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The stew smells delicious,
Auntie. Mmm.
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That is very kind, Bob.
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Would anyone else
like to praise me?
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I cannot wait.
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Wonderful.
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Oh, thank you.
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Why do you insist on doing
all the cooking yourself?
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You have a legendary hostess
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wasting away
on your lumpy couch.
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Yeah, let her help,
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instead of sitting here
counting my beers.
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Three.
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It's Saturday
and I'm not driving.
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Auntie, maybe next week,
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Mummy can help
with some of the preparations.
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I will not waste my talents
cutting onions.
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And I do not need help
cutting onions.
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What is wrong with you?
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Nice try, honey.
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My wife has always
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prepared the family meal
by herself.
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30 years, I've never lifted
a finger in that kitchen.
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Have you ever actually
tried to help?
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I do not need your advice
navigating my marriage.
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My dinners in Nigeria were
the talk of the village.
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Mm-hmm. You would wake us up
at 5:00 a.m.
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to season the meat for the stew.
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You see? I fed everyone,
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and I created
wonderful childhood memories.
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Well, that was Nigeria.
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This is Olu town.
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I am just trying to make
your life easier, sister.
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I do not need your help.
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Understood.
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Is something burning?
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No.
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I see. That is how
you want your food to smell.
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Now that church is over,
it is time for the real miracle.
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My cooking.
Oh.
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It would be blasphemy
if it were not true.
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Is there room for another pot?
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Uh-uh, what is that?
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If I cannot cook
for my family,
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I will cook for my church.
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You made jollof?
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I did.
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But I made jollof.
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You did.
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All right, look, hot pot,
where we putting this?
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Over there
by the silverware.
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All right.
No.
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It will go right here.
Okay.
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Bob, if you place that jollof
next to my wife's,
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you and I will have a problem.
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Fine, you deal with it.
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Ow! Jesus has risen!
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Forgive me, my love,
but I had no choice.
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Just as I had no choice
but to show these people
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which of us is the better cook.
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You have challenged
my place in this church.
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I rebuke you, demon.
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Hello, blessed day to you all.
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Hello, Pastor.
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Uh, I'd shake hands,
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but I have third-degree burns.
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Sister Olu.
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Pastor.
Joseph.
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Ebun.
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I brought my jollof.
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How wonderful.
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Mine is wonderful, also.
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Ah.
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My, uh, my rice bowl
runneth over.
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Brother Tunde,
may I have a word with you?
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Ah. Enjoy your quibbling.
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I have a one-on-one
with God's number two.
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Have you no shame?
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Shaking your jollof in his face.
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The only one shaking is you.
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Can you please stop arguing?
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We're in the house of God.
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Yeah, and it's just rice.
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I don't know
why I said that.
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As you may know,
Deacon Edu has fallen ill.
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I heard he cheated on his wife
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and was asked to join
a different church.
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He has fallen ill.
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Ah.
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Pneumonia it is.
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I would like you
to take his place as deacon.
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I would be honored.
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And I promise, no scandals.
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My hips and lips belong to Olu.
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We can start you next Sunday.
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Ah, I will work on my sermon.
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The deacon does not
give a sermon.
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Wait till you hear it.
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Would you care for some jollof?
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If you prefer flavor,
you might like this one.
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They are both good.
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Just walk away, man.
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There he is.
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The sharp-dressed deacon.
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I must say,
I think it is a winner.
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How's my back side?
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Great.
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You didn't even look, Bob.
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I did not.
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To think
I was a lowly parishioner.
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You've come a long way, baby.
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What's a deacon do anyway?
Is that like a head usher?
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That is like calling
the cardinal a head bishop.
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Which would be... wrong?
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As deacon,
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I am the pastor's right hand
in all things.
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I also help people
find their seats.
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Well, you look great.
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And you're making me
want jelly beans.
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You should get something
for yourself.
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Eh, I got plenty of suits.
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Ah, yes, but nothing that says
the deacon is your BFF.
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What size are you?
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I don't even know.
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Last 20 years,
all my suits have been tailored.
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Talk about a rich man's problem.
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It's actually
a fat man's problem.
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A rich fat man.
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Oh, my God.
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It fits.
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And your pants are
hanging nicely as well.
