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Now then, you have one hour
To complete your exam.
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There's no cheating,
There's no talking,
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And there's no way
Anybody will be able
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To answer number 4,
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Which, uh,
I'm sorry to say,
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Is worth
Half the exam.
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What? But, dr. Solomon,
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Doesn't that kind of
Defeat the purpose--
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I'm sorry.
I said no talking.
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But--
And begin!
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Girl: dr. Solomon.
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Girl, enticingly:
Dr. Solomon.
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Nina, can't you see
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I'm right in the middle
Of th--
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Well, hello!
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Hey, baby.
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Good morning...
Baby.
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How about
I come over there
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And rub your shoulders?
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Ok.
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Mmm...
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Mmm.
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Tell me how much
You like it.
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[flustered]
Oh...
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I like it.
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[giggles]
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[deep breath]
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You are so sexy.
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Oh...So damn sexy.
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Kiss me.
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Oh...
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[squeals]
Dr. Solomon!
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Rowl! Rowl! Rowl!
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Dr. Solomon!
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Ha ha ha!
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Dr. Solomon!
Ha ha ha!
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Boy: dr. Solomon.
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Dr. Solomon?
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[moaning
With pleasure]
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Dr. Solomon!
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Leon?
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What are you doing?
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I said no talking!
You fail!
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Spaghetti's ready!
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Oh, ho! I've heard
About this spaghetti!
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Oh, um...
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Ah.
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Sally, uh...
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Looks
Great.
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Sally, aren't you gonna
Drain the spaghetti?
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What?
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You know, get rid
Of the water.
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Shh...What do you want
To do that for?
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The water's
My favorite part.
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I mean,
Quite frankly,
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I don't even like
The spaghetti.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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Besides, I mean,
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Even if we did
Like the spaghetti,
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Separating it
From the water
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Would be time-consuming
And dangerous.
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Well, why don't you get
One of those strainers?
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They sell great ones
At bach and frankels.
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Bach and
Frankels?
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You've never been
To bach and frankels?
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Oh, it's great!
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They got all kinds of stuff
For the kitchen,
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You know,
They got, uh,
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The garlic presses
And cookie cutters
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And melon ballers...
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They have actual
Melon ballers?
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Mm.
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And all this time
I've been ballin' melons
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With the inside
Of my fingernails.
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You should try to get there
As soon as possible.
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All right.
So, you want some
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Grated cheese
On your spaghetti?
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I'm...Good.
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Yeah,
I'd love some.
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I know you do.
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Oh, dick, this event
For proposition 28
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Is really coming together!
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Guess who I just
Got off the phone with.
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Nina?
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No! The man who wrote
Proposition 28.
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Nina?
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Dr. Hallstrom!
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Oh, of course.
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He's agreed to speak
At the dinner.
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Now I just have to
Deal with the details.
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You know, the menu,
The decorations...
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Where's nina?
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Nina? Ahh...
In her office. Why?
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How long has she
Been in there?
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I don't know.
All morning.
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Oh. So then it was
All in my head?
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Ooh!
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Hi, dr. Solomon.
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Uh...Hello, baby.
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What did you call me?
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Is it a little
Warm in here?
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I'm gonna
Turn on the air.
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I'll be back
In an hour.
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Oh, nina, I have
Got to tell you,
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That yoga is doing
Wonders for you.
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Thank you!
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You look so toned
And fit and healthy.
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Doesn't she, dick?
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Uh...I don't know.
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What are you
Accusing me of?
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Nothing.
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That's because
I never touched anybody.
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Right, nina?
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Uh...Sure.
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I gotta go.
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Oh, don't forget
Your mat.
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Oh.
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I'm sorry. I dropped
Your firm buttocks.
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Oh...
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Fern buttocks.
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Uh, fern...
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Buttocks.
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You guys,
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This place
Is ridiculous.
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What?
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You got a paring knife,
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A boning knife,
A carving knife.
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I got a tool
That can do
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All these things,
It's called a knife.
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Mmm.
