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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,306 --> 00:00:04,178 HELEN : If it feels good, go with it. 2 00:00:13,883 --> 00:00:16,581 : But we're supposedto be the responsible ones here. 3 00:00:16,625 --> 00:00:18,409 EDDIE: I got to agree with that. 4 00:00:20,063 --> 00:00:22,152 So, in the spirit of responsibility: 5 00:00:22,196 --> 00:00:24,198 lambskins. 6 00:00:24,241 --> 00:00:27,288 -Courtesy of my pop's undies drawer. 7 00:01:06,370 --> 00:01:08,242 -What was that? 8 00:01:11,941 --> 00:01:14,857 I know you two heard it. The jingling? 9 00:01:14,900 --> 00:01:16,206 It's probably those annoying wind chimes 10 00:01:16,250 --> 00:01:18,252 the eight-year-olds made. 11 00:04:24,873 --> 00:04:26,309 XAVIER: Five, six, seven, eight! 12 00:04:29,530 --> 00:04:32,097 XAVIER: Kick! Kick! 13 00:04:32,141 --> 00:04:34,491 Up. Reach. 14 00:04:36,406 --> 00:04:39,061 ♪ This is the end♪ 15 00:04:39,104 --> 00:04:40,062 XAVIER: Yeah! 16 00:04:40,105 --> 00:04:41,063 ♪ You made your choice♪ 17 00:04:41,106 --> 00:04:45,067 ♪ And now my chance is over♪ 18 00:04:45,110 --> 00:04:46,634 ♪ I thought I was in♪ 19 00:04:46,677 --> 00:04:48,853 XAVIER: Hip thrust, in. 20 00:04:48,897 --> 00:04:52,553 ♪ You put me down and say I'm going nowhere♪ 21 00:04:52,596 --> 00:04:54,642 XAVIER: Left, left. 22 00:04:54,685 --> 00:04:56,687 ♪ Save me, darlin'♪ 23 00:04:57,906 --> 00:04:58,863 ♪ I am down♪ 24 00:04:58,907 --> 00:05:01,562 ♪ But I am far from over♪ 25 00:05:03,694 --> 00:05:05,522 -♪ Give me something♪ -XAVIER: Ooh. 26 00:05:05,566 --> 00:05:06,610 And down. 27 00:05:06,654 --> 00:05:09,178 ♪ I need it all 'cause I am♪ 28 00:05:09,221 --> 00:05:11,876 -♪ Runnin' over♪ -Left! Left! Right! Right! 29 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:14,096 It's hard but it's worth it! 30 00:05:14,139 --> 00:05:16,141 ♪ Back in the race♪ 31 00:05:18,187 --> 00:05:21,582 ♪ I'm moving in 'cause I am getting closer♪ 32 00:05:23,366 --> 00:05:24,411 ♪ I'm digging in♪ 33 00:05:24,454 --> 00:05:25,934 XAVIER: Yes! Two more! 34 00:05:25,977 --> 00:05:27,936 -♪ I want it more than♪ -On your side! 35 00:05:27,979 --> 00:05:30,373 ♪ Anything I've wanted♪ 36 00:05:31,505 --> 00:05:33,158 ♪ Save.♪ 37 00:05:35,552 --> 00:05:37,554 Hi. 38 00:05:37,598 --> 00:05:39,382 I'm not a lez. Just friendly. 39 00:05:40,427 --> 00:05:41,645 Rad bod, though. 40 00:05:41,689 --> 00:05:43,386 Like that girl on Cheers. 41 00:05:44,561 --> 00:05:46,737 I noticed you ogling my buddy Chet's mound. 42 00:05:46,781 --> 00:05:48,739 You want me to introduce you? 43 00:05:48,783 --> 00:05:50,915 I don't know what you're talking about. 44 00:05:50,959 --> 00:05:52,700 It's nothing to be ashamed of. 45 00:05:52,743 --> 00:05:55,006 The whole reason most people come to Slimmercise class 46 00:05:55,050 --> 00:05:56,225 is to hook up. 47 00:05:57,748 --> 00:05:59,446 Not for me. 48 00:05:59,489 --> 00:06:01,578 The last American virgin. 49 00:06:01,622 --> 00:06:03,537 Everyone tells me I can be 50 00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:05,582 a little over the top with new people. 51 00:06:05,626 --> 00:06:07,454 It's just that it's L.A.-- you can't make friends 52 00:06:07,497 --> 00:06:08,933 unless you get a little aggressive, right? 53 00:06:08,977 --> 00:06:10,413 Totally. 54 00:06:10,457 --> 00:06:11,762 I'm Brooke. 55 00:06:11,806 --> 00:06:13,242 I'm new in town. 56 00:06:13,285 --> 00:06:14,461 Well, I'm obsessed with this place. 57 00:06:14,504 --> 00:06:16,245 I've been doing aerobics since '82. 58 00:06:16,288 --> 00:06:18,943 Ever since I read those articlesabout it in Rolling Stone. 59 00:06:18,987 --> 00:06:20,380 Did you know they have 60 00:06:20,423 --> 00:06:21,511 competitive aerobics championships? 61 00:06:21,555 --> 00:06:22,991 -Sounds... serious. 62 00:06:23,034 --> 00:06:24,993 I know it may sound silly to you, 63 00:06:25,036 --> 00:06:27,778 but I'm gonna be the greatestaerobics competitor of all time. 64 00:06:27,822 --> 00:06:29,780 -I'm Montana, by the way. -Mm. 65 00:06:37,266 --> 00:06:39,181 She was stabbed, like, 40 times. 66 00:06:39,224 --> 00:06:42,663 Her throat was cut so badly she was basically decapitated. 