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What you find...
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Will!
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...feel, now
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What you know
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To be real...
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Will! Will!
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Oo-ooh
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Your love's for real now
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You know that your love
is my love...
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I have a problem.
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Sweetie, I was right in the middle
of busting a move.
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Could you come with me
for a second?
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But l--
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Try busting a move in here, sweetie.
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Come on.
Shake it, Puff Daddy
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- Okay, Grace, take it easy.
- I can't handle this anymore.
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Look at the size of this place.
My hair doesn't even fit in here.
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Open that cabinet.
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I'd rather go for
what's behind the curtain.
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I'm afraid that's gonna be a zonk.
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Can't you smile
a little bit with a--
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Okay, point taken.
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I promise after work,
we'll come up with a good solution.
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- Okay?
- Thank you.
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What are the double-D batteries for?
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Oh, it's for my Waterpik.
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You don't have a Waterpik.
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Let's just say I do.
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Jack: No, it's fine. He knows me.
I don't need an appointment.
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He's happy to see me.
No, don't buzz him.
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Thanks, you're my new best friend.
Call me every 10 minutes.
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What a bee-atch!
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Jack, she's just doing her job.
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I think that's the first time I've
used the words "Jack" and "job"
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the same sentence without
"needs to get a" in-between.
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Speaking of which,
how goes the employment search?
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Take me to lunch.
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Have you even decided
what it is you want to do?
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Still not sure, but I do know that
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I want the font
on my resum� to be
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Helvetica.
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I wonder how "chorus girl"
will look in Helvetica.
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Come back Thursday.
We'll do your resum� together.
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Come on.
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- Take me to lunch.
- I can't.
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I've gotta finish
marking up this contract,
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and then I want to get
Grace some cool shelves,
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or something for her bathroom.
She hates it.
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Of course, she hates it.
It's too small for her.
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It's too small for Malibu Barbie.
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Why don't you just
share your bathroom?
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My God, I think that's the first
time you've used the words
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"Will" and "share"
in the same sentence
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without "doesn't know how to"
in-between.
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What are you talking about?
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You've had one common problem
in all your relationships-- you.
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- I'm good at relationships.
- Are ya? Hm-mm.
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Let's take a look at a little clip
from when it was still
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the Michael and Will Show.
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Before it was cancelled.
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"Will, can I change
your throw pillows?"
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"No."
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"Will, can I put my sweaters
on your shelf?. "
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"No."
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"Will, can anyone live with
a control freak nightmare like you?"
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I'm gonna say, no.
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Are you ready for
a bag full of happiness?
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And I am not talking
about your stoner days.
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Okay.
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I got this stuff
at Bed, Bath & Beyond,
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and the crazy thing is
it wasn't in bed or bath,
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I found it all in beyond.
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Look, shelves.
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This is your solution
to my space problem?
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You want to bring
the walls in closer?
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- Okay, bad idea.
- Uh-huh.
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I can return.
I can return to the beyond.
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- You want to hear my idea?
- Sure.
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- It's very exciting.
- Tell me.
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- It's very different.
- What is it?
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- It's very big.
- It's very annoying.
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- All right, sit down.
- Miss Grace, you play so rough.
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I want to knock down
the dividing wall
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between the two bathrooms, and make
one, big, beautiful bathroom.
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Oh?
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Look at this.
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This month, East Coast Living,
Metropolitan Home,
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both showing the one big bathroom.
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It's elegant,
it's function with style, it's--
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hold on a second, I'm getting
overwhelmed by my own good taste.
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Whoa!
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Better, decorating rush.
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What do you think?
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No.
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No? No to elegant,
no to style, no to me, what?
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- I'm sorry. I just--
- It's too much for you.
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I knew it. I wasn't thinking.
I was blinded by the faucets.
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- Grace, l--
- No. No, no, no...
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It wasn't a good idea.
I should have known.
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Michael couldn't even
get you to change shampoo.
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Let's do it.
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Will, I wasn't saying that
to guilt you into something.
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You're not.
Saying no is a knee-jerk reaction,
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and I have got to stop doing that.
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- Really?
- No. See? I can't help myself.
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Yes, yes, yes.
And besides, it's you,
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and this is a really cool idea.
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You don't even know, mister!
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Silver nickel under counter sinks,
handmade faucets,
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multiple showerheads.
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There's even room
for a chaise lounge.
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I'm thinking washable suede.
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Now you see, if you had led
with the washable suede,
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I wouldn't have thought twice.
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- So I can start?
