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[piano music]
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[Ingmar] Life after death:
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do I believe in it?
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No, but does that stop me from talking to my dead friend?
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No.
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Not a single day goes by
without me thinking about it.
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Ten years, buddy.
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[dog barks]
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[cell phone rings]
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Oop. Hold on. Sorry
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[rings]
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-[Sarah] Hey, Dad.
-[music and gunfire]
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Hey.
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What'’s that noise?
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Just blowin'’ off
some work steam
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by killing people.
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[music and gunfire]
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Oh, um, my company'’s
representing
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this, um, advertising agency
in a lawsuit.
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[Ingmar] Advertising?
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Terrorism with a smile.
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Have you been drinking?
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Me? No.
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[laughs] Okay.
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-["fail" sound effect]
-What?!
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Rrrr!
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Oh, um, so I was talking
to the owner
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of the advertising agency,
and he was telling me
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about how he'’s having
some problems with someone
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stealing and selling
company ideas.
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So I told him about you,
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and, well,
now he wants to hire you.
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That'’s great!
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Cool. Oh, but you
might want to talk about it
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with your partner first.
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Hey, Axel is
so not my partner, Sarah.
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Okay, well, legally speaking
he is definitely your partner,
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so talk to him.
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Legally speaking,
you'’re out of my will.
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[theme music playing]
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[panting]
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[musical ringtone]
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Yes, it'’s Axel.
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[Ingmar]
Yeah, hi, it'’s me.
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[Axel panting]
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What the hell are you doing?
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Don'’t tell me you're--
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No. I'’m on my bicycle.
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Are you crazy?
You want to get killed?
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Get off that bike and drive
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like everybody else does
in this town.
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What, add to the traffic?
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The traffic
that'’s killing the planet.
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No, never.
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Besides, I don'’t know
how to drive.
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[Ingmar] What?
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You heard me.
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Everybody
in the whole damn world
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knows how to drive a car.
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Not everybody.
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[Ingmar] Okay, whatever.
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-[tires screech]
-Sarah called me about a job
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that I think we should take,
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and since we'’re now...
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You know, you and I,
we'’re, uh...
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Partners?
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Yeah, legally speaking.
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It feels so good
to hear you say it.
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[Ingmar]
Yeah, it'’s an ad agency.
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They-- They need my help,
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or they need our help.
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That sounds exciting.
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-So you'’re in?
-Yeah, absolutely.
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We'’re in.
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[Ingmar]
So it was agreed
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we would take the job
at the advertising agency,
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but the agency only wanted
to meet us before we began
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somewhere where his creative
co-workers wouldn'’t see us.
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[gunshots
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So I come up
with these ideas,
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and a month later,
they'’ve been stolen
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by one, two, three...
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a bunch of my different
competitors.
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My company has
been in my family
for three generations.
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If I lose this company
under my watch...
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[machine gun fire]
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I'’m gonna kill myself.
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Don'’t worry, sir,
we'’ll find out who's behind it.
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But if we don'’t,
I just want you to know
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that when I was touring
as a DJ in Brazil,
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I had
a wonderful opportunity
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to meet some amazing
rainforest Indians,
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and they told me
about this drug
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that they give to their elders
when they don'’t want
to live anymore,
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and it'’s supposed to be
a really great way to go.
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If you want,
I can get you some
no problem.
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Like I said, we'’ll find out
who'’s behind it.
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[gunfire continuing]
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[Ingmar] To find out
who was stealing
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the agency'’s secrets,
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we'’d have to be
in the office,
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but not be seen in the office,
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which meant we'’d need to be
in the background.
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Due to my looks
and personality,
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it was decided that I would be
a maintenance man.
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For obvious physical reasons,
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Axel couldn'’t pass
as a maintenance man.
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That'’s why he went undercover
as the plant man.
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[phones ringing]
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[whistling classical tune]
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Hey, plant man?
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You mind
keeping it down?
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[stops whistling]
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People are trying
to work around here.
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Sorry.
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Sorry. I--
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-[spritzes]
-Sorry.
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[Ingmar] Only one day
on the assignment,
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and my cover has already
been compromised.
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Man, you so blew
our cover today.
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What the hell
were you doing
with the plants?
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-[imitating spritzer]
-I'’m sorry, you know?
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I just got overexcited.
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You'’re right. You're right.
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We'’re supposed
to be undercover.
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Yeah, right.
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Hey, you know what?
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We should take down
our home site.
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Our home site?
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Yeah, for the Swedish Dicks.
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Oh, you mean website.
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-Yeah.
- I don'’t have one.
