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* IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS *
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* AND WE'RE ZANY
TO THE MAX *
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* SO JUST SIT BACK
AND RELAX *
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* YOU'LL LAUGH
TILL YOU COLLAPSE *
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *
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* COME JOIN
THE WARNER BROTHERS *
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* AND THE WARNER
SISTER DOT *
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* JUST FOR FUN
WE RUN AROUND *
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* THE WARNER MOVIE LOT
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* THEY LOCK US
IN THE TOWER *
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* WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT
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* BUT WE BREAK LOOSE
AND THEN VAMOOSE *
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* AND NOW YOU KNOW
THE PLOT *
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *
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* DOT IS CUTE
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* AND YAKKO YAKS
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* WAKKO PACKS AWAY
THE SNACKS *
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* WHILE BILL CLINTON
PLAYS THE SAX *
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *
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* MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN
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* WHO WANT TO RULE
THE UNIVERSE *
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* GOODFEATHERS
FLOCK TOGETHER *
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* SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM
WITH HER PURSE *
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* BUTTONS CHASES MINDY
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* WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE
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* THE WRITERS FLIPPED,
WE HAVE NO SCRIPT *
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* WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE?
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* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *
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* WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY
CONTRACTS *
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* WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX *
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* THERE'S BALONEY
IN OUR SLACKS *
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* WE'RE ANIMANEE *
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* TOTALLY INSANE-Y
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* HERE'S THE SHOW'S NAME-Y
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* ANIMANIACS
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* THOSE ARE THE FACTS *
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THE ITALIAN RENAISSANCE,
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A GLORIOUS TIME OF UNPRECEDENTED
ACHIEVEMENT IN THE ARTS.
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AND PERHAPS THE ERA'S GREATEST FIGURE
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WAS MICHELANGELO BUONARROTI.
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I'M AFRAID POPULAR CULTURE
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HAS SUCCESSFULLY ERADICATED
THE ACTUAL IDENTITIES
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OF THE TRUE POETS OF ART.
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IN MY OPINION, THIS STINKS!
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HEY, WATCH IT, DUDE.
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WHAT THE?
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I SHALL DEAL WITH YOU LATER.
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NOW FOR A BRIEF REALITY CHECK.
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MICHELANGELO WAS A BRILLIANT
ARTIST, NOT A TURTLE.
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HIS MOST FAMOUS WORKS INCLUDE
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THE MARBLE MASTERPIECE STATUE OF DAVID
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AND, OF COURSE, THE CEILING
OF THE SISTINE CHAPEL.
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YES, THIS, TOO, WAS CREATED
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BY THE TORTURED GENIUS MICHELANGELO.
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BUT EVEN THIS GREAT ARTIST NEEDED HELP
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TO CARRY OUT HIS VISION.
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OUT! OUT, YOU INCOMPETENT FOOLS.
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YOU CALL YOURSELVES ARTISTS?
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YOU JUST CAN'T GET GOOD
HELP THESE DAYS.
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AND YOU!
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HOW CAN I WORK WITH ALL YOU PEASANTS
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KNEELING AND MUMBLING?
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BUT, MICHELANGELO, THIS IS A CHURCH.
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OH, THAT EXPLAINS THAT
INFERNAL BELL RINGING.
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SANCTUARY! SANCTUARY!
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QUIET!
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I MUST BE FINISHED WITH
MY GREAT MASTERPIECE
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TONIGHT BEFORE HIS EMINENCE ARRIVES.
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BUT I'VE FIRED ALL MY ASSISTANTS.
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I'M ALONE. ALL ALONE!
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OH, HEAVENLY MUSE, SEND
ME SOME HELP! OH, WHOA!
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IT'S YAKKO AND WAKKO AND OUR SISTER DOT.
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IF YOU NEED YOUR CEILING PAINTED
COME SEE US
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WE WILL PAINT IT BETTER THAN
A GUY NAMED GUS
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IF IT'S FLAKING AND IT'S PEELING
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WE WILL RENOVATE YOUR CEILING
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WE WILL MAKE IT SO APPEALING
COME SEE US
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CEILINGS
NOTHING MORE THAN CEILINGS
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FRIENDS, WE'LL PAINT ANY CEILING
FOR JUST 29.95
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RIGHT! HOW DO WE DO IT? NO OVERHEAD.
