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Um...Dick...
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Remember back
At the gas station
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When you told me
To fill the gas can
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Up to the top?
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Yes, harry.
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Um, does it matter
What kind of gas it was?
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No.
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Um, is windshield-wiper
Fluid gas?
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Give me the can, harry.
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Oh, what a night.
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We go out to pick up pizza,
We run out of gas,
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And we wind up stuck
In the middle of--waaah!
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Oh, come on...
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Dick?
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Dick!
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Harry!
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I'm down here!
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I'm in a hole!
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How long you
Gonna be down there?
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Listen carefully, harry.
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You have to get help!
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Ok! I'm on my way!
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Dick:
Godspeed, harry.
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Oh...
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Wh--yaaah!
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You didn't get help,
Did you?
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Not yet.
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Boy, harry,
It's a long way up.
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Yeah. I was noticing that
On the way down.
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One of us should stand
On the other's shoulders.
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How much do you weigh?
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130.
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130, huh? I'm 210.
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Ok, give me a boost.
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Uhh!
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Nhh, nhh.
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Higher, harry.
That's it.
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No.
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This is not gonna work.
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You're just not tall
Enough, harry.
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I'll have to think
Of something else.
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This area is
Clearly riddled
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With natural caverns.
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[thumping]
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All we have to do
Is find a weak spot
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In this wall...
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And we'll be free!
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Oh, man! Dick, I can't see
The moon anymore.
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No, harry.
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That's because
I just dislodged
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A boulder
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That closed up
The shaft.
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To keep the air supply
From getting out!
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That's clever.
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Reporter on tv:
And our early information
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Is that rescue efforts
Are underway.
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Heh, I do not
Get it.
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How can anybody
Be stupid enough
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To fall into a hole?
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I don't know. You'd have
To be a complete moron.
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I know.
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It's like, uh...
♪ doy-de-doy-de-doy ♪
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Hey! What's down there?!
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Oh, my god! I fell!
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No, no,
It was like this.
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It's like...
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Bidde-doode-deede.
Eeh! Eeh! Oh, god, no!
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Reporter: repeating
Our information
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That the trapped men
Have been identified
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As dick and harry solomon.
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Oh, my god.
It's dick and harry.
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I know. They announced that,
Like, 5 minutes ago.
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Bidde-doode-doo.
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All right, let's take
Another question.
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Woman:
Over here.
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How much is
This rescue costing?
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Uh, that information
Could compromise
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The rescue effort.
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Next.
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Yeah, is it true that
Most cavern formations
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In this area
Are sedimentary rock?
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That information
Will be released
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On a need-to-know basis.
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Uh, follow-up?
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Yeah, you don't know
Anything, do you?
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At this time,
I cannot confirm or deny
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What exactly it is
That I don't know.
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No more questions.
Thank you.
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Don, what's happening?
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Sally, there's
Great news.
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Oh, you got them
Out of the hole.
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Even better.
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We've got the world's
Foremost hole expert
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To take on the case.
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What's a hole expert?
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[scottish accent]
A hole expert
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Is the man
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Who reaches down
Into god's caverns
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And plucks out what
Lives and breathes
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And ought not
To be there.
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Who are you?
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The name's
Angus mcduff,
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But if you want
My attention,
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You'll call me...
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The hole.
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Isn't that a great
Nickname, sally?
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He fights holes, and they
Call him "The hole."
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Doesn't that get
A little confusing?
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No problems yet.
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No, but I mean, you wouldn't
Call a fireman "Fire,"
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Or a lifeguard
"Water," right?
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I'm not a nickname
Expert,
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I'm a hole expert.
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Fine, let's just
Deal with the hole.
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You are dealing
With the hole.
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No, I mean the hole
My brothers are in.
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He's not a financial advisor,
He's a hole guy.
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You see, I knew
This would happen.
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Listen...Hole,
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We've got ropes,
Pulleys, uh--
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Put away your playthings,
Officer don.
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The only tool
I need right now
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Is this cup of tea.
Thank you.
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A cup of tea?
Mm-hmm.
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What's the battle plan?
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Well, first of all,
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I'll build a clay
Model of the hole,
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And we'll proceed
From there.
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The entire procedure
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Should take
About 4 hours.
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Oh, great.
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They'll be out
In 4 hours.
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No, no,
No, no, no.
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We'll have
A clay model
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In 4 hours.
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Are you kidding me?
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Listen, lassie.
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I've faced holes
All over the world.
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From your basic
Straight-up-and-downer,
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To your wily
Corkscrew.