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What?
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I don'’t need one.
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What are you
talking about?
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Of course, you do.
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I'’ve gotten this far
without one.
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How?
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Word of mouth
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and flyers.
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Flyers?
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Yep.
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Flyers?
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[in Swedish]
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Yep.
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[elevator bell rings]
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[vacuum cleaner humming]
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Sun.
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Have you seen this?
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Uch. I offer
to do propaganda,
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but he no want.
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Oh, propaganda--
you mean advertising.
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Yeah, Sun, she claims
she worked
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for the Ministry of Propaganda
back in North Korea.
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Is that true?
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Truth is relative.
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[Ingmar]
Not in my world!
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[vacuum stops]
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I make badass graphics,
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blow your fucking mind.
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[Axel] Why would--
That'’s a great idea.
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She can do the website.
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Okay.
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She can make the website
if you learn how to drive.
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I know how to drive.
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I'’m not talking
about your goofy little bike.
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I'’m talking
about driving a real car.
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I can always call a taxi
or Uber.
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Fuck that.
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Scenario-- we'’re on a case
in the middle of nowhere,
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I'’m driving
because you can'’t,
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and I get shot.
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Now how the hell are you
gonna get me to a hospital?
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Hmm?
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I call 911.
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I forgot.
You lost your phone.
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Up your ass.
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Way up your ass.
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Ooh, he got you,
real bad.
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Yeah, well,
all right, all right.
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You do the graphics,
I'’ll learn how to drive.
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Deal.
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[Ingmar] Finally a bet
that I was sure to win.
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But I wasn'’t as sure about
our case at the ad agency.
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Was our cover blown?
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Was Mr. Curious onto us?
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Excuse me.
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I said excuse me.
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Is that your real voice?
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What?
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Yesterday, when you said,
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"Hey, plant man,
do you mind
keeping it down?
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People are trying
to work here."
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Is that your real voice?
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Yes, sir.
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So that'’s really how you talk,
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all deep and raspy like?
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Yes, sir.
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Well, it'’s very cool.
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Like--
Like from a movie.
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Or like
that voiceover guy.
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Right, yeah. Say,
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"In a world..."
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Well, I--
I got work to do here.
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Okay, say, "In a world
where I really got
work to do."
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Um, uh...
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In the world
where I really got
work to do.
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So good.
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Say, "In a world
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where there was
no world."
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In a world...
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where there was
no world.
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Say, "In a world
where a married man
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can be secretly in love
with his male co-worker."
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In a world
where a married man
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can be secretly in love
with his male co-worker.
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[cheers and applause]
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[Ingmar]
Wait, wait, wait.
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Well...
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♪ In a world, in a world
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♪ Where we can join hands
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♪ And the maintenance man
Can switch your light bulb ♪
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♪ On this
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♪ Flo-o-o-or
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[Mr. Curious] All right!
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[cheers and applause]
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[Ingmar] Yeah!
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[whistling]
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[in Swedish]
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Ow!
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Ow!
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[Ingmar] Slide the Key
into the slot.
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It'’s like
unlocking your diary.
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Turn it around.
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[engine starts]
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Put your foot
on the gas.
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[engine revs then slows]
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Good.
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Now make her roar.
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[engine revs]
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Ooh. Feels good, right?
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-Yeah.
-Mm-hmm.
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All right, let'’s just
sit here and relax.
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Today at the office,
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did you see
anything suspicious?
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You know,
I did actually.
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Yeah?
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When you were showing off
your voice to everyone,
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there was this girl...
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she looked like she
didn'’t want to be seen.
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We all can join hands
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and work together.
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[cheers and applause]
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[Axel] She snuck
into another room,
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so I followed her
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discretely.
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I opened the door slowly...
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[Ingmar singing faintly]
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and then I saw
what she was doing.
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[crunching]
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She was eating...
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a lot.
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I wasn'’t showing off
my voice.
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Who said you were
showing off your voice?
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00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,262
-You did.
- I did not.
266
00:10:54,305 --> 00:10:55,829
-Yes, you did.
-No, I didn'’t.
267
00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:57,526
-Yes, you did.
-Yeah, all right, I did,
268
00:10:57,569 --> 00:10:59,049
because you were
showing off your voice.
269
00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:01,051
I wasn'’t showing off
my voice!
270
00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:02,792
No, that'’s right
because you were...
271
00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:04,446
living in a world
272
00:11:04,489 --> 00:11:06,404
where a man was
showing off his voice,
273
00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:08,363
but didn'’t know
he was showing off
his voice.
274
00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:10,060
Oh, jealous?
