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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: {324}{410}Castle Duckula--|home for many centuries... {412}{532}to a dreadful dynasty|of vicious vampire ducks. {534}{603}The Counts of Duckula! {605}{688}Legend has it that|these fowl beings can be destroyed... {691}{780}by a stake through the heart|or exposure to sunlight. {783}{833}This does not suffice, however... {835}{879}for they may be brought back to life... {881}{931}by means of a sacred rite... {933}{993}that can be performed once a century... {996}{1067}when the moon|is in the eighth house of Aquarius! {1070}{1139}- Batswing blood.|- I'll get it! {1142}{1235}The latest reincarnation|did not run according to plan. {1258}{1274}Ooh! {1314}{1372}In the heart of Transylvania {1375}{1424}In the Vampire Hall of Fame, yeah {1427}{1485}There's not a vampire zanier than {1487}{1528}Duckula {1530}{1579}He won't bite beast or man {1581}{1630}'Cause he's a vegetarian {1632}{1696}And things never run to plan for {1698}{1741}Duckula {1743}{1793}If you're lookin' for some fun {1795}{1845}You can always count upon {1848}{1907}The far-out, wacky one they call {1909}{1937}Duckula {1939}{1984}Heh heh! Count Duckula! {1986}{2011}Heh heh heh! {2422}{2563}On a jagged finger of rock|stands Castle Duckula... {2566}{2648}known only in the nearby village as... {2650}{2698}Castle Duckula. {2700}{2780}It is the grim and fearful home... {2782}{2910}of the last in a long line|of vampire barons... {2912}{2964}Count Duckula! {3012}{3069}It's Nanny, Master Duckula... {3071}{3141}with your hot cocoa and chocky bickies. {3143}{3175}Oh, good. Come in, Nanny. {3220}{3310}Nanny, why can't you come through|the door like everyone else? {3312}{3426}Oh, the door!|Oh! I'd forgotten all about it. {3428}{3464}Hang on. {3467}{3513}I'm very sorry, milord. {3516}{3566}- I might've been killed!|- I know, sir. {3568}{3614}And I haven't paid the electricity bill... {3616}{3662}from the last time|you brought me back to life. {3664}{3702}Yes, sir, l-- {3705}{3789}Ah, got it right this time.|Heh! Come in! {3791}{3837}Nanny, now look what you've done. {3839}{3933}Oh, Duckypoos,|you said to come through the door. {3935}{3979}I give up. I just give up. {3981}{4043}Cocoa and chocky bickies. {4045}{4088}Huh! Chocky bickies. {4090}{4123}There! {4161}{4219}I do wish you wouldn't do that, Nanny. {4221}{4267}Not half as much as I do. {4269}{4339}Last time you killed|three chambermaids and a footman. {4341}{4411}Oh, they was only part time, sir. {4414}{4495}And the little blonde one|never dusted the picture rails. {4497}{4565}That is it!|I am not standing any more of this. {4567}{4599}I am giving up my title! {4601}{4652}I am going to run away|to South America! {4655}{4726}Oh, sir! Think of the family name. {4729}{4791}Huh! Who wants to think "Duckula"? {4794}{4884}Sir, come with me|into the picture gallery. {4886}{4946}Let me remind you|of your proud inheritance. {4948}{4995}Uh-uh! I am not coming! {4997}{5075}Nanny will have to stay here|while she rebuilds the dining room. {5077}{5110}So, what's one more time? {5112}{5171}Oh, sir! {5252}{5291}Here! Hang on, you lot. {5294}{5316}What's up, guv? {5319}{5385}I like the look of that there castle. {5388}{5418}What's the guidebook say? {5420}{5468}Um, hang about. {5470}{5558}Castle Duckula, ancestral home|of the Duckula family... {5561}{5616}traditional vampire barons|of Transylvania. {5618}{5651}'Ere, guv, vampires! {5654}{5683}Oh, don't be stupid. {5685}{5734}It just says that to get|the tourists in. Get on with it. {5736}{5774}All right. High quality dungeons... {5776}{5826}good assortment, antique prisoners... {5828}{5892}most family silver|already nicked by butler... {5894}{5954}but big collection, family portraits. {5956}{5982}Beware of the werewolf. {5985}{6075}Werewolf, eh?