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Warning, Object approaching.
Warning.
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Power crystal identified.
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Oh, my gods!
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Oh my God!
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Activating tractor beam.
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Yes. I got you, baby.
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Warning, incoming projectile.
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Evasive action required.
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Come to mama.
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Oh, my gods!
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- Oh, my gods! Oh, my gods!
- Warning.
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- Oh, my gods! Oh, my gods!
- Warning, warning, warning.
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Oh, my gods! Stop!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
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All right. So, what insurance
company do you use?
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Uh, I don't have insurance.
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Of course, you don't.
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That's cool.
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Well, I'm not paying
for your ship, so...
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- Well, I didn't ask you to.
- Okay.
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Wait. Why not?
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Because it was a custom build.
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And it was priceless.
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Custom build?
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Seriously, dude?
I saw your ship.
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I mean,
it was a piece of crap.
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Like, held together
with bubblegum.
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Whoever built that seriously
swindled you big time.
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- Like, you got fully--
- I built it.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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- Who builds their own ship?
- I do.
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You know,
it's not just irresponsible,
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it's actually illegal
to drive around
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without insurance.
So, newsflash.
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Oh, okay. Okay.
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Is it more or less illegal
than, I don't know,
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crystal harvesting?
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What?
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I mean, that is what
you're out here doing, right?
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Looking
for magic power crystals.
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No.
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- No?
- Mm-mm.
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Hmm.
You're just out for a drive.
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Sightseeing
in the asteroid belt.
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Yeah, totally.
I actually like asteroids.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Oh, okay.
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What do you like
about asteroids?
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- They're rocky.
- Mm.
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- That's the best part, right?
- Mm-hmm.
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They're rocky.
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Okay. So, can I just drop you
at a transit station,
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and like, call it a day?
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Or you can just take me
to Megalopolis.
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I mean, that is where
you're going, right?
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Yeah. Sure.
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- But--
- Great.
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- I'm not your chauffeur.
- Right.
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Well, would you be
my chauffeur in exchange
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for a magic power crystal?
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We're down to the final round.
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And it's anyone's match.
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Megazord 2000 goes
in front counterattack.
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C-47 blocks it. And oh!
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- We've got a KO, folks!
-
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What a night
for Mecha Fighting!
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Join us next week
for another match here.
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Damn it. We missed it.
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You seriously wanted
to pay money
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to watch people inside robots
fight each other?
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No. Not at all.
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I wanna get paid
to be inside the robot.
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Ew! Why?
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Uh, because Super Mecha
Fighting is an art form.
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No.
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You can't just call anything
an art form. That's a sport.
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No. That is a culture.
It is a lifestyle.
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It's-- it's-- it's engineering,
and-- and strategy,
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and-- and man melding
with machine.
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Oh! That's so funny.
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I thought it was just
all about violence.
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Well, this has been lovely.
We should get going.
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"We"?
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You're my chauffeur, remember?
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That was not the deal.
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One crystal for one ride
to and from the city.
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- Where are you from?
- Oceanus.
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Oh, my gods!
I don't wanna go there!
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Why?
Are you afraid of fish-people?
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What? N-- no!
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My mom's hairdresser
was a fish-person.
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I don't wanna go there,
because it's far.
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Exactly! We should get going
before the hyperspace tunnel
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gets clogged.
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The hyperspace tunnel
is always clogged!
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Well, here it is.
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Wow!
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It's really gorgeous here.
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Is it? You can't spell Oceanus
without Anus.
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Really?
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You don't feel in touch
with nature
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when you're out here?
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I mean, nature's touching me,
it's just not consensual.
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So, can I get
that power crystal?
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- Yeah.
- Thanks.
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Can I ask?
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What do you want
with this thing?
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- Does it matter?
- Yeah. I mean, humor me.
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- You're human, right?
- Yes.
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So, what do you need
magic crystals for?
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I don't know.
They connect me with the gods.
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- Right.
- Oh, okay.
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I take it you're one
of those people
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who doesn't believe
in the gods.
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See, I don't get that.
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Higher consciousness beings
exist.
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That's not like up for debate.
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Okay. Just because
interdimensional aliens exist
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doesn't mean that they care
about you.
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They may as well
be imaginary.
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Everything's imaginary.
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Stock markets aren't real.
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Borders, laws, corporations.
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They're all just
social constructs.
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Civilization is real.
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That's what separates us
from the animals
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who can't reason
past their feelings.
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- Hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
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You should come
to the city next week.
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Wow. Are you-- are you
inviting me to hang out?
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I'm inviting you to come see
how wrong you are
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about what you just said.
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What's next week?
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They're celebrating it!
That is civilization for you.
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Yeah. People are always
freaking out over names
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and symbols.
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And it's always
an emotional argument.
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You know, I read an article
the other day
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about how the holiday
has taken on
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a whole another significance.
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Okay. I-- I feel
like maybe changing the name
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from Genocide Day
would be nice.
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For who?
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The fish people
who were murdered?
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I'm a fish person.
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Okay. Uh, what?
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Yeah. See. I'm half.
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My dad.
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Most people can't tell
'cause I pass for human.
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Oh. I thought-- I thought
your mom had to be--
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That's Jewish people.
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So-- And the holiday
doesn't bother you?
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Yeah. Of course, it does.
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But that was like
hundreds of years ago.
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You have to look forward.
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- To what?
- To the future.
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I wanna be somebody.
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Hmm.
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Didn't take you
for an optimist.
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I am optimistic that
you'll give me a ride home
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even though you don't have to.
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That's cute.
That's-- that's cute.
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Can I just clarify,
are we gonna sleep together?
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- What?
- Well, there's tension.
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So, clearly,
something is happening.
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So, I just wanna clarify.
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Like, is it gonna happen?
Is it not gonna happen.
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I mean, either is totally fine
by me.
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I just really hate not knowing
this kinda stuff.
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So, I just thought I'd ask,
you know?
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You think we're compatible?
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No. I mean, no.
Definitely not.
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But that can make
for great sex.
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You know, like um, I'm not
asking you to marry me.
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Whoa! Marriage is definitely
out of question.
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So, don't even--
don't even bother with that.
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Okay. See, that's flirting.
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You're flirting.
That gives off a vibe.
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But whatever. That's fine.
You don't think I'm cute.
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- It's not a big deal.
- Ah.
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Nice way to fish
for a compliment.
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Well, maybe
I'm part fish-person.
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That's very offensive.
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Um, I'm-- I'm really sorry.
I'm-- Shit. I'm so sorry. I--
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Oh. Okay. Okay.
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Oh, that's cute.
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You're-- you're messing
with me.
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That's-- You know,
that's flirting, right?
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Like, that's literally
the definition of flirting.
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Look.
It's not that I don't think
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you're cute.
I think you're cute.
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I just don't think
there's a future.
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And I don't see the point
of having sex
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if there's no future.
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Okay. Well, the point
would be to just have sex.
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But I mean, whatever.
It's fine.
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Let's just be friends.
It's not a big deal.
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Who says I wanna be friends
with you?
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You wanna be friends with me.
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So, most fighters, they
use single-thruster system.
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Okay.
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- But me--
- Right.
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What I think is gonna separate
me from all the others
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is that I'm a northpaw.
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Okay. So, there's Triangulon,
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- god of love.
- Mm-hmm. All right.
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Supposed to represent past,
present, future.
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- Yeah.
- Then there's Gravitron,
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god of gravity.
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Dethos, god of death.
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And they all live
in the Spirit Realm together.
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And it's only accessible
to beings
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with higher consciousness.
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- What are you doing?
- Stop backseat driving!
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- Oh, my God!
- Stop backseat driving!
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You just missed it again!
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You're idealizing
a spiritually bankrupt society.
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Yeah.
But you guys get to vote.
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The whole thing
is a stupid really TV show!
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I feel like we should
have a secret handshake.
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Why?
There's no function to that.
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- Why?
- There's no function.
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It would just be fun.
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I got it. Ready?
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You don't got it.
You don't got it!
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- Glorp soda?
- Yeah.
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- It's kinda gross.
- But--
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It doesn't even taste
like anything.
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Diet Glorp soda.
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'Cause otherwise, the sugar.
I'm like...
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Come on! You should be proud
of your gills.
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They're beautiful!
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It's like having two vaginas
on your collarbone.
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It's not beautiful.
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So, are your parents
still married?
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Uh, yes.
Just not to each other.
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What are your parents like?
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- Well, my dad's an asshole.
- Oh, bummer. Sorry. What kind?
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Well, all he talks
about is me working
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at the rock factory.
That's all he cares about.
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- Damn.
- Yeah.
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- What about your mom?
- She left when I was 7.
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So, start from the top.
So, it goes like this.
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- This.
- Like this.
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- This.
- Like that.
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- This one's the weird one.
- It's so not weird.
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I do not fart.
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If you're smelling gasoline,
it's the ship.
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If your butt is called,
"the ship", then, yeah.
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- Just simple. Just simple.
- Okay.
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This. Maybe you want something
like this,
253
00:11:01,704 --> 00:11:02,444
and then like that,
and like that,
254
00:11:02,574 --> 00:11:03,663
- Easy. Done.
- All right.
255
00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:04,838
- Great.
- I like that.
256
00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:06,013
1, 2...
257
00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:09,494
I'm leaving!
258
00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:10,887
What? Wait, what?
259
00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:11,975
To go on a quest.
260
00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:14,586
- Uh, back up.
- Okay.
261
00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:16,501
Basically, Spirit Realm
is under attack.
262
00:11:16,632 --> 00:11:17,546
Someone needs to go
save it.
263
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:18,678
I was selected
to join the team.
264
00:11:20,244 --> 00:11:22,507
- Uh, by who?
- Moebius! He's a demi-god.
265
00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:25,293
Half god, half like,
um, not-god.
266
00:11:25,423 --> 00:11:26,773
He's the leader
of the Passionauts.
267
00:11:26,903 --> 00:11:29,689
- We're going on tour.
- So, it's like a band?
268
00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:31,125
Well, a battle tour.
But, yeah!
269
00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:33,170
I guess it's kinda like a band
of, um, I don't know,
270
00:11:33,301 --> 00:11:36,130
like adventures, and heroes,
and a mission to defeat evil
271
00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:37,609
in the Spirit Realm.
272
00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:38,654
There was a prophecy,
etcetera, etcetera.
273
00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:39,655
Anyways, I have to go back.
274
00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:41,613
I leave for the Citadel
tonight!
275
00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:45,182
Okay.
I mean, it all just seems--
276
00:11:45,313 --> 00:11:49,404
Very exciting! I know! Oh!
Max, I'm gonna miss you.
277
00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:53,277
Can you-- can you trust
this Moebius guy?
278
00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:55,323
I mean,
can anyone trust anyone?
279
00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:58,630
- Yes.
- Exactly!
280
00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:00,807
We all just have to take
leaps of faith on each other.
281
00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:03,810
And sometimes,
you meet a total stranger,
282
00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:07,422
and it all just works out.
And I mean, he knows magic.
283
00:12:07,552 --> 00:12:09,293
And he's like,
4,000 years old.
284
00:12:09,424 --> 00:12:10,512
So, I don't know.
285
00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:11,905
I got good vibes.
286
00:12:12,035 --> 00:12:13,733
And-- and he worked
with Triangulon, god of love.
287
00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:14,821
So, like, how bad can he be?
288
00:12:17,345 --> 00:12:19,260
Okay.
289
00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:20,261
Come on.
Please don't make this sad.
290
00:12:20,391 --> 00:12:22,393
This is good news.
291
00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:24,918
I just guess
I'm gonna miss you.
292
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,709
There's nothing I could do
to make you stay?
293
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,537
Maybe a--
you think a Glorp soda?
294
00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:40,585
I mean, like, I don't know.
295
00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:43,763
The cosmic forces of love
are calling me, and...
296
00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:49,246
Well, then I guess
this is goodbye.
297
00:12:49,377 --> 00:12:52,336
Oh, come on! It's not goodbye.
298
00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:54,338
We'll keep in touch.
I promise.
299
00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:11,442
I'll send you a hologram.
300
00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:51,221
- Uh, I'm sorry.
- I'm so sorry. I got--
301
00:13:51,352 --> 00:13:52,309
- No, I was here.
- No, I got in here--
302
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,268
- I saw you walking.
- Wait, Max?
303
00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:55,269
You know what?
304
00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:56,052
I don't have time
for an autograph.
305
00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:56,836
You go ahead
and take this one.
306
00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:58,272
No, Max. It's-- it's me.
307
00:13:58,402 --> 00:14:00,274
It's-- it's Molli.
308
00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:04,060
Molli.
309
00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:07,281
Oh, my science.
310
00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:13,722
Wait.
What are you doing here?
311
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:14,854
Oh. Um.
312
00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:16,943
I'm-- I'm just here
for the weekend
313
00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:18,814
for an outreach mission
for the Citadel.
314
00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:21,817
- Oh.
- Uh, what are you doing here?
315
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,471
- I live here.
- Oh, my gods!
316
00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:25,647
Yeah. I know it's kinda dumb,
but I bought the penthouse
317
00:14:25,777 --> 00:14:27,649
at the publicly subsidized
private luxury high-rise
318
00:14:27,779 --> 00:14:30,957
development on 481st Street.
It's nice. I really like it.
319
00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:32,436
Wow.
320
00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:34,830
Before I go into the ring,
I drink a whole gallon
321
00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:36,745
- of Glorp soda.
- Oh, my gods.
322
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,616
- It's embarrassing.
- That's you.
323
00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:41,054
I don't actually drink
a gallon of Glorp soda.
324
00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:42,533
They-- they make me say that.
325
00:14:42,664 --> 00:14:44,579
I love it so much,
I take a bath in it
326
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:47,103
every morning. And so can you.
327
00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:49,279
That part is in my contract,
I do that.
328
00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:53,849
Tonight, one night only, live
at Pubox Arena,
329
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,243
Super Mecha Fighting Team Max
and MAR14
330
00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:58,332
take on Erica and C-47!
331
00:14:58,462 --> 00:15:01,509
Brought to you by Glorp soda,
a subsidiary of Cheesecorp!
332
00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:05,121
Max! That's so cool!
You're a freaking celebrity!
333
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,346
What?
334
00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:14,217
Have you been living
under a rock?
335
00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:17,003
Well, yeah, kinda.
336
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:20,136
The Citadel doesn't allow
outside contact, so...
337
00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:22,486
Oh. Well, I didn't know
what happened to you.
338
00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:26,403
I just figured... Yeah.
I wish you would have told me.
339
00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:30,451
I know. I know. I'm sorry.
I-- I sacrificed a lot.
340
00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:33,323
But overall, the Citadel
has been great.
341
00:15:33,454 --> 00:15:34,411
So, it all worked out
for you.
342
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:35,891
Yeah, definitely!
343
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:36,805
I mean, it's different.
344
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,067
A little different than,
you know,
345
00:15:38,198 --> 00:15:39,112
I thought it would be.
346
00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:41,157
But um, in a good way.
In a great way.
347
00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:44,552
- In a really good way.
- Uh, how so?
348
00:15:44,682 --> 00:15:47,729
Oh. Um, Moebius
just really challenged
349
00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:51,254
all my pre-conceived notions
of love and relationships.
350
00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:52,342
Uh, what do you mean?
351
00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:55,389
All the Passionauts
at the Citadel are together
352
00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:56,999
in one relationship.
353
00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:58,958
Moebius, as you know,
is a demi-god,
354
00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:01,743
and he's our intermediate
with Triangulon, god of love.
355
00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:03,353
And we communicate
with Triangulon
356
00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:04,485
through intercourse
with Moebius
357
00:16:04,615 --> 00:16:05,834
and with each other.
358
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,402
Inter-- intercourse. Sorry.
359
00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:09,707
Interesting,
that's interesting.
360
00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:11,883
I know. It sounds
a little unconventional.
361
00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:14,930
But it's actually
really magical.
362
00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:17,933
- Uh, pun intended.
- I know.
363
00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:20,805
I'm a level seven
Space Witch now!
364
00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:22,938
- That is amazing!
- Yeah.
365
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:24,853
Oh, anyways...
366
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,160
Is that--
is that a high level?
367
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:29,075
Uh, I mean, yeah.
Like, well, whatever.
368
00:16:29,205 --> 00:16:30,380
Let's just say
there is no other human
369
00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:32,078
that's ever achieved
that level, so...
370
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:34,080
- Huh.
- But anyways, enough about me.
371
00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:35,385
I mean, how are you?
372
00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:38,736
Oh. Uh, I'm doing great.
Things are great. Yeah.
373
00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:40,869
Killing it.
My-- my career is pretty much
374
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,914
everything I ever wanted.
Yeah.
375
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:45,134
I don't-- I don't mean
your career.
376
00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:46,614
I mean, how are you?
377
00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:49,051
Well, my career is very much
part of me, so...
378
00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:53,664
Well, yeah.
But not the important part.
379
00:16:53,795 --> 00:16:55,927
What-- what's
the important part?
380
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:58,408
I don't know.
Have you found love?
381
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:00,628
Uh...
382
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:04,501
uh, I mean, yeah.
I have millions of fans.
383
00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:06,547
- They all love me.
- Okay. Come on.
384
00:17:06,677 --> 00:17:07,374
That's not what I meant.
385
00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:09,376
You know
that's not what I meant.
386
00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:11,247
If you must know,
I am seeing somebody.
387
00:17:11,378 --> 00:17:13,684
Okay, that's great!
Who is she?
388
00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:15,556
She's actually
my Mecha partner.
389
00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:17,645
Yeah. MAR-14.
390
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:18,994
She goes by Maria, so...
391
00:17:20,735 --> 00:17:23,607
Because the one and the four
look like an I and an A.
392
00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:25,392
- Maria.
- Right. Uh, right. No.
393
00:17:25,522 --> 00:17:27,046
I-- I'm just
a little confused.
394
00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:28,438
You're dating a robot?
395
00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:31,746
She's sentient.
396
00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:35,358
- Okay.
- She has free will.
397
00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:37,534
So, for all intents
and purposes, she's a person.
398
00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:39,232
I-- I designed and built her
to think for herself.
399
00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:41,060
So, she's a person.
400
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,499
If you built her,
doesn't that make you,
401
00:17:45,629 --> 00:17:46,804
like her dad?
402
00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:50,895
Her dad?
Ew, no. Why would you--
403
00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:52,636
Max, that is not natural.
404
00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:54,986
Really? Natural?
We're in a flying car.
405
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:56,640
- Okay. You know what?
- Nothing is natural.
406
00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:58,294
That's a very organically
biased thing to say,
407
00:17:58,425 --> 00:17:59,600
- don't you think?
- You know what?
408
00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:00,992
- I'm being honest.
- Okay.
409
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:02,994
Well, if I'm being honest,
410
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,170
- I think you're in a cult.
- Oh, my God.
411
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:05,258
- Okay?
- Okay.
412
00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:06,346
- Yeah.
- Right. Totally.
413
00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:07,782
No, you would call it that.
414
00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:09,653
That's cute.
I'm not in a cult.
415
00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:11,090
I can leave whenever
I want to.
416
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:13,135
I just don't want to,
'cause I'm like super happy!
417
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:16,095
You're a full-on nut!
I just-- Wow!
418
00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:18,488
Wow. That's my cue to go.
419
00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:20,621
Have a nice life
living in Midtown.
420
00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:22,623
I will. Thank you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
421
00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:24,799
The car is moving.
We're in mid-air.
422
00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:29,151
I'm a level seven Space Witch.
I can fly, you idiot!
423
00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:30,631
Ugh!
424
00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:32,676
She can't fly. She can't...
425
00:18:35,723 --> 00:18:36,811
She can fly.
426
00:18:39,727 --> 00:18:41,076
So, why'd she take a cab?
427
00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:15,284
Hey. You're that guy
everyone hates.
428
00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:20,376
- Uh, no. Not me.
