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Chocolate fudge cake,
Pecan swirl ice cream,
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Chocolate-covered pretzels,
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And chocolate eclairs.
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Oh, this is
The best dinner ever.
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I can make
A steak.
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What,
Out of chocolate?
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Mm! This ice cream's
Delicious.
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Actually,
It's "Sinfully
Delicious."
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I would gladly
Go to hell for
A pint of this.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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Wait a minute.
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So you're
Trying to tell me
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That eating
A pint of that
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And killing a guy
Are equally bad?
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No. Actually, there are
Different kinds of sin.
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Some are innocent
And others quite deadly.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, the 7 deadly sins.
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I learned about them
At school.
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Ah, yes.
7 deadly sins.
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Sleepy, happy,
Dopey, and murder.
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No. No, murder
Is not one of them,
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But I think pride is.
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Oh, pride.
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That's just one of the flaws
These humans have.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Please, dick.
You're as guilty
As any human.
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Give me one example.
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You the man.
No, you the man.
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No,
You the man.
No, you the man.
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No,
You the man.
No, you the man.
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Damn it, harry!
I'm the high
Commander.
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If I say
"You the man,"
You the man!
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You're this big
Anthropologist.
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You tell me.
What am I?
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Certifiable.
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Yes. That's
What I am.
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Certifiable.
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Certifiable
And damn proud of it.
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Well, it's nice
To be big.
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Dr. Howard...
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I am a masterpiece,
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A perfect human being,
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Not a strand of dna
Out of place.
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You'll probably want
My organs to put on display.
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Oh, my god!
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I'm gorgeous!
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I only asked
For one example.
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You know something...
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Pride shouldn't even be
One of the 7 deadly sins.
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There's nothing wrong with
Feeling good about yourself,
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Especially
If you look like me.
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You're not
That great, dick.
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Oh, come on!
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Telling me I'm not great?
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That should be one of the 7
Deadly sins right there.
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Who's with me?
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Shut up, dick.
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Everything is
Always about you.
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It's really
Pissing me off.
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You know, that's one of
The 7 deadly sins right there.
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Pissing me off?
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No. Anger.
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Oh, shut up.
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Come on, open up.
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Aaah!
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Pull yourself
Together, man!
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Thank you,
Lieutenant.
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Well, it started it.
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Didn't I
Tell you to become
The model student?
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I did.
I've aced every test.
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Then what's
She doing here?
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I don't know.
I'm brilliant,
Not clairvoyant.
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Is it too much to ask
That you just once
Make me a proud father?
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It's not my mission
To make you proud.
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It is if I say so.
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Is not!
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Say it's
Your mission.
No!
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Go on. Say
It's your mission.
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Say it, say it!
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It's my mission.
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You have something
On your tie.
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Aha.
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Very clever.
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Yes, I see
How that works.
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You have something
On your shoulder.
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Ha ha ha. I don't--
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Hello, brad.
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Sally.
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I've come
To check your phone.
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00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:05,510
Well, you got
To humor them.
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Ha ha ha!
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This redhead
Came in last week.
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I think she was
Driving a sunbird.
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She opened
That hood--
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[crunch]
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Hello.
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I'd like my car ready
In a half hour.
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I don't want
A 200% markup on parts,
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And I'd like it washed.
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Thank you.
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You hear that,
High commander?
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Sally...
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Oh...
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I'm sorry.
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Here you go, baby.
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Well, he hated that.
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When is sally
Gonna get back
With those diapers?
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Whoa, look.
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Something coming out
Of his nose again.
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Ughh. It's like
He's got wetness
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Coming out of every
Hole in his body.
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Dumb, wet baby.
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Hey. He likes it.
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Maybe not.
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Suddenly it's
Not quite so funny
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When I do it,
Now, is it?
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You know, as far
As I'm concerned,
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If anger
Is a deadly sin,
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It's a healthy
Deadly sin.
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It gets things
Out in the open.
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As long we keep everything
Out in the open,
We'll be fine.
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[thinking]
Why does she have
A bigger eclair than I do?
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[thinking]
He's wearing
A new sweater.
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Why does he get to
Spend all the money
On clothes?
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[thinking]
I wish my hair
Would get that long.
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[thinking]
Look how envious
They all are.
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I wish
I was like that.
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So, dick,
Aren't you
Going to ask me
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How my day went?
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Good work, harry.
Well done.
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Sally...
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Just because you haven't
Been invited somewhere
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Is no reason not to go.
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Your next assignment
Is to meet this mother
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And study
Her maternal power.
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I could seduce her
If you like.
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Uh, no, harry.