|Ooh. Uh, when's full moon? {6078}{6100}Next week, chief. {6103}{6139}Oh, well, that's all right, then. {6141}{6262}So, they got a lot of|valualable paintings, have they? {6264}{6326}It'll be our best job|since we done the Tower of London. {6328}{6358}Get the gear out. {6398}{6501}And this, milord,|is Count Duckula the Third. {6503}{6594}A delightful portrait|of His Grace at an early age... {6596}{6670}biting the neck of his teddy bear. {6673}{6742}Igor, I really don't want|to hear about these old fogies. {6745}{6853}Old fogies, sir?|They were ancestors to be proud of. {6855}{6882}Oh, yeah. {6885}{7004}Why, I remember, milord,|when your great-great-grandfather... {7026}{7083}Come on, lads.|Another fifty foot... {7085}{7123}and we'll have reached|the picture gallery. {7126}{7168}Have you got the-- {7229}{7261}Oh, chief, what's that? {7263}{7311}Makes your flesh creep, don't it? {7314}{7372}Must be the werewolf. Come on. {7404}{7487}Now, give it a tickle|with me feather duster... {7489}{7547}and it'll be as right as rain. {7550}{7623}She's ticklin' it|with a feather duster. {7626}{7675}No wonder it's howlin'.|Hang on a mo', lads. {7677}{7720}- There!|- Oof! {7722}{7756}Ah... {7758}{7784}What's up, chief? {7786}{7856}Ah...Ah... {7858}{7891}A what, chief? {7893}{7919}Ah-choo! {7921}{7980}- Hey!|- Whoa! {8069}{8107}- Hey, what was that?|- Sir? {8109}{8161}That series of thuds,|like falling bodies hitting the deck. {8163}{8224}That'll be Nanny making pastry, milord. {8226}{8259}- Oh.|- Shall I continue? {8261}{8311}- Yes, please don't.|- Thank you, sir. {8314}{8421}Then we come, sir,|to your great-uncle's great-uncle... {8423}{8465}the Archduck Merganser. {8467}{8539}Look, lgor, I don't want to know|about my boring old ancestors. {8541}{8624}Boring, milord?|The Archduck was far from boring. {8626}{8672}He was a famous Egyptologist. {8674}{8745}He spent a lifetime|searching the Great Pyramid. {8747}{8792}Pyramid?|Where they buried the pharaohs? {8794}{8833}Exactly, sir. {8836}{8924}Isn't my family interested|in anything but tombs? {8926}{8977}A pyramid, sir,|is much more than a tomb. {8980}{9064}It is a storehouse|of priceless treasures. {9066}{9164}In his memoirs, the Archduck|wrote of strange discoveries... {9167}{9206}within that massive monument. {9208}{9247}Strange discoveries? {9249}{9302}- A 3-wheeled deckchair.|- That's strange. {9304}{9394}A simulated snakeskin|extendable canary lead. {9396}{9465}- And that's strange!|- Mmm! Not only that! {9467}{9530}But one day, as he penetrated|the secret depths... {9532}{9589}of the Pharaoh Upshi's tomb... {9591}{9666}he stumbled upon a great stone altar. {9669}{9756}Ow! Ha ha!|What great stupid idiot left that there? {9759}{9834}Then, as he mused|on this marvelous discovery... {9837}{9904}Marvelous?|I nearly broke me blessed foot! {9907}{10018}...there entered two strange figures|with weird hair... {10020}{10058}Iooking like the walking dead. {10060}{10128}I know, I know!|Sylvester and Stallone, huh? {10130}{10183}- Not so, milord.|- Of course they weren't! {10185}{10224}No, milord, they were... {10226}{10304}Hoomite, High Priest of the Sun God Ra... {10307}{10351}and my assistant Yubi. {10353}{10388}Pleased to meet you, I'm sure. {10390}{10473}Then everything went black... {10476}{10533}and the Archduck knew no more. {10535}{10569}Knew no more what? {10572}{10666}Knew no more than I do where|the mystic saxophone lay hidden. {10669}{10713}The mystic saxophone? {10716}{10771}What the Archduck|was searching for, milord. {10773}{10812}Well, you never mentioned that! {10814}{10871}- I'm sure I did, milord.