Mmm.
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Oh, man! Are those
Oven mitts
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Shaped like
Lobster claws?
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I think they are!
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Let's go!
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Now, when you're serving
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Crab-and-mango
Autumn rolls
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With citrus
Dipping sauce,
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Be sure to hollow out
A summer squash
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And use it
As a toothpick cushion.
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You can do this.
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"The margaret williams
Lifestyle collection."
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By now,
Our spun sugar
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Cream puff tower
Is ready.
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Let's take a look.
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Excuse me.
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Uh, what's the deal
With this perky lady
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And her lifestyle
Collection?
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Oh, she's wonderful.
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Have you seen
Her new book?
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"Baking with margaret."
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She shows you how
To make
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100 different
Kinds of cookies.
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I've never made
My own cookies before.
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Especially not ones shaped
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Like different breeds
Of dog.
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Oh, and this one
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Has some terrific
Decorating ideas.
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Take a look.
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Oh, my god!
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She makes candles
Out of birdseed?
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A 20-layer
Wedding cake?
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Shampoo topiaries
For the shower?
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Wow. Do women really
Do all this?
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I do.
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I do, too.
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I'm a lobster!
Aah!
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Lobster.
I'm the lobster!
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Hey.
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Whatever you do,
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Do not throw away
That apple.
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This books says
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That I can dry it,
Fill it with cloves,
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And use it as a natural
Room deodorizer.
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What has gotten
Into you?
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I mean, the minute
You get home,
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You start puttin'
These tiny little wreaths
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On every doorknob?
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So "The room
Can bloom."
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You know, before
I read these books,
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I thought I was
Doin' pretty good
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As a woman,
But now I realize
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I was totally
Inadequate.
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I mean, this...
This is what being
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A real woman
Is all about!
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Sally, you know,
I think that's great.
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Really.
By the way,
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Remember when you said
"Room can bloom"?
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That almost made me
Throw up.
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Fine.
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You're not getting
Any schnauzer cookies.
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Oh, harry...
Tommy...
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You know, the oddest thing
Happened to me today.
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I was in class,
Wide awake,
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And suddenly I started
Having these
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Really erotic
Thoughts about nina.
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So what?
You had a fantasy.
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A fantasy? You've
Had them, too?
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Yeah. I have them
All the time.
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At school, at the store.
I once had one
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When I was picking out
A bicycle helmet.
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What about you, harry?
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I'm havin' one right now.
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I don't understand.
I'm in love with mary.
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I don't want
To be with nina.
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I know, and I'm
In love with alissa.
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I don't want
To be with the entire
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Girls' volleyball team.
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What is the matter
With us?
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Well, dick,
Maybe it's not us.
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What are you saying?
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I'm saying maybe
Someone else
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Is making us
Think these things.
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Like who?
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The women.
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That's it!
Of course!
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It's the women!
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With their
Feminine voices...
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And their soft skin...
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And their
Angora sweaters
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And their
Hot little feet.
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Oh, they're
Doing it again!
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No!
Stop that!
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Nina. Oh, good.
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Dr. Solomon.
You're here early.
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Uh, nina...
There's something
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That we have
To discuss.
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Here. Have a seat.
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Ok...
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Nina...
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Have you been
Coming on to me?
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What?!
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Oh, come on.
Parading around
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In your little
Yoga outfits,
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Accidentally
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Bumping into me
In the office,
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Wearing
Scented deodorants.
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I know your game.
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Dr. Solomon, I--
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How dare you try
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To come between me and
The woman that I love,
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And right under
Mary's ignorant nose?
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You bitch!
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Ooh. You know I love it
When you talk dirty.
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You do?
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Get your butt over here.
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Ok.
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Tell me what you want,
Dr. Solomon,
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And I'll give it to you.
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But, nina, we're--
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We're right--
We're in--
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Tell me
What you want.
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Tell me
What you want!
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Uh, nina!
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Tell me
What you want!
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Tell me
What you want!
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Tell me
What you want!
