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♪
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We've arrived in
the Portelo system, Captain.
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Any idea what we're
supposed to be doing?
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Starfleet was unusually
tight-lipped on the details.
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The whole mission's classified.
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Take us in.
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MARINER:
I wonder what
the big mystery is.
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Ugh, I hope it's not
a Romulan Neutral Zone thing.
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Spy stuff's so boring.
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-[device trills]
-Uh, ah, ah, man.
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Whatever it is, I have to start
with holodeck waste removal.
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-Blech.
-TENDI: I don't know,
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but I can't wait
to find out with you.
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'Sup, ladies? How's science?
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We just catalogued some
pretty cool hydrogen samples.
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Hydrogen is the most common
element in the universe.
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Sweet. See you guys at lunch.
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Boimler, make sure you
shower first. Holodeck duty.
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Your odor will be repulsive.
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Oh, thank you so much, T'Lyn.
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You are welcome.
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-[grunts]
-Oh-ho-ho.
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Don't get too used to this kind
of work, Mr. Boimler.
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Promotions are coming up, and
I think you'll be very happy.
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Wait, really? I-I...
[clears throat]
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I'm getting a promotion?
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As long as nothing
goes sideways today,
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you'll be a lieutenant
junior grade.
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-But stuff always goes sideways.
-Relax.
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You'd have to screw up in
a historically significant way
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-to mess this one up.
-Okay, yeah.
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What are the odds of that?
[laughs] Oh, oh!
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[yelps]
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Uh... [whimpers]
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Approaching
the mystery station, Captain.
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I hope this isn't
a Romulan thing.
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-I hate the Neutral Zone.
-Right? Thank you.
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Sorry for the secrecy, Captain,
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but after all these years,
we finally finished.
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[clears throat] Beljo Tweekle,
curator and historian.
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Curator? What, are we
transporting some type of art?
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[scoffs] Perhaps the most
beautiful work of art
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in Starfleet history.
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[gasps] Oh, my God, we get to do
something on Voyager?
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Uh, you know, 'cause, I mean,
Boimler's gonna flip. [chuckles]
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♪
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♪
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♪
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FREEMAN:
Captain's log, stardate 58724..
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In a pleasant surprise,
theCerritos has been tasked
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with transporting
the USSVoyager.
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Captain Janeway and her crew
spent seven years
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trying to get home
from the Delta Quadrant,
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and they became Federation
history in the process.
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Since their return,
Voyager has been decommissioned
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and preserved
for future generations.
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Her first stop
is Starfleet Command,
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where she'll spend
some time on the ground
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before being permanently
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-stationed in orbit.
-[yelps]
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-[grunts]
-CURATOR: Careful.
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That's a mission-worn uniform.
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My legacy depends on everything
making it to Earth
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in pristine condition.
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Unzak, when he guided
the florkas to their roost.
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Whatever. Just don't
touch anything.
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-Oopsie-doodle.
-CURATOR: What are you doing?
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Just taking a peek
at the bio-neural circuitry.
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One time,
Neelix had this cheese,
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and the bacteria
almost destroyed...
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I know all about
the Neelix cheese.
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There's a whole display for it
on Deck Seven.
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Don't open panels.
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The ship was damaged by cheese?
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It's Voyager.
[bleep] got freaky.
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Hmm. This ship is outdated
and smells like Borg.
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What about Tuvok?
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You must be excited
to see his quarters.
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Perhaps. Are they austere?
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These boxes are for
a rotating exhibit.
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Store them on the Cerritos,
and please be careful.
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Are you chewing gum?
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TENDI:
Ooh, after this, you want to get
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a head start on tomorrow's
titrations with me?
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[gasps] We can label
the test tubes.
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T'LYN:
I do enjoy an accurate label.
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[air whistling]
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♪
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There we go, all calibrated.
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Hey, Doc, uh, want a ride back?
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[grunts] Beats taking a shuttle.
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BILLUPS:
You know, growing up, I had
a dragon named Fiddlesticks.
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He was such a good boy.