67 00:06:42,706 --> 00:06:45,187 -Describing your last date? - Hilarious. 68 00:06:45,230 --> 00:06:48,408 -Yeah. -No. There was a murder a couple of days ago 69 00:06:48,451 --> 00:06:49,713 in Glassell Park. 70 00:06:49,757 --> 00:06:52,063 My cousin works for LAPD Homicide, 71 00:06:52,107 --> 00:06:54,022 and they're convinced whoever did it is responsible 72 00:06:54,065 --> 00:06:56,546 for a bunch of other unsolved murders in town. 73 00:06:56,590 --> 00:06:59,506 The cops are calling him the Night Stalker. 74 00:06:59,549 --> 00:07:01,421 I heard serial killers become more active 75 00:07:01,464 --> 00:07:03,074 in the summer months when it's hot. 76 00:07:06,251 --> 00:07:08,645 Because people sleep with their windows open at night. 77 00:07:08,689 --> 00:07:10,212 Hmm. This is Brooke. 78 00:07:10,255 --> 00:07:11,561 She's new in town. 79 00:07:11,605 --> 00:07:13,694 Brooke, this is Xavier, 80 00:07:13,737 --> 00:07:15,696 Ray and Chet. 81 00:07:15,739 --> 00:07:17,306 Hi. 82 00:07:17,349 --> 00:07:19,221 Hey. 83 00:07:19,264 --> 00:07:21,571 Hey. How do you guys know each other? 84 00:07:21,615 --> 00:07:23,007 XAVIER: Well, it's L.A. 85 00:07:23,051 --> 00:07:24,835 Do any of us really know each other? 86 00:07:24,879 --> 00:07:27,664 RAY: We collected each other over the last couple of years. 87 00:07:27,708 --> 00:07:29,231 Xavier and Montana met in traffic 88 00:07:29,274 --> 00:07:31,015 -and dated for a hot second. -"Met in traffic" 89 00:07:31,059 --> 00:07:33,235 is a nice way of saying that I missed an audition 90 00:07:33,278 --> 00:07:34,584 for one of the last episodes of MASH 91 00:07:34,628 --> 00:07:36,238 because she rear-ended me. 92 00:07:36,281 --> 00:07:37,239 You are welcome. 93 00:07:37,282 --> 00:07:39,067 -You're an actor? -Yeah. 94 00:07:39,110 --> 00:07:41,504 Not one of those "happy to get a role on a soap opera 95 00:07:41,548 --> 00:07:43,288 or a Coca-Cola commercial" types. 96 00:07:43,332 --> 00:07:45,465 I'm a serious actor. 97 00:07:45,508 --> 00:07:47,510 I trained at Stella Adler.. 98 00:07:47,554 --> 00:07:49,033 I'm method. 99 00:07:49,077 --> 00:07:50,252 Cool. 100 00:07:50,295 --> 00:07:51,688 Chet and I met at the gym. 101 00:07:51,732 --> 00:07:53,255 Yeah, and I think I met Montana 102 00:07:53,298 --> 00:07:55,518 at a party up in the hills at Justine Bateman's house. 103 00:07:55,562 --> 00:07:57,085 -You know her? -Not really. 104 00:07:57,128 --> 00:07:59,479 Anyway... my cousin was saying that they think 105 00:07:59,522 --> 00:08:01,132 that this guy's gonna go on a rampage, 106 00:08:01,176 --> 00:08:03,831 like Son of Sam did in the summer of '78. 107 00:08:03,874 --> 00:08:05,833 Which is why I'm getting out of town 108 00:08:05,876 --> 00:08:07,312 for the next couple of months. 109 00:08:07,356 --> 00:08:09,532 I got a gig as a counselor at a summer camp 110 00:08:09,576 --> 00:08:11,534 they're opening up a couple of hours from here. 111 00:08:12,666 --> 00:08:14,102 You guys should all come. 112 00:08:14,145 --> 00:08:16,060 I mean, they're desperate for counselors. 113 00:08:16,104 --> 00:08:17,845 Hey, I'm in. When do we leave? 114 00:08:17,888 --> 00:08:20,325 Tomorrow, after class. 115 00:08:20,369 --> 00:08:21,762 Why can't we leave tonight? 116 00:08:21,805 --> 00:08:23,546 Slow down. 117 00:08:23,590 --> 00:08:24,678 What's with you? 118 00:08:24,721 --> 00:08:26,723 You been jumpy all week. 119 00:08:26,767 --> 00:08:29,639 I'm just ready to get out before the Olympic shit show starts. 120 00:08:29,683 --> 00:08:32,729 Okay? Los Angelesis about to descend into chaos. 121 00:08:32,773 --> 00:08:34,862 All right, gridlock on the freeways. 122 00:08:34,905 --> 00:08:36,646 And I'm thinking of poor Chet, having to be here 123 00:08:36,690 --> 00:08:38,518 getting his face rubbed in it. 124 00:08:38,561 --> 00:08:40,302 Fuck the IOC. 125 00:08:40,345 --> 00:08:42,652 I'm in. 126 00:08:42,696 --> 00:08:44,741 Do you think they'd let me teach aerobics up there? 127 00:08:44,785 --> 00:08:46,743 Can't see why not. 128 00:08:46,787 --> 00:08:48,832 I'm in. 129 00:08:48,876 --> 00:08:50,355 You should come. 130 00:08:50,399 --> 00:08:52,183 I'm desperate for some estrogen in this crew. 131 00:08:52,227 --> 00:08:54,838 Oh. Sounds fun, 132 00:08:54,882 --> 00:08:57,972 but I'm taking classes at Santa Monica College. 