:07,495 --> 01:35:08,496 can I go? 2006 01:35:09,038 --> 01:35:11,118 'Cause I really don't ever wanna see your face again. 2007 01:35:14,418 --> 01:35:15,795 But you just said you loved me. 2008 01:35:19,131 --> 01:35:21,217 And that's supposed to make me wanna be with you? 2009 01:35:22,802 --> 01:35:23,803 That ain't enough. 2010 01:35:25,888 --> 01:35:27,098 Bye, Tanya. 2011 01:35:32,436 --> 01:35:33,604 Don't look at me. 2012 01:35:33,687 --> 01:35:37,108 'Cause if he would have even smiled in my direction, I would have fucked him. 2013 01:35:37,191 --> 01:35:38,734 And I would have got pregnant. 2014 01:35:38,818 --> 01:35:42,363 And I would have had me a little coffee Brown Bean baby, okay? 2015 01:35:43,447 --> 01:35:48,035 Oh, I told Mama everything and she said she wanna see us in Jersey in the morning. 2016 01:35:53,249 --> 01:35:54,708 Hi, girls. 2017 01:35:55,042 --> 01:35:57,711 - Hey, Mama. - I love y'all. Come on in. 2018 01:35:57,795 --> 01:36:01,006 Okay, so we were having this debate about the list you made for Daddy. 2019 01:36:01,090 --> 01:36:02,216 Can we see it? 2020 01:36:02,299 --> 01:36:05,428 Are you talking about that list I told you about, like, 20 years ago? 2021 01:36:06,303 --> 01:36:07,638 Yeah, that one. 2022 01:36:08,597 --> 01:36:10,933 - I lost it. - I told you. 2023 01:36:11,016 --> 01:36:14,145 Mama, did you lie to me about this list? 2024 01:36:15,563 --> 01:36:17,815 It's possible. 2025 01:36:17,898 --> 01:36:19,150 I don't think I did, but... 2026 01:36:20,276 --> 01:36:22,528 What about my dad? 2027 01:36:22,903 --> 01:36:25,197 I don't know that motherfucker. I'm not sure. 2028 01:36:25,573 --> 01:36:27,992 It could have been any number of really good people. 2029 01:36:28,075 --> 01:36:29,201 So you lied. 2030 01:36:29,952 --> 01:36:33,080 - When? - When you told me about Daddy's list. 2031 01:36:34,165 --> 01:36:36,417 I made a list. It just... 2032 01:36:36,500 --> 01:36:40,254 I've never met anyone who got everything they wanted in one person. 2033 01:36:40,337 --> 01:36:44,842 Sure, in the beginning, it feels like it could be magnificent. 2034 01:36:45,134 --> 01:36:48,179 And then you start to see, well, they got a couple little flaws. 2035 01:36:48,262 --> 01:36:50,431 You know? And that's okay. 2036 01:36:51,015 --> 01:36:54,477 Because in the real world, all you can do is hope to live 2037 01:36:54,935 --> 01:37:00,024 with the little tiny perfections you find in the very flawed people you come across. 2038 01:37:00,983 --> 01:37:03,068 I suggest you go get that man. 2039 01:37:38,354 --> 01:37:39,897 I know you're an amazing man. 2040 01:37:41,690 --> 01:37:45,110 And I was foolish for chasing what was a dream. 2041 01:37:46,070 --> 01:37:47,446 I know you're not perfect. 2042 01:37:48,489 --> 01:37:49,907 Neither am I. 2043 01:37:49,990 --> 01:37:52,326 But we can be imperfect together. 