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Good morning.
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Oh, good morning, nina.
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Say, I have a 2-for-1
Dinner coupon
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At cafe de boeuf--
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That's french
For "Cafe of beef,"
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And mary
Refuses to come.
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We've been
4 times this week.
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So how does 7:00 sound?
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Sorry, dr. Solomon.
I'm busy.
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No. Let me explain.
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If I buy a steak dinner,
You get one for free.
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And then when the garcon
Turns his back,
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You can just slip me
A few bucks under the table.
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That's very generous
Of you,
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But I have a meeting
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Of the black
Student union.
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Nina, this coupon
Expires tonight.
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You'll still
Be black tomorrow.
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That's true, but I'm
Gonna have to pass.
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But--I'll tell you what.
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I'll come to the meeting,
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And then we can
Go grab
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Some half-priced
Boeuf.
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Dr. Solomon, I don't think
You'd get a lot out of it.
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The meeting's
A discussion group
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For black members of
The pendleton community.
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Sort of like
Weight watchers?
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I'll be in my office.
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But--but nina--
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I don't get it.
Why won't she admit
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That the black
Student union
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Is just a blatant ripoff
Of weight watchers?
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Because it's not!
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Dick, you've got
To accept the fact
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There are certain
Things in life
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You will never
Understand.
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Oh, I accept that.
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But what are they
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And why won't I
Understand them?!
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Hey, harry,
How was the library?
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You are looking
At a free man.
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I returned the book,
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Paid the $14
In late fees,
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Checked it right
Back out again.
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Oh, but get this.
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The library is having
A poetry contest,
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And the topic is
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"If I could change
The world."
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Isn't that
Perfect for us?
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Yeah, sure.
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We've got a keen third-party
Observer perspective.
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Too bad poetry's stupid.
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I don't think it's stupid.
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I think it's boring.
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The sign said
There would be prizes.
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Prizes?
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You mean like
A trip to hawaii?
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Or like a dune buggy?
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Hey, it's
The public library!
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Sky's the limit!
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I'm in.
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In!
In!
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[laughter]
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Uh-oh,
Solomon's here.
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Check, please.
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Oh, oh, good.
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Listen, I've got
To talk to caryn,
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So if you guys wouldn't
Mind hitting the bricks.
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Did you happen to go
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To the black student
Union meeting last night?
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Oh, yeah, I went.
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Did you happen to take
Any notes or photos?
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You know how important
Those meetings are to me.
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Yeah.
Um, dr. Solomon,
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You're not black.
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Well, how black
Do you have to be?
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I mean, you're
A milky cocoa at best.
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This isn't
Really about color.
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I should have just said
African-american.
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Well, what happened
At the meeting? Tell me.
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Yeah,
I'm leaving now.
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I'll tell you
What happened
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On "The jeffersons"
Last night.
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Weezy almost
Started a fire.
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Oh, oh, and they
Changed lionels.
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If I could
Change the world,
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I'd have
Every swimming pool
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Have a shallow end,
A deep end,
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And an unbelievably
Deep end.
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That is excellent.
Yeah.
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Ok, if I could
Change the world,
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I'd make every guy
Look like don.
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Then how would you tell
Which one was don?
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They wouldn't all
Be named don, dumbass.
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I wonder what
I'd look like
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If I looked
Like don.
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Oh. You guys,
Here comes dick.
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Check, please.
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You know what?
I've been thinking--
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We should all attend
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The next black student
Union meeting.
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Whatever.
Ok.
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Well, maybe
There's, like,
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A white one
We could go to.
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You think?
Why not?
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Bartender...
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Excuse me, are there
Any white support groups
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In this area?
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You mean like those
White power guys
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Who meet out
In hendersonville?
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White power.
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That sounds
Uplifting. Yeah.
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Thank you,
My white brother.
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We'll have two orders
Of buffalo wings, please.
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You people
Disgust me.
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All right, make that
One order of wings
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And one
Mozzarella sticks.
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Anyway,
It sounds like fun.
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Yeah. White people
Playing white games.
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Having
White discussions.
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Yeah, where
Do white people go
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For really
Good pizza?
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I'd be interested
To know.
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Hey...
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You think barry white
Will sing?
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Why wouldn't he?
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Man over megaphone:
Look to ourselves
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And the future generation
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To seize control
Of our nation's destiny.
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[cheering]
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You say, what's involved?
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This is our nation.
We were here first.
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We aren't goin' anywhere!
