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Star-Lord
Super-Awesome Adventure Log.
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Well, I finally made
my way back to Earth,
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but things didn't quite
work out the way I planned.
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You see that glowy thing
Thanos is holding?
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That's the Cosmic Seed,
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a life-accelerating celestial
artifact so powerful
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it could spawn
a whole new galaxy,
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or destroy the one
we're currently standing in.
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Guess which one
Thanos wants to do.
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The power of the Cosmic Seed
is mine to wield.
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Let the galaxy tremble
before the might of Thanos!
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Only thing worse than
Thanos getting the Seed?
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His krutackin' gloating!
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Gloating is good, RoRocket
. Gloating means distracted,
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and distracted means we can take
the Cosmic Seed back from him...
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Now!
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Ah!
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Whoa. Check out the
green thumb on Thanos.
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I always assumed your father's
thumb was purple, Gamora.
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He's not my father, Drax.
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This is a wild
and unpredictable planet.
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It must be tamed.
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Hey, that's
my home turf you're dissing!
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I'll show you wild
and unpredictable!
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We have to get that Seed
away from Thanos.
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I'll clear a path.
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Your efforts are futile, child!
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I hate vegetables.
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I am Groot!
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Present company excepted.
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I prefer my vegetables frozen.
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I will rein in this
unwieldy force of nature
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and mold your entire planet
into my own superweapon.
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The power is too great!
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Whew.
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Huh. Yeah, I thought that
was gonna be a lot harder.
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I rule this planet
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and bend it
to the will of Thanos!
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Ain't used to saying this,
Quill, but you were right!
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Everybody, run for the Mi
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Hey, what do you furless
fatheads think you're doing?
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Nebula is my sister.
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I can't let her perish.
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And Ronan will perish
by my hands,
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not by a mountain
of crashing snow.
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Nobody's perishing
by anything today.
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Your efforts are worthless,
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so long as I remain in
contact with this planet.
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Hang on, guys. Me and Rocket'll
get the ship fired up.
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I am Groot!
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Well done, shrubbery.
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Leave me, sister.
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Without my bionic implants,
I am useless to Ronan.
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Then maybe it's time
you stopped serving him
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and took control
of your own destiny.
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I am Groot!
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Whoa!
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Hold on.
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By ancient Kree tradition,
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I now owe you my life,
Destroyer.
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I give it willingly.
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I do not accept
your gift, Ronan.
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When the time comes, I will take
your life from you in revenge!
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But now we must
cooperate to survive.
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I am Groo-oo-oot!
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Prepare to be devoured
by the very land I control.
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Rocket, I need those engines!
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I'm working on it, Quill!
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Allow me.
Huh?
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What are you doing?
Stopping Thanos!
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The only way to do that is to
sever his contact with the Earth.
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Already working on it.
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There is no escape from Thanos.
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Ronan, power up the tractor beam
with your Universal Remote.
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That's "Universal Weapon."
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Know what happens to cosmic beings
who mess with my planet, Thanos?
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They get taken for a ride!
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I approve of this ride.
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You don't know what my
father is capable of.
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You dare trifle with Thanos?
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Um, how come we're slowing?
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We're not.
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We're going in reverse.
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I am Groot?
Offhand, I'd say
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he's dragging us back down to Quill's
stinking mud-ball of a planet.
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Then he will fail.
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Nice going, Quill.
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Thanos is gonna take control
of your planet. Again.
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Oh, relax, Gamora.
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Earth is, like,
two-thirds water.
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He probably splashed down
in the middle of the ocean.
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Even better.
He landed on a dirt patch
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in some run-down city.
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Dude, that's Central Park.
He's in New York City!
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People of Earth, I am Thanos,
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your new lord and master.
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We have to stop Thanos before he
takes over Quill's entire planet.
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We'd sooner extinguish a thousand
suns than defeat our father.
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Can the stinkin'-thinkin',
negative Nebula.
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You're with the Guardians now.
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If we work together,
there's nothing we can't do.
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Agreed.
Huh?
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We must destroy the Earth.
Okay, we can't do that.
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We must prevent this disease
from spreading.
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My ship is equipped
with a Quantum Bomb
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that will easily vaporize
your world.
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I will not allow this, Ronan.
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Or have you forgotten
you still owe me your life?
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My debt is to you alone,
Destroyer.
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But in deference to your allies,
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I will delay my
destruction of the Earth
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for one hour.
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Come, Nebula.
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Sister, wait.
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So, what do we do now?
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Call for backup.
Big backup.
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Hello. You have reached
Knowhere Security Chief.
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Cosmo cannot take call.
Please not to leave message.
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Cosmo read mind and reply
telepathically as soon as available.
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Do svidanya.
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Okay, new plan.