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He protected me from
all sorts of affectionate...
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Oh [bleep]. Why is it people
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always have to tell me
about their [bleep] pets?
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Right. Sorry.
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Cerritos,two to beam up.
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LUNDY [over comms]:
Copy, Commander. Energizing.
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-[computer trills]
-Something is wrong, sir.
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-There's only one pattern.
-[gasps]
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[yowls] What the [bleep]?
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Where am I? And, uh...
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who am I?
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Captain, we have a problem.
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Something over there caused
Billups and Dr. T'Ana
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to merge in the transporter.
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He's calling himself T'Illups.
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This exact scenario happened
to the Voyagercrew.
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Everything is falling apart!
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No need for panic.
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I'm sure I can deal with
this transporter situation
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-on my own.
-T'ILLUPS: Oh...
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Just send me a copy
of Janeway's logs.
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I'll do whatever she did.
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Sending now. Thank you, Captain.
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She knows Janeway straight up
murdered Tuvix, right?
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Huh? Oh, I-I don't know.
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What? Yes, you do.
You're a know-it-all.
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Get your head in the game.
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This is a historically
significant mission.
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It's Voy,man.
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I mean, it's not that
historically significant.
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What? Yes, it is.
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[groans] I'm gonna make sure
going to warp
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didn't knock anything over.
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We've got inertial dampeners.
I'm sure everything is fine.
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It won't be fine until
we're on the ground. [yells]
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Relax. They design these things
to survive a photon blast.
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Oops. Uh, let me just... Wait.
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There's something behind
the neural gel. [gasps]
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-[yelping, gasping]
-Somebody phaser it!
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Look out!
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Oh, God, it's on me!
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Ugh, don't let it infect you.
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-Don't shoot.
-Why not?
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It's a Tak Takian macrovirus.
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It must've been dormant.
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Macrovirus?
Is it making me sick?
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Everyone got inoculated
years ago. It can't hurt you.
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But it is perfect
for the museum.
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Good virus.
Just stay right there.
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Temba, his arms wide.
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[gasps]
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They're spraying DNA
on my babies.
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-Don't let them off the bridge.
-Right, um, so...
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Just stand in front of the door.
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[screams]
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-Boimler, are you kidding me?
-Come on, man.
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Shaka, when the walls fell,
Ensign.
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-Sokath, his eyes uncovered.
-I pay attention.
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-[glass shatters]
-[alarm blaring]
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How can you be this distracted
over an empty ship?
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Uh, you know,
Chakotay served here.
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Dude, this is nothing compared
to, you know, that Pike thing
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we aren't supposed
to talk about.
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Let's get these chunky
cold sores under control
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so we can get back
to enjoying this.
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RANSOM:
They're self-replicating again!
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-Mr. Boimler, get out here.
-[gasps]
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This is your fault.
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T'ILLUPS:
I told you,
I feel [bleep] great.
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Here, let me boost the range
on that scanner.
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He's been
symbiogenetically merged
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on a subcellular level, Captain.
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It's called being Tuvixed.
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The same thing happened
to Commander Tuvok
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and Neelix back in the '70s.
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They beamed out
with this flower,
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and it caused them
to merge into Tuvix,
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a combination of
their DNA and memories.
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[gasps] That orchid was in
one of the boxes we moved.
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It must've gotten
into the transporter.
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And that's how T'Illups
was born.
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Captain, I caution against
socializing with the organism.
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Organism? [scoffs] I'm a totally
unique sentient being.
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Plus, I'm cool as [bleep].
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We're gonna be
best friends fast.
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Yeah, T'Lyn, it doesn't hurt
to be friendly,
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since Mr. T'Illups didn't ask
to be created.
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Sure didn't, but here I am.
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I love being alive.
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Well, I'm sure that Janeway
had a solution to this.
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[chuckles] I'll be back shortly.
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How many physical memories
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do you have from before?
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[gasping, whimpering]
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Don't let them touch
the exhibits!
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No!
