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( '50s rock music playing )
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Is it cable yet?
Hey, hey, is it cable?
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- you're wired.
- oh!
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This is the second
Most exciting thing
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I have ever held
In my hand.
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Harry, you ready to go?
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Dick, we've got cable,
72 channels,
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And, unlike primitive
Free television,
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- this one you
Get to pay for.
- oh! That's nice.
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- sally, are you finished
In the bathroom yet?
- yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You live in an attic?
You're poor?
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That's so cool.
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- thanks.
- hi!
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- who's that?
- this is cheryl.
She's a cheerleader.
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- a what?
- show them a cheer.
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- not in front of
All these people.
- come on, come on.
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Okay.
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Ready?! Okay!
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Go, "R"! Go, "A"!
Go, "M"! Go, "S"!
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R-a-m-s!
Let's go, rams!
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Whoo!
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All right.
So...
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She's proud
Of her spelling.
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I'll meet you
In the kitchen.
We can study in there.
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Tommy, what happened
To august?
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August-- well, august
Is bright and intelligent
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And funny, and I love
To be with her,
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But cheryl's easy.
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So you're jeopardizing
A meaningful relationship
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- for pure physical pleasure.
- exactly.
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- very well. Carry on.
- thank you, sir.
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Sally, here's your coat.
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And I want you to be
On your best behavior.
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This is a party in honor
Of leonard hanlin.
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Why? Nobody
Likes him.
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They hate him,
But they honor him.
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It's a human phenomenon
That I find fascinating.
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Behind his back
They deride him,
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But to his face
They kiss his ass.
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Well, that's just the kind
Of stunt you can see
Only on cable.
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Plus we got sports,
Music, movies.
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Oh, and look.
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"El mundo pacífico."
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( tv announcer speaking spanish )
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- ah, that's muy bueno.
- no.
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( speaking spanish throughout )
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- oh.
- english,
Spanish, french...
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- ( overlapping dialogue )
- I know, I know.
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Earth-- go figure.
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Dr. Hanlin,
It is an honor
To have you here.
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Well, thank you,
Dean sumner.
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And, you,
Be a pleasant toady
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And bring me another one
Of those, would you?
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Dr. Hanlin,
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We so admire
Your accomplishments.
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Well, I admire your
Courage, mrs. Sumner.
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An audubon print
Over the mantle
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Passing for art--
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That takes guts.
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Look who I found.
It's dr. Solomon.
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Well, an honest man
In a den of bootlickers,
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Not that I don't enjoy
Having my boots licked.
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It's just that I find
You all contemptible.
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So tell me, dick,
What do you think
Of my work?
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Mechanistic
And disturbingly fascist,
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But pretentious
High schoolers might find
It thought-provoking.
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I think it's
Groundbreaking.
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I don't need the opinion
Of a water boy with tenure.
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I'm talking
To my friend.
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I like you, solomon.
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Well, I don't
Like you.
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But I don't think
Anybody hates me more
Than your friend,
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- doctor, um...
- albright.
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Yes. Probably because
I turned her down.
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I need something
From the bar.
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Yes, that should solve
All your problems.
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Well, then let's
Get drinking.
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- excuse me.
- can I help you?
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Well, somebody
Said there was
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A giant flaming
Jackass over here.
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They put it out.
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I hate that man.
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I wish there
Was some way
He could be--
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- nicer?
- no, dead.
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Well, you're
Published again.
Congratulations.
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Nina, what are
You doing here?
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You're a secretary.
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You're dr. Solomon's
Sister.
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You're a lot
Better-looking
Than he is.
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Hey, I'm up here.
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Yes, all women would
Like to think that.
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How would you like
To have your eyeballs
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In the bottom
Of a martini glass?
'cause I can do it.
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Oh, oo-ooh!
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The amazon's going
To manhandle me.
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You're not worth
A broken nail.
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- ( groans )
- dr. Hanlin?
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Dr. Hanlin!
Somebody call 9-1-1.
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- I think he's dead.
- ( all gasping )
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Dr. Albright,
You got your wish!
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Okay, so the kinds
Of triangles are
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Isosceles,
Equilateral, scalene.
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And what's
The other one?
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Why do I have to know
This if I'm going
To be a teacher?
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You want a soda?
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'kay.
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There's juice, too,
If you'd rather have
That, or water.
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Hi.
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August, you're here.
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Yeah, we have
A science project,
Remember?