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There was a hole
In manchester.
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10 men went in,
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12 came out.
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I'm still puzzling
Over that one.
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The point is,
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You don't beat the hole
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Until you learn
To think like the hole.
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So, is that you thinking
Or the hole thinking?
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This was never confusing
Before. It's you.
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Hey, uh, kid,
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Would you take our picture
In front of the hole?
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No, that's my father
And uncle down there.
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Hey, that's his family
In the hole.
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How about you let us
Take one of you?
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Of me?
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I'll give you...3 bucks.
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3 bucks?
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Ok.
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You know what?
This is good.
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In fact, I've been
Waiting for this moment
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Since we arrived
On this planet.
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You've been waiting
To fall in a hole?
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This, harry--
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This is the true test
Of a high commander.
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I could've pushed you
In a hole a long time ago.
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Harry, listen to me.
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There's only so much
Air down here.
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So, before you
Take a breath,
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Think about whether
You're doing it
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Out of habit,
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Or if you really
Need the oxygen.
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Well, mostly it's
Out of habit, but--
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[breathes in
Through his nose]
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That time I felt like
I needed the oxygen.
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Now, because of
The cave in,
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They have no way
Of getting us
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Food and water,
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Which we will need
To survive.
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But we'll be
Absolutely fine,
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As long as we
Don't panic.
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What'd you
Do that for?
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I had to.
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You were panicking.
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Mary: oh, nina,
I feel so bad,
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Dick being trapped
In that hole.
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It's another example
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Of when bad things
Happen to good people.
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It's not
A great example.
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We're ready
For you, ma'am.
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My god, I'm so--
I'm so upset,
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I hope I don't cry.
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Oh, you'll
Be fine.
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You rolling?
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We're here
Live on the scene
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With dick solomon's
Girlfriend, mary albright.
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Can you tell us how
You're feeling right now?
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Well, when I heard
The terrible news--
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I mean, dick is so--
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A tragedy
Like this--
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My hopes
And my prayers--
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That he be
In my arms again--
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[laughing
Hysterically]
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Thank you,
Dr. Albright.
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Back to you,
John.
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Oh, my god.
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Hey, at least
You didn't cry.
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20 bucks
For a picture?
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It's kind of
Out of my price range.
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Uh, wait, wait,
Wait, wait, wait.
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We do have some
Lower-priced options.
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For 6.50, you can have
Your picture taken
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With the solomons'
Actual landlady.
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How do you do?
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Ok.
Great.
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Ok.
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Smile.
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Oh, it's wonderful
To be back
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On the legitimate
Stage.
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Now, as you can see,
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The hole isn't stable
Enough to excavate,
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So we'll have to build
A side shaft--
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That's a second hole--
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Right next to it.
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We dig down here and
Come in from the side.
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Another hole?
Mm-hmm.
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Among our problems here
Is not a lack of holes.
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You are getting
Into my head.
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Please, do not
Get into my head.
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You know, I could dig
These guys out quicker
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With a plastic spoon.
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Oh, yes, I'd like
To see you try.
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Listen, you
Earl-grey-loving freak...
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You have
Exactly 3 seconds
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To come up with
A plan I like,
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Or I am going to take over
This whole hole operation.
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Right, that's it!
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I can't work like this.
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What I do is an art,
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And I will not be
Second-guessed
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By some big blondie.
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I don't even have to
Be here, you know.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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There was a hole
In buffalo wanted me.
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A big one.
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Kansas offered me
A five-hole deal.
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You do as you
Jolly well please.
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I will be in my trailer.
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00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:30,729
He has a trailer?
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♪ lollipop lollipop ♪
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♪ oh lolli lolli lolli ♪
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♪ lollipop lollipop ♪
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♪ oh lolli lolli lolli ♪
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Lolli--how's the rest of
That song go again?
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Lollipop.
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Right!
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♪ lollipop lollipop-- ♪
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Will you shut up?
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It's bad enough you got
Us stuck down here
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Without having to
Listen to you sing
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About my favorite
Food on a stick.
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I didn't get us
Stuck down here.
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00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,591
Oh, no? Well, who
Ordered the pizzas?
263
00:10:59,593 --> 00:11:01,492
Who didn't fill up
The car with gas?
264
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:04,062
Who fell into the hole first
And caused a cave-in?
265
00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:05,162
You!
Exactly!
266
00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:06,964
You!
267
00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:08,633
You know, anytime
Anything goes wrong,
268
00:11:08,635 --> 00:11:09,633
It's always my fault.
