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Good morning, everybody!
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Good morning.
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Well, what's wrong,
Tommy?
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All these different
colleges want me.
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I don't know where to go.
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There's Harvard,
Yale, MIT, Cambridge.
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Hey, you should go
to that place.
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Everybody's gorgeous,
and it's right by the beach.
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It's the J. Crew
catalogue.
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There's the school for me.
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Well, Tommy, you could
go out and play the field,
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but, uh, why not marry
the girl next-door?
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Pendleton.
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You think that Pendleton's
better than Princeton?
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Tommy, when all's
said and done,
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on Friday,
Princeton serves fish sticks,
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and on Friday,
Pendleton serves fish sticks.
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[Sally]
Whoa!
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Look! It says here
that Princeton has eight
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Nobel Prize winners
on its faculty!
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Huh. How many does
Pendleton have?
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Let me tell you something about
Nobel Prize winners, Tommy.
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They eat fish sticks,
and we eat fish sticks.
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I guess there's not
that big a difference.
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Well, I can think
of one thing.
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Me.
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I hadn't thought of that.
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You and I strolling
arm in arm through the quad,
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swapping sandwiches
at lunchtime.
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Oh, and you're always
guaranteed a date
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for the homecoming dance.
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The other kids
will be so jealous.
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Yeah.
Come on to work.
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I'll give you my own
personal tour of the campus.
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Can we hold hands?
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Sure.
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♪♪ [rock 'n' roll]
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Hi, hi, hi!
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Oh, hi.
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Here's the paper.
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Oh, thanks.
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Hey, you guys,
look!
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"Rutherford's
Ten Most Powerful Men!"
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What number
are you, Don?
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Um...
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Number not-on-it.
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What, have they just
never heard of you?
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How could that be?
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Sally, I'm just a cop.
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But I once stopped Number Eight
for speeding, though.
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He let me off
with a warning.
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How did these bozos
get to be so powerful?
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You know what they say:
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under every great man
is a great woman.
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Don't you mean
"behind every man"?
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Oh, you're dirty.
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Behind every great man
is a great woman?
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And you're mine,
sweetie.
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But, Don, what have
I ever done for you?
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I wear antiperspirant now.
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Yeah, well,
that's true,
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but it's not enough.
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Don, I've let you down.
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I haven't thrust
greatness upon you!
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Sally, you aren't
ashamed of me, are ya?
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Oh, sweetie, no.
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I love you
just the way you are.
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And to prove it...
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I'm gonna tear you down
to the studs
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and rebuild you
into the powerhouse
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you've never
dreamed of being.
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Okay.
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Oh, Tommy,
we are so thrilled
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to have a student like you
consider Pendleton.
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We're gonna start
by showing you some slides
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of Pendleton's
magnificent physical plant.
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Nina, plug in
the projector.
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No.
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It'll blow out the toaster oven
in the faculty kitchen.
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Nina!
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We are trying to recruit
a student here.
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And I've got
potato skins working.
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Then can you hold the slide
up to the light?
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Dick, get my flashlight.
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Uh, now, this is Pendleton's
stately library,
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housing over
2.3 thousand volumes.
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You mean "million"?
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No.
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Next slide, please.
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Uh, you know,
I'm gettin' a little bit
of an eye strain here.
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You're losin' him.
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You think I could
just sit in on a class
or something?
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Well, of course you can.
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I'll tell you what.
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Tomorrow, you could try
to sit in on one of my classes,
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but I predict you'll be
on your feet, cheering.
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♪♪ [soft jazz]
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Sally, what's going on here?
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Oh! I am throwing you
a power brunch.
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That's nice.
What's the occasion?
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Well, I'm gonna
turn you into a success
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instead of a failure.
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I am not--
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Hey, this jacket's
got my name on it!
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I invited everyone
from the "Top Ten List,"
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along with some other
very important Rutherfordites.
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This is Mrs. Dubcek.
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She owns quite
a bit of property
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in the Rutherford area.
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I know her.
She's your landlady.
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Excellent.
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You keep networking.
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Sally, I--I appreciate
what you're trying to do,
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but I'm not in the same league
as these big guys.
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Don, that may have
been true of you before,
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but you've got Sally
on the case now.
