All language subtitles for Elena Undone

In love, one and one...
are...

one.

Seldom do we get the opportunity
to witness the art in love.

But that is what we all really desire.

Not just to be loved, but

to be loved
in that all-encompassing,

Heathcliff-on-the-moors,
one-true-love,

soulmate kind of way.

And yet, rarely are we prepared
for it when it happens by.

Perhaps you've been trying to
inject meaning into your life...

endlessly seeking that spiritual
connection in other ways.

There's no way I'm going.

And that's no way to behave, young man.

Nash, you did hear that
they're protesting downtown?

The nerve of those people.

Nerve is right.
It's all a lot of noise.

Noise and nonsense...
but we'll be there.

All of us, Pastor Barry.
Don't you worry.

That's the kind of support
we're looking for, right?

Or maybe you're one of those
rare and fortunate few

who find true love very early in life.

For others, life might be
at its most grim.

This way, Peyton...

you can arrange your life
exactly as you want it...

And precisely as you like.

You did an amazing job today, Lombard.

Thank you.

And as funerals go, not too shabby.

Yeah.

I think Mom even would have approved.

You know, if we had a few more years,

we could have made her a Democrat.

Maybe not.

It's really pretty, isn't it?

I need to go for a swim.

Well, do it.

And if soulmates exist,

how can we be sure that
that person we meet

or the person that we're
sharing our life with

is the one?

Here are a few stories that may
shed some light on the subject.

I'll let you be the judge.

Our families...

they kept us apart for ten years.

We lost track.

Then, one day, I was in the airport,

on my way to London for school.

I saw the back of Rasheed's head,

from across an entire airport.

I knew... it was him.

I turned as if I had
no control over my body.

I turned, and I saw him.

I saw him, this man...

this beautiful man, who I love.

This man that I love.

That is what I'm talking about.

That's what I'm talking about!

The twin flame.

The ultimate love connection.

You know, I heard that someone
might be ovulating this morning.

It wouldn't happen to be you, would it?

It would.

Then I'll be right back.

Okay.

I love you.

I know.

There are no guarantees in life, Peyton.

Be prepared for anything.

So... what time will you meet us?

Not sure.

Don't tell me you're not coming.

Millie, I really have a lot to do.
I'm very busy.

Oh, it's very clear God's got your back.

You're running
everything here so smoothly.

But you have to commit to your faith...

and put it to real work.

Well, you know I teach the kinder program

on Saturday mornings,
but I really just don't think

that your interpretations...

Please. Interpretations?

That's the oldest trick in the book.

But given that the
Bible was written in...

They are tearing us apart
with all their marriage talk

and liberal judges ruling
willy nilly in their favor.

We are not going to stand by
and allow it, Mrs. Winters.

Shame on you.

Shame on you for
undermining your husband's work.

But more importantly...
God's work.

Elena...

I'm sorry, but she just...
she's been really tired.

It's okay.

I've already forgiven her.

I knew you would.

So excuse me.
- Oh, sure.

Why do people drink tea?

It's a very civilized way
to pass the time.

I drink tea Peyton,

because there's nothing that
a good cup of tea can't fix.

I'm so sorry, love.

- Did you start your period?
- Yeah.

I know how much you want this.

But maybe we're trying to hard.

Or maybe we should ask God...

pray to God to bring us another child.

Millie.

Hey, sweetie, it's Leonore.

The family's a bit concerned.

No one's heard from you in days.

We know you like your privacy,

but the nursing home called and...

you know, your mom would be pretty
horrified if she knew

you hadn't gone to pick up
her belongings yet.

Now then...

For those of your debating
the soulemetry qualities

of that special someone...

let us look at a few of the criteria
that are absolutely necessary

if this person is indeed your twin flame.

First of all...

this person may come
in an unusual package.

Not your typical type.

I was a nun for years...

and I was working at the
food bank when she came in...

looking like the bad side of awful.

And so I got her into treatment

and found her a welding job,

you know, got her back on her feet.

And somewhere during all of that,

I fell deeply in love with her.

But it was... it was against
everything that I believed in.

So I prayed and went into seclusion, but
nothing...

nothing that I did could...

keep her from my mind.

And... then one morning,
I woke up in the hospital.

God, I was scared.

You were pale.

Apparently, I had passed out from
dehydration and when I came to...

there was Jackie...

sitting there like an angel.

I thought I'd never see her again.

When I did...

And I knew from that moment...

even though my entire life had been devoted
to the church and Catholic scripture,

I knew that my God loved Jackie...

And loved me loving her.

You're gonna love this one.

It's called 'Soulemetry By The Stars'.

My beautiful wife Lily
arranged the whole thing.

See ya' there.

As if on-cue.

Hey, baby.

I'm about to go snap up
that internet company.

It's been cut off at its knees.

If they only knew what
a pussy cat you really are.

I mean, seriously.

Do I look like I belong with
this jet-setting businesswoman?

Or any woman for that matter?

All my life, everybody thought I was gay.

Was it my sensitivity?

My extensive collection of
Barbara Streisand memorabilia?

Who can say.

When it comes to Lily,
it's the real deal.

He's all yours.
- You are going to love this story!

Or not.

Let's get you a drink.

You're not doing anything wrong.
Stop that!

Maybe it's a sign.

Well, that's why we're adopting.

Listen, my exquisite angel...

I know you better than anybody.

My God, between your archaic parents

and Barry's crusades Du jour,

it's a testament to your strength...

or complete insanity.