|- No, you did not! {10873}{10943}Here, did he mention|a mystic saxophone? {10945}{11010}Uh, I don't know.|Did he mention a mystic saxophone? {11012}{11111}I don't know. Uh, did he mention|the mystic saxophone? {11114}{11167}- Uh...no.|- No. {11169}{11213}- Uh, no.|- He never mentioned it. {11215}{11253}You see? You never mentioned it. {11256}{11300}Oh, I do apologize, sir. {11302}{11374}Milord, it's rather stuffy in here. {11377}{11440}Excuse me while I open a window. {11442}{11518}- Aah!|- Aah! {11608}{11674}- Nanny's pastry?|- Nanny's pastry, sir. {11676}{11722}Yes, the mystic saxophone. {11724}{11783}Yeah, now, that does sound|interesting. Tell me more. {11785}{11905}It was the mystic saxophone|of the Pharoah Zooten Simoun the XVll. {11907}{11980}And the legend tells|that anyone who plays it... {11982}{12046}has the power over life and death... {12048}{12100}of all the forces of the universe. {12102}{12153}Wow. Wowee. Wow.|I could be famous. {12155}{12200}I could fill the Hollywood Bowl... {12202}{12249}Madison Square Gardens... {12251}{12306}the Transylvania Roxy. {12308}{12380}Oh! Oh, no, what have I done? {12382}{12456}No matter. Think what he will... {12458}{12519}the dark powers|of the mystic saxophone... {12522}{12587}shall lead him not to stardom... {12590}{12661}but to a life of evil. {12664}{12738}Yes, yes. That's it, that's it.|We'll find the mystic saxophone. {12740}{12784}Igor, lgor, you're the greatest. {12786}{12829}We're off! We're off to Egypt! {12831}{12864}Ha ha! Come on, come on! {12922}{12984}Please, sir.|What will the neighbors say? {12986}{13039}Nah, forget the portraits. {13042}{13087}No one's going to want|to buy them anyway. {13090}{13183}What we're going for|is this here mystic saxophone. {13186}{13215}It'll fetch millions. {13217}{13262}Great, chief. Yeah, where is it? {13264}{13326}Ah, that's the tricky bit--Egypt. {13329}{13355}- Egypt?|- Egypt? {13357}{13439}Egypt--that's about three thousand miles. {13442}{13471}What, as the crow flies? {13473}{13577}Oh, shut up.|Now, how are we going to get there? {13633}{13737}Now, Egypt--valley of the kings. {13811}{13858}Oh! W-What's happening? {13860}{13908}Oh, oh, I don't like this, chief. {14180}{14217}We're here. Come on, everybody. {14219}{14268}Oh, oh! {14270}{14345}Isn't this thick pile carpet lovely? {14348}{14403}That, Nanny, is the Sahara. {14405}{14465}Well, I knew it wasn't broadloom. {14468}{14532}Oh, that's the best mirage|I've seen all week. {14535}{14582}Oh, that's not a mirage. {14585}{14626}I'll bet you fifty piasters it is. {14628}{14687}- You're on.|- Right, watch this. {14689}{14733}Ooh! {14735}{14795}Ah, there you are. I told you so. {14798}{14857}They're funny looking mountains,|ain't they, chief? {14859}{14888}Mountains? {14890}{14956}Stone the crows, they're pyramids. {14958}{15043}Oh, Transylvanian pyramids. {15045}{15119}Egyptian pyramids. We're in Egypt. {15121}{15173}Oh, oh. {15176}{15256}That daft duck's given us|a free trip to Egypt. {15258}{15284}Come on, lads. {15286}{15359}We'll get the mystic saxophone|before they do. {15442}{15486}Must be a window somewhere. {15659}{15733}Isn't it lovely wallpaper? {15735}{15807}Oh, sir, let me give her a pasting. {15809}{15840}- Look, sir.|- Huh? What? {15843}{15865}A statue. {15868}{15909}Of course it's not me.|I don't look anything like that. {15911}{16004}I mean, sir, that it is a statue|to guard the dead-- {16006}{16062}a statue of the god Anubis. {16064}{16146}- Master Duckula, close your eyes.