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- yeah, right.
- I think I want a soda.
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Oh-hh! Hello,
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Auggie.
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Cheryl.
There's something
Different about you.
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Is it your hair? No.
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Oh, you're
Holding a book.
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Tommy, could
You hurry up?
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I'm really thirsty.
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Cheryl's helping me
With my math homework.
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She is.
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You know, if you want
To hang out with cheryl,
That's okay.
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We haven't made any
Serious declarations
Of our feelings,
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So there isn't
The issue of ownership.
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But-- and,
Just like cheryl,
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This is a big "But"--
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You could at least
Be honest with me.
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No, august, wait.
August, hold on.
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I'm sorry.
August, I'm sorry.
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Hello!
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I thought you
Were bringing me
Something to drink.
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Oh, right.
Sorry. Sorry.
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- diet.
- sorry.
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Sorry, sorry.
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I can't believe this.
I've never seen
Anybody die before.
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I know,
It's amazing.
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One minute, he's active,
And the next, he's inert.
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First he's limber,
And then he's stiff.
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His eyes are twinkly,
Then they're milky.
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He's rosy, then sallow.
Oily, then dry.
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- gurgly, then silent.
- will you stop!
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Dick? Dick,
We have a problem.
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- what?
- I killed him.
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Oh, that's
Just great.
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Didn't I say
Best behavior?
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- I never meant to kill him.
- why can't you be
Like dr. Albright?
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She wanted him dead,
But did she act
On it? No...
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Because she's
A lady.
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- the police are here.
We've gotta get outta here.
- we will.
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- just walk out calmly.
- okay, here we go.
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- ( stammers )
Look casual.
- okay.
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No. No, no.
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I think we all know
Why dr. Hanlin died.
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He had a bad heart.
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He ignored
His doctor's advice.
He brought it on himself.
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- oh, thank god!
- yes!
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- let's eat!
- all right!
( laughs )
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- promise me something.
- albright: what?
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Promise me that you'll
Never do what dr. Hanlin
Did at the party.
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Feel up the caterer?
I won't.
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Promise me you'll
Never collapse
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And be hauled away
Under a sheet,
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Because the thought
Of you lying there,
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Purple, rigid
And distended,
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Just makes me
So sad.
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'kay.
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You know what we
Should do right now?
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Run out of here,
Grab a couple of horses,
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Right bareback through
The woods all night
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And make love
In a meadow at sunrise.
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I have a class
In five minutes,
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And that's just the first
Of my reservations.
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Forget class.
Let's live!
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Let's taste danger.
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Let's go for the gusto,
Consequences be damned.
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Let's drive fast
And eat cheese.
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Are you insane?
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I've simply awakened
To the sensual
Possibilities
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Of everything
Around me.
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( sniffs )
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You know, I think
She's fully inflated.
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What is it, nina?
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This letter
Just came for you.
It's from dr. Hanlin.
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"Dear dr. Solomon,
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If you are reading this,
It means that I am dead.
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As one honest man
To another,
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It is my dying wish
That you deliver
An honest eulogy
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Without any embellishment
Or flattering crap."
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An honest eulogy,
I can do that.
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No, you can't.
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An honest eulogy
For that man would
Be insulting.
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Well, I'll just have
To find something
To say about him
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That's both honest
And uplifting.
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Oh, how about
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"We love him more today
Than yesterday"?
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S-p... I-r... I-t!
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Go, spirit, let's hear it!
Go, spirit, let's hear it!
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s-p... I-r... I-t!
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- go, spirit! let's hear it!
go, spirit! Let's hear it!
- oh, gosh!
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Dick:
oh, that is--
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She's got the spirit.
Isn't she wonderful?
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00:10:52,619 --> 00:10:56,121
Yeah, the magic
Never ends.
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- mrs. Dubcek,
Did you hear this?
- yes, I heard it.
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I don't know what
Is going on up here,
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But I have plaster
Falling into my jacuzzi.
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I've never heard it
Called that before.
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- take it outside.
- later, tommy.
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00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:16,041
So, tommy, can't
Find fulfillment
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In a meaningless
Relationship
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With a superficial,
Simpleminded bimbo?
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I know. I'm just
As baffled as you are.
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Mrs. Dubcek,
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Have you ever been involved
In funeral arrangements?
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00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:33,491
Well, not for myself--
For my second husband.
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- lovely funeral, very nice.