Tell me something.

What's in this for you?

Come on, give me your hands.
Give me your hands.

If I've told you once,
I've told you a thousand times,

he is not your twin flame.
Alright?

This silly little congregation.

Interesting.
- What?

I'm getting that you
should pursue the adoption.

Someone is definitely
coming into your life...

In a big way.
- Yes. A baby.

That's not what I'm seeing.
- Please...

I love that you do all of this.

You know I do.

I just, I'm not sure
that I believe what...

Sweetheart, there is no
denying what I'm seeing here.

Your destiny is gonna happen
whether you like it or not.

I know what I'm talking about.
- I know you do.

Secondly, they meet.
Randomly.

Possibly, the only place
their worlds could intersect.

Sorry, I just had a quick question.
- Sure.

I can't help but notice that I'm
the only single person here,

and I, I just wanted to know...

I mean, I have a job as a writer.
I just...

I didn't know if there was
a longer process...

No, it's just as long, whether
you're single or married.

And all the paperwork's
right in here for you.

Okay. Thank you.

Are you...
Are these yours?

Thank you!
I'm sorry. I'm so silly.

Happens to me all the time.
I just forgot my bag!

I don't mean to pry, but are you okay?

Oh, yes. I'm just, I am...

It's all just a little bit overwhelming.

Yeah. I know.

I... heard you talking.

Why do you wanna do this alone?

Well, it hadn't really been
the plan, but... you know what?

It's a long story.

Right.
You're the writer.

That's funny.

What about you?
What do you do?

I'm a photographer, actually.
- Really?

Well, I used to be a photographer.

I better be going.

Okay. Do you have a card?

I'm always looking for photographers.

I do.

Me too... somewhere.

It's... well,
it's kind of old.

It's great. It works!

Thank you.
- Sure.

You're welcome.
- Okay.

Bye.
- Bye.

Hey, it's me!
Where are you?

In the kitchen.

Thank God you live across the street.

I am so stuck in a loop here.

Geez-o.

Help a sister out, will you?

Well, here we go!

For medicinal purposes -
isn't that what you need?

Is there a cricket in the house?
- Yeah.

That's gonna drive me freaking mad.
- Oh, great. Okay, shoo shoo the cricket.

Yeah, I just feel so out of control.

I mean, you'd think
I'd be able to beat it.

I wrote the damn book on it.

Oh, come on.

That was before your mom's death.

Not to mention psycho-chick

cheating on you with my girlfriend!

It wasn't all her fault.

You know, I was completely
MIA once my mom got sick.

Yeah, you're way too forgiving.

Honestly, I don't know why you wanted to

procreate with her anyway.

I mean, you have seen 'Rosemary's Baby'.

You know, at least with Margaret,
we were compatible.

Yeah.

Lombard!

I've know you since high school,

and you were with her
because she was safe!

There was about as much passion
between you and Devil Woman

as a bloody rice cracker!

I mean, they're very nice.

But I don't want one in my vagina,

and I'm absolutely sure
that you don't either!

Oh, my God.
- And I know I'm different. You know?

I go through 'em like socks in a drawer,

but at least I get to feel.

I get highs, lows, schmucky...

And all good and fucky!

So you are going to have to put
your wonderful heart out there

and get to feel all these
wonderful feelings, too.

But until that time,
you are under strict orders

to only do things that
make you feel good.

Not bad. Good.

Okay.

Don't ever let them
see your pain, Peyton.

Don't let your guard down, ever.

Look, Lombard. This love guru...

is supposed to be the absolute best.

Okay, Wave.

Anything to get out of this house.

Remember that chick
I was seeing on Friday?

She was dating Erin and my ex.

I don't even wanna hear it.

You said your eyes were wide open.
- Yeah, well?

I'm legally blind in my left eye,

thank you very much for your sensitivity.

You know what you're like?

You're like the lesbian Jennifer Aniston.

Why in the hell do you think
we're going to this thing?

Where are you going all dolled up?

You know I'm going to Tyler's event.

Oh, yeah, that's right.
You know, I still don't get it.

He was on his way to being one
of the best directors in film school,

and now he's a messin' around
with his soul foods?

Soulemetry.
- Soulemetry? Yeah.

Yeah...

I don't get it.

He lives for this.

And I live for... this.

You know, maybe you could
wear this next date night.

Yeah?
- Yeah.

Well, maybe if you get lucky,
I'll get home early.

Yeah?
- Yeah.

See ya later.

The cookie...

Look, Lombard, this love guru is
supposed to be the absolute best.

Tell me why I have to
go to this thing again.

Because if I do find
my soulmate, you must approve!

And I figured we'd find
you one while we're at it.

In Love!

One and one are one

The heart of love

Reveals the beauty of our soul

How many times do
our eyes simply not see?

Your soulmate could be standing
right next to you right now,

and you wouldn't even know it.

That's because you have your true self,

and what I call your celebrity self.

The one that's obsessed with ego,
the one that wants the hunk

or the thick brown hair,
the bedroom eyes.

Ah, you know what I'm
talking about, don't you?

You know, you recognize,
you really recognize.

These pairings never work out.

And when they fail, we wonder
why why why, with our...

with our broken
hearts and our bruised egos.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying
that physical attraction isn't important.

Of course, it is.

Hello!

What I am saying is don't confuse...

the attraction to the physical...

with the yearning of the soul.