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Tommy, have you
Infiltrated
The glee club yet?
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Oh, yeah.
They're very happy.
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That's my report.
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Good work, tommy.
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W-wait.
What about me?
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Well, what about you?
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Well,
That's my point.
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I mean, you're
The high commander,
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And she's in charge
Of security.
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He's the information
Officer.
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What am I?
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Well, you're--
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You're harry.
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Oh, sure.
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I got
The fancy title,
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But what do I do?
What am I good at?
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Uhh...
Uh...
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You're a painter.
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Oh, yeah.
I like painting.
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Painting! Yes.
Great. Go, paint.
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Ok. Off
To my painting.
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Just yell
If you need me.
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Sure. Whatever.
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Oh, dick.
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They screwed it
Up again!
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Damn!
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Tommy.
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Do you
Ever doodle?
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Why? Was I in
The bathroom too long?
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I--I can't doodle.
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Well, dick,
You're kind of old.
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Old?
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Picasso doodled
On tablecloths
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Late
Into his sixties.
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That's disgusting.
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I know.
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I just can't draw.
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Oh! Doodling. Oh.
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It's inexplicable!
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I, who bestride
This world like an
Intellectual colossus,
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I, who make lesser men
Quiver in awe of
My cranial prowess,
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I, who--
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I've forgotten my point.
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Dick, I invented
A new color.
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I combined
Red and yellow.
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I call it
Redyellow.
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Can't wait
To show it
In art class.
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Great.
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Mix up
A whole vat of it.
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Go. Hop to it...
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You ironically gifted
Chowder head.
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Why did I say that?
What's wrong with me?
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Could it be--and
This is just a wild guess--
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That harry is way better
At something than you?
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Oh, give me some credit.
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I'm the high commander.
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I don't engage
In petty rivalry.
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Look, dick,
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You're actually
Younger than me, right?
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Right.
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But on this mission,
You got to be taller.
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Now, don't you think
That eats my lunch
Just a little bit?
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But you
Don't see me whining.
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So how can you be
So cool about it?
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'cause I'm older
Than you, little buddy.
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I now accept
The fact that I do not
Have artistic talent
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Like you, like harry.
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I know now that
I will never be able to be
A part of a class like this,
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00:09:14,921 --> 00:09:18,222
But dr. Albright
Has made me see
The joy that I can take
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In inspiring other people.
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No, I will never
Be an artist,
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But I can make
A great subject.
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Prepare
To meet your muse!
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Well, as long as
We're talking about
The 7 deadly sins,
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I have a confession
To make.
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I am guilty
Of the deadliest
Sin of them all--
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Fallin' down.
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00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:16,347
Lieutenant, I
Need your help.
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I need you
To find out
What's funny.
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Oh, I can't.
I gotta go build
A new shelf.
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I ran out of room
For my shoes.
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This is
More important.
It's about me.
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How am I supposed
To know what's funny?
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What's so important
About a sense
Of humor, anyway?
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Oh, come on, tommy.
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Having a sense of humor
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Is having the power
To transform
Someone's mood,
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To lift his spirit.
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You give it to someone
You love when she
Really needs it.
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00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:48,579
And I just found out today
That mary's been getting it
From another man.
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00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:52,316
Dick, I think this whole
Being funny thing
Is just innate.
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00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:53,551
Well, what do you think,
Lieutenant?
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00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:55,887
What do I think?
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00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:58,823
I think
Either you got it
Or you don't.
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Look what
You just did.
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00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:01,125
What?
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00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:05,496
Let's
Be friends.
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00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:06,497
Let's kiss.
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00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:07,998
I know.
Me, too, sweetie.
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Falling down
Is not a deadly sin.
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Ohh.
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00:11:18,577 --> 00:11:20,945
Well, that's good,
Because--whoop.
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00:11:27,754 --> 00:11:32,156
You know something?
There is nothing better
Than a chocolate brownie.
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00:11:32,158 --> 00:11:33,157
Nothing?
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00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:34,159
Nope. Nothing.
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00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:35,159
Nothing?
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00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:37,028
Nope. Nothing.
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00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,030
Nothing?
Nothing?
Nothing?
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00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,298
Oh.
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00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:42,399
Of course.
248
00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:53,978
No, wait.
That's not
What I meant.
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00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:55,346
What did you mean?
250
00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:57,882
Well, I meant lust.
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Wait. Lust
Is a deadly sin?
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00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:03,287
It is if
You do it right.
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00:12:03,289 --> 00:12:05,422
Not that I'd know.
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00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,059
Dr. Solomon,
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00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,094
Tommy's very bright.
No question.