269
00:11:09,635 --> 00:11:10,702
Finally, you admit it.
270
00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:12,003
That's not what I'm saying.
271
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,738
You're saying you're
Tired, you're hungry.
272
00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:16,340
You're terrified
Of being down here,
273
00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:17,775
And you're waiting
For me to lead you out.
274
00:11:17,777 --> 00:11:19,544
Well, I'm doing my best!
275
00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:20,845
You're
Just sitting there,
276
00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,446
Happy as an idiot
In idiotland
277
00:11:22,448 --> 00:11:25,282
On idiots-get-in-free
Day.
278
00:11:25,284 --> 00:11:28,019
Ok, there's no such land,
And I would know--
279
00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,186
Harry, shh!
280
00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:30,454
Please!
281
00:11:30,456 --> 00:11:32,957
I need silence
To think.
282
00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:34,692
Thank you.
283
00:11:39,298 --> 00:11:41,800
Oh, dick!
Look what I--
284
00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:43,801
My god,
You don't stop!
285
00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:46,204
It never ends
With you people.
286
00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:52,777
What are those?
287
00:11:52,779 --> 00:11:54,945
Just some, uh, m&ms
288
00:11:54,947 --> 00:11:56,981
That I forgot I had
In my jacket. But, uh...
289
00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:59,917
That's ok. You--
You go on thinkin'.
290
00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:04,522
That's right.
M&ms?
291
00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:07,191
The candy that
Melts in your mouth.
292
00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:09,027
But not in your mouth.
293
00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:14,132
Look, just
Hand them over.
294
00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:15,533
Oh, I'd love to,
295
00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:18,969
But I'm just
Too big of an idiot...
296
00:12:18,971 --> 00:12:21,072
To figure out
How to get this bag
297
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,640
All the way
Over to you.
298
00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:24,008
As high commander,
I order you
299
00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:25,242
To give me
Those m&ms.
300
00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:26,310
Oh, order!
301
00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:28,612
Look, up there, you
Might be high commander,
302
00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:30,882
But down here,
You're just some sweaty guy
303
00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:32,950
Looking for a handout.
304
00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:34,284
Harry, you are
Disobeying
305
00:12:34,286 --> 00:12:35,286
A direct order,
And you will--
306
00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:36,420
Shh!
307
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:39,257
Please! Thank you.
308
00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:50,568
Sally!
What's going on?
309
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:52,503
I heard you locked
Horns with the hole,
310
00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,138
And now he won't come
Out of his trailer.
311
00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:55,272
So?
312
00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:56,774
Build a model
Of his trailer
313
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,610
And figure out
A way to get him out.
314
00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:02,880
Sally.
315
00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:05,016
Sally, you've got to
Apologize to him.
316
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:06,751
Apologize?
317
00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:08,920
I'm not
Apologizing to him.
318
00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:11,255
Don, remember
How hard it was for me
319
00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:12,389
To apologize to you
320
00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:14,559
When I took your squad car
Out for a joyride
321
00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:16,427
And crashed it
Into that barn?
322
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,595
You never did
Apologize for that.
323
00:13:18,597 --> 00:13:20,264
Well, that's 'cause
It wasn't my fault.
324
00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:21,365
Oh, right.
325
00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:23,334
Plus, we don't need him.
I have a plan.
326
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:24,335
You do?
327
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:25,836
Yeah, I'm gonna
Flood the hole
328
00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:28,239
With 3,000 gallons
Of water,
329
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:30,909
And then dick and harry'll
Just float to the top.
330
00:13:32,511 --> 00:13:34,779
What if they
Don't float?
331
00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:36,881
Well...
332
00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:39,884
Then they're witches.
333
00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:45,022
Know how I like
To eat these?
334
00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:50,127
I like to suck 'em
Till the "M" comes off.
335
00:13:50,129 --> 00:13:51,429
Then I crack 'em open,
336
00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:53,197
Eat the chocolate
Part first,
337
00:13:53,199 --> 00:13:57,502
Save the shell
For a light dessert.
338
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:58,736
I see what you're doing.
339
00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:00,371
You're trying to control me.
340
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:03,541
You know, it's not
Just the green ones.
341
00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:06,144
They all make me horny.
342
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:10,014
Well,
It's not gonna work.
343
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,782
I'm the high commander,
See?
344
00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:13,818
And you'll never, ever
Take that away from me.
345
00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:16,387
You understand?
Never.
346
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:17,421
What are
You doing?