Given its chance, the true self,
the higher self will always

break through to find its soul partner.

And trust me... it could come from
the person you least expect it.

Chew on that...
and some hors d'oeuvres.

I'm gonna start my
readings in a few minutes.

Welcome, welcome.

That woman over there?

No, no, don't look.

She's trying to hit on me.

Seriously!

Oh, my God, she is not coming over here.

Excuse me...
Pardon me.

There you are.
Oh, my God.

Could she be any more stunning?

You were great.
- Thank you.

I am Tyler Montegue, and you are?

Peyton.
- I actually met Peyton at the adoption center.

Small world.
- It is.

Small world. Six degrees.
What does that even mean?

This delusion with accidents.

I'm gonna start my readings.

Well, since this was obviously...

pre-ordained, do you wanna get a drink?

I would love to.
- Okay.

I feel like I'm at the races,
always picking the wrong horse.

That's just it.

Has it ever occurred
to let love find you?

Peyton, you're so brave...

to want to have a baby on your own.

You never thought about getting married?

Oh, I was married.

Thought you said you were single.

I am... now.

Oh, I'm sorry.
- That's okay.

How long were you married?

Six years.

You?

Fifteen.
- What happened?

I don't know.

I guess all the predictable stuff.

My partner couldn't handle all the time
I spent with my ailing mother.

Your partner?

Your partner...

You're...

Gay.

Well... I think that
that is just fine.

I voted no on Prop 8.

Or was it yes on Prop 8?

I don't know, it was all
very, very confusing,

but... I know that
I voted the right way.

I mean, I voted your way.

I just... I don't want you to
think that it's a problem for me

because it's really not.
I mean... why would it be?

Oh, God, I'm sounding pretty ridiculous!

You're fine.

Well, apparently, I am inspiration

for looking for love
in all the wrong places.

Well, it looks like
this was a bust for me,

but... you two. Wave.

This is Elena Winters.

Pleased to meet you.

I really have to run.

My husband has early services tomorrow.

Barry's a pastor.

That...

Cool!

It was nice running into you again.

Pleased to meet you, Wave.
I will see you... Peyton.

You fancy her...
and she fancies you.

Don't even talk to me.

Did you know that a snail
can sleep for three years?

Can you even imagine waking up one day

to realize that you've literally
slept half of your life away?

Nash... I heard you
skipped Bible study.

Yup. Sure did.

I really don't care what
they're crusading against.

And Dad doesn't either.

Your Dad...
- Got the role of a lifetime, Mom.

Playing pastor was the only
gig he could actually book.

Common... You know it.

We all know it.

What?

Hello.

Yeah. Yeah she's right here.
It's for you.

Anyone wants some ice-cream?
- Yeah.

Hello?

- Nash, take a jacket!
- No.

Would you make him take a jacket?

Elena?
- Oh, hi, Peyton!

Do you remember the women's glory project

I was talking about?

I was wondering if I could
see some samples of your work.

I could...
bring my portfolio over...

I could even do it tomorrow.

These are good.

I'm impressed.

She's beautiful.
- Children are my favorite subjects.

I love the set-up.
- They're so innocent, so raw.

They show everything they're feeling.

I love this one.

That's me, actually.

It's great.
- I...

had an idea. I lit it, and I thought...

might as well.

It's really good.

I mean, they are all good.

Why didn't you keep this up?

You know... family.

Life.

I think it's a wonderful project, Peyton.

I think you would be great, if you're interested.
- Yes! I'm definitely interested.

Okay.

So where did this idea come from?

Well, my mom got really sick.

We ended up...
connecting just more deeply,

and I realized how much
more interesting she was

than I ever gave her credit for. And...

women are so complex,
so multi-dimensional.

I just want to dig in. I wanna
show all their colors...

Show...

everything that makes a woman so...

delicious!

I've got to run.

But... we can meet Sunday...
if that's good for you...

to keep things moving forward.
- Sure.

That'd be great.

Bye.
- Bye.

How could you, of all people,
manage to run out of coffee?

Thank you so much.

And you can go.

What's with you, ants in your pants?

I have a business meeting.

Here, on a Sunday?
- Yeah. I do.

Thank you so much for bringing this.
Now give me a minute.

It's Wave, right?
- Right! That would be me!

So you must be the...
business meeting.

Yes.
- Got it!

Come on in.

Okay. Bye.
- You make yourself at home.

When I say do stuff that feels good,

I don't mean do straight, married stuff!

Okay.

Don't start!

Is this you?
I mean, your story?

Yeah.

I think of an agoraphobic...

like in 'Grey Gardens', you know, all...

huddled up in a corner
with a bunch of cats!

Yeah, well, all the new meds
make us far more acceptable.

Really, I would never have known.

Can I make a suggestion?

You need a new author's photo.

This one just doesn't do you justice!

It's not about what
I look like in my line of work.

It's more about my words.
- Nonsense.

I'm going to do a new
author's photo for you.

My gift.

Alright.

Man...

- I'm so sorry I'm late.
- Hey! How are you?

This is my son!
Nash! Heard about you.

Nice to meet you.

You must be Tori.
- And you must be the writer!

You know what my dream job would be?

Research assistant.

I mean, I would do the
deepest, meanest...

most intimate statistical
research on any given topic...

and I would correlate and extrapolate...

and I would give meaning...

meaning to each and every single part.

And it would just be so amazing!

She'd be really great at it.
- Checkmate. I win.