2044 01:37:55,829 --> 01:37:58,457 I know you don't wanna talk to me right now. 2045 01:37:59,124 --> 01:38:02,169 But I'm gonna stand out here and hope that you come and talk. 2046 01:38:02,545 --> 01:38:03,796 Even if it takes all night. 2047 01:38:04,672 --> 01:38:06,799 I am going to be right here. 2048 01:38:08,634 --> 01:38:09,718 'Cause I love you. 2049 01:38:15,224 --> 01:38:16,850 I do love you, Frank. 2050 01:38:19,562 --> 01:38:21,146 And I'm so sorry. 2051 01:38:23,357 --> 01:38:26,819 So, if that means making a fool of myself again... 2052 01:38:31,198 --> 01:38:32,199 well, then I will. 2053 01:38:35,327 --> 01:38:36,328 I will. 2054 01:38:36,787 --> 01:38:38,789 Because sometimes love is not easy. 2055 01:38:43,168 --> 01:38:45,629 It's hard as hell. 2056 01:38:47,548 --> 01:38:49,675 And even though I'm trying to love you, 2057 01:38:51,594 --> 01:38:53,095 I just don't know how. 2058 01:38:56,098 --> 01:38:57,099 So... 2059 01:38:58,976 --> 01:39:00,185 if you can help me... 2060 01:39:01,979 --> 01:39:03,397 then I think I can help you. 2061 01:39:06,900 --> 01:39:07,901 Okay, I got you. 2062 01:39:08,944 --> 01:39:09,945 I got you. 2063 01:39:10,904 --> 01:39:12,664 Nigga, you really ain't gonna open this door? 2064 01:39:15,576 --> 01:39:16,576 Okay. 2065 01:39:17,494 --> 01:39:19,204 Fine. 2066 01:39:32,259 --> 01:39:34,637 I disagree. I think he needs to be on the bench. 2067 01:39:34,720 --> 01:39:36,406 I think he needs to learn a little bit. 2068 01:39:36,430 --> 01:39:38,390 Especially with a journeyman like they have... 2069 01:39:38,474 --> 01:39:40,976 ♪ Darling, I ♪ 2070 01:39:41,060 --> 01:39:44,063 ♪ I can't explain ♪ 2071 01:39:44,521 --> 01:39:47,941 ♪ Where did we lose our way? ♪ 2072 01:39:49,109 --> 01:39:52,946 ♪ Girl, it's driving me insane ♪ 2073 01:39:53,364 --> 01:39:57,242 ♪ And I know I just need one more chance ♪ 2074 01:39:57,660 --> 01:40:00,913 ♪ To prove my love to you ♪ 2075 01:40:01,163 --> 01:40:03,582 ♪ And if you come back to me ♪ 2076 01:40:03,832 --> 01:40:05,668 ♪ I'll guarantee ♪ 2077 01:40:05,751 --> 01:40:09,171 ♪ That I'll never let you go ♪ 2078 01:40:09,254 --> 01:40:15,803 ♪ Can we go back To the days our love was strong? ♪ 2079 01:40:17,471 --> 01:40:24,269 ♪ Can you tell me How a perfect love goes wrong? ♪ 2080 01:40:25,688 --> 01:40:30,234 ♪ Can somebody tell me How to get things back ♪ 2081 01:40:30,317 --> 01:40:33,612 ♪ The way they used to be? ♪ 2082 01:40:34,697 --> 01:40:38,242 ♪ Oh, God, give me the reason ♪ 2083 01:40:38,742 --> 01:40:42,538 ♪ I'm down on bended knee ♪ 2084 01:40:47,042 --> 01:40:50,379 ♪ I'll never walk again ♪ 2085 01:40:51,088 --> 01:40:54,425 ♪ Until you come back to me ♪ 2086 01:40:55,092 --> 01:40:57,928 ♪ I'm down on bended knee ♪ 2087 01:41:02,766 --> 01:41:04,768 ♪ Baby, I'm sorry ♪ 2088 01:41:06,061 --> 01:41:08,188 ♪ Please forgive me For all the wrong I've done ♪ 2089 01:41:09,148 --> 01:41:10,441 ♪ Please come back home, girl ♪ 2090 01:41:11,608 --> 01:41:13,235 ♪ I know you put all your trust in me ♪ 2091 01:41:14,194 --> 01:41:15,571 ♪ I'm sorry I let you down ♪ 2092 01:41:16,029 --> 01:41:17,573 ♪ Please forgive me ♪ 2093 01:41:17,865 --> 01:41:19,867 ♪ Gonna swallow my pride ♪ 2094 01:41:19,950 --> 01:41:21,785 ♪ Say I'm sorry ♪ 2095 01:41:22,161 --> 01:41:23,996 ♪ Stop pointing fingers ♪ 2096 01:41:24,079 --> 01:41:25,789 ♪ The blame is on me ♪ 2097 01:41:26,081 --> 01:41:27,624 ♪ I want a new life ♪ 2098 01:41:28,083 --> 01:41:30,127 ♪ And I want it with you ♪ 2099 01:41:30,210 --> 01:41:32,421 ♪ If you feel the same ♪ 2100 01:41:32,504 --> 01:41:34,715 ♪ Don't ever let it go ♪ 2101 01:41:35,132 --> 01:41:38,093 ♪ You gotta believe In the spirit of love ♪ 2102 01:41:38,469 --> 01:41:40,387 ♪ It can heal all things ♪ 2103 01:41:40,471 --> 01:41:42,556 ♪ It won't hurt anymore ♪ 2104 01:41:42,848 --> 01:41:46,518 ♪ No, I don't believe Our love's terminal ♪ 2105 01:41:46,769 --> 01:41:48,520 ♪ I'm down on my knees ♪ 2106 01:41:49,062 --> 01:41:50,522 ♪ Begging you, please ♪ 2107 01:41:50,606 --> 01:41:53,650 ♪ Come home ♪ 2108 01:41:58,363 --> 01:42:04,620 ♪ Can you tell me how A perfect love goes wrong ♪ 2109 01:42:06,455 --> 01:42:10,959 ♪ Can somebody tell me How to get things back ♪ 2110 01:42:11,043 --> 01:42:14,004 ♪ The way they used to be? ♪ 2111 01:42:15,047 --> 01:42:16,882 Uh-uh! Uh-uh! 2112 01:42:16,965 --> 01:42:19,325 Where y'all going? Sit back down. This movie ain't over yet. 2113 01:42:19,384 --> 01:42:20,552 Wait till you see this. 2114 01:42:22,346 --> 01:42:25,974 Is there anyone here who has any objection to these two people being married? 2115 01:42:26,058 --> 01:42:28,393 Speak now or forever hold your peace. 2116 01:42:28,477 --> 01:42:30,854 I object, Your Pastorness. 2117 01:42:30,938 --> 01:42:32,689 You know what? I would cuss up in here, 2118 01:42:32,773 --> 01:42:35,609 but I don't wanna be cussing up in this house of the Lord. 2119 01:42:35,692 --> 01:42:37,653 Can't be cussing in church, but you know what? 2120 01:42:37,736 --> 01:42:40,989 He is a cheater, he a liar. You hurt my sister! 2121 01:42:41,073 --> 01:42:43,158 You hurt my sister! 2122 01:42:43,242 --> 01:42:45,994 And another thing, girl, let me tell you, all right? 2123 01:42:46,078 --> 01:42:47,913 Let me go ahead and solve some mystery. 2124 01:42:47,996 --> 01:42:49,373 Him? Nasty. 2125 01:42:49,456 --> 01:42:50,656 Sleep with all kind of people. 2126 01:42:50,707 --> 01:42:52,936 I could have slept with him, but I went to jail at the time. 2127 01:42:52,960 --> 01:42:54,120 So, I didn't get to hit that. 2128 01:42:54,503 --> 01:42:55,629 You ain't no good. 2129 01:42:56,922 --> 01:42:58,423 Yeah, that's how that go. 2130 01:42:58,799 --> 01:43:00,050 Yup, that's how that go. 2131 01:43:00,551 --> 01:43:02,427 Yup. 2132 01:43:03,178 --> 01:43:04,471 Got no time for this. 2133 01:43:04,930 --> 01:43:08,684 I feel like this wedding deserves a little bit more action. 