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Oh! Nina!
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You've got to tell me
What you want for lunch.
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Huh? Huh?
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What?
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What do you want
For lunch?
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Uh, uh, uh...
Pizza.
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And...
Hold the buttocks.
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All right, everybody.
Dinner's ready.
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Ohhh!
Oh!
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This looks
Great, sally.
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[chuckles proudly]
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You folded breadsticks
Into the napkins!
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Yes, well,
Unfolding a napkin
270
00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:33,297
Is like unwrapping
A little gift.
271
00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:35,533
It makes every meal
Feel like a celebration.
272
00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:36,534
Mmm.
273
00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:39,136
I, uh,
Think you're sittin'
274
00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:40,137
In my seat there,
Tommy.
275
00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:41,472
This is where
I always sit.
276
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:42,640
Well, not according
To the little
277
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:45,176
Pumpkin place card,
It's not, no.
278
00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:46,478
Then that's
A mistake.
279
00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:49,046
There was no mistake,
Tommy. You sit here.
280
00:10:49,048 --> 00:10:50,648
I felt
That the conversation
281
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,149
Would be more lively
If the people
282
00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:53,818
With the least in common
Were sitting
283
00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,553
Next to each other.
284
00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:57,455
There's only
Three of us.
285
00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:59,657
Well, it's at the
Smallest dinner parties
286
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,158
That you make
The biggest discoveries
287
00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,559
About your closest friends.
288
00:11:02,561 --> 00:11:06,163
Sally, I've been to parties.
This isn't a party.
289
00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:07,165
Whoa!
290
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,733
Are these plates
Made out of ice?
291
00:11:08,735 --> 00:11:11,368
That's right. Instead
Of washing them,
292
00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:12,503
You just put them
In the sink
293
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,138
And let them melt.
294
00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:18,409
Yeah, see,
This is a party...
295
00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:19,844
One of them...
One of them crazy
296
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,780
Meltin' plate
Kind of parties.
297
00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:23,914
♪ hello ♪
298
00:11:23,916 --> 00:11:25,249
Oh, we're in the kitchen!
299
00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:28,853
Hi. Oh, my god!
Look at this table!
300
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,088
Did you do this?
301
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:31,923
Yeah. All by myself.
302
00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:33,892
What's the occasion?
303
00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:35,693
Well, any time
You sit down at a table,
304
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,128
It's an occasion.
305
00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:38,929
Oh...Boy, sally,
306
00:11:38,931 --> 00:11:41,198
I wish you were
Available for my party.
307
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,900
You're having a party?
308
00:11:42,902 --> 00:11:44,535
Mmm....At the
University gallery
309
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:45,903
In a couple of days,
310
00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:47,205
And I haven't had
A second to--
311
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,606
How many people?
30, 35.
312
00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:50,708
I'll do it.
Are you sure?!
313
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,210
Yes. I promise you,
314
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,178
Albright, everything
Will be perfect.
315
00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:55,180
Ohhh...
316
00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:57,282
Oh...Oh...
Oh, no.
317
00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:08,559
Mary...Would you be mad
If I told you I...
318
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,294
I had a sexual fantasy?
319
00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:12,397
Well, why would I
Be mad at you?
320
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,732
Because it's dirty
And naughty
321
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,501
And lots and lots
Of fun.
322
00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:20,171
Is there
Any other kind?
323
00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:22,140
You've had one, too?
324
00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:24,242
Uh, tell me. Mary,
Tell me what it is!
325
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,343
You really want
To hear it?
326
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:26,811
Yuh-huh.
327
00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:27,745
Ok.
328
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:33,918
So...There I am,
In a public place,
329
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,352
And people all around,
330
00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:36,421
And all of a sudden,
331
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,790
You arrive from
Out of nowhere.
332
00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:40,324
Oh, goodness,
I'm sneaky.
333
00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:43,994
And you start
To seduce me.
334
00:12:43,996 --> 00:12:45,229
What? Am I naked?
335
00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:47,364
No.
Can I be?