That is why you never
take your eye off the ball.

That's right!

Please, darling, don't
eviscerate the poor child.

Hey, Ty.

Tell Peyton the story.

Alright, if you insist.

So... this earnest young writer comes
to Hollywood to make his mark...

and all very Youngblood Hawke, right?

Very soon he realizes
that... life is...

seldom the stuff of romance novels.

He buys himself a Lexus...

And he says, per chance, did you
drive a white Lexus?

No. Don't even say it.

The owner of the clunker turns
out to be the very assistant...

who gave him his start.

Can you believe it? They would
come at the exact same time.

Soulemetry, soulemetry.

Three months later...
- Married.

They were married.
Do you love it?

Do you love it?!
- A coincidence!

That's why God performs a miracle
and decides to remain anonymous.

No. It's when God...

gives you a choice
and you make the right one.

That's the real thing.

I thought she'd be great
to have a child with, you know?

Make a family...

You know, Barry and I
only have one thing in common and...

that's our son, so...

I don't know. Sometimes I just think I
got married to rebel against my parents.

My father's Indian.
He's...

very old school, you know.

Stern but quiet hand.

My mother's from Spain, she's...

very Catholic.

Now that's a lethal combination.

I know. It really is!

It really is. For years I
just have felt like a mummy.

Just...

Yeah, at first I was
really happy with Barry.

After some time, I...

I just started to think what's...

wrong with me. Why don't I feel
what everybody else feels?

I don't... I don't think I've ever
been in love with him.

But he's in love with you?

I don't know.
I think sometimes...

marriage is just a series
of compromises that...

I don't know, maybe...

some of us are not
meant to have a soulmate.

Like Tyler thinks.

What about you?

Me?
- Yeah.

Well...

I don't know about soulmates, but...

I'm with Margaret...

After that...

Frankly my dear...

I don't care if I never see
another lesbian for as long as I live.

I'm not kidding.

Oh, goodness.

All I really want is a baby.

And honestly, that's probably
all I ever needed in the first place.

This point is key.

Everything feels completely brand new...

but absolutely familiar.

Okay, you...

sit.

Okay.

Can I ask you something?

It's a rather personal question.

Go ahead.

How did you know you were gay?

How'd you know you were straight?

I mean, did you know from the beginning?

No. Actually...

I did the whole...

straight thing up until my early 20s.

But then, I fell head over heels...

for this...
photographer, actually.

Well, we can be very deep.

What about you?

Well, I never knew you were supposed
to be anything but straight.

No school girl crushes?

No...

Royal Academy experimentation?

Nothing.

I never even...

kissed a girl.

No.

With my upbringing...

that never really occurred to me.

I guess I'm just a square!

Or maybe you're just straight.

You mind if I move around a little bit?

Pardon me?

No, yeah, no.

Yeah, I think I got it.

Got it.

That was great.

Hey Mama Bear.

Are you aware that the entire time
I've crashed here at your house,

I have never once heard you whistle?

A nonverbal expression of
happiness or pleasure?

Oh, come on.
I'm sure I've whistled before.

Hey, Tori?

Do you know any...

the gay girls at your school?

You mean lesbians?

Excuse me, but the last time I looked,

you were hanging out
with a lesbian named Peyton.

Well, yeah, but Peyton's not really...
- Yeah, I know, I know.

She could pass for straight.

Anyway... a normal person engages
in the pursuit of kissing

a mere 21.000
plus or minus minutes

in their sorry little lives.

Which boils down roughly to mere months.

So, who cares who kissing whom?

Really?
- Really! I mean...

over the lifespan
of an average 80-year-old...

they're only having sex six times a year.

I mean, we take more baths

and eat more chocolate bars,
for gosh sakes!

And yet, this whole gay thing,
literally...

has everybody from the religious right...

all the way to Papa Bear's
knickers in a twist.

I know.

And FYI...

he's no fan of your new friend either.

What?!

Mom...
Don't worry.

Dad's just grumbling about how much
time you and Peyton spend together.

But I personally think it's kinda cool...

'cause you're not all caught up
in the church, and...

it makes me kind of proud.

Just so you're
completely informed, Nash...

according to the specialist who was
on Queen Oprah the other day...

straight women everywhere are
suddenly wanting to be with other women...

to experience their new-found...
sexual fluidity.

You're good, Mom?
- Yeah.

Anyway...

lesbo 101, in a nutshell.

Yeah, but that's not my mom, so...

Well, obviously, that's not Mama Bear.

Don't get so defensive!
Gosh!

You know, I think you two are
what Tyler calls Twin Flames.

I do, and you found each other
so early in life!

Oh, Ma, come on!

Think of all the time left
you have to bicker, you two!

Yeah.

While your world's may seem
utterly disconnected...

the paths that you have
individually taken

bring you together
at freakish randomness.

My father was in the service so
we jumped all over the world...

and I made Spain my home.

And my mother was a gypsy
and so we traveled a lot,

from one town to the next,
and I ended up in LA.

My best friend's brother,
he had his wedding in New York,

which is where we met.

And we got stuck at the 'friends' table.

You know, the table where nobody
knows who the hell you are.

You just kind of like sitting there?

And I...

I spilled champagne all over her dress.
- All over my dress.

Yup. Then I freak, 'cause I...

I realize how beautiful she is.

It still gives me goosebumps.
- Yeah.

We were born in the same town.

Silverton, Oregon...

less than 10,000 people...

within a week of each other.