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Unlike you, I am...
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...secure enough to look.
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I haven't been this size
since...
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Never.
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You have worked very hard, Bob.
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You should be proud.
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I am.
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I look in that mirror,
and I like what I see.
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It is wonderful.
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Don't do that, 'cause
if you start, I'm gonna start.
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Ah, come here.
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Ah. E kaale, Mummy.
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Kaale, Abishola.
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Ah, something smells good.
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There was such a lovely
response to my jollof,
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I thought I'd bring okra stew
on Sunday.
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Are you trying to take over
the whole church potluck?
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No.
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Just the dishes
your auntie makes.
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Mummy,
please consider her feelings.
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What about mine?
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In Nigeria,
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my house was the center
of every gathering.
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There was always food
and many mouths to enjoy it.
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You were the perfect host.
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And now our home is just me,
you and white people.
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I want you to know
you can host anytime you want.
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You mean that?
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Of course.
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Perhaps a weekly dinner.
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It could be as simple
as you and Bob.
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I just want to feel
like Mama Ebun again.
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We can absolutely do that.
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Thank you,
you are a good daughter.
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Saturdays are
best for me.
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But that is the night
Auntie Olu hosts our dinner.
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Saturdays are best for me.
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I can't believe
you fell in love
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with someone
who could fill this thing out.
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What a fool I was to love
someone for who they are.
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And now you can be shallow
'cause I'm hot.
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Okay. Shut up and look pretty.
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Ooh, I like that.
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I need a lie to tell Auntie
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why we cannot have dinner
with her on Saturday.
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Well, why do we need to lie?
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Just tell her
we're eating with Ebun.
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Did you lose weight
in your brain?
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Fine. Well, let's, uh,
let's pick a fun excuse.
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Ooh, how about a hockey game?
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Mm-mm. That's not believable.
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Going to a play would be
a better lie.
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Come on, I hate plays.
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We're not really going.
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Well, why can't we not go
somewhere I like?
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Just tell your mom
to pick another night.
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You don't think I've tried that?
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I am sick and tired
of this whole thing.
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They are behaving like children.
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Your mother's not home.
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If I disrespect her loud enough,
she will appear.
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Forget it.
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We will have dinner here
with Mummy,
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then we will go to Auntie's
and eat again.
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Are they both making rice?
'Cause that's a lot of carbs.
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Fine, you tell them
who you love more.
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Okay, fine, two dinners.
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But when this thing fits me
again, that's on you.
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It's official,
I'm out of shape.
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I can't eat two
dinners anymore.
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We have to
or we'll break Auntie's heart.
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00:10:02,330 --> 00:10:03,830
Look, do I have food
in my teeth?
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No, you're good.
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00:10:05,130 --> 00:10:06,370
How am I doing?
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You smell like a giant oxtail.
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Here.
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What the hell?
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What are you doing?
That is perfume.
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00:10:21,450 --> 00:10:23,790
Well, I know that now.
210
00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:35,800
How do you like your moi-moi?
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Oh, it's as delicious
as always, Auntie.
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Then why aren't you eating it?
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Oh, I am.
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Mmm.
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Are you a bird? Eat.
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Yeah, eat. I finished mine.
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Oh, don't worry, Bob.
There is plenty more.
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Oh, Lord, thank you.
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00:11:03,260 --> 00:11:06,160
Anyone like to hear
a Bible joke?
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What did Noah say to Abraham?
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What?
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Nothing. They lived
1,000 years apart!
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It is hilarious
because it is factual.
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It-It is a little deacon humor.
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You'll be hearing more of that
at church tomorrow.
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And then we'll have
to eat again.
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Did you have dinner with
your mother before coming here?
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Of course not.
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I just wear
perfume now.
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Then why did she send
a picture of Bob
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eating her jollof
with the caption
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"This is Bob eating my jollof"?
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Uh, let me see that.
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That's not me,
that's that AI stuff.
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What is going on here?
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We owe them the truth.
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He had dinner with Mummy.
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I was at a hockey game.
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00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:25,840
Really?
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Ah, there is
my purple king.
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It is almost sinful
how good I look.
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I know it is sinful
what I am thinking.
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Ooh.
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Let me get my bag
and we will go.