347
00:14:17,423 --> 00:14:19,257
I'm digging a hole to china.
348
00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:20,624
China! China!
349
00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:22,126
China!
350
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:25,329
Now you snap
Out of it, dick.
351
00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:26,731
We're not going
To china today
352
00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:27,765
Or any other day,
All right?
353
00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:30,568
Now it's time
To face facts.
354
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,870
You're stuck
In a hole,
355
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,839
And you've got to come
To terms with that.
356
00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:36,707
But I can't!
357
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,109
I can't!
358
00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:40,111
I'm not made
Of the right stuff.
359
00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:41,412
Cut it out.
I said I'm not made
360
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,080
Of the right stuff.
Ok.
361
00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:45,449
Oh, harry.
362
00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:46,550
How do you do it?
363
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:47,551
Do what?
364
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:48,686
How do you keep
From cracking
365
00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:50,488
Under such inhumane
Conditions?
366
00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:51,956
Teach me, harry.
367
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:55,159
Teach me to be
More like you.
368
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,366
Well, it's
Powerful stuff.
369
00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:04,602
Once you accept it,
370
00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:06,137
There's no going back.
371
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:08,973
You ready to proceed?
372
00:15:08,975 --> 00:15:10,308
All right.
373
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,243
All right.
374
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:15,679
Now let me bring you
Inside my mind.
375
00:15:15,681 --> 00:15:18,515
Now...
376
00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:22,019
Picture yourself on
A serene mountaintop,
377
00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:25,489
Clear blue sky,
Sun shining,
378
00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:30,527
A cool breeze blowing
Through the wildflowers.
379
00:15:30,529 --> 00:15:32,696
I see it.
380
00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:36,267
Now...Take away
The flowers...
381
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,035
Breeze...
382
00:15:38,037 --> 00:15:39,370
Sky...
383
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,939
Mountaintop.
384
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,774
Now what do you see?
385
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,576
Nothing.
386
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:47,912
Exactly.
387
00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:52,483
And that's what's
In my head...
388
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,619
All the time.
389
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:58,522
Oh, my god, harry.
It's beautiful.
390
00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:02,460
Sometimes on a warm night,
I put the breeze back in.
391
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,395
No, no, no.
392
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,197
That's for later.
393
00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:08,232
Oh, check this out.
394
00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:10,401
I'm thinking of
Starting to sell...
395
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:13,104
A new official
Line of t-shirts.
396
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:14,305
What's this?
397
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:15,506
It's a hole.
398
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,008
I cut a hole
Into the t-shirt
399
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,142
To commemorate
This amazing
400
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,978
Business opportunity-
Slash-tragedy.
401
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,413
So, what do you think?
402
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:23,814
It's stupid.
403
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,883
Tommy, first of all, there's
A big hole right there.
404
00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:27,451
You'd be able
To see my bra.
405
00:16:27,453 --> 00:16:30,020
That's no problem.
Just don't wear the bra.
406
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:32,924
[clears throat]
407
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,293
Hole?
408
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,998
Hole!
409
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:44,702
What do you
Want, lassie?
410
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:48,472
Well, I just want
To say that I'm...
411
00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:50,307
That I'm
Regretful, yeah.
412
00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:53,344
That I--that
I have regrets,
413
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:56,380
Which I'm full of.
414
00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:00,485
That was truly hard
For you, wasn't it?
415
00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:02,887
Yeah, yeah,
It was hard.
416
00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:04,255
Good, cheerio.
417
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:07,658
No, wait, hole.
418
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:09,960
Hole, come back, I--
419
00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,462
Look, I need you!
420
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:14,432
Oh, so you need me?
421
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:16,967
Look, I am a take-charge
Kind of gal, ok,
422
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:18,636
But I think this time
423
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:20,405
I'm in just
A little over my head.
424
00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:24,108
So I'm just gonna
Step aside, ok?
425
00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:25,476
You're the expert, and--
426
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,111
And?
427
00:17:27,113 --> 00:17:29,080
And you're brilliant.
428
00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:30,448
And?
429
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:31,949
Aw, come on, man.
430
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:33,517
And?
431
00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:38,255
And you're one of the 50
Sexiest men on earth.
432
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,363
Ok, more of
That later.
433
00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:47,865
Now I must descend.
434
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:50,734
Whilst you dilly-dallied,
The hole has gotten stronger.
435
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,070
Hey, can I
Tag along?
436
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,972
You know, I really
Want to learn
437
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:55,973
From the best.
438
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:56,974
All right.