336
00:12:47,366 --> 00:12:48,966
Sure!
337
00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:51,135
Anyway, I'm afraid
We're gonna get caught,
338
00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:52,570
So I try
To stop you.
339
00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:53,604
Well, you're no tramp.
340
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,540
Mm-mm.
341
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:57,274
But the more
I resist...
342
00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:59,310
The more passionate
You become,
343
00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:01,011
And we
Just go at it
344
00:13:01,013 --> 00:13:02,980
In the middle
Of everybody.
345
00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:04,181
[gasps]
346
00:13:04,183 --> 00:13:05,917
Oh, you are
A tramp!
347
00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:11,222
Ok. Now you have to
Tell me yours.
348
00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:13,023
Oh. Well...Ok.
349
00:13:13,025 --> 00:13:14,024
Ok.
350
00:13:14,026 --> 00:13:16,194
So there I am
In the office,
351
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:17,861
Sitting at my desk
Before class...
352
00:13:17,863 --> 00:13:18,862
Mm-hmm...
353
00:13:18,864 --> 00:13:20,198
Just grading
My exams...
354
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,433
Oh, I know where
This is going!
355
00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:24,635
Uh-huh.
So, there I am,
356
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,037
Just sitting there
Minding my own business.
357
00:13:27,039 --> 00:13:28,038
Go on.
358
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:30,140
When in walks nina.
359
00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:34,179
Nina.
360
00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:36,047
Yeah. You betcha!
361
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:38,316
And then all at once
We start making
362
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,317
Crazy love like it's
Going out of style.
363
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:42,720
I mean,
Is that hot or what?
364
00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:43,721
Good-bye.
365
00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:45,490
Hey...
Wait a second!
366
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:48,026
I thought we were
All turned on here!
367
00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:51,729
Hello, dr. Solomon.
368
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,100
Oh, what the hell.
369
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,436
[sighs]
370
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,344
Mary?
371
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,946
Did I do something to
Upset you last night?
372
00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:11,015
Well, maybe it was
Your fantasy, dick.
373
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:14,252
Maybe you should just keep
Your big mouth shut.
374
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:15,353
But what's the big deal?
375
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,288
You told me yours,
And I told you mine.
376
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,423
Yeah, but mine
Didn't involve nina.
377
00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:21,525
I sort of wish it had.
378
00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:25,863
Well, I'm sorry, dick,
That our sex life
379
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,199
Isn't exciting enough
To keep you interested.
380
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,633
Oh, but it is, mary.
381
00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:32,636
I didn't invite nina in.
She just showed up.
382
00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:33,738
Good morning.
383
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:35,006
[coolly]
Nina.
384
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:36,674
Here's the list
Of confirmations
385
00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:37,975
For tomorrow
Night's dinner.
386
00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:39,677
Everyone said yes.
387
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:43,882
I just needed the list,
Nina, not your commentary.
388
00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:45,549
What's the matter
With you?
389
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,218
Nina, it's just
That mary is--
390
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,219
Dick.
391
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,553
I'm sorry, nina.
392
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,956
I think it's just
The stress of this dinner.
393
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:52,957
Oh, come on, mary.
394
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:54,058
We both know
It's not the dinner.
395
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,092
It's the dinner, dick.
396
00:14:55,094 --> 00:14:56,394
Let's be honest, nina.
397
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,062
Mary is upset because
398
00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,632
I've been having sexual
Fantasies about you.
399
00:15:00,634 --> 00:15:02,634
About me?
400
00:15:02,636 --> 00:15:06,704
Oh, don't act
So innocent, nina!
401
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,073
What?!
402
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,376
Oh, please.
403
00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:13,944
Maybe if you started
Dressing like a grown-up
404
00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:17,248
Instead of some teenybopper
Pat benatar wannabe...
405
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,782
Now, mary, mary...
406
00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:20,585
You know something, mary?
407
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,920
Maybe if you changed your
Hairstyle once a decade,
408
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,088
Your pervert of a boyfriend
409
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,389
Wouldn't have to think
About me.
