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[loud snoring]
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Aah!
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[snoring]
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Ugh!
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[alarm clock beeping]
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Rise and shine,
Sleepyhead.
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Good morning,
Sweetness.
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[yawns]
How did you sleep?
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Oh, like a rock.
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Like a rock.
Mmm.
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[whimpers]
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Dick, what's taking
So long?
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I'll just
Be a minute.
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Hey, albright.
What's with the cape?
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Why, too much?
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Well, not if you're
Fighting crime.
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For your information,
I think I look great.
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Dick, I'm gonna
Wait in the car,
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I want to go over
The seating chart
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For the fund-raiser.
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Oh, mary, I love
That jacket.
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Yeah, the way
It has no buttons
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And flows off
Your shoulders.
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It's not a jacket,
It's a cape.
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Oh, of course.
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If it's a cape,
I don't like it.
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So, uh, what is
This thing
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You're going to,
Anyway?
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It's a charity auction.
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And what's charity, again?
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Well, all I know is
They're giving out
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Free drinks and paddles
With numbers on them.
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Well, I guess that's
What charity's all about,
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Getting liquored up
And spanking your neighbor.
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Oh, and mary tells me
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I'll get to make
A difference
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In someone's life.
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Wait, I thought
We weren't allowed
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To make
A difference.
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No, we can make
Little differences.
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We're not allowed to
Make global differences.
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Can we blow up
The earth?
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You see, that's
A global difference.
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It's so hard
To keep track of all this.
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I know, don't we
Have it all
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Written down
Someplace?
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Yeah, it's all in
The mission statement.
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Where is that thing,
Anyway?
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Well, if anybody's
Wondering,
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I didn't leave it
On the bus.
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Well, we can't be
On a mission
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Without a mission
Statement.
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You guys are gonna
Have to write up
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A new one.
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What? Why us?
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Because subordinates
Must do
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Whatever the high
Commander says.
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Boy, that reminds me
Of a mission statement
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I once read on a bus.
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Aah!
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I'm ok.
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Nothing
To see here.
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[bang]
Sally: don?
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[bang]
Oh, hey, jimmy.
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What's going on?
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You were supposed
To meet me for lunch.
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Oh, sally,
I'm sorry, I forgot.
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I've got to
Be honest with you,
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I didn't get much
Sleep last night.
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Really? I got
A ton, honey.
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[laughs]
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I heard.
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Oh, poor baby.
Ok, you know what?
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I'm gonna come over
At 8:00,
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And you and I
Are gonna go
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Straight to bed,
Mister. Ok?
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See you, jimmy.
[bang]
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$60, going once,
Going twice,
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Sold to judith draper!
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Come on up here
And pick up
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Your two-day pass
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To the iroquois falls
Sweat lodge.
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You deserve it.
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Judith draper!
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Oh, before we auction
Off our next item,
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Let's all give a huge
Round of applause
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To the man
Who is responsible
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For this charity,
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Father matthew
Of the rutheford
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Boys' home.
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Father matthew!
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Nobody ever claps
Like that for me.
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Maybe if you opened
Your wallet,
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You cheap bastard.
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Next, we have
This oil painting
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Of the historic
Ground breaking
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Of the rutheford
Boys' home.
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Isn't this beautiful?
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We'll start
The bidding at $500.
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Who will give me $500?
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I have 5, who will
Give me 6?
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Nobody give him 6!
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6 from father matthew,
Who will give me 7?
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7! In your face,
Padre!
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7, 7's the bid.
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Now, do I hear 8?
8, anyone?
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800.
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Strudwick!
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You're not gonna
Let him
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Walk away with this little
Beauty for 8, are you?
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I should say not.
900!
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Top that, strudwick.
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$1,000.
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Oh, that is more.
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You're out of
Your league, solomon.
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Am I? 1,100.
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12.
1,201.
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13!
14!
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15!
16!
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[whooping]
17!