- well, I--
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I've been working
On this eulogy.
What was his like?
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Well, it was
An outdoor service.
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And then this woman
Came along, asking
For directions
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Because she was lost
And she couldn't find
Her way home.
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And we were so touched,
220
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,244
That we just forgot
About carl's eulogy
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And just planted him.
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So I-- I just
Need to find
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Some babbling
Eccentric
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To create a diversion.
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What are you doing
On saturday?
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You're just lucky
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You're so
Damnedably handsome.
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Why does death have
To be so inconvenient?
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Mmm, to die,
To sleep.
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To sleep,
Perchance to dream.
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Ohh!
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There's the rub,
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For in that sleep
Of death
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What dreams may come...
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When we have shuffled off
This mortal coil
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Must give us pause.
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- what's that from?
- I don't know, some
Mel gibson movie.
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Mel gibson,
He's dreamy.
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All: mmm!
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If we measure
"X" in grams
241
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And "Y" in centimeters
Per second,
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Then "Z" is measured
In a unit of energy
We call ergs.
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00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:12,323
The complete conversion
Of one gram of mass
Into energy
244
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:16,995
Thus releases
One times three times
10 to the 10th power squared,
245
00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:19,563
Which brings me
To another point--
Your lives are fragile,
246
00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:21,632
And you're all
Going to die!
247
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,504
Your time is short,
248
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:28,506
And I barely know
Any of you.
249
00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:31,910
Close your books.
250
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:36,681
I want to sit
Among you.
251
00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:39,450
I want to share
Your thoughts,
Learn your fears,
252
00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:42,553
Expose your
Darkest secrets.
Who's first?
253
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,589
- bug, what about you?
- uh...
254
00:13:45,591 --> 00:13:49,260
- why are you called bug?
- I got hit by a volkswagen.
255
00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:53,798
- and, leon.
- what?
256
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,000
- where are you from?
- here.
257
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,169
You see?
This is fascinating.
258
00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,238
Uh, who's next?
Pitman.
259
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:04,042
Uh... What about
You, dr. Solomon?
Where are you from?
260
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:11,149
Okay.
261
00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:14,118
I'm sure that
You've all heard of
The radio telescope.
262
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,120
Well... Funny story.
263
00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:19,557
True story.
I'm not human.
264
00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:22,927
- ( class bell rings )
- well, that's all
The time we have.
265
00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:24,929
And by the way,
266
00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:28,066
I assume that some of you
Have taken a class
From dr. Hanlin.
267
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:31,069
Does anyone have
Any stories about him?
Oh, good.
268
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:33,604
- I need something nice.
- woman: oh, sorry.
269
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:40,211
I know that it was
His final request
270
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,313
That I be forthright
And honest,
271
00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:44,949
But the problem is,
I can't seem to find
Anything good
272
00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:48,052
To say about this man,
And I've been looking.
273
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:51,289
You know, dick,
274
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:54,359
Everyone has goodness
Within them.
275
00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:57,395
If you look beneath
The surface far enough,
276
00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,231
I think you're
Going to discover
277
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,566
A basic inner core
Of goodness
278
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:05,069
That, well, makes us all
Children of god.
279
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,837
Well...
280
00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:11,742
I guess I'll just have
To try to find that
In dr. Hanlin.
281
00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:14,879
Leonard hanlin?
282
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:26,524
Oh, well, good luck.
283
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:35,666
- listen, august,
About cheryl--
- no.
284
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:39,003
No, look, we used
To be involved.
That's over.
285
00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:41,005
I'm okay with that.
286
00:15:41,007 --> 00:15:43,441
Now let's not let it affect
Our academic relationship.
287
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:46,277
No, I made
A mistake with her.
288
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,913
See, I don't
Want cheryl.
I want you.
289
00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:51,082
Of course
You want me.
290
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,154
What can I do
To fix this?
291
00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:58,089
You could take me
Someplace nice.
292
00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:02,427
All right,
Um... Okay.
293
00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:05,096
There's this thing
I got to go to
Tomorrow afternoon
294
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:08,666
'cause my dad
Knew this guy.
295
00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:10,668
It's, um...
You have to dress up
296
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:14,172
'cause it's really,
Really nice.
297
00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:16,107
Sure.
298
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:22,046
So when they asked me
To come to earth,
I thought, "Why not?"
299
00:16:22,048 --> 00:16:25,683
I was in a rut, working
For the big giant head.
