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♪♪
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(ALTRU PANTING)
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GAMORA: I have a visual
on the fugitive.
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Closing in now.
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(YELPS)
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(SCREAMING)
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Nowhere to run, Altru.
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(GRUNTS)
Ah.
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ROCKET: And that, folks,
is why they call Gamora
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the most dangerous
turnstile in the galaxy.
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I was tracking bounties
for Thanos
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while you two were
still lab experiments.
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How about I experiment
on your face?
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GAMORA: (OVER RADIO)
Target headed your way, Drax.
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DRAX: The runtish
Kallusian fugitive.
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In which direction
did he flee?
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Thank you,
elderly female.
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I am Groot.
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ROCKET: Great, partner.
Let's get a view from above.
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If there ain't no cover,
ain't nowhere to hide.
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Come on! Show your mug,
you pointy-eared pipsqueak!
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When Cosmo say Guardians
welcome back anytime,
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he mean only if not rain down
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indiscriminate destruction.
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Darn telepathic pooch
has to suck the joy
out of everything.
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DRAX: You cannot escape
my keen eye, Kallusian.
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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(GROANS)
(CAT YOWLS)
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You are not
the Kallusian.
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What gave you
the first clue, Drax?
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Probably your green skin.
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Or your weapon,
or your female proportions.
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ROCKET:
Oh, forget it, Gammy.
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Drax don't speak sarcasm.
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Speaking of sarcasm,
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Quill, you got a line
on the fugitive?
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Quill?
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There's a sweet bounty
on this Kallusian loser,
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and Quill's been acting
like he couldn't care less.
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Where the flarg is he?
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Put it on your
wish list, Peter,
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and maybe Santa
will bring it for Christmas.
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The good news is
you have a home, Altru.
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The bad news is we're
bringing you back there.
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(WHIMPERS)
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Oh, sorry, ma'am. I...
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I'm so scared.
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For you.
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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Look. I don't want
any trouble,
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but I am a desperate man.
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You're desperate?
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I'm the one about to be
sucked out into
space feet-first,
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so I think I win.
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And don't even think
of calling your friends.
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Deal. But you might want
to look behind you.
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Oh, I'm not falling
for that...one.
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(GASPS)
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Oh, and did I mention
that weapon only works for me?
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(WHIMPERING)
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I am Groot.
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(SCREAMING)
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Pressure breach alerted us.
Cosmo will fix hatch now.
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This is shoddy work,
even for you, Quill.
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I got the little
gremlin, didn't I?
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I am Groot.
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PETER: Well, okay,
if you want to get
technical about it.
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Thanks, Cosmo.
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(WHIMPERS)
You, move.
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I will escort the prisoner
to the Milano
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if you'd care to join me.
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Seriously,
what's up with Quill?
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His head's
somewhere else.
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And apparently
so are his pants.
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Cosmo know.
Read Quill's mind.
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And you actually
found something?
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Earth holiday
called Christmas
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is preoccupying.
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Was special day for Quill
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as young malchik.
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Great, so Quill's missing
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one more stupid thing
from his childhood,
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and we all gotta
suffer for it.
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Hmm, perhaps not.
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GAMORA: Look. I agree
a distracted Quill
is a liability,
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but this...
This is truly stupid.
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According to my research,
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Christmas is about
worshipping an evergreen
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that goes
by the name of "Carol."
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Also something about a fat
bearded man in a hoversled
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powered by underfed moombas.
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Yeah, well, according
to this Terran broadcast
I picked up,
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it's about spectrals
creeping into your bedroom
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and scaring the krutack
out of you.
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And you know how they
worship those trees?
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They chop them down
with axes!
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It's mass carnage!
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(GROWLING)
Hey, watch it!
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Your information
is incorrect.
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GROOT: I am Groot!
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Oh, please, please,
I have to see the broker.
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I have something to sell him.
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I know. You stole it
from the dude
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who's paying us
to turn you in.
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I only did it for my family
and my people.
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We need the units badly.