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$1,700. You're not
Gonna let him have it
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For $1,700, are you?
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Yes.
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17, then, going once,
Going twice,
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Sold to dick solomon.
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Oh, thank you.
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All I can say is...
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Uh, clap louder!
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Ok, mission statement.
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Mission statement.
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What is
Our mission?
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Well, you know,
I always remember it
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By our mission song.
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Oh, right, right
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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♪ across the void
We come a-warping ♪
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♪ dum diddle dee lee
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
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♪ glorious and something
Something ♪
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♪ dum diddle dee lee
Yadda yadda ♪
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Spaceship!
Right.
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Ok, let's just start
From scratch then.
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What is our mission?
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To boldly go
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Where no man
Has gone before.
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That's clunky.
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Yeah, and that
Excludes sally.
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Mmm, and us, too,
Technically,
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Since we're not men.
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Yeah, yeah,
And lots of men
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Have been here.
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Yeah.
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Eh, let's put it in.
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Yeah,
It'll give dick
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Something to cut.
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Right.
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Well, that's the news.
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Um-hmm.
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I'd really better
Get some sleep.
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Ok, I'll go
Brush my teeth.
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Well, actually, sally,
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I think I should sleep
Alone tonight.
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Why?
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Because I might
Get called out
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To a 480 at the 212.
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A fire at
The fire department?
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All right, sally,
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I'll be straight
With you.
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Uh, I can't sleep
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In the same bed
With you.
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Is it 'cause I stink?
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No.
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Drool?
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No.
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Pee kind of orangey?
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No!
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Well, then,
What is it?
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You snore, sally.
You snore.
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Snore?
I do not snore.
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Girls do not snore.
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Well, you do.
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You mean, like...
[snorts]
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No, it's more like...
[snorts loudly]
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Oh, that's bad.
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Judith.
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Dick.
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Did you
Say something
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About my painting?
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No.
Oh.
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You're not
Going to hang
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That up in here,
Are you?
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Uh, no, nina. This is not
A hanging painting.
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It's more of a
Walking around painting.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Why don't you take it
For a walk?
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Good morning.
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Mary, I thought
Your kind
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Didn't venture out
In daylight.
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Well, if my cape
Is too hip for the room,
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Maybe I'll just
Take it off.
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I love my painting.
It's so nice.
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Here's your mail.
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Oh, something from
The boys' home.
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Ah, at last,
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The respect
That I deserve.
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"Dear sir
Or madam..."
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Hey,
They've invited me
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To become a patron.
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Not everybody
Gets that.
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I did.
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Me, too.
I got 3.
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This painting sucks!
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Strudwick.
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Dick.
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Let me get right to it.
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Last night,
I couldn't sleep
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Knowing that
I had taken from you
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A painting that is near
And dear to your heart.
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That's why I'm willing
To let you have it--
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I don't want it.
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You didn't let me finish.
That's why I'm willing
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To let you have it for,
Say, $900.
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Forget it.
I never wanted
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That piece
Of crap, anyway.
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Oh, really? Then why
Did you bid on it
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Like a young lion
In springtime?
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To drive up
The price
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And piss you off.
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Well, it didn't work!
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Ok, let's start again.
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We'll begin the bidding
At, say, $900.
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Get lost.
That was a bid.
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That was not a bid.
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It was, too.
You bid $900.
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Going once,
Going twice.
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Go away!
Sold! You owe me $900.
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We'll call it 8.
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7, and I get to kiss
Your wife.
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Out, idiot!
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Fine, but at least
I have something
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To show
For my idiocy.
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Aha! So, you have
My painting.
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[snoring]
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She snores
Like a pig.
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Why is this
Our problem, again?
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Well, read
The first paragraph
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Of our mission
Statement.
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Mmm. "We must confront
All human problems
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To understand
The human experience."
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Who wrote this crap?
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That was you.
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It's good.
Um-hmm.