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[computer trills]
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COMPUTER:
Initiating programs Chaotica,
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Clown and Michael Sullivan.
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Safety protocols set to random.
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Random? No.
Computer, set them to safety.
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-Ooh. [laughs]
-Surrender now,
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or face the wrath of Chaotica.
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[panting, whimpering]
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These are, like,
Voy'sdeepest cuts.
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Not as deep as my cuts. Yah!
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-[laughs]
-[grunts]
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[grunts] How are these guys
even getting off the holodeck?
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I installed holo-emitters
all over the ship.
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I thought you were preserving,
not adding.
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Oh, subtle updates that don't
impact historical consistency
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are an acceptable compromise
for conservation.
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Wha... Chaotica isn't subtle,
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and the Clown wasn't even
a holodeck pro...
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[moans]
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I love you, but I can't
be with you.
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Ooh, I like this guy, though.
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[Clown laughing]
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-[panting]
-[others gasp]
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-Watch out! The Borg display!
-I got it!
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[screams]
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[whimpers, screams]
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That promotion
is starting to seem
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a little less likely,
Mr. Boimler.
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-[sighs]
-[curator screaming]
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Did Janeway figure it out?
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No, she just murdered him.
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[stammers]
There has to be more to it.
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She isolated the genomes
and split 'em up.
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He begged her to live.
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Holy [bleep].
Janeway didn't mess around.
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[sighs]
I don't want to kill the guy.
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I mean, he didn't do
anything wrong.
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We aren't stranded
in the Delta Quadrant.
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We could take him to Earth
and get some help.
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Good call. Let's hurry.
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Captain, do you think Dr. T'Ana
will be okay?
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[sighs] I think so,
but it didn't take us long
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to look up Janeway's solution.
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Let's just hope Mr. T'Illups
doesn't do the same.
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Are you [bleep] kidding me?
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Dr. Migleemo,
I need your help, uh,
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processing my existence.
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MIGLEEMO [over comms]:
Oh, what a dream.
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Don't do any self-care
until I get there.
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CURATOR:
Help! [screams] Help!
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I can feel it trying
to regenerate me.
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00:11:06,274 --> 00:11:08,580
Uh, maybe if I cut power,
we can... [screams]
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Stop helping, Ensign Boimler.
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Why don't you take a break.
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[grunting]
245
00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:17,198
The alcove's activated. Look.
246
00:11:17,241 --> 00:11:19,635
MARINER:
What the hell is that?
247
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:22,159
RUTHERFORD:
It's a Borg nanite.
We must have missed one.
248
00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:25,075
BOIMLER:
It's supposed to be microscopic.
249
00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:27,077
It must have assimilated
to the macrovirus.
250
00:11:27,121 --> 00:11:29,079
RANSOM:
It's a macro-nanite?
251
00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:31,734
-[Clowns laughing]
-Congratulations.
252
00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:33,736
You've won more Clowns.
253
00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:35,390
I can't resist your touch.
254
00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:36,739
-Let me hold you.
-Computer!
255
00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:37,914
Delete this guy.
Come on, computer.
256
00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:40,917
-[laughing]
-[screams]
257
00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:42,440
[whimpers]
258
00:11:45,182 --> 00:11:48,055
We just want to talk,
Mr. T'Illups.
259
00:11:48,098 --> 00:11:49,839
T'ILLUPS:
I don't think so.
You're gonna kill me.
260
00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:52,973
I promise you
I'm not killing anyone,
261
00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:54,322
but I am coming in.
262
00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:55,845
T'ILLUPS:
Help!
263
00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:57,064
She's trying to kill me!
264
00:11:57,107 --> 00:11:58,630
We're going to figure this out.
265
00:11:58,674 --> 00:12:01,024
What? I can't hear you.
266
00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:03,940
The Cerritosisn't stuck
in the Delta Quadrant,
267
00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:05,855
and Starfleet has
the best doctors in the...
268
00:12:05,899 --> 00:12:07,335
I know how this goes down.
269
00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:10,425
-[both gasp]
-Which is why I need allies.