|- Close my eyes? {16148}{16222}I won't have you looking|at people with no clothes on. {16225}{16255}What are you talking about? {16257}{16321}Not a nudist, Nanny, Anubis. {16323}{16380}It's a statue of Anubis. {16382}{16430}Oh, what's the use? {16432}{16454}Where are we now, lgor? {16456}{16507}We are in the lower chamber, sir. {16510}{16554}You can tell by the hieroglyphics. {16557}{16594}Ha ha, and don't tell me-- {16596}{16647}you know|when you're in the upper chamber... {16650}{16695}from the lower-oglyphics. {16698}{16733}Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! {16735}{16818}I would rather not,|if I may say so, milord, know that. {16821}{16869}Thank you. Ahem. Well, come on, then. {16871}{16930}While we're at it,|we'll see if we can find out... {16932}{16982}where they buried|your sense of humor. {16985}{17056}Sense of humor. Ugh. {17105}{17167}Hey, Sviatoslav. {17169}{17203}Yes, Dmitri. {17205}{17289}What are they calling a pyramid|with windows in it? {17292}{17393}How should I know what they are|calling a pyramid with windows in it? {17395}{17454}A tomb with a view. Ha ha ha! {17456}{17505}A tomb with a view. {17508}{17590}So, where is this pyramid|with windows? {17592}{17687}Oh, flap off, you silly old bat. {17689}{17734}- Oh!|- Ow! {17736}{17759}Whoa! {17761}{17810}Ow, ow, ow, ow! Ooh! {17812}{17875}Well, there's only one thing for it, lads. {17877}{17925}- What's that, chief?|- We'll have to use the door. {17927}{17955}Come on. {18049}{18119}Oh, look at the mess in here. {18122}{18187}I wish I'd brought my feather duster. {18189}{18235}Or even your feather brain. {18237}{18279}Yes, that'd be nice. {18281}{18375}We must be getting close to the sacred|burial place of Zooten Simoun. {18377}{18446}How do you mean, feather brain? {18597}{18624}What is that, sir? {18627}{18681}According to the guidebook,|it's a ritual chest. {18683}{18756}This is where the mummified|entrails of the dead are stored. {18758}{18842}Oh, sir, it's home from home. {18844}{18883}And look at this-- {18886}{18968}a statue of the goddess Serket,|guardian of the dead. {18970}{19001}- Serket?|- Serket. {19004}{19031}It's very small. {19033}{19076}That's because she was a short Serket. {19079}{19119}Ha ha ha! A short Serket. {19122}{19198}Transylvanian Roxy, here I come.|Ba da da da da da! {19200}{19285}Now, you lot, we're going|to set a trap for Count Duckula. {19288}{19321}Stay with me, and-- {19323}{19357}- Whoa!|- Whoa! {19360}{19400}- Aah!|- Aah! {19402}{19468}Waah! {19511}{19535}What was that? {19537}{19646}Well, it couldn't be|Nanny's pastry this time, sir. {19673}{19756}So, when Count Duckula and his lot... {19758}{19796}comes through the door... {19798}{19864}- Here, pay attention.|- Yeah, I am paying attention. {19866}{19928}That, you idiot, is a mummy.|I'm over here. {19931}{19996}Hey? Oh, yeah, sorry, guv.|Ha ha. Here, guv? {19999}{20059}- Oh, what now?|- Why are you talking to that mummy? {20061}{20127}Because...|Eh? Oh, Gordon Bennett. {20129}{20182}- Listen.|- Yes, guv? {20184}{20242}What happens is this. {20244}{20317}- They comes in through the door.|- Through the door. {20319}{20367}-Trips over the rope.|- Over the rope. {20369}{20426}- Down comes the slab.|- The slab. {20429}{20451}- Wallop.|- Wallop. {20454}{20526}- And the mystic saxophone is mine.|- And the mystic saxophone is yours. {20528}{20581}Ha ha! That's clever, that is.|Which door? {20583}{20626}It doesn't make any difference,|because-- {20628}{20657}Shh! Listen. {20659}{20705}They're coming.|Against the wall, quick. {20707}{20760}No, no, Nanny, this is the door. {20763}{20798}Are you sure, Duckypoos? {20800}{20862}- Ha ha. Duckypoos.|- Yeah, yeah. {20864}{20899}He's going to be squashypoos. {20902}{20956}Ha ha! Squashypoos. {20958}{21005}I think this is the door. {21007}{21045}Oh, all right, have it your own way. {21085}{21155}There you are.