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(GROANS)
Yeah, well,
as a wise man once said,
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"Can't always get
what you want."
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(GROANS)
(DOOR CLOSES)
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GAMORA: I told you
this was stupid.
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ROCKET: Somebody's
getting the claws!
GROOT: I am Groot.
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DRAX: Keep your branches
to yourself.
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Now, this is the Christmas
I remember.
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Everyone arguing.
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We were hoping to
cheer you up with
this celebration.
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Well, you didn't,
so shut it down.
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Wait. So you're saying
you don't miss Christmas?
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Then what's got you
moping around
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like a Doldromian
Sloth-Bat?
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(SIGHS) Fine.
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When I was eight,
I was supposed to get
a sled for Christmas.
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Instead...
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(GROWLS)
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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SCROOGE: (ON TV)
Spirit! Show me no more.
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Why do you delightto torture me?
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GHOST: (ON TV)
I am the Ghostof Christmas past.
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Seriously?
What?
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I wanna see how it ends.
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PETER: Approaching
Planet Kallu.
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Welcome home, Mr. Fugitive.
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Okay, let's just turn in
this Altru guy,
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score the bounty...
Whoa!
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(STAMMERS) What is this
krutackin' stuff?
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Snow.
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(ROCKET SHIVERING)
Please.
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Neeza will throw me
in the dungeon.
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My family
can't afford the bail.
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I'll never see them again.
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Save it.
I'm just chasing
the units. Okay?
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ROCKET:
If I knew the place
was this fancy,
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I'd have held out
for a bigger payoff.
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This is my house,
down in the village.
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Please, go there and
tell them not to sell it.
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Home. Home is everything.
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Tell it to the toy soldiers.
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PETER:
Okay, Neeza, we've got
your wanted fugitive.
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Now, pay up.
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The bounty was
for the ruffian
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and the object
he stole from me.
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Toss it in the air, please.
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Say what now?
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Just do as I request.
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(GROWLS)
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NEEZA:
Bring it here, precious.
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(CONTINUES GROWLING)
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In such matters one can
never be too careful.
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Listen.
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The very air hums
with evil spirits
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that would beggar me
if they could.
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This keeps them at bay.
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To the dungeon with that one.
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Oh, please, sir, mercy.
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Hmm. Now I suppose
you bounty hunters
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wish to claim your reward.
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(BEEPING)
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I am Groot.
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(MOANING)
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What is the purpose
of these items?
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Purpose? To own.
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To keep.
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Well, dibs on choosing!
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PETER: Rocket, wait.
It's gotta be...
Whoo-hoo!
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...something
we can all share.
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That doesn't explode.
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(LAUGHS) Now, this is what
Christmas is all about.
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Takin' stuff!
PETER: Hey!
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You misunderstand.
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I didn't bring you here
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to take something,
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but rather to give up
all you have.
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Wait. What now?
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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That bony old buzzard
was never going to pay us.
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Ah. Ow!
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He did say he likes
to keep things.
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Guests, apparently.
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(GRUMBLES)
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ROCKET:
Strike that.
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We're getting paid after all.
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With heavy artillery!
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Oh, man.
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I never get what I want
for Christmas!
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PETER: Oh, man,
we're fish in a barrel.
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(GROANS)
Metaphor.
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It means we're easy targets.
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An honorable warrior
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battles his enemy
face to face.
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(SCOFFS) Honor? These things
are just hunks of metal.
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Wait. That's it.
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Quill, you still got
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that electromagnet on you?
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(GRUNTS)
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How about
a little stocking stuffer?
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(BEEPING)
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Looks like we broke
all the toys.
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Now let's make a break for it.
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Down, precious!
Heel!
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Bad man-eating attack beast!
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(ROARING)
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(ALL PANTING)
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GAMORA:
Fire up the Milano. Go!
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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(DRAX GROANS)
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(ROARING)
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I am Groot!
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What are you waiting for?
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PETER: It's not me.
Something's holding us back.
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All right, precious.