[cheering]
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Well, it's a good thing
Barry white wasn't there.
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Those guys
Were kind of creepy.
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Why do you think
They burned
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That giant lowercase
Letter "T"?
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I don't want to be
A part of any group
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That hates the lowercase
Letter "T."
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No, they hated
More than that.
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They hated
Just about everybody.
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You know
What would be good?
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If people
From different races
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Could live together
In peace
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And, oh,
I don't know...
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Say, harmony?
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Harry, how did you
Come up with that?
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That is so brilliant.
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You guys, that's the topic
For our poetry contest!
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Uncharted territory!
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Get a pen!
Get a pen!
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Oh, here comes dick.
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Check, please.
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Oh, nina, good.
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I wanted
To ask you,
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Did people
Dress up in robes
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At your black student
Union meeting?
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No.
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And, uh, was there
A guy with a microphone
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Shouting unattractively?
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No.
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Ok, good.
One last question--
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Will you only rest
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When the blood
Of white people
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Overflows
The rivers of america
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And runs out to sea?
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No, I'll probably
Rest before that.
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Any reason you ask?
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No, it's just
That last night,
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I went to this rally
In hendersonville--
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You what?!
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You went to
A white power rally?
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Because of you.
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What?!
What?!
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I--I didn't like it!
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Ok, so what rhymes
With racism?
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Weigh station!
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All: yeah!
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Uh, that doesn't rhyme.
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Yes, it does.
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Ok, you know what rhymes
With weigh station?
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Playstation.
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That's it!
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Yeah, but, you guys,
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We already rhymed
Weigh station with racism.
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They don't rhyme.
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Playstation and weigh station
Rhyme better.
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Yeah, and that way
We can avoid
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The whole racism
Thing.
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It's such a downer.
I know.
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Isn't it the point
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That we want to talk
About racism?
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Yes. Poetry's hard.
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Well, you know,
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Poetry doesn't
Have to rhyme.
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What?
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Yeah, poetry that
Doesn't win prizes.
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You got that right.
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I mean,
Read walt whitman.
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He never rhymed.
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Look, either
Rhyme something
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With playstation
Or leave.
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Claymation?
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Finally something
We can use!
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All right.
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Racism is as bad
As claymation.
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That is a...
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Maybe we don't
Have to rhyme.
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That's
A great idea.
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Breakthrough.
Yeah.
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Ok, class,
Here's your exam.
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Just pass it around.
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I only have one
Because my assistant nina
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Refuses to make me copies.
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Did you do something rude
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Like accuse her of not
Being completely black?
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All I did was go
To a white power rally,
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And now she
Won't even talk to me.
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You went to
A white power rally?
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Well, I am white.
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[groans]
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That is such a white male
Rationalization.
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Just deny the entire history
Of white oppression
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And then have the nerve
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To say that you
Want equality.
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Oh, yeah, right.
White oppression.
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I'm sure history really
Backs that one up.
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Well, yeah.
There's, like, slavery.
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Racial quotas.
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Japanese internment camps.
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Glass ceilings.
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What are you
Talking about?
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I didn't do any
Of those things.
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Let me ask you something.
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Do you even have
One black friend?
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Well, there's,
Uh, nina.
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She's your assistant.
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Well, there's
You, caryn.
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I'm your student.
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Well, then,
There's...Al roker.
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He's on television!
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You're kidding,
Roke's on tv?
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I got to give him
A call!
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[gasps]
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Ok, what?
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My students are right.
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I colonized
Every continent.
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I enslaved
An entire people,
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And even after
I abolished slavery,
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I--I continued
To marginalize minorities
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With economic
Disincentives.
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Don't let this
Eat you up.
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Angel food cake
Is white.
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Devil's food cake--
Black!
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I know how you feel.
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00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:07,271
Who gets to make
The first move in chess?
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The white guys.
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Dick, I've been through
This white guilt thing, too.
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White guilt?
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Oh, yeah.
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As a matter of fact,
One of my ancestors
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Was a proponent
Of slavery.
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Who?
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Well, actually...
265
00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:24,655
My mom.
266
00:10:24,657 --> 00:10:27,058
How do you live
With yourself?
267
00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:28,793
She's not me,
268
00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:31,762
And I've learned
By observing her behavior
269
00:10:31,764 --> 00:10:34,532
That we have the power
To do whatever we want.
270
00:10:34,534 --> 00:10:38,369
We have the power
To make changes in society.