- Do it, baby!
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- This is very exciting!
- Okay, Grace.
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Slow down now. It's wrong to love
a faucet this much.
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You're right.
I don't want to fall too hard.
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They tend to run
a little hot and cold.
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Go back to the singing.
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Oh, honey,
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your skirt's hiking up.
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- Hey, Kare?
- Yeah, honey?
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Just FYl, the first three letters
in assistant spell "ass,"
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so please get off yours.
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But I was just trying to tell you
your control tops were showing.
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Leave the skirt.
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- Karen?
- Yeah?
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- Why do you want to work for me?
- Honey, because I adore you,
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and because I always worked
before I married money.
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I joke.
Of course, I mean Stan.
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I joke!
Of course, I mean money!
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Karen, I have a great
deal of affection for you,
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but you need to be
a better assistant.
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Put the catalogue down.
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You have everything in it.
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Come with me. I'm gonna
show you what I'm working on.
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Okay? Look at this.
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This is a rough draft of what
I'd like the bathroom to look like.
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When I'm finished with this drawing,
I'm gonna need it copied,
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and sent to a few people.
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You mean like
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- the contractor?
- Yes, yes, yes,
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That is exactly right!
Oh my God,
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I feel like The Miracle Worker.
Good, Karen, good!
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All right, honey.
Reel it in. I get it.
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Talk to me about
this little doodle here.
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This doodle is called a blueprint.
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Whatever it is, honey, I love it.
Who's it for?
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- Me and Will.
- You and W--
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Woman, are you insane?
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You can't share a bathroom
with the person you're living with.
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Honey, do you know
where Stan's bathroom is?
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God, I don't even know
where Stan's bathroom is.
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I'm not worried about it.
Our relationship is special.
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Grace, I may never have had
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a special relationship with a man,
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but I have been married twice.
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And I can tell you,
this is a mistake.
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Will and I want to do this.
This is a big step for him.
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He's really open to it,
and I'm proud of him.
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And I'm proud of you
for trying to be interested.
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Well, thank you.
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Hey, you know what?
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Tomorrow,
I'm gonna be in before 11 :00.
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Baby steps.
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All right, 11 :30.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Do you have floss in your bathroom?
I'm out.
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Sure.
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Grace, don't be shy.
If you need floss--
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- Hi, Will.
- Hey.
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Huh? Huh?
Uh-huh.
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Oh my God.
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Oh.
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Whole lotta tweezin' goin' on.
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What, are you clear cutting?
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Yes, I tweeze. Get used to it.
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You're gonna see me tweeze my
eyebrows and I'm gonna see
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you tweeze the little hairs
on the outside of your ear.
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I don't have hairs
on the outside of my-- ow!
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What the hell?!
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I don't even know what
to say to that!
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Hey, hey, hey.
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- Don't you need the sink?
- I can wait.
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No, don't wait. Let's just do
what we normally do.
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- Deal.
- Okay.
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What you find
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What you feel, woo
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What you know
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To be real...
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- What's the problem?
- Problem?
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We're just like 50 men
and a mirrored ball away
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from being a gay disco.
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Oh, uh,
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Grace?
Sweetie, what's that?
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That?
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It's a hat.
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I didn't have time to dry my hair.
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So...
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What are you saying, honey?
It's gonna stay on all day?
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- Uh-huh.
- You know what? I say we close.
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You're obviously
in no condition to work.
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Stop.
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Karen, how about some coffee?
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Oh, no. I had some
on the way in. Thanks.
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Oh, you want some?
Oh, devil.
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I need an assistant.
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All right, where is it?
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Never mind.
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Oh my God.
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I'm The Cat ln The Hat.
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This bathroom is driving me crazy.
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No, actually,
Will is driving me crazy.
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The bathroom is fine and I've got
a doodle that proves it.
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No, honey.
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It's a blueprint. Yeah.
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You get a gold star.
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You know what?
Will's gonna get through this.
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I've gotta relax and ride it out.
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It's like the storm before the calm.
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You had to know
this was gonna happen.
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Men hate change.
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Usually, you can't lump
Will in with other men.
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- He's--
- Oh, honey, come on.
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Gay, straight, bi, Thai,
they don't like change.
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What is that,
an Upper East Side haiku?
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Grace, this is for his own good.
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You are not a guest in that place,
you're a roommate.
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So start takin' up some room.
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You hardly put a foot in the door.
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It's time to take off those pumps,
put on those espadrilles
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you're so fond of--
which, by the way,
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aren't coming back ever--
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kick down that door,
and let him get used to the fact
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that you live there!
