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Sally, harry,
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Welcome to
The rutherford p.D. Gym.
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Aw, this place is cool.
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Yeah, this is where
We boys in blue
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Sweat and strain
Day in and day out,
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Week after week,
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All so that we may better
Protect and serve.
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Mm. Is it always
This crowded?
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I don't know.
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I've never
Been here before.
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Oh. Yo, tanner.
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Oh, you're lookin'
Good, baby.
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Hey, musky.
What's up, buddy?
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Nice to see you.
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Yo, big dog!
What's up, baby?
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What's going on
Over here?
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That's our new rookie--
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Toughest one we've ever had.
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Oh, yeah? Well, I'd better
Meet this new rookie
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And take him
Down a notch
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Before his head
Gets too big.
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Hey, rookie.
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Sally, this is janice,
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The newest member
Of the force.
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Janice, this is my
Girlfriend sally.
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Pleasure to meet you,
Sally.
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Oh, no. The pleasure's
All m--mercy!
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And, uh, who's
This little fella?
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They call me harry.
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And I answer to it.
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Well, I wish
I could stay,
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But I'm off to do
My 10-mile run.
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It was nice
To meet you.
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[purring]
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Stop it.
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All right. What's
The deal with her, don?
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She's all show
And no go. Am I right?
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Oh, anything but, sally.
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She's strong as an ox,
Smart as a whip,
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And tough as a sunday
Steak on thursday.
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She's like robocop.
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Oh, so she's a robot.
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That's no robot,
Sally.
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Robot don't
Smell that good.
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Wow. The nasdaq just exploded
Another 150 points.
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Ka-ching.
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I cannot believe how well
Our stocks are doing.
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2 more years of this
Kind of growth,
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And we'll never have
To see each other again.
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Yeah!
Whoo!
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Hi, guys.
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What's all
The excitement about?
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Dick, did you see what
The market did today?
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Oh. Yes, they switched
The canned goods to aisle 6.
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Why do you think
I'm late?
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She's talking about
The stock market, you idiot.
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The stock market?
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It went up 150 points.
Everybody's cleaning up.
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That biotech company
Doesn't know it,
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But they just bought me
A new snowboard.
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And I'm doing so well,
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I just bought myself
A cherry-red bass boat.
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She is a beaut.
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How are your stocks,
Doing, dick?
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Uh, my stocks?
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You wish you had
My stocks.
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He doesn't own
Any stocks.
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You're a liar, dick.
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A liar, huh?
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Yeah, well, then,
How come this liar
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Made enough money
Off the stock market
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To pay for a...
A 6-day trip?
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Yeah, for mary and me,
To sunny cancun.
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Sunny cancun?!
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Dick, are you serious?
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Of course I'm serious.
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But now, thanks
To strudwick,
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The surprise is gone.
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I'm gonna have to cancel
The whole shebang.
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Oh, dick, don't do that.
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I've always dreamed of
Going to the yucatan.
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Come on, mary,
It's not about the trip.
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It's really about
The surprise.
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No, forget the surprise.
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I mean, 6 days
In sunny cancun.
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Well, if you insist.
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Oh, dick!
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Yes. 4 days
In sunny cancun.
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6 days.
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That's what I said.
3 days.
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All right, tommy.
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We were lucky enough
To land on earth
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In the middle of the biggest
Bull market in history,
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So it's time that we
Took advantage of it.
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And you expect
To make enough money
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In the stock market to
Take albright to cancun.
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Yeah. But if we'd found out
About the stock market
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When we first
Landed here,
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We would own
Freakin' cancun.
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Excuse me.
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I read all about it
Right after we landed.
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Well, why didn't
You say anything?
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Dick, I was
13 years old.
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I wasn't obsessed
With money.
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I was obsessed
With boobs.
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Well, why haven't you
Said anything since?
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Again, boobs.
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Come on, help me out.
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The first thing we have
To do is pick some stocks.
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Whoa. That one
Went up 70%.
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Wow. That must be
The best one.
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We should put all
Our money in there.
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But there's
So many of them.
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Don't you think we should
Diversify a little?