270
00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:12,035
[Freeman and Shaxs gasp]
271
00:12:12,079 --> 00:12:13,341
FREEMAN:
No, wait!
272
00:12:13,384 --> 00:12:14,429
[screams]
273
00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:19,434
Behold, Captain Dr. Frigleeman.
274
00:12:19,477 --> 00:12:22,785
Bring me more scrumptious
senior staff.
275
00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:25,005
That's an order.
276
00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:25,832
No!
277
00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:29,400
Water, room temperature.
278
00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:32,316
So, you're really okay
with killing T'Illups?
279
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:35,972
I am here to hydrate, not debate
on an anomaly's agency.
280
00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:38,192
Well, I don't know.
I just don't think it's ethical
281
00:12:38,235 --> 00:12:40,281
to end someone's life
to get our friends back.
282
00:12:40,324 --> 00:12:42,370
I hardly know
anyone here at all.
283
00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:44,720
-I am impartial.
-But we're friends.
284
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,287
[chuckles] Right?
285
00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:47,679
-[weapon fires]
-[gasps]
286
00:12:47,723 --> 00:12:50,987
-[people screaming]
-The bartender.
287
00:12:51,031 --> 00:12:52,423
Tuvix him with Lundy.
288
00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:53,990
[gasps]
289
00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:55,644
[people screaming]
290
00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,560
[door whooshes open]
291
00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:01,041
TENDI:
He's making more hybrids.
292
00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:03,304
That appears to be
an accurate assessment.
293
00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:06,742
[grunts]
294
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:10,224
My career is ruined!
295
00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:12,269
[crying]
296
00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:20,974
[groans] Some of this stuff
got in my mouth.
297
00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:22,976
I'm getting you out of here.
Just hang tight.
298
00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:25,021
Dude, you don't need me.
299
00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:27,284
Did Chaotica's ray gun steal all
your confidence or something?
300
00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:28,633
No, I'm just... [sighs]
301
00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:30,026
-I'm having an off day.
-Ugh!
302
00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:32,072
This was supposed to be fun,
and you ruined it.
303
00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:34,378
-Voyager'sjust a ship, man.
-[sighs] It's not that.
304
00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:35,640
[sighs]
305
00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:37,338
Ransom was gonna
promote me today,
306
00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:39,079
but I don't want it.
307
00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:40,210
What are you talking about?
308
00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:41,342
Did you eat some
of that virus slime?
309
00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:43,387
I'm worried it'll be
like the Titan.
310
00:13:43,431 --> 00:13:45,694
It took us months
to repair our friendship.
311
00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:47,304
I... I can't do that again.
312
00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:49,219
[scoffs] This is a totally
different situation.
313
00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:51,526
It's not just that.
I should've believed you
314
00:13:51,569 --> 00:13:53,528
when the captain sent you
to Starbase 80.
315
00:13:53,571 --> 00:13:56,183
I have bad judgment.
I-I don't deserve a promotion.
316
00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:58,489
[laughs] You adorable idiot.
317
00:13:58,533 --> 00:14:00,665
I'm the one who told Ransom
to promote you.
318
00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:02,145
-You did?
-Yes.
319
00:14:02,189 --> 00:14:04,452
I was just keeping my mouth shut
so it'd be a surprise.
320
00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:05,583
You aren't mad at me?
321
00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:07,411
No. Look, I am really touched,
322
00:14:07,455 --> 00:14:08,891
but this is why
we can't keep secrets.
323
00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:11,067
One of us always ends up
covered in slime.
324
00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:13,156
Yeah, and it's not coming up.
325
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,942
Would you just go save the ship
already? You don't need me.
326
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:18,205
Thanks, Mariner.
I'm glad we're friends.
327
00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:21,338
Ew! Did you just
pat me on the head?
328
00:14:21,382 --> 00:14:23,079
Yeah, it felt weird to me, too.
I'm sorry.
329
00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:31,392
You are Chondus,
and you're with friends.