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00:12:10,096 --> 00:12:12,663
Unfortunately,
Tommy's having a little
Trouble fitting in.
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00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:13,664
What do you mean,
Fitting in?
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00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:15,033
Excuse me.
259
00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:17,335
But there's something
About the thickness
Of your neck
260
00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:19,771
And the broadness
Of your shoulders
261
00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:22,607
That makes me think
You'd be an agile hunter
262
00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:25,076
And provide well
For our children.
263
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:28,880
Let me do the spoon
Once, please?
264
00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:30,281
Fine.
265
00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:31,815
Just this once.
266
00:12:46,799 --> 00:12:48,166
You're about
A quart low.
267
00:12:49,735 --> 00:12:51,269
Try it like this.
268
00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:58,843
♪ you'll hear me call you ♪
269
00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:03,014
♪ singing through
The sunshine ♪
270
00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:10,188
♪ sweet and clear
As can be ♪
271
00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:13,124
♪ here am I ♪
272
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:16,327
♪ come to me ♪
273
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:20,064
♪ here am I,
Come to me ♪
274
00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:23,901
♪ here am I,
Come to me ♪
275
00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:27,538
♪ bali hai ♪
276
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:28,639
Ahh.
277
00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:35,580
Ok, now, who would
Like to stand up
And try it like that?
278
00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,848
Tommy.
279
00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:44,989
Yams.
280
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,827
Oh, I got yams for ya.
281
00:13:57,236 --> 00:14:01,338
Don't you want
To put a little
Minimarshmallow on that?
282
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:23,454
Ohhhhhhh...
283
00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:25,590
Oh, dr. Albright,
284
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:29,360
That was the greatest
30 seconds of my life.
285
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:33,831
[ahem]
286
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:35,767
[ahem]
287
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:38,168
Ok.
288
00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:39,870
Next sin?
289
00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:42,206
Whoa. Hold on
There, fella.
290
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:45,109
You sure you don't
Want to go back to
That last sin some more?
291
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,677
Hey, don't
Get greedy, ok?
292
00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:48,879
Oh, th-that's another
Sin right there--greed.
293
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:50,381
Well, we're not greedy.
294
00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:53,784
In fact, we're the most
Giving, unselfish,
295
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,721
Thoughtful group
Of ragtag misfits
296
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,823
That this damn planet
Has ever seen.
297
00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,224
Guys, I love you.
298
00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:01,926
Love you back.
299
00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:07,632
Oh, hey, excuse me.
It's after 6:00.
300
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,566
You can give
My chipmunk
The pain shot now.
301
00:16:09,568 --> 00:16:11,602
Dr. Solomon,
I was going to.
302
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:13,804
Oh, good.
Uh, go ahead.
303
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,173
Just a few minutes.
304
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:16,874
Well, please,
It's after 6:00.
It's after 6:00.
305
00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:19,076
I don't see
Why he should
Have this pain.
306
00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:21,345
Sir, I will get
To it in a minute.
307
00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:23,180
It's time
For his shot!
308
00:16:23,182 --> 00:16:25,249
You understand?
Do something!
309
00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:28,085
He only had to
Hold out until 6:00,
And it's past 6:00.
310
00:16:28,087 --> 00:16:29,153
He's in pain.
311
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,554
My chipmunk is in pain.
312
00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:33,057
He needs a shot!
You understand me?
313
00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:34,492
You're gonna
Have to behave.
314
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:37,828
Give my chipmunk
The shot!
315
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,364
Where'd he go?
316
00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:41,666
[gasps]
317
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:42,934
Oh, no!
318
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,771
Hold on, baby!
319
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,773
No! Sally!
You can't!
320
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,641
Let me go!
I've got to save him!
321
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:52,209
Get ahold of yourself!
322
00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:56,113
That's a bottomless
Ball pit of death!
323
00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:58,783
I don't care!
That's my baby!
324
00:16:58,785 --> 00:16:59,784
Nooooo!
325
00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:01,719
Aaah!
326
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:05,523
Ohh...Ohhhh...
327
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:08,125
I've got him!
328
00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:09,727
Well, I went
To the pet store
329
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:10,994
To buy you
Some new fish,
330
00:17:10,996 --> 00:17:13,898
And I saw this
Cute little guy.
331
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:16,300
Oh, dick, I can't
Take care of a dog.
332
00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:19,670
If you
Can love a fish,
You can love a dog.
333
00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:21,238
Well, he is
Kind of cute.
334
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,575
Come here, boy.
335
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,377
Oh, look at him.
336
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,246
He loves you,
Mary.
337
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:29,680
He's so cute.
338
00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:34,551
Don't resist it.