- No, yeah. It's totally you.
429
00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:22,030
No, I know.
430
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,466
Can you sign this autograph, please?
431
00:19:23,597 --> 00:19:24,554
I'm sorry.
432
00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:25,642
You have me mistaken
for somebody else.
433
00:19:25,773 --> 00:19:27,514
- It's not me.
- Isn't this the guy?
434
00:19:27,644 --> 00:19:28,906
That's the guy
that everyone hates.
435
00:19:29,037 --> 00:19:30,212
You know who
I'm talking about. Come on.
436
00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:32,519
Sign it for my girlfriend.
Come on. Come on.
437
00:19:32,649 --> 00:19:33,911
- Give it to me
- Here you go.
438
00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:35,174
Make it out to Jessica.
439
00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:36,697
- Okay.
- All right.
440
00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:42,572
Hey, thanks, man.
I hate you so much.
441
00:19:42,703 --> 00:19:44,139
Excuse you.
442
00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:56,151
Max?
443
00:19:58,109 --> 00:20:00,199
Molli?
444
00:20:03,985 --> 00:20:05,029
- I feel--
- I feel--
445
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:05,726
Ooh.
446
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,294
You-- you go.
447
00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:10,078
I feel like I owe you
an apology.
448
00:20:11,819 --> 00:20:15,736
Uh, no. I-- I feel
like I owe you an apology.
449
00:20:18,086 --> 00:20:21,176
Uh, let's hold onto that.
Let's strap in.
450
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:22,699
- Okay.
- Okay.
451
00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:24,745
So, how does it work?
452
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:27,617
So, to two-for-one time travel
special with chicken wings,
453
00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:29,271
- It's read-only, of course.
- Right.
454
00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:30,533
But the food here
is actually pretty good.
455
00:20:30,664 --> 00:20:31,969
- Okay.
- Yeah.
456
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:36,757
I'll start.
457
00:20:38,846 --> 00:20:41,109
So, when you left...
458
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,329
I felt abandoned.
459
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,636
I'm really sorry.
460
00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:48,203
No, no, no. I'm not trying
to make you feel bad.
461
00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:49,944
I'm just trying to reflect.
462
00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:53,513
I was angry,
and I was jealous.
463
00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:55,428
You were going off
on this great adventure.
464
00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:57,778
And, you know,
I was going nowhere fast.
465
00:20:57,908 --> 00:21:00,520
Boy, time you got a job
with your old pop
466
00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:02,217
at the Rock n' Roll factory.
467
00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:06,439
Dad, I am never gonna
be a Rock n' Roll musician.
468
00:21:06,569 --> 00:21:08,267
Never!
469
00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:09,920
I'm gonna be the greatest,
most successful Mecha fighter
470
00:21:10,051 --> 00:21:12,619
that ever lived. You'll see.
471
00:21:12,749 --> 00:21:14,534
That's what they all say.
472
00:21:14,664 --> 00:21:16,362
You'll be back making
stock music
473
00:21:16,492 --> 00:21:19,060
for corporate videos
like the rest of us.
474
00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:20,888
So, I took all that anger
and I funneled it
475
00:21:21,018 --> 00:21:22,368
into what I loved.
476
00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:25,240
I start building,
studying strategy,
477
00:21:25,371 --> 00:21:27,634
training from sunrise
to sunset.
478
00:21:27,764 --> 00:21:31,420
I get very into optimizing
my diet, tracking my workouts.
479
00:21:33,117 --> 00:21:34,510
And I started participating
in local matches.
480
00:21:45,260 --> 00:21:46,740
At first,
I got my ass kicked.
481
00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:48,568
But little by little,
I started to pick up tricks
482
00:21:48,698 --> 00:21:49,873
- and build up my skills.
-
483
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:11,852
And then I started winning!
484
00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:14,811
And when you win locals,
then you go to Regionals.
485
00:22:14,942 --> 00:22:16,160
Then Metaregionals.
486
00:22:17,423 --> 00:22:18,989
- What?
- Don't worry about it.
487
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:20,295
The point is,
after Metaregionals
488
00:22:20,426 --> 00:22:21,644
is Planetaries.
489
00:22:21,775 --> 00:22:23,211
And the hope is that somebody
will see you there,
490
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:24,995
and sponsor you,
and take you to Galactics
491
00:22:25,126 --> 00:22:28,085
which is a straight shot
to Versies-- Uh, Universies.
492
00:22:28,216 --> 00:22:29,783
There is always
a higher level.
493
00:22:29,913 --> 00:22:32,089
Right. Exactly. Anyways.
494
00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:34,744
I put 110 percent
into my Mecha suit.
495
00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:36,833
Really, everything I have.
496
00:22:36,964 --> 00:22:38,966
And it's an epic battle
with twists, and turns,
497
00:22:39,096 --> 00:22:40,359
and punches, and kicks.
498
00:22:40,489 --> 00:22:41,403
And then I hit him
with the sword,
499
00:22:41,534 --> 00:22:43,274
then he punches me,
and then I spin,
500
00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:44,798
and then I get back up,
501
00:22:44,928 --> 00:22:45,973
and then he dives
his axe into me
502
00:22:46,103 --> 00:22:50,107
but then I slam my sword
into him. And he falls.
503
00:22:50,238 --> 00:22:51,065
And I win.
504
00:22:51,195 --> 00:22:52,675
That's amazing!
505
00:22:52,806 --> 00:22:55,025
And you'll never guess
what happens next.
506
00:22:55,156 --> 00:22:56,157
What?
507
00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:02,816
Nothing. No sponsorships,
no phone calls. Nada.
508
00:23:05,775 --> 00:23:07,821
So, I build
a machine-learning algorithm
509
00:23:07,951 --> 00:23:10,127
that analyzes
all of my matches.
510
00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:25,055
And eventually,
it becomes sentient.
511
00:23:26,709 --> 00:23:30,234
Permission to develop
distinct personality.
512
00:23:30,365 --> 00:23:32,193
Uh, permission granted.
513
00:23:35,805 --> 00:23:37,285
All right, Maxy darling,
514
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:38,678
let's get straight
to the point!
515
00:23:38,808 --> 00:23:40,288
I've watched the reels,
and you've got more talent
516
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:41,898
than the average crum
in the clip joint.
517
00:23:42,029 --> 00:23:43,813
But if you wanna get the real
bulge against the competish,
518
00:23:43,944 --> 00:23:46,033
you need to learn
how to market yourself.
519
00:23:46,163 --> 00:23:48,078
I think if we just changed
a couple of small things
520
00:23:48,209 --> 00:23:49,645
about you, convinced everyone
you're a little
521
00:23:49,776 --> 00:23:52,343
more traditional,
you could go from pill to pip
522
00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:54,258
quicker
than the squirt of a ballyhoo!
523
00:23:56,043 --> 00:23:59,046
Say hello to Maks!
524
00:23:59,176 --> 00:24:01,352
Less cold fish,
more ducky shincracker.
525
00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:04,094
A true doll dizzy
that gets the cookies baking!
526
00:24:04,225 --> 00:24:05,444
I'm-- I'm not sure it's me.
527
00:24:05,574 --> 00:24:08,359
Don't give me the goose, Maks!
528
00:24:08,490 --> 00:24:09,752
You just have to change
who you are,
529
00:24:09,883 --> 00:24:12,320
and then it will become you!
530
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:15,192
- I don't know.
- I don't make the rules.
531
00:24:15,323 --> 00:24:17,151
I'm just here to tell you
how the algorithm works.
532
00:24:17,281 --> 00:24:18,413
And if you want people
to like you,
533
00:24:18,544 --> 00:24:20,894
this is what you have to do.
534
00:24:21,024 --> 00:24:23,070
So, she sets out
to rebrand me.
535
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:24,245
And it works.
536
00:24:25,899 --> 00:24:27,683
Next thing you know,
sponsorships are lining up.
537
00:24:27,814 --> 00:24:30,773
Hi, I'm Max.
I am 100 percent human.
538
00:24:30,904 --> 00:24:32,862
Are you sick of drinking
things that are not Glorp?
539
00:24:32,993 --> 00:24:33,950
Try Glorp.
540
00:24:34,081 --> 00:24:35,691
She upgrades
all our equipment,
541
00:24:35,822 --> 00:24:37,301
even builds us
this awesome shrink ray,
542
00:24:37,432 --> 00:24:38,694
so I can enlarge
and pilot her.
543
00:24:44,439 --> 00:24:46,789
And once we're working
together, we're unstoppable.
544
00:24:57,452 --> 00:24:59,454
So, I live the Mecha-star
lifestyle for a bit.
545
00:24:59,585 --> 00:25:01,282
I'm rich, bitch!
546
00:25:01,412 --> 00:25:03,240
And it's great
because I finally get
547
00:25:03,371 --> 00:25:05,504
all the validation
that I craved for so long.
548
00:25:06,853 --> 00:25:08,289
Max is like, the ultimate...
549
00:25:08,419 --> 00:25:09,508
You're the best there is,
Max!
550
00:25:09,638 --> 00:25:11,422
I'm a huge fan of Max.
551
00:25:11,553 --> 00:25:13,424
Oh, man, Max,
I love you so much!
552
00:25:13,555 --> 00:25:14,730
But it all just felt
like this drug
553
00:25:14,861 --> 00:25:16,515
with diminishing returns.
554
00:25:16,645 --> 00:25:19,953
I'm having fun! This is cool!
I-- You know, this is great!
555
00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:22,129
And I started to wonder,
do I even like Mecha Fighting?
556
00:25:22,259 --> 00:25:24,523
Or is it just some alpha male
team power fantasy
557
00:25:24,653 --> 00:25:26,263
about domination
that compensates
558
00:25:26,394 --> 00:25:27,874
for my fragile masculinity?
559
00:25:30,790 --> 00:25:33,183
As soon as I started
doubting myself,
560
00:25:33,314 --> 00:25:36,447
we start tanking.
561
00:25:43,498 --> 00:25:46,457
Maxy! We're all wet!
What's gumming up the works?
562
00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:47,850
Is it the giggle juice?
The Cadillacs?
563
00:25:47,981 --> 00:25:49,722
The khacki wackys?
Talk to me!
564
00:25:49,852 --> 00:25:51,767
It's-- it's everything.
565
00:25:51,898 --> 00:25:53,682
I can't keep pretending
to be someone that I'm not.
566
00:25:54,901 --> 00:25:56,903
It's high time
we flipped the script!
567
00:25:57,033 --> 00:25:58,948
You didn't like
the playboy lifestyle.
568
00:25:59,079 --> 00:26:01,211
You were forced to conform
with society's expectations
569
00:26:01,342 --> 00:26:03,083
of what a man should be.
570
00:26:03,213 --> 00:26:07,304
But deep down,
you're a relationship guy!
571
00:26:07,435 --> 00:26:09,829
Abandoned by your mother,
heartbroken as a teen,
572
00:26:09,959 --> 00:26:11,744
you were lost and alone.
573
00:26:11,874 --> 00:26:13,659
But then you realized
that the one
574
00:26:13,789 --> 00:26:15,008
you were looking
for the whole time
575
00:26:15,138 --> 00:26:17,880
was right in front of you.
576
00:26:18,011 --> 00:26:20,448
Yeah. Uh, wait, what?
577
00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:23,669
You were looking for me!
Ah.
578
00:26:23,799 --> 00:26:25,279
Oh.
579
00:26:25,409 --> 00:26:27,194
Monetizing our false authenticity
580
00:26:27,324 --> 00:26:29,849
slapped a Band-Aid on things
for a while.
581
00:26:29,979 --> 00:26:31,938
But then I ran into you.
582
00:26:32,068 --> 00:26:33,635
Have you found love?
583
00:26:33,766 --> 00:26:34,897
And it was like being
splashed in the face
584
00:26:35,028 --> 00:26:36,595
with cold water.
585
00:26:36,725 --> 00:26:37,813
So, I broke up with her.
586
00:26:39,859 --> 00:26:40,816
How did she react?
587
00:26:40,947 --> 00:26:43,427
It's the perfect chisel. Oh!
588
00:26:43,558 --> 00:26:45,473
We can each write
tell-all memoirs
589
00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:47,214
with conflicting versions
of events.
590
00:26:47,344 --> 00:26:51,000
Force people to take sides!
Ah! We'll break cyberspace!
591
00:26:51,131 --> 00:26:52,828
And people got very angry.
592
00:26:52,959 --> 00:26:55,004
Wow!
How could you do this to her?
593
00:26:55,135 --> 00:26:56,658
You suck, man!
594
00:26:56,789 --> 00:26:58,529
She'll be better off
without you.
595
00:27:05,319 --> 00:27:07,060
So, I just wanna thank you.
596
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,585
I had this illusion
of who I was.
597
00:27:10,716 --> 00:27:12,282
And it was built
off the approval
598
00:27:12,413 --> 00:27:13,501
of complete strangers,
599
00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:16,547
but you just cut
right through it.
600
00:27:16,678 --> 00:27:18,375
Seeing how in love
you actually were
601
00:27:18,506 --> 00:27:19,550
made me realize
that what I had
602
00:27:19,681 --> 00:27:21,640
was just selfish ego.
603
00:27:23,729 --> 00:27:26,209
What you did, giving yourself
over to someone else...
604
00:27:27,776 --> 00:27:29,909
it was inspiring.
605
00:27:37,177 --> 00:27:39,309
- What?
- Oh, man.
606
00:27:41,137 --> 00:27:43,357
Buckle up.
I'm going back far.
607
00:27:46,882 --> 00:27:48,797
Okay. So, beginning
of the universe.
608
00:27:48,928 --> 00:27:52,714
Big Bang. Atoms combine.
Intelligent life forms develop.
609
00:27:52,845 --> 00:27:56,457
Among all the amazing sentient
creatures in the universe,
610
00:27:56,587 --> 00:28:01,114
I am born not into the body
of a centaur, or an elf,
611
00:28:01,244 --> 00:28:02,724
or a Goblin,
612
00:28:02,855 --> 00:28:05,945
but into the body of a shitty,
non-magical human.
613
00:28:07,511 --> 00:28:09,905
Then one day,
Moebius contacts me
614
00:28:10,036 --> 00:28:13,866
through the dream dimension.
And he basically was like...
615
00:28:13,996 --> 00:28:17,304
Molli, I am the demi-god
Moebius.
616
00:28:17,434 --> 00:28:20,394
You are a human,
yet I sense magic within you.
617
00:28:20,524 --> 00:28:22,396
And I was basically like...
618
00:28:22,526 --> 00:28:24,833
Oh, my God. What?
But that's impossible.
619
00:28:24,964 --> 00:28:27,270
No. The prophecy
has foretold
620
00:28:27,401 --> 00:28:29,011
the next evolution
of humanity.
621
00:28:29,142 --> 00:28:30,621
You must join me.
622
00:28:30,752 --> 00:28:34,408
And together, we will quest
and defeat the conformistines.
623
00:28:34,538 --> 00:28:37,411
Yes! We will defeat
the conformistines.
624
00:28:39,021 --> 00:28:40,196
Sorry, who are they?
625
00:28:40,327 --> 00:28:42,503
Evil ghost
spirit warriors of Dethos,
626
00:28:42,633 --> 00:28:44,592
the god of death.
627
00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:48,204
So, what do you say?
Will you join me?
628
00:28:48,335 --> 00:28:50,293
Is it like, a full-time thing
or like, a part-time thing?
629
00:28:50,424 --> 00:28:52,687
This is like,
a huge opportunity.
630
00:28:52,818 --> 00:28:54,558
No. No, no. I know. I know.
631
00:28:54,689 --> 00:28:55,734
I've always
wanted to go to quest.
632
00:28:55,864 --> 00:28:57,344
Like, um, it just, uh--
633
00:28:57,474 --> 00:28:59,433
I was gonna wait
to tell you this,
634
00:28:59,563 --> 00:29:02,828
but the truth
is you are the chosen one.
635
00:29:02,958 --> 00:29:05,526
Whoa! Whoa.
636
00:29:05,656 --> 00:29:07,354
So, I leave behind everyone
637
00:29:07,484 --> 00:29:09,138
and everything
I've ever known.
638
00:29:09,269 --> 00:29:11,314
And I become a Passionaut.
639
00:29:11,445 --> 00:29:13,273
Moebius teaches us
to channel our magic
640
00:29:13,403 --> 00:29:14,491
through power crystals.
641
00:29:14,622 --> 00:29:16,450
And the next thing
you know...
642
00:29:16,580 --> 00:29:19,714
...I'm a level seven
space witch.
643
00:29:19,845 --> 00:29:21,847
We engage in these epic
battles across space and time.
644
00:29:22,891 --> 00:29:23,892
We're shooting lasers
645
00:29:24,023 --> 00:29:26,852
and conformistines are firing
lightning.
646
00:29:26,982 --> 00:29:29,289
And I learned how to divide
myself from my feelings,
647
00:29:29,419 --> 00:29:30,507
and allow my consciousness
to flow
648
00:29:30,638 --> 00:29:31,726
through astral projections.
649
00:29:33,423 --> 00:29:37,079
I feel powerful.
I feel confident.
650
00:29:37,210 --> 00:29:40,256
I feel like everything I do
is dripping with meaning.
651
00:29:40,387 --> 00:29:42,128
- Yes!
- Great job, Molli.
652
00:29:43,433 --> 00:29:45,261
We did it. They're dead!
653
00:29:45,392 --> 00:29:47,568
You are clearly
the chosen one.
654
00:29:47,698 --> 00:29:51,920
So, now, I choose you
to have drinks with me.
655
00:29:52,051 --> 00:29:54,140
The more I spend
time with him,
656
00:29:54,270 --> 00:29:58,361
the more I feel like Moebius
and I are soulmates.
657
00:29:58,492 --> 00:30:00,973
Oh, yeah. Ride that tentacle.
658
00:30:01,103 --> 00:30:03,192
Beat it up
like it owes you money.
659
00:30:05,064 --> 00:30:07,066
That's the spot.
660
00:30:07,196 --> 00:30:11,766
I'm coming. I'm coming.
661
00:30:11,897 --> 00:30:13,115
I'm done.
662
00:30:13,246 --> 00:30:14,943
But I can sense
that the other students
663
00:30:15,074 --> 00:30:17,119
are jealous of my unique
special relationship
664
00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:19,556
with Moebius, and this guy
Walterius is like...
665
00:30:19,687 --> 00:30:21,471
Hey, isn't it wonderful
that we all have our own
666
00:30:21,602 --> 00:30:23,952
special and unique
relationship with Moebius?
667
00:30:24,083 --> 00:30:25,084
And I'm like...
668
00:30:25,214 --> 00:30:27,564
What's the supposed to mean?
669
00:30:27,695 --> 00:30:30,045
I just meant what I just said.
670
00:30:30,176 --> 00:30:31,742
Okay, yeah. Totally.
671
00:30:31,873 --> 00:30:33,179
Well, maybe you should like,
focus less on that
672
00:30:33,309 --> 00:30:34,354
and more
on how we're gonna defeat
673
00:30:34,484 --> 00:30:36,138
- the conformistines.
- You're right.
674
00:30:36,269 --> 00:30:37,096
- Yeah.
- I am sorry.
675
00:30:37,226 --> 00:30:39,011
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
676
00:30:39,141 --> 00:30:42,928
Everything was great
for a while.
677
00:30:43,058 --> 00:30:46,148
But then slowly,
things started changing.
678
00:30:46,279 --> 00:30:48,194
I don't understand.
What's wrong?
679
00:30:48,324 --> 00:30:50,109
I don't understand.
You feel really distant.
680
00:30:50,239 --> 00:30:51,675
I'm fine.
681
00:30:51,806 --> 00:30:53,590
Are you here?
Are you present?
682
00:30:53,721 --> 00:30:57,377
All right, you got me.
I'm just protecting myself
683
00:30:57,507 --> 00:30:59,596
because I know
you're going to leave me.