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Well, maybe
If we constrict
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The airflow
To her nostrils.
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Yeah.
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00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:03,361
[snores loudly]
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00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:04,963
Uh, better do
The mouth, too.
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00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:06,998
Ok.
Yeah. I'll just...
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All right!
Yeah!
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Sometimes, the most
Obvious solution
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Is the most brilliant.
Yeah.
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No more snoring,
And she gets
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All the oxygen
She needs
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Through her, uh...
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00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:26,551
Wait, where's
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The third intake
Again?
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00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:29,954
The gills?
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Aah!
Aah!
267
00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:33,658
Aah!
268
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,798
Hi, rutheford
Clothing drive?
269
00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:41,966
Yeah, I donated
270
00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:44,268
A delightful cape ensemble
This morning,
271
00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:47,939
And I think you made
A mistake on the receipt.
272
00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:50,374
Yeah, you estimated
The value at $300.
273
00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:53,711
Well, I paid
Much more than that.
274
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:54,979
I know they
Haven't been popular
275
00:11:54,981 --> 00:11:57,081
Since the 1800s. Look...
276
00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:59,249
If I put a one
In front of the 3,
277
00:11:59,251 --> 00:12:02,019
Would that be
Against your rules?
278
00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:04,355
"Dear friend of
The environment."
279
00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:05,789
Great.
All of a sudden,
280
00:12:05,791 --> 00:12:06,790
Every charity
In the world
281
00:12:06,792 --> 00:12:08,259
Is asking me
For money.
282
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:10,628
Well, once you get on one
Charity's mailing list,
283
00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:11,629
You're on them all.
284
00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:12,997
Yeah, but,
How are you supposed
285
00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:15,600
To judge
Who gets priority?
286
00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:18,436
Do I adopt
A fruit bat,
287
00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:21,272
Save the rainforest,
Or build shelters
288
00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:22,773
For america's
Homeless?
289
00:12:22,775 --> 00:12:24,776
You just help the ones
You can, dick.
290
00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:26,510
Yeah, but why me?
291
00:12:26,512 --> 00:12:29,980
Why can't they just
Help each other?
292
00:12:29,982 --> 00:12:31,615
And how would they
Do that?
293
00:12:31,617 --> 00:12:33,150
Simple.
The rainforest guys
294
00:12:33,152 --> 00:12:34,151
Cut down the jungle
295
00:12:34,153 --> 00:12:35,386
To build
Affordable housing,
296
00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:36,653
America's homeless
Moves in,
297
00:12:36,655 --> 00:12:37,688
And once they
Get settled,
298
00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:39,190
They'll be happy
To open their homes
299
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:40,124
To fruit bats.
300
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,363
It's not
Rocket science.
301
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,366
That's not how it works.
302
00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,167
Oh, I know
How it works.
303
00:12:50,169 --> 00:12:52,436
I fork over $1,700,
304
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:53,437
And all I get
Is a painting
305
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:56,107
Of two monks
And a shovel.
306
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,042
The guy couldn't
Even paint hands.
307
00:12:58,044 --> 00:13:00,677
They look
Like potatoes.
308
00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:02,279
I want
My money back!
309
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,125
Don.
310
00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:18,529
Harriet tubman.
311
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,597
Don.
312
00:13:20,599 --> 00:13:22,633
Sally, what are you
Doing here?
313
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:25,269
I finally found a cure
For my snoring.
314
00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:26,204
Oh.
315
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:28,339
Isn't that great?
316
00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:30,107
I won't be
Waking you up anymore.
317
00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:33,277
Yeah, that's super.
Good night.
318
00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:34,278
Good night.
319
00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:46,824
[humming]
320
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:52,163
Aren't you gonna
Go to sleep?
321
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:56,200
Oh, no.
I slept all day.
322
00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:58,035
Why is that?
323
00:13:58,037 --> 00:13:59,169
So my snoring
324
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:01,205
Wouldn't wake you up,
Silly.