410
00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:26,890
Now, nina...
Mar--
411
00:15:26,892 --> 00:15:28,792
How dare you?
412
00:15:28,794 --> 00:15:30,127
How dare you?
413
00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:31,896
You want some of this?
Come on.
414
00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:33,798
Nuh--nuh--no,
No, no!
415
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,332
No, no,
No. That's it!
416
00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:36,333
That's it!
417
00:15:36,335 --> 00:15:38,636
I have to put a stop
To all this.
418
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:41,172
Mary, I still love you
And only you...
419
00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:43,107
In spite of your hair.
420
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:45,777
And...And, nina,
421
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,278
Rest assured that
As far as I'm concerned,
422
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,113
You might as well
Be a man...
423
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:52,050
A man named nino.
424
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:54,285
Now...Are we
All happy?
425
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,286
Ohh!
Ohh!
426
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,287
Uh...
427
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,655
[stammering]
428
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:09,500
Don...
429
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:10,668
Honey...
430
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:12,469
Those napkins are
Supposed to look
431
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:14,639
Like swans,
Not something
432
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,974
That came out of
An old man's pocket.
433
00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:20,144
All right.
Here you go, sally.
434
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,613
Every damn pine cone
Within 20 miles.
435
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,481
Ok, well, you know what?
436
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:25,816
Uh...I actually decided
437
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,185
To go with fresh herb
Centerpieces.
438
00:16:28,187 --> 00:16:29,186
You don't understand.
439
00:16:29,188 --> 00:16:31,989
We climbed trees
For these things.
440
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,758
We fought squirrels.
441
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,829
Oh, come on, guys,
Don't be upset.
442
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,164
We'll just make 'em
Into puppets
443
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:43,601
For those long winter nights
At home alone with the kids.
444
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,836
You can tell that
To the freakin' squirrels!
445
00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:50,841
I can't do the swans!
Sally, I can't do 'em!
446
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,310
Well, then, uh,
Try a peacock.
447
00:16:53,312 --> 00:16:54,945
A peacock's even harder.
448
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,380
I'll see you later.
449
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:00,751
Oh, hey, dick.
450
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:03,254
Oh, don...Mary's
Furious with me,
451
00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:05,055
And I don't know
What I did wrong.
452
00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:06,623
Oh, don't sweat it, dick.
It'll blow over.
453
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:07,624
I told her I had
454
00:17:07,626 --> 00:17:09,893
A sexual fantasy
About nina.
455
00:17:09,895 --> 00:17:11,195
Good god, dick!
456
00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:15,265
You couldn't make
A dumber move than that.
457
00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:16,667
And then I told nina.
458
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:18,603
I stand corrected.
459
00:17:19,973 --> 00:17:21,873
I don't understand.
I never touched nina.
460
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,875
Why is mary so upset?
461
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:25,209
Well...Maybe she thinks
462
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:26,978
She doesn't excite
You anymore.
463
00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:29,013
But how do I let her
Know that she does?
464
00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:30,881
Oh, what are you
Askin' me for, dick?
465
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:33,517
I can't even make
A swan out of a napkin.
466
00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:34,685
You can't?
No.
467
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:35,986
Oh, no,
But it's easy.
468
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:37,054
You just make a peacock,
469
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,223
And then flatten out
The tail.
470
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:40,324
Gahhh!
471
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,097
Hi. You havin'
A good time? Good.
472
00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:49,399
Sir, your lavender votive
Is supposed to stay
473
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:51,169
On your plate
Till dinner's served.
474
00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:53,638
Makes the table
Look prettier. Ok?
475
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:54,972
Thanks.
476
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:56,908
Hey, sally,
These crab-and-mango
477
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,742
Autumn rolls
Are really moving.
478
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:01,078
What are those used toothpicks
Doing on the plate?
479
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,079
People put them there
480
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,214
After they eat
The autumn rolls.
