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Hey, tommy,
How was school?
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Terrible.
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I got hauled into
The principal's office
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Because of my grades.
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Oh, what'd
He do to you?
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He made me valedictorian.
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Apparently, I have
The best grades
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In the school,
Damn it.
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But you barely ever
Go to class.
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I know.
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That's how stupid
Everyone else is.
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Damn it!
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That was awesome!
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It was so great.
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Oh, thanks for
Letting me come
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With you, janice.
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Anytime, sally.
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It is so cool
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To finally have
Another woman around
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To do girl things
With.
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Why, where
Were you guys?
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Chasin' hobos
Out of the freight yard.
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Hi, harry.
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Hello, janice.
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Last time I saw you,
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I was kissin' you
Good-bye
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After a long night
Of kissin' you hello.
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So, why haven't
You called?
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Well, at first I was
Playin' hard-to-get.
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But now...
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I'm playin' paralyzed
By insecurity.
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That's too bad.
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Well, it was nice
Seeing you all.
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Harry.
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Nice seeing you, too,
Janice.
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Janice.
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My god, that's
The biggest cop
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I've ever seen.
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You two
Know each other?
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Dick, of course they do.
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Harry, what's
The matter with you?
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Don't you want her?
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Oh, yeah, so bad.
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Well,
Then go get her!
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Oh, well, come on,
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That's easy
For you to say.
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I mean--agggghhhh!
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Incoming message from
The big giant head.
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The big giant head
And his queen
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Will be arriving
Shortly
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For their first
Appearance on earth
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As husband and wife.
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Oh, my god,
They're coming today!?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
Please,
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Put your hands together
For mr. And mrs...
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Big giant head!
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Everybody, please...
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Join the couple
Out on the dance floor.
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♪ sunrise, sunset ♪
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♪ sunrise, sunset ♪
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♪ swiftly flow the days ♪
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[laughing]
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Oh, it is so great
To be back.
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You know, we would've
Brought the baby,
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But space travel
Is really hard
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When you're teething.
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He's with the nanny.
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Nice robot.
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I, um, I would like
To propose a toast.
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May you two
Lovebirds
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Be happily married
For all eternity.
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Ohh.
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Thank you, dick.
But come on, I'm married.
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Eternity's the last
Thing I want.
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Hey, hey, hey, stone.
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When is he gonna stop?
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Breathing.
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Vicki, how's space?
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Well, when I first saw
Where I was living,
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Let's just say,
Thank god in space
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No one can
Hear you scream.
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She really
Classed things up.
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She redid the death chamber
In orange shag carpet.
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Please!
I mean, it was so drab,
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I wanted to die.
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You guys are really
Cute together.
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Dick, where can we have
A private conversation?
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How about right here
In front of everyone?
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Join me
In the kitchen.
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Does anyone here do
A good impression of me?
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No, but I do an awesome
Bette midler.
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So, uh...Uh...
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What brings you
Back to earth, sir?
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An extended
Honeymoon?
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The honeymoon is over.
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Then why are you here?
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Start saving these box tops.
I want this boomerang.
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Yes, sir.
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Sit down.
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How are you?
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Wha--you're asking
How I am?
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Sir, how do you
Think I should be?
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I think you should be
Very proud of yourself.
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I'm proud of you.
Have I ever told you that?
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Uh, no. You have threatened
To kill me, though.
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Well, that was a mistake.
I'm sorry.
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I'd like to make up
For that.
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I'd like to get
To know you better.
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Get to know me, sir?
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Yes. Everything about you.
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Things you wouldn't
Dream of telling
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That frosty
Little bimbo of yours.
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Dick, tonight you're
Taking me out for drinks.
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Tonight?
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I--I would love
To accompany you,
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Sir,
But I have a date
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With that frosty
Little bimbo.
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Cancel.
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Well, perhaps frosty
Could come with us.
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No. You and me.
Alone.
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Are you going
To kill me?
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Oh, don't be silly.
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You're my
Designated driver.
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Come on, push it, donnie.
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Come on.
Not a problem.
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You got 3 more?
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I got 10 more.
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[grunting]
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Hello, janice.
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Harry.
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Uhhh!
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Oh, I've been
Thinking about you.
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And I you.
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Help!
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I'm here to ask you out
On a proper date.
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That is so romantic.
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Cracked ribs!
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So is that a yes?
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I can't breathe!
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Yes, of course.
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I'm comin', grandma!
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Dick, we're gonna
Be late for--
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[moaning]
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Oh, my god, dick,
What's wrong with you?