330
00:14:31,435 --> 00:14:33,046
This is Shabarnes
and Swhale Swhalens.
331
00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:36,005
He's a combination of Steve
Stevens and Matt the whale.
332
00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:38,312
I want a fish. [squeaks]
333
00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:41,837
He's not my best work,
but it matters not.
334
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:47,147
Soon, the entire [bleep] crew
will be a Tuvix army!
335
00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:47,930
[gasps]
336
00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:54,284
Prepare to energize.
337
00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:57,113
We have to do something.
338
00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:59,420
I am already taking control
of the transporters.
339
00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:03,076
-You can do that?
-Starfleet systems
are easily circumvented.
340
00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:04,729
Hey, what are you doing?
341
00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:08,081
[yowls]
342
00:15:14,435 --> 00:15:16,263
[gasps]
343
00:15:16,306 --> 00:15:20,006
You combined all of them
into one big Tuvix-y meatball?
344
00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:21,355
Perhaps I could still split them
345
00:15:21,398 --> 00:15:22,878
into their individual
components.
346
00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:25,533
Why isn't it working?
347
00:15:25,576 --> 00:15:27,274
I cannot isolate
their genetic signatures.
348
00:15:27,317 --> 00:15:28,884
There are too many
merged hybrids.
349
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:30,973
[Tendi gasps]
350
00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:38,850
COMPUTER:
Confirm new heading.
351
00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:42,071
Setting a course
to Borg Cube 858779.
352
00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:43,377
Computer, cancel!
353
00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:45,074
[both laughing]
354
00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:54,083
[sighs] I miss my wife.
355
00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:55,432
[door whooshes open]
356
00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:56,868
RANSOM:
Mr. Boimler.
357
00:15:56,912 --> 00:15:59,001
Zap this stuff
and get me down from here.
358
00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:00,524
No time. I need an engineer.
359
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,136
-[gasps] Ow.
-Sorry.
360
00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:04,659
Wait! Free us, too!
361
00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:06,661
If we survive this,
we're having a long talk,
362
00:16:06,704 --> 00:16:08,445
-Mr. Boim-- Uh...
-[door whooshes open]
363
00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:09,925
-[door whooshes shut]
-BOIMLER: Okay,
364
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,013
the macro bots
have locked us out,
365
00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:12,449
but we need to shut down
main systems.
366
00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:14,321
Um, um, uh,
we got to break Voyager.
367
00:16:14,364 --> 00:16:16,453
I got to break Voyager.
Ooh, I have just the thing.
368
00:16:16,497 --> 00:16:18,151
Yes, I knew you would.
369
00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:20,414
The method employed by
the Voyager'sEMH can only mark
370
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:21,850
one individual.
371
00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:24,026
High command will not
be impressed with my error.
372
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:26,202
TENDI:
That scanner T'Illups suggested
373
00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:29,249
picks up all sorts of stuff,
including personality traits.
374
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:31,077
That's how we can fix this.
375
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,340
I fail to see how that helps me
differentiate a whale
376
00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:34,515
from Steve Stevens.
377
00:16:34,558 --> 00:16:35,951
Because you don't know them.
Look.
378
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,606
This area is proud, confident
and a little silly.
379
00:16:38,649 --> 00:16:39,868
Oh, that's the captain.
380
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:41,478
If I isolate genetic code
381
00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:43,132
and you mark
their personalities...
382
00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:44,481
We can get everyone back.
383
00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:45,917
Why are you helping me?
384
00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:47,832
Do you not have ethical problems
with this solution?
385
00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:49,660
Well, yeah, I did, but, uh,
386
00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:51,532
this is a non-sentient
blob of meat,
387
00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:53,708
so I'm willing to go outside
my comfort zone. [chuckles]
388
00:16:53,751 --> 00:16:55,188
I mean, for our friends.
389
00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:57,364
Hmm. Thank you.
390
00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:07,896
Are you sure this is gonna work?
391
00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:09,854
Nope, but it feels like
a kooky Voyagersolution,
392
00:17:09,897 --> 00:17:11,943
-so it's worth a try.