(ENGINES REVVING)
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Hey, check it out.
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Roast beast.
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(GROWLS)
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Neeza is a dishonorable,
treacherous tyrant.
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Worse, he's a cheapskate.
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I should've listened
to Altru.
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So what are we gonna
do about it?
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We're gonna fix this.
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WOMAN: Who are you?
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Where's Altru?
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Where's my husband?
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It's kind of a long story.
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Can we come in?
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We were just sitting
down to dinner.
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Please join us.
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It's not much, I'm afraid.
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Neeza's bled the people dry
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with his fines and ransoms.
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Tell me about it.
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He totally cheated us
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out of our bounty
for nabbing your husband.
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Ow!
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(GASPS)
Is this true?
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Kinda. We were misled,
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but we're going to make it
right and free your husband.
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Yeah, yeah, then we're gonna
clean out Neeza's vault
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and get what's owed us.
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Ow!
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I mean, we're gonna
give it all to
the needy villagers.
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Minus 10%
for pulling the job.
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What?
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We're not doing this
for units.
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We're going this because
somebody's going to get
a sled for Christmas
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00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,207
if it's the last thing I do.
256
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,476
This isn't
about Altru, is it?
257
00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:52,844
DRAX: Then it is decided.
258
00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:54,212
I will pry the key
to the vault
259
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:57,215
from Neeza's cold,
lifeless hand. (GRUNTS)
260
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,883
Huh?
I am Groot.
261
00:11:59,819 --> 00:12:01,386
Good idea, bud.
262
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,321
Me and Groot have learned
a valuable lesson
263
00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:05,390
from watching
that Christmas Carol story,
264
00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,525
namely how to use
a bunch of phony ghosts
265
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:09,394
to fleece
a superstitious old miser
266
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,595
out of his stash.
267
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,800
(BEEPING)
268
00:12:19,605 --> 00:12:21,272
PETER:
We got an entry point.
269
00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:24,442
So how do we get past
all the security cameras?
270
00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:26,811
"One foggy Christmas Eve."
271
00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:30,381
Oh, it's from a song.
272
00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:31,583
There's this red-nosed
reindeer,
273
00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:32,951
and he... Never mind.
274
00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:34,919
DRAX: How can a deer
be made of rain?
275
00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,354
PETER: I said never mind.
276
00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:53,138
(GRUNTS)
277
00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:00,311
I came up
with this whole idea.
278
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:01,813
How come I gotta wear
the dress?
279
00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:03,081
'Cause it fits you.
280
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:04,482
Now, quit whining.
281
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:05,950
(GRUMBLES)
282
00:13:06,318 --> 00:13:08,153
(SNORING)
283
00:13:08,654 --> 00:13:10,355
(DOOR OPENS)
284
00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:28,439
(IMITATING GHOST)
Neeza! Harken!
285
00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:30,441
(GASPS)
Who's there?
286
00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:32,844
We are evil spirits,
287
00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:36,614
come for the key
to your vault.
288
00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:38,449
Begone, spirits.
289
00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:40,518
The talisman commands you.
290
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:41,519
Talisman, shmalisman!
291
00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:43,655
That's how evil we are.
292
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:45,356
Now, give me the key,
293
00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:48,326
or I will take you
on a ghostly voyage.
294
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,495
You'll revisit every choice
295
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:55,099
that turned you
into the universally
despised scum you are.
296
00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:57,168
(SCOFFS)
Is that all?
297
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,770
When do we leave?
298
00:13:58,772 --> 00:14:00,205
Oh, yeah?
299
00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:03,174
Well, how about I give you
a little magical misery tour
300
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,810
of all the suffering your
krutackin' little ransom scam
301
00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:09,147
is causing all over
the planet right now?
302
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:13,017
(IN GHOST VOICE)
I am Groot.
303
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:16,154
And what is
this cheap trinket?
304
00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:17,488
It's your future
305
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:20,558
if you don't
hand over the key.
306
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,861
Eey-eey.