245
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Did you not cook anything
for after the service?
246
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The potluck
is small potatoes.
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I am a deacon's wife now.
248
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Ooh. My Michelle Obama.
249
00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:07,080
Besides, if Ebun makes
a snide comment,
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my hands will be free
to smack her.
251
00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:13,490
Well, surely you will not fight
in the church.
252
00:13:13,590 --> 00:13:15,720
Eh, she is my elder.
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I will let her
swing first.
254
00:13:17,990 --> 00:13:21,860
Well, maybe because
it is such a-a special day,
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you can try
and be the bigger person.
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I have been the bigger
person for 60 years.
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I have had enough.
258
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Y-You are right,
of course.
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Whatever happens,
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at least I got to be deacon
for one Sunday.
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Oh, my dear.
It will not come to that.
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Oh, thank goodness.
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Unless she pushes me.
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Eat, everyone.
Eat from my bounty.
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00:13:58,700 --> 00:14:01,600
She seems pretty pleased
with herself over there.
266
00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:05,570
If Olu was here, she would
drag Ebun out by her gele.
267
00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:07,510
Is that why she did not come?
268
00:14:07,610 --> 00:14:10,150
We agreed that if she is going
to assault your mother,
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it should not be
in the house of God.
270
00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:14,980
I'm sure we didn't help.
271
00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:17,050
Sorry about the whole
double-dinner thing.
272
00:14:17,150 --> 00:14:19,290
Mm, we were just trying
to make everyone happy.
273
00:14:19,390 --> 00:14:22,160
Instead, you left
a trail of destruction.
274
00:14:23,460 --> 00:14:26,530
So, Deacon Tunde.
How does it feel?
275
00:14:26,630 --> 00:14:28,060
Lonely and hollow.
276
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,070
Your uncle
is a funny man.
277
00:14:32,170 --> 00:14:35,470
Ooh! Has he told you the one
about Noah and Abraham?
278
00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:37,810
Yes, very factual.
279
00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:42,040
Tunde, some of
the church elders and I
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00:14:42,140 --> 00:14:44,010
have an after-service
tradition.
281
00:14:44,110 --> 00:14:46,920
And there is a cigar
with your name on it.
Ah.
282
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:49,550
I have been tapped.
283
00:14:49,650 --> 00:14:51,190
I am a made man.
284
00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:52,720
Whoopie.
285
00:14:52,820 --> 00:14:54,520
I feel nothing.
286
00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:58,290
I should not have
lied to Auntie.
287
00:14:58,390 --> 00:15:00,200
Hey, you tried
your best to help.
288
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:03,170
But the two of them are
worse than Cain and Abel.
289
00:15:04,730 --> 00:15:06,600
What, I can't make
church jokes?
290
00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:11,210
My, who knew how friendly
these people could be
291
00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:13,540
once they are properly fed.
292
00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:14,940
Mummy...
293
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,650
I am sorry your auntie
feels so intimidated
294
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,680
that she cannot
even show her face here.
295
00:15:19,780 --> 00:15:22,680
But I will not dim
my light for anyone.
296
00:15:22,780 --> 00:15:24,790
Why do you have to dim
somebody else's?
297
00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:26,020
Excuse me?
298
00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:27,860
Auntie Olu is beloved
in this church
299
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:30,760
and you have made her feel
unwanted and unwelcome.
300
00:15:30,860 --> 00:15:33,760
She is just sensitive.
She has always been this way.
301
00:15:33,860 --> 00:15:36,030
Maybe you could learn
some sensitivity from her.
302
00:15:36,130 --> 00:15:38,270
Ah-ah. Do not speak
to me this way.
303
00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:40,840
I am not one of your buddies.
304
00:15:42,140 --> 00:15:43,870
All right, look. Maybe we
should do what my family does
305
00:15:43,970 --> 00:15:45,810
and fight in the car
on the way home.
306
00:15:47,410 --> 00:15:50,150
We are not fighting,
and I have nothing else to say.
307
00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,320
You brought this on yourself.
308
00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:57,320
With respect.
309
00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:09,900
E kaasan, Auntie.
310
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,830
Hello, Abishola.
311
00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:13,740
Are you just coming
from a hockey game?