-COMPUTER: Bridge.
393
00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:20,300
-[screams, grunts]
-CHAOTICA: Any last words
394
00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:24,173
before you feel the sting
of my electro Luger?
395
00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:27,394
Ha! There's only one thing
396
00:17:27,436 --> 00:17:29,918
you haven't thought of,
Dr. Chaotica.
397
00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:33,748
[laughs] Please, I think
of everything at all times.
398
00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:36,272
[laughs] That's what you think.
399
00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:38,187
What are you babbling
about, fool?
400
00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:40,189
I am not a Starfleet ensign.
401
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:43,192
I am the son of Captain Proton.
402
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:45,020
[gasps] No.
403
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,413
[laughs] I got it.
404
00:17:46,456 --> 00:17:48,632
How could that be-be-be?
405
00:17:48,676 --> 00:17:50,243
-[glitching continues]
-It's working.
406
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:53,115
What the hell is wrong
with you, Chaotica?
407
00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:56,118
COMPUTER:
Alert. Bio-neural systems
shutting down.
408
00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:57,424
[glitching]:
Wh-Wh-Wh-What?
409
00:17:57,467 --> 00:17:58,947
Saints preserve us.
410
00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:01,210
I am full of love.
411
00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:03,038
Ooh, I'll cut off your head!
412
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,649
-[screams]
-[glitching laugh]
413
00:18:05,693 --> 00:18:08,043
Oh, we did it. We broke Voyager.
414
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,741
What did you do
to my beautiful ship?
415
00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:12,178
I used the Neelix cheese.
416
00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:14,049
It gummed up the neural network
just the way it likes.
417
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,877
[screams]
418
00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:19,794
[grunts] Let's get
this bad boy locked up.
419
00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:22,231
We should still have time
to clean before we get to Earth.
420
00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:24,451
Well done. [groans]
421
00:18:24,494 --> 00:18:27,976
Now I have to add another
exhibit to the Voyagerstory.
422
00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:30,761
♪
423
00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:45,036
FREEMAN:
Captain's log, supplemental.
424
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:48,388
After an embarrassing day
425
00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:50,303
of being merged
on a subcellular level
426
00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:52,348
with my senior staff,
427
00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:54,437
we are putting
the awkwardness behind us
428
00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:56,352
with a promotion ceremony.
429
00:18:56,396 --> 00:18:58,659
[clears throat] Today's, uh...
430
00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:01,923
frankly bizarre series
of Voyagerthemed obstacles
431
00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:06,362
only prove that you are all
creative, accomplished officers.
432
00:19:06,406 --> 00:19:10,018
Commander, please announce our
new lieutenant junior grades.
433
00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:12,542
RANSOM:
Ensign Brad Boimler.
434
00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:16,416
[others whooping]
435
00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:17,721
Quick thinking today,
Mr. Boimler.
436
00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:18,809
Thank you, sir.
437
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:24,293
-Provisional Ensign T'Lyn.
-[others whooping]
438
00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:27,383
Unexpected, but appreciated.
439
00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:29,994
-RANSOM: Ensign D'Vana Tendi.
-Oh, my gosh! What? No way!
440
00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:31,648
[others cheering]
441
00:19:31,692 --> 00:19:34,564
Thank you, sir.
Guys, I got a pip!
442
00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:36,697
All right, that's what
I'm talking about.
443
00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:40,309
My main objective here
is to prove to the High Council
444
00:19:40,353 --> 00:19:42,703
that I should be reinstated
to the Vulcan fleet.
445
00:19:42,746 --> 00:19:44,487
But after today,
446
00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:46,881
I have grown to respect
your skills as a scientist.
447
00:19:46,924 --> 00:19:49,492
I'm so excited
we got promoted together.
448
00:19:49,536 --> 00:19:52,321
Now we really can be
best science friends.
449
00:19:52,365 --> 00:19:55,150
That is not the lesson
to take from this moment.
450
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:58,458
Damn, looks like half of Beta
shift will be ensigns no more.