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God, that was exhausting.
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I am assisting my ass off.
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- Last job?
- Physical therapist.
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You ran the man-tan booth at Le Spa.
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It involved a lot of lifting.
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Did I mention that Grace
put all of our cereals
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into one big container?
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Women, can't live with 'em.
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End of sentence.
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That's just wrong. Right?
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She should be caned.
Back to Jack, right here.
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I was a Broadway usher for two
grueling performances of "Les Mis."
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What are you saying, it's me?
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'Cause I'm-- there should
be certain boundaries.
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At least with breakfast grains.
252
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Are we talking about
my resum� or your problems?
253
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I don't have any problems.
254
00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:13,500
Ellen, honey, could you
bring in Will's denial file?
255
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I think we have
a little something to add.
256
00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:20,200
I am not in denial.
Come on, I don't have all day.
257
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,100
I'm meeting Harlin
for drinks at my place,
258
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and I've got a lot to get done.
Next job.
259
00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:27,200
Let's see. What have I done?
What do I want to do?
260
00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:30,600
What is the essence of Jack?
261
00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:33,200
How does one put that into words?
262
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Cater waiter,
cologne spritzer, Gap.
263
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Delete, delete, delete.
264
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,900
Oh, this is so difficult.
265
00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:43,100
Ellen, honey, could you
bring in a couple of diet colas
266
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,900
and some of those blue pills?
267
00:13:44,900 --> 00:13:47,000
Jack, get away from my stuff,
268
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,100
and out of my space.
269
00:13:48,900 --> 00:13:51,100
You know what? Hold that thought
until I get Grace on the phone,
270
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,700
because I think you
meant to bark that at her.
271
00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:55,700
No, Jack,
that was meant for you.
272
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,700
Grace and I are fine.
273
00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:59,600
Yeah. Okay.
274
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:01,800
You and Grace are falling
into the same patterns
275
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as all your relationships.
276
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,000
You're a little time bomb
ready to go off.
277
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:08,100
This is not about that! This is
about being late to meet Harlin,
278
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because you're wasting my time.
279
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:12,300
It is about being galled at your
level of presumptuousness,
280
00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:15,500
and finally,
ladies and ladies of the jury,
281
00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:18,000
this is about my total frustration
282
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:20,500
over helping someone get a job
whose main requirement
283
00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:23,400
is cute guys in the mailroom!
284
00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:27,200
And so ends a scene from
Mr. Bitch Goes To Washington.
285
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:36,100
- Hi.
- Hey.
286
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,800
Sweetie, Harlin's gonna
be here any minute,
287
00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,800
so you should probably get dressed.
288
00:14:39,700 --> 00:14:42,200
I am dressed.
289
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,600
You're gonna wear that?
290
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,000
How about,
"Grace, you look like crap"?
291
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,900
- That's much more concise.
- No, you look fine.
292
00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:50,700
I just thought you'd want
to meet my biggest client
293
00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:53,000
in something more than underwear.
294
00:14:52,900 --> 00:14:55,400
This is a good dress, Grandpa,
295
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,600
but I'll change if it means
that much to you.
296
00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:59,700
No. I mean, yes.
No, I do mean no.
297
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:02,800
Don't change.
You look-- you look beautiful.
298
00:15:02,700 --> 00:15:05,600
Okay.
299
00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,500
- What's this?
- What's what?
300
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:10,500
Well, I said get cheese.
There's no cheese here.
301
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,500
You see that stuff right there,
302
00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:14,900
that looks, and smells,
and tastes like cheese?
303
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:17,000
- That's cheese.
- Well, yeah,
304
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,000
but you can't just
put out a few slices.
305
00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:21,800
- You gotta have a whole wedge.
- Really, Will?
306
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:24,400
'Cause I just read "Cheese
For Dummies" cover to cover,
307
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:28,200
and they never mentioned the wedge.
308
00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:30,700
You know what?
I'm sorry.
309
00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:33,000
I'm a little anxious
about Harlin coming here.
310
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:35,600
- It's--
- Forgiven.
311
00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:38,800
Okay.
312
00:15:38,700 --> 00:15:41,400
- What's this?
- What now?
313
00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:43,300
The pillows?
314
00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:47,300
I'm not really vibing on the whole
Benihana Home Collection thing.
315
00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:51,000
- That is gorgeous Chinese silk.
- Well, what's over here?
316
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:54,900
We got a new lamp
and little baby goat heads.
