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"The force-carrying
Particles exchanged
Between matter particles
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Are said to be
Virtual particles
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Because, unlike real
Particles, they cannot
Be directly detected
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By a particle detector."
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The people
On this planet
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Will swallow anything.
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Ooh, finally.
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My pictures of
"The today show" gang.
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Ooh, my favorite--
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Martha stewart.
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- is it autographed?
- no, but she signed it.
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She looks
Good enough to eat.
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- so, how was school today?
- the best ever.
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I had my very first
Make-out session.
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- good for you.
- it was with dina,
My lab partner.
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- dina, the one
With the...?
- oh, yeah.
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Tell us everything.
I want details.
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At first
I was conflicted.
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We come from very
Different backgrounds.
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I'm an alien,
And she's a presbyterian.
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I have a highly
Developed mind,
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And she's got that...
Big, pouty mouth.
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- I tell you, dick,
It was a tough decision.
- what tipped the scales?
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She let me.
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Really?
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- what happened next?
- well, I don't know
What came over me,
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But... They
Were so big
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And round
And beautiful,
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- I just had
To touch them.
- and then what?
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She screamed,
"Ow, my eyes!"
And that just...
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- basically
Killed the mood.
- damn.
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( '50s rock music playing )
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"It was the best of times.
It was the worst of times."
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I'm not reading
387 pages
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If he can't make up his mind
In the first sentence.
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Great. Wonderful.
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Thanks for nothing.
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What happened?
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My date for a wedding
Tomorrow night canceled
At the last minute.
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His brother came out
Of the coma.
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- a wedding?
- yeah, a big reception.
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- a ritual?
- very traditional--
Crying, dancing.
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And the female devours
The male immediately
After the ceremony?
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No. That's a process
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That takes
Years and years.
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- nina, are you married?
- no.
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Why not? What are
You doing wrong?
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You sound just
Like my mother.
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That must be very
Confusing for you.
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I wish I didn't rsvp.
I hate going to these
Things by myself.
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I'd love to go to
The wedding with you.
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Oh, I couldn't ask you to do
That at such short notice.
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- I don't mind.
- it's a two-hour drive.
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- I'll pay for the gas.
- you'd have to wear a suit.
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- I'm wearing a suit.
- a nice suit.
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I'll get one. You can
Pick it out, whatever
It takes. I'll do it!
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- you're going to make me
Say this, aren't you?
- what?
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It's not that I don't
Find you charming
In your own way.
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It's just that you
Tend to make
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A vivid impression
On people.
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Well, I am
The high commander.
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That's exactly what
I'm talking about.
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I promise you I'll be
On my best behavior.
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- you won't bring any
Of your family?
- just me.
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Fine.
You can come.
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( gasps )
Excellent!
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My first wedding!
I can't wait!
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Oh, and be sure
To wear something
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That shows the crack
In your breasts.
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I don't know what the school
Nurse is talking about.
I don't see any bug.
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I know.
She said I probably
Got it from dina,
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But I don't get how
Unless the bug swam in
With the saliva.
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- this is interesting.
My throat tickles.
- mine, too.
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You know, I tried using
A stick to scratch it,
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But that just brought up
A whole new set of problems.
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Okay, sally, this shirt,
This tie, these socks?
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- or this shirt,
This tie, these socks?
- stop. What's wrong with you?
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I'm sorry,
But mary's counting on me.
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I want to look my best
For the wedding.
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- what is it with you
And that blonde?
- nothing.
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This is strictly research.
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But to describe her
As blonde is inaccurate.
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Her hair is
More like honey
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With flaxen highlights
And just a whisper of gold
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Dancing playfully
About the halo
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That surrounds her.
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So she's not blonde.
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I'm sorry. I guess I just
Haven't seen her through
Your love goggles.
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I don't love her--
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This is a perfect
Opportunity to observe
A wedding firsthand.
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- there's a lot
We don't understand.
- like what?
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Well, it's really
A very fascinating ritual.
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The ceremony begins
With the bride
Being given away.
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Excuse me. Given away,
Like an object?
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As in "Free girl
With every large fries"?
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Wait. There's free
Girls? Can I go?
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Fries? Can I go?
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No... I'm afraid not.
Dr. Albright has
Already rsvp'd.
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You said you'd stop
Spelling in front of me.
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( sneezes )
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Wow!
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- what was that?
- I don't know,
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But I want
Another one.
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( sneezes )
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Oh!
