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Last time on
Third Rock from the Sun...
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You know, I'll tell you
something interesting about--
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[sounding like
space signal]
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Incoming message
from the big giant head!
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The big giant head
is telling you
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the mission is over.
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Over?
No!
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Transmission ending
in three, two, one...
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[sneezes]
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What do they mean,
our mission's cancelled?
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Discarded like
a lemon rind.
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Or some kind of hat
that people don't like
to wear anymore.
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Well, guess what.
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Those hats come back
into style.
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And you wish you
still had 'em.
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You do.
You do!
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Cancelled?
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I was about to become
very attractive to girls
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over 12.
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This cannot
be happening.
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This is horrible.
How am I gonna leave Mary?
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She's--
She's everything to me!
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I'm gonna ask her to come.
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Oh, no.
Ohh...
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You can't bring her.
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She'd be classified
as contraband.
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Yeah, if I can't bring
saltwater taffy,
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you can't bring Albright.
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But how can I
live without her?
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Oh, my God, you guys.
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What am I gonna do
about Don?
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I can't leave him
the pathetic muffin-
making mess that he is.
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Ah, pipe down.
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You knew the mission
was gonna end.
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Now it's ending.
Get it together.
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Okay, see, here
it comes. Why
do you always
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get like this
when missions
come to an end?
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Yeah, good-bye, teenager.
Hello, crotchety old man.
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Ah, pinch your mouth shut.
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Hey, you know what?
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If we have to leave
on Saturday anyway,
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we might as well have
a big going-away party.
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Harry, that is a great idea.
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It will give us a chance
to say good-bye.
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Right.
"Good-bye, humans.
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We're going back
to our home planet
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in outer space."
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Then they can dissect us
on the tarmac.
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A party with a space theme.
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Oh, that's not annoying.
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People will be encouraged
to get their swerve on.
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Exactly.
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Oh, that reminds me.
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We're gonna need
a designated driver
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for the flight home.
Not it!
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[Harry, Tommy]
Not it!
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Damn!
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♪♪ [rock and roll]
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Hey, Sally.
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Hey, Don.
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I'm on my way to turn in
my stuff down at the station,
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and I wanted you to be
the first to try
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my brand-new, world-famous
banana-bread muffins!
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It's--It's big.
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Well, I couldn't find
those little cupcake papers,
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so I had to use
coffee filters.
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Oh, my God, Don,
please become a cop again!
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No way.
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I'm not cut out
for that life.
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I'm fragile.
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Don, you better sit down.
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I'm gonna let you in
on a little secret.
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You know how I've won
every lumberjack competition
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I've ever been in
without any previous
lumberjacking experience?
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Yeah?
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And remember that time
I showed you
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how to make a cannon
out of a coconut?
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Yeah.
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Okay, well...ahem...
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I'm a highly trained security-
and-weapons specialist.
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You are?
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No.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh...Sally!
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Any time I've taken
my gun apart,
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I had to buy a new gun.
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What are you, like,
with the feds, or something?
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Something like that,
but a little bit bigger.
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Interpol?
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I've been undercover
here for years.
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I can't tell you my mission.
It will put you in jeopardy.
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But what you just saw me
do to that gun,
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I'm gonna do to you.
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I've got sciatica.
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Don...I'm gonna rebuild you
from the ground up.
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Why?
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'Cause I love you, Don.
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'Cause I love you.
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Did you finish
the party plan?
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Oh, yeah.
Check it out.
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What is this?
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What?
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"Music: A.M. radio.
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"Food: fancy mixed nuts.
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Paper napkins: question mark"?
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This is pathetic, man.
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If we have to throw a party,
let's at least do it right!
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Dude, we are broke!
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We have been broke
for six years.
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Okay. We'll charge it.
Max out our credit cards.
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Well, we can do that?
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Yeah.
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By the time they
send us the bill,
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we'll be in another galaxy
30 trillion miles away.
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I don't know why everybody
doesn't do that.
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♪ I've been on tenterhooks ending in dirty looks ♪
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♪ Listening to the Muzak, thinking 'bout this 'n' that ♪
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♪ She said that's that, I don't wanna chitter-chat ♪
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[gun shot, cat screech]
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♪ Turn it down a little bit or turn it down flat ♪
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♪ Pump it up when you don't really need it ♪
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♪ Pump it up, when you do,
you can feel it ♪
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♪ Down in the pleasure center, hell bent or heaven sent ♪
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♪ Listen to the propaganda, listen to the latest slander ♪
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♪ There's nothin' underhand that she wouldn't understand ♪
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♪ Pump it up until you can feel it ♪
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♪ Pump it up when you
don't really need it ♪
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Let me rub
this here.