271
00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:39,870
We do?
272
00:10:39,872 --> 00:10:41,940
Absolutely.
273
00:10:41,942 --> 00:10:44,909
So stop feeling guilty
And do something.
274
00:10:47,513 --> 00:10:50,448
After all, it's not
Like you picked
275
00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:52,917
The color
Of your skin, right?
276
00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:01,993
So, mrs. Dubcek,
277
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,596
What do you think
Of the poem?
278
00:11:04,598 --> 00:11:06,831
Well, the thing
About this contest is
279
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:10,201
Everybody in it
Is under the age of 10.
280
00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:12,971
They're all kids?
281
00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:14,706
We are gonna kick ass.
282
00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:16,507
Yes!
Yeah!
283
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,810
Uh, miss dubcek,
There's a man downstairs
284
00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:20,045
Pounding on your door.
285
00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:21,946
Oh, he woke up.
286
00:11:21,948 --> 00:11:23,381
Maybe I should
Let him out.
287
00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:27,585
Hey, dick.
288
00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:29,153
Hey.
289
00:11:29,155 --> 00:11:33,424
Does anyone remember why
We all decided to be white?
290
00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:35,359
Oh. Um,
I went with white
291
00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:36,393
'cause I thought
I'd be a little cooler
292
00:11:36,395 --> 00:11:38,696
In the summer.
293
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:39,964
Well, don't
You remember, dick?
294
00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:41,065
All the television
Signals
295
00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:42,900
That we picked up
In outer space
296
00:11:42,902 --> 00:11:44,068
Were filled
With white people.
297
00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:46,304
Oh, except for that, uh,
That black nerd
298
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,772
With the hiked-up pants
And the oversized glasses.
299
00:11:48,774 --> 00:11:49,807
What was his name?
300
00:11:49,809 --> 00:11:50,975
Bryant gumbel.
Right.
301
00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:57,014
Well, guess what?
302
00:11:57,016 --> 00:11:58,650
We've unwittingly
Aligned ourselves
303
00:11:58,652 --> 00:11:59,817
With the most
Despicable force
304
00:11:59,819 --> 00:12:01,519
In western
Civilization.
305
00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:02,987
Bummer.
306
00:12:02,989 --> 00:12:03,988
Yeah, but, dick,
307
00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:05,523
We can't do anything
About that.
308
00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:07,192
We can't change society.
309
00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:08,193
And that's where
You're wrong.
310
00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:10,528
Mary says we can,
And you know what?
311
00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:11,796
I'm gonna do it.
312
00:12:11,798 --> 00:12:13,198
Well, how?
313
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:16,201
I'm gonna revitalize america's
Urban education system.
314
00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:17,968
I'm gonna create
Enterprise zones
315
00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:19,937
To draw in investors.
316
00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:23,641
I'm gonna set up a $1 billion
Minority scholarship fund,
317
00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:25,876
And I'd like us,
As a family,
318
00:12:25,878 --> 00:12:29,981
To kick it with sean
"Puffy" combs more often.
319
00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:33,217
No, dick, I meant
It's against the rules
320
00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:35,820
Of our mission
To change society.
321
00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:38,389
Oh, damn, you're right.
322
00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:40,892
I guess I'll just have
To concentrate on nina.
323
00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:48,298
Oh, nina, good.
I'm glad I caught you.
324
00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:49,433
Can I talk to you?
325
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:51,002
What is it,
Dr. Solomon?
326
00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:52,670
No, no.
I'll just be a minute.
327
00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:55,540
It has come to
My attention, nina, dear,
328
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:57,074
That you
Have been placed
329
00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:58,643
In a servile role.
330
00:12:58,645 --> 00:12:59,644
This job has put you
331
00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:01,979
On the fast track
To nowhere,
332
00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:04,449
But all that
Is about to change.
333
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,984
I have some
Wonderful news for you.
334
00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:09,353
What?
335
00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:11,022
Nina...
336
00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:12,690
You're fired.
337
00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:14,058
What?!
338
00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:16,160
Fly!
Fly like a bird!
339
00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:18,095
Oh, you have
Finally lost it!
340
00:13:18,097 --> 00:13:19,496
Harsh medicine,
I know,
341
00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:20,532
But it's
What you need.
342
00:13:20,534 --> 00:13:22,000
This job is what I need.
343
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:23,367
This job pays for
My health insurance,
344
00:13:23,369 --> 00:13:24,803
And I get to take
Free classes.