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Now, you see that,
Tommy?
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That's why you'll never
Get to cancun.
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I'm just saying--
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No, let me explain.
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Let's say...
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That these eggs represent
All our money.
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And these containers
Represent stocks.
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I'm with you.
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Now, if one
Of these stocks
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Is doing better
Than all the others,
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Then we should put
All our money in that stock.
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Oh, I see what
You're saying.
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So we should put
All of our eggs
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In one basket.
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No. We should put all our
Eggs in one bucket.
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No eggs
In the basket?
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Forget the basket.
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I don't know, dick.
It sounds risky.
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I mean,
What if we lose?
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Ah, well, but what
If we win?
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Yeah, but what
If we lose?
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But what if we win?
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Lo--
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Wi--
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Ahh!
Ahh!
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[puffing]
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Hi, sally.
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Harry, when we first
Landed on this planet,
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I was a fierce warrior.
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I used to
Break down doors
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And beat up
Auto mechanics.
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I'm still a bad-ass,
Right?
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You terrify me
On a daily basis.
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Yeah, I'm afraid to ask
You to pass the salt.
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See? That's what
I thought.
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So then there's
No doubt
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That I'm still the toughest
Woman in rutherford, right?
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Well, actually...
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Janice could
Kick your butt.
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You're just saying that
'cause you have a crush on her.
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I have a crush on her
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Because she can
Kick your butt.
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Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
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Well, let me tell you
Something, little buddy.
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There's only one person
Who could kick my butt,
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And that is me.
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Oh.
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Hello, janice.
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I bet you can't
Catch me.
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Ooh!
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Uh-oh.
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Whooh.
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[purring]
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So, are you ready,
Tommy?
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I am ready, dick.
All right.
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All we have to do
Is hit the return key,
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And the order will
Go right in.
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All right.
I'll press it.
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No. I wanna
Press it.
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I'd really like
To press it.
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Let me press it.
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I wanna press it.
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I'm the ranking--
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Ok, all right. We'll
Press it together.
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All right.
Ok.
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And...
And...
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Yes! We're in.
Yeah!
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Congratulations, tommy.
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We just bought 100 shares
Of eversoll, incorporated.
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That felt so good.
That felt great.
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It sure did, tommy.
It sure did.
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What do you think
We should do now?
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I think we should just
Sit back, relax,
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And let the money
Work for us.
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There's no use worrying
About everything.
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Yeah, you're
Absolutely right.
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I'm gonna go out and get
Myself a sandwich.
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I'm meeting
Some friends.
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Ok.
Take care.
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Bye-bye.
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Where's it at?
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We're up 1/8!
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We're brilliant!
Yeah!
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Yeah!
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Oh, sally, what
A pleasant surprise.
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Later, hon. I'm here
To see janice.
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Hi, sally.
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Hey.
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Pee wee.
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Don't you look
Nice today.
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Well, thank you.
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And may I say that
The color of your uniform
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Really brings out
Your lats.
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It actually does.
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Hey, janice,
You know what?
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You have arms,
And I have arms.
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What do you say we pit
'em against each other
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In a test of strength?
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You mean, like
Arm-wrestling?
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No. Like this.
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Come on,
It'll be fun.
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Well, ok.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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You can't arm-wrestle
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In the middle of
A police station.
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Why not?
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The boys haven't gotten
Their bets in yet.
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This is so silly.
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I know. It's crazy.
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I wanna see her bleed.
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Oh, I know
You'll do great.
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Ahem!
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Ready...
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And...
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Begin.
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You weren't ready,
Were you?
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No, no, no.
I wasn't ready.
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I wasn't anywhere
Near ready.
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Maybe we should try it
On a 3-count.
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Hey, that's
A great idea, janice.
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Let's do that. Ok.
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Ready?
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One...
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2...
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3.
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Did I do that
Wrong again?
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Yeah. You see,
You went on 3,
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And I thought we were
Going after 3.
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Jeez, I'm sorry, sally.
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No, no. It's ok, sweetie.
You'll get it.
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Now this time, on 3. Ok?