We traveled nearly a million
miles to find one another.

And we did.

And it is all because
I asked him to pass the salt.

You had that planned.

I know. I did...

It worked.

What? Wait. I'm so glad that it's all
going tiggity-boo, you know?

But, I don't know...

Sounds a little scary,
if I'm perfectly honest.

I'm trying to talk to my friend?

Sorry.
- God.

You kill me.
Seriously, though.

Common.

I think it's getting
a little out of control, no?

The unbuttoning of the shirt.

What about all the eye blazing
that goes on between you?

I mean, come on.
Who does that?

Eye blazing? Seriously?

You're the writer.
Call it what you want.

Seriously though, you know, this...

this is the oldest and most
tragic game in the book!

Lonely housewife meets...

quite fascinating lesbo to take
a wee stroll on the wild side!

You gotta grow some
mini cojones... start!

You gotta tell her what's going on.
- Yeah.

No.

No, no, no, I can't.

Peyton, she's straight!

And married to a pastor!

Not to mention she's culturally challenged.
I mean...

It's kind of twisted how much
you've got going against you.

Alright, you belabor the obvious.

I've added an assignment out of town.

I'm gonna, when I come back...

I've already decided.
I'm gonna make myself...

less available.

Actually unavailable.

The I'm-too-busy-and-
too-much-of-a-chicken-shit

to-tell-you-what's-
really-going-on

fade-into-the-woodwork, treatment.

Yup.

Well, I hope it works out.

You came all the way
over here to say that to me?

Yeah I did.
- You could have just called.

I.. I did call.

I wanted to show you these pictures.
God Peyton...

you look amazing!
Really...

What a... Great!

I should have called first, huh?

No, no, it's just, you didn't
have to come all the way over...

here, that's all.
- Yeah.

Maybe this isn't a good time.

No... No, no, no.
I... I...

I was actually...

You know what?

This is... good a time as any.
You wanna...

Can you give me... a second?

Okay.

Oh, my God. Really?

Pants, pants, pants, pants...

Shirt's over here,
shirt, shirt, shirt, shirt.

You're kidding.

Oh, my God.

She won't even care.

You're straight...

and married.

No big deal.

Just tell her...
Oh, my God.

Okay.

Look, Elena...
I really should have called... first.

I need to talk to you about something.
- Sure.

Are you okay?

No... actually.

This, I mean nothing serious,
it's just that...

I...

Would you like some breakfast, English...

For God sakes, what's...
What's going on?

It's just ridiculous. It's a...

Alright.

First of all...
you're straight.

And second of all, you're straight...

and married. And...

my God...

I so didn't want this to happen.

Mean, you know that...

I'm a lesbian.
Right?

Yes.
- Okay.

So...

that's it.

That's what?

What?
- What I just said.

Which is?

You know...

I... I really like you.

Elena...
- I like you, too.

More than I should.

So...

No we don't, you know,
have to talk about it or anything.

I mean, I'm fine with that.

I just think if we just...

you know, don't spend time together.
- No... No!

No, God, Peyton. No!
I don't wanna not spend time!

I mean, you just,
you just heard what I said.

Yes, but we...

We need to be in each others lives!

I just found you!

You're my absolute best friend...

and I know we can get around this.

I don't wanna not be with you.

And you can have...

all of me.

All of it except for that.

All of me.

Okay.

Just so you know...

That...

is...

is a big deal for a lesbian.

I mean, at least in the beginning.

I just, Peyton...

Let's have some wine, let's make a plan.

Just please...

Please don't take you away from me.

Okay.

Okay.

Go get some wine.
- Okay.

Yes... these are God's children.

But they have lost their way.

And we cannot simply
award this deviant path...

by allowing them the...
sacred sacrament of marriage.

And they think if they can...

twist enough arms in the political arena...

that they can win this...

prize.

But marriage isn't a prize, is it?

It's a gift.

Greatest right...

that we have.

And it should not... be tarnished.

It will not... be tarnished!

What the hell was that?

Do you know what it looks like
when you walk out of a sermon?

Barry, don't.

Look... you know Elena, there's some
of this stuff that I just have to do.

Yes. I am familiar with
the greater good speech.

Yeah, and you've always been good about
about these compromises, until now...

You had gay friends before.

Back in your grand theater days.

Nash, I'm just saying
I think people should know...

they should not be rewarded
for bad behavior.

Bad behavior!
Get real, Dad!

Selling your soul is bad behavior.
Loving someone isn't!

You know...

it's only a matter of time before this
entire marriage discussion is so...

2000 and late.

Everyone knows Millie is the
money at Papa Bear's church.

Maybe we should cut him some slack...

'cause...

he's pretty screwed
if he doesn't toe the line.

Are you hungry?

I'm gonna make some dinner.

This person...

makes you see the world
through a different filter.

No matter how hard you try,
this person is suddenly living

in every corner of your mind.

I don't know what to say, I've...

You know, I spent the whole day
looking at lesbian sites.

No, no, not attracted...

to them. I'm not...

attracted to any of the women in them...

I don't think I'm a lesbian, Peyton.

You're not the only one with feelings.

I'm so confused, Peyton.

Can we just agree...

to call it a serious crush?

All I can think about is...

You okay?

Yeah.

Something's burning.

Oh, I knew you'd feel like this.

Oh, so soft.

So soft like velvet.

Stop.

Don't go any further.

You can leave now if you want to.

Really?

Are you afraid to be alone with me?