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Just think of me as the wind
beneath your ass.
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[gasps]
Oh, my God.
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You guys, it's Number Six,
Gus DeMarmel,
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president and CEO
of DeMarmel Lunch Meat.
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Ooh! That's good meat.
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Gus DeMarmel!
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Whoo-hoo!
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How are Peg
and the kids?
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My wife's name is Janet.
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Little Peg Junior
know about that?
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Uh, hello, Terry?
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Terry, when you scheduled me
for this brunch,
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did you bother to find out
who was throwing it?
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You're fired.
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Hi, Mr. DeMarmel.
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Um, rumor has it you're looking
for a new assistant.
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Meet Don Orville:
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organized, energetic,
a real self-starter.
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You have any experience?
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No.
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Well, uh, you know,
he'll be putty
in your hands.
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He'll work for free.
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Good. I like that.
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Now, be in my office
8 a.m. sharp.
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Oh, thanks!
He'll be there!
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Hey, congrats, Don!
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Let's get you some air.
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Next, we measure the decay
with difference delta gamma
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for the mass
eigenstates,
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assuming CP invariance.
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The CP eigenstates
and the mass eigenstates are...
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what?
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Leon?
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Dr. Solomon, are you allowed
to dispense ibuprofen?
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Wrong. Pitman?
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Aspirin?
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Bug?
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Here!
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Chimps!
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CP eigenstates implies
that they are...the same.
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Dr. Solomon,
there is no possible way
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we could have known that.
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Oh, really?
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And yet, my son knew that.
Didn't you, Tommy?
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Well, I thought I knew that
until you started explaining it.
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I can see them
not getting it.
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Oh, yeah.
I know.
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As usual, I'm handing out
sandwiches in the cemetery.
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Class is dismissed.
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So, slugger, how much
did you love my class?
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Your class...
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Well, honestly, Dick,
it was--
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It was kinda hard
to keep from laughing.
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[laughing]
Yeah, I know!
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They are so stupid.
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They're not the sharpest
pencils in the box.
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They're not sharp
at all.
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And you,
you're incomprehensible!
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Not a word understood!
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I mean, I figured
you were a bad teacher,
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but not Hindenburg bad.
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[laughing]
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Hindenburg bad!
[laughing]
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What?
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Ow!
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[phone rings]
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DeMarmel Meats.
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I'll connect you.
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Wow, sweet setup, Don.
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Ooh, Post-Its?
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Help yourself.
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Don, you look
magnificent!
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But I gotta tell ya,
that phone call,
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you didn't say
your name.
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So, the next time
you answer the phone...
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DeMarmel Meats,
this is Don Orville?
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This is Don Orville
at DeMarmel Meats.
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That's my boy.
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Hey, Don.
Here, check it out.
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Whoo!
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Now you can take a nap,
and no one's the wiser.
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Tommy! Tommy!
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If I were a bad teacher,
don't you think there would be
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some slight evidence
suggesting that?
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Your students have been
in the same class for years?
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Well, so? You've been
in high school for years.
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Yeah, but each year
I advanced to the next grade.
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That was high school.
This is Pendleton.
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Pendleton serves fish sticks.
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My high school
served fish...sticks.
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I told you about
the fish sticks in confidence.
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That's it!
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I think you'd be a bad influence
on my students.
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You are forbidden
to go to Pendleton!
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How does that feel?
Does it burn?
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Actually, that's fine.
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I'm starting to think
you and me
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going to the same school
would be a bad idea.
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Oh, yeah?
Well, guess what.
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This just in:
you're going to Pendleton!
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What? No, I'm not!
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You are!
It's an order!
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Does it burn?
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What is your problem?
So you're a bad teacher.
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So bad, I thought you knew!
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One more word out of you,
and you're getting
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your master's
at Pendleton.
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But that is--
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Care to go
for your PhD?
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Dick, you're--
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Oh, look who's on
the tenure track--
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Dr. Tommy Solomon.
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Can you hold, please?
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[phone rings]
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Hello?
Hello.
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Mr. DeMarmel's office.
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Well, it certainly is.
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Well, how are you?
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Actually, I'm feeli''
a little dizzy.