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All right, Don.
Choose.
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Muffin?
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Or gun?
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Who are you, Don?
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Are you a cop,
or are you a muffineer?
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I'm a cop!
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I'm a cop who wants a muffin.
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And the student
becomes the master.
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When we were first here,
I used to come
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to the planetarium whenever
I felt homesick.
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Which one's yours?
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Mine?
Yeah.
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You see the little bright one
down by the horizon?
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That's home.
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Nice, huh?
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Yeah. I wish I could
see it up close.
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How's Saturday?
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Around midnight.
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What?
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Mary, the mission's over.
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I have to go back.
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Well, first you tell me
you're an alien,
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and then two days later, you
tell me you're leaving Earth?
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I didn't say forever.
So you can come back?
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No, it's forever.
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Come with me.
I love you.
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Oh...I love you too, but...
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to spend the rest of my life
on another planet...
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Mary, do you really want
to start dating again?
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Especially at your age?
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Saturday, huh?
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Okay, I'll do it!
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Oh! [laughs]
Mary.
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This place looks
pretty good, huh?
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Mmm.
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It's amazing
what $19,000
can do to an attic.
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Oh, hey, by the way...
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I got ya somethin'.
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It says "Tommy."
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Oh, thanks, man.
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I liked it so much,
I got me one, too.
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Yours also
says "Tommy."
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Yeah. You were
always my favorite.
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Can't wait for this
to be over.
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You're not gonna miss
Earth even a little bit?
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You know, a mission starts,
a mission ends, friend.
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I've done this
too many times.
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I don't even unpack
anymore.
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Now, let's just enjoy
our little party, shall we?
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Mm-kay. Well,
I'm gonna go mingle.
Okay.
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Oh, man.
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Oh, God. Ahh! Uhh!
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Caterers. Great, great.
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Where's the spatula?
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Where's the spatula?
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Spatula!
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We always have
the spatula right here!
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Where's the stupid spatula?
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Where's that Earth spatula?!
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[crying]
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I don't...wanna...go!
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[sobs]
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Spinach puffs?
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[sobs]
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Good party.
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Mary!
Oh, Dick.
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This is so ironic--
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aliens throwing
an alien party.
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Is any of this
stuff authentic?
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The dip is.
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Oh, Mary, I'm so glad
you're coming with us
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to the home planet.
I can't wait to show you off.
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So I guess in space, I'll be
your trophy girlfriend, huh?
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You'll be
the size of a trophy.
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What?
Oh, look. Tapenade.
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Yeah...
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What's going on here,
Dick?
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You told me this was
a masquerade ball
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recreating the court
of King Louis XVI.
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I know.
Isn't it great?
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[laughs]
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I am gonna get you back,
Dick Solomon!
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Don't speak.
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I want to remember you
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[laughing]
just as you are.
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[laughs]
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And now for
the entertainment.
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It has always been our dream
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to get the guy who plays
Wipeout on paint cans
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out in front
of the bus station
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to come
and play our party.
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Tonight, that dream
has come true.
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But first we got
this other guy.
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Elvis Costello.
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One, two, three, four.
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♪♪ [jazz]
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♪ Fly me to the moon and
let me play among the stars ♪
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♪ Let me know what
spring is like ♪
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♪ On Jupiter or Mars ♪
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♪ In other words,
hold my hand ♪
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♪ In other words ♪
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♪ Darling, kiss me ♪
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Harry, our little
teatime nooner today
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was one of the best ever.
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Shh!
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Look, we're gonna have to
lay low for a while, okay?
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I'm goin' out of town.
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Ahh, you'll be back.
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Shh!
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They always come back.
[laughs]
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Sally, I'm so glad that you
and Mary have become so close.
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[Elvis]
♪ I love you ♪
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Oh, no.
She's coming.
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They-- They said that we
could bring specimens.
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I'm bringing a rock,
a twig, and Mary.
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Fine, whatever.
But you know what?
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She's sitting on the hump.
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Oh, now, be fair.