Yes.

Seriously?

Seriously.

Hey, are you busy?

No, I'm free.

Yeah.

Do you wanna have dinner?

Great.

I'll be there in fifteen minutes.

Okay.

I thought you guys went to the movies!

We missed you too much.
- It was sold out, Mom.

Can we have some burgers.
- That's in the fridge, honey.

Awesome.
- Did you pick up some beer?

It's in the fridge.

Yes. I see.

But only because God's
love heals and allows me...

to see the sin within myself.

To purge those temptations...

those desires that are the devil's work.

And only with God's love,
God's glorious love...

How many of us wanna
push those terrible urges...

from those base human impulses?

Those craven desires of flesh...

that push us to do things
we know are wrong.

God...

I don't know.
I can't decide.

I love this one.

It's got this... essence of,
like comrades, you know?

But this one...
it's just so damn good.

What do you think?

Make love to me, Peyton.

I... I... I thought you wanted to wait...

You know, to see if you...

Peyton, make love to me.

I want to, Elena, trust me.

But...

once we go there, there's no going back.

I don't wanna go back.

Are you okay?

Yes.

Are you?

Elena...

stay with me.

Oh, I know how I knew.

When you kiss, it's like you
live inside that kiss forever...

Hey, sweetie, just give me a second.

...but yet it feels brand new.

It is a good thing she is
not a controlled substance.

Yeah!
- That's all I'm sayin'.

She's far more dangerous.

Okay, I'll bite.
So...

what's with the shimmering
new and improved you?

Oh, Tyler...

You know, what you are doing is
the very definition of insanity.

I'm in love!

For the first time, for the...
only time in my life.

Gorgeous straight housewife.

Never had sex with a woman before.

Thinks she's died and gone to heaven.
Now what?

What happened to you telling me

to do things that make me feel good?

Okay, I am trying to put
my cynicism on one side.

Good.

'Cause I'd just like to...

stay in my happy place for a second more,
if you don't mind.

Happy place.

My God! Okay.

Alright, okay.
Now that you have...

completely taken my breath away...

we're gonna sit down, and you're
gonna tell me everything.

Yeah, you two walk off into the sunset...

no dead bodies strewn behind.

Alright, I mean, every
teeny, tiny, minuscule...

minute, infinitesimal,
mother fucking detail!

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Are you done now?

Probably.
- That's great.

Now I have this big fat
foreclosure sign on my happy place.

I'm so having fun!
- I can see it!

It's okay.

Perhaps some of you are thinking...

epic love can't happen to me.

But when true love enters
your life, epic happens.

We worked in the same
company all of our lives.

And for 27 years...
we passed each other by

and never said one word to each other.

Sometimes he would nod and smile.

But always very pleasant.

Then I had a heart attack.

I thought I don't have much more
time to let things pass me by.

I'm not gonna waste one more minute.

So when he came back to work,
he came right up to me and said...

I'm not gonna waste
one more minute of my life.

I'm not Fred Astaire, but I'd like
to take you dancing.

And...

after three weeks of that wonderful...

dancing date, we were married.

And we haven't spent
a moment apart since.

The heart knows what the heart knows.

Right?
- Right.

You are desperate to be with them...

and you will move heaven
and earth to do so.

I'm too old for youth camp, Dad.

Alright fine, I'll drop you off
with the seniors...

and maybe Tori and I
can just whoop it up.

Come on.
You always have fun.

Alright.
- I love you.

Look.

I know. You made it great!
It looks wonderful!

Bye.
- Bye, honey.

I'll be back tomorrow.
- Okay.

I'll give you a call later.
- Okay.

Bye.

Bye!

Everything's so different with you.

Elena, what are you doing?

What I want.

Elena...

Peyton, I love you.

Good morning!

Here you go.
- Thank you.

We better not start.

Eat.

Thank you.
- You're welcome.

Do you...

make breakfast for him like this?

He doesn't eat breakfast.

Anything else you'd like to know?

Actually, yes.

Look...

It is what it is.

Which is...

what?

Which is what?
- Peyton, don't.

Tell me.

I wanna know.

Oh come on, like... how does it happen?
How does he come on to you?

Oh, my God.
- When?

Like every other day?
Every day?

What about your date nights on Saturday?

Is it like every Saturday or every other month...
- Oh my God.

You really ask a lot of questions.

What?
I'm... I'm a woman.

Tell me.

Look, I don't know what
you're hunting for, but...

the sad fact is that we
just don't connect that way.

I thought it would be easier to...

hear it means nothing, but it does not.

Peyton, I have to tell you something.

We are...

taking a vacation to...

Hawaii.

It's our annual vacation...

and I really wanted to tell you sooner...

but I didn't want to
ruin our time together.

You what? The little fact that...

you were going on...

some romantic vacation with
your husband in Hawaii?

I know, I know, I know.
- Come on!

He and I, we...
he hasn't touched me...

since we've been together.
You know that, right?

Oh, my God, my God.

What was I thinking?

Who could think?

You know what? You, you're gonna
have to do it...

eventually.

You, you'll end up doing it, right?

It means nothing.

No...

you'll make us mean nothing.

Great.

I...

I'll be there. Where...

How long will it be before you're home?

Yes, I'll be there.

I have to go.
- Go.

See ya.

Aren't you even gonna kiss me goodbye?

I will call you.

I miss you.

Honestly, I missed you before
our last kiss was finished.

I just want you to know
that I am with you.