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After Ronan destroys Thanos, I
will enact my revenge on Ronan.
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But won't Earth
be destroyed too?
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Do not vex me
with details, woman!
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Hang on. With the remaining
cosmic energy
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in this Asgardian container...
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Oh, this is gonna be good.
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My Pocket Dimension
Storage Vial...
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Let us hear more.
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And this roll of duct tape...
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Uh-huh. Go on.
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Ah, that's as far as I got.
Useless rodent.
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Seriously, Rocket?
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Hey, I don't hear you losers
coming up with a plan!
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That was not a plan! That wasn't
even 12 percent of a plan!
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Hey, that was easily
23 percent of a plan!
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Ha-ha.
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And your fake laugh's
no better than mine. Huh?
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I am Groot.
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I am Groot!
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Wait. You wanna spread
those little Grootlings
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all around the city
to fight back Thanos' weeds
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before they can
take over the planet?
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I am Groot.
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But it'll use up the thing
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that's supposed to grow back
your whole civilization.
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We are Groot!
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Thanos' purple vines of evil are
spreading throughout the entire city!
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No problem, Drax.
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'Cause we're gonna plant
our own vines of good.
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And then we'll have the entire
city covered in Grootlings
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before Thanos
even knows we're here.
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Persistent little gnats.
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They will be crushed.
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Okay, so maybe slightly
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after Thanos knows we're here.
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No weed's gonna stop my ship.
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Come on. Come on!
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Rocket,
focus on Groot-dusting.
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We'll keep Thanos distracted.
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Yo, bud! How goes
the planting season?
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I am Groot!
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Keep it up, guys.
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We almost got
the whole island covered.
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Unfortunately, so does Thanos.
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He has grown into a giant!
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Dude, that's
the Statue of Liberty!
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I'm caught!
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As am I!
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It's all you, Rocket!
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Last of the Grootlings
seeded. Time to sprout!
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I am Groot!
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What do you mean you need
more time for 'em to sprout?
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Hmm?
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Time's up, Guardians.
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Prepare the Quantum Bomb.
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Ronan.
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Planet Earth will be cleansed
of the stench of Thanos.
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Your idle threats bore me, boy.
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It is no mere threat, Thanos,
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but a cure for
your contamination.
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Come on. Come on!
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Nebula, do not let Ronan
destroy this planet.
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Earth means nothing
to me, sister.
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Besides, I couldn't stop Ronan
now, even if I wanted to.
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Did you learn nothing in our
time under Thanos together?
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You're more than bionics.
You're my sister.
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And you're too smart to vaporize
the greatest bounty in the galaxy.
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Quantum Bomb ready for launch.
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Lord Ronan,
are you certain it's wise
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to sacrifice the Cosmic Seed
to eliminate Thanos?
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And what would you do
with the Seed?
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Use it to restore that weak
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and pathetic body of yours?
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I tried curing you once.
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It was a miserable failure.
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Perhaps you should be cleansed
along with your traitorous sister.
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You are less than
useless to me now.
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I am not useless!
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Seven,
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six, five, four,
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three, two, one.
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Bomb deployment malfunction.
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I shall deliver Thanos
his demise in person!
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I'm coming for you, Thanos!
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Not if I come for you
first, Ronan.
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Huh?
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Do not attempt to defy forces
beyond your grasp, Accuser.
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You would do well to heed
your own advice, Titan.
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Arrogant fool.
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Hmm.
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Holy krutack!
You did it, Ronan.
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You stopped Thanos!
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The paralysis
is merely temporary.
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Just enough time to allow
the Quantum Bomb to detonate.
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I'm okay.
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In mere moments,
Thanos and the Earth
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will be annihilated.
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Hould I survive this explosion,
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I will hunt you down to
the ends of the universe!
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Nobody's surviving nothing if Groot
don't find that Quantum Bomb.
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I am Groot.
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The only one who can dispose
of Ronan's bomb is Thanos.
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And we're powerless
to revive him.
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No. I still have
the greatest power of all.
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The power to annoy.
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Hey. Hey. Hey.
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You gonna take that krutack
from helmet-head, huh?
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Some evil planet-controlling
despot you turned out to be.
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Bet you couldn't get rid of that
Quantum Bomb if you tried... Ah!
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You will address your
planet-controlling despot with respect!
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Huh? No!
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Let that serve
as a warning to all
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who defy the will of Thanos!
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Okay, Groot. While he's
still gloating. Now!
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I am Groot!
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- I am Groot!
- Way to go, bud!
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Your saplings are kicking the
sap out of Thanos! I am Groot!
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I am Groot!
What trickery is this?
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Yield, weeds!
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Thanos controls the very life
force of this soil. I am Groot!