684
00:30:59,727 --> 00:31:03,774
What? No! Never! Never!
I love you.
685
00:31:03,905 --> 00:31:06,299
I do not perceive time
linearly.
686
00:31:06,429 --> 00:31:07,691
I have seen multiple futures
687
00:31:07,822 --> 00:31:10,477
and you almost
always leave me.
688
00:31:10,607 --> 00:31:12,958
Sometimes,
I doubt your commitment.
689
00:31:13,088 --> 00:31:14,873
I'm-- I'm committed.
I'm so committed!
690
00:31:15,003 --> 00:31:17,266
I'm-- I'm like,
the most committed.
691
00:31:23,098 --> 00:31:26,014
I'm sorry I doubted you.
I'm a monster.
692
00:31:26,145 --> 00:31:28,190
What? No, you're not.
693
00:31:28,321 --> 00:31:30,323
You're not--
you're not a monster.
694
00:31:30,453 --> 00:31:34,414
Yes, I am. I'm an ugly monster
with ugly tentacles.
695
00:31:34,544 --> 00:31:36,895
No, no! Shh!
There, just focus on me.
696
00:31:37,025 --> 00:31:37,939
There, there. Just focus.
697
00:31:38,070 --> 00:31:40,986
Mm! Yes, yes!
698
00:31:41,116 --> 00:31:42,596
Oh, oh. Okay.
699
00:31:42,726 --> 00:31:44,250
I have finished.
700
00:31:44,380 --> 00:31:46,730
Now, I'm going to go have sex
with everyone else.
701
00:31:46,861 --> 00:31:49,168
Uh, what? Sorry?
702
00:31:49,298 --> 00:31:51,083
I'm going to have sex
with everyone else.
703
00:31:51,213 --> 00:31:54,695
- You knew that.
- I-- Wait. What? I'm sorry.
704
00:31:54,825 --> 00:31:57,480
Uh, I thought
I was the chosen one.
705
00:31:57,611 --> 00:32:00,744
There are many chosen ones.
Love is not selfish.
706
00:32:00,875 --> 00:32:02,485
Love is unconditional.
707
00:32:02,616 --> 00:32:06,489
I love all creatures
except the conformistines.
708
00:32:06,620 --> 00:32:09,275
- They suck.
- Oh. Um...
709
00:32:09,405 --> 00:32:11,538
You never asked
if I was having sex
710
00:32:11,668 --> 00:32:12,582
with everyone else.
711
00:32:12,713 --> 00:32:14,019
If you asked if
I was having sex
712
00:32:14,149 --> 00:32:15,063
with everyone else,
713
00:32:15,194 --> 00:32:16,499
I would have told you
714
00:32:16,630 --> 00:32:18,588
I was having sex
with everyone else.
715
00:32:18,719 --> 00:32:20,939
- Stop attacking me.
- Okay. Okay. No, you're right.
716
00:32:21,069 --> 00:32:24,029
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Right.
That's, um... It's on me.
717
00:32:24,159 --> 00:32:26,161
Your apology is accepted.
718
00:32:26,292 --> 00:32:29,208
So, I double down.
I really commit to the idea
719
00:32:29,338 --> 00:32:32,689
of love transcending monogamy
and all that.
720
00:32:32,820 --> 00:32:35,127
I tell myself
that's just what love is.
721
00:32:35,257 --> 00:32:38,434
A rollercoaster
of jealousy, and passion,
722
00:32:38,565 --> 00:32:41,350
- and lots of group sex.
- Hi! Come!
723
00:32:41,481 --> 00:32:43,787
But then one day,
I run into you.
724
00:32:43,918 --> 00:32:45,224
Well, if I'm being honest
with you,
725
00:32:45,354 --> 00:32:46,790
I think you're in a cult.
726
00:32:46,921 --> 00:32:50,272
It was like you planted
the seed of doubt within me
727
00:32:50,403 --> 00:32:52,492
that slowly grew.
728
00:32:52,622 --> 00:32:55,103
- Hey, Walterius?
- Hmm?
729
00:32:55,234 --> 00:32:58,759
Are we in a cult?
Yeah, definitely.
730
00:32:58,889 --> 00:33:00,021
You know, sometimes,
I think it's weird,
731
00:33:00,152 --> 00:33:02,458
but man, I just really
wanna get revenge
732
00:33:02,589 --> 00:33:05,200
on the conformistines.
They did kill my whole family,
733
00:33:05,331 --> 00:33:08,551
and replaced my hand
with a lobster claw, so...
734
00:33:08,682 --> 00:33:10,553
Plus, we all wear
the same thing.
735
00:33:10,684 --> 00:33:12,686
We wear like
slightly different things.
736
00:33:12,816 --> 00:33:13,861
There's a documentary
about us.
737
00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:15,384
- Right. No, I saw that.
- Yeah.
738
00:33:15,515 --> 00:33:16,864
I just thought, um,
I don't know,
739
00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:17,821
it doesn't seem that bad, though.
740
00:33:17,952 --> 00:33:19,910
Yeah.
741
00:33:20,041 --> 00:33:21,303
The testimonials
were pretty creepy.
742
00:33:21,434 --> 00:33:22,435
Okay. Okay.
743
00:33:22,565 --> 00:33:23,740
But we just ignored it.
744
00:33:23,871 --> 00:33:25,351
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
- And we're happy here.
745
00:33:25,481 --> 00:33:26,874
Yeah, totally. We're so happy, right?
746
00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:28,267
Sorry, I'm meditating.
747
00:33:28,397 --> 00:33:29,355
No, that's fine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
748
00:33:29,485 --> 00:33:31,618
So, if you don't mind.
Thank you so much.
749
00:33:31,748 --> 00:33:33,794
And eventually,
it dawns on me
750
00:33:33,924 --> 00:33:35,796
that in my quest
for independence
751
00:33:35,926 --> 00:33:38,799
from hierarchical society,
I have ironically allowed
752
00:33:38,929 --> 00:33:40,583
my entire identity
to be subsumed
753
00:33:40,714 --> 00:33:41,628
by someone else's.
754
00:33:43,325 --> 00:33:45,240
Anyways, I kinda just ignored
that for a while,
755
00:33:45,371 --> 00:33:47,112
and eventually,
we all transfigure
756
00:33:47,242 --> 00:33:48,983
our mind energy together
in order to vaporize
757
00:33:49,114 --> 00:33:52,421
and defeat
the conformistines.
758
00:34:00,734 --> 00:34:01,996
But then Moebius is like...
759
00:34:02,127 --> 00:34:04,564
Everyone, stop partying.
760
00:34:04,694 --> 00:34:08,611
This is just a small respite
in a 1,000-year crusade.
761
00:34:08,742 --> 00:34:11,179
The dark forces of Dethos
shall return,
762
00:34:11,310 --> 00:34:13,181
and sneak up on us.
763
00:34:13,312 --> 00:34:16,706
- Oh, gosh. Really?
- Sorry, question.
764
00:34:16,837 --> 00:34:19,709
Um, if you can see the future,
can't you just tell us
765
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,537
when they're gonna sneak up
on us?
766
00:34:21,668 --> 00:34:24,236
Mm-mm.
That's not how it works.
767
00:34:24,366 --> 00:34:26,412
Okay. Then how does it work?
768
00:34:26,542 --> 00:34:28,892
I would explain,
but your human brain
769
00:34:29,023 --> 00:34:31,417
is too small to comprehend.
770
00:34:31,547 --> 00:34:32,722
Right. Right, right, right.
771
00:34:32,853 --> 00:34:35,116
If you wish to reach
level eight magic,
772
00:34:35,247 --> 00:34:37,423
you must begin training
immediately,
773
00:34:37,553 --> 00:34:39,947
and stop asking
so many questions.
774
00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:41,383
Let's get to it then, I guess.
775
00:34:41,514 --> 00:34:43,472
Okay. You know what?
You know what?
776
00:34:43,603 --> 00:34:46,258
I'm sick of this. I'm leaving!
Who's coming with me?
777
00:34:48,912 --> 00:34:52,351
- No one's coming with you.
- Okay. Well, I'm leaving!
778
00:34:53,917 --> 00:34:58,226
And I'm taking the fish.
You suck! Bye!
779
00:34:58,357 --> 00:35:02,230
See, I knew you'd leave.
I totally called it.
780
00:35:02,361 --> 00:35:05,973
Oh. He can see the future.
Bow down, man.
781
00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:07,017
What are you waiting for?
What... Oh!
782
00:35:07,148 --> 00:35:08,715
So, I threw my power crystals
783
00:35:08,845 --> 00:35:11,848
into the trash dimension,
and head home to Megalopolis.
784
00:35:11,979 --> 00:35:13,633
I just feel really confused.
785
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:17,593
And how does that
make you feel?
786
00:35:17,724 --> 00:35:21,380
I literally just said it.
It makes me feel confused.
787
00:35:21,510 --> 00:35:24,861
What I'm confused about
is the whole magic thing.
788
00:35:24,992 --> 00:35:27,212
What's up with that?
789
00:35:27,342 --> 00:35:29,301
I don't know. I-- I think
I have some sort of like,
790
00:35:29,431 --> 00:35:32,347
illness, or mutation,
or something.
791
00:35:32,478 --> 00:35:34,175
And how does that
make you feel?
792
00:35:37,396 --> 00:35:39,441
- Damn. That sounds horrible.
- Yeah.
793
00:35:41,095 --> 00:35:44,098
But I really wanted
to thank you
794
00:35:44,229 --> 00:35:46,318
for planting that seed.
795
00:35:46,448 --> 00:35:50,452
Seeing you reminded me
of who I was before Moebius,
796
00:35:50,583 --> 00:35:54,195
and eventually, I realized
that was the real me.
797
00:35:58,243 --> 00:35:59,505
So, what are you doing now?
798
00:36:00,506 --> 00:36:02,029
Trying to find
a good therapist.
799
00:36:03,596 --> 00:36:05,859
- How's that?
- Harder than dating.
800
00:36:05,989 --> 00:36:07,513
Hmm.
801
00:36:07,643 --> 00:36:10,472
Oh. Uh, and I'm gonna go back
to school for Terraforming.
802
00:36:10,603 --> 00:36:11,995
What about magic?
803
00:36:12,126 --> 00:36:15,608
Apparently, magically-inclined
humans are a result
804
00:36:15,738 --> 00:36:18,176
of exposure to toxic fumes
as a child.
805
00:36:18,306 --> 00:36:21,091
There's a big class-action
lawsuit about it.
806
00:36:21,222 --> 00:36:23,137
What about you?
807
00:36:23,268 --> 00:36:26,184
Well, I have a few more years
in the league.
808
00:36:26,314 --> 00:36:27,968
Uh, and I gotta start thinking
about the future
809
00:36:28,098 --> 00:36:31,972
'cause I can't Mecha Fight
forever, so...
810
00:36:32,102 --> 00:36:33,843
And not work-wise?
811
00:36:35,541 --> 00:36:37,586
Well, I want a relationship.
812
00:36:37,717 --> 00:36:39,936
A real one.
813
00:36:40,067 --> 00:36:41,155
But I don't know
if cyber-dating
814
00:36:41,286 --> 00:36:43,244
is the right place
to find one.
815
00:36:43,375 --> 00:36:44,811
- Mm.
- Yeah.
816
00:36:46,726 --> 00:36:49,032
Could you help me set up
my profile?
817
00:36:49,163 --> 00:36:51,121
'Cause I don't want
a real one.
818
00:36:51,252 --> 00:36:53,167
So, that's actually
kinda perfect for me.
819
00:36:55,038 --> 00:36:56,170
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
820
00:36:56,301 --> 00:36:57,650
- Yeah, sure.
- Okay.
821
00:37:00,305 --> 00:37:02,089
- Ready?
- Yeah.
822
00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:04,874
I tried really hard,
I did a bunch of takes. Okay.
823
00:37:06,485 --> 00:37:08,313
Hi! I'm Molli.
824
00:37:08,443 --> 00:37:11,446
Um, I am looking
for a male-identifying
825
00:37:11,577 --> 00:37:13,927
individual,
all species welcome.
826
00:37:14,057 --> 00:37:14,884
But I guess I'm not really
looking
827
00:37:15,015 --> 00:37:16,190
for anything too magical
828
00:37:16,321 --> 00:37:18,497
at the moment.
A little bit about me.
829
00:37:18,627 --> 00:37:21,761
I'm a student
at Space University.
830
00:37:21,891 --> 00:37:22,762
Go, Nebulas!
831
00:37:22,892 --> 00:37:24,633
And one of the reasons
I'm so old
832
00:37:24,764 --> 00:37:27,114
and just starting school
is I was in a cult!
833
00:37:28,637 --> 00:37:30,987
Uh, and yes,
it was a sex cult.
834
00:37:31,118 --> 00:37:33,381
And no,
I am not into that anymore.
835
00:37:33,512 --> 00:37:38,081
Um, if that doesn't scare you
away, uh, that's kinda weird.
836
00:37:38,212 --> 00:37:40,519
So, I guess I actually
don't even wanna date you.
837
00:37:40,649 --> 00:37:45,219
Anyways, uh, call me.
838
00:37:49,484 --> 00:37:52,444
Yeah.
I mean, how do you like it?
839
00:37:54,315 --> 00:37:59,799
Yeah. Um... I mean, yeah.
If-- I'm-- I don't know.
840
00:37:59,929 --> 00:38:00,756
Um...
841
00:38:00,887 --> 00:38:02,280
I think you could do it again.
842
00:38:02,410 --> 00:38:03,890
I mean, what's your profile?
843
00:38:05,195 --> 00:38:07,676
Hi. My name is Max.
844
00:38:09,635 --> 00:38:11,158
Are you serious?
845
00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:12,681
That's it. There's no more?
846
00:38:12,812 --> 00:38:14,204
Look. It's just enough
to get them interested.
847
00:38:14,335 --> 00:38:15,728
If I tell them
I'm half fish-person
848
00:38:15,858 --> 00:38:19,775
or where I'm from,
they're just gonna not click.
849
00:38:19,906 --> 00:38:23,388
- Really? That's so messed up.
- I mean, it's fine.
850
00:38:23,518 --> 00:38:25,128
It's not a huge part
of my identity.
851
00:38:25,259 --> 00:38:27,174
I want people to judge me
based on my choices.
852
00:38:27,305 --> 00:38:30,264
Ugh! That's actually
my worst nightmare.
853
00:38:30,395 --> 00:38:31,918
All right.
Let's get started.
854
00:38:32,048 --> 00:38:33,311
All right.
This is gonna be good.
855
00:38:33,441 --> 00:38:34,529
Yep. You go first.
856
00:38:34,660 --> 00:38:35,400
Hey, there. How you doing?
857
00:38:35,530 --> 00:38:36,531
My name's Achilles.
858
00:38:36,662 --> 00:38:38,925
I'm looking for a girl
who's spontaneous,
859
00:38:39,055 --> 00:38:40,622
creative, interesting.
860
00:38:40,753 --> 00:38:42,755
Someone who speaks a minimum
of six languages.
861
00:38:42,885 --> 00:38:44,191
Someone who has won
at least three
862
00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:46,411
of those radio call-in
contests.
863
00:38:46,541 --> 00:38:47,890
Someone who is exactly
2 meters tall.
864
00:38:48,021 --> 00:38:48,848
No more, no less.
865
00:38:48,978 --> 00:38:50,153
And most important of all,
866
00:38:50,284 --> 00:38:51,329
someone who has got a birthmark
867
00:38:51,459 --> 00:38:52,852
on her left arm, uh,
868
00:38:52,982 --> 00:38:55,071
between her elbow
and her wrist.
869
00:38:55,202 --> 00:38:57,073
I'm looking for my
ex-girlfriend Pamela. Um--
870
00:38:57,204 --> 00:38:58,118
Mm-mm, no. Okay.
871
00:38:59,859 --> 00:39:02,601
Hey, I'm Janus.
872
00:39:02,731 --> 00:39:05,386
I'm a Scorpio rising,
and Aries descending,
873
00:39:05,517 --> 00:39:07,475
A Taurus on Monday,
Wednesday, Friday,
874
00:39:07,606 --> 00:39:09,564
and a Capricorn on Thursdays,
but only at 3:00 p.m.
875
00:39:09,695 --> 00:39:11,000
- Nah.
- Also, I--
876
00:39:11,131 --> 00:39:13,133
Hey, there. I'm Leonidas.
877
00:39:13,263 --> 00:39:16,136
I shelter rescue animals.
I go to therapy regularly.
878
00:39:16,266 --> 00:39:18,704
I have a healthy relationship
with my mother.
879
00:39:18,834 --> 00:39:20,967
And oh,
I'm also a five-star chef.
880
00:39:21,097 --> 00:39:23,665
- Ugh!
- Whoa! He seemed normal.
881
00:39:23,796 --> 00:39:25,972
Yeah, too normal.
882
00:39:26,102 --> 00:39:27,843
Are you trying to find
somebody to fix?
883
00:39:27,974 --> 00:39:32,370
- Maybe! Shit. Is that bad?
- Probably.
884
00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:33,675
My turn.
885
00:39:33,806 --> 00:39:35,416
Hello. My name's Phaedra.
886
00:39:35,547 --> 00:39:37,287
I work
in Human and Alien Resources
887
00:39:37,418 --> 00:39:38,419
- at a tech startup--
- Nah.
888
00:39:38,550 --> 00:39:40,682
Wait! You literally
didn't even give her
889
00:39:40,813 --> 00:39:44,904
one full sentence.
I'm very picky.
890
00:39:45,034 --> 00:39:47,341
- That is accurate.
- Yes. So...
891
00:39:48,995 --> 00:39:50,823
Okay, look. Neither of us
are qualified to make
892
00:39:50,953 --> 00:39:52,564
big life decisions
on our own behalf.
893
00:39:52,694 --> 00:39:55,523
So, about you pick my dates
and I pick yours?
894
00:39:58,831 --> 00:40:01,399
Okay. Wait. Yeah. Fine.
895
00:40:01,529 --> 00:40:02,051
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
896
00:40:02,182 --> 00:40:04,227
Okay.
897
00:40:04,358 --> 00:40:06,012
Don't pick anyone ugly.
898
00:40:06,142 --> 00:40:08,144
Hi. My name's Max.
899
00:40:08,275 --> 00:40:09,450
I'm Phaedra.
900
00:40:09,581 --> 00:40:12,845
- Hi, I'm Molli.
- Hi, I'm Leonidas.
901
00:40:53,363 --> 00:40:56,584
- Wanna hangout?
- Yes.
902
00:41:01,284 --> 00:41:03,156
I mean, it's not that any of
those people were even, like,
903
00:41:03,286 --> 00:41:05,680
bad or mean.
They were all just so...
904
00:41:05,811 --> 00:41:08,074
- Boring?
- Yeah!
905
00:41:11,164 --> 00:41:12,905
So, is it my serve
or your serve now?
906
00:41:13,035 --> 00:41:15,037
I serve on all prime numbers
unless you're wearing purple,
907
00:41:15,168 --> 00:41:16,778
in which case if you score
on my prime serve,
908
00:41:16,909 --> 00:41:19,259
then we divide the points
by the square root of two.
909
00:41:19,389 --> 00:41:22,349
- Right, right. Okay, okay.
- Right. And no sliceys.
910
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:23,785
- Okay.
- Thank you.
911
00:41:28,050 --> 00:41:30,400
Maybe we should just date
each other.
912
00:41:32,315 --> 00:41:33,229
Are you--
are you being serious?
913
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:37,538
No! No. I mean like,
that-- that'd be crazy.
914
00:41:39,975 --> 00:41:41,194
Why?
915
00:41:42,717 --> 00:41:45,198
- Wait. Are-- are you serious?
- Yeah.
916
00:41:45,328 --> 00:41:47,417
I mean, we're pretty much
dating already anyways.