133 00:08:58,015 --> 00:09:00,104 I'm gonna be a veterinary assistant. 134 00:09:00,148 --> 00:09:02,324 Wow. Aiming high. 135 00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:04,544 Knock it off, Montana. 136 00:09:07,024 --> 00:09:08,548 I'm in the medical field, too. 137 00:09:08,591 --> 00:09:09,766 Medical field? 138 00:09:09,810 --> 00:09:12,421 You're an orderly. You mop up poop. 139 00:09:12,464 --> 00:09:14,205 We're all putting our lives on hold for this, 140 00:09:14,249 --> 00:09:16,773 but I'm telling you, it's gonna be worth it. 141 00:09:16,817 --> 00:09:19,123 You don't want to be in this town this summer. 142 00:09:19,167 --> 00:09:20,690 It could cost you your life. 143 00:09:20,734 --> 00:09:22,126 ♪ Not the only one, it's a cruel...♪ 144 00:09:22,170 --> 00:09:24,955 Oh, um, your bag. 145 00:09:24,999 --> 00:09:26,174 ♪ Cruel summer...♪ 146 00:09:26,217 --> 00:09:27,958 Thanks. 147 00:09:28,002 --> 00:09:29,699 If you change your mind... 148 00:09:29,743 --> 00:09:31,135 call me. 149 00:09:31,179 --> 00:09:33,137 -♪ It's a cruel♪ -♪ It's a cruel♪ 150 00:09:33,181 --> 00:09:35,400 ♪ Cruel summer♪ 151 00:09:35,444 --> 00:09:37,620 ♪ Now you're gone♪ 152 00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:39,840 ♪ You're not the only one♪ 153 00:09:39,883 --> 00:09:42,016 -♪ It's a cruel♪ -♪ It's a cruel♪ 154 00:09:42,059 --> 00:09:43,060 ♪ Cruel summer.♪ 155 00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:02,705 -Shut up. 156 00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:04,881 -Where's the jewelry? 157 00:11:05,839 --> 00:11:07,667 Get it for me. 158 00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:09,451 -Get it for me! 159 00:11:20,114 --> 00:11:21,811 Is that it? 160 00:11:21,855 --> 00:11:22,856 All of it? 161 00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:24,031 Swear on Satan! 162 00:11:24,074 --> 00:11:25,902 I swear. 163 00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:31,255 Fuckin' waste of time! 164 00:11:31,299 --> 00:11:33,127 I'm sorry! 165 00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:34,694 At least we'll see some blood. 166 00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:37,697 -No, please, don't-don't... -You're gonna be famous. 167 00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:40,047 You're gonna die by the hand of the Night Stalker. 168 00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:43,528 -Aah! 169 00:11:45,095 --> 00:11:47,141 -MAN: Hey, you okay in there? 170 00:11:47,184 --> 00:11:48,925 -The cops are on the way! -Bitch! 171 00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:51,058 -I will find you. 172 00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:53,147 Satan will show me the way. 173 00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:03,592 RAY: A little Jack might take the edge off. 174 00:12:05,202 --> 00:12:07,161 I still don't really know what happened. 175 00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:09,859 ♪ Watching me...♪ 176 00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:12,601 How am I alive right now? 177 00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:15,560 Face it: you're a badass. 178 00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:18,912 I'm not. He said he was gonna come back and kill me. 179 00:12:18,955 --> 00:12:21,349 The cops are gonna find him, right? 180 00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:24,874 Totally. But in the meantime, he won't be able to find you. 181 00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:26,920 What's better than a few weeks in the wilderness 182 00:12:26,963 --> 00:12:28,138 to forget about everything? 183 00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:30,140 And get paid for it. 184 00:12:30,184 --> 00:12:33,187 Brooke, you're totally doingthe right thing coming with us. 185 00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:37,191 Absolutely. It's gonna be a nonstop party. 186 00:12:37,234 --> 00:12:39,846 The kids, the camp. 187 00:12:39,889 --> 00:12:42,152 I got enough blow and weed to last us through the summer. 