451
00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:00,111
Ooh, let's hit the bar
and celebrate.
452
00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:02,636
And, finally,
Ensign Beckett Mariner.
453
00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:04,028
-Wait, wh-what?
-[gasps]
454
00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:05,465
-[applause]
-[laughs]
455
00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:07,423
Sir, I...
No, this has to be a mistake.
456
00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:09,512
Congratulations, Lieutenant.
457
00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:16,737
-[door chimes]
-Yo, yo.
458
00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:18,391
Sir, this is wrong.
459
00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:20,044
I don't want to get promoted.
460
00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:21,481
I know you don't.
461
00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:24,571
Okay, then stop sliding it
back to me and throw it out.
462
00:20:24,614 --> 00:20:26,137
Did you know Voyager's
full of cameras?
463
00:20:26,181 --> 00:20:28,444
Came in handy when putting
together the old mission log.
464
00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:31,360
I saw you help Boimler
be the best he could be.
465
00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:32,970
So what? Boimler loves
being encouraged.
466
00:20:33,014 --> 00:20:34,189
It's, like, his favorite thing.
467
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,886
I went back and dug
through your record.
468
00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:37,714
You've had a lot of
small-minded commanders
469
00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:39,586
who promoted then demoted you.
470
00:20:39,629 --> 00:20:42,371
But now,
you're with Jack Ransom.
471
00:20:42,415 --> 00:20:44,417
I'm twice as smart
as any of those other guys,
472
00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:47,202
and I know you just need someone
to believe in you.
473
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,856
Consider yourself lucky
474
00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:51,206
that you have an amazing
commanding officer.
475
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,382
Sir, I am refusing
this promotion.
476
00:20:53,426 --> 00:20:55,428
-You can't do this to me.
-No, not gonna hear it.
477
00:20:55,471 --> 00:20:57,604
-You're dismissed, Lieutenant.
-No, this isn't over.
478
00:20:57,647 --> 00:20:58,692
I'm not leaving.
479
00:20:58,735 --> 00:21:00,389
For real.
I-I'm staying right here
480
00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:02,739
-until you listen to reason.
-[grunts] You do you.
481
00:21:02,783 --> 00:21:05,176
-[grunts] Feel the burn.
-[groaning]
482
00:21:10,443 --> 00:21:12,183
-Mm.
-Yeah, I...
483
00:21:12,227 --> 00:21:14,011
I couldn't even talk him
out of it. He's such an idiot.
484
00:21:14,055 --> 00:21:15,491
What are you so bummed about?
485
00:21:15,535 --> 00:21:16,666
Now we get to be
lieutenant JGs together.
486
00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:18,842
[sighs] All of us
except Rutherford.
487
00:21:18,886 --> 00:21:21,192
I mean, I did break Voyager.
488
00:21:21,236 --> 00:21:23,064
Engineers can't get promoted
for breaking stuff.
489
00:21:23,107 --> 00:21:24,500
We always fix things.
490
00:21:24,544 --> 00:21:26,110
Shouldn't you be drunk
and chanting
491
00:21:26,154 --> 00:21:27,590
with a fist in the air
right now?
492
00:21:27,634 --> 00:21:30,550
Come on, no more bunks,
no more holodeck duty!
493
00:21:30,593 --> 00:21:31,594
We did it!
494
00:21:31,638 --> 00:21:33,466
I know.
I just, I-I can't believe
495
00:21:33,509 --> 00:21:35,511
we're not lower decks anymore.
496
00:21:35,555 --> 00:21:37,165
We're lieutenant junior grades,
497
00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:39,515
the least important
mid-level officers.
498
00:21:39,559 --> 00:21:41,038
We do all the grunt work
with none of the perks.
499
00:21:41,082 --> 00:21:42,431
We're still lower decks.
500
00:21:42,475 --> 00:21:44,868
Yeah, maybe you're right,
and-and, hey,
501
00:21:44,912 --> 00:21:47,480
maybe from now on, our lives
will be a lot easier. All right.