275
00:11:10,104 --> 00:11:11,409
-[laughs] Jealous? Please!
-Yes.
276
00:11:11,453 --> 00:11:13,368
Oh, come on.
That'’s ridiculous.
277
00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:14,499
-[engine revs]
-Easy on the gas!
278
00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:15,544
That'’s ridiculous.
279
00:11:15,587 --> 00:11:17,415
Why would I be jealous?
280
00:11:17,459 --> 00:11:20,201
Maybe because
you'’re so used to being
the center of attention,
281
00:11:20,244 --> 00:11:22,116
and today when I got
all the attention,
282
00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:24,074
-it made you jealous.
-[engine revs]
283
00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:25,423
Easy on the gas.
284
00:11:25,467 --> 00:11:26,990
I said easy on the gas
before the engine--
285
00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:28,731
[engine grinds and stops]
286
00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:31,212
breaks... down.
287
00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:37,305
Sorry.
288
00:11:37,348 --> 00:11:41,613
[Ingmar] Was I mad
that the kid broke my car?
289
00:11:41,657 --> 00:11:43,050
Sure.
290
00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:46,706
But I also felt bad
for him.
291
00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:49,317
I'’d been
through the same thing.
292
00:11:53,277 --> 00:11:58,065
I knew what it was like to have the big light shine on you,
293
00:11:58,108 --> 00:12:00,371
only to have it taken away.
294
00:12:04,593 --> 00:12:06,160
[cell phone rings]
295
00:12:08,205 --> 00:12:09,903
[rings, beeps]
296
00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:11,774
-[music playing on phone]
-Hello.
297
00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:13,515
[Sarah]
Hey, Dad. Did I wake you?
298
00:12:13,558 --> 00:12:15,038
Never went to bed.
299
00:12:15,082 --> 00:12:16,779
[orchestral music blaring]
300
00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:19,477
Hey, listen, I just
thought you should know.
301
00:12:19,521 --> 00:12:20,783
Dan killed himself.
302
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,219
Who the hell is Dan?
303
00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:24,308
The ad agency owner.
304
00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:27,790
-Are you serious?
-Yeah.
305
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,444
Apparently,
he used some strange drug
306
00:12:29,487 --> 00:12:31,925
that the Amazonian Indians
use to off themselves.
307
00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:36,451
[Axel] Oh, my god!
308
00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:38,845
He killed himself
because of me?
309
00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:41,238
Well, he did take the drug
you told him to.
310
00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:42,979
Hey, Cagney and Lacey,
311
00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:45,199
make a pose
like I told you make.
312
00:12:47,636 --> 00:12:48,855
[clicks]
313
00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:52,162
I mean, that makes me
feel so flattered.
314
00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:54,556
I mean, he took my advice.
315
00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:56,297
He actually listened
to what I had to say.
316
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:58,778
I mean, it'’s so hard to cut
through the noise these days.
317
00:12:58,821 --> 00:12:59,779
Pose!
318
00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:04,871
-You know what?
- What?
319
00:13:04,914 --> 00:13:07,351
I think we should keep
working on the case anyway.
320
00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:08,483
Pose or die!
321
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,969
[Ingmar] Absolutely not.
322
00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:18,928
There'’s a golden rule
among dicks.
323
00:13:18,972 --> 00:13:22,889
If the client is dead,
the case is dead.
324
00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:25,848
Once, when I was DJing
in Ecuador,
325
00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:28,764
there came a huge storm.
326
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,419
It meant that
only a few people could
come and see the show.
327
00:13:31,462 --> 00:13:33,769
Now, in my contract,
328
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,424
I had a clause
that said I could
refuse to do the show
329
00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:38,382
and still get paid.
330
00:13:38,426 --> 00:13:41,951
Now, my first instinct
was to just take
the money and run.
331
00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:44,388
But your second instinct
told you to stay.
332
00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:46,129
No, no. I didn'’t have
a second instinct.
333
00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:47,261
I just took the money.
334
00:13:47,304 --> 00:13:49,524
But that was the old me,
335
00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:51,134
and that'’s why I want to
take this case.
336
00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:52,353
I want to be better
than that.
337
00:13:52,396 --> 00:13:53,354
Okay.
338
00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:57,184
Tell you what.
339
00:13:57,227 --> 00:13:58,925
You'’re gonna turn that key,
340
00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:01,231
and if the engine starts,
341
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:03,059
we'’ll continue the case,
342
00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:05,845
-and if it doesn'’t--
-[engine starts]
343
00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:19,423
Okay, listen,
I'’ve been thinking.