188 00:12:42,196 --> 00:12:44,111 And let's just hope we don't have to take 189 00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:45,982 any random drug tests. 190 00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:47,941 -No, it's not fucking funny. 191 00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:49,159 What? What did I say? 192 00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:51,031 .001. That's how much shit 193 00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:52,859 those wastoids say was in my bloodstream. 194 00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:54,208 If you haven't figured it out, 195 00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:56,079 Chet was disqualified from Team USA. 196 00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:58,560 He peed a pharmacy, so theykicked him out of the Olympics. 197 00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:00,910 Come on, you can be honest with us-- we're friends. 198 00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:02,564 CHET: But I didn't do anything! 199 00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:05,045 I worked my ass off for that spot. 200 00:13:05,654 --> 00:13:08,091 I mean, look at this bod. 201 00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:10,224 Have you ever seen a body like this? 202 00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:12,008 Never. 203 00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:14,141 -You're embarrassing yourself. -Embarrassing myself? 204 00:13:14,184 --> 00:13:15,925 -Yes. -Yeah, what the hell have you got? Let's see. 205 00:13:15,969 --> 00:13:17,579 Yeah, I'm up for a laugh. 206 00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:23,150 Well, it's like the ad says--there's always room for Jell-O. 207 00:13:23,193 --> 00:13:24,804 Ah. Eat my shorts. 208 00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:26,806 ♪ Just a little touched♪ 209 00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:28,155 ♪ But maybe showers remind me ofPsycho... ♪ 210 00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:29,852 What the hell. 211 00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,158 Guess it doesn't matter whatI put in my body anymore anyway. 212 00:13:31,201 --> 00:13:33,029 RAY: Let's go. Let's go! 213 00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:35,640 ♪ Somebody's watching me...♪ 214 00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:37,947 No, thanks. 215 00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:39,296 More for me. 216 00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:43,474 ♪ I always feel like♪ 217 00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:46,390 ♪ Somebody's watching me♪ 218 00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:48,436 ♪ Tell me, is it just a dream?♪ 219 00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:58,272 Fill 'er up. 220 00:13:58,315 --> 00:14:00,404 -Pay phone? -Mm-hmm. 221 00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:02,102 Takes a quarter. 222 00:14:14,114 --> 00:14:16,072 Hey, this is Xavier's answering machine. 223 00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:19,119 When you hear the beep, do your thang. 224 00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:23,427 AUTOMATED VOICE: You have 11 messages. 225 00:14:23,471 --> 00:14:24,994 First message. 226 00:14:25,038 --> 00:14:26,213 MAN : You can't just take your dick 227 00:14:26,256 --> 00:14:29,042 and walk away. There's nowhere to run, 228 00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:30,913 nowhere to hide. 229 00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:33,263 I know exactly where you're going. 230 00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:36,136 Xavier! Let's go! We got to getmoving if we're gonna make it 231 00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:37,877 to Redwood before dark. 232 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,661 You say Redwood? 233 00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:42,098 BROOKE: Yeah. Camp Redwood. 234 00:14:42,142 --> 00:14:43,534 We're all counselors there for the summer. 235 00:14:43,578 --> 00:14:45,014 Turn around. 