Elena, your beauty
radiates from your soul.

I finally understand the cliched term...

'take one's breath away'.

You take my breath away.

When you kiss me...

Oh, God!

When you kiss me, Elena...

I remember the night you showed up

and made love to me with no words.

Elena, I have never let anyone have me...

let anyone take me...

ravage me...

as I have let you.

You have given me such a gift...

the other side of myself.

You've made me whole.

Can anyone say, Outed in Maui?

Yeah.

Was looking for an
aspirin in my mom's suitcase...

and this is what I found.

I know you're upset.

When you came after me...

everyone thought I was a goober.

But you didn't care.

I think...

your mom's just following her heart.

I never would have expected that to happen.
I'm so sorry!

Yeah, well...

A lot of unexpected scenarios
could have happened

since your wedding anniversary's this weekend...
- You know Peyton, I'm...

What? What?

Never mind.
I really have to go.

Alright.
- I'll call you tomorrow.

Sure.

I'm so sorry.

I know this is the third
time I've had to cancel...

I wanna see you.

I need to see you.

What's with you now?

Nothing. I'm just tired.

You're just tired?

You had a long day?

Yeah.
- Yeah.

You know maybe I'm tired...

maybe I've had a long day.

What?

Look...

I don't wanna fight.

The last time I checked...

there's two of us in this marriage!

Is it too much time to ask
to spend a little time

on our anniversary?

You know, one of us is still here...

doing things and the other one is just...

letting everything slide.

The laundry's sliding, Nash is sliding.

This is sliding!

I need to go to bed.

Shit!

Oh, I missed you!

What is it?

I just...
wanna look at you.

I only have an hour.

He didn't touch me.

He didn't.

What the hell are you doing home?

You know better than to cut school.

Is this the pot calling the kettle black?

Father God knows all?

Except for apparently
what's going on around here.

What's that supposed to mean?

Oh, my God!

Your son is quickly on the
verge of becoming unmanageable.

I'm always here for Nash!

No! You're not!

Nash is going through
something right now...

and I need you to get your
head back in the game.

I'm going to bed.

I love the way you make me feel.

And since your mom is
missing half the goddamn time.

Can you spell clueless?

Hey... don't talk to me that way.

No matter what else happens,
I'm still your father.

Your mom is just following her heart.

Every time I think...

it's impossible to love you more, I do.

Ever deeper.

Hello?

Where is she?

I've been calling non-stop
for the past two hours.

Tori?

Look. I'm on your side, okay?
So you can drop the pretense.

Nash is in trouble.
- Tori?

Some really nasty
Boonesberry, got snookered

and then returned to
the scene of the crime

for some Doritos, of all things.

- Is he safe?
- Typical acting out with teens.

Their frontal lobe doesn't take into consideration...
- Tori! Is he safe?

Not to worry!

Once they found out Papa Bear
was a pastor, they let him out.

Now they're both at home...
wondering where you are.

I gotta go.

Nash?

Nash?

What were you thinking?

What the hell were you thinking?
- Excuse me?

What are we talking about here?

You...

and your dirty little secret!

Yeah!

I read her letters!

I even liked her!

Nash! What were you doing
going through my things?!

Don't you dare turn this around on me.

Nash...

listen to me.

I wasn't looking for this.

God knows I don't really understand it.

And I certainly didn't
realize what was happening

until it was too late.

You are going to tell Dad.

I certainly planned on
telling him before you!

So then what?

Are you guys going to get a divorce?

I'm not sure, Nash...

I don't really know what I'm doing.

Then stop!

Now, I think he's an asshole half the
time, but this will kill him, Mom.

It will blow his whole ridiculous act.

I mean... how's he supposed
to guide his fawning flock

when his wife is sleeping with the enemy?

Nash, I need you to
understand something honey.

I have never been dishonest

or cheated on your father before this.

But I've never been
in love with him either.

Then why, Mom?

Why stay with him this whole time?

Why do you think, honey?

It's okay, baby.

Where were you?

As if I have to ask.

I already told you...

I was at the park.

Even with challenges
seemingly insurmountable...

true love will find a way.

So we met in group.
Big surprise.

And... it was weird
because my Robert, who...

rarely comes out,

just fell so head-over
for her Jane.

Thing is, her Jane is in control
of all her personalities.

Yeah, but it's still hell for me.

Because when I want Robert,

I have to do battle with all his alters.

And to be quite frank, he's got some...

rather unappealing personas.

But when Robert does come through...

Oh, my God. My Jane is just so...

deeply and completely in love with him.

I love you.

Robert?

Jane.

I missed you so much.

Come here.

It may be cliche, but it's true.

Love really can conquer just
about anything out there.

Do you really think so?
- I really think so.

Really I...

Look, I know things are
crazy over there right now,

but I just wanted to
make sure Nash is okay.

Call me.

I feel like it's about to...
devastate everything I know.

What am I doing?

Look at all the people I'm hurting!

You can't rewrite the past...

but you can reframe the present.

What a gift you have been given!

I have never seen you so...

alive and joyous and in touch
and full of passion!

Peyton makes you breathe!

You alright?
- Yeah.

Are you sitting down?

I'm telling you, I just saw
her kissing another woman

in the plain light of day.

I knew something was up with her.

Not wanting to protest, missing services.

But this!

I know this week has been really rough.

She must be one of those...

I can't even say it.
I... I... I don't...

the word just doesn't
come out of my mouth...