344
00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:22,905
That woman you followed
at the ad agency,
345
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:24,472
you told me she ate a lot.
346
00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:25,952
Yeah.
347
00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:28,519
There'’s a lot
of different explanations
348
00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:31,827
for that kind
of behavior,
349
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,308
guilt being one of them.
350
00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:35,483
That'’s true.
351
00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:37,441
So I want you
to think back.
352
00:14:37,485 --> 00:14:40,792
What was it that made
you follow her
in the first place?
353
00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:44,448
Well, I thought
I saw her take something
off of someone'’s desk.
354
00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:46,842
Like a memory stick?
355
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,149
Or a tampon.
356
00:14:50,585 --> 00:14:52,935
But I think it was
a memory stick.
357
00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:55,329
We better check her out.
358
00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:56,547
Okay?
359
00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:07,907
[in Swedish]
360
00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:16,567
[dog barks]
361
00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:33,802
[car door closes]
362
00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:34,934
[engine starts]
363
00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:07,314
Shit!
364
00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:18,238
Shit!
365
00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:19,282
Oh!
366
00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:26,594
[engine starts]
367
00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:51,445
[brakes screech]
368
00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:52,446
D'’oh!
369
00:16:54,361 --> 00:16:56,058
Move the car.
370
00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:59,496
Move your--
371
00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:00,454
[horn beeps]
372
00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:04,197
[horn honking]
373
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,068
Fucking guy.
374
00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:08,549
Yo! You got a problem?
375
00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:10,551
-Get the car out of the way!
-What?
376
00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:11,943
Move your car.
377
00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:13,554
-No, it-- it--
-Get it out of the way,
378
00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:14,555
over that side of the street.
379
00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:15,599
No, Could you
move your car?
380
00:17:15,643 --> 00:17:17,558
No!
381
00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:19,821
Move your fucking car
to the correct side
of the street!
382
00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:21,475
Can I just stay here
for a little while?
383
00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:22,780
No, you can'’t stay--
Okay!
384
00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:24,521
Don'’t
fucking touch me!
385
00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:25,827
I didn'’t touch you!
386
00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:27,089
That is rape in America.
387
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:28,221
-Do not touch a woman...
-Okay.
388
00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:29,831
- ...ever. Ever!
389
00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:32,399
What the fuck? No.
Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
390
00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:33,835
-Don'’t.
-Don'’t touch me, I said!
391
00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:35,315
I didn'’t touch you!
392
00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:36,968
-No, I will scream rape.
-No, no, don'’t scream.
393
00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:38,100
-Don'’t scream
-No, no, no.
394
00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:39,275
All right,
no, you know what?
395
00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:40,407
Get out
of the fucking car.
396
00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:41,451
-Aah!
-Get out of the car.
397
00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:42,800
Get out of the car.
398
00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:45,151
Fucker, get out
of the car.
399
00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:46,369
Shit.
400
00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:55,987
[woman] Now, mother--
401
00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:57,206
Come on, come on
402
00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:59,948
Easy, easy, back off!
403
00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:01,863
-Who do you think
you are, throwing--
-What?
404
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:05,780
I know you.
405
00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:08,826
And I know you.
406
00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:10,219
In the office,
you two pretended
407
00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:11,655
like you
didn'’t know each other.
408
00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:13,135
-Did we?
-I don'’t think we did.
409
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:14,919
Yeah,
you didn'’t acknowledge.
410
00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:17,096
You called him
"plant boy."
411
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,576
"Man. Plant man."
412
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:21,143
Oh, my god.
413
00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:22,971
I get it.
414
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:26,714
Dan hired you to find
out who was stealing
the company secrets.
415
00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:28,150
Yeah, he did,
416
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:29,934
and we think you
have something
to do with it.
417
00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:30,979
Why you say that?
418
00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:32,502
The way you stuff
yourself
419
00:18:32,546 --> 00:18:34,025
with mass amounts
of terrible food.
420
00:18:34,069 --> 00:18:36,115
-[Ingmar] Yeah.
-What?
421
00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:37,681
We think it'’s a reaction
422
00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:39,118
to the guilt you'’re feeling
from stealing.
423
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:40,119
That'’s your proof?
424
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,250
Yeah, that'’s that.
425
00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:43,948
And then we have... this.
426
00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:45,254
[chuckles]
427
00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:51,652
Oh, shit. Sorry.
428
00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:55,177
Uh, I mean, we got this.
429
00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:56,396
Ooh.
430
00:18:56,439 --> 00:18:57,788
That'’s mine.
Give it to me.