481
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:05,583
Ok, so why did I
Hollow out a summer squash
482
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:06,917
To make a toothpick cushion
483
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,553
If no one's
Gonna use it, hmm?
484
00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:10,521
Relax, everyone's
Having fun.
485
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:11,923
Yeah...At my expense.
486
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:13,858
I mean, you work so hard
To make everything perfect,
487
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,092
But do they care? No.
488
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,693
I mean, has anybody
Even noticed
489
00:18:16,695 --> 00:18:18,929
The--the crouton
Turtles
490
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,365
In the olive oil ponds?
Huh?
491
00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:23,033
Or--or that
The napkin rings
492
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:24,668
Are made out
Of edible flowers?
493
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:27,071
And no one, not
One single person,
494
00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:29,606
Has even mentioned
The herb centerpieces!
495
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:32,609
Smell the perfection!
Smell it!
496
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,946
Harry, I think I need
A glass of chardonnay.
497
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,348
All right.
498
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,083
Thanks.
499
00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:40,918
And here you go.
500
00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:45,122
Is that a pine cone?
501
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,323
Well, yes, it is.
502
00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:48,426
Can I get one
Without a pine cone?
503
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:50,294
Not as long as I got
3 bushels of 'em
504
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,229
Back here,
No, you can't.
505
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,154
Hello, mary.
506
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,923
Hello, dick. Dick!
507
00:19:21,126 --> 00:19:24,327
Make love to me, mary...
Right here, right now.
508
00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:26,997
Are you
Out of your mind?!
509
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,632
No, but
I'm out of my pants.
510
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:31,868
Touch my body.
511
00:19:31,870 --> 00:19:33,237
Why are you
Doing this?
512
00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:34,572
Because it's your fantasy
513
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:37,208
That I seduce you
In public. Remember?
514
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:39,009
It's not supposed
To be real!
515
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,544
Why not, if that's
What you want?
516
00:19:40,546 --> 00:19:41,745
Oh...
517
00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:43,347
Oh, dr. Hallstrom!
Quick.
518
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:44,348
Get under the table.
519
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,283
Oh...
520
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:48,852
Dr. Albright.
521
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,488
I must commend you.
This is quite an event.
522
00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:54,591
Oh...Dr. Hallstrom,
Thank you. I--ohhh!
523
00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:57,795
Are...Are you
Pleased?
524
00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,529
Yes. Very.
525
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,598
And none of this
Would've been possible
526
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:05,202
Without your passion,
Your commitment.
527
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,203
Stop it.
528
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,538
I beg your pardon?
529
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:10,407
[losing control]
I mean...Stop it!
530
00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:12,576
Oh. Well, enjoy
The rest of the evening.
531
00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:15,346
I am...I did...I will!
Oh, thank you!
532
00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:16,580
[moaning with pleasure]
533
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:23,453
You know, it's amazing
How our fantasies allow us
534
00:20:23,455 --> 00:20:25,890
To explore
Forbidden territories.
535
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,557
I wonder how many people
536
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,559
Are fantasizing about me
Right now.
537
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:32,630
Including you--one.
538
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:36,067
And by the way,
I bumped into alissa.
539
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,401
Yeah.
She'd never heard
540
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:39,503
About your volleyball
Team fantasy.
541
00:20:39,505 --> 00:20:41,572
Ohhh...Crap.
542
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,407
Yeah, you guys want
To talk about fantasy,
543
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:44,908
I'll tell you,
Try to live your life
544
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,411
As perfect as they tell
You to in those books.
545
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:48,846
That's a real fantasy.
546
00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:50,481
So no more fancy
Table settings?
547
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:51,482
I don't care
548
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:53,384
If you eat
With your feet.
549
00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:55,052
That wouldn't be
A problem for me
550
00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:56,887
'cause I got
Lobster claws!
551
00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:58,589
Stop with the lobster! Ok?
I don't like it.
552
00:20:58,591 --> 00:20:59,724
All right.
All right.
553
00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:00,725
Lobster claws!
554
00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:02,359
I don't like it!
All right?
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