439
00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:58,542
You can come with me.
Thanks.
440
00:17:58,544 --> 00:18:00,911
But one word of caution--
441
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,713
When we get to the bottom
Of that hole,
442
00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:04,982
Whatever you do,
443
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:06,817
Don't look up.
444
00:18:08,354 --> 00:18:10,387
You know, it's
A funny thing, harry.
445
00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:12,056
You spend your days
Aboveground
446
00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:14,458
Completely
Unenlightened,
447
00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:17,795
But then you fall
Into a hole,
448
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:20,765
And suddenly the whole world
Opens up to you.
449
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,699
Dick?
Yes, harry.
450
00:18:22,701 --> 00:18:24,235
Why don't you
Let me teach you
451
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:26,337
How to blow that breeze
Through your head now.
452
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:27,671
Oh, all right, harry.
453
00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:29,140
But let me just
Finish this point.
454
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:31,075
A hole is like
A looking glass
455
00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:32,076
In that--
456
00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:34,479
Harry!
457
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:35,480
Dick!
458
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:38,415
Oh, my god,
You're alive!
459
00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:40,050
Hi, sally.
460
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:41,786
Hello,
My dapper friend.
461
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,954
You're always
Welcome here.
462
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,523
What are you guys doing
Just sitting there?
463
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:47,925
You're free.
464
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,193
Come on, let's go.
465
00:18:49,195 --> 00:18:50,194
Not so fast.
466
00:18:50,196 --> 00:18:51,528
Sally, we're not
Going anywhere.
467
00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:54,030
This is
Our home now.
468
00:18:54,032 --> 00:18:55,032
What?
469
00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:57,068
Oh, dear, oh, dear,
Oh, dear, oh, dear.
470
00:18:57,070 --> 00:18:58,335
I've seen this
All before.
471
00:18:58,337 --> 00:19:01,471
It's a variation of
The stockholm syndrome.
472
00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:02,940
They've been down
Here for so long,
473
00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:05,510
They've actually fallen
In love with their captor...
474
00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:06,978
The hole.
475
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,848
They've fallen
In love with you?
476
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:13,918
No, not me.
This hole.
477
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,486
Now, we'll have
To deprogram them
478
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:16,487
Very gently.
479
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:17,488
It could take weeks.
480
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,423
Aw, screw
That noise.
481
00:19:19,425 --> 00:19:21,625
Get your idiot
Selves up there.
482
00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:24,962
Do you know how hard
I worked to get you out?
483
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,233
Sally...
484
00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:32,570
Hole.
485
00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:35,373
Sally, you're
A natural.
486
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:40,911
Join me.
487
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:42,712
We could travel
The world,
488
00:19:42,714 --> 00:19:45,383
Pulling people out
Of holes together.
489
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:47,518
Oh, that sounds
Tempting.
490
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,586
Mm-hmm.
491
00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:51,889
Hey, could I have
A nickname, too?
492
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:53,557
Well, I see no reason
493
00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:56,527
You also couldn't
Be called...
494
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,563
The hole.
495
00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:01,232
I'm gonna pass
On that one.
496
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:02,933
Ok, ok, fine.
497
00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:10,775
You know something,
498
00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:13,077
I think everybody could
Learn a lot about themselves
499
00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:15,679
If they just fell into
A hole once in a while.
500
00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:16,880
What did you
Learn, dick?
501
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:19,182
I learned that
The best leader
502
00:20:19,184 --> 00:20:20,818
Is only as good
As the people
503
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:21,919
He surrounds
Himself with.
504
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:23,287
Oh.
That's beautiful.
505
00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:25,288
I also learned
That inner peace
506
00:20:25,290 --> 00:20:26,757
Is a beautiful thing,
507
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:29,092
But even more so
Is running water,
508
00:20:29,094 --> 00:20:30,427
Onion rings,
509
00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:34,131
And having
Someplace to pee.
510
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:36,433
Hey, here's
Something weird.
511
00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:39,904
Sometimes the most powerful
Thing you can do
512
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:42,339
Is actually
Give up power.
513
00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:43,974
Which is why
I am relinquishing
514
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:46,377
Some of my power
To harry.
515
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:47,945
Whoa, really?
516
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,379
Since you did
Such a good job
517
00:20:49,381 --> 00:20:50,548
In the hole, harry,
518
00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:51,549
From now on,
519
00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:52,850
Whenever we're
In a hole,
520
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:57,021
You can be
The high commander.
521
00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:59,790
I'm the high commander
Of holes.
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