307
00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:24,395
What?
(GASPING)
308
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:25,830
I'll be...
309
00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:28,499
(STUTTERS) Poor?
310
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:30,969
Poor as a Kallusian
shrine-rodent.
311
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:33,204
(SCREAMS)
All right! All right!
312
00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:34,806
(GASPS)
313
00:14:34,808 --> 00:14:36,741
Hmm. That's it.
314
00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:41,079
(POWERING UP)
Meet my spirit blaster.
315
00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:43,982
ROCKET:
I'm starting to see why you
hate this holiday, Quill.
316
00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:50,788
Eat plasmacid, infernals!
317
00:14:52,491 --> 00:14:55,526
Dude! Hey, remember us?
Not ghosts.
318
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,262
(GASPS) You!
319
00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:59,097
You're worse than ghosts.
320
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:01,032
You're thieves.
321
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:03,167
(GRUNTING)
322
00:15:06,338 --> 00:15:07,639
Aah!
323
00:15:10,609 --> 00:15:12,243
ROCKET: Way to calm
him down, Quill.
324
00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:15,446
Really?
325
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:16,614
The sock drawer?
326
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:18,449
(GAMORA GRUNTING)
327
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:26,557
(GRUNTING)
328
00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:29,560
GAMORA: Let me guess.
The old man didn't
scare so easily?
329
00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:31,529
Ha! In your face!
330
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:34,332
You guys hit the vault.
Me and Gamora
will get Altru.
331
00:15:39,738 --> 00:15:42,573
Oh, I knew you
wouldn't abandon me.
332
00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:44,909
Really?
There's something
in you.
333
00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:47,445
I don't know
what you call it
where you come from.
334
00:15:48,414 --> 00:15:49,781
Christmas spirit.
335
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:51,449
I guess there was still
a drop or two left.
336
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,085
ROCKET:
Hurry up, Drax.
337
00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:56,154
This treasure
ain't gonna load itself.
338
00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:57,288
(DOOR BEEPS)
339
00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:00,491
I am Groot!
340
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:06,898
(YELLS)
341
00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:15,907
Go.
Gee, thanks, Quill.
342
00:16:15,909 --> 00:16:17,675
Huh, I wouldn't
have thought of that.
343
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:19,077
Sheesh.
344
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,382
Come on, you hunk of junk.
345
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,286
Krutack!
We're too heavy.
346
00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:29,921
(GRUNTS)
347
00:16:29,923 --> 00:16:31,923
No, no one gets left behind.
348
00:16:31,925 --> 00:16:33,691
I am Groot.
349
00:16:36,595 --> 00:16:38,262
Yes!
350
00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:40,832
(ALL GRUNT)
Thank you, Santa!
351
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,934
Hey, you finally got
your sled, Quill.
352
00:16:42,936 --> 00:16:45,169
Hmm? And I hope you know
how to drive it
353
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:46,504
'cause we got company!
354
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,072
(GRUNTING)
355
00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:58,282
And to all a good night!
Whoo-hoo!
356
00:16:58,284 --> 00:17:03,321
(GRUMBLING)
Fetch my possessions!
357
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:04,756
(ROARS)
358
00:17:12,297 --> 00:17:13,664
NEEZA: (OVER RADIO)
Spare the treasure!
359
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:16,401
Just force the vehicleto the ground!
360
00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:21,072
Oh, that's how
you wanna play, huh?
361
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:23,574
Hang on to your
pointy shoes, guys.
362
00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:27,879
PETER: Whoo-hoo!
363
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,313
GROOT: I am Groot!
364
00:17:34,686 --> 00:17:36,454
We are badly outnumbered.
365
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:40,391
I'd say that's the least
of our problems.
366
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,594
(ALL SCREAMING)
367
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,665
Huh! Let's see Santa
pull that move!
368
00:17:50,769 --> 00:17:52,503
Quill?
369
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:54,238
Uh, we could really use
some flying reindeer
370
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,339
right about now.