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( sneezes )
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Ooh!
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Was it as good for you
As it was for me?
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- ( moans )
- good morning,
Dr. Solomon.
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( nasal voice )
Good morning.
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I seem to be having
A little trouble
Swallowing.
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Do you happen to know
If there's an alternate
Stomach access?
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- are you sick?
- yes, and the novelty
Is starting to wear off.
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You're sick and you're
Breathing my air.
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Which air is yours?
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- I'll get you some tea.
- what's this?
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This is brilliant!
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You're sick.
You should be
Home in bed.
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This is my first date
With dr. Albright.
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Dr. Solomon, I'm sure
She'll understand.
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Nina, please. This is
Very important to me.
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Promise me you won't let
Dr. Albright know...
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That... I'm sick.
( sneezes )
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She won't hear it
From me.
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- good morning.
- good morning,
Dr. Albright.
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I'm fine, thanks.
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Good. I'm looking
Forward to tonight.
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- aren't you?
- absolutely.
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It'll be fun.
Why don't you pick me up
Around 7:00-ish?
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7:00-ish on the dot.
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Better make it 6:30.
You might have
Trouble park...Ing.
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You might, but I'm
Very good at it.
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Oh, I'm late
For class.
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- see you tonight.
- can't wait.
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( yelling )
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( groans )
My head is throbbing.
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- me, too.
- mine's worse.
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And my back is aching.
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- me, too.
- mine's killing me.
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My breasts feel like
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Two hot steaming
Bowls of chili.
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She wins.
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This is all
Your fault.
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You brought a foreign
Germ into this house.
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Hey, I have as much
A right to be here
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As anybody else.
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See you later.
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I'm not wearing pants.
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I was wondering
Why the lint brush
Wasn't working.
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Dick, you are obviously
Too sick to go.
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Why don't you just stay
Home and drip fluids
With the rest of us?
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Nonsense. I feel
Perfectly fine.
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Dick, I think sally's right.
You should just stay home.
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No. Now, help me
Get my pants on.
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And don't worry about me.
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I've never been defeated
By a single-celled organism.
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They are stealthy,
But they are stupid.
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I am the high commander,
And I refuse to let
This beat me.
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Okay, fine.
If you insist
On being stubborn,
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At least take some
Of this cough syrup.
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- I don't need it.
- dick, you have to.
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The lady at the drugstore
Said if this doesn't work,
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We have to put
A vaporizer in your room.
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( gasps )
Oh, no.
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( yells )
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- tastes bad?
- no.
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I just didn't clear
The zipper.
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We are gathered
Together here
In the sight of god
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and in the face of this company
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to join together this man and this woman in holy matrimony,
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which is an honorable estate,
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instituted of god, signifying unto us...
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...And his church, which holy estate christ adorned and...
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Now, which of
Those guys is god?
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- be quiet.
- okay,
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But be sure to introduce
Me later because I want
Some answers.
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- shh! Shh!
- shh! Shh-hh!
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( sighs )
Now, how were those two
Able to find each other?
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It was fate.
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He's rich.
She wanted money
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So she could
Sit on her ass.
I give it a year.
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Oh...
( sobs )
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That is so beautiful.
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Look at them.
They belong together.
( sighs )
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Do you think they
Have any idea how ugly
Their children will be?
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- shh!
- oh, you shush.
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- shh!
- shh-hh!
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( laughs )
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( sighs )
Oh, this is so moving--
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The love,
The closeness.
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- hold me.
- oh, get off!
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- all: shh!
- I don't want
To play anymore!
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( inhales )
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Whoo!
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Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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I got another hole here.
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Whoo!
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I made chicken soup.
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00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:02,927
It's supposed to make
Us feel better.
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Ahh!
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Sally, you're amazing.
As sick as you are,
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- you keep taking
Care of us.
- yeah, I know.
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I don't understand.
All I want to do is
Curl up into a ball.
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Yet, somehow I'm compelled
To nurture you.
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God, what
A cruel disease.
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00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:27,085
Why did we choose bodies
That could decay so easily?
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I told you we should
Come here as ducks,
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But nobody listens to me.
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00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:34,425
How could dina
Do this to me
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After I was nice enough
To spread the word
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That she was
A good frencher?
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After all the battles
I've fought in
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And all the places
I've been, I--
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I just can't believe
I'm gonna die
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On a flea-infested
Little planet
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In the boondocks
Of the galaxy...
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In this outfit.