317
00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:57,100
What-- what-- what--
when did you decide to redecorate?
318
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,800
Will, I live here. And if you're
having a problem with the bathroom,
319
00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:01,500
you should just say it now.
320
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,400
Let me say this then, from now on,
321
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:07,400
all pillows and food need
to be cleared through me!
322
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:12,300
Whoa!
323
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,100
Okay, I don't want
to do this right now.
324
00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:19,400
- No, we're talking about this.
- Well, talk to the goat,
325
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:21,200
- because I'm not doing this.
- Will!
326
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,200
- Don't shut me off.
- Click.
327
00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:27,100
- Damn it, Will! I'm not Michael.
- ( knocking on door )
328
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,500
Evenin'.
329
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:38,300
Harlin, right on time.
Come on in.
330
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:41,800
Beautiful place.
Oh, you must be Grace.
331
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,700
These are for you.
332
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,500
That's very sweet, Harlin.
Thank you.
333
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,700
Please.
334
00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:50,000
- Will, where do these go?
- Anywhere you want.
335
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:53,800
Yeah, right.
336
00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:58,000
Thanks.
337
00:16:57,900 --> 00:17:01,900
I gotta tell you, it's awful nice
of you folks to ask me up.
338
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:06,000
When I'm up here on business,
I'm always in hotels.
339
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:16,400
Yeah, I've stayed at The Hyatt.
340
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,700
I've stayed at The Plaza.
341
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:22,200
I used to stay at this place
in Midtown
342
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:25,900
till I saw that thing on Dateline.
343
00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:28,900
Maria Shriver showed up
with one of those blue lights.
344
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:38,000
Iet's just say
they were very unsanitary.
345
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:45,100
It was very nice meeting you.
Excuse me.
346
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:53,500
Will, are you sure you're gay?
347
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:58,400
'Cause this felt exactly like
a night between me and the missus.
348
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,600
- Hi.
- Excuse me, I'm in here.
349
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:12,400
- We need to talk.
- I'm taking a bath.
350
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,400
Fine, then I'll leave.
Can I have a towel?
351
00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:17,600
No.
352
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:19,800
Gracie, I don't--
353
00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:22,000
I don't know if this gonna work out.
354
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,200
Fine. Are you done?
355
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:28,000
I feel bad about this,
but I think--
356
00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:32,300
maybe we need
to rethink this living situation.
357
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,000
- Bailing.
- I'm not bailing.
358
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,100
I just--
359
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,000
I have some issues
I need to work through,
360
00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:41,800
and obviously, I need
to work through them alone.
361
00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:44,000
Bailing faster. Why don't you just
jump out of the boat completely?
362
00:18:43,900 --> 00:18:45,900
I'm rigid, I'm passive-aggressive,
363
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:47,800
- I'm controlling.
- News flash!
364
00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:49,500
Will's controlling.
365
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,900
Yeah, got that freshman year
of college
366
00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:55,400
when you told me
what electives to take.
367
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:59,400
Funny, 13 years later
and I'm still here.
368
00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:01,800
So if you think I'm gonna let you
bail out now over a bathroom--
369
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:05,800
It's not the bathroom.
It's me.
370
00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:09,700
You're my best friend.
If I can't make this work with you,
371
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:12,700
then what chance do I have
of ever having another--
372
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:15,800
ever having another relationship?
373
00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:18,900
You are putting
way too much pressure on this.
374
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:21,900
How did we get from me having
a place to plug in my hot rollers
375
00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:24,500
to the demise
of all your future relationships?
376
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:26,200
When did you become
such a drama queen?
377
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:29,200
I had problems with Michael,
and clearly,
378
00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:33,100
I'm repeating that pattern--
Did you just call me a queen?
379
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:38,200
If the tiara fits.
380
00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:39,900
I love you.
381
00:19:39,900 --> 00:19:42,300
I hate this bathroom,
but I love you.
382
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:46,200
Oh, honey. This whole
bathroom thing is so over.
383
00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:50,500
- That wall is goin' back up.
- Yeah.
384
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,200
Loofa.
385
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:56,200
Or-- now,
I'm no Grace Adler Designs,
386
00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:59,900
but what if we just
moved the wall four feet,
387
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:02,800
and then we'd have equal bathroom?
388
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:05,600
Look at you.
389
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,700
Mr. Compromising,
390
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,300
Mr. Not-So-Controlling.
391
00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:12,200
Don't do that! Grace!
392
00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:16,100
Oh my God!
You're naked!
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