502
00:21:47,523 --> 00:21:48,785
MARINER and BOIMLER:
Lower decks!
503
00:21:48,829 --> 00:21:50,787
ALL:
Lower decks! Lower decks!
504
00:21:50,831 --> 00:21:52,354
-Lower decks!
-Come on, T'Lyn.
505
00:21:52,398 --> 00:21:54,835
Lower decks! Lower decks!
506
00:21:54,878 --> 00:21:56,402
-[chanting continues]
-TENDI: This is
going to be great!
507
00:21:56,445 --> 00:21:59,579
New jobs and no mysterious
threats to get in our way.
508
00:21:59,622 --> 00:22:00,623
GROUP:
No mysterious threats!
509
00:22:11,678 --> 00:22:12,940
[groans]
510
00:22:12,983 --> 00:22:15,595
Cease that nervous honing
and let me sleep.
511
00:22:15,638 --> 00:22:17,727
I am not nervous. I am restless.
512
00:22:17,771 --> 00:22:20,556
Eager to ram my blade
through my enemies.
513
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,819
That's not a blade.
It's a spear.
514
00:22:22,863 --> 00:22:25,300
A coward's weapon used
to poke a foe at a distance.
515
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,780
It has no honor.
516
00:22:26,823 --> 00:22:30,000
Nobody calls me a coward
and lives to tell the tale.
517
00:22:30,044 --> 00:22:31,045
[grunts]
518
00:22:31,088 --> 00:22:33,526
[both grunt]
519
00:22:33,569 --> 00:22:34,962
Are you free for lunch today?
520
00:22:35,005 --> 00:22:37,530
They are serving eyes
or hearts or something.
521
00:22:37,573 --> 00:22:39,183
[sighs] I cannot make it.
522
00:22:39,227 --> 00:22:42,622
The captain has ordered me
to sit with Commander Vekras
523
00:22:42,665 --> 00:22:45,320
and transcribe his tedious
battle tales.
524
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:46,887
It is a waste of time.
525
00:22:46,930 --> 00:22:50,194
Ma'ah lucked his way
into that captain's chair.
526
00:22:50,238 --> 00:22:52,283
He forgets who
his true allies are.
527
00:22:52,327 --> 00:22:54,764
He won't be captain much longer.
528
00:22:54,808 --> 00:22:56,418
-[alarm blaring]
-[both gasp]
529
00:22:56,462 --> 00:22:59,595
We are in battle. Who was wrong
to sharpen their spear now?
530
00:22:59,639 --> 00:23:00,727
[grunts]
531
00:23:00,770 --> 00:23:02,685
♪
532
00:23:06,559 --> 00:23:09,257
I read one life sign
on board, Captain.
533
00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:12,260
Unknown vessel, you have drifted
into Klingon space.
534
00:23:12,303 --> 00:23:13,609
Identify yourself.
535
00:23:17,221 --> 00:23:19,136
No response.
Should we fire on them?
536
00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:22,662
We gain no honor in destroying
an incapacitated ship.
537
00:23:22,705 --> 00:23:25,142
Mark their location and resume
our course to Qo'noS.
538
00:23:25,186 --> 00:23:27,928
Sir, it's moving.
539
00:23:29,016 --> 00:23:30,452
KEY'LOR:
They're charging weapons.
540
00:23:30,496 --> 00:23:32,019
Destroy those qoHpu'.
541
00:23:32,062 --> 00:23:33,977
I said fire.
542
00:23:34,021 --> 00:23:35,152
I'm trying,
but weapons are down.
543
00:23:35,196 --> 00:23:36,153
What?
544
00:23:36,197 --> 00:23:37,720
All systems are losing power.
545
00:23:37,764 --> 00:23:38,765
That's impossible.
546
00:23:42,116 --> 00:23:44,031
[all scream]
547
00:23:58,132 --> 00:24:01,135
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548
00:24:47,268 --> 00:24:48,704
[man imitates weapons firing]
549
00:24:50,706 --> 00:24:51,707
Chirp.
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