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Now I'll never
Fall in love,
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Never get used,
Cheated on,
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Tossed aside
Like an old shoe.
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I'm glad I'm dying.
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00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:11,329
You know,
I never told you this,
But I always thought
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You'd make a totally
Kick-ass high commander.
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Thanks.
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00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:18,603
I've always admired
Your eloquence.
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What about me?
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No one can take a blow
To the head like you, harry.
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You don't know
What that means to me.
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I love you guys.
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I really wish
You hadn't wrestled
The maid of honor for that.
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I see.
Men and women are
Completely equal
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- until something pretty
Is being given away.
- keep your voice down.
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What was with
That little girl
Throwing away flowers?
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What the hell
Was her problem?
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- it's time to leave.
- oh, wait.
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I haven't given you
Your gift yet.
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It's a toaster.
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00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,981
- where did you get this?
- in the room full of prizes.
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00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:05,250
( glass clinking )
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00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:07,919
I'd like to propose a toast
To the bride and groom.
241
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All:
Hear, hear.
242
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To a lifetime
Of happiness together.
243
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,558
We give it a year!
244
00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:19,831
Mary?
Mary, who is
245
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:22,200
This interesting
Character you're with?
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00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:24,502
Dr. Richard solomon
From the university.
247
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,838
Well, I didn't think
That you could top
248
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,907
The personal
Trainer/playwright,
249
00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:30,909
But you always
Come through.
250
00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:32,911
I'll have you know
251
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:35,413
Dr. Solomon is
A highly respected
Scholar and educator.
252
00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:37,415
He may be
A bit eccentric,
253
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,650
But he is a wonderfully
Exciting man.
254
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:42,954
I'm sure I'm having
A much better time
Than you are.
255
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:50,028
I'm proposing a toast.
256
00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:52,630
I think I speak for
Everyone when I say
257
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:56,301
That the most beautiful,
Radiant woman in the room
258
00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:58,870
Is not the bride
But mary albright!
259
00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:01,906
Yes, yes, yes!
260
00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:03,875
Hi.
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00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:09,214
I have a special dish
And a special helper today--
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00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:11,216
Harry solomon.
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00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:14,585
Harry is an alien.
I love aliens.
264
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:18,122
Mmm, and I love your
Traditional oyster stuffing,
265
00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:20,158
- in theory.
- thank you.
266
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,727
Now, you're not
Feeling very well,
Are you, harry?
267
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:26,164
Oh, martha, I feel
Like I'm going to die.
268
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:29,200
Well, you need
A reason to live,
269
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:32,370
And I think I have one--
Fall crisp
270
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:35,173
Granny smith
Apple cobbler.
271
00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:38,843
Mmm!
A lattice crust.
272
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:43,547
Now, open wide.
273
00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:51,155
Mmm!
274
00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:53,557
See? You're
Not going to die,
275
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,693
And that's
A good thing.
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00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:58,997
Harry.
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00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:01,165
Mm-mmm!
278
00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:03,134
Mmm! Mmm!
279
00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:08,239
( knocking )
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00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,174
Come in.
281
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:16,981
Martha stewart says
I'm not gonna die.
282
00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:20,285
- is tommy home?
- what? Oh, hey, dina.
283
00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:22,353
- hey, tommy.
- what are you doing here?
284
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:26,324
- I came by to see
How you're feeling.
- I'm feeling better, thanks.
285
00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:29,460
- I'm sorry
I gave you the flu.
- don't worry about it,
286
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,595
'cause anytime you want
To give me anything,
287
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,531
Just let me know,
288
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:36,200
'cause if I had to
Do it all over again,
289
00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:38,202
I'd do it
All over again.
290
00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:41,705
So is there a chance
We could do it
All over again?
291
00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:43,707
We could go
To my house.
292
00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:47,145
- great! Yeah, yeah.
- who's that?
293
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:50,448
This is dina.
She's the one
That got us sick.
294
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,051
- destroy the incubator!
- ( dina shrieks )
295
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,324
Thank you so much.
296
00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:09,400
- are you all right?
- I'm fine. I could
Stay here all night.
297
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:11,970
- not with me.
I'm leaving.
- very well.
298
00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:14,705
- ( rumba music playing )
- wait.
299
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:17,741
Listen. It's 4/4 time
With a half-beat
Hesitation.
300
00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:19,777
- we have to dance.
- no, we don't.
301
00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:23,281
yo quiero bailar contigo.