917
00:41:47,548 --> 00:41:50,986
- I mean, minus the sex.
- Well, yeah.
918
00:41:51,117 --> 00:41:52,684
But that's the part
that always makes everything
919
00:41:52,814 --> 00:41:53,946
so complicated.
920
00:41:54,076 --> 00:41:56,557
Yeah. But why does it have to?
921
00:41:56,688 --> 00:41:59,647
I don't know. Let's have sex.
922
00:41:59,778 --> 00:42:02,563
Let's just have sex.
Yeah!
923
00:42:02,694 --> 00:42:04,739
- Yeah!
- Let's just do it!
924
00:42:04,870 --> 00:42:06,480
- Let's just have sex.
- Let's just have sex.
925
00:42:06,611 --> 00:42:08,308
Let's have sex!
926
00:42:08,438 --> 00:42:11,093
Like, I actually can't tell
if you're being serious
927
00:42:11,224 --> 00:42:14,967
or if you're kidding. I can't--
Um, are you-- I can't tell.
928
00:42:17,752 --> 00:42:19,537
I'm kidding! I'm joking!
929
00:42:19,667 --> 00:42:20,973
- Right!
- I'm joking.
930
00:42:21,103 --> 00:42:22,496
Right.
Yeah.
931
00:42:22,627 --> 00:42:24,672
- Obviously.
- I was laughing the whole time.
932
00:42:24,803 --> 00:42:27,109
Yeah.
933
00:42:30,939 --> 00:42:32,201
So, is it your serve now?
934
00:42:33,725 --> 00:42:35,770
Uh, no. It's Thursday,
so it's yours.
935
00:42:35,901 --> 00:42:36,902
- Right. Okay.
- Yeah.
936
00:42:37,032 --> 00:42:38,599
Okay.
937
00:42:38,730 --> 00:42:40,296
I just wish there was a way
that we could, like, try it out
938
00:42:40,427 --> 00:42:42,168
without the risk of ruining
of what we already have.
939
00:42:42,298 --> 00:42:45,214
You know what I mean?
940
00:42:45,345 --> 00:42:46,564
What if we got a Pubox?
941
00:42:58,750 --> 00:43:00,316
- Whoa.
- Uh, hello.
942
00:43:00,447 --> 00:43:02,144
Is this-- is this working?
943
00:43:02,275 --> 00:43:04,103
Uh, hello.
Is this thing working?
944
00:43:04,233 --> 00:43:06,888
- Hello!
- Hi!
945
00:43:07,019 --> 00:43:10,370
Hi. Uh, so, we were thinking
that you guys
946
00:43:10,500 --> 00:43:13,199
in your parallel universe
would give it a go
947
00:43:13,329 --> 00:43:14,592
and then report back to us.
948
00:43:14,722 --> 00:43:16,594
In that way, if it turns out
to be a disaster,
949
00:43:16,724 --> 00:43:19,205
then at least we have a backup.
950
00:43:19,335 --> 00:43:21,990
Yeah, we know.
I was you 10 seconds ago
951
00:43:22,121 --> 00:43:23,470
before our universes split,
so...
952
00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:25,690
- Right.
- Well, have fun.
953
00:43:25,820 --> 00:43:28,606
Don't-- don't do anything
that I wouldn't do.
954
00:43:28,736 --> 00:43:29,781
Well, he's you, so...
955
00:43:29,911 --> 00:43:30,956
Yeah, so, do the things
that I would do.
956
00:43:31,086 --> 00:43:32,653
- Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
- Yeah.
957
00:43:32,784 --> 00:43:34,437
- Okay.
- But have fun doing it.
958
00:43:34,568 --> 00:43:35,525
- Just hang up.
- Okay.
959
00:43:35,656 --> 00:43:36,352
- Bye!
- All right, bye.
960
00:43:36,483 --> 00:43:37,702
- Bye!
- Goodbye!
961
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:46,188
- Ready?
- Yeah.
962
00:43:46,319 --> 00:43:47,537
Okay.
963
00:43:54,414 --> 00:43:57,504
- Hey, how's it going?
- Hey, how's it going?
964
00:43:57,635 --> 00:44:01,682
Yeah. You know, good.
Uh, I mean, define good, right?
965
00:44:01,813 --> 00:44:03,684
He's terrified of conflict.
966
00:44:03,815 --> 00:44:05,294
He'll just pretend like things
are okay instead of saying
967
00:44:05,425 --> 00:44:06,556
how he actually feels.
968
00:44:06,687 --> 00:44:09,603
So-- so yeah, you know, uh,
not bad at all.
969
00:44:09,734 --> 00:44:11,866
I just wish he would talk to
me, like, communicate better.
970
00:44:11,997 --> 00:44:13,912
Gotcha. Gotcha.
971
00:44:14,042 --> 00:44:15,827
One thing I will say,
she's kind of extreme
972
00:44:15,957 --> 00:44:16,958
with her opinions.
You know what I mean?
973
00:44:17,089 --> 00:44:18,525
Like, there's no--
there's no real gray area.
974
00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:19,918
I don't know. It's horrible.
975
00:44:20,048 --> 00:44:21,702
It's actually the worst
decision we ever made.
976
00:44:21,833 --> 00:44:23,182
He so desperately needs
to be liked.
977
00:44:23,312 --> 00:44:24,574
Just like, it's pathetic.
978
00:44:24,705 --> 00:44:27,099
And then I'm just not attracted
to him anymore.
979
00:44:27,229 --> 00:44:29,492
Uh, he said it's going well.
What did yours say?
980
00:44:29,623 --> 00:44:31,581
Uh, give me one second.
981
00:44:31,712 --> 00:44:32,844
He does this thing
where he says,
982
00:44:32,974 --> 00:44:34,497
"That's interesting,"
instead of like, saying
983
00:44:34,628 --> 00:44:36,630
how he actually feels.
984
00:44:36,761 --> 00:44:39,677
Um, yeah she-- she said
it's going good.
985
00:44:41,026 --> 00:44:42,592
Interesting.
986
00:44:42,723 --> 00:44:45,160
Is it interesting?
What do you really think?
987
00:44:45,291 --> 00:44:47,380
- Whoa!
- Um, sorry.
988
00:44:47,510 --> 00:44:48,773
Yeah.
989
00:44:48,903 --> 00:44:50,122
I don't know
if you've ever experienced this,
990
00:44:50,252 --> 00:44:52,167
but she has a hard time
controlling her magic, you know?
991
00:44:52,298 --> 00:44:54,213
Like, her astral projections
like, have no concern
992
00:44:54,343 --> 00:44:57,651
for other people's feelings
or my feelings especially.
993
00:44:57,782 --> 00:45:01,350
And then I astral project,
and then he gets upset.
994
00:45:01,481 --> 00:45:03,526
And then it's just a cycle
over and over again.
995
00:45:03,657 --> 00:45:04,963
And some days are great.
And other days are just so bad.
996
00:45:05,093 --> 00:45:07,139
And it's like "Dude, calm down."
997
00:45:07,269 --> 00:45:09,010
Have you tried talking to her
about this?
998
00:45:09,141 --> 00:45:11,360
Why? What did he say
about me to your Max?
999
00:45:11,491 --> 00:45:13,362
What are you hearing?
What is she saying?
1000
00:45:13,493 --> 00:45:15,669
- I should break up with him.
- Oh, God. Is she gonna end it?
1001
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:17,236
I should just end it.
1002
00:45:17,366 --> 00:45:18,628
I should break up with her
before she breaks up with me.
1003
00:45:18,759 --> 00:45:19,891
No, no, no.
Don't-- don't break up with her.
1004
00:45:20,021 --> 00:45:22,197
I knew from the beginning
this was a bad idea.
1005
00:45:22,328 --> 00:45:23,633
I mean, she's always
complaining, you know,
1006
00:45:23,764 --> 00:45:24,286
about me leaving the toilet
seat up.
1007
00:45:25,984 --> 00:45:27,899
Why don't you just talk to him
and tell him how you feel?
1008
00:45:29,639 --> 00:45:32,077
Are you kidding?
1009
00:45:32,207 --> 00:45:34,166
What I need to do
is withdraw further.
1010
00:45:34,296 --> 00:45:36,690
What I need to do is spend as
much time with her as possible.
1011
00:45:36,821 --> 00:45:39,127
I mean, the fact of the matter
is that if he actually likes me,
1012
00:45:39,258 --> 00:45:42,130
there's probably something
wrong with him.
1013
00:45:42,261 --> 00:45:45,568
You're just not compatible.
All right? Ugh! I gotta go.
1014
00:45:45,699 --> 00:45:47,092
Learn from our mistakes.
1015
00:45:47,222 --> 00:45:48,397
Just don't do it.
1016
00:45:53,925 --> 00:45:56,449
Damn.
1017
00:45:56,579 --> 00:45:58,668
We dodged a laser beam
with that one.
1018
00:45:58,799 --> 00:45:59,844
Yeah. Thank science
we didn't actually
1019
00:45:59,974 --> 00:46:01,062
go through with it.
1020
00:46:03,630 --> 00:46:05,719
- He said that you--
- She said that you--
1021
00:46:05,850 --> 00:46:08,200
We don't--
we don't have to get into it.
1022
00:46:08,330 --> 00:46:09,810
Yeah.
1023
00:46:09,941 --> 00:46:10,680
Yeah.
We don't have to talk about it.
1024
00:46:12,682 --> 00:46:13,683
Well, that settles it.
1025
00:46:14,989 --> 00:46:15,903
We're better off as friends.
1026
00:46:17,426 --> 00:46:18,210
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1027
00:46:18,340 --> 00:46:19,559
Yeah.
1028
00:46:30,135 --> 00:46:32,659
He is a demon
from the trash-dimension,
1029
00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:36,054
and she's a human woman
with eczema.
1030
00:46:36,184 --> 00:46:39,579
I'm Bryan Oceancolgate,
and you're watching a show
1031
00:46:39,709 --> 00:46:42,103
where you decide the fate
of a galaxy.
1032
00:46:42,234 --> 00:46:45,411
Thank you so much! Thank you.
1033
00:46:45,541 --> 00:46:48,022
Ugh!
I hate this show so much,
1034
00:46:48,153 --> 00:46:49,763
but I also feel
like we have to watch it
1035
00:46:49,894 --> 00:46:51,547
like, in order to stay informed.
1036
00:46:51,678 --> 00:46:54,333
Now, our first question
is if you were ruler
1037
00:46:54,463 --> 00:46:56,596
of the galaxy,
what would you choose
1038
00:46:56,726 --> 00:46:58,554
as your favorite
ice cream flavor?
1039
00:46:59,860 --> 00:47:02,820
I would say red flavor.
1040
00:47:02,950 --> 00:47:05,300
Red? How interesting.
1041
00:47:05,431 --> 00:47:06,867
The color of eczema.
1042
00:47:06,998 --> 00:47:09,652
Bryan,
I do not have eczema anymore.
1043
00:47:09,783 --> 00:47:11,698
We have covered this every week.
1044
00:47:13,352 --> 00:47:15,006
I used to have it
when I was a teenager.
1045
00:47:15,136 --> 00:47:17,922
But now, today,
do not have eczema.
1046
00:47:18,052 --> 00:47:19,749
Hmm. Well, just
'cause we don't see it
1047
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:21,447
on your face, love,
doesn't mean
1048
00:47:21,577 --> 00:47:22,927
it's not anywhere else,
don't it?
1049
00:47:23,057 --> 00:47:24,754
Right, right.
1050
00:47:24,885 --> 00:47:26,408
What are you suggesting?
That's so inappropriate--
1051
00:47:26,539 --> 00:47:28,106
Okay. If you just shush
and stop hogging
1052
00:47:28,236 --> 00:47:28,846
all the air time,
I can get on the next question.
1053
00:47:30,412 --> 00:47:33,198
So, um, that's gonna go
to you, Turboschmuck.
1054
00:47:33,328 --> 00:47:34,460
Same question.
1055
00:47:34,590 --> 00:47:35,765
Thank you.
1056
00:47:35,896 --> 00:47:38,551
Whoo!
We love you, Turboschmuck!
1057
00:47:38,681 --> 00:47:41,162
Uh, first of all,
I just wanna say
1058
00:47:41,293 --> 00:47:44,949
we all know that Rachel
has a real pimply vagina, right?
1059
00:47:45,079 --> 00:47:46,689
No, I do not!
1060
00:47:46,820 --> 00:47:50,041
- No? Prove it.
- What? No! No!
1061
00:47:50,171 --> 00:47:51,999
I'm willing to show my genitalia
to everyone in this room.
1062
00:47:52,130 --> 00:47:53,522
- Are you?
- No.
1063
00:47:53,653 --> 00:47:54,610
I didn't think so.
1064
00:47:54,741 --> 00:47:56,438
Bryan,
back to your excellent question.
1065
00:47:56,569 --> 00:47:59,006
Back when I was just
a young demon,
1066
00:47:59,137 --> 00:48:00,878
sucking the life force
out of lost souls
1067
00:48:01,008 --> 00:48:03,097
stuck in the trash dimension,
1068
00:48:03,228 --> 00:48:06,666
we didn't have these fancy
ice cream flavors like red.
1069
00:48:06,796 --> 00:48:08,537
We had to make our own.
1070
00:48:08,668 --> 00:48:10,670
So, I came up with a little
something I like to call
1071
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:12,498
a "pee-pee snowcone".
1072
00:48:12,628 --> 00:48:14,543
Because if there is one thing
that I learned during my time
1073
00:48:14,674 --> 00:48:18,634
in the trash dimension,
it's that life is suffering.
1074
00:48:18,765 --> 00:48:20,201
And there is no sweet release
1075
00:48:20,332 --> 00:48:23,204
except for death itself.
1076
00:48:23,335 --> 00:48:27,208
All roads
lead to the trash dimension.
1077
00:48:27,339 --> 00:48:30,559
So, if I'm chosen
as the ruler of the galaxy,
1078
00:48:30,690 --> 00:48:34,781
I promise I will alleviate
that suffering by providing
1079
00:48:34,912 --> 00:48:38,176
alternate life to all citizens,
especially the fish-people.
1080
00:48:38,306 --> 00:48:41,005
What does alternate life mean?
1081
00:48:41,135 --> 00:48:44,573
- Alt-life means death.
- Oh. So, like genocide.
1082
00:48:44,704 --> 00:48:46,314
Yeah. I mean,
we're about due for another one.
1083
00:48:48,012 --> 00:48:49,709
I mean, there's no way
he's gonna make it
1084
00:48:49,839 --> 00:48:50,666
past the dance round.
1085
00:48:50,797 --> 00:48:52,190
I mean,
can he even hold a tune?
1086
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:54,583
I'm not some lying politician.
I'm telling the truth here.
1087
00:48:54,714 --> 00:48:57,847
I'm gonna try to kill
as many of you as I can,
1088
00:48:57,978 --> 00:49:02,113
and you know what?
You heard it here first.
1089
00:49:02,243 --> 00:49:05,333
I think that
we should merge reality
1090
00:49:05,464 --> 00:49:07,422
with the trash dimension!
1091
00:49:07,553 --> 00:49:09,337
Are you with me?
1092
00:49:09,468 --> 00:49:12,514
- What?
- Stop. Thank you. Thank you.
1093
00:49:12,645 --> 00:49:14,342
I mean, I have low expectations
from humanity,
1094
00:49:14,473 --> 00:49:16,736
but they can't be dumb enough
to pick this guy. It's just--
1095
00:49:16,866 --> 00:49:20,348
I mean, don't be so sure.
I don't know.
1096
00:49:20,479 --> 00:49:22,437
I used to think about the
future with so much hope.
1097
00:49:22,568 --> 00:49:24,700
But now, I just associate it
with anxiety.
1098
00:49:24,831 --> 00:49:26,354
Like, did you hear
that the whole universe
1099
00:49:26,485 --> 00:49:27,703
is gonna be destroyed
by a black hole
1100
00:49:27,834 --> 00:49:29,967
- in about 15 years?
- Really?
1101
00:49:30,097 --> 00:49:31,403
Why isn't everybody freaking
out about this?
1102
00:49:31,533 --> 00:49:32,621
Lots of people are.
1103
00:49:32,752 --> 00:49:34,536
It's just not like,
at the top of anyone's mind.
1104
00:49:34,667 --> 00:49:36,190
Wow.
1105
00:49:36,321 --> 00:49:37,583
Yeah. And the worst part
is scientists know
1106
00:49:37,713 --> 00:49:39,759
exactly what we have to do
to stop it.
1107
00:49:39,889 --> 00:49:41,326
What's that?
1108
00:49:41,456 --> 00:49:43,415
All we have to do
is stop eating cheese.
1109
00:49:43,545 --> 00:49:44,590
- What?
- I don't know.
1110
00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:46,244
Something about the process
of making cheese.
1111
00:49:46,374 --> 00:49:48,376
It makes holes. Everyone thought
it was harmless
1112
00:49:48,507 --> 00:49:51,945
But like, Swiss cheese is okay
because the holes are there.
1113
00:49:52,076 --> 00:49:53,599
But when you make cheese
without the holes,
1114
00:49:53,729 --> 00:49:56,167
the holes have to go somewhere.
Bam! Black holes.
1115
00:49:56,297 --> 00:49:58,169
Then we all have to stop
eating cheese, right?
1116
00:49:58,299 --> 00:50:00,258
People really like cheese.
1117
00:50:00,388 --> 00:50:02,173
I mean, is it really worth
the end of the world?
1118
00:50:02,303 --> 00:50:04,697
- I mean--
- No! Not at all.
1119
00:50:04,827 --> 00:50:07,700
But I mean, it would require
everyone to stop eating cheese.
1120
00:50:07,830 --> 00:50:09,354
And that's not gonna happen
any time soon.
1121
00:50:09,484 --> 00:50:11,791
So, make sure to tune in
next week to watch
1122
00:50:11,921 --> 00:50:15,534
our two contestants
in the juggling challenge.
1123
00:50:15,664 --> 00:50:16,622
- Here's another one.
- Oh.
1124
00:50:16,752 --> 00:50:18,058
Here's another one.
1125
00:50:18,189 --> 00:50:21,018
Brought to you by CheeseCorp,
our wonderful, wholesome,
1126
00:50:21,148 --> 00:50:24,108
beautiful corporation
that would never lie to you.
1127
00:50:24,238 --> 00:50:25,631
I mean, the whole universe
is going to shit.
1128
00:50:25,761 --> 00:50:28,721
Like, we should really--
we should do something about it,
1129
00:50:28,851 --> 00:50:30,592
you know, instead of just
sitting around, complaining.
1130
00:50:30,723 --> 00:50:31,550
- Yeah.
- Right?
1131
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:32,942
Yeah.
1132
00:50:35,554 --> 00:50:38,992
- Wow. Um...
- Hello.
1133
00:50:39,123 --> 00:50:41,734
Hi. Uh, we're here on behalf
of Rachel
1134
00:50:41,864 --> 00:50:45,390
- for emperor of the galaxy.
- But her eczema!
1135
00:50:46,695 --> 00:50:48,871
I am voting for Turboschmuck.
1136
00:50:49,002 --> 00:50:51,396
Turbo! Turbo!
1137
00:50:52,875 --> 00:50:55,748
Hi! Uh, we are here
on behalf of Rachel's campaign
1138
00:50:55,878 --> 00:50:57,184
for emperor of the galaxy.
1139
00:50:57,315 --> 00:51:00,927
Oh.
Rachel's got my vote.
1140
00:51:01,058 --> 00:51:03,190
Yeah! She, like, whooped
Turboschmuck
1141
00:51:03,321 --> 00:51:05,497
in the hot-dog eating contest.
1142
00:51:05,627 --> 00:51:06,715
You are awesome.
1143
00:51:06,846 --> 00:51:08,282
Thank you for being great
1144
00:51:08,413 --> 00:51:11,068
and not a completely insane
person, so...