312
00:16:16,870 --> 00:16:18,770
May I come in?
313
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,060
Uncle looked very nice
in his suit today.
314
00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,390
Of course he did.
315
00:16:37,490 --> 00:16:39,190
He is my sexy muffin.
316
00:16:40,830 --> 00:16:42,460
Now, what do you want?
317
00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:44,230
I have informed Mummy
318
00:16:44,330 --> 00:16:46,500
that we will be having dinner
with you next Saturday.
319
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,470
You should eat dinner
with your mother.
320
00:16:48,570 --> 00:16:50,070
Uh...
321
00:16:50,170 --> 00:16:52,110
But we've always
eaten with you.
322
00:16:52,210 --> 00:16:54,210
Tunde and I have plans.
323
00:16:54,310 --> 00:16:56,380
We are going out to meet
other old, lonely people
324
00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:58,650
whose family have betrayed them.
325
00:17:00,380 --> 00:17:04,090
Auntie, I know you
are angry with me,
326
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:06,250
but that is no reason
to change tradition.
327
00:17:06,350 --> 00:17:09,560
I'm not angry.
Your mother lives here now.
328
00:17:09,660 --> 00:17:11,230
She is more important.
329
00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:13,760
You're also important.
330
00:17:13,860 --> 00:17:16,300
You took care of Dele and
me when we had no one.
331
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:19,870
We did. But now you
no longer need us.
332
00:17:19,970 --> 00:17:23,000
You are a matriarch
as much as Mummy is.
333
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:26,710
Do you mean that?
334
00:17:26,810 --> 00:17:28,380
Of course I do.
335
00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:30,910
Thank you.
336
00:17:32,810 --> 00:17:35,880
When we get old and it is time
to move into your home,
337
00:17:35,980 --> 00:17:38,490
Tunde and I would like
the first-floor bedroom.
338
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,060
But that is Mummy's room.
339
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:44,360
Tunde and I would like
the first-floor bedroom.
340
00:17:58,770 --> 00:18:00,610
I do not need help with dinner.
341
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:04,010
I am here to apologize.
342
00:18:04,110 --> 00:18:06,710
Oh. Okay, come in.
343
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:13,490
My disrespectful daughter
made a few good points.
344
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:16,520
I am sorry if I made you feel
345
00:18:16,620 --> 00:18:19,430
like I do not value
your place in this family.
346
00:18:20,860 --> 00:18:22,260
Thank you, Sister.
347
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:25,870
When Abishola moved to America,
348
00:18:25,970 --> 00:18:27,570
the only way I was able
to sleep at night
349
00:18:27,670 --> 00:18:29,770
was knowing you were
looking after her.
350
00:18:29,870 --> 00:18:31,740
I was happy to do it.
351
00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:33,780
For you and for her.
352
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,340
Thank you.
353
00:18:40,980 --> 00:18:42,180
May I tell you a secret?
354
00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:43,850
Of course.
355
00:18:43,950 --> 00:18:46,620
I always put a stick
of butter in my jollof.
356
00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:49,390
Ah-ah. Butter in jollof?
357
00:18:49,490 --> 00:18:52,460
I know. It spits in the
face of our traditions,
358
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:55,130
but it is so damn good.
359
00:18:55,230 --> 00:18:57,400
I will take your secret
to the grave.
360
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:58,900
And to my pot.
361
00:19:01,670 --> 00:19:02,670
Ah, Mummy, Auntie,
362
00:19:02,770 --> 00:19:04,070
do you need help?
363
00:19:04,170 --> 00:19:05,810
Stay out of the kitchen
while we are working!
364
00:19:05,910 --> 00:19:07,140
Go and set the table!
365
00:19:08,310 --> 00:19:09,680
Yes, Mummy.
366
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:15,020
They shouted at me together.
367
00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:18,190
That's great, honey.
368
00:19:19,690 --> 00:19:20,920
I was just thinking,
369
00:19:21,020 --> 00:19:22,320
if we're all moving in together,
370
00:19:22,420 --> 00:19:24,730
we're going to need
a bigger house.
371
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:27,300
Well, who said we were
moving in together?
372
00:19:29,660 --> 00:19:31,600
You may want to talk
to your wife.
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