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All right.
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On 3.
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Ok.
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Ok.
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One...
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2...
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3.
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Agh!
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Sally,
I am so sorry.
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Yeah, well, that, uh...
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That whole counting thing,
It's tripping you up.
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So...Just give me a call
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When you figure out
How to count.
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Hey, harry.
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Where you goin''
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Well, that's
For me to know
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And for you
To find out.
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Please find out.
264
00:10:03,670 --> 00:10:06,438
Cancun is for lovers,
Mary.
265
00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,606
I want you to buy
Anything you like,
266
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,676
No matter how ridiculously
Overpriced or frivolous.
267
00:10:11,678 --> 00:10:12,677
Are you sure?
268
00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:13,678
Oh, absolutely.
269
00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:15,579
My stock was at 38
This morning
270
00:10:15,581 --> 00:10:17,749
And according to
My nifty new pager,
271
00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:20,118
It's already
Jumped up to 44.
272
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,452
Well, in that case,
273
00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:22,453
I'll go check out
The swimsuits.
274
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:23,587
Oh, and, uh...
275
00:10:23,589 --> 00:10:25,490
While you're
At it, darling,
276
00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:26,891
Why don't you
Pick us up
277
00:10:26,893 --> 00:10:30,061
A pair of those
Matching sarongs.
278
00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:33,264
Uh. And get us a couple
That don't match.
279
00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:34,833
Ok.
280
00:10:36,769 --> 00:10:38,736
Oh, my god. 42.
281
00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:40,939
Where did 44 go?
282
00:10:40,941 --> 00:10:42,073
Wait a minute.
283
00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:44,508
It's back down to 38.
284
00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:46,677
Do you think
This is real silk?
285
00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:47,678
It can't be.
286
00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:49,881
Nah. I didn't
Think so.
287
00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:52,116
I wonder if I
Should get this
288
00:10:52,118 --> 00:10:53,117
In a 6 or an 8.
289
00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:54,252
Higher. Go higher.
290
00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:56,420
Ok. A 10.
291
00:10:56,422 --> 00:10:58,957
Can I get away
With a mesh middle?
292
00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:00,491
Oh, god! No!
293
00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:10,367
Tommy.
294
00:11:10,369 --> 00:11:12,470
Tommy, did you
See this?
295
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,108
We lost everything,
Dick.
296
00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:18,242
But why?
297
00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:19,777
How did it happen,
Tommy?
298
00:11:19,779 --> 00:11:21,512
What made the stock
Go down?
299
00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:22,914
Well, that's
The funny thing.
300
00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:24,482
It was just a little
Rumor, see?
301
00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:25,483
A rumor?
302
00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:27,585
They reported it
On cnn.
303
00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:28,753
Said the company
Had a little problem
304
00:11:28,755 --> 00:11:30,421
With overspending.
305
00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:32,690
Overspending.
306
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,558
But a rumor can't do
That much harm, can it?
307
00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:35,727
Oh, a rumor?
308
00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:37,161
No. It can just
Turn a sweet girl
309
00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:39,897
Into a whore and a rich
Man into a pauper!
310
00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:42,166
Well, we're not
Down yet.
311
00:11:42,168 --> 00:11:44,269
If one rumor can
Send our stock tumbling,
312
00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:45,770
Then another one can
Bring it back up again.
313
00:11:45,772 --> 00:11:46,871
Follow my lead.
314
00:11:51,844 --> 00:11:55,480
Now, tom, keep this
Close to your chest,
315
00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:59,216
But I heard a rumor
About eversoll, inc.
316
00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:00,618
Eversoll, inc.?
317
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,086
Isn't that
A small company
318
00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:03,755
That manufactures
Toasters?
319
00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:04,756
That's right.
320
00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:06,023
Toasters.
321
00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:07,024
Wow-wee!
322
00:12:07,026 --> 00:12:08,225
That is cutting-edge
Technology.
323
00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:10,294
That's right,
But here's the big news.
324
00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:12,696
Rumor has it that
The average chinese person
325
00:12:12,698 --> 00:12:15,099
Is eating more toast
Than ever.