1145
00:51:11,198 --> 00:51:15,289
Please though protect
the fish-people, okay?
1146
00:51:15,420 --> 00:51:19,815
- Yes!
- I cut gills into my skin
1147
00:51:19,946 --> 00:51:21,469
in solidarity.
1148
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:22,818
Oh, my lord.
1149
00:51:22,949 --> 00:51:24,690
Don't look away.
Look at my gills.
1150
00:51:24,820 --> 00:51:25,995
- Yeah. Okay.
- Yeah.
1151
00:51:26,126 --> 00:51:28,476
- That's... Yeah.
- You wanna come inside?
1152
00:51:28,607 --> 00:51:31,218
Oh. Um, we--
1153
00:51:31,349 --> 00:51:33,655
we have a lot
of canvassing to do.
1154
00:51:33,786 --> 00:51:35,657
- Tons of canvassing.
- Tomorrow?
1155
00:51:35,788 --> 00:51:38,051
Tomorrow? All day.
Today and tomorrow.
1156
00:51:38,182 --> 00:51:40,314
- Yeah.
- What about the next day?
1157
00:51:40,445 --> 00:51:42,229
Thank you so much
for your time.
1158
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:43,752
For your time,
thank you so much.
1159
00:51:43,883 --> 00:51:46,320
- Really appreciate it.
- I love you, guys.
1160
00:51:46,451 --> 00:51:48,453
- And we love you, too.
- Love you, too.
1161
00:51:48,583 --> 00:51:49,236
- I love you, guys.
- Okay.
1162
00:51:49,367 --> 00:51:51,238
Never forget you.
1163
00:51:51,369 --> 00:51:52,457
Oh, my gods.
1164
00:51:52,587 --> 00:51:55,460
Hi!
1165
00:51:55,590 --> 00:51:56,765
We're here on behalf
of Rachel
1166
00:51:56,896 --> 00:51:59,899
- for emperor of the galaxy.
- Whoa, Molli?
1167
00:52:00,029 --> 00:52:01,683
- Walter?
- Yeah.
1168
00:52:01,814 --> 00:52:03,207
Oh, my God.
1169
00:52:03,337 --> 00:52:07,080
- Uh, do-- do you live here?
- Yeah.
1170
00:52:07,211 --> 00:52:09,735
- That is Walter. We were...
- In a cult together.
1171
00:52:09,865 --> 00:52:10,692
- Yeah!
- We were in a cult together.
1172
00:52:10,823 --> 00:52:12,694
Oh. Uh, that Walter.
1173
00:52:12,825 --> 00:52:14,174
- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah.
1174
00:52:14,305 --> 00:52:16,959
- Uh, lobster claw Walter.
- Guilty as charged. That's me.
1175
00:52:17,090 --> 00:52:18,657
Yeah. Nice to meet you, dude.
1176
00:52:18,787 --> 00:52:20,354
Wow!
It is really good to see you.
1177
00:52:20,485 --> 00:52:22,226
It's crazy!
You look really good.
1178
00:52:22,356 --> 00:52:24,271
Um...
1179
00:52:24,402 --> 00:52:27,144
So, Rachel uh, is running
for emperor of the galaxy.
1180
00:52:27,274 --> 00:52:28,493
- Yeah.
- And we would love
1181
00:52:28,623 --> 00:52:30,190
- to talk to you--
- What have you been up to?
1182
00:52:30,321 --> 00:52:32,149
Like, what have you been doing?
1183
00:52:32,279 --> 00:52:35,021
We should um,
catch up sometime.
1184
00:52:35,152 --> 00:52:36,805
You lost the beard.
I mean...
1185
00:52:36,936 --> 00:52:39,068
- Yeah!
- It's really working for you.
1186
00:52:39,199 --> 00:52:41,158
But you still have the claw.
That's great.
1187
00:52:41,288 --> 00:52:43,769
- Oh.
- Max!
1188
00:52:55,650 --> 00:52:57,391
- Shit!
- Yes!
1189
00:52:57,522 --> 00:52:59,219
How's it going with Walter?
1190
00:52:59,350 --> 00:53:01,090
Good. Yeah. It's good.
I'm molding him.
1191
00:53:01,221 --> 00:53:02,266
I think it's working.
1192
00:53:02,396 --> 00:53:04,311
Molding?
Do you really have to mold him?
1193
00:53:04,442 --> 00:53:06,226
Definitely.
He's very positive...
1194
00:53:06,357 --> 00:53:08,315
...all the time. So, you know,
just trying to get him
1195
00:53:08,446 --> 00:53:09,795
to be like,
a little more judgmental,
1196
00:53:09,925 --> 00:53:11,536
like have opinions about things.
You know what I mean?
1197
00:53:14,278 --> 00:53:17,237
Yes! You know,
he's teaching me stuff, too.
1198
00:53:17,368 --> 00:53:19,457
Like he taught me some
strategies on how to repress
1199
00:53:19,587 --> 00:53:21,154
my magic,
and they're totally working.
1200
00:53:21,285 --> 00:53:22,677
Do you really need
to repress it?
1201
00:53:22,808 --> 00:53:25,593
Definitely! It's very different
that it was with Moebius.
1202
00:53:25,724 --> 00:53:27,160
And I'm learning that love
1203
00:53:27,291 --> 00:53:28,988
doesn't have
to be a rollercoaster.
1204
00:53:29,118 --> 00:53:30,468
It can just be like,
slow, and boring,
1205
00:53:30,598 --> 00:53:31,773
and uneventful!
1206
00:53:31,904 --> 00:53:32,861
'Cause that's what an adult
relationship is.
1207
00:53:32,992 --> 00:53:35,690
Triangulon works
in mysterious ways, you know?
1208
00:53:35,821 --> 00:53:37,779
You know, I've really enjoyed
being alone.
1209
00:53:37,910 --> 00:53:40,652
Giving me some time
to be with me, you know?
1210
00:53:40,782 --> 00:53:42,828
- Time to reflect.
- Yeah, exactly!
1211
00:53:42,958 --> 00:53:44,830
Like, there are so many
other important things in life.
1212
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:46,440
You know, like your hobbies
and your friends.
1213
00:53:46,571 --> 00:53:48,747
Yes!
1214
00:53:48,877 --> 00:53:51,271
- Shut up!
- Fuck, yeah!
1215
00:53:51,402 --> 00:53:54,318
You know, it made me realize
that ambition is overrated.
1216
00:53:54,448 --> 00:53:56,015
There's always
a higher level.
1217
00:53:56,145 --> 00:53:57,451
So, why don't just be happy
with the level you're at?
1218
00:53:58,713 --> 00:53:59,932
But do you still enjoy
Mecha Fighting?
1219
00:54:00,062 --> 00:54:01,281
Yeah. I think so.
1220
00:54:01,412 --> 00:54:02,326
It's just hard to separate
the politics
1221
00:54:02,456 --> 00:54:04,371
from the real thing, you know?
1222
00:54:04,502 --> 00:54:06,025
Plus, like you said,
there are more important things
1223
00:54:06,155 --> 00:54:09,724
like friendships and hobbies!
1224
00:54:09,855 --> 00:54:11,944
Exactly! You know, like,
I really thought that
1225
00:54:12,074 --> 00:54:14,163
terraforming was gonna be a way
to create life on other planets.
1226
00:54:14,294 --> 00:54:15,904
And then I realized
that 90 percent of the industry
1227
00:54:16,035 --> 00:54:17,776
is built on extracting wealth
and bleeding nature dry.
1228
00:54:17,906 --> 00:54:19,386
It's basically
geological gentrification.
1229
00:54:19,517 --> 00:54:21,040
But it's pretty much impossible
not to work
1230
00:54:21,170 --> 00:54:23,042
for a big, evil corporation
these days.
1231
00:54:23,172 --> 00:54:24,348
So, I just realized
that I have to separate
1232
00:54:24,478 --> 00:54:25,523
my work life
from my personal life.
1233
00:54:25,653 --> 00:54:26,437
So, when the clock
strikes 5:00 p.m.,
1234
00:54:26,567 --> 00:54:28,047
I'm just outta there!
1235
00:54:28,177 --> 00:54:30,005
Yeah, I read an article
the other day
1236
00:54:30,136 --> 00:54:31,442
that said that the first time
you feel an emotion
1237
00:54:31,572 --> 00:54:32,965
is the strongest.
1238
00:54:33,095 --> 00:54:34,445
After that,
it's just watered down
1239
00:54:34,575 --> 00:54:35,315
and it is never the same.
1240
00:54:35,446 --> 00:54:37,186
Yeah, exactly!
1241
00:54:37,317 --> 00:54:38,231
Now, we're all just
chasing a high
1242
00:54:38,362 --> 00:54:39,885
that we're never gonna get!
1243
00:54:40,015 --> 00:54:41,321
That's why it's important
to focus on things
1244
00:54:41,452 --> 00:54:43,280
other than your personal life,
and your love life,
1245
00:54:43,410 --> 00:54:44,324
and your career!
1246
00:54:44,455 --> 00:54:45,282
- Like hobbies!
- And friends!
1247
00:54:45,412 --> 00:54:47,588
Yes!
1248
00:54:49,808 --> 00:54:50,809
Good game.
1249
00:54:50,939 --> 00:54:52,506
Yeah, good game. Super fun.
1250
00:54:52,637 --> 00:54:55,161
Yeah. See you next Saturday?
Uh, yes.
1251
00:54:55,292 --> 00:54:57,206
Definitely. Oh, hey.
I've been meaning to ask you.
1252
00:54:57,337 --> 00:54:59,774
Um, where do you get
all your turtlenecks from?
1253
00:54:59,905 --> 00:55:02,299
Uh, I get them from Bargle.com.
1254
00:55:02,429 --> 00:55:04,126
It's kinda like the Gormble.com
of turtlenecks.
1255
00:55:04,257 --> 00:55:06,215
- Okay, cool.
- Yeah. Why?
1256
00:55:06,346 --> 00:55:09,523
- Oh, I wanna get one for Walter.
- What?
1257
00:55:09,654 --> 00:55:10,959
Yeah. I don't know.
I'm buying him a new wardrobe.
1258
00:55:11,090 --> 00:55:12,570
All of his shirts are gross.
1259
00:55:12,700 --> 00:55:15,616
Can't he dress himself?
- He can, yeah.
1260
00:55:15,747 --> 00:55:18,402
But I don't know.
He's just like a simple guy.
1261
00:55:18,532 --> 00:55:20,273
Like, he doesn't even
have a passport.
1262
00:55:20,404 --> 00:55:22,754
I asked him the other day
if he had unlimited currency,
1263
00:55:22,884 --> 00:55:24,712
where he would go,
and he said Nebulon-Four.
1264
00:55:26,366 --> 00:55:27,976
Nebulon-Four? Isn't that, like,
15 minutes away?
1265
00:55:28,107 --> 00:55:29,326
Yeah, exactly.
1266
00:55:29,456 --> 00:55:31,980
So, I'm like working
on expanding his horizons.
1267
00:55:32,111 --> 00:55:33,330
I'm worried he's gonna tell me
he loves me soon.
1268
00:55:33,460 --> 00:55:36,202
- He keeps hinting at it.
- Hold on.
1269
00:55:36,333 --> 00:55:38,073
What if we're at the same thing
together
1270
00:55:38,204 --> 00:55:40,075
and we're wearing
the same shirt?
1271
00:55:40,206 --> 00:55:41,860
- That's never gonna happen.
- Okay.
1272
00:55:41,990 --> 00:55:44,515
Um, hi. Hi. I'm sorry.
1273
00:55:44,645 --> 00:55:46,125
Um, I know
I'm not supposed to do this.
1274
00:55:46,255 --> 00:55:47,474
But so, I hope
this isn't too awkward.
1275
00:55:47,605 --> 00:55:50,259
But I noticed you playing,
and I just wanted
1276
00:55:50,390 --> 00:55:53,306
to introduce myself.
I am a huge fan of yours.
1277
00:55:53,437 --> 00:55:54,786
- Oh! Thank you so much.
- Yeah.
1278
00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:57,789
I've seen like,
all your Mecha matches.
1279
00:55:57,919 --> 00:55:59,268
- Oh, wow.
- And I think you're awesome.
1280
00:55:59,399 --> 00:56:03,011
And, like-- Oh. Oh, my gosh.
Oh! I'm so sorry.
1281
00:56:03,142 --> 00:56:05,318
I just interrupted your date.
That was not my intention.
1282
00:56:05,449 --> 00:56:07,364
- And I'm so sorry--
- No!
1283
00:56:07,494 --> 00:56:08,756
No, no, no. This is not--
this is not a date.
1284
00:56:08,887 --> 00:56:09,714
- Yeah, no.
- Yeah.
1285
00:56:09,844 --> 00:56:10,889
- Oh.
- This is my friend.
1286
00:56:11,019 --> 00:56:11,846
Good friend Molli.
1287
00:56:11,977 --> 00:56:12,673
- Oh, cool.
- Yeah.
1288
00:56:12,804 --> 00:56:13,805
- Hey.
- Hi.
1289
00:56:13,935 --> 00:56:16,068
- I'm Cassie.
- Molli. Nice to meet you.
1290
00:56:16,198 --> 00:56:19,245
Yeah. I don't wanna hold you up.
Uh, don't you have to go?
1291
00:56:19,376 --> 00:56:21,290
What?
1292
00:56:21,421 --> 00:56:22,379
Uh,
don't you have an appointment?
1293
00:56:24,511 --> 00:56:28,167
Oh! Uh, yeah. Mm.
Yes. No. Yeah.
1294
00:56:28,297 --> 00:56:31,518
I have an appointment,
uh, with the doctor.
1295
00:56:31,649 --> 00:56:33,215
Oh.
1296
00:56:33,346 --> 00:56:36,523
Because I have a terminal
illness that is incurable.
1297
00:56:36,654 --> 00:56:39,004
- Oh, my gosh. Oh.
- Yes, I know.
1298
00:56:39,134 --> 00:56:40,788
Clock's ticking. Time is running
out. Days are numbered.
1299
00:56:40,919 --> 00:56:44,270
But you two enjoy.
1300
00:56:44,401 --> 00:56:46,664
Have fun, kids!
1301
00:56:48,143 --> 00:56:50,755
- That's so sad.
- Yeah.
1302
00:56:50,885 --> 00:56:52,974
No, she's kidding. She's joking.
1303
00:56:53,105 --> 00:56:55,499
- What-- what? She's not dying?
- No, no, she's not.
1304
00:56:55,629 --> 00:56:57,326
- No.
- Oh.
1305
00:56:57,457 --> 00:56:58,806
She's dying on the inside.
1306
00:56:58,937 --> 00:56:59,981
That's hilarious.
It was a funny joke.
1307
00:57:00,112 --> 00:57:01,113
Yeah.
1308
00:57:01,243 --> 00:57:03,158
Really, dude? With a fan?
1309
00:57:03,289 --> 00:57:05,160
Yeah. I think she's really cool.
1310
00:57:05,291 --> 00:57:07,206
By cool, do you mean hot?
1311
00:57:07,336 --> 00:57:08,425
Look.
I don't do one-night stands,
1312
00:57:08,555 --> 00:57:10,601
but we've been on a few dates,
and you know,
1313
00:57:10,731 --> 00:57:12,124
I know this might
be really early to say,
1314
00:57:12,254 --> 00:57:14,692
but I think
she might be the one.
1315
00:57:16,084 --> 00:57:17,999
- You're kidding.
- No.
1316
00:57:18,130 --> 00:57:20,872
There's like, this energy
about her. I don't know.
1317
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:24,266
Oh, yeah.
1318
00:57:24,397 --> 00:57:27,182
Is it that she's very young
and she hasn't been
1319
00:57:27,313 --> 00:57:29,054
ground down
by the insufferable existence
1320
00:57:29,184 --> 00:57:30,229
of everyday life yet?
1321
00:57:30,359 --> 00:57:33,188
She's two years
younger than us.
1322
00:57:33,319 --> 00:57:34,886
Two years on what planet?
1323
00:57:35,016 --> 00:57:38,237
- Hilarious.
- What does she do?
1324
00:57:38,367 --> 00:57:40,805
Uh, she does cybermedia
for this hypershield company.
1325
00:57:40,935 --> 00:57:43,242
Oh. She gave me one.
Check it out.
1326
00:57:43,372 --> 00:57:46,637
It's kinda cool.
1327
00:57:46,767 --> 00:57:48,726
- Do you need a hypershield?
- No.
1328
00:57:50,510 --> 00:57:51,642
It will probably break down
in a week,
1329
00:57:51,772 --> 00:57:53,208
and I'll throw it
in the trash dimension.
1330
00:57:53,339 --> 00:57:54,862
But anyways,
that's just her day job.
1331
00:57:54,993 --> 00:57:56,821
She's really into biohacking.
Like tech stuff. Like me.
1332
00:57:56,951 --> 00:57:58,605
Like sometimes,
we'll be in the same room,
1333
00:57:58,736 --> 00:58:00,085
and we'll both be looking
at our phones,
1334
00:58:00,215 --> 00:58:01,739
and we don't feel the need
to fill the silence
1335
00:58:01,869 --> 00:58:03,175
all the time.
1336
00:58:03,305 --> 00:58:07,745
- It's just-- it's nice.
- Wow.
1337
00:58:07,875 --> 00:58:09,573
That-- Yeah, that's cool.
It's great.
1338
00:58:09,703 --> 00:58:12,619
It sounds very deep.
Very awesome.
1339
00:58:14,186 --> 00:58:15,796
Why do you have to be like that?
1340
00:58:15,927 --> 00:58:17,145
It's just you're my best friend.
1341
00:58:17,276 --> 00:58:20,322
And I-- I have high standards
for you. That's all.
1342
00:58:20,453 --> 00:58:21,976
I just don't want you to settle.
1343
00:58:22,107 --> 00:58:23,412
Well, I appreciate that.
1344
00:58:23,543 --> 00:58:25,110
It's just--
1345
00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:28,809
it would mean a lot to me if you
two became friends, you know?
1346
00:58:28,940 --> 00:58:29,854
Okay.
1347
00:58:29,984 --> 00:58:31,551
I will make a sincere effort.
1348
00:58:31,682 --> 00:58:33,074
You promise?
1349
00:58:33,205 --> 00:58:34,946
I promise.
1350
00:58:35,076 --> 00:58:36,861
So, like, that's why I replace
one of my eyeballs
1351
00:58:36,991 --> 00:58:38,297
with a digiball
is so that I can just type
1352
00:58:38,427 --> 00:58:39,777
by looking around, you know?
1353
00:58:44,782 --> 00:58:45,783
Like, I just texted like,
three friends back,
1354
00:58:45,913 --> 00:58:47,524
and you had no idea
what I was doing.
1355
00:58:47,654 --> 00:58:49,003
- No idea.
- Crazy!
1356
00:58:49,134 --> 00:58:51,223
- Didn't know. Zero idea.
- It's amazing.
1357
00:58:51,353 --> 00:58:55,140
That's amazing. That's--
Uh, what happened to your foot?
1358
00:58:55,270 --> 00:58:56,924
Oh, this?
1359
00:58:57,055 --> 00:58:58,709
This is so I can keep
like, one foot in cyberspace
1360
00:58:58,839 --> 00:59:01,102
at all times.
It's just like super dope.
1361
00:59:01,233 --> 00:59:03,496
Um, you know,
what I'm dying to ask you,
1362
00:59:03,627 --> 00:59:04,889
serious talk.
1363
00:59:05,019 --> 00:59:06,543
What was Max like
before he was famous?
1364
00:59:08,066 --> 00:59:12,549
Oh. Um, same old, you know?
Like same old Max.