236 00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:47,060 Go back to the city. 237 00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:51,020 They never should have opened that place up again. 238 00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:53,327 Yeah, yeah. How much do we owe you? 239 00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:55,720 Ten even. 240 00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:06,906 You're all gonna die. 241 00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:25,359 ♪ I'm outta luck♪ 242 00:15:25,402 --> 00:15:27,143 ♪ Outta love...♪ 243 00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:29,058 You guys, I think we were supposed to turn back there. 244 00:15:29,102 --> 00:15:30,755 Nah, that was a side road. 245 00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:32,235 Leads to the same place. 246 00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:34,194 This way is much faster. 247 00:15:34,237 --> 00:15:35,151 You've never been here before. 248 00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:37,197 -How do you know? -Instincts, baby. 249 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,763 Maybe we should have checked at the gas station. 250 00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:41,070 BROOKE: Why was that guy saying 251 00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:43,203 all of that creepy st... Look out! 252 00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:54,127 Did we hit him? 253 00:15:55,563 --> 00:15:57,739 No. I-I don't think so. 254 00:15:57,782 --> 00:15:59,349 Hey. 255 00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:01,134 You okay? 256 00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:03,310 Just keep your head back and relax. 257 00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:05,094 We need to keep him warm. 258 00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:07,140 I-I'll go get a blanket. 259 00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:08,619 What's your name? 260 00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:11,274 I can't remember. 261 00:16:11,318 --> 00:16:13,537 -CHET: No, no, no, no, no, no! 262 00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:16,192 -Don't move. -XAVIER: No... 263 00:16:16,236 --> 00:16:17,324 Look-look at his cuts. 264 00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:19,543 The dried blood. He didn't just get 265 00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:21,763 those injuries--he's been out here a long time. 266 00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:24,200 Doesn't matter.We're in the middle of nowhere. 267 00:16:24,244 --> 00:16:26,289 We can't just leave him here. 268 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,552 XAVIER:We'll take him back to the campwith us, then, but 269 00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:30,815 let's get our stories straight.We didn't hit him. 270 00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:34,602 Here, let's just get him up, huh? 271 00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:37,126 Let's get him up. 272 00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:39,346 You got to believe me. 273 00:16:39,389 --> 00:16:41,348 -I tried. -BROOKE: It's okay. 274 00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:43,393 Okay. It's okay. It's okay. 275 00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:50,052 RAY: Hey. 276 00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:52,054 Hey! 277 00:17:18,385 --> 00:17:19,821 Welcome to Camp Redwood. 278 00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:21,823 I'm Margaret Booth. I'm the owner. 279 00:17:21,866 --> 00:17:24,826 Boss lady chopping her own wood. Choice. 280 00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:26,262 Well, we'll all have to wear multiple hats. 281 00:17:26,306 --> 00:17:28,830 We are short-staffed, andthe kids arrive in the morning. 282 00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:30,397 Yeah, are we the only counselors? 283 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:33,139 Well, the Olympics create thousands of temporary jobs, 284 00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:35,358 and my pool of potential employees was limited. 