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I'm sorry,
we're breaking up.
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Well, that's news
to me.
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You'll have to
speak up.
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[shouting]
I said,
that's news to me!
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Okay. Bye.
But I just got here!
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Harry!
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Shut up! I can hear you
all the way outside.
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Hi, Don, honey.
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I brought you
a power shake.
Oh!
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How's it goin'?
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Great!
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Uh, Mr. D
was complaining again
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about how his chair
was too high,
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and I found the knob
that makes it go down.
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Oh, that's fantastic.
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Let's celebrate
at lunch later.
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Oh, no can do.
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Oh, but that reminds me,
I gotta tell 'em
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they rescheduled
the bologna conference.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I've got a coffee filter
crisis to diffuse.
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Bye!
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00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:10,601
Well, I could see
you're busy, busy, busy.
259
00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:12,070
Go get 'em, tiger!
[phone rings]
260
00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:13,138
Hello?
261
00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:14,606
Hello!
262
00:11:21,447 --> 00:11:23,181
Eh, Dr. Albright,
do you have a minute?
263
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,749
Oh, sure, Tommy.
264
00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:27,452
Here at Pendleton,
our doors are always open
265
00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:29,154
to prospective students.
266
00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:30,355
Thanks.
267
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,424
Uh, it's about Dick.
268
00:11:32,426 --> 00:11:34,258
I'm really worried.
He's being...
269
00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:36,761
incredibly selfish
and bull-headed.
270
00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:39,664
And?
271
00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:41,499
Well, I--
I need your help.
272
00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:44,135
We had this fight,
and now he's forcing me
273
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,136
to go to Pendleton.
274
00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:47,038
Oh, no.
275
00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:51,576
Oh, Tommy, I felt so dirty
trying to get you
276
00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:53,878
to go to this
two-bit clown college.
277
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,580
And rightly so.
278
00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:57,415
You are a brilliant
young man.
279
00:11:57,417 --> 00:12:00,085
You should be able to go
to any college you want.
280
00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:02,053
It's your life,
starting right now.
281
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,221
Well, what about Dick?
282
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,090
Oh, don't worry.
I'll talk to him.
283
00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:06,324
You will?
Mm-hmm.
284
00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:08,226
Oh, thanks,
Dr. Albright.
285
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,995
You know, in a way,
you're the closest thing
286
00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:12,831
I have to a mother.
287
00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:16,567
Oh, Tommy...
288
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:17,568
Come here.
289
00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:22,273
Hey!
290
00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:31,649
Oh, hey, Sally.
Hey.
291
00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:33,885
Oh, uh, Don called.
He can't make it.
292
00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:35,220
He's working late
tonight.
293
00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:36,955
Oh, good!
294
00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:40,325
More lasagna for us, huh?
[laughs]
295
00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:43,595
Boy, he sure
is working hard.
296
00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:45,730
But, you know,
just for a second today
297
00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:48,132
at the office, I thought
he was ignoring me.
298
00:12:48,134 --> 00:12:51,869
Oh, no. He was just
blowin' ya off.
299
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:55,240
Well, work comes first
for now.
300
00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:57,074
I guess I have to
get used to it.
301
00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:58,809
I am the woman
behind the man.
302
00:12:58,811 --> 00:13:02,413
That's right.
Second-Fiddle Sally.
303
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:05,116
Harry, I'll never
be second.
304
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,684
I don't know.
You saw him today.
305
00:13:06,686 --> 00:13:08,019
He's a young Turk now.
306
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,921
So what?
He's still my man.
307
00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:11,823
Well, I guess
that's true...
308
00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:13,057
till he goes
and gets himself
309
00:13:13,059 --> 00:13:15,493
one of them
trophy wives.
310
00:13:17,096 --> 00:13:18,095
What?
311
00:13:18,097 --> 00:13:19,597
Well, it happens
all the time.
312
00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:21,533
Gotta get
your arm charm.
313
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,770
Oh, my God.
I don't believe this.
314
00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:30,308
I polished that lump
of coal into a diamond,
315
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,043
and now she gets
to wear the ring?
316
00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:33,911
That whore!
317
00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:36,815
Wait, wait!
Well, what can you do?
318
00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:38,049
What can I do?