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♪ And Mars ♪
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♪ In other words ♪
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♪ Please be true ♪
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♪ In other words ♪
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♪ In other words ♪
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♪ In other words ♪
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♪ I love you ♪
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Hey, Albright,
what's the deal here?
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I can tell you
anything, right?
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Well, you have.
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Dick is an alien,
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and I'm going to
travel with him
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on a spaceship and be
the size of a trophy.
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00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:08,319
Okay, go easy
on the champagne.
261
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:09,920
I'm not driving
you home again.
262
00:13:09,922 --> 00:13:12,590
I just finished shampooing
my carpets from the last time.
263
00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:14,725
No, Nina!
I'm serious.
I'm serious.
264
00:13:16,862 --> 00:13:21,599
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey.
265
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:24,102
Look, I think the caterers
fixed up a little plate
266
00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:26,304
for you and the rest
of the guys in the kitchen.
267
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:29,706
But I'd rather you didn't
eat in front of the guests.
268
00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:31,042
Well, that's fine...
269
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:33,511
but I'd sure like to get
paid sometime, Harry.
270
00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:38,750
You boy bands are all in it
for the money, aren't ya?
271
00:13:38,752 --> 00:13:39,851
Oh.
272
00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:40,784
Oh, oh, oh.
273
00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,557
Um, everybody, please,
274
00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:50,327
I--I'd like
to thank you all
for coming tonight.
275
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:53,097
Friends, with your
help and love,
276
00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:55,733
you've shown us how to
make sense of the world.
277
00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:58,970
And when the world hasn't
made any sense at all,
278
00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:02,240
you've taught us
to sit back and enjoy it.
279
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:04,976
You've taught us
what's right, what's real,
280
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:07,645
and what's beautiful
about this planet.
281
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:10,582
And for that, we are
eternally grateful.
282
00:14:10,584 --> 00:14:12,549
All right,
listen up.
283
00:14:12,551 --> 00:14:16,620
I wanna leave, but there's
a spaceship blocking my car!
284
00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:19,357
A space...ship.
[laughs]
285
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,125
[in unison]
Let's go!
286
00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:28,833
Oh, great!
287
00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:30,368
They didn't trust us
to leave on our own,
288
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,736
and now we're busted.
Dick?
289
00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:33,037
Okay, start out
by telling them
290
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,038
we're not gonna
harm anybody.
291
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,039
We have no special powers.
292
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,040
Right.
Dick?
293
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,275
Then if they
don't buy that,
294
00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:38,543
tell 'em we do
have special powers.
295
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:39,577
Right.
Dick?
296
00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:40,511
Harry, shh!
297
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:46,217
People of Earth,
we come in peace.
298
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,753
That's right, I said,
"People of Earth."
299
00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:51,222
Sally, Tommy, Harry,
come join me here.
300
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,423
My fellow aliens.
301
00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:56,193
That's right, I said,
"My fellow aliens."
302
00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:57,128
[door opening]
303
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:08,139
Citizens of Rutherford...
304
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:09,674
whose vehicle is this?
305
00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:12,743
What the hell
is going on?
306
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,912
I tried to tell you.
307
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,313
I got it for the party.
308
00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:19,851
Well, it was either that
or the moon bouncy thing.
309
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,088
Harry, is this
your vehicle?
310
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,256
Yeah...
311
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,591
Well, I'm gonna
have to write you up.
312
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:31,429
All novelty vehicles must
have a permit displayed.
313
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,798
Even the Wienermobile's
got one.
314
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:36,401
Hey, Donny.
315
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:38,569
You did it.
316
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,471
You're a cop again.
317
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:41,806
That's right.
318
00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:45,543
Sorry I can't stay. I've
got a 312 over in Atherton.
319
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:50,982
And for the first time,
I know what that means.
320
00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:53,084
Well, hey, give me
a minute, will ya?
321
00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:55,586
I mean, you're not the only
one taking a powder.
322
00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:57,388
Don't go soft on me,
Solomon.
323
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:59,056
When was I ever soft?
324
00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:03,394
And, Sally...
325
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:07,265
thank you for teaching
me how to be a man.
326
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:08,399
It's nothin'.
327
00:16:10,904 --> 00:16:14,072
Thank you for teaching me
how to be a woman.
328
00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:15,506
Oh, God! Mmhh!