285 00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:37,099 Is there a medic or a nurse here? 286 00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:40,929 We have a situation. 287 00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:42,844 What happened to him? 288 00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:44,237 XAVIER: Uh, he was by the side of the road. 289 00:17:45,673 --> 00:17:47,109 -He was already messed up. -Okay, well, 290 00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:48,284 let's get him to the infirmary. 291 00:17:56,205 --> 00:17:58,251 You say you found him in the middle of the road? 292 00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:00,079 He was by the side of the road. 293 00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:03,082 He's been pretty out of it, saying weird things, 294 00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,648 not making much sense. 295 00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:07,303 He's severely dehydrated. 296 00:18:07,347 --> 00:18:09,523 Probably went for a hike and got lost. 297 00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:12,656 Couldn't find his way back. Panicked. 298 00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:16,225 People don't realize just how deep these woods are. 299 00:18:16,269 --> 00:18:19,141 Hikers get lost in them every year. 300 00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:21,274 End up dead of hypothermia or 301 00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:22,884 falling into a ravine 302 00:18:22,927 --> 00:18:25,321 or just disappearing altogether. 303 00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:27,236 He's lucky you found him. 304 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,324 Hmm. 305 00:18:28,368 --> 00:18:29,238 Is he gonna die? 306 00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:31,458 Not on my watch. 307 00:18:31,501 --> 00:18:34,461 Don't worry, I work in the E.R.at Hawthorne Hospital 308 00:18:34,504 --> 00:18:36,419 -the rest of the year. -MARGARET: Why don't we 309 00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:37,768 give our nurse a little space. 310 00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:40,380 Come on. I can show you all a tour of the camp. 311 00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:45,950 We have canoes and rowboats. 312 00:18:45,994 --> 00:18:48,257 All children must have a buddy to go into the water. 313 00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:51,130 The lake is allegedly bottomless, 314 00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:53,915 and drowning is the number onecause of death for U.S. campers. 315 00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:54,959 What's second? 316 00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:08,756 And this is Chef Bertie, 317 00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:10,366 a Camp Redwood veteran. 318 00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:12,020 Dibs. 319 00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:13,282 You wouldn't know what to do with it 320 00:19:13,326 --> 00:19:14,588 if you got it, handsome. 321 00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:18,374 Put those scrawny arms to work 322 00:19:18,418 --> 00:19:20,376 and help a lady fill her pantry. 323 00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:22,378 All of you, grab a crate. 324 00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:24,293 This heat is a killer. 325 00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:26,730 MARGARET: Chef Bertie worked here when I was a counselor. 326 00:19:26,774 --> 00:19:29,298 We are so blessed to have her with us. 327 00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:32,432 I have many good memories of this place. 328 00:19:32,475 --> 00:19:34,825 It's magic up here in the fresh air. 329 00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:39,961 I'm sorry that one bad apple ruined it for everyone. 330 00:19:40,004 --> 00:19:42,964 The minute I heard Margaret was reopening this place, 331 00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:45,053 I was first to volunteer. 