|I told you this was the way. {21157}{21247}Well, Nanny, no one can say|you haven't had a lot of openings in life. {21249}{21271}Come on, lgor. {21273}{21360}Yes, sir. That's very good, sir--|openings in life. {21466}{21512}I don't believe it. I just don't believe it. {21514}{21564}I think it was meant to be a joke, guv. {21567}{21595}Not that, you brainless. {21597}{21643}Oh, I'm just going back--|something I saw. {21645}{21691}Oh, now we'll nab him. {21693}{21733}Ah, here it is--a used piece of rope. {21736}{21769}Oh, no. {21867}{21943}OK. Elastic bands in place, are they? {21945}{21968}Yes, guv. {21970}{21999}Now, listen, you lot. {22001}{22110}We pushes this here rock|along the corridor, OK? {22113}{22137}- OK.|- OK. {22140}{22188}When we reach full stretch... {22191}{22257}the peg goes in the hole, OK? {22260}{22287}- OK.|- OK. {22289}{22410}Then when Count flippin' Duckula|and his family restrainers comes along... {22412}{22499}we pulls the peg out and wallop, OK? {22501}{22528}- OK.|- OK. {22530}{22568}All together, then. Push! {22571}{22596}- Uhh!|- Uhh! {22598}{22657}Push! Push! {22659}{22690}- Ooh!|- Uhh! {22692}{22752}Right. Drop the peg in. {22755}{22834}- Peg?|- Drop the peg in the hole. {22836}{22872}I thought you had the peg. {22875}{22914}Oh, I give it to you. {22916}{22956}Oh. Oh, here it is. I got it, guv. {22958}{23025}- Whoa!|- Whoa! {23108}{23198}From what it said|in the Archduck Merganser's memoirs... {23200}{23264}I think we must be nearing|the ancient relic. {23266}{23305}No, no, we've never got away from her. {23307}{23380}No, not Nanny, master--|the mystic saxophone. {23382}{23459}Yeah, the m--|you see, that was a joke there. {23461}{23528}Um, you see, lgor, l--oh, forget it. {23530}{23593}From now on,|we should look out for traps. {23595}{23641}- Traps?|- lngenious traps... {23643}{23702}meant to prevent anyone|reaching the saxophone. {23704}{23762}I likes a bit of relish. {23764}{23854}Relic, Nanny, relic. {23856}{23916}Listen, don't talk|such romantic rubbish, lgor. {23919}{23958}I mean, there aren't any--aah! {23960}{24007}Oh! {24116}{24147}He's coming round. {24149}{24205}Uhh. Oh, where am l? {24208}{24295}You are in the secret temple|of the great god Ra... {24297}{24375}you who have trespassed|in Upshi's sacred tomb. {24377}{24449}Oh. Oh, no. Who are you? {24451}{24540}I am Hoomite, High Priest|of the Great God Ra... {24543}{24600}and this is my assistant Yubi. {24602}{24650}- Delighted, I'm sure.|- Ah, hello. {24652}{24703}- Who might you be?|- Yes, I got that. {24706}{24739}No, who might you be? {24741}{24783}I know, I know. You said that already. {24785}{24811}So, you will not tell me? {24813}{24858}Well, I hardly need to, do l? {24860}{24920}We shall see about that. Yubi, you try. {24923}{24976}Oh, very well, master. Listen. Ahem. {24978}{25033}I am Yubi, right? {25036}{25105}No, wrong. I am, you are. {25108}{25174}Oh. There, master. He is Yewar. {25176}{25222}- So, you are Yewar.|- I am not, I am not. {25224}{25282}Ah, you are Nott.|He is not Yewar. He is Nott. {25284}{25310}You are Yewar. {25312}{25360}I am not Yewar. {25362}{25403}Oh, call me not Yewar. {25405}{25478}I am not Yewar. I am not Nott. I am Yubi. {25480}{25572}Ahem.|Look, let us get this sorted out, OK? {25574}{25651}- I am not Nott, OK?|- OK. {25654}{25720}- I am not Yewar, OK?|- OK. {25722}{25811}But you are Hoomite,|and you are Yubi, OK? {25813}{25836}- OK.|- OK. {25838}{25866}- Whew.|- But-- {25869}{25904}- Yes?|- Who might you be? {25906}{25930}Aah! {26017}{26050}I can't--I can't stand anymore. {26052}{26088}No, of course you can't stand anymore. {26090}{26148}We've tied you to the sacrificial altar--|and serve you right. {26150}{26260}Yes, all who trespass in the great|Pharoah Upshi's sacred tomb shall die. {26262}{26326}Hmm. All? {26328}{26370}You are but the latest of many. {26372}{26422}Our legends say|that when the great god Ra... {26424}{26476}has had his fill of human sacrifice... {26478}{26528}then Upshi shall rise from the dead. {26530}{26571}Ah, human sacrifice. {26573}{26644}Well, more or less human sacrifice.