326
00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:16,967
It's the hip new food.
327
00:12:16,969 --> 00:12:20,004
Rice is out,
And toast is in.
328
00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:21,206
Toast, eh?
329
00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:22,874
So that means
That the chinese
330
00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,875
Will be buying toasters
Up the ying-yang.
331
00:12:24,877 --> 00:12:27,378
And that means that
We'll be buying eversoll
332
00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:29,613
Up the ying-yang.
333
00:12:29,615 --> 00:12:31,716
Eversoll!
334
00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:33,250
Solomon!
335
00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:34,585
What are you doing?
336
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:35,886
Vincent, judith.
337
00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:38,255
Oh, gosh, I hope you didn't
Hear what I just said.
338
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:40,558
I'm trying not to give
You two a hot stock tip.
339
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:41,625
Yeah, so are
You interested,
340
00:12:41,627 --> 00:12:42,626
Or aren't you?
341
00:12:42,628 --> 00:12:43,928
Oh, please.
If I haven't seen
342
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,329
A detailed description
Of a company's financials,
343
00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:46,663
I don't want
To own it.
344
00:12:46,665 --> 00:12:48,699
I'm not asking you
To own it, you thick-head.
345
00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:50,901
I just need you
To buy some stock.
346
00:12:50,903 --> 00:12:53,804
That's what happens when you
Buy stock, you thick-head.
347
00:12:53,806 --> 00:12:55,506
You own a piece
Of the company.
348
00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:56,507
You're kidding.
349
00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:57,875
Duh!
350
00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:04,682
Hey, sally.
351
00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:06,751
Harry, what's
Happened to me?
352
00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:08,820
Still thinking
About janice, huh?
353
00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:10,388
Yeah. Me, too.
354
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:11,890
I've always been
Stronger
355
00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:14,058
Than anyone
I've ever known.
356
00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:16,594
It's the most important
Thing to me.
357
00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:18,663
Somehow,
I lost my edge.
358
00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:20,899
She made me fall
In love with her.
359
00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:22,934
My assignment
On this mission
360
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,803
Is to protect
The unit, but...
361
00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:27,405
I am powerless
Against her.
362
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:29,207
She's a voodoo mama.
363
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,578
I'm a soldier,
Damn it.
364
00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:36,414
This is
Unacceptable.
365
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:39,217
I wonder
If she sleeps naked...
366
00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:41,319
Commando-style.
367
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,588
I have
To destroy her.
368
00:13:44,590 --> 00:13:47,826
If I can't...
369
00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:50,128
I don't deserve
To be here.
370
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:55,333
I bet I could climb her
Like a tree.
371
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:58,369
I'd be like a 5-year-old
At disneyland.
372
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,510
[elevator bell dings]
373
00:14:07,914 --> 00:14:09,346
[doors close]
374
00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:12,049
All right, tommy,
375
00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:13,751
As owners
Of eversoll, inc,
376
00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:15,386
We must find a way to
Cut the overspending
377
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:17,021
That is bringing this
Company to its knees
378
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:18,756
And keeping me from
Going to sunny cancun.
379
00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,090
Let's trim the fat.
380
00:14:20,092 --> 00:14:21,325
To the bone.
381
00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:22,927
[ding]
382
00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:24,428
Is this the right floor?
383
00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:25,863
Who cares?
384
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,701
Hey. What are you doing
Lollygagging about?
385
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:31,869
Lollygagger.
386
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,604
You. Get off the phone.
387
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:34,805
See me in my office.
388
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:36,774
Get him an office.
389
00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:39,877
Hey. I notice you're all
Drinking from separate cups.
390
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,946
One cup per group.
391
00:14:41,948 --> 00:14:43,581
We're trying to run
A business here.
392
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,750
Not a water-drinking
Factory.
393
00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:48,719
What is with all
The computers in here?
394
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,721
Hasn't anybody heard
Of an abacus?
395
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,192
Hey, you.
Walk with me.
396
00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:55,593
What do you
Do here?
397
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:56,827
I'm the vp
In charge of marketing.