332 00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:48,404 No. No, no, no, this... all thisgoes up to the mess hall. 333 00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:51,190 MARGARET: Girls shower in the a.m., boys in the p.m. 334 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:53,757 Same goes for counselors, too. 335 00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:55,585 This is the girls' cabin. 336 00:20:00,808 --> 00:20:02,418 And this is the boys' cabin. 337 00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:03,550 Girls are red. 338 00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:05,029 Boys are blue. 339 00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:06,640 Don't even try to make purple. 340 00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:09,338 You expect us to be celibate all summer? 341 00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:11,340 Well, I'm not banning self-abuse. 342 00:20:11,384 --> 00:20:13,081 Although every stroke soils your soul. 343 00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:14,648 But how could I ever enforce it? 344 00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:17,085 It's 1984, Margaret. 345 00:20:17,128 --> 00:20:19,566 They're building coed showers in the West Hollywood gym. 346 00:20:19,609 --> 00:20:22,264 You ever hear of the sexual revolution? 347 00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:24,266 Sex won. 348 00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:27,313 I am aware of the decadence of our era. 349 00:20:27,356 --> 00:20:29,402 Women's underwear that shows the buttocks. 350 00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:32,448 Pornography in your own home. 351 00:20:32,492 --> 00:20:33,580 Van Halen. 352 00:20:33,623 --> 00:20:36,278 I have been fighting the Lord's fight 353 00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:38,672 against filth around the world for years. 354 00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:40,674 Charles Keating is a dear friend. 355 00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:42,676 I was right by his side in Cincinnati 356 00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:44,417 during that Larry Flynt trial. 357 00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:47,246 And that is why, while still grieving 358 00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:50,336 my sweet husband Walter's untimely death, 359 00:20:50,379 --> 00:20:53,600 I took a small portion of the large fortune 360 00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:56,429 he left to me to buy this camp and create a safe, 361 00:20:56,472 --> 00:21:00,476 pure, godly and decent place 362 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:04,045 for the children of this countryto escape for the summer. 363 00:21:04,088 --> 00:21:07,483 It is a dream come true. 364 00:21:07,527 --> 00:21:09,833 Now, there aren't many rules, but I expect every one of you 365 00:21:09,877 --> 00:21:11,922 to follow them without exception. 366 00:21:14,882 --> 00:21:16,492 Who's Charles Keating? 367 00:21:42,126 --> 00:21:44,520 I don't smoke that funny weed. 368 00:21:44,564 --> 00:21:48,132 Only thing I put in my lungs... 369 00:21:48,176 --> 00:21:49,525 is a Marlboro Red. 370 00:21:49,569 --> 00:21:51,397 You know that shit will kill you. 371 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,094 All got to die somehow. 372 00:21:53,137 --> 00:21:56,097 Any of you been camp counselors before? 373 00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:57,098 -BROOKE: Mm-mmm. -CHET: No. 374 00:21:57,141 --> 00:21:58,186 Nah. We just had to get out of L.A. 375 00:21:58,229 --> 00:21:59,187 RITA: I hear that. 376 00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:01,102 Couldn't stand being in that city 377 00:22:01,145 --> 00:22:03,452 another minute. Not with all those gruesome murders 378 00:22:03,496 --> 00:22:05,149 happening so close to home. 379 00:22:05,193 --> 00:22:07,326 I was attacked in my apartment 380 00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:09,371 by the Night Stalker. 