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Oh, yeah? Looks like you're gonna have to
fight Groot and his Grootlings for it.
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So be it.
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Everyone, form a perimeter
and protect Groot.
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Thanos will not
be defeated by weeds!
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I am Groot!
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Just focus on Thanos.
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Can't you see we're trying?
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Only Thanos will
master this land.
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Huh?
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Argh!
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I'm gonna make another
run for the Seed.
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I am Groot.
I am Groot. I am Groot.
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I am Groot. I am Groot. The
fresh blooms of springtime.
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I am Groot. I am Groot.
I am Groot.
256
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- I am Groot.
- Laid waste
257
00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:36,240
by an early frost!
258
00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,550
Gotta love those Asgardians.
259
00:17:43,580 --> 00:17:46,480
They can build a box that not
only holds the Cosmic Seed,
260
00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:48,620
but lets me absorb
all its energy from you.
261
00:17:50,490 --> 00:17:53,590
Or perish in the attempt!
262
00:17:53,620 --> 00:17:56,450
Ah!
263
00:18:04,570 --> 00:18:08,470
Oh-ho, so painful!
264
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,400
Everybody, run!
265
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:12,240
What?
Whoa!
266
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:17,320
There is no escape from Thanos.
267
00:18:23,190 --> 00:18:26,560
You will not take the Cosmic
Seed from me, Earthling.
268
00:18:26,590 --> 00:18:29,290
Technically,
it's half-Earthling.
269
00:18:29,330 --> 00:18:32,560
Ah, yes, you fight
for this planet,
270
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,600
yet you are not truly of it.
271
00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:37,540
You are neither
human nor Spartax,
272
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outlaw nor hero.
273
00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:42,270
You are nothing.
274
00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:46,370
Not true. I come from a long line
of legendary outlaw heroes...
275
00:18:46,410 --> 00:18:50,680
Ali Baba, Robin,
Bad, Bad Leroy Brown...
276
00:18:50,710 --> 00:18:54,580
Then I will be sure
your entire planet witnesses
277
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as I obliterate
this Leroy Brown.
278
00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:05,430
It's harvest time.
279
00:19:10,230 --> 00:19:12,560
Peter, take my hand.
280
00:19:23,380 --> 00:19:25,450
This feeble display of unity
281
00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:28,310
may have defeated
lesser beings like Ronan,
282
00:19:28,350 --> 00:19:30,450
but it will take
much more than that
283
00:19:30,490 --> 00:19:33,220
to bring down Thanos.
284
00:19:33,260 --> 00:19:35,330
And so it shall.
285
00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:37,160
I am Groot!
286
00:19:51,310 --> 00:19:54,280
I am Groot. I am Groot.
287
00:19:54,310 --> 00:19:58,420
You may hold
the Cosmic Seed for now,
288
00:19:58,450 --> 00:20:02,550
but you will never defeat
the might of Thanos.
289
00:20:02,590 --> 00:20:06,360
Nobody threatens Bad, Bad
Leroy Brown on my watch.
290
00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:16,260
Now let's get off this planet before
we actually find out what that means.
291
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:18,240
Bad, Bad Leroy Brown!
292
00:20:18,270 --> 00:20:20,440
He's the baddest man
in the whole...
293
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:22,570
Pull us up, Groot, now!
294
00:20:36,590 --> 00:20:38,560
No, seriously.
It's a song.
295
00:20:38,590 --> 00:20:40,590
Will you focus?
296
00:20:40,620 --> 00:20:43,380
Hey, who are you guys?
297
00:20:43,430 --> 00:20:46,300
We're the Guardians
of the krutackin' Galaxy.
298
00:20:46,330 --> 00:20:48,270
Who the flarg are you?
299
00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:49,670
Whoa!
Easy, fur-ball.
300
00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:52,500
I just wanna get a selfie
with you guys.
301
00:20:52,530 --> 00:20:54,630
What's a selfie?
Seriously?
302
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:57,480
Where you been, man?
Outer space?
303
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:03,450
Scanners show
no signs of Thanos.
304
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:07,290
Maybe he hopped the D train
to Coney Island. I am Groot.
305
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:10,620
You seriously gotta reabsorb all
them weeds back into you, bud.
306
00:21:10,650 --> 00:21:12,180
But first...
307
00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:14,660
Dance party!
308
00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:17,430
I'm a shooting star
leaping through the sky
309
00:21:17,460 --> 00:21:22,300
Like a tiger defying
the laws of gravity
310
00:21:22,330 --> 00:21:24,460
I'm a racing car
passing by
311
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,500
-
Like Lady Godiva
- So long, Earth!
312
00:21:26,540 --> 00:21:28,670
I'm gonna go, go, go
You're welcome!
313
00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:31,370
There's no stopping me
314
00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:35,970
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