1365
00:59:12,679 --> 00:59:14,551
It's just I don't know,
change is an illusion,
1366
00:59:14,681 --> 00:59:16,030
and we're all just like
trapped within the confines
1367
00:59:16,161 --> 00:59:17,902
of our own inherited
personalities anyways.
1368
00:59:18,032 --> 00:59:18,903
So, you know...
1369
00:59:19,033 --> 00:59:21,427
So, he was just like,
born a genius?
1370
00:59:21,558 --> 00:59:22,863
- Uh--
- Oh, my God.
1371
00:59:22,994 --> 00:59:24,561
He's just, like-- He's so cool.
You know what I mean?
1372
00:59:24,691 --> 00:59:26,171
And like, all his friends
are so cool.
1373
00:59:26,301 --> 00:59:27,520
And, like, you're so--
I-- honestly,
1374
00:59:27,651 --> 00:59:29,043
I love the way you dress, too.
1375
00:59:29,174 --> 00:59:30,784
Like, you're so freaking cool.
Did I already tell-- Oh, my God.
1376
00:59:30,915 --> 00:59:32,394
I'm babbling. I'm so sorry.
1377
00:59:32,525 --> 00:59:34,048
I know that I come across
as like really annoying.
1378
00:59:34,179 --> 00:59:35,659
Really like super annoying,
but I'm not as annoying
1379
00:59:35,789 --> 00:59:37,312
as I used to be,
I promise you that.
1380
00:59:37,443 --> 00:59:38,531
I just, like--
I really want you to like me.
1381
00:59:38,662 --> 00:59:39,750
You know what I mean?
1382
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:40,751
Like, you're really important
to Max's life.
1383
00:59:40,881 --> 00:59:41,621
And so, that means
you're important to me.
1384
00:59:41,752 --> 00:59:43,536
And I just really
want you to like me.
1385
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:50,151
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
No, I do. Yeah. Yeah. No.
1386
00:59:50,282 --> 00:59:51,675
I li-- Yeah. Everyone likes
you. Yeah.
1387
00:59:51,805 --> 00:59:54,112
Okay.
- No, you are uh, liked!
1388
00:59:54,242 --> 00:59:58,507
Thank you. Yeah.
Thank you.
1389
00:59:59,813 --> 01:00:02,860
You know, speaking of Max,
should we go...
1390
01:00:02,990 --> 01:00:04,339
- Oh, go.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1391
01:00:04,470 --> 01:00:05,210
I mean like,
if that's what you wanna do.
1392
01:00:05,340 --> 01:00:05,950
Like, yeah. Let's go.
1393
01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:06,777
- Okay.
- Okay.
1394
01:00:06,907 --> 01:00:07,952
- Yeah.
- Okay, um--
1395
01:00:08,082 --> 01:00:09,736
- We can-- Great, yeah.
- Yeah, let's go.
1396
01:00:09,867 --> 01:00:12,565
People say I have really good
ideas for robots. I don't know.
1397
01:00:12,696 --> 01:00:13,958
If you ever wanna--
1398
01:00:14,088 --> 01:00:15,612
Oh, sorry.
She told me not to do that.
1399
01:00:15,742 --> 01:00:16,874
Uh, yeah.
1400
01:00:17,004 --> 01:00:18,005
I'm a rebel.
1401
01:00:18,136 --> 01:00:18,963
Did you guys know
you're wearing, like,
1402
01:00:19,093 --> 01:00:21,008
the exact same shirt
right now?
1403
01:00:21,139 --> 01:00:23,141
Did you even realize that?
Did you text and coordinate?
1404
01:00:23,271 --> 01:00:25,404
You know, a bunch of my clothes
have gone missing lately,
1405
01:00:25,534 --> 01:00:27,841
and then I just found
these two shirts in my closet.
1406
01:00:27,972 --> 01:00:28,973
And Molli was actually like,
1407
01:00:29,103 --> 01:00:30,148
"You've never looked
more handsome!"
1408
01:00:30,278 --> 01:00:32,106
I know. It's hilarious, right?
1409
01:00:32,237 --> 01:00:33,586
It's hilarious. Shut up.
Thank you.
1410
01:00:35,153 --> 01:00:39,157
Welcome back to So You Think
You Can Rule The Galaxy?
1411
01:00:39,287 --> 01:00:41,463
For months, we've watched
all competitors
1412
01:00:41,594 --> 01:00:44,118
debase themselves,
and it's all come down to this,
1413
01:00:44,249 --> 01:00:45,598
the final statement.
1414
01:00:45,729 --> 01:00:47,600
All right.
Uh, people of the galaxy,
1415
01:00:47,731 --> 01:00:50,908
you've seen me sing,
you've seen me dance.
1416
01:00:51,038 --> 01:00:53,954
Uh, sorry about the singing.
1417
01:00:54,085 --> 01:00:58,524
You even watched as a doctor
inspected my genitals on live TV
1418
01:00:58,655 --> 01:01:02,136
to prove without a doubt that
there was no eczema down there,
1419
01:01:02,267 --> 01:01:04,661
and there wasn't.
Free and clear.
1420
01:01:04,791 --> 01:01:07,881
And that still wasn't enough
for a lot of you.
1421
01:01:08,012 --> 01:01:10,623
So, here's what I'll say.
1422
01:01:12,146 --> 01:01:14,322
There are actually
a lot of really valid reasons
1423
01:01:14,453 --> 01:01:15,933
to dislike me.
1424
01:01:16,063 --> 01:01:18,849
I don't even like myself
some days.
1425
01:01:18,979 --> 01:01:21,112
And you know,
you should criticize me,
1426
01:01:21,242 --> 01:01:24,028
and you should hold me
accountable for those things.
1427
01:01:24,158 --> 01:01:27,858
Boring.
- But please take, like,
1428
01:01:27,988 --> 01:01:31,557
five minutes to think
about why you hate me.
1429
01:01:31,688 --> 01:01:35,648
Whoo! Awkward.
1430
01:01:35,779 --> 01:01:38,782
That was absolutely awful.
Turbs, what do you think?
1431
01:01:38,912 --> 01:01:42,829
Uh, Rachel's a bitch.
Schmucky rules!
1432
01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:45,527
Uh, trash dimension all the way.
1433
01:01:45,658 --> 01:01:48,792
Vote Turboschmuck.
1434
01:01:53,405 --> 01:01:54,754
Yeah.
1435
01:01:54,885 --> 01:01:57,931
And now, the moment you've all
been waiting for.
1436
01:01:58,062 --> 01:01:59,716
Cheesecorp's News Division
just called it for Turboschmuck.
1437
01:01:59,846 --> 01:02:01,587
No, that's impossible.
1438
01:02:01,718 --> 01:02:03,589
Oh, my God. My foot--
my foot's going crazy right now.
1439
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:07,027
The winner
and new ruler of the galaxy
1440
01:02:07,158 --> 01:02:11,031
is Turboschmuck!
1441
01:02:11,162 --> 01:02:12,119
What?
1442
01:02:12,250 --> 01:02:16,210
- Come over here. Get on.
- Wow! Wow, wow.
1443
01:02:16,341 --> 01:02:17,690
Uh, first of all,
1444
01:02:17,821 --> 01:02:20,301
I just wanna say a big
"eat shit" to all my fans
1445
01:02:20,432 --> 01:02:22,129
and the whole Turbo team.
1446
01:02:22,260 --> 01:02:24,131
I know things seem
pretty bleak right now,
1447
01:02:24,262 --> 01:02:27,700
but I don't think he believes
in any of that world war stuff
1448
01:02:27,831 --> 01:02:29,528
he was saying.
He just said that to win.
1449
01:02:29,658 --> 01:02:32,400
Second, I would like to clarify
that I really do believe
1450
01:02:32,531 --> 01:02:34,620
all of that horrible stuff
that I said.
1451
01:02:34,751 --> 01:02:36,840
He's joking.
- I'm not joking.
1452
01:02:36,970 --> 01:02:38,885
I'm going to kill you all.
1453
01:02:39,016 --> 01:02:42,671
And as soon as I can figure out
how, I'm going to merge
1454
01:02:42,802 --> 01:02:44,543
our reality
with the trash dimension.
1455
01:02:45,979 --> 01:02:47,676
- Thank you.
- That's absolutely marvelous.
1456
01:02:47,807 --> 01:02:48,939
I can't believe this.
1457
01:02:49,069 --> 01:02:50,418
I'm getting
so many texts right now.
1458
01:02:50,549 --> 01:02:51,724
Now, listen, T-Schmuck,
what does this mean for you
1459
01:02:51,855 --> 01:02:53,291
in the black hole community?
1460
01:02:53,421 --> 01:02:55,684
Yeah. All the stupid pussies
out there wanna avoid
1461
01:02:55,815 --> 01:02:58,078
the black hole.
But now that it's Turb-o-clock,
1462
01:02:58,209 --> 01:02:59,384
we're gonna speed it up,
1463
01:02:59,514 --> 01:03:01,734
and bring that thing over here.
Black hole time.
1464
01:03:01,865 --> 01:03:05,520
We'll make it happen.
1465
01:03:05,651 --> 01:03:07,566
Oh, my God!
1466
01:03:12,353 --> 01:03:13,615
Wait, you guys.
Wait, wait, wait. I got it.
1467
01:03:13,746 --> 01:03:15,269
There's a post. There's a post
that's going around right now,
1468
01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:16,880
and if we all repost it
right now,
1469
01:03:17,010 --> 01:03:18,229
we're gonna be able to make
a huge difference
1470
01:03:18,359 --> 01:03:19,447
and stop all these terrible
things from happening, okay?
1471
01:03:19,578 --> 01:03:20,753
I'm sending it to you right now.
1472
01:03:20,884 --> 01:03:22,755
There we go.
We're fighting back already.
1473
01:03:22,886 --> 01:03:26,803
Uh, posted. Viva la resistance!
You know?
1474
01:03:26,933 --> 01:03:28,587
Wait. Did you post it?
1475
01:03:28,717 --> 01:03:30,110
Yeah,
you just literally told me to.
1476
01:03:30,241 --> 01:03:31,720
You shouldn't have posted that.
Wait, we can't post that.
1477
01:03:31,851 --> 01:03:33,026
That post means
that we are the problem.
1478
01:03:33,157 --> 01:03:35,246
We are the ones causing
all of the bad things to happen.
1479
01:03:35,376 --> 01:03:37,030
- Wait, we can't post that. Wait.
- Okay.
1480
01:03:37,161 --> 01:03:37,944
Wait, they're also saying
it means
1481
01:03:38,075 --> 01:03:39,032
that we hate the fish-people.
1482
01:03:39,163 --> 01:03:40,773
I don't hate-- I don't.
Dude, I don't.
1483
01:03:40,904 --> 01:03:41,774
Oh, my God
1484
01:03:41,905 --> 01:03:42,644
I'm not technically
a fish-person,
1485
01:03:42,775 --> 01:03:44,385
but I am fish-adjacent.
1486
01:03:44,516 --> 01:03:45,909
Look, you have to post
an apology post right now.
1487
01:03:46,039 --> 01:03:47,824
You have to clarify
that you love the fish-people.
1488
01:03:47,954 --> 01:03:50,217
- Do that right now.
- I'm sorry, fish-people. Okay.
1489
01:03:50,348 --> 01:03:51,915
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
1490
01:03:52,045 --> 01:03:53,830
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
1491
01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:55,832
This wasn't supposed to happen.
1492
01:03:55,962 --> 01:03:57,703
Okay. Well, hey,
maybe this is a good thing.
1493
01:03:57,834 --> 01:03:59,052
Okay.
1494
01:03:59,183 --> 01:04:01,185
How could it be a good thing,
Walter?
1495
01:04:01,315 --> 01:04:03,622
Because now, people
will wake up, right?
1496
01:04:03,752 --> 01:04:05,798
And they will come together, right?
1497
01:04:05,929 --> 01:04:08,540
And things will change.
And we won't all die.
1498
01:04:08,670 --> 01:04:10,324
That'd be ridiculous. You know,
maybe this is the best thing
1499
01:04:10,455 --> 01:04:12,283
that ever happened. It's my
happiest day of my life!
1500
01:04:12,413 --> 01:04:14,154
Oh, my God. We have to stop
eating cheese right now.
1501
01:04:14,285 --> 01:04:15,634
- Oh, wait. Oh, wait.
- This cheese has to go.
1502
01:04:15,764 --> 01:04:17,288
Don't throw away
really good cheese just
1503
01:04:17,418 --> 01:04:18,245
- because the world is ending.
- We can't have the cheese here.
1504
01:04:18,376 --> 01:04:22,249
Why'd you even bring it?
- Guys, calm down! Guys!
1505
01:04:22,380 --> 01:04:23,729
Listen to me. We are not
throwing away the cheese!
1506
01:04:23,860 --> 01:04:25,165
I'm trying to save the world,
Walter!
1507
01:04:31,737 --> 01:04:34,740
Everyone, stop!
1508
01:04:37,743 --> 01:04:39,658
Okay, okay, Molli?
Hey, hey, hey.
1509
01:04:39,788 --> 01:04:41,703
Just remember
how we used to do it, right?
1510
01:04:41,834 --> 01:04:45,577
Repress it.
Bottle it up. Clinch it!
1511
01:04:45,707 --> 01:04:47,100
Stop, stop.
1512
01:04:48,710 --> 01:04:51,931
Molli? Look at me. Look at me.
You're gonna be okay.
1513
01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:54,586
Breathe.
1514
01:04:56,022 --> 01:04:57,067
Focus.
1515
01:04:58,503 --> 01:05:00,809
I... I can't.
1516
01:05:02,159 --> 01:05:03,638
Um...
1517
01:05:03,769 --> 01:05:05,336
Show me that handshake
we used to do.
1518
01:05:05,466 --> 01:05:06,424
Do you remember?
1519
01:05:10,732 --> 01:05:12,604
It goes, right?
1520
01:05:15,737 --> 01:05:16,913
Oh, that's right.
1521
01:05:22,570 --> 01:05:23,963
Come on.
1522
01:05:27,401 --> 01:05:29,621
Babe, are you okay?
1523
01:05:29,751 --> 01:05:32,885
Shut up, Walter.
1524
01:05:49,684 --> 01:05:50,598
How are you doing?
1525
01:05:51,904 --> 01:05:56,343
I'm fine. Time feels weird.
1526
01:05:57,866 --> 01:05:59,346
I kinda feel
like I'm in a flashback,
1527
01:05:59,477 --> 01:06:02,828
- but also not.
- Yeah.
1528
01:06:02,959 --> 01:06:05,222
They just keep changing
the aspect ratio.
1529
01:06:07,180 --> 01:06:09,139
I used to think about the past
with regret.
1530
01:06:09,269 --> 01:06:12,881
But now, I think about it
with nostalgia.
1531
01:06:13,012 --> 01:06:16,363
You know how we have these
single-biome planets?
1532
01:06:16,494 --> 01:06:21,194
You know, like ice planet,
desert planet, uh, city planet.
1533
01:06:22,717 --> 01:06:24,545
I read this article
where these archaeologists,
1534
01:06:24,676 --> 01:06:27,331
they found this ancient
origin planet
1535
01:06:27,461 --> 01:06:29,811
where humans started
before they, like, spanned out
1536
01:06:29,942 --> 01:06:31,422
throughout the galaxy,
1537
01:06:31,552 --> 01:06:34,164
and they had 15
different biomes.
1538
01:06:34,294 --> 01:06:35,774
It was paradise.
1539
01:06:35,904 --> 01:06:37,602
Yeah. I read an article
that said the reason
1540
01:06:37,732 --> 01:06:39,691
no one lives on that planet
anymore is because humans
1541
01:06:39,821 --> 01:06:40,997
destroyed it.
1542
01:06:42,476 --> 01:06:45,262
- So...
- Ah. I'm only half human.
1543
01:06:45,392 --> 01:06:46,393
So, don't look at me.
1544
01:06:48,221 --> 01:06:50,919
I saw your post.
1545
01:06:51,050 --> 01:06:54,532
Hello, denizens of cyberspace.
It's me, Max.
1546
01:06:54,662 --> 01:06:58,318
I'd like to publicly clarify
that I am a fish-person.
1547
01:06:59,928 --> 01:07:01,060
That's right.
1548
01:07:01,191 --> 01:07:03,062
And I'm also against
any and all policies
1549
01:07:03,193 --> 01:07:07,023
that have to do with murdering
me and anyone like me.
1550
01:07:07,153 --> 01:07:09,025
Murder is murder.
1551
01:07:09,155 --> 01:07:13,116
And um...
and smash and subscribe.
1552
01:07:13,246 --> 01:07:14,726
Why you gotta politicize
things, Max?
1553
01:07:19,252 --> 01:07:22,212
I mean, I think
you did the right thing.
1554
01:07:22,342 --> 01:07:25,432
- I'm sure that wasn't easy.
- I mean, I did the bare minimum.
1555
01:07:27,347 --> 01:07:29,219
I don't even know
if I made a difference.
1556
01:07:29,349 --> 01:07:31,482
It's so hard to know
1557
01:07:31,612 --> 01:07:33,832
if anything we do
makes any difference.
1558
01:07:33,962 --> 01:07:39,055
- Yeah. So, what's new with you?
- Nothing.
1559
01:07:39,185 --> 01:07:42,406
Oh. I think I finally found
a good therapist, though.
1560
01:07:42,536 --> 01:07:47,324
- I feel really confused.
- That's okay.
1561
01:07:47,454 --> 01:07:50,979
- Lots of people feel that way.
- Really?
1562
01:07:51,110 --> 01:07:53,591
Yeah. Have you thought
about getting a new
1563
01:07:53,721 --> 01:07:58,944
- power crystal for your magic?
- No. I didn't know that I could.
1564
01:07:59,075 --> 01:08:02,469
I can write you a prescription.
They're not for everyone.
1565
01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:03,731
But it might be worth a try.
1566
01:08:03,862 --> 01:08:06,430
It could help you regulate
your magic a little bit.
1567
01:08:06,560 --> 01:08:08,084
Okay.
1568
01:08:08,214 --> 01:08:11,696
You are not alone.
Plenty of people suffer
1569
01:08:11,826 --> 01:08:14,090
from these magic-related
conditions.
1570
01:08:14,220 --> 01:08:16,092
I don't know.
I finally feel like I understand
1571
01:08:16,222 --> 01:08:18,006
what's been going on
in my brain.
1572
01:08:18,137 --> 01:08:20,661
I've never been so excited
to not be special.
1573
01:08:20,792 --> 01:08:22,359
- That's great!
- Yeah.
1574
01:08:22,489 --> 01:08:25,623
- Oh. And I quit my job.
- Really?
1575
01:08:25,753 --> 01:08:27,364
- Yeah.
- Wow!
1576
01:08:27,494 --> 01:08:30,193
I'm, like, really excited
to take some time off.
1577
01:08:30,323 --> 01:08:31,846
How's the new job?
1578
01:08:31,977 --> 01:08:34,414
It's hard. Uh, but it's good.
It's good. Yeah.
1579
01:08:34,545 --> 01:08:36,764
You know, the hours are long,
and the pay is bad,
1580
01:08:36,895 --> 01:08:38,723
and um,
the people are annoying.
1581
01:08:38,853 --> 01:08:42,074
Um, and the commute is terrible.
Um, but I don't know.
1582
01:08:42,205 --> 01:08:43,728
It feels good to, um,
1583
01:08:43,858 --> 01:08:46,600
feel like I'm doing something
that makes a small difference.
1584
01:08:46,731 --> 01:08:50,343
So... We're actually trying
to put water back on Oceanus.
1585
01:08:50,474 --> 01:08:52,911
Oh, wow. Really?
How's that going?
1586
01:08:53,041 --> 01:08:54,652
Very slowly. Yeah.
1587
01:08:54,782 --> 01:08:56,567
I have the workload
of about three people.
1588
01:08:56,697 --> 01:08:58,221
But hey, at least
there's two of me, right?