319
00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:39,217
What can I do?
320
00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:41,052
I made him.
I can break him!
321
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:44,055
Yeah...good.
322
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:46,490
Then I get my shot
at that whore.
323
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:54,331
[children chatting]
324
00:14:00,139 --> 00:14:01,839
Dick?
325
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:02,974
Mary.
326
00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:05,109
Wh--How did you
find me?
327
00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:07,144
You always come
to the turtle slide
328
00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:09,113
when you're upset.
329
00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:10,414
I'm not upset.
330
00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:14,051
Oh, Dick, there comes a time
in every young man's life
331
00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:16,554
when he's got to spread
his wings and fly away.
332
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:19,858
Oh, Mary,
where would I go?
333
00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:22,060
Not you.
Tommy.
334
00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:24,262
It's time to let him
make his own decisions.
335
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:26,063
Well, he's already
made one decision.
336
00:14:26,065 --> 00:14:28,733
He's decided that his father
is a lousy teacher.
337
00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:30,768
Oh, he was just angry.
338
00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:34,538
For as long as I can remember,
I've always been Dick Solomon,
339
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:37,108
brilliant professor
of physics.
340
00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:41,012
What am I gonna say now
when I go to the gas station?
341
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:43,381
Well, maybe you should
get back to basics.
342
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,416
Maybe you should remember
what got you into teaching
343
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:46,417
in the first place.
344
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,852
Chalk?
345
00:14:48,854 --> 00:14:50,188
See those kids
over there?
346
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:54,591
Oh, the ones playing
hopscotch so abominably?
347
00:14:54,593 --> 00:14:57,461
Why don't you go
teach them how to play?
348
00:14:57,463 --> 00:14:59,063
Go ahead.
349
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:01,032
You think?
Yeah.
350
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:02,299
Well, all right.
351
00:15:05,704 --> 00:15:08,072
Go on.
352
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,473
Well, hi there.
353
00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:10,708
Playing hopscotch, eh?
354
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:13,544
Yeah, kinda, but we don't
really know how.
355
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:17,682
Oh, well, what do you say
I teach you? Here.
356
00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:20,885
The key is throwing
your rock nice and easy.
357
00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:24,154
Why don't you try it?
Aim for number nine.
358
00:15:24,156 --> 00:15:25,189
Mmph.
359
00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:27,625
Okay, now try again.
360
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:30,094
And remember,
nice and easy.
361
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,629
Mmph!
362
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:37,434
What part of "nice and easy"
don't you understand?
363
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,305
You're a bad man.
364
00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:41,572
Oh, right,
blame me!
365
00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:44,074
You're not incompetent.
I am!
366
00:15:44,076 --> 00:15:45,543
That's it!
Run away!
367
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:46,544
That--ooh!
368
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:48,346
Hey...stop it!
369
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:57,087
Well, Mary, I've been
humiliated and stoned.
370
00:15:57,089 --> 00:15:58,355
What do you say now?
371
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,261
You're right.
You're a bad teacher.
372
00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:05,463
[sobbing]
Oh, Mary...
373
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,765
Oh...come here.
374
00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:13,037
Hey!
375
00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:21,412
Right in here.
376
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:24,782
You know, I think
you are going to be
377
00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:28,987
very excited
about this presentation.
378
00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:31,255
Now, when I buzz you,
bring in one of the prototypes.
379
00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:33,324
Mr. DeMarmel,
I'm your man.
380
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:44,836
Hi, Don.
Hi, Don.
381
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:46,738
Bad timing!
Bad timing, guys.
382
00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:48,172
I'm on call.
383
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:51,776
Any second, I have to bring
this salami into that office.
384
00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:54,645
[phone rings]
385
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,079
Mr. DeMarmel's office.
386
00:16:56,081 --> 00:16:57,748
Uh, no,
he's in a meeting.
387
00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:58,682
Okay.
Bye.
388
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:06,523
Did--Did you
just see a salami?
389
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:07,558
What's wrong, hon?
390
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,260
I--I thought
I grabbed--
391
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:12,730
Forget it.
There's another.
392
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:17,701
Don, I am so impressed
with your organization.
393
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,771
Oh, I gotta get
the tray.