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I'm burning up, mary.
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I can't hold
Anything down.
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I was throwing up
All night.
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I don't think
I can go out.
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Oh, well, in that case,
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I'll stay home
And take care of you.
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No, mary, go!
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Save yourself before
You get whatever I--
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Dick, let's hit
The town.
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Stone phillips!
What's he doing here?
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He-he's here to take me
To the hospital.
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The hospital?
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What a great name
For a jazz club.
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Club?
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You're not really sick,
Are you?
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How can you be
So insensitive?
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Quick, mary,
The cat's on fire.
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Put it out!
Put it out!
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Let's go!
Let's go!
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[cough cough cough]
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Tommy,
I really don't think
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This is an acceptable
Valedictory speech.
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It's fine.
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Ooh,
Let us hear it.
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You want
To hear it?
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Yeah.
All right.
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"Fellow classmates,
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Long live rock."
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You know, you had me...
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And then you lost me.
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But then you had me again.
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Tommy, you should just
Write what you feel.
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I don't know
What I feel.
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What do you feel?
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Well...
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I feel like this is
A new beginning...
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It's time to say
Good-bye to old friends,
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Make new ones.
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It's the end of an era,
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And no matter how close
We've become,
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It's time to move on.
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Man, that's harsh.
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Sorry, but whether
We like it or not,
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This chapter of our lives
Is over.
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I gotta go.
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See you later.
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You know what
I'm gonna do?
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I'm gonna go read
Some churchill
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For inspiration.
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Oh, really?
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Nah. I'm gonna
Go get some fries.
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Did you hear what
Alissa just said?
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Oh, well, you mean
About sayin' good-bye
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And movin' on and
Meetin' other people?
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Harry, she's gonna
Dump his ass.
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Oh, my god!
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And right before graduation?
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Poor tommy.
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The kid doesn't even
See it comin'.
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Oh, god, and there's
Nothin' we can do.
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We're powerless
Against alissa.
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No, we're not.
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We're not?
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Look, she's just
An evil little teenager.
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And I am
An intergalactic
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Force for good.
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Long live rock!
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[jazz music playing]
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You're a good-lookin' man,
You know that?
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And you're big.
You're big.
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How'd you get so big?
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I--I--I--I--I--
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And I like you.
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We're havin' a good
Time, aren't we?
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You light up the room.
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Thank you, sir.
So do you.
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Thank you.
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You're tense.
Don't be so tense.
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I'm tense, too.
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My marriage
Is a charade.
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I'm so lonely.
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Sir, what
Are your intentions?
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I just want to know
What you think of me.
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Your record speaks
For itself, sir.
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The universe has
Never been cleaner.
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Not my job.
Me, the man.
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I think you're
Swell, sir.
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He thinks I'm swell!
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Well, thank you,
Sparky.
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Let's have some fun.
Fun?
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I'm gonna talk
To the bandleader.
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Bandleader!
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Mrs. Dubcek:
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Sorry about
That last song.
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My mic crapped out.
240
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It didn't crap out.
I unplugged it.
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Hit it!
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[music plays]
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♪ somewhere there's music ♪
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♪ how faint the tune ♪
245
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♪ somewhere there's heaven ♪
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♪ how high the moon ♪
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Hey, dick, come on up here.
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No, I--
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Hey, hit that man
With the spotlight.
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Come on up here,
Dickie.
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Come on, boy.
Come on up here.
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Attaboy.
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♪ that you love me
As I love you ♪
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[scat singing]
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[scat singing]
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00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:01,732
[both scat singing]
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♪ how high the moon ♪
258
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Yeah!
Yeah!
259
00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:13,878
Let's hear it
For sparky!
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Hey, harry.
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Ooh, hey, vicki.
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I can't sleep.
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00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,463
You know
What works for me?
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Goin' to bed.
265
00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:38,035
So, how do you like
Bein' queen, vicki?
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Ah, well, you know,
It's got its perks.
267
00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:42,139
I get a lot
Of presents.
268
00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:43,808
Like this
Hair curler thing.
269
00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,510
Here, see?
Wow.
270
00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:48,413
Yeah. It adds a lot
Of bounce to my hair.
271
00:10:49,616 --> 00:10:51,316
And then it also
Demolecularizes
272
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:54,285
Any poor bastard
Who tries to cross me.
273
00:10:55,855 --> 00:10:58,155
Good reason
To tip your hairdresser.
274
00:10:58,157 --> 00:10:59,256
Mm-hmm.