345
00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:26,037
Nina, sweetheart,
Trust me.
346
00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:27,906
I know what's best
For you.
347
00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:29,507
You don't know
What's best for me.
348
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:30,841
You don't even know me.
349
00:13:30,843 --> 00:13:33,011
You think I'm some
Little helpless black girl
350
00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:34,345
Who can't make it
In the world
351
00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:36,781
Without the help of
Some enlightened white guy
352
00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:38,149
Showing her the way.
353
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:41,052
And you say
I don't know you.
354
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:45,489
Dr. Solomon,
When I look at you,
355
00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:47,625
I don't see color.
356
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:50,995
I see a jackass.
Good night.
357
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:59,837
"It takes me everywhere,
To places that I like.
358
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:05,109
And that is why, my friends,
Why I love my bike."
359
00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:06,110
Thank you.
360
00:14:06,112 --> 00:14:08,646
[applause]
361
00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:17,388
Not good.
Not a good poem.
362
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:19,156
Nope. Apparently
She didn't want
363
00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:20,591
To change the world.
364
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,794
Yeah. She's
Just coasting
365
00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:23,795
On her looks.
366
00:14:23,797 --> 00:14:25,129
Yup.
367
00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:26,196
Hey, uh,
Mrs. Goltra,
368
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:27,398
Are we up next?
369
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,267
Don't you think you're
Just a little too old
370
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:31,236
For this poetry contest?
371
00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:36,241
Old? Maybe your ideas
Are too old.
372
00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:39,009
Maybe you're just afraid
Of what we might say.
373
00:14:39,011 --> 00:14:41,279
Yeah. Maybe ageism
374
00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:43,314
Has gotten the better
Of you, mrs. Goltra.
375
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:46,217
We're not leaving.
376
00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:56,460
Fine. Fine.
Just read your poem
377
00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:58,062
And don't break
Anything else.
378
00:14:58,064 --> 00:14:59,730
Oh, my god.
Ok. Shh.
379
00:15:07,773 --> 00:15:10,441
"If we could
Change the world."
380
00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:17,014
Racism.
381
00:15:17,016 --> 00:15:18,682
It's here.
382
00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:21,419
Racism. Stop racism.
383
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:24,122
Stop racism. Stop.
384
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,389
Racism.
385
00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:26,424
Stop!
What?
386
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,691
Well, you're
Standing on my foot.
387
00:15:27,693 --> 00:15:30,327
All right!
Shut up! Shut up!
388
00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:35,199
Never again
Should a cherokee man
389
00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:37,601
Board a commercial
Jet liner
390
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,938
And be afraid
That the cowboy pilot
391
00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:42,440
Will take him and the rest
Of the passengers out.
392
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:47,612
Racism.
393
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,614
We dream of a world
394
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,849
Where every photo
Is in color,
395
00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:53,818
And black and white
Photography
396
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,953
Is a hilarious joke,
397
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,022
Akin to someone
Saying,
398
00:15:58,024 --> 00:16:03,494
"Hey, your horse
And buggy is here."
399
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,496
Weigh station.
400
00:16:14,406 --> 00:16:15,639
In this world,
401
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:19,043
America will do the laundry
Of the chinese.
402
00:16:19,045 --> 00:16:22,913
All: and we will mix
The whites and colors.
403
00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:26,117
One load, one world!
404
00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:34,492
[piano playing]
405
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,460
♪ can't sleep at night ♪
406
00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:37,694
♪ can't sleep at night ♪
407
00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:40,498
♪ and you wonder why ♪
408
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:45,970
♪ maybe god is trying
To tell you something ♪
409
00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:47,705
♪ cry all night long ♪
410
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,506
♪ cry all night long ♪
411
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,142
♪ something's
Gone wrong ♪
412
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:52,310
♪ something has gone wrong ♪
413
00:16:52,312 --> 00:17:01,919
♪ maybe god is trying
To tell you something ♪
414
00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:03,954
Let the church say amen.
415
00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:04,955
All: amen.
416
00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:07,691
Dick: amen!
417
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:11,229
If I could have
Your sweet attention,
418
00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:13,063
Here at the piano.
419
00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:14,398
[playing]
420
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:18,168
Dr. Solomon,
What are you doing here?
421
00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:19,303
There's something
That needs
422
00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:21,405
To be said here,
Nina.
423
00:17:21,407 --> 00:17:24,041
[gospel flourish]
424
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,643
Sometimes a man,
425
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:28,212
He thinks
He knows everything.