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IN FACT, WHEN WE GET THROUGH,
WE'LL HAVE NOTHING OVER HEAD.
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AND IF YOU HIRE US, YOU'LL HAVE
NOTHING IN YOUR HEAD.
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WE PAINT CEILINGS, CEILINGS,
AND ONLY CEILINGS.
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WE DON' PAINT FLOORS
'CAUSE THEY'RE BENEATH US.
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WHO ARE YOU? WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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WE HEARD YOU HAVE A CEILING THAT NEEDS PAINT.
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NICE BUNGALOW. THIS YOUR PLACE?
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YOU FOOLS. I'M THE GREAT MICHELANGELO,
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AND THIS IS THE SISTINE CHAPEL.
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OH YEAH, IF YOU'RE SO GREAT
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WHAT'D YOU DO WITH THE OTHER 15 CHAPELS?
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HUH? GOT YOU THERE
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OUT! OUT! HOW DARE YOU!
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HUH?
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WELL, THAT TAKES CARE OF THE COMPETITION.
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GENTLEMEN! START YOUR ROLLERS.
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YOU KNOW, A LITTLE TOUCH-UP WILL DO
WONDERS FOR THIS PLACE.
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LET ME IN! LET ME IN!
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NOBODY GETS IN TO SEE THE WIZARD.
NOT NOBODY, NOT NO HOW.
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BUT I'M MICHELANGELO.
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THE WITCH'S MICHELANGELO?
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WELL NOW, THAT'S A CEILING
OF A DIFFERENT COLOR.
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AAAAHH!
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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO
MY BEAUTIFUL CEILING?
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YOU LIKE IT?
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I GOTTA TELL YOU, WE HAD
A HECK OF A TIME
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COVERING UP THOSE NAKED PEOPLE.
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YOU FOOLS! YOU'VE RUINED IT.
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IT'S SUPPOSED TO HAVE PICTURES.
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PICTURES? HE WANTS PICTURES.
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HEY, DON'T WORRY, MIKE. OUR MISTAKE.
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THIS HASN'T HAPPENED SINCE THAT
VENUS DE MILO ARMS FIASCO.
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SAY, WHY DON'T YOU GO PAINT THAT
MOANING LISA, LEONARDO?
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THAT'S DA VINCI.
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THAT'S DELIGHTFUL.
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THAT'S DE-LOVELY. BUT WE
GOT A CEILING TO PAINT.
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BUT...
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HERE, JUST PICK OUT A WALLPAPER
PATTERN AND RELAX.
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WE'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING.
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YEAH! WHEN IT COMES TO CEILINGS,
WE'RE THE TOPS.
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OH, AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT,
PICK OUT A LINOLEUM, WHY DONTCHA?
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AND DON'T FORGET YOUR UPHOLSTERY
AND BATHROOM FIXTURES.
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OH, THANK YOU.
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NOW DON'T YOU WORRY
YOUR PRETTY LITTLE HEAD.
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BY THE WAY, NICE TOGA.
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LET ME SEE. THIS LOVELY FLORAL
PATTERN MIGHT BE JUST--
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HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!
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I'LL TEACH THOSE IDIOTS TO FOOL
WITH THE GREAT MICHELANGELO.
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NO! NO! NO!
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I'M RUINED. RUINED!
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I KNEW IT. HE PREFERS THE YOUNG ELVIS.
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IT IS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THIS.
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OH! MORE NAKED PEOPLE.
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I WOULDN'T GO FLASHING THAT AROUND
IF I WERE YOU, MIKE. THIS IS A CHURCH.
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BUT HIS EMINENCE IS COMING TONIGHT,
AND IT MUST BE FINISHED.
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PLEASE, YOU GOT TO HELP ME.