300
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:30,521
- you know him.
- dick: harry!
301
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,656
Uh, just a minute.
302
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,629
- who were you talking to?
- nobody.
303
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:43,067
Dr. Hanlin.
304
00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:48,139
- how did he get here?
- I gave him a ride.
305
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,844
This isn't
Dr. Hanlin anymore.
306
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,846
It's an empty vessel.
307
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:58,249
See, if he were alive,
Could I do this?
308
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:02,086
Could any man alive
Resist a fresh banana?
309
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,725
I rest my case.
310
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:10,061
But, dick, when
Our mission ends
311
00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:11,595
And we leave this planet,
312
00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:13,264
Will our bodies
End up like that?
313
00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:16,300
Of course.
It's happened
A million times.
314
00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:18,802
We study a planet.
We take on the life-forms.
315
00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:21,739
We finish the job.
We discard the life-forms.
The end.
316
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:23,741
Dick, I feel
Different here.
317
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:27,478
I mean, I like sally.
What will happen to her
When I'm gone?
318
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:30,214
What happens
To all her stuff?
319
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,183
All her shoes?
320
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,786
You won't care
321
00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:37,788
Because the thing
That's really you
322
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,790
Will be
In another galaxy,
323
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:43,294
And sally will be...
Just like dr. Hanlin.
324
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:46,264
Whoa, dick, he's
Going for the banana.
325
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,266
Oh, no!
326
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:51,269
( classical music playing )
327
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:52,937
I need to run
This eulogy by you.
328
00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:54,572
Just say whatever
You're going to say.
329
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:57,241
No, I think I've found
A positive angle.
330
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:59,710
"Office space
Is at a premium
On this campus,
331
00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:01,712
- so you'll be
Happy to hear--"
- stop!
332
00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:03,881
The man is dead.
333
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:05,550
We're ready to start.
334
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,588
See how nice it is?
335
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:16,260
This...
Is the thing for the guy
336
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,028
You invited me to?
337
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,799
Yeah.
338
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,234
What?
339
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:36,880
How...
340
00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:39,717
Can we honor
The memory
341
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:42,587
Of a man like
Leonard hanlin?
342
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:46,424
Well...
343
00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:55,366
He was governed
By the laws of physics,
344
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,836
As are all
Living things.
345
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,340
It is a scientific fact
346
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:05,610
That hearts
And clocks slow down
347
00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:07,978
As they approach
The speed of light,
348
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,148
The point
At which matter
349
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:12,583
Is converted
Into energy.
350
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,952
Dr. Hanlin's heart
Approached that speed
351
00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:16,887
On friday evening...
352
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,324
At 7:57,
353
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,360
According to
The coroner,
354
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:25,796
Converting his matter
Into energy,
355
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:28,699
Into pure white light.
356
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:32,637
Though he is
No longer with us,
357
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:36,574
He is all around us.
358
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:45,749
( whispers )
Thank you.
359
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:55,159
That was absolutely
Beautiful.
360
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:00,665
Matter to energy?
361
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:04,235
Could you have
Been more trite?
362
00:20:05,471 --> 00:20:07,738
Why didn't you
Just phone it in?
363
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:12,443
( '20s jazz music playing on radio )
364
00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:17,815
The fact that someday
We'll lose these bodies
365
00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:19,817
Makes me want more.
366
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:22,486
I want to share
Myself with someone.
367
00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:24,488
And I think
We all know who.
368
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:28,359
I want to savor
Every moment.
369
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:31,095
I want to see places
Outside of ohio.
370
00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:34,198
Hmm, I want one of
Those big cheeseburgers
371
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,133
With three buns.
372
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:40,204
I want one
Of those things,
373
00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:43,708
You see people with them.
You know, they're
Like this big.
374
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:46,477
- a baby?
- yeah.
375
00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:49,347
Aren't you kind of
Stuck with a baby
For your whole life?
376
00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:52,383
No, you only have a baby
For, like, two years.
377
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:58,356
Men.
378
00:20:58,358 --> 00:21:01,292
Dick, when are we going
To leave these bodies?
379
00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:04,995
When we've
Learned everything
There is to know
380
00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:06,764
About life.
381
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,302
Whoa. Good thing
We got cable.
382
00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:16,807
Man:
♪ life is just a bowl of cherries ♪
383
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:19,744
♪ so live and laugh at it all. ♪
384
00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:23,514
( '50s rock music playing )
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