398
00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,029
Enjoying yourself?
399
00:14:58,031 --> 00:14:59,297
Oh, yeah.
I love the work.
400
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:01,065
The hours are great,
And the day care
401
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,066
Is really convenient.
402
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,134
You hear that,
Tommy?
403
00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:04,135
I sure do, dick.
404
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:05,136
Shut down the day care,
405
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:06,137
Make this guy
Work weekends,
406
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:07,138
And then fire him.
407
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,806
No one has this much
Fun on my dime.
408
00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:10,074
[stammering]
409
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:12,576
What are these,
Paintings?
410
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:13,978
You don't need art
To run a business.
411
00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:14,979
Sell! Sell! Sell!
412
00:15:14,981 --> 00:15:15,980
Hey, you can't
Go in there.
413
00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:17,481
There's a board meeting
In session.
414
00:15:17,483 --> 00:15:18,616
Without calling me?
415
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,151
You're fired.
416
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:21,585
I'll say it again.
This doesn't fly.
417
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:22,987
I want to see
Earnings--
418
00:15:22,989 --> 00:15:24,321
Who the hell
Are you?
419
00:15:24,323 --> 00:15:26,858
I'll take this chair,
If you don't mind.
420
00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:28,359
So, where were we?
421
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:29,360
Cost cutting.
422
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:30,494
That's right.
423
00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:31,829
I've gone over the numbers
A million times,
424
00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:33,464
And I still don't see
How you can justify
425
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:36,067
Spending that much money
For a table this long.
426
00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:37,068
Feedback?
427
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:39,237
Yeah. Who are you?
428
00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:40,671
Who are you?
Bob gander.
429
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,173
Hi, bob. You're fired.
430
00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:43,808
As a matter of fact,
You're all fired.
431
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:45,843
Now just a second.
You can't fire me.
432
00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:46,844
I'm john eversoll,
433
00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:47,845
President
Of this company,
434
00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:49,647
And just who do you
Think you are?
435
00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:52,216
I am the noble
Stockholder.
436
00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:54,418
It is I who paid
For your desk.
437
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:56,620
It is I who bought
This office building.
438
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:57,889
And without
My investment dollars,
439
00:15:57,891 --> 00:15:59,390
You would have nothing.
440
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:02,326
Am I your boss? No.
I am your god.
441
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,596
Tommy, how's
Our stock doing?
442
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:07,098
It dropped a point.
443
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,599
Oh, yeah? You're fired.
444
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:09,600
Excuse me?!
445
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:11,102
Eversoll: get them
Out of here.
446
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:12,736
Wait. Do we need
2 security guards?
447
00:16:12,738 --> 00:16:14,238
I don't think so.
448
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,873
Fire them both
And get one big one.
449
00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:28,819
There you are.
450
00:16:30,189 --> 00:16:32,390
Hey, sally.
Good to see you.
451
00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:33,725
Not for long.
452
00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:38,362
What are you doing?
453
00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:40,497
What am I doing?
What am I doing?
454
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:42,566
I'm taking you on,
I'm taking you down,
455
00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:44,501
And I'm taking
You out, baby.
456
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,003
You are about
To become
457
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:49,106
A stain
And a memory!
458
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,044
Sally,
Don't do this.
459
00:16:54,046 --> 00:16:56,046
Aw. What are you
Afraid of?
460
00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:58,148
You afraid someone's gonna
Knock you off your perch, huh?
461
00:16:58,150 --> 00:17:03,087
Prepare to die!
462
00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:12,029
Can I go one week
Without hearing that?
463
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,499
What?
464
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:18,603
Why is everyone always
Trying to take me on?
465
00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:21,839
There's a person
Inside of me.
466
00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:24,641
I know what
You're trying to do.
467
00:17:24,643 --> 00:17:26,276
You're trying
To soften me up
468
00:17:26,278 --> 00:17:27,878
Before you go
In for the kill,
469
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:28,946
But it ain't
Gonna happen.
470
00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:31,315
You are going down.
471
00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:33,884
[crying]
472
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:34,918
Hey.