275
00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,059
Of course, you know,
276
00:11:02,061 --> 00:11:04,996
Bein' queen does have
Its downside.
277
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,999
I mean...
Stone and I have not
278
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,702
Had intimate relations
In quite some time now.
279
00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:11,970
Mm.
280
00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:15,573
You mean, because up there
You're just a purple tube?
281
00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:18,742
Well, that's his excuse.
282
00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:23,781
You know, I--I just--
I miss intimacy, harry.
283
00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:26,650
I--I miss fondling.
284
00:11:26,652 --> 00:11:29,254
I--I miss...Sex!
285
00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:30,922
Ohh!
286
00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:33,023
So, how's
This thing work?
287
00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:35,960
No, no, no, no.
No, no.
288
00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:38,029
Baby, don't play with fire.
289
00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:41,032
Hey, you know what?
290
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,501
I just saved your life.
291
00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:45,536
[giggles]
292
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:49,940
I wonder if you can
Think of a way...
293
00:11:49,942 --> 00:11:51,942
To say "Thank you."
294
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:55,379
Um...Yes.
295
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,081
Thank you.
296
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,722
Hey, alissa.
297
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,491
Oh,
Hi, sally.
298
00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:07,658
You got a couple
Minutes?
299
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,127
Um, well, I was about
To go to english class.
300
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:10,261
This'll just
Take a second.
301
00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:11,362
Ok.
302
00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:13,264
Listen, tommy's
Breakin' up with you.
303
00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:14,298
What?
304
00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:15,299
Well, you said
It yourself.
305
00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:16,400
It's the end of an era.
306
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,602
Time to
Meet other people.
307
00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:18,702
Oh, no, that's just
What I was--
308
00:12:18,704 --> 00:12:19,903
Oh, yeah,
What you were feeling.
309
00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:20,971
I know, it's cool,
Fine.
310
00:12:20,973 --> 00:12:22,907
Open a new chapter.
But just remember this.
311
00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:24,275
The last chapter
Ended with
312
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,477
Tommy breaking up
With you.
313
00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:29,447
Why isn't he telling me
This himself?
314
00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:31,682
Alissa, it's time
To move on.
315
00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:33,517
Move on to english!
Move.
316
00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:38,823
All right.
317
00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:41,659
When light hits
The surface of water,
318
00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:45,596
How can we determine
The angle at which it enters...
319
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,231
The water?
320
00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:50,835
That depends on
The angle of incidence.
321
00:12:50,837 --> 00:12:52,904
No, you clod.
322
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:57,408
Wait. You're right.
323
00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,244
It does depend on
The angle of incidence.
324
00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:00,345
You've been listening.
325
00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:02,180
Yeah, that determines
The angle of refraction.
326
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:03,380
You said
"Refraction!"
327
00:13:03,382 --> 00:13:05,482
My god, you're
Getting this.
328
00:13:05,484 --> 00:13:07,218
Please, stay with me
Here.
329
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,821
Oh, dick, there you are.
330
00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:11,322
Stone, I'm so glad
You're here.
331
00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:12,957
For the first time ever
I'm getting through to them.
332
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:13,991
They're actually learning!
333
00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:15,793
That's great.
Class dismissed.
334
00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:20,164
Wait. Are we allowed
To leave?
335
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:22,233
I don't know.
I kind of trust that guy.
336
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,403
Wh-what did you
Do that for?
337
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,272
Do you know
How difficult it is
338
00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:28,573
To be king
Of the universe?
339
00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:30,809
I imagine it's
Kind of a hassle.
340
00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:31,910
Now everybody says,
341
00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:33,477
"Look at that big wheel
With his trophy wife.
342
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:34,645
I'd like to be
Like him."
343
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,214
Well, let me
Tell you something.
344
00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:38,749
This big wheel's life
Is a wreck.
345
00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:40,919
It's a tragic comedy.
It's a farce!
346
00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:43,354
Yeah, well,
It's all good.
347
00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:46,323
There's only one thing
In my life
348
00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:47,492
That means
Anything at all.
349
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,593
You!
350
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:56,000
So where should I take
Janice on our date?
351
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:57,168
Well,
It depends.
352
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,169
You want to go
To a movie,
353
00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,370
You want to go
Out to dinner?
354
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:01,538
Well, I want to get
Jiggy with it.
355
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,143
But on a budget.
356
00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:07,712
Why don't you take janice
Where I took sally
357
00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:08,880
On our first date?
358
00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:10,815
Yeah, the seafood hut.