329
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,945
Ohh! [gasps]
330
00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:24,482
I'll give you a call.
331
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,958
Don! Don, don't go, Don!
332
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,494
Sally! Tommy!
We have to get
to the field!
333
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:39,597
Wait! I want to take
one last look at my friends.
334
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:42,933
Uh, Mary, to be fair,
they're mostly
our friends.
335
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,604
I am not even paying this.
336
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:53,511
How long?
337
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:56,147
Five minutes.
338
00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:59,383
[sighs] I'm gonna miss
a lot about this planet.
339
00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:01,818
I only hope that
in some small way,
340
00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:04,455
my handsome, good looks
have made a difference.
341
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:10,061
Well...good-bye, girls.
342
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:15,166
Veronique...
343
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:16,633
Cindy.
Cindy.
344
00:17:18,237 --> 00:17:20,805
What are you gonna miss
the most, Tommy?
345
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:25,609
The way the sky looks
from my bedroom window.
346
00:17:25,611 --> 00:17:28,679
I'm gonna miss the first time
you put on a new shirt.
347
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:30,481
How 'bout fiber?
348
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:31,682
Shoes.
349
00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:33,016
Feet.
350
00:17:33,018 --> 00:17:36,787
Brothers who sell
mattresses on TV.
351
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,255
Sneezing.
352
00:17:38,257 --> 00:17:39,457
Mel Gibson.
353
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:41,158
[family sighs]
354
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:45,596
Snow.
355
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:47,965
Everything.
356
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:49,066
I can't!
357
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,167
I can't do this!
358
00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:51,168
Mary, where are you going?
359
00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:52,670
Oh, I'm so sorry!
360
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:53,937
W-What is it?
361
00:17:53,939 --> 00:17:55,940
Oh, I can't!
I'm afraid.
362
00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:59,076
I'm leaving my-- my planet,
my-- my friends,
363
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,378
my body, everything!
But we'll have
each other.
364
00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:03,280
Oh, but it won't
be the same.
We'll be together.
365
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:06,016
No, I--I can't!
I--
366
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,521
You're right.
367
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:12,189
You belong here,
Mary.
368
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:16,693
We fell in love because
you were a human on Earth,
369
00:18:16,695 --> 00:18:18,529
and so was I.
370
00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:21,865
I'll never forget you.
371
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:26,237
If it would help,
I can make you forget.
372
00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:29,373
But how? I didn't think
you had any special powers.
373
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:31,174
No, it's not
a special power.
374
00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:32,810
It's more of a gimmick.
375
00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:36,013
No, that sounds awful.
376
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:38,249
I don't want
to forget you.
377
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:41,118
But, Mary, it will
protect you from hurt.
378
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,420
What we had
together will remain
379
00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:44,689
deep inside you.
380
00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:46,623
And you'll know
it's there.
381
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,593
It'll be a feeling.
382
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:50,160
Dick, it's time.
383
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:52,997
What do you say?
384
00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:55,900
Okay.
385
00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:57,935
As long as I can
always love you.
386
00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,203
You will.
387
00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:01,105
And I'll always
love you.
388
00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:10,480
Now, I'm gonna need you
to stand very still.
389
00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:14,585
Ow! Jeez!
390
00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:18,623
Too low. I--
391
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:21,492
I'm sorry, I only
just read about this.
392
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:48,786
Lieutenant?
393
00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,588
Information officer...
394
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:51,889
Transmitter...
395
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:53,390
[in unison]
High Commander.
396
00:19:53,392 --> 00:19:56,193
My family.
397
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,496
Dick, I'm leaking.
398
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:06,971
♪ Across the void
we come a-warping ♪
399
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:10,173
♪ Across the fields
of stars we-- ♪
400
00:20:10,175 --> 00:20:12,242
♪ Soar ♪
♪ Soar ♪
401
00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:18,516
♪ We pledge to land
and something-- ♪
402
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:21,418
♪♪ [humming]
403
00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:23,487
♪ Spaceship ♪
404
00:20:23,489 --> 00:20:29,493
♪ And when at last
our mission's finished ♪
405
00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:34,164
♪ In duty homeward
shall we fly ♪
406
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:39,603
♪ Our glory cannot
be diminished ♪
407
00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:48,679
♪ Back to the heavens
in our mighty spaceship ♪
408
00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:08,499
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