473
00:17:36,922 --> 00:17:38,355
Hey, no crying.
474
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:41,726
Illegal move.
475
00:17:43,829 --> 00:17:45,996
I'm sorry. It's just...
476
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:51,335
Everyone always sees me
As this tough warrior...
477
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:54,738
But I'm a woman,
478
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:58,142
And I'm soft inside.
479
00:17:58,144 --> 00:18:00,811
[weepy]
I'm soft inside, too.
480
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:05,783
No one understands.
481
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,153
I do.
482
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:15,426
Sally, I thought
We could be friends.
483
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:18,829
Oh, janice,
We can be friends.
484
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,564
[both crying]
485
00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:25,136
Are you trying
To flip me?
486
00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:27,037
Yeah, I am.
487
00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:28,539
Not gonna happen.
488
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:31,309
[sobbing]
I know.
489
00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:36,880
Dick?
490
00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:39,250
What are you doing
On the roof?
491
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:42,019
We're supposed to be
Going to sunny cancun.
492
00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:43,521
I'm gonna jump, mary,
493
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:45,256
And don't try
To stop me.
494
00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:47,124
The hotel's on a cliff.
495
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,927
Do you wanna try it
Down there?
496
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:51,962
Forget the hotel.
497
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,096
Forget the trip.
498
00:18:53,098 --> 00:18:55,966
I lied about getting rich
Off the stock market.
499
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,869
So...What you're
Saying is
500
00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:00,871
We're not going
To cancun?
501
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,806
I'm afraid not.
502
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:05,509
Jump.
503
00:19:05,511 --> 00:19:07,378
But, mary, it turns out
504
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:09,714
The ups and downs
Of the stock market
505
00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:11,482
And my roller-coaster
Emotions
506
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,451
Make for a deadly
Cocktail.
507
00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:15,319
Jump.
508
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:18,322
But I now realize
That money's not important.
509
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:19,823
Love is what's important.
510
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,492
And if that's so,
Why, then,
511
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,628
I'm the richest man
On earth.
512
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:26,029
Don't think, dick.
Just jump.
513
00:19:26,031 --> 00:19:27,531
Oh, mary, thank you.
514
00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:29,833
Thank you for
Saving my life.
515
00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:32,436
Aah!
516
00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:46,551
Hello, janice.
517
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:51,355
Harry. What are you
Doing here?
518
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:54,892
Oh, I've come
For a workout.
519
00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:56,494
Hmm.
520
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:59,129
Well, what do you
Wanna do first,
521
00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:02,366
The bench
Or the mat?
522
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,935
Hmm. Well, let me see.
523
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,504
I was thinking maybe we
Could start with the--
524
00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:07,738
Aagh!
525
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,046
Is that all you got?
526
00:20:16,615 --> 00:20:17,882
Mama!
527
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:23,153
So, sally, you didn't
Take janice out?
528
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:25,322
No. We actually bonded,
529
00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:26,891
And I learned that
I can be vulnerable
530
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,926
And still have my edge.
531
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:30,327
What does that mean?
532
00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:32,963
It means that I can be
A killing machine,
533
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:36,000
Just not when
the view is on.
534
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:40,137
She used you as
A thighmaster, huh?
535
00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:42,540
No. Janice was as
Gentle as a lamb.
536
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:43,974
No. I was walking home,
537
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:46,744
And dick jumped off
The roof onto my head.
538
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,113
I didn't jump.
I was pushed.
539
00:20:50,115 --> 00:20:51,748
You were pushed?
540
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:54,351
So albright was
That pissed at you, huh?
541
00:20:54,353 --> 00:20:55,686
But she only pushed
Me the first time.
542
00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:57,354
You asked for it.
You fired me.
543
00:20:57,356 --> 00:20:58,355
I was cutting
Costs.
544
00:20:58,357 --> 00:20:59,356
I was doing
All the work.
545
00:20:59,358 --> 00:21:00,691
You were
Slacking off.
546
00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:01,692
I hate you!
547
00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:02,759
I was being
A responsible
548
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:03,694
Stockholder!
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