2134 01:44:29,890 --> 01:44:31,183 Cross cut, yes. 2135 01:44:31,516 --> 01:44:33,276 There it is, there it is. 2136 01:44:33,977 --> 01:44:35,395 I need makeup! 2137 01:44:35,854 --> 01:44:37,606 Worst date ever. 2138 01:44:37,898 --> 01:44:40,525 F-U-C-K U-A-P. 2139 01:44:40,609 --> 01:44:42,653 I will D-N-A some F-U-C-K... 2140 01:44:42,736 --> 01:44:44,404 U to the P. 2141 01:44:44,488 --> 01:44:46,323 - Go and get him, Damika. - Danica. 2142 01:44:46,406 --> 01:44:47,699 Danica. 2143 01:44:47,783 --> 01:44:50,243 I will F-U-C-K some D-N-A U-P. 2144 01:44:50,327 --> 01:44:51,995 I will F-U-C... 2145 01:44:52,287 --> 01:44:54,873 You are undressing me with your eyes. I can feel it. 2146 01:44:54,957 --> 01:44:56,375 My nipples are getting hot. 2147 01:44:59,586 --> 01:45:01,004 Nobody do that no more. 2148 01:45:01,088 --> 01:45:02,297 It's all this. 2149 01:45:05,342 --> 01:45:07,636 - Wait, like how beautiful? - Like real beautiful. 2150 01:45:07,719 --> 01:45:09,471 - Like super fine? - Like foine. 2151 01:45:09,554 --> 01:45:11,264 - Like foine foine? - Like foine foine. 2152 01:45:11,348 --> 01:45:14,184 - Like, "Damn, he foine!" - Yes, and a couple of cuss words. Yeah. 2153 01:45:14,267 --> 01:45:18,605 "Ooh, he beefy! I'll have all his babies right now" fine? 2154 01:45:18,689 --> 01:45:19,815 The man is fine. 2155 01:45:24,903 --> 01:45:25,737 Hey! 2156 01:45:25,821 --> 01:45:28,323 I will... I will F-U-C... 2157 01:45:28,407 --> 01:45:31,284 F-U-C-K some D-N-A, some U-P... 2158 01:45:31,368 --> 01:45:32,786 You know I can't spell right. 2159 01:45:32,869 --> 01:45:36,581 Do you know how much it cost me? It cost me $35,000. 2160 01:45:37,040 --> 01:45:38,583 The fuck is wrong with you? 2161 01:45:39,960 --> 01:45:41,211 I love you, though. 2162 01:45:41,294 --> 01:45:43,174 Let me take that back 'cause that was too harsh. 2163 01:45:44,006 --> 01:45:45,382 That was too harsh. 2164 01:45:48,802 --> 01:45:50,971 - What happened? - Girl, dick. 2165 01:45:51,346 --> 01:45:54,182 - You mean Richard? - No, I mean dick. 2166 01:45:54,266 --> 01:45:57,102 Oh, in Accounting? That guy... 2167 01:45:58,729 --> 01:46:00,188 He dicked me once. 2168 01:46:02,190 --> 01:46:03,233 I liked it. 2169 01:46:05,235 --> 01:46:06,361 You're so pretty. 2170 01:46:08,113 --> 01:46:09,573 You know what you missin? 2171 01:46:10,615 --> 01:46:11,992 Ooh, swipe right. 2172 01:46:13,160 --> 01:46:14,161 Twins? 2173 01:46:15,287 --> 01:46:16,287 Hell no. 2174 01:46:17,664 --> 01:46:18,999 I know you. 2175 01:46:20,500 --> 01:46:21,543 That's my cousin. 2176 01:46:22,210 --> 01:46:23,521 - We cut. - Cut. 165500