339
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:36,254
Let yourself
Be loved.
340
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:37,421
He needs you.
341
00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:40,091
He needs you
He loves you!
342
00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:42,025
Mary, he really
Loves you.
343
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:46,864
I tell ya something--
344
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:50,368
Not only are we a caring,
Thoughtful, giving family,
345
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:53,004
We're a caring, thoughtful,
Giving family
346
00:17:53,006 --> 00:17:54,138
That can sing.
347
00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:56,040
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
348
00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:59,643
♪ when the moon
Hits-a your eye ♪
349
00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:01,879
♪ like a big-a pizza pie ♪
350
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:05,282
♪ that's amore ♪
351
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,219
What are you doing?
352
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,487
buona sera, signorina.
353
00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:13,423
[speaking italian]
354
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:17,928
♪ when-a the world
Seems to shine-a ♪
355
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,763
♪ like you had
Too much-a wine ♪
356
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:22,900
♪ that's amore ♪
357
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:27,071
♪ bells will ring,
Ting-a-ling-a-ling ♪
358
00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:28,339
♪ ling-a-ling-a-ling ♪
359
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:30,374
♪ and we'll sing vis... ♪
360
00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:33,311
♪ ...Ta bella ♪
361
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:39,083
♪ hearts will play,
Tippy-tippy-tay,
Tippy-tippy-tay ♪
362
00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:41,686
♪ like a gay ta... ♪
363
00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:44,021
♪ lontella ♪
364
00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:46,657
Lontibella!
365
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,125
♪♪♪
366
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:55,065
Man: what the hell's
Going on out there?!
367
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:57,701
Nothing, mr. Ratner!
368
00:18:57,703 --> 00:18:59,870
Oh, would you please
Get out of here
369
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:01,806
Before somebody
Calls the cops?
370
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:05,376
The cops, they cannot
Thwart my passion!
371
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:06,777
I will stand right here
372
00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:10,647
Till a pack of wild dogs
Chase me away!
373
00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:12,783
Dogs!
374
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:13,784
Run!
375
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:15,052
Aaah!
376
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:16,153
♪♪♪
377
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:26,998
So what's
For dessert?
378
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,866
Well, uh,
There's still steak.
379
00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:30,367
You didn't
Have enough to eat?
380
00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:31,535
I can never
Eat enough.
381
00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:32,903
The question
Was rhetorical, harry.
382
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,338
Bring on the steak!
383
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:39,443
But you guys
Might be committing
The most deadly of all sins--
384
00:19:39,445 --> 00:19:40,444
Gluttony.
385
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:41,578
Ah, perhaps,
386
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:45,016
But it is also the most
Diabolically delicious.
387
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:46,250
Put down the ribs
388
00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:48,185
And step away
From the platter.
389
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:51,655
No.
390
00:19:51,657 --> 00:19:52,656
Ok, then.
391
00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:53,757
But make no mistake--
392
00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:55,259
If you take one bite
Out of that,
393
00:19:55,261 --> 00:19:57,661
You're gonna
Hate yourself more
Than you already do.
394
00:19:57,663 --> 00:20:00,130
Are you prepared to face
Those consequences,
Soldier?!
395
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,159
My pants fit!
396
00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:03,694
I won the war!
397
00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:09,166
So you lost weight?
398
00:21:09,168 --> 00:21:12,269
Even better.
I bought bigger pants.
399
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:19,610
Oh, we shouldn't
Have had that steak.
400
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:23,647
Well, I think we covered
All the deadly sins.
401
00:21:23,649 --> 00:21:25,983
No. No, actually,
There's another one.
402
00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:29,587
Well, I'm too much
Of a sloth to think of it.
403
00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:31,956
Whoa, wait.
That's it.
404
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,490
What, sloth?
405
00:21:33,492 --> 00:21:35,659
No. Thinking.
406
00:21:38,096 --> 00:21:41,032
Captioned by the national
Captioning institute
--www.Ncicap.Org--
407
00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:45,302
Uh, "See key operator."
408
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,537
Well, that's me.
409
00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:48,372
I'm operating the keys.
410
00:21:48,374 --> 00:21:49,373
Me!
411
00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:50,975
Damn you!
412
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:53,410
I'm gonna press cancel.
413
00:21:53,412 --> 00:21:54,611
Is that what you want?
414
00:21:54,613 --> 00:21:56,680
'cause I'll do it.
I'll press it.
415
00:21:56,682 --> 00:21:58,815
Start. Start.
416
00:21:58,817 --> 00:21:59,749
Damn you!
417
00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:07,291
I'm gonna beat you with
Your own toner cartridge!
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