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Citizens of Metrocity,
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long have I waited
to give you your just desserts.
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Prepare to face
the unbridled wrath of...
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...my fantastic bargains!
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Welcome, welcome,
citizens of Metrocity,
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to the Evil Lair Yard Sale.
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As you know, this is my first day
as defender of Metrocity,
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and now that I'm no longer evil ,
I no longer need things that do evil .
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- A Terror Teddy, awesome.
- Excellent choice.
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Now, let the browsing com mence.
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Minion , we're going
to need more petty cash .
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- What's behind there, Minion?
- Nothing .
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- I knew it.
- Please, please, please.
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Can't we just keep the spider-bot?
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Minion , heroes don't drive around
in creepy spee-ider-bots.
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See? Now you've hurt its feelings.
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Spider-bot, come here.
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Damien, we do not play with laser guns.
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- Come on , Mom .
- Put it back this instant.
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Madame, he's merely expressing himself.
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Besides, it's not a laser gun .
lt's a dehydration . . .
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. . .gun .
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Just soak her in some water,
not the toilet. She'll be fine.
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- That is so cool .
- Yes.
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Free doughnuts with every
billion-dollar purchase.
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Piece of junk? This satellite death ray
goes up to 900 m illion volts,
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and has its own GPS.
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Let me handle this, Minion .
For insurance purposes,
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l have to tell you to only use it
for barbecuing , not for evil .
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- I don't like barbecues.
- " I don't like barbecues."
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Shall we start the bidding?
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Bootwheel of death .
Sold to the soccer mom !
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Can I get seven for the flamethrower?
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Sold to the chef.
Excellent for creme brulee.
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Do I hear ten bucks
for the disguise generator?
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Sold to the woman
with the beautiful m ustache.
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Sold to you , sir. Sold .
Sold . Sold .
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Sold .
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Fantastic.
The place is already looking less evil .
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Sir, now that we've gotten rid
of all your "evil things,"
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how are we going to protect Metro City?
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Way ahead of you , Minion .
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What are you wearing?
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My new super-secret,
superhero super-suit.
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l designed it myself,
to copy all of Metro Man's powers:
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super-boots, super-strength ,
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and super-X-ray-slash-laser vision .
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Yeah , I'm not sure
if it's really. . . you .
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Au contraire, filet Minion .
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This is perfect for when we go
on our first patrol of the city.
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- What's that?
- It's the only thing I couldn't sell ,
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other than the death ray.
Just a box with a button on it.
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- I don't even remem ber what it does.
- But it m ust do something .
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Maybe it opens the ja-rage door.
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Oh , dear.
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Greetings, hero.
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You've just unleashed
an unspeakabIe eviI upon Metrocity,
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and you're reaIIy,
reaIIy not going to Iike it.
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- Where did it go?
- I don't know.
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Unspeakable evil, activated.
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Sir, what was the unspeakable evil?
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l've had a lot of evil plans
over the years.
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- You forgot.
- You should've catalogued them
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- so I wouldn't have to remem ber.
- What?!
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- This is actually your fault.
- My fault? How is this my fault?
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l'm thinking . It could be anything .
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- Remem ber the Forget-Me Bom b?
- Yes! No.
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What about
the Encyclopedia A-bom b-ica?
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Rock 'Em , Sock 'Em Kittens.
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They were as cute as they were deadly.
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- The Destructosaur.
- Wait.
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lt's something beginning with M.
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M, that really narrows it down .
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Don't move.
l think I remem bered what it is.
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lt's my favorite!
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- It's the Mega-Megam ind .
- Ollo!
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l transferred my evil personality
into a giant ra-bot.
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- Man , I do good work.
- Really terrific stuff,
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but we should probably turn it off.
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White suit, white cape,
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if it isn't my oId friend, Metro Man.
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- He thinks you're Metro Man .
- Well , I am defender of Metrocity now.
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This is the perfect time for me
to debut my super-suit.
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Activate super-strength .
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Gross.
I just stepped in a pile of hero.
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Activate super-boots.
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Sir!
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Ole!
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Right. I forgot about that.
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Help!
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Time out.
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Oh , no!
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Activate super-laser vision .
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Where. . . Where is he?
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Sir?
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- Sir, are you in the invisible car?
- No.
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Are you a chicken?
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Get in .
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We're in trouble, Minion .
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l program med it to never stop
until it elim inated the hero.
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lt's out there, searching for me.
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Where are you, hero?
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ls it searching for me, too?
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And your mysterious friend,
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who's dressed up as Minion
for some reason.
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But don't worry,
we can live in here from now on .
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- The brain-bots can bring us snacks.
- Sir, that is crazy.
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We're gonna have
to face this thing eventually.
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Did you m iss what happened out there?
The new me is an utter failure.
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- Well , it's clear you're no Metro Man .
- I know I'm not Metro Man .
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l just mean , maybe you should stop
trying to be him and just be you .
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Really? Is that possible?
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- But I sold all my evil stuff.
- Well . . . not everything .
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Spee-ider-bot. I don't understand .
l thought everything was gone.
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l just couldn't part
with our spider-bot, sir.
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l was thinking maybe we could
still use him to patrol heroically.
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Minion , you sentimental sim ian , you .
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Now, I just need a plan .
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- Wait a m inute! Boingo!
- I think you mean "bingo," sir.
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That's what I said . Boingo!
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Anyone home?
Come out so I can squish you.
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Hey, beta box.
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Ready for round two, hero?
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Are you in the mood
for a slice of hero pie?
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OnIy if it comes a Ia expIode.
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Where'd you go?
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Do you feel the taunting power
of my eyebrow?
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How dare you brow me!
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Oh , yes!
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Missed again .
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That's right, metal face,
follow me to your doom .
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OK, Minion , ready the death ray.
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Yes, sir.
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Prepare to meet your maker:
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Me.
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Say bye-bye, Metro Man.
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Fire, Minion .
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Minion , fire.
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- Slight problem here, sir.
- Slight problem? How slight?
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Your super-suit
smashed the death ray controls.
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What the. . .? Impossible.
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- Minion , find the remote.
- Oh , right.
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You know, we should really mark these.
Do you remem ber what it looked like?
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No, I don't remember
what it Iooked Iike. Try the. . .
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Well , it's not that one.
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- Minion , turn it off.
- Peekaboo!
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You can crawI, but you can't hide.
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What about this one?
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No. No.
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Talk about a crushing defeat.
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The old evil me is so annoying .
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H urry, Minion !
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l can't keep this up!
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Minion ! What are you doing?
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l've got it, sir.
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OK, Minion , on my marco.
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I hate spee-iders.
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Marco!
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Polo!
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Oh, no!
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Goodbye, old me.
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We did it! We did it!
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Yes, we did , Minion .
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Now, let's go get the rest
of our evil stuff back.
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- No more school !
- We're free!
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No parents!
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- Booger.
- With our parents dehydrated ,
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we can rule Metro City. Yes!
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Not today or any other day,
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my sugar-fueled friend .
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- Oh , my goodness.
- I'll take that, thank you very m uch .
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l'd normally cart your heinies downtown ,
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but I have a feeling your parents will
offer you a far more severe punishment.
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A glass of water, Minion , if you please.
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No!
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Well , sir, the weapons of justice
are back where they belong .
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Let's just hope the city
is ready for me.
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- I'd say it is, sir.
- Look.
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They made me my own signal .
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Us. They made us our own signal .
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Pull yourself together, Minion !
Now, make a note.
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- It needs to be a lot bigger.
- Yes, sir.
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Let's go patrol , heroically.
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Oh , what fun !
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