325
00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:03,107
Now go back to sleep.
326
00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:05,977
Shh shh shh shh. Ok.
All right.
327
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:16,753
Cliff: hey there, woody,
328
00:14:16,755 --> 00:14:19,290
What's that hair
Doing in my beer?
329
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:20,358
Woody: I think
It's the backstroke,
330
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,359
Mr. Clavin.
331
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,393
[laughs loudly]
332
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,261
Sally!
333
00:14:24,263 --> 00:14:26,797
Uh, I'll just, I'll put it
On closed captioning.
334
00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:31,135
Norm!
335
00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:32,069
Sally!
336
00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:56,594
Stinky.
337
00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:03,968
Yummy.
338
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:16,681
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
339
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:18,216
Ok, ok.
340
00:15:24,957 --> 00:15:27,225
Ok, I'm just gonna take
The pillow away.
341
00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:30,060
Come on.
342
00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:31,062
[both grunt]
343
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:32,296
Aah!
344
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:37,702
Will you just
Go to sleep?
345
00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:41,405
Can't you just
Go to sleep?
346
00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:43,207
I'm sorry.
Don't be mad.
347
00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:44,208
All right,
All right.
348
00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:48,145
I'm sorry.
Really sorry. Ok?
349
00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:50,081
[snoring]
350
00:15:57,990 --> 00:16:01,425
All right, let's bring
This mission statement home.
351
00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:02,993
How will we know when
We've fulfilled
352
00:16:02,995 --> 00:16:04,962
The goal
Of our mission?
353
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,597
Um, when
We've become
354
00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:08,366
The perfect
Human beings?
355
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:12,203
Yes. Yes, but human beings
By nature are imperfect.
356
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:13,237
Wait a second.
357
00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:14,738
I see what
You're going for.
358
00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:17,074
Yes, and for this mission
To be perfect,
359
00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:19,443
It actually has to be
Really flawed.
360
00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:22,446
Well, all right!
It already is.
361
00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:24,615
I mean, look at you.
362
00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:25,650
You're
The poster boy
363
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:26,783
For imperfection.
364
00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:31,455
How's that?
365
00:16:31,457 --> 00:16:32,456
Well, your b.O.
366
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:33,624
Smells like
Chicken soup,
367
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,059
And you got
B.O. A lot.
368
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:38,596
Fair enough,
But, uh,
369
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:39,630
Don't sell
Yourself short
370
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:41,331
In the imperfection
Department, harry.
371
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,500
How do you mean?
372
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:45,403
Well, you're not smart.
373
00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:49,173
And you scare away
The ladies.
374
00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:53,710
I feel like punching
Your face in.
375
00:16:53,712 --> 00:16:55,446
Me first, fatso.
376
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,857
Father matthew will
Be right with you.
377
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:06,791
Thank you.
378
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:18,102
Father matthew, allow me
To be perfectly frank.
379
00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:20,438
I am not a wealthy man.
380
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,707
I have to feed and clothe
A family of 4
381
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,376
On a professor's
Modest salary.
382
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:29,180
I can't expect a priest
To understand poverty,
383
00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:33,551
But let me tell you,
I have to make
384
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,486
A lot of sacrifices--
385
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,788
No, no, please,
Let me finish.
386
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:40,258
I simply have no room
In my limited budget
387
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,560
For extravagances
Like charity.
388
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,462
Therefore, I am returning
This painting,
389
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:47,031
And I want you
To give me my money back.
390
00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:48,732
Unhand me, sir!
391
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:49,800
Good morning.
392
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:51,602
Oh, uh, father matthew.
393
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:54,272
Well, I'm sorry
To keep you waiting.
394
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:56,040
Ben, this is
Dr. Solomon,
395
00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:57,308
The nice man
Who gave us
396
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:58,910
The money to have
The bus fixed.