426
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,882
But that man,
He knows nothing.
427
00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:36,554
He's so lost.
428
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,189
Never looks at life
429
00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:40,991
From any angle
But his own.
430
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,997
But then one day,
He sees the light.
431
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:48,966
He reads the books.
432
00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:53,371
Learns black culture
Like a pro.
433
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:55,840
Difference between
Malcolm x and mr. T?
434
00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:57,441
You just ask him.
435
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,578
But I pity the fool.
436
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:05,515
This fool, he thinks
He knows everything.
437
00:18:05,517 --> 00:18:08,452
But still,
Still, he knows nothing.
438
00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:09,786
You know why?
439
00:18:09,788 --> 00:18:12,756
♪ why? ♪
440
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:16,160
He picked
The white body.
441
00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:19,530
♪ fool chose
The white body ♪
442
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:24,035
He didn't know
He had a whole rainbow
443
00:18:24,037 --> 00:18:25,036
To pick from.
444
00:18:25,038 --> 00:18:26,570
Nobody told him.
445
00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:29,173
♪ nobody told him ♪
446
00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:32,276
But I, dick solomon,
I need you to tell me,
447
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:35,179
Tell me that I can
Be a good man.
448
00:18:35,181 --> 00:18:38,282
Tell me I can be good...
449
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:40,217
In spite of my color.
450
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:45,322
♪ dick solomon,
You can be good ♪
451
00:18:45,324 --> 00:18:48,091
♪ dick solomon,
You can be good ♪
452
00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:50,161
Nina campbell...
453
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:51,762
What do you want?!
454
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,631
Tell me
I can be good.
455
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:56,099
Tell me, nina!
456
00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:57,801
Tell me
I can be good.
457
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,470
I suppose.
458
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,071
Nina, tell me.
459
00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:03,040
Tell me
You're my friend.
460
00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:05,108
I'm your friend.
461
00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:09,279
Yeah, we're
All friends here.
462
00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:10,847
Tell me you love me.
463
00:19:10,849 --> 00:19:13,250
♪ dick solomon,
You can be good ♪
464
00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:14,251
Come on, tell me.
465
00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:16,620
♪ dick solomon,
You can be good ♪
466
00:19:16,622 --> 00:19:18,855
Tell me
I'm your savior!
467
00:19:24,097 --> 00:19:26,163
Good night,
Reverend.
468
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:29,132
Ok, that was just
A little too much.
469
00:19:29,134 --> 00:19:31,502
Nina! Nina!
470
00:19:34,573 --> 00:19:36,974
So how'd you guys do
On the poetry contest?
471
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,108
Eh, pretty good.
472
00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:39,476
It was a little
Touch-and-go there
473
00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:40,477
For a while.
474
00:19:40,479 --> 00:19:42,713
We had to wrestle
The trophy away
475
00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:45,216
From that little
Blonde "Winner."
476
00:19:46,452 --> 00:19:48,252
You know something?
477
00:19:48,254 --> 00:19:50,621
As long as we've been here,
We've believed that,
478
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:53,257
As aliens,
We were superior.
479
00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:57,328
But what I realized is...
Nobody's superior.
480
00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,630
We're all just different,
That's all.
481
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:00,631
Yeah, dick,
482
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,733
Like we're no better
Than humans?
483
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:03,867
Yeah!
484
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:04,868
Hey, you guys,
Look at this--
485
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,136
I'm human.
486
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:08,071
[lowers voice]
Can I get cheese on that?
487
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:19,283
♪ I was so blind ♪
488
00:20:19,285 --> 00:20:26,023
♪ I was so lost ♪
489
00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:29,693
♪ until you
Spoke to me ♪
490
00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:32,563
♪ oooh ♪
491
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,131
1, 2, 3, 4--
492
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:36,767
♪ can't sleep at night ♪
493
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:39,303
♪ and you wonder why ♪
494
00:20:39,305 --> 00:20:45,309
♪ maybe god is trying
To tell you something ♪
495
00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:48,145
♪ cry all night long ♪
496
00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:50,681
♪ something has gone wrong ♪
497
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:54,918
♪ maybe god is trying
To tell you something ♪
498
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,687
One more time!
499
00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:59,557
♪ can't sleep at night ♪
500
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,959
♪ and you wonder why ♪
501
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:05,362
♪ maybe god is trying
To tell you something ♪
35504
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