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WAIT A MINUTE. YOU EXPECT US
POOR, INNOCENT CHILDREN
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TO CLIMB UP DANGEROUS SCAFFOLDING
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AND PAINT NAKED PEOPLE
ALL OVER A CHURCH?
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WE'LL DO IT!
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BUT WE'RE NOT DOING IT
FOR THE SAKE OF ART,
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AND WE'RE NOT DOING IT
FOR THE SAKE OF MONEY.
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NO. WE'RE DOING IT BECAUSE
WE LIKE PAINTING NAKED PEOPLE.
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I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT TO
PAINT IN THIS BLANK SPACE.
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AND HIS EMINENCE WILL
BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
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IT'S HIS EMINENCE. HIS EMINENCE!
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LOOK, IT'S HIS EMINENCE.
HIS EMINENCE IS COMING.
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GADZOOKS, HIS EMINENCE.
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DON'T WORRY, MIKE. YOU GO
SAY HOWDY, WE'LL FINISH UP.
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YOUR EMINENCE.
I'M SO GLAD YOU COULD COME.
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I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO PLEASE YOU.
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I HOPE YOU LIKE MY CEILING.
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AAH! I'M RUINED!
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I LIKE IT.
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HEY, MIKEY, HE LIKES IT.
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PAINTING IS LIKE SHOW BUSINESS.
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YOU HAVE TO KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE.
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AS FAR BACK AS I CAN REMEMBER,
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I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A GOODFEATHER.
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YOU SEE, IF YOU WERE A GOODFEATHER,
YOU HAD IT ALL.
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YOU WERE A SOMEBODY IN A NEIGHBORHOOD
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FULL OF NOBODIES, LIKE BOBBY AND PESTO.
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THOSE GUYS WERE MY HEROES.
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HEY, COO, I'M WALKIN' HERE.
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YOU WALKIN' WITH ME?
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IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE DOIN'?
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ARE YOU WALKIN' WITH ME?
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I DON'T SEE ANYBODY ELSE HERE.
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ARE YOU WALKIN' WITH ME?
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BOBBY AND PESTO WEREN'T
AFRAID OF NOTHING OR NOBODY.
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EH, COO YOU!
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YEAH, RUN, RUN, PUSSYCAT.
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MESS WITH US, WILL YOUSE?
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COO OFF!
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CAT DON'T KNOW COO ABOUT
WHAT HE'S MESSIN' WITH.
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YEAH, I HEAR THAT.
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HEY, GOODFEATHERS.
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HOW YOU DOIN', BOBBY? HIYA, PESTO.
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LOOK WHAT WE GOT OVER HERE.
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WHAT'S WITH YOU?
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I'D LIKE TO BECOME A GOODFEATHER.
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MAKE HIM STOP! HE'S KILLIN' ME!
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YOU? A GOODFEATHER?
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GET HIM OUTTA MY FACE.
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RIGHT.
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GET OUTTA HERE! BUZZ OFF!
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GET HIM. "I WANNA BE A GOODFEATHER."
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WE'RE GETTIN' A LOT OF LAUGHS TODAY.
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WHAT A BIRD!
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FEATHER HEAD!
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AW, DON'T LAUGH, GUYS.
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I WANNA BE A TOUGH BIRD,
YOU KNOW, LIKE YOU, PESTO.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?
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I SAID YOU'RE TOUGH, THAT'S ALL.
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YOU SAYING I'M AN OVERDONE
PIECE OF MEAT?
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IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?
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WHAT AM I, A PLATE OF DRY STICK BUTT
MEAT HERE TO AMUSE YOU?
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NO, I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
I JUST SAID YOU'RE TOUGH.
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I AM TOUGH?
YEAH.
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I'M TOUGH?
YEAH, YOU'RE TOUGH.
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THAT'S IT! I'LL SHOW YOU "TOUGH."
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THE GODPIGEON.
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PESTO. PESTO. HO! PESTO!
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WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
WHAT'D I DO? WHAT?
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THE GODPIGEON, SOLLY, WANTS
TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
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UH, I'M SQUIT.