397
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:00,378
Thank you, dr. Solomon.
398
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:03,947
Oh, well, hey,
You're very welcome.
399
00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:05,849
Thanks to your
Generous pledge,
400
00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:07,218
We can fix the bus,
401
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,587
And our kids
Will see things
402
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:12,790
They have never
Seen before.
403
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:16,126
The tire and rubber
Works in akron,
404
00:18:16,128 --> 00:18:19,897
The miniature golf
Hall of fame,
405
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:21,699
Wapakoneta,
The home--
406
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:24,202
The birthplace
Of neil armstrong,
407
00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:25,203
And of course,
408
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:27,438
The air
And space museum,
409
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,639
And the aquarium.
410
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:31,676
Oh, yes, aquariums are nice,
If you like fish, but--
411
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,110
And there's also
A chance we can
412
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,978
Take a day trip
413
00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:36,914
To see the toledo
Mud hens.
414
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,318
Now, that's all very well,
Father matthew--
415
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:43,620
Allow me to be
Perfectly frank.
416
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:46,357
I know you are not
A wealthy man.
417
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:47,724
No, I--I was going
To say that--
418
00:18:47,726 --> 00:18:49,059
And I know
It wasn't easy
419
00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:50,527
Raising
A family of 4
420
00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:52,529
On a professor's
Modest salary--
421
00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:53,797
Yeah, that's exactly
What I--
422
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,899
Which is why
Your generosity
423
00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:59,169
Means so much to us.
424
00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:01,939
Oh, well...But--
425
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:04,909
No, no, please.
Let me finish.
426
00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:07,111
Given your circumstances,
427
00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:10,714
Your gift means
So much to us.
428
00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:13,250
Sure, martin abend
Gave us $50,000,
429
00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:16,219
But he owns
The ball bearing plant.
430
00:19:16,221 --> 00:19:20,358
Relative to him, your gift
Was far more generous.
431
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:23,060
You mean, I'm better
Than the rich guy?
432
00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:25,463
Well, I wouldn't want
To say that--
433
00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:26,464
No, no, no,
Go on, say it.
434
00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:28,332
I'm not gonna
Tell him.
435
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,834
You are a great man.
436
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,903
Thank you,
Father matthew.
437
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,939
You're so right.
438
00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:37,608
So, why did you
Bring in the painting?
439
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:42,112
Oh, that. Because
I want you to, uh...
440
00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:45,382
Uh, I want you to...
441
00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:46,650
I want you to have it.
442
00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:47,684
Thank you.
443
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:51,355
No, no, please.
The pleasure's mine.
444
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,324
Now, if you'll excuse me.
445
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:02,800
Could you either
Get this kid off my leg,
446
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,334
Or else put
Another one on,
447
00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:08,005
Because it's really
Throwing off my balance.
448
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,778
"There are some things
In life money can't buy.
449
00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:17,381
For everything else, there's
This mission statement."
450
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:20,751
Did you guys
Just get bored
451
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:21,986
And start watching
Television?
452
00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:23,287
No.
Yeah.
453
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:29,526
You know, it's weird.
Until I started snoring,
454
00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:31,328
I never really
Appreciated
455
00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:33,063
How much
Don loves me.
456
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,532
Yeah, and until
I started giving,
457
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:35,666
I never really
Appreciated
458
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:36,667
How much I have.
459
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:38,703
Man, we're so lucky.
460
00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:43,207
♪ across the void
We come a-warping ♪
461
00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:47,878
♪ across the fields
Of stars we soar ♪
462
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:52,717
♪ we pledge to land and
Something, something ♪
463
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:56,787
♪ dum dee dum dee
Da da da da...Spaceship ♪
464
00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:57,822
One more time!
465
00:20:57,824 --> 00:21:02,359
♪ across the void
We come a-warping ♪
466
00:21:02,361 --> 00:21:05,796
♪ across the fields
Of stars we soar ♪
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