431
00:18:57,832 --> 00:18:59,703
Sure, but after
we'’ve checked it.
432
00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:01,009
I think we might find
433
00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:03,316
some company secrets
on this
434
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:04,491
that you'’ve been stealing.
435
00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:05,666
And been selling.
436
00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:07,233
So what?
437
00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:09,452
Oh. So you admit
you were stealing.
438
00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:11,933
Yeah.
I stole the secrets,
439
00:19:11,976 --> 00:19:13,239
and I sold them
440
00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:15,066
for a shitload of money.
441
00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:17,199
Dan killed himself
because of what you were doing.
442
00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:19,332
He didn'’t kill
himself because of me.
443
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:22,639
He killed himself
because he was weak,
444
00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:24,075
and now he'’s dead,
445
00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:26,165
which means
you have no client.
446
00:19:27,557 --> 00:19:30,169
Which means nothing
can happen to me.
447
00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:34,434
Oh, you know what?
Do me a favor.
448
00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:39,569
Say, "In a world
where two men completely
wasted their time
449
00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:41,789
on a totally meaningless
assignment."
450
00:19:47,055 --> 00:19:50,972
[Axel whistling]
451
00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:54,845
Now how the hell
can you whistle,
452
00:19:54,889 --> 00:19:58,109
after being
so humiliated?
453
00:19:58,153 --> 00:19:59,328
I'’m happy.
454
00:19:59,372 --> 00:20:01,678
Come on,
your suspicions were right.
455
00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:04,594
We did our job.
We caught the bad guy,
456
00:20:04,638 --> 00:20:06,248
just like we set out to do.
457
00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:09,164
Well, it pisses me off
that she got away with it.
458
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,427
She made us look like fools.
459
00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:13,037
Yeah, I'’m sorry I pushed it,
460
00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:16,780
but, come on, the universe
will take care of her.
461
00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:18,695
Have you ever heard of karma?
462
00:20:20,697 --> 00:20:22,656
Come on. Whistle.
463
00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:26,007
[whistling classical tune]
464
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:29,271
[joining in]
465
00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:32,100
[Ingmar]
Well, I guess that little guy
466
00:20:32,143 --> 00:20:33,971
was just trying
to cheer me up,
467
00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:36,844
but karma,
did I believe in it?
468
00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:40,151
No. Just the same kind
of wishful thinking
469
00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:43,198
as believing in an afterlife.
470
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:46,593
Ten years to the day.
471
00:20:48,203 --> 00:20:50,292
It'’s a long time, pal.
Ha.
472
00:20:51,815 --> 00:20:53,034
Sure is a long time.
473
00:20:53,077 --> 00:20:55,341
What are you doing here?
474
00:20:55,384 --> 00:20:56,820
Lee Anne.
475
00:20:56,864 --> 00:20:58,996
Are you the one who
keeps leaving beer bottles
476
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,215
on Tex'’s grave?
477
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,696
He was my friend,
478
00:21:02,739 --> 00:21:06,177
and this is my way
of holding onto him.
479
00:21:06,221 --> 00:21:08,223
Then how come
you let him die?
480
00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:13,141
Well, I checked everything.
481
00:21:13,184 --> 00:21:15,186
Obviously not,
because if you had,
482
00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:16,927
he'’d still be with us.
483
00:21:16,971 --> 00:21:18,451
Now why don'’t you take
your stupid beer
484
00:21:18,494 --> 00:21:19,930
and get the fuck
out of here
485
00:21:19,974 --> 00:21:21,410
before I call the cops.
486
00:21:21,454 --> 00:21:23,020
Okay, you win.
487
00:21:23,064 --> 00:21:24,065
Go!
488
00:21:24,108 --> 00:21:25,066
Night, Tex.
489
00:21:28,896 --> 00:21:31,725
[theme music playing]
490
00:21:43,911 --> 00:21:45,304
Don'’t look.
491
00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:46,914
Don'’t look.
492
00:21:46,957 --> 00:21:49,177
Where the hell
are you taking us?
493
00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:51,048
Now, stop feet.
494
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,052
[Sun]
Take off blindfold.
495
00:21:59,753 --> 00:22:02,321
So, what do you think?
496
00:22:05,846 --> 00:22:07,891
I love it.
497
00:22:14,594 --> 00:22:18,511
Jesus Christ.
498
00:22:18,554 --> 00:22:22,253
Oh, god, what a bunch
of fuckin'’ morons.
499
00:22:22,297 --> 00:22:24,343
[truck horn honking]
500
00:22:28,042 --> 00:22:30,261
[theme music playing]
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