371
00:17:57,843 --> 00:17:59,677
(GROOT GRUNTS)
(PETER SCREAMS)
372
00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:04,782
Oh, that'll work, too.
373
00:18:07,386 --> 00:18:08,686
(ROARING)
374
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:12,757
Oh, come on!
375
00:18:17,062 --> 00:18:19,764
Attention, space rodent.
376
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,632
Return my treasure now,
377
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:22,934
or my precious
378
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:25,770
will devour your friends!
379
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,705
Or there's option
number three.
380
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:33,678
(YELPS)
381
00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:43,054
Huh. I'm actually starting
to like this snow stuff.
382
00:18:43,056 --> 00:18:45,890
Very well, you leave meno choice.
383
00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:48,092
I'm activatingthe failsafe device.
384
00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:51,496
I'll obliterate that craftin exactly five minutes
385
00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:53,331
if you don't return at once!
386
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,766
If I can't have my treasure,
387
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:58,903
no one will!
388
00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:00,671
ROCKET:
Oh, that's not good.
389
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:03,407
Here, pull hard and try not
to hit any mountains.
390
00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:04,609
What are you gonna do?
391
00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:05,810
Just try to stop us all
392
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:08,679
from whooshing into
an antimatter vortex.
393
00:19:10,782 --> 00:19:11,916
Either Rocket's been taking
394
00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:13,084
driving lessons from Drax,
395
00:19:13,086 --> 00:19:14,252
or they're in trouble.
396
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:15,686
Groot, get me under 'em.
397
00:19:18,957 --> 00:19:20,324
(GRUNTS)
398
00:19:21,793 --> 00:19:23,194
Aah!
399
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,968
Thanks.
I'll take it from here.
400
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:32,970
Aw, you gave up
your sled ride.
I'm touched.
401
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,305
What is that thing?
402
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:35,873
Oh, just
an antimatter generator.
403
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,842
Can you reprogram it?
404
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,777
(GRUMBLING)
405
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:42,180
No way,
but I can dislodge it.
406
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,315
Dislodge?
Is that Rocket-speak for
407
00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:45,716
"blow the krutack out of"?
408
00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:47,618
You mind?
I'm working here.
409
00:19:48,787 --> 00:19:50,388
(GROANS)
(GENERATOR BEEPING)
410
00:19:57,663 --> 00:19:58,796
(GROWLS)
411
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,967
(ROARS)
412
00:20:04,736 --> 00:20:06,170
ROCKET: Home, sweet home.
413
00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:08,506
And it ain't an empty
void of nothing.
414
00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:09,640
You're welcome.
415
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:17,915
Gather around, folks.
416
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:19,650
Plenty here for everyone.
417
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:21,919
(ALL GASPING)
418
00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:24,422
Nah, come on.
419
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:26,591
You can do better than that.
Here. I mean...
420
00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:28,793
It's flargin' Christmas.
Right, Quill?
421
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:32,363
Oh, wipe that smirk
off your face
422
00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:33,898
and give us a hand here,
will you?
423
00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:38,970
(PRECIOUS GROWLING)
424
00:20:42,941 --> 00:20:44,842
Ah, my precious!
425
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:47,345
What treasure of mine
did you retrieve?
426
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:52,383
(BEEPING RAPIDLY)
427
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:53,851
(WHIMPERS)
428
00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:54,752
(EXPLOSION)
429
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,087
(CROWD GASPS)
430
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:57,555
ROCKET: Ah.
431
00:20:57,557 --> 00:20:59,924
So that's what
an antimatter vortex
looks like.
432
00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:03,861
Help! Please!
433
00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:06,764
There's nothing to own here!
434
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,666
(SOBBING)
435
00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:11,869
I think just having
their father home
436
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:14,939
is the best gift
any of us can imagine.
437
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:16,674
A lot better than a sled.
438
00:21:19,978 --> 00:21:21,312
I made it.
439
00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:27,351
Merry Christmas, Peter.
440
00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:30,021
My little Star-Lord.
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