359
00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:11,816
It was great.
360
00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:13,217
We had a bucket
Of steamers,
361
00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:14,285
A couple of cold beers.
362
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:15,653
Yeah, and at the end
Of the night,
363
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,589
Both of us had crabs.
364
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,693
That didn't sound
Exactly right, sally.
365
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:25,396
Don, we had crabs,
And you know it.
366
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,399
I gotta go.
367
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,768
There's a car stolen
Every 15 minutes,
368
00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:32,036
And the guy
Who's doin' it
369
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,204
Has to be stopped.
370
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,105
Have fun.
371
00:14:35,107 --> 00:14:36,341
Hey!
372
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:37,909
Have you guys seen
The big giant head?
373
00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:38,976
Oh, why,
Are you lookin' for him?
374
00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:40,778
Big giant head!
Big giant head!
375
00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:41,879
No, no, shh!
It's ok.
376
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,381
I don't mind.
Big giant head!
377
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,549
Will you shut up?!
I don't want to see him.
378
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,518
I don't want to be
Anywhere near him.
379
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:48,652
What's the matter, dick?
380
00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:50,355
I thought you guys were,
Like, best friends.
381
00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:54,192
No, he's become this clingy,
Needy, sobbing mess.
382
00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:55,893
I want to go back
To what we used to have,
383
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,095
When I was his
Suck-ass lackey
384
00:14:58,097 --> 00:15:00,130
Living in perpetual fear.
385
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,900
Yeah, those were the days.
386
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,068
Who wants to go back
To the jazz club
387
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,069
And is named dick?
388
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:07,438
Dick does!
389
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,440
Come on,
Dick, let's go.
390
00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:16,013
This is so nice.
391
00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:18,416
Mmm, well, you spend
So much time
392
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,250
In here workin' out,
I figured you might
393
00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:23,821
Want to know what it's like
To eat in here, too.
394
00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:26,056
You're a special guy,
Harry.
395
00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:28,359
And you smell like sweat,
Janice.
396
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,262
That's probably the gym.
397
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,431
Don't try
And play it down.
398
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,433
You know, in every gym,
399
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,934
There's always
2 types of guys.
400
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,270
You got the big,
Strapping man
401
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,038
With the weight belt,
402
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,107
And the scrawny
Little guy who can't get
403
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,943
His quarter out
Of the juice machine.
404
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,079
I prefer
The scrawny guy.
405
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:51,014
Well, that's too bad.
406
00:15:52,718 --> 00:15:54,918
I guess I'll be goin',
Then.
407
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:57,855
Harry...
408
00:15:57,857 --> 00:15:59,624
You're the scrawny guy.
409
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:02,193
Oh--ohh!
410
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:04,828
Will you be my boyfriend?
411
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:06,130
Your boyfriend?
412
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,098
Well...Um...
413
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:11,502
If I say no,
Will you hurt me?
414
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,438
Well...
415
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:16,607
Maybe.
416
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:19,076
Well, in that case,
417
00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:20,011
No.
418
00:16:22,048 --> 00:16:23,014
Ooh!
419
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,383
[purrs]
420
00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:35,226
[scat singing]
421
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:36,494
[monotone]
♪ yabba yabba yabba ♪
422
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,830
[scatting]
423
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,700
♪ yabba yabba yabba
Yabba yabba ♪
424
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:50,641
♪ how high the moon ♪
425
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,346
[sparse applause]
426
00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:58,416
Tough crowd.
427
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,318
Yabba.
428
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:05,656
[bell rings]
429
00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:10,360
Where's your, uh,
Aunt sally, solomon?
430
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:11,528
Ha ha!
S-sally?
431
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:12,562
How'd you open
Your locker
432
00:17:12,564 --> 00:17:14,165
Without your aunt sally
Helpin' you?
433
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:15,833
Well, I know
The combination.
434
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,167
Why are you carryi''
Your own books?
435
00:17:17,169 --> 00:17:18,535
Yeah, don't you need
Your aunt sally
436
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,137
To carry 'em for ya?
437
00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:21,138
Phh.
438
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:24,007
What are you people
Talking about?
439
00:17:24,009 --> 00:17:25,376
Hey, alissa,
Do you know why
440
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,844
Everyone's talking
About sally?
441
00:17:27,846 --> 00:17:29,846
That's for you!
442
00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:31,382
And that's for sally!
443
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:32,383
I--
444
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,220
You didn't answer
My question.
445
00:17:41,026 --> 00:17:42,225
Bye, janice.