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SQUIT? WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS THAT?
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IT'S A STUPID ONE, THAT'S WHAT.
SQUIT.
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LISTEN, I'LL DO ANYTHING
TO BE A GOODFEATHER.
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HE SAYS YOU'RE IN.
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ALL RIGHT!
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IF YOU COME THROUGH WITH SOME FOOD.
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SURE. I'LL GET SOME FOOD. NO PROBLEM.
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ALL RIGHT! A BAGEL!
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GO FOR IT, KID. YOU NEED HELP?
WE'LL HELP.
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EH, FORGET ABOUT IT.
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HE NEEDS HELP.
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ALL RIGHT, THERE IT IS.
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I'M GOING FOR IT.
NO, I'M GOIN' FOR IT!
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NO, I'M GOING IN!
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I GOT IT! I GOT IT! I GOT IT!
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GO FOR IT.
PIPE DOWN.
GO FOR IT, WILL YOU?
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HEY, COO OFF. I'LL GO FOR IT
WHEN I WANNA GO FOR IT.
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SO, GO FOR IT.
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
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I'M DYIN' HERE.
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OK, SO WHAT'S THE PLAN WITH THE BAGEL?
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TAXI!
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TAXI! TAXI!
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TAKE YOU ANYWHERE. 14 DOLLAR.
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14 DOLLARS?!
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UH, TAXI?
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00:14:31,718 --> 00:14:33,729
WHO ORDERED THE SQUAB UNDER GLASS?
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HEY!
235
00:14:56,554 --> 00:15:03,437
AAH! OHH! OHH! EEUW!
NASTY, AWFUL RATS WITH WINGS!
236
00:15:03,537 --> 00:15:06,625
UGH! YOU FILTHY, STINKING BIRDS!
237
00:15:10,363 --> 00:15:11,625
SO THIS IS THE PLAN, SEE?
238
00:15:11,725 --> 00:15:13,571
WE GET UNDER THE MANHOLE,
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
239
00:15:13,671 --> 00:15:15,176
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
THEN WE SNATCH THE BAGEL
FROM UNDERNEATH.
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00:15:15,276 --> 00:15:17,164
YEAH, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
241
00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:19,833
YEAH, FORGET ABOUT IT.
YOU'RE A GENIUS, BOBBY.
242
00:15:19,933 --> 00:15:21,274
YEAH, I'M A GENIUS OVER HERE.
243
00:15:21,374 --> 00:15:23,056
YEAH, YOU'RE A REAL SMART BIRD, BOBBY.
244
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:25,909
WHO ASKED YA?
NOBODY.
KEEP YOUR BEAK IN YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
245
00:15:44,493 --> 00:15:45,493
STOP WITH THE KICKING!
246
00:15:45,593 --> 00:15:47,228
WHAT'S WITH THE SIZE 12 UPSIDE THE HEAD?
247
00:16:01,978 --> 00:16:03,748
BADA-BING. THERE SHE IS.
248
00:16:07,484 --> 00:16:10,113
GET YOUR FLIPPIN' WING OUTTA MY EYE!
249
00:16:10,213 --> 00:16:11,184
QUIT SHOVIN', WILL YA?
250
00:16:11,284 --> 00:16:13,307
SHOVE YOU, YOU SACK OF PILLOW STUFFING!
251
00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:14,626
YOU TWO PIPE DOWN!
252
00:16:19,962 --> 00:16:21,160
GOT IT.
253
00:16:28,306 --> 00:16:31,238
I HAD IT. I HAD IT.
THEN BADA BING BAM BOOM!
254
00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:33,239
MY WING'S INTRODUCED TO RADIAL TIRES.
255
00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:42,907
WHERE'D YOU GE THE UNIFORM, BOBBY?
256
00:16:43,007 --> 00:16:44,507
YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS. WAIT HERE.
257
00:16:55,294 --> 00:16:57,637
HAH!
ALL RIGHT, WE DID IT.
258
00:16:57,737 --> 00:17:00,847
YES. PESTO, YOU ARE ONE SWELL BIRD.