302
00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:25,249
( speaking spanish )
303
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:32,357
What?
304
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:35,726
Allow me to translate using
The universal language...
305
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,661
Of dance!
306
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:57,382
( glass shatters )
307
00:17:02,088 --> 00:17:04,655
Ya! Ya! Ya!
308
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:07,225
Hai-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya!
309
00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:10,261
Oh, god, we're good!
310
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,933
( guests cheering )
311
00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:19,703
Oh, my-- oh, my god,
You're burning up.
312
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,805
That's right.
I'm burning up
For you, baby.
313
00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:25,776
- I'm taking you home
And putting you to bed.
- all right!
314
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:28,112
We're having sex
Tonight!
315
00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:30,048
Ahh!
316
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:36,087
( gasps )
Oh, what a lovely
Place you have.
317
00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:39,323
Lie down.
318
00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:42,093
Oh, not there.
319
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:44,328
Why didn't you tell me
You were sick?
320
00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:46,330
- dr. Albright?
- what?
321
00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:49,167
I'm sick.
322
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:52,270
Do you know how dangerous
What you did was?
323
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:54,539
I know, because I
Think I'm dying.
324
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:57,007
- oh, shush.
- no, no, let me talk.
325
00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:59,277
I have to tell
You something.
326
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:02,547
I don't know how much
Time I have left,
So listen closely.
327
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:05,783
If you wake up
In the morning
328
00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:09,287
And find a quivering purple
Mass wearing my watch,
329
00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:12,823
Don't touch it.
330
00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:16,961
I won't.
331
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:23,568
Did you drink
This entire bottle?
332
00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:26,704
- I have to tell you this.
- no, you have to lie down.
333
00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:29,640
I come from
A different world.
334
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:32,676
And this is news?
335
00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:36,180
You don't understand.
I'm an alien
From another planet.
336
00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:38,149
I'm telling you
This because...
337
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:41,852
I love you.
338
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,893
Whatever you say.
339
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,766
So much trouble,
340
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:58,102
But you are sweet.
341
00:18:58,104 --> 00:19:00,070
I know.
342
00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:08,346
Good morning, nina.
You'll be glad to know
I'm feeling much better.
343
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:12,283
I am so happy for you.
I'm going home.
344
00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:14,752
- why?
- because I'm sick,
That's why.
345
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,920
Really?
What a coincidence.
346
00:19:16,922 --> 00:19:19,089
You're getting sick
Just as I'm getting better.
347
00:19:21,427 --> 00:19:23,427
( coughs )
348
00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:26,730
Have a nice day.
349
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:33,103
Dr. Solomon, I see
You're feeling better.
350
00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:36,040
- yes, much.
- thank you for coming
To the wedding with me.
351
00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:38,742
I know you were sick.
It meant a lot to me.
352
00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:41,745
It was my pleasure.
353
00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:45,082
You seem to have
More teeth than usual.
354
00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:47,552
You don't remember anything
You said to me, do you?
355
00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:49,520
Did I say anything
I shouldn't have?
356
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,889
Actually, you said
A lot of things.
357
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:54,124
Could you be
A little more specific?
358
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:57,695
Let's just say you
Were very revealing.
359
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,697
I was delirious.
360
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:02,266
I was rambling.
361
00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:04,402
What did I say?
362
00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,337
You said...
363
00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:10,174
"I love you."
364
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:14,612
Isn't that silly?
365
00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:21,852
( both laughing )
366
00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:36,667
That was a close one.
I wasn't sure we were
Gonna make it.
367
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:38,669
When I thought
I was going to die,
368
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:41,905
I told dr. Albright
That I loved her.
Why did I do that?
369
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,907
When you face death,
370
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:46,611
You reassess
Your priorities.
371
00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:50,514
I've decided not to get
Those breast implants.
372
00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:52,583
You have to admire
These humans.
373
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,585
Their lives
Are so fragile.
374
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:58,322
Yet, they're so willing
To commit their hearts
To one another for a lifetime.
375
00:20:58,324 --> 00:21:01,726
Or an afternoon
With some petri dish
In a miniskirt.
376
00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:04,495
Hey, at least I'm
Gettin' some here,
All right?
377
00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:08,733
Well said.
378
00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:11,569
♪ you don't have to say you love me ♪
379
00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:14,872
♪ just be close at hand ♪
380
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:18,108
♪ you don't have to stay forever ♪
381
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,678
♪ I will understand. ♪
382
00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:24,582
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