|I mean, give or take a feather. {26646}{26687}Now, wait a minute.|You can't do this to me. {26689}{26728}Oh, you just hang around and see.|Ha ha! {26730}{26819}We must, in order that our great|Pharoah Upshi may rule again. {26822}{26870}Yes, he shall have his fill. {26872}{26929}- Who, Ra?|- And Upshi rises. {26931}{26977}Hoorah and up she rises {26979}{27024}Hoorah and up she rises {27026}{27063}Hoorah and up she rises {27065}{27096}Early in the morning {27098}{27121}Excuse me. {27123}{27146}Put him in the longboat till he's sober {27148}{27175}No, no, excuse me. {27178}{27213}Put him in the longboat till he's sober {27215}{27242}Oh, please, stop. {27245}{27284}Hey, wait a minute. Huh? {27286}{27320}I think I'm going to be seasick. {27323}{27352}Well, not in here. {27354}{27398}Oh, excuse me. {27400}{27435}Oh, now, then. {27438}{27503}It is Upshi!|He has cast off his wrappings! {27506}{27571}Here, you watch it, saucy. {27573}{27607}- Upshi?|- Oh! {27609}{27691}Oh, yes, look at that. Look. {27693}{27719}I don't believe it. {27722}{27768}- Upshi rises! Upshi rises!|- Upshi rises! Upshi rises! {27771}{27836}Nothing of the sort. Don't be so silly. {27839}{27873}Here, who might you be? {27875}{27911}He knows us! He knows us! {27914}{27989}I see Henosus,|but who might you be? {27991}{28072}No! No, no, not again!|I'm not going through all that again. {28074}{28106}Come on, Nanny, quick! {28185}{28219}Follow them! {28273}{28339}Oh, look at that. The poor soul. {28342}{28388}I expect he fell off his camel. {28391}{28417}No, Nanny, that's a mummy. {28419}{28498}Oh, of course. Oh, how silly of me. {28500}{28561}I expect she fell off her camel. {28563}{28638}Oh, sir... {28640}{28691}wouldn't that look lovely in the lobby? {28693}{28737}Nanny, please, don't! You'll drop it. {28739}{28767}I'll what, sir? {28770}{28801}For goodness sake, drop it. {28803}{28854}Oh, very good, milord. {28856}{28944}Now, look at that. Look at it--|the priceless converted to the worthless. {28946}{28972}By the brainless. {28974}{29018}Hmm. Wait a minute. {29020}{29100}Look, that's it!|That's the mystic saxophone. {29103}{29129}Did you hear that? {29131}{29214}I hope you washed that|before you put it in your mouth. {29217}{29249}Silence, Nanny. {29251}{29350}A single blow, and we shall be|the servants of the emperor of evil. {29530}{29593}Oh, what a noise. {29596}{29649}It's enough to waken the dead. {29651}{29681}The dead. {29932}{30018}Oh! Oh, no! What's happening? {30020}{30067}- Oh!|- Gordon Bennett. {30092}{30160}No! No, no, let go! {30162}{30221}Put me down! No, Nanny! {30223}{30282}Oh, milord, make her stop! {30285}{30350}Heh heh! Not likely. This is great! {30352}{30403}Upshi rises, Upshi rises. {30406}{30482}Nanny, these gentlemen|are requesting the next dance. {30555}{30625}I don't want to spoil the party,|milord... {30627}{30693}but it is nearly time|to return to Transylvania. {30696}{30755}Oh, don't be a drag, lgor. {31113}{31187}See, I told you it was a mirage. {31399}{31485}But in the ancient desert sands... {31487}{31607}evil is once more making its foul way.... {31609}{31718}towards civilization. {31720}{31770}I did tell you it was time, milord. {31772}{31862}All right, all right.|Nobody likes a know-all. {31864}{31921}Oh, oh, look at them. {31923}{31991}Now, that's a mirage. {31993}{32064}Good night out there... {32067}{32129}whatever you are. 22666

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