259
00:17:00,947 --> 00:17:02,180
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?
260
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:04,106
I SAID YOU'RE SWELL, THAT'S ALL.
261
00:17:04,206 --> 00:17:06,972
YOU SAYIN' THAT I GOT A BIG HEAD?
IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYIN'?
262
00:17:07,072 --> 00:17:10,343
WHAT AM I, A BLOATED PUFFY
ROUND HEAD HERE TO AMUSE YOU?
263
00:17:10,443 --> 00:17:13,047
NO, I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
I SAID YOU'RE SWELL.
264
00:17:13,147 --> 00:17:16,182
I AM SWELL?
YEAH, YOU'RE SWELL.
265
00:17:16,282 --> 00:17:17,847
SWELL?
YEAH.
266
00:17:20,098 --> 00:17:23,558
THAT'S IT! HERE'S YOUR "SWELL."
I GOT YOUR "SWELL" RIGHT HERE.
267
00:17:23,658 --> 00:17:24,724
I'LL SHOW YOU "SWELL."
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00:17:24,824 --> 00:17:27,361
PESTO, SQUIT, KNOCK IT OFF.
269
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HEY! YO! HUH?
270
00:17:41,587 --> 00:17:43,754
OHH GUESS I'M OUT.
271
00:17:48,364 --> 00:17:49,992
THE GODPIGEON.
272
00:18:31,285 --> 00:18:33,574
YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN
THE GODPIGEON'S BLESSING.
273
00:18:33,574 --> 00:18:36,488
YOU'RE IN.
I'M IN! I MADE IT!
274
00:18:50,378 --> 00:18:53,714
HE SLOBBERED
ALL OVER ME OVER HERE!
275
00:18:53,814 --> 00:18:56,548
MAYBE HE THINKS YOU'RE CUTE.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
276
00:18:59,162 --> 00:19:01,222
CUTE? YOU THINK I'M CUTE?
277
00:19:02,495 --> 00:19:05,173
THAT'S IT! CUTE? I'LL SHOW YA "CUTE"!
HERE'S YOUR "CUTE"!
278
00:19:05,273 --> 00:19:09,479
YOU WANNA "CUTE"? HERE'S YOUR "CUTE"!
YOU DE-EVOLVED RACK OF DINOSAUR BONES!
279
00:19:10,631 --> 00:19:13,252
AND THAT'S HOW I BECAME A GOODFEATHER.
280
00:19:17,279 --> 00:19:19,319
GEE, YAKKO, I'M CONFUSED.
281
00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:20,592
WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
282
00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:22,594
NO, I MEAN ABOUT TODAY'S SHOW.
283
00:19:22,694 --> 00:19:24,576
WHAT WAS THE MORAL OF THE STORY?
284
00:19:24,676 --> 00:19:25,994
GOOD QUESTION, WAKKO.
285
00:19:26,094 --> 00:19:27,161
AND TO LEARN THE ANSWER,
286
00:19:27,261 --> 00:19:29,256
LET'S CONSULT THE WHEEL OF MORALITY!
287
00:19:30,323 --> 00:19:32,664
WHEEL OF MORALITY, TURN, TURN, TURN
288
00:19:32,764 --> 00:19:34,867
TELL US THE LESSON THAT WE SHOULD LEARN.
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00:19:34,967 --> 00:19:35,989
MORAL NUMBER 4.
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00:19:36,089 --> 00:19:38,573
AND THE MORAL OF TODAY'S STORY IS
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NEVER ASK, WHAT HOT DOGS ARE MADE OF.
292
00:19:41,510 --> 00:19:44,139
OF COURSE, IT ALL MAKES
PERFECT SENSE NOW.
293
00:19:44,239 --> 00:19:46,047
THANKS FOR CLEARING THAT UP.
294
00:19:46,147 --> 00:19:47,209
MY PLEASURE.
295
00:21:04,747 --> 00:21:09,515
SET THREE EXTRA PLACES!
WE'RE COMING OVER FOR DINNER!
19878
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