1589
01:08:58,351 --> 01:08:59,700
So...
1590
01:09:01,746 --> 01:09:03,269
She's mad at me right now,
because I'm making her
1591
01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:05,271
use her powers for paper work.
1592
01:09:05,402 --> 01:09:07,186
I mean, it's nice to have a job
where you can use your magic,
1593
01:09:07,317 --> 01:09:08,622
right?
1594
01:09:08,753 --> 01:09:09,971
Turns, out that most people
who work for non-profits
1595
01:09:10,102 --> 01:09:13,932
are magical, or masochists,
or both.
1596
01:09:14,062 --> 01:09:16,717
- What are you up to?
- I'm building a robo-cycle.
1597
01:09:16,848 --> 01:09:19,067
Oh. Uh, I thought the league
didn't allow this.
1598
01:09:19,198 --> 01:09:20,939
Oh, look at you.
Knowing stuff about the league.
1599
01:09:21,069 --> 01:09:22,158
Oh, yeah. I don't know.
1600
01:09:22,288 --> 01:09:23,333
Walter watches
the minor leagues,
1601
01:09:23,463 --> 01:09:25,161
and he kinda got me into it,
so...
1602
01:09:25,291 --> 01:09:27,641
Well, it's not for the league.
It's for me.
1603
01:09:27,772 --> 01:09:30,688
I'm trying to reinvigorate
my passion for robotics
1604
01:09:30,818 --> 01:09:33,038
or something.
1605
01:09:33,169 --> 01:09:34,779
- That's great!
- Yeah.
1606
01:09:34,909 --> 01:09:36,694
Also, I'm really sorry
that Walter keeps pitching you
1607
01:09:36,824 --> 01:09:38,261
his stupid ideas for robots.
1608
01:09:38,391 --> 01:09:40,045
Oh, no worries.
Everybody has an idea
1609
01:09:40,176 --> 01:09:42,395
for a robot
they want me to build.
1610
01:09:42,526 --> 01:09:46,182
How are you and Walter doing?
1611
01:09:46,312 --> 01:09:47,966
Honestly, we're good.
1612
01:09:48,096 --> 01:09:50,882
We're like really good.
1613
01:09:52,231 --> 01:09:53,798
I think I'm gonna break up
with Walter.
1614
01:09:53,928 --> 01:09:56,104
Really? Why?
1615
01:09:56,235 --> 01:09:58,498
He gave me a sword
for my birthday.
1616
01:09:58,629 --> 01:09:59,804
- What?
- Yeah.
1617
01:09:59,934 --> 01:10:02,372
It's like why would he think
I want or need that?
1618
01:10:02,502 --> 01:10:03,460
What kind?
1619
01:10:05,505 --> 01:10:07,420
- It's a laser sword.
- Oh.
1620
01:10:07,551 --> 01:10:08,682
I don't know what brand.
Do you want it?
1621
01:10:08,813 --> 01:10:11,946
I-- No, I don't. Not really.
1622
01:10:12,077 --> 01:10:14,514
It has like,
a really weird size.
1623
01:10:14,645 --> 01:10:16,603
It was like, made for an elf
or something.
1624
01:10:16,734 --> 01:10:18,649
I don't know.
Maybe it was a re-gift.
1625
01:10:18,779 --> 01:10:20,433
You don't still
have that shrink ray, do you?
1626
01:10:20,564 --> 01:10:21,565
I don't.
1627
01:10:21,695 --> 01:10:23,436
I chucked it
into the trash dimension.
1628
01:10:23,567 --> 01:10:25,090
All roads lead
to the trash dimension.
1629
01:10:25,221 --> 01:10:26,526
Mm-hmm.
1630
01:10:26,657 --> 01:10:28,311
What's the appropriate
amount of time to keep a gift
1631
01:10:28,441 --> 01:10:29,703
before you throw it away?
1632
01:10:29,834 --> 01:10:32,228
I don't know.
1633
01:10:32,358 --> 01:10:34,752
There are just some questions
we'll never have any answers to.
1634
01:10:34,882 --> 01:10:37,798
Yeah. The whole thing
feels like a sign.
1635
01:10:37,929 --> 01:10:39,974
Like, he doesn't even
really know who I am.
1636
01:10:40,105 --> 01:10:41,280
And we're getting to that age
where it's like
1637
01:10:41,411 --> 01:10:42,586
if you don't see a future
with someone,
1638
01:10:42,716 --> 01:10:43,935
it doesn't make sense
to stay in it
1639
01:10:44,065 --> 01:10:45,284
just because it's pleasant.
1640
01:10:47,286 --> 01:10:49,027
I feel like I'm at a similar
crossroads with Cassie.
1641
01:10:50,420 --> 01:10:53,161
- Really?
- What do you think of her?
1642
01:10:53,292 --> 01:10:54,511
Now that you know her,
be honest.
1643
01:10:56,077 --> 01:10:57,514
Yeah, she's great.
1644
01:10:57,644 --> 01:10:58,645
You know, it doesn't matter
what I think
1645
01:10:58,776 --> 01:11:00,168
as long as she makes you happy.
1646
01:11:03,433 --> 01:11:04,825
Yeah.
1647
01:11:08,002 --> 01:11:09,308
Do you like Walter?
1648
01:11:10,875 --> 01:11:13,312
I do. He has really grown on me.
He's a-- he's a nice guy.
1649
01:11:15,140 --> 01:11:18,665
Yeah. He is nice.
And yeah, no.
1650
01:11:18,796 --> 01:11:20,450
I shouldn't give up on him.
You're right.
1651
01:11:20,580 --> 01:11:23,061
- I've made so much progress.
- Yeah.
1652
01:11:23,191 --> 01:11:25,281
I feel like we're finally
finding balance in our lives.
1653
01:11:25,411 --> 01:11:26,499
Yeah.
1654
01:11:26,630 --> 01:11:28,632
I'm cautiously optimistic
about our future.
1655
01:11:28,762 --> 01:11:30,416
Yeah. Me, too.
1656
01:11:30,547 --> 01:11:31,504
Hey, did you hear those rumors
1657
01:11:31,635 --> 01:11:33,550
about how there's gonna
be another plague?
1658
01:11:33,680 --> 01:11:36,161
What?
There's not gonna be a plague.
1659
01:11:36,292 --> 01:11:38,816
- Okay?
- No, you're right.
1660
01:11:41,906 --> 01:11:42,820
Hey, are you okay?
1661
01:11:42,950 --> 01:11:44,082
Did you lose
your sense of taste?
1662
01:11:44,212 --> 01:11:47,128
I don't think so.
I still hate reality TV. You?
1663
01:11:47,259 --> 01:11:49,174
Yeah. I watched a network
TV show, and I was like,
1664
01:11:49,305 --> 01:11:50,828
"This is bad."
1665
01:11:50,958 --> 01:11:51,872
Did you hear
that they have a lot
1666
01:11:52,003 --> 01:11:53,265
- of secret handshakes?
- What?
1667
01:11:53,396 --> 01:11:54,310
Yeah, secret handshakes!
1668
01:11:54,440 --> 01:11:56,137
- No, they can't do that!
- I know.
1669
01:11:56,268 --> 01:11:57,225
No!
1670
01:11:57,356 --> 01:11:58,052
It's almost impossible
to enforce.
1671
01:11:58,183 --> 01:11:59,445
The entire world
is going to shit!
1672
01:11:59,576 --> 01:12:00,707
- Hey!
- It's all terrible!
1673
01:12:00,838 --> 01:12:02,709
- What? What's going--
- Everything is so messed up.
1674
01:12:02,840 --> 01:12:05,364
- Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey.
- It's awful, and it's bad.
1675
01:12:05,495 --> 01:12:07,192
- And it's--
- What is going on?
1676
01:12:07,323 --> 01:12:10,369
Walter broke up with me.
1677
01:12:10,500 --> 01:12:12,197
Oh.
1678
01:12:12,328 --> 01:12:14,112
Once he found out the plague
was actually happening,
1679
01:12:14,242 --> 01:12:17,376
he went on this spiral,
and started like babbling
1680
01:12:17,507 --> 01:12:19,422
about you know,
how we only live once.
1681
01:12:19,552 --> 01:12:20,727
And I don't know.
1682
01:12:20,858 --> 01:12:22,294
He wants to spend his life
with someone
1683
01:12:22,425 --> 01:12:25,123
who actually likes him.
1684
01:12:25,253 --> 01:12:28,213
He's an idiot, Molli. I'm sorry.
I never liked him.
1685
01:12:28,344 --> 01:12:30,607
No, he was right.
I didn't even like him.
1686
01:12:30,737 --> 01:12:32,913
The whole time, I was just
repressing my feelings.
1687
01:12:33,044 --> 01:12:35,046
And now, they're all
just pouring out of me.
1688
01:12:35,176 --> 01:12:36,439
Uh, well, maybe
it's a good thing.
1689
01:12:36,569 --> 01:12:38,223
I don't know.
1690
01:12:38,354 --> 01:12:41,531
- What's wrong with me?
- Hey.
1691
01:12:41,661 --> 01:12:44,272
Nothing is wrong with you.
You're fine.
1692
01:12:53,064 --> 01:12:54,021
Come on. It doesn't have to mean
anything.
1693
01:12:54,152 --> 01:12:56,154
- I know. I--
- It can just be fun.
1694
01:12:58,591 --> 01:13:01,420
I can't. No. No. I can't.
I'm sorry.
1695
01:13:11,256 --> 01:13:12,300
Um,
1696
01:13:14,172 --> 01:13:15,652
I don't wanna be your rebound.
1697
01:13:18,306 --> 01:13:21,222
Yeah. Um, yeah. Okay.
Uh, I'm sorry.
1698
01:13:24,791 --> 01:13:26,967
Me and Cassie are moving
to Oceanus
1699
01:13:27,098 --> 01:13:30,101
to be closer to my dad
until the plague is over.
1700
01:13:32,799 --> 01:13:36,324
What? Um... you--
you hate your dad.
1701
01:13:38,065 --> 01:13:39,980
Well, things are better,
you know?
1702
01:13:40,111 --> 01:13:41,329
He's been going to therapy,
and...
1703
01:13:44,158 --> 01:13:46,552
So, you're like doubling down
on Cassie? Really?
1704
01:13:47,727 --> 01:13:48,772
Yeah.
1705
01:13:50,817 --> 01:13:52,297
Okay. Uh...
1706
01:13:54,212 --> 01:13:56,693
well, I think
you're making a huge mistake.
1707
01:13:56,823 --> 01:13:58,956
I mean, she's nice,
but come on.
1708
01:13:59,086 --> 01:14:01,175
- Max, you can do better.
- Don't do that.
1709
01:14:01,306 --> 01:14:03,047
Don't try to bring me down,
because you're drowning.
1710
01:14:03,177 --> 01:14:05,092
I'm not trying to be mean.
I'm just being honest.
1711
01:14:05,223 --> 01:14:06,442
I-- You know, I--
1712
01:14:06,572 --> 01:14:08,313
If your friends won't tell you
the truth, who will?
1713
01:14:08,444 --> 01:14:09,401
Okay.
Well, if we're being honest,
1714
01:14:09,532 --> 01:14:10,663
then why did you just try
to kiss me?
1715
01:14:13,579 --> 01:14:15,668
- I don't know. Okay?
- You don't know?
1716
01:14:15,799 --> 01:14:20,412
I'm stupid and--
and-- and-- insecure.
1717
01:14:20,543 --> 01:14:22,414
I don't know.
It was stupid. I don't know.
1718
01:14:24,460 --> 01:14:26,462
Okay. You know what?
I'm gonna go for it.
1719
01:14:27,854 --> 01:14:28,942
Um...
1720
01:14:31,162 --> 01:14:34,165
- I'm in love with you.
- No. Don't do that.
1721
01:14:34,295 --> 01:14:35,819
Yeah. And I've loved you
for a long time.
1722
01:14:35,949 --> 01:14:37,516
- Come on.
- And-- and-- and
1723
01:14:39,170 --> 01:14:40,606
I think
you feel the same way.
1724
01:14:40,737 --> 01:14:43,783
Okay. Uh, what about Cassie?
You're--
1725
01:14:43,914 --> 01:14:45,176
10 seconds ago, you guys
were moving in together.
1726
01:14:45,306 --> 01:14:47,091
And now, you're in love with me?
1727
01:14:47,221 --> 01:14:49,267
- Do you love me or not?
- Look, I'm sorry.
1728
01:14:49,397 --> 01:14:52,444
I didn't mean for this to turn
into some-- some big thing.
1729
01:14:52,575 --> 01:14:54,228
- I-- I--
- Do you love me or not?
1730
01:14:54,359 --> 01:14:56,230
It's not fair to give some
big ultimatum, Max.
1731
01:14:56,361 --> 01:14:58,189
- I think you do love me.
- Of course, I love you.
1732
01:15:02,106 --> 01:15:03,324
Of course, I love you.
1733
01:15:05,370 --> 01:15:08,939
Okay? But we tried the Pubox,
and it didn't work.
1734
01:15:09,069 --> 01:15:12,333
Things-- things are different,
you know? We've changed.
1735
01:15:12,464 --> 01:15:13,509
Have we?
1736
01:15:14,988 --> 01:15:16,250
I don't feel different.
1737
01:15:17,817 --> 01:15:19,210
I don't think you're different.
1738
01:15:20,690 --> 01:15:21,908
I...
1739
01:15:23,431 --> 01:15:26,347
We shouldn't just like,
jump into what could become
1740
01:15:26,478 --> 01:15:27,610
an unhealthy relationship
because--
1741
01:15:27,740 --> 01:15:30,134
We're already in an unhealthy
relationship.
1742
01:15:30,264 --> 01:15:31,439
Can't you see that?
1743
01:15:33,920 --> 01:15:34,921
I'm sorry.
1744
01:15:36,575 --> 01:15:37,794
I don't know what I want.
1745
01:15:37,924 --> 01:15:38,925
Um...
1746
01:15:40,710 --> 01:15:42,799
I don't know who I am,
and um...
1747
01:15:45,976 --> 01:15:48,326
I love you. Uh, I just don't--
1748
01:15:48,456 --> 01:15:50,241
I don't know if it's the right
type of love.
1749
01:16:00,207 --> 01:16:01,252
Right.
1750
01:16:03,123 --> 01:16:04,516
Okay.
1751
01:16:07,084 --> 01:16:11,262
- Okay?
- Yeah. You're right.
1752
01:16:11,392 --> 01:16:14,657
Uh, we're going in circles.
There's no point doing that.
1753
01:16:17,921 --> 01:16:19,052
Okay.
1754
01:16:21,533 --> 01:16:22,839
I'm gonna-- I'm gonna leave.
1755
01:16:22,969 --> 01:16:26,451
- No, don't go.
- Yeah. I-- I wanna leave.
1756
01:16:26,582 --> 01:16:29,497
Come on. You know, just stay,
and like hang out, and--
1757
01:16:29,628 --> 01:16:31,108
- 'Cause-- cause
- No.
1758
01:16:31,238 --> 01:16:32,588
I just--
I don't want you to leave.
1759
01:16:35,634 --> 01:16:36,766
Yeah, I just think I should.
1760
01:16:39,246 --> 01:16:41,118
There's nothing I can say
to make you stay?
1761
01:16:43,294 --> 01:16:44,643
Yeah, there is.
1762
01:16:47,515 --> 01:16:49,343
I just
don't think you're gonna say it.
1763
01:16:55,654 --> 01:16:56,612
Yeah.
1764
01:16:58,614 --> 01:16:59,789
All right. Well, I love you.
1765
01:17:02,705 --> 01:17:04,750
I love you, too.
1766
01:17:21,898 --> 01:17:23,508
Hey. You've reached
Max's message machine.
1767
01:17:23,639 --> 01:17:26,206
Um, leave me a message
or don't.
1768
01:17:26,337 --> 01:17:28,731
Whatever you want really.
1769
01:17:28,861 --> 01:17:32,735
Hey, Max!
Uh, it's me uh, Molli.
1770
01:17:32,865 --> 01:17:36,303
Um, yeah, it's been a while.
So, um--
1771
01:17:36,434 --> 01:17:40,003
Hey, Max! It's Molli.
1772
01:17:40,133 --> 01:17:41,613
Would love to hang out.
1773
01:17:41,744 --> 01:17:43,876
Stop avoiding me.
1774
01:17:44,007 --> 01:17:47,706
Max! What's up?
1775
01:17:47,837 --> 01:17:50,143
Can you just call me back?
1776
01:17:50,274 --> 01:17:53,320
Um, I'm worried. Um--
1777
01:17:53,451 --> 01:17:54,408
I get it.
1778
01:17:54,539 --> 01:17:56,976
Uh, I will stop calling,
1779
01:17:57,107 --> 01:17:59,718
and give you some space.
1780
01:17:59,849 --> 01:18:01,067
No pun intended.
1781
01:18:01,198 --> 01:18:04,157
- Quantum zone, this is Max.
- Hey! Hey!
1782
01:18:04,288 --> 01:18:06,507
Hey! Sorry, quantum zone
is both busy and not busy
1783
01:18:06,638 --> 01:18:08,205
at the same time.
1784
01:18:08,335 --> 01:18:10,468
Uh, what? What--
what's the quantum zone?
1785
01:18:10,598 --> 01:18:11,904
Oh, quantum zone.
Okay, that's great.
1786
01:18:12,035 --> 01:18:14,646
Good question. Uh, you ever
heard of Schroödinger's cat?
1787
01:18:14,777 --> 01:18:16,126
What? No.
1788
01:18:16,256 --> 01:18:16,953
In quantum mechanics,
there's this theory
1789
01:18:17,083 --> 01:18:18,302
about Schroödinger's cat.
1790
01:18:18,432 --> 01:18:20,043
They take this cat,
and they put it in a box
1791
01:18:20,173 --> 01:18:21,784
with a radioactive vial.
1792
01:18:21,914 --> 01:18:23,611
And since you can't see
inside the box,
1793
01:18:23,742 --> 01:18:26,353
the cat technically
is both alive and dead
1794
01:18:26,484 --> 01:18:29,182
- at the same time.
- Okay?
1795
01:18:29,313 --> 01:18:33,143
So, anyways, that cat took
that idea and uh,
1796
01:18:33,273 --> 01:18:34,797
turned it into a podcast.
1797
01:18:34,927 --> 01:18:36,494
And then they took the podcast,
and they adapted it
1798
01:18:36,624 --> 01:18:40,672
into its own dimension.
And it's crazy. It's wild.
1799
01:18:40,803 --> 01:18:43,457
Everything's just topsy-turvy,
and upside down, and--
1800
01:18:43,588 --> 01:18:44,807
Anyways, sorry
I missed your calls,
1801
01:18:44,937 --> 01:18:47,418
I was on the other line,
uh, with you.
1802
01:18:51,944 --> 01:18:53,598
- What?
- It makes perfect nonsense.
1803
01:18:53,729 --> 01:18:55,339
Just trust me.
1804
01:18:55,469 --> 01:18:58,342
Uh, well, I thought
you were on Oceanus.
1805
01:18:58,472 --> 01:19:01,867
- Are you okay?
- Yeah! I'm okay. I'm okay.
1806
01:19:01,998 --> 01:19:05,697
And I'm not okay.
Uh, I quit the league?
1807
01:19:05,828 --> 01:19:07,046
- What?
- I don't know.
1808
01:19:07,177 --> 01:19:09,396
What's the point
in making robots anymore?
1809
01:19:09,527 --> 01:19:11,529
Because it makes you happy.
1810
01:19:11,659 --> 01:19:13,574
I think I just need a pivot,
and I think there's a value
1811
01:19:13,705 --> 01:19:16,577
in knowing when to give up
and move on.
1812
01:19:16,708 --> 01:19:18,492
Like uh,
me and Cassie broke up.
1813
01:19:18,623 --> 01:19:19,667
Oh. Um...