446
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:44,728
No, you hang up first.
447
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:47,097
No, you hang up first.
448
00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:48,866
No, you hang--hello?
449
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:51,001
Ohhh.
450
00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:52,102
She hung up.
451
00:17:52,104 --> 00:17:54,472
All right, harry.
I've tried to be subtle,
452
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:56,039
I've tried to be
Seductive,
453
00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:58,475
And I've tried to be
Incredibly obvious.
454
00:17:58,477 --> 00:17:59,610
About what?
455
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,579
I want you, baby.
I want you now!
456
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,113
No! Wa--wait!
Stop, now!
457
00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:04,247
Oh, I'll stop.
458
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,716
I'll stop when
We're finished, baby.
459
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:07,818
[kissing]
460
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:15,960
Vicki, I got
A girlfriend.
461
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,130
What?
462
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:24,101
Well...Harry,
You don't--you don't
463
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,637
Like her as much as you
Like me, do you?
464
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,539
Oh, no.
465
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:29,941
More.
466
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,248
The queen...
467
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:40,984
Is...Pissed.
468
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:48,225
Is this shirt slutty
Good or slutty bad?
469
00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:49,360
Hey, girl!
470
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:50,894
Vicki, hi!
471
00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:52,563
You two know
Each other?
472
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:53,564
Yeah!
473
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:56,567
Harry and vicki
Used to sleep together!
474
00:18:56,569 --> 00:19:00,371
And janice is harry's
New girlfriend.
475
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,609
How you doin'?
476
00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:05,743
Hi.
477
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:06,911
Wow!
478
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:09,847
Two women who
Both slept with harry
479
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:12,817
Bumpin' into each other
At the discount rack!
480
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,618
How cool is that? Huh?
481
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,991
Man, it's cool!
482
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,793
See you, vicki.
483
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:24,862
Yeah. Bye, vicki.
484
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:29,133
No, good-bye to you,
485
00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:31,769
Jan-isssssss!
486
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,104
[cat yowls]
487
00:19:35,641 --> 00:19:38,442
I made it
Very clear to stone
488
00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:40,577
You are my
Highest priority.
489
00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:42,380
So he's not going
To be here tonight?
490
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:44,382
No. I've cleverly
Disguised a pillow
491
00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:46,417
In my house as me.
492
00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,018
He's probably
Talking to it
493
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,219
As we speak.
494
00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:51,856
What is going on
Between the two of you?
495
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,457
Why do you have to
Disguise a pillow
496
00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:54,725
If you don't want
To have dinner with him?
497
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:55,726
I know it's sick.
498
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,561
Oh, it's really sick.
499
00:19:57,563 --> 00:19:58,929
Dick!
500
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:00,431
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
501
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:01,865
Oh, dick!
502
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,700
I walked into
Your bedroom.
503
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,169
I thought you'd
Stopped breathing.
504
00:20:06,238 --> 00:20:08,872
I wore myself out
Trying to revive you.
505
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:11,041
And then I took
A nap on you.
506
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,776
Then I awoke
Completely refreshed
507
00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:14,278
And ready for our evening.
508
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,514
Oh, say, I'll have
What he's having.
509
00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:18,849
Send hers back.
It looks awful.
510
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:20,984
I'm going
To the rest room.
511
00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:22,986
I'm going to stand
On the toilet
512
00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:25,055
And jump out the window.
513
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,256
What's with her?
514
00:20:26,258 --> 00:20:27,892
All right, that's it.
515
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,393
I may be a whale
Of a friend,
516
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:30,594
But that doesn't
Entitle you
517
00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:32,796
To stick to me like
A pathetic barnacle.
518
00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:34,398
I don't care...
519
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,433
About the problems
You're having with your wife,
520
00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:37,934
Your existential crises,
521
00:20:37,936 --> 00:20:40,704
Or your inexplicable desire
To befriend me.
522
00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:42,406
Zap me to oblivion
If you want,
523
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:43,574
But so help me,
524
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:46,543
I will never sing another
Jazz standard with you!
525
00:20:46,545 --> 00:20:47,578
Dick, stop!
526
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:48,679
No, you stop!
527
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:50,080
Why are you following me?
528
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,049
Why are you
So fascinated by me?
529
00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:53,617
Why do you have to
Get so close?
530
00:20:53,619 --> 00:20:55,086
How dare you talk
To me like that?
531
00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:56,787
Why, because you're
The big giant head?
532
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No! Because I am...
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Your father.
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