394
00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:25,209
Ah!
395
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:26,677
What's going on here?
396
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:28,512
Sally, did you come
all the way down here
397
00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:30,714
just to play
"hide the salami"?
398
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:36,687
How dare you?
399
00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:38,022
I'm sorry.
400
00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:39,489
I've--I've been under
a lot of pressure.
401
00:17:39,491 --> 00:17:41,258
There are only
three of those in the world,
402
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:43,293
and I've already lost
two of 'em.
403
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:48,166
Harry...
404
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:49,834
did you hide my salami?
405
00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:01,312
I'm sorry. I've been
under a lot of pressure.
406
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:02,679
[buzz]
Aaahhh!
407
00:18:02,681 --> 00:18:03,680
What's the matter?
408
00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:04,815
It's go time!
409
00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:09,821
[screams]
No, no, wait!
410
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,090
Just a moment, sir.
411
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,525
[door slams]
412
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:24,802
Sally, could you
hand me that tray?
413
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:27,938
Oh, sure,
sweetie.
414
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,508
Aaahhh!
415
00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:33,677
Who's playing
you-know-what
with the thing?
416
00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:35,279
Well, not me.
417
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,280
Yeah, me, neither.
418
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,682
Orville,
the prototypes, now!
419
00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:41,385
Sir, I--
420
00:18:41,387 --> 00:18:42,386
I've lost them.
421
00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:43,587
You've what?
422
00:18:43,589 --> 00:18:45,289
All three.
423
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,324
You're fired.
424
00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:49,827
No, no, no,
no, no.
425
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:50,861
He quits.
426
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,801
Don't worry
about him, sweetie.
427
00:18:56,803 --> 00:19:00,404
You're still
number one on my list.
428
00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:10,681
Mr. DeMarmel.
429
00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:12,817
[DeMarmel]
Is that the prototype
in your pocket?
430
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:16,220
Nah. I'm just happy
to see ya.
431
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:23,794
Tommy?
432
00:19:24,898 --> 00:19:26,063
Dick.
433
00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:27,565
[sighs]
434
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,700
I owe you an apology.
435
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:34,572
I'm sorry I made you
even consider Crapleton.
436
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:35,573
You really mean it?
437
00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:37,541
Absolutely.
438
00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:38,642
Oh, that's a relief.
439
00:19:38,644 --> 00:19:42,012
You deserve to spend
these years at a college,
440
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,747
not a place where
the freshman dorms
441
00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:47,385
had to be built
by Habitat for Humanity.
442
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:49,587
Well, thank you.
Thank you.
443
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:52,590
And, you know, it really has
nothing to do with Pendleton.
444
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:54,358
It's just I don't think
that you and I
445
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,693
should be
at the same college.
446
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,127
Oh, well, don't worry
about that.
447
00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:58,161
I'm through with teaching.
448
00:19:58,163 --> 00:20:00,464
It's the career fair
for me.
449
00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:03,233
Dick, you can't quit.
You're a terrible teacher.
450
00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:04,601
That's your
greatest strength.
451
00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:08,138
What?
452
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,140
I'm so confused
I feel like I'm taking
453
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:13,010
one of my own classes.
454
00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:16,413
Your real job
is to be High Commander.
455
00:20:16,415 --> 00:20:17,882
And the mission says
you're forbidden
456
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:18,883
to change the world.
457
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,117
So?
458
00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:22,886
So, are any of your students
smarter than they were
459
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,222
four years ago?
460
00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:25,790
Well, no.
461
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:27,090
That's right.
462
00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:30,561
So...
463
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:34,699
what you're saying is,
by day, I'm Dick Solomon:
464
00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:38,135
mild-mannered, incompetent
physics professor.
465
00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:40,104
But by night,
I'm Dick Solomon:
466
00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:45,443
brilliant, charismatic,
steel-abed High Commander.
467
00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:47,645
Yeah, something like that.
468
00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:49,947
Tommy, I'm back!
469
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:51,749
And my first order
of the day
470
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:54,252
is for you to pick
whatever college you want.
471
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:56,721
Aw, thanks, Dick.
472
00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:58,289
Come here.
473
00:21:09,335 --> 00:21:12,736
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