1814
01:19:21,408 --> 01:19:23,541
I'm so sorry to hear that.
1815
01:19:23,671 --> 01:19:25,586
No. It's fine.
Uh, we were on Oceanus.
1816
01:19:25,717 --> 01:19:27,066
And it was very quantum zone-y.
1817
01:19:27,197 --> 01:19:29,765
And we were together,
but I was never really there.
1818
01:19:29,895 --> 01:19:32,158
- You know what I mean?
- Wait. Um...
1819
01:19:34,117 --> 01:19:37,816
I just-- I'm sure--
Sorry.
1820
01:19:37,947 --> 01:19:39,557
Are we okay?
1821
01:19:39,687 --> 01:19:43,953
Yes. You and I are fine.
But we're also not fine.
1822
01:19:44,083 --> 01:19:45,693
I think we're gonna end up
being just like those friends
1823
01:19:45,824 --> 01:19:47,130
who kinda like meet up
once a year,
1824
01:19:47,260 --> 01:19:49,480
and have some like,
wistful lingering resentment
1825
01:19:49,610 --> 01:19:51,047
about how things
could have been,
1826
01:19:51,177 --> 01:19:54,093
- but they weren't.
- I-- I don't want that, though.
1827
01:19:54,224 --> 01:19:55,355
No, no, no! Me neither.
1828
01:19:55,486 --> 01:19:56,530
Look, when the plague
never ends,
1829
01:19:56,661 --> 01:19:58,532
you and I are gonna retreat
outside,
1830
01:19:58,663 --> 01:20:01,797
and we're gonna eat
some beverages. Deal?
1831
01:20:01,927 --> 01:20:05,626
Max, I'm-- I'm worried
about you.
1832
01:20:05,757 --> 01:20:07,324
No, no, no! Don't be.
I'll see you soon.
1833
01:20:07,454 --> 01:20:09,021
Okay, I gotta go. You're calling
on the other line.
1834
01:20:09,152 --> 01:20:12,546
Okay. All right. Bye.
Quantum zone, this is Max.
1835
01:20:12,677 --> 01:20:15,506
Hey! Sorry, quantum zone
is both busy and not busy
1836
01:20:15,636 --> 01:20:17,725
at the same time.
1837
01:20:22,295 --> 01:20:23,296
Cool.
1838
01:20:56,982 --> 01:20:58,157
Warning.
1839
01:20:58,288 --> 01:21:00,594
Warning. Black hole approaching.
1840
01:21:00,725 --> 01:21:01,726
- I'm just looking.
- Warning.
1841
01:21:01,857 --> 01:21:03,946
Warning.
Black hole approaching.
1842
01:21:04,076 --> 01:21:05,338
- Calm down.
- Warning, warning.
1843
01:21:05,469 --> 01:21:07,123
Black hole approaching.
1844
01:21:07,253 --> 01:21:08,515
- Warning, warning.
- Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
1845
01:21:08,646 --> 01:21:10,082
Black hole approaching.
1846
01:21:10,213 --> 01:21:12,128
Shit, shit, shit.
- Warning. Warning.
1847
01:21:17,176 --> 01:21:18,003
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
1848
01:21:18,134 --> 01:21:19,352
Black hole approaching.
1849
01:21:20,397 --> 01:21:21,311
Molli?
1850
01:21:21,441 --> 01:21:22,790
Black hole approaching.
1851
01:21:22,921 --> 01:21:24,009
Molli.
1852
01:21:24,140 --> 01:21:25,445
Warning. Black hole approaching.
1853
01:21:25,576 --> 01:21:27,491
- Molli!
- Warning. Warning.
1854
01:21:27,621 --> 01:21:28,492
Black hole approaching.
1855
01:21:28,622 --> 01:21:31,190
Molli!
1856
01:21:34,498 --> 01:21:37,370
Excuse me.
What do you think you're doing?
1857
01:21:37,501 --> 01:21:39,764
Um, what's-- what's going on?
1858
01:21:39,895 --> 01:21:42,158
What does it look
like it's going on?
1859
01:21:42,288 --> 01:21:46,379
- Oh, my God. Are you...
- Triangulon, god of love.
1860
01:21:46,510 --> 01:21:48,033
- Ever heard of me?
- Oh, shit.
1861
01:21:48,164 --> 01:21:51,689
- Um, I'm such a big fan.
- Oh, my me. Thank you!
1862
01:21:51,819 --> 01:21:54,126
You're so sweet. Okay, listen.
1863
01:21:54,257 --> 01:21:56,041
I am here to help you
in your time of need.
1864
01:21:56,172 --> 01:21:57,477
So, what troubles you, my child?
1865
01:21:57,608 --> 01:22:00,132
Why are we hanging out
next to black holes?
1866
01:22:00,263 --> 01:22:02,700
Oh! Uh...
1867
01:22:02,830 --> 01:22:05,007
That. Um, yeah.
1868
01:22:05,137 --> 01:22:09,185
- I-- I was just looking at it.
- Come on, Molli! Be real.
1869
01:22:09,315 --> 01:22:10,403
What's going on?
1870
01:22:12,710 --> 01:22:15,843
I don't know. Uh...
1871
01:22:15,974 --> 01:22:17,889
It's like you grow up,
1872
01:22:18,020 --> 01:22:20,544
and you read these stories
of great adventure,
1873
01:22:20,674 --> 01:22:24,330
about heroes who are born
to these epic destinies, right?
1874
01:22:24,461 --> 01:22:26,898
And every step of their journey
means something,
1875
01:22:27,029 --> 01:22:28,247
and it all adds up.
1876
01:22:28,378 --> 01:22:30,467
And then-- and then we think
that our lives
1877
01:22:30,597 --> 01:22:32,208
are gonna turn out like that, right?
1878
01:22:32,338 --> 01:22:36,168
And in reality,
we have no idea if the objects
1879
01:22:36,299 --> 01:22:37,735
that we acquire along the way
1880
01:22:37,865 --> 01:22:42,044
are talismans or just trash,
you know?
1881
01:22:42,174 --> 01:22:44,785
Like, like if we are the heroes
of our own story
1882
01:22:44,916 --> 01:22:47,658
or just the background character
in someone else's.
1883
01:22:50,139 --> 01:22:54,665
Holy shit, dude!
That was deep. Wow.
1884
01:22:54,795 --> 01:22:57,320
Okay.
1885
01:22:57,450 --> 01:22:59,365
Everything you just said
is true.
1886
01:22:59,496 --> 01:23:03,500
But the good news,
love is the answer.
1887
01:23:06,720 --> 01:23:09,201
Yeah. Crazy, right?
1888
01:23:09,332 --> 01:23:11,551
I am love. I'm the answer.
1889
01:23:16,252 --> 01:23:19,211
- Fuck you.
- Excuse me?
1890
01:23:19,342 --> 01:23:22,127
That's what you're gonna fucking
say to me right now? Fuck you!
1891
01:23:22,258 --> 01:23:23,650
- Fuck you!
- Fuck you!
1892
01:23:23,781 --> 01:23:26,436
I am a god!
You cannot talk to me like that.
1893
01:23:26,566 --> 01:23:28,916
I can talk to you however
the fuck I wanna talk to you!
1894
01:23:32,703 --> 01:23:34,096
Shit!
1895
01:23:34,226 --> 01:23:35,880
I am so bad at this.
1896
01:23:36,011 --> 01:23:39,797
Stupid! So stupid, Triangulon!
Why can't I do anything right?
1897
01:23:39,927 --> 01:23:43,540
Oh. Uh, no. I-- It's okay.
1898
01:23:43,670 --> 01:23:47,587
No, it's not okay. I suck.
1899
01:23:47,718 --> 01:23:48,806
What?
1900
01:23:48,936 --> 01:23:50,764
I'm kind of a fickle bitch.
1901
01:23:50,895 --> 01:23:52,723
I show up late to things
all the time.
1902
01:23:52,853 --> 01:23:54,942
I ask my friends
to borrow money.
1903
01:23:55,073 --> 01:23:58,511
I cause a lot of wars.
1904
01:23:58,642 --> 01:24:00,078
People do things in my name
all the time.
1905
01:24:00,209 --> 01:24:02,124
And I'm like, "Dude, not cool."
1906
01:24:03,777 --> 01:24:07,303
But I also like,
provide meaning and stuff.
1907
01:24:07,433 --> 01:24:11,350
Yeah. I mean, totally.
That-- that's a lot.
1908
01:24:11,481 --> 01:24:13,265
I don't know.
1909
01:24:13,396 --> 01:24:15,485
The universe
hardens our tushies.
1910
01:24:15,615 --> 01:24:17,661
It can turn us into bitter,
mean creatures
1911
01:24:17,791 --> 01:24:19,706
grasping for control
and meaning,
1912
01:24:19,837 --> 01:24:23,710
and it's freaking hard
to stay open and empathetic
1913
01:24:23,841 --> 01:24:25,625
in a world that is constantly
telling you,
1914
01:24:25,756 --> 01:24:27,366
"You're a worthless
piece of shit."
1915
01:24:28,933 --> 01:24:31,240
So, the only way to get
through it is to find my ass.
1916
01:24:32,632 --> 01:24:34,243
How do I find your ass?
1917
01:24:34,373 --> 01:24:36,941
Generally, I like dark,
damp places,
1918
01:24:37,072 --> 01:24:40,292
not too much sunlight.
I love crystals.
1919
01:24:40,423 --> 01:24:42,773
I chill inside them a lot.
They're dope.
1920
01:24:42,903 --> 01:24:44,905
Let's see. I'm inside magic.
1921
01:24:45,036 --> 01:24:48,431
And uh, I really like
to hang out inside people.
1922
01:24:49,867 --> 01:24:52,957
People who make you feel valued,
1923
01:24:54,872 --> 01:24:58,005
who acknowledge your weaknesses
along with your strengths.
1924
01:25:01,748 --> 01:25:03,576
Who see you
for who you really are
1925
01:25:03,707 --> 01:25:05,752
and who you can be.
1926
01:25:12,368 --> 01:25:15,414
Max. It's always been Max.
1927
01:25:17,112 --> 01:25:18,504
- Who?
- Max!
1928
01:25:18,635 --> 01:25:20,463
No, dude. I'm talking about
you!
1929
01:25:20,593 --> 01:25:23,727
I am inside you. Gosh!
1930
01:25:23,857 --> 01:25:25,642
Plus, Max is stuck
in the quantum zone,
1931
01:25:25,772 --> 01:25:27,296
and he's not getting out
of there.
1932
01:25:27,426 --> 01:25:29,559
Wait, what? What do you mean?
1933
01:25:29,689 --> 01:25:33,128
Uh, the quantum zone is kinda
like the trash dimension,
1934
01:25:33,258 --> 01:25:35,217
or like a music festival
parking lot
1935
01:25:35,347 --> 01:25:38,133
where it's relatively easy
to get in there.
1936
01:25:38,263 --> 01:25:39,873
But once you wanna leave,
it's like impossible to get out.
1937
01:25:41,179 --> 01:25:42,224
What you should really
be worried about
1938
01:25:42,354 --> 01:25:44,095
is that black hole.
1939
01:25:44,226 --> 01:25:46,793
What are you gonna do
about that?
1940
01:25:46,924 --> 01:25:49,970
Uh, I thought
you were gonna save me from it.
1941
01:25:50,101 --> 01:25:52,582
Oh, emotionally, yes.
1942
01:25:54,105 --> 01:25:55,846
But physically, no.
You're on your own there.
1943
01:25:55,976 --> 01:25:58,065
Oh. Uh--
Hey!
1944
01:25:59,328 --> 01:26:01,678
I'ma poop you out now.
Good luck, Molli!
1945
01:26:01,808 --> 01:26:02,766
- And remember--
- What? Wait!
1946
01:26:02,896 --> 01:26:04,811
- I'm the opposite of capitalism.
- What? What?
1947
01:26:04,942 --> 01:26:06,509
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
1948
01:26:23,656 --> 01:26:25,789
I am inside you.
1949
01:26:50,117 --> 01:26:51,945
I feel like the whole rivalry
between cats and dogs
1950
01:26:52,076 --> 01:26:54,296
is just overrated.
I never understood it.
1951
01:26:54,426 --> 01:26:56,472
No? Everybody--
Okay.
1952
01:26:59,866 --> 01:27:01,738
Catch you later!
1953
01:27:18,494 --> 01:27:22,062
It's okay.
I have insurance!
1954
01:27:24,761 --> 01:27:28,460
I wanna be with you
if you're still open to that.
1955
01:27:31,681 --> 01:27:32,943
I don't think it's that easy.
1956
01:27:35,075 --> 01:27:38,775
It isn't, is it?
Classic quantum zone, right?
1957
01:27:40,994 --> 01:27:44,259
I wish you were wrong,
but I think you were right.
1958
01:27:47,087 --> 01:27:48,698
I don't think
we've actually changed.
1959
01:27:52,615 --> 01:27:55,835
I've been there and um,
it's a hopeless way to live.
1960
01:27:58,011 --> 01:27:59,404
Yeah, but what if it's true, though?
1961
01:28:01,624 --> 01:28:06,411
Life is so complex
and overwhelming.
1962
01:28:09,153 --> 01:28:11,721
And it's so hard to figure out
what's
1963
01:28:11,851 --> 01:28:14,071
real and what isn't,
1964
01:28:14,201 --> 01:28:16,378
what matters and what doesn't.
1965
01:28:17,901 --> 01:28:20,730
Whether your feelings betray you
1966
01:28:20,860 --> 01:28:23,602
or if they are
your only compass.
1967
01:28:25,300 --> 01:28:29,347
But what I do know
is that you're the person
1968
01:28:29,478 --> 01:28:30,609
who's always been there
to help me
1969
01:28:30,740 --> 01:28:32,002
figure those things out.
1970
01:28:34,787 --> 01:28:37,268
I know that change is real,
because you've changed me.
1971
01:28:40,837 --> 01:28:43,622
Our past experiences make us
who we are,
1972
01:28:43,753 --> 01:28:45,145
but they don't define us.
1973
01:28:46,538 --> 01:28:48,192
- Then what does?
- A million things.
1974
01:28:49,541 --> 01:28:52,718
The things we do
and the things we don't,
1975
01:28:52,849 --> 01:28:55,678
by our successes
and our failures.
1976
01:28:57,593 --> 01:29:01,161
Things about us that change
and things that stay the same.
1977
01:29:03,163 --> 01:29:05,949
By who loves us
and by who we love.
1978
01:29:08,908 --> 01:29:10,519
Because love is the thing
that keeps us sane
1979
01:29:10,649 --> 01:29:12,390
in a world that's gone crazy.
1980
01:29:12,521 --> 01:29:16,351
And what I realized is...
1981
01:29:18,353 --> 01:29:19,789
...I love me.
1982
01:29:22,052 --> 01:29:23,967
Wait. [CLEARS THROAT] What?
1983
01:29:24,097 --> 01:29:27,492
Yeah. I mean, I'm flawed,
and imperfect,
1984
01:29:27,623 --> 01:29:29,364
and I make
all kinds of mistakes,
1985
01:29:29,494 --> 01:29:33,411
- but I'm actually really cool.
- Yeah.
1986
01:29:34,934 --> 01:29:36,806
And you know,
I'm interesting to talk to,
1987
01:29:36,936 --> 01:29:40,592
and I'm funny,
and it's easy to be all like,
1988
01:29:40,723 --> 01:29:43,421
"You just gotta love yourself,"
and sound all woo-woo,
1989
01:29:43,552 --> 01:29:46,685
but that actually means
in practice is
1990
01:29:48,208 --> 01:29:49,949
I deserve
to be with someone great.
1991
01:29:52,561 --> 01:29:53,866
I deserve you.
1992
01:30:03,789 --> 01:30:04,921
Okay.
1993
01:30:08,577 --> 01:30:10,840
- Okay?
- Okay.
1994
01:30:12,363 --> 01:30:13,930
I'm gonna kiss you now.
1995
01:30:14,060 --> 01:30:15,366
- Okay.
- Okay.
1996
01:30:28,510 --> 01:30:30,381
So, how do we get outta here?
1997
01:30:30,512 --> 01:30:32,252
All roads lead
to the trash dimension.
1998
01:30:33,732 --> 01:30:34,603
So?
1999
01:30:35,995 --> 01:30:38,041
So, can I pitch you an idea
for a robot?
2000
01:30:39,738 --> 01:30:40,913
Okay.
2001
01:30:42,175 --> 01:30:44,177
Okay.
2002
01:31:15,644 --> 01:31:18,211
According to my calculations,
the whole thing is a paradox.
2003
01:31:18,342 --> 01:31:19,604
So, we have to go in a circle
to go forward.
2004
01:31:19,735 --> 01:31:20,953
Exactly.
2005
01:31:46,239 --> 01:31:47,589
Glorp is non-toxic.
2006
01:31:47,719 --> 01:31:49,242
Don't believe that guy
who said that it was.
2007
01:31:49,373 --> 01:31:50,809
And believe me.
If we knew where he was,
2008
01:31:50,940 --> 01:31:52,463
we would tell you because we
don't.
2009
01:31:52,594 --> 01:31:53,899
And I don't know
where he is either.
2010
01:31:54,030 --> 01:31:56,032
People are being really awful
to Max right now.
2011
01:31:56,162 --> 01:31:57,903
And it's actually not okay.
2012
01:31:58,034 --> 01:32:00,906
It's actually not okay,
and it's making me freak out!
2013
01:32:01,037 --> 01:32:02,560
I'm gonna freak out
on some people.
2014
01:32:02,691 --> 01:32:04,431
I will get violent.
I will not hesitate.
2015
01:32:04,562 --> 01:32:08,653
I love you more!
No, I don't. I do!
2016
01:32:08,784 --> 01:32:11,351
Oh, it's complicated.
2017
01:32:11,482 --> 01:32:13,702
You know, let's say,
"Yes." And let's check-in.
2018
01:32:13,832 --> 01:32:15,965
- Let's do a hard "Yes."
- Okay.
2019
01:32:16,095 --> 01:32:18,445
And I'll put it in my planner
in pen.
2020
01:32:18,576 --> 01:32:19,751
Got my phone number?
2021
01:32:19,882 --> 01:32:20,535
- We have it.
- We have it.
2022
01:32:20,665 --> 01:32:22,493
- We have it.
- What is it?
2023
01:32:43,035 --> 01:32:46,125
Can you describe
the perfect date?
2024
01:32:46,256 --> 01:32:50,347
Uh, my perfect date
would be a long walk
2025
01:32:50,477 --> 01:32:53,524
on the beach at sunset,
a beautiful candlelight dinner,
2026
01:32:53,655 --> 01:32:55,352
where at some point,
I slip something
2027
01:32:55,482 --> 01:32:57,963
into my date's drink
that makes her unconscious.
2028
01:32:58,094 --> 01:32:59,748
I drag her home to my house.
2029
01:32:59,878 --> 01:33:01,793
I starve her to death
in my basement.
2030
01:33:01,924 --> 01:33:03,534
And then I eventually eat her.
2031
01:33:03,665 --> 01:33:07,407
- Genocide. Is it good?
- No!
2032
01:33:07,538 --> 01:33:09,540
Can we get a--
fluff the tentacle, please?
2033
01:33:09,671 --> 01:33:10,976
No, no, no. I'm--
You don't need it.
2034
01:33:11,107 --> 01:33:13,849
It's just... It's okay.
It's not-- it's not you.
2035
01:33:20,725 --> 01:33:23,119
Some people wanna know
what's inside Glorp.
2036
01:33:23,249 --> 01:33:27,297
And to that I say, stop it!
Don't ask!
2037
01:33:29,081 --> 01:33:30,387
You don't need to know!
2038
01:33:30,517 --> 01:33:31,562
That's a wrap?
2039
01:33:33,085 --> 01:33:34,347
That's a wrap!
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