Lesbian.

Oh my gosh.
She's going to hell.

Maybe we should pull back a little...

you know?

Just...

until things settle down.

You don't have to feel so guilty.

And I can get my head screwed back on.
But where... where is all this coming from?

You don't get it.

I am...

too far in.

I understand that you're scared...

and...

all the reasons...

that you don't trust.

Don't you know by now,
Peyton, this is what I want?

I have never lied to you.

And I never will.

I guess at this point,
I really don't know that, Elena.

You don't believe me?

I knew when I was getting into it.

It is what it is.
I just...

I just don't think I can do it.

Peyton?

This just can't happen overnight.

I have been married for fifteen years.

My family won't, they can't,
understand this.

Just... just give me some time.
I'm...

And when?
I...

And what?
- I can... I can work it out!

I just need to know, that you're
going to be there with me.

I believe they call that having
your cake and eating it, too.

I don't think that...
I can do this halfway.

You are doing it halfway.

I saw them with my own eyes,
and it should come from me.

'Cause he trusts me, and, and...

I'm the one to do it.

Don't you see a future with us?

Sorry.

Maybe limited, but no, I...

I'm sorry.

They were what?
No way!

Don't do this to us.

Mommy! Mommy!

Peyton, honey, what's wrong?

Peyton, honey, what's the matter?

It's Molly...
She's moving.

And I love her so much!

Get a hold of yourself.

This is an important
lesson to learn in life.

When you love...

expect disappointment.
It's just the way it is.

And finally...

this connection has
fundamentally changed you...

Significantly altered you
to-the-core.

You know what the hell you're doing?

I didn't come to fight, I...

knew you'd need this.

You know Elena...

maybe Nash was right.

You know, maybe I am clueless,

but I know one thing
if I know nothing else.

You are not a lesbian.

You're right. I'm not.

Then why the hell are you doing this?

To us?
To Nash?

I mean, it just doesn't even
making sense to me.

And don't even get me started on how
selfish this is. Nash needs us!

You're right.
Nash needs us.

He needs us.
The real us...

The best of us!

My God, Barry, I'm done lying...
- To him?!!!

To you! To myself! This...

It has nothing to do with Peyton.

It has everything to do with Peyton.
This is my decision about my son and my life!

I should have been done
with this charade years ago!

Charade?

A Charade?
Are you serious?

You got on this thing from the very start!
- And that was selfish.

Being here and not really
being inside it, with you.

I'm done with this Barry.

And if it's selfish...

so be it.

It is selfish.
- Barry, I'm done with this.

Elena, I just...
- I'm done.

Yeah, I finished all the classes,
did all the paperwork...

and she said that I can be looking
at placements within weeks.

God! And that's because you're not...

you're not letting
anything get in your way.

No, no. No worries.

Keeping one focus, one focus only.

Gosh Wave, I'm going to be a mom!
- Yeah!

Well I'll be right around for auntie duty

just after that whaa, prrt! Stage.

You'll be there.

Hey, I know it's taken a while,

but you finally look like
you're among the living.

And that would be the spray tan.

Wow, that is so bizarre.

I was just reading this morning
about the correlation of...

coincidence with the concept of fatalism.

Oh, yeah?

Which would, you know,
throw a great deal of weight

to the premise that all of us
running into one another was...

this probably inevitable.

Elena.

Oh, Christ.

I can ex...
- Are you kidding me?

I can explain.

Just don't.
- Peyton.

Just save it!
- Don't talk to my mom like that.

- Peyton, please listen to me.
- No, no, no.

You've been fucking him this whole time?
- No!

You played me!

You played me!
- I didn't.

Yeah, you did.

You think you could just
come into my world?

I might be the fool, but you
are nothing but a selfish whore.

Elena! Elena!

Help!

Help! Somebody call 911!

How could I go to the hospital?

I don't belong there.

You couldn't know.

Peyton, you took a chance.

You know, you took
a huge, beautiful risk.

She just doesn't quit!
Does she?

Sending you around here
to do her dirty work for her.

Peyton...

She needs you.

Nash...

Please...

Please?

Peyton!

You alright?

She's fine.

Baby's doing just dandy.

Look I'm... I'm glad everything's alright,

but I have no idea why I'm here.

Peyton please, just...
sit and listen.

I know you're upset but...

please understand.

This entire last year was
never supposed to happen.

It was never even imaginable to me.

I fell in love with you...

a woman.

Yes, I'm pregnant, but it's not because...

I was sleeping with Barry.

Barry hasn't touched me since we started.

It's Tyler...

Tyler is the father.

Trust me, we weren't
sleeping together either.

Lily would have ki...

After all those years
of infertility hell...

Tyler offered and I accepted.

It's my greatest contribution to mankind.

You okay?
- Yeah.

Why didn't you tell me?

After all this time.

My God, I was so hateful to you.

Peyton, I must have tried to
call you a thousand times, but I...

things to take care of.

Nash...

Barry...

Starting my divorce.

And during that time...

Tyler's little guys hit the jackpot.

I got pregnant.

I just need you to know...

that none...

none of what we had...

was a lie.

It was the truest
thing I have ever known.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry I was so hateful...

I'm so sorry.

Look at me.

You're pregnant!
- Yeah.

Its's awesome!
It's so awesome!

I miss you.

I miss you, too.

You're so beautiful.

I missed you so much.

I missed you so much.

Yes. All is as it should be.

Soulemetry.