381 00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:12,722 He said he'd come after me. 382 00:22:12,766 --> 00:22:14,550 Brooke, take a chill pill. 383 00:22:14,594 --> 00:22:16,683 He doesn't know where you are, and nobody followed us. 384 00:22:16,726 --> 00:22:18,598 Nothing bad is gonna happen here. 385 00:22:18,641 --> 00:22:21,601 RITA: Maybe not, but something did. 386 00:22:22,515 --> 00:22:24,168 14 years ago. 387 00:22:24,212 --> 00:22:26,214 That's why they closed this place down. 388 00:22:26,257 --> 00:22:28,999 Rita. I totally understand the tradition, 389 00:22:29,043 --> 00:22:31,001 and usually I'm cool with that, 390 00:22:31,045 --> 00:22:33,177 but our friend Brooke here 391 00:22:33,221 --> 00:22:35,223 had a for-real assault, and 392 00:22:35,266 --> 00:22:37,660 we're just not in the mood for a bullshit ghost story. 393 00:22:37,704 --> 00:22:38,922 It's not bullshit. 394 00:22:38,966 --> 00:22:41,011 And there was no ghost. 395 00:22:42,448 --> 00:22:44,406 I'll be honest with you. I've never been a nurse 396 00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:45,581 at a summer camp before. 397 00:22:45,625 --> 00:22:48,018 And you've never been counselors. 398 00:22:48,062 --> 00:22:50,151 So how did we get these jobs 399 00:22:50,194 --> 00:22:52,719 with no prior experience? 400 00:22:52,762 --> 00:22:54,938 That's because anybody that knows anything 401 00:22:54,982 --> 00:22:56,462 about Camp Redwood 402 00:22:56,505 --> 00:22:58,812 doesn't want to be in Camp Redwood. 403 00:23:01,292 --> 00:23:03,382 This is the sight of the worst summer camp massacre 404 00:23:03,425 --> 00:23:04,513 of all time. 405 00:23:04,557 --> 00:23:06,602 Come on, Rita. 406 00:23:06,646 --> 00:23:08,517 His name was Benjamin Richter. 407 00:23:08,561 --> 00:23:11,215 But everybody called him Mr. Jingles. 408 00:23:13,479 --> 00:23:15,959 Richter was drafted into the Vietnam War. 409 00:23:16,003 --> 00:23:18,701 They sent him off to Saigon, 410 00:23:18,745 --> 00:23:21,095 and that's where he found his calling. 411 00:23:23,271 --> 00:23:25,795 He had the highest kill rate in his company. 412 00:23:25,839 --> 00:23:28,972 And even after he was wounded, 413 00:23:29,016 --> 00:23:31,018 he went back for a second tour. 414 00:23:31,061 --> 00:23:32,759 See, he liked to kill, 415 00:23:32,802 --> 00:23:34,413 and he was good at it. 416 00:23:35,544 --> 00:23:37,459 He had a nasty habit 417 00:23:37,503 --> 00:23:40,462 of collecting trophies from his enemies. 418 00:23:40,506 --> 00:23:42,464 Cut off their ears 419 00:23:42,508 --> 00:23:44,510 and strung them into a necklace. 420 00:23:44,553 --> 00:23:46,729 Army found out about it 421 00:23:46,773 --> 00:23:48,731 and gave him a dishonorable discharge. 422 00:23:48,775 --> 00:23:50,254 Richter came home to nothing. 423 00:23:50,298 --> 00:23:52,300 Only job he was able to get... 424 00:23:52,343 --> 00:23:54,650 was right here in Camp Redwood. 425 00:23:54,694 --> 00:23:57,653 Nobody knows exactly why he snapped. 426 00:23:57,697 --> 00:24:00,090 But one random night, 427 00:24:00,134 --> 00:24:02,528 Mr. Jingles grabs a knife 428 00:24:02,571 --> 00:24:04,660 and slaughters an entire cabin. 429 00:24:06,140 --> 00:24:07,620 Ten victims in all. 430 00:24:07,663 --> 00:24:09,317 MARGARET: You're wrong. 431 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:12,668 If you're gonna tell a story, tell it right. 432 00:24:12,712 --> 00:24:15,062 Alcohol is not allowed. 433 00:24:15,105 --> 00:24:17,673 -Wha... God! -Neither are those funny-smelling cigarettes. 434 00:24:17,717 --> 00:24:18,848 What are those, cloves? 435 00:24:18,892 --> 00:24:21,068 So nothing happened here? 436 00:24:21,111 --> 00:24:22,635 No, there was a massacre. 437 00:24:22,678 --> 00:24:24,811 But only nine died, not ten. 438 00:24:24,854 --> 00:24:27,466 So Mr. Jingles is real? 439 00:24:32,732 --> 00:24:35,038 Now, I don't usually show off, 440 00:24:35,082 --> 00:24:37,911 but since you allare helping me start this camp, 441 00:24:37,954 --> 00:24:40,304 I think you deserve to know everything. 442 00:24:45,309 --> 00:24:47,137 I was asleep when I heard it. 443 00:24:48,617 --> 00:24:50,053 -It was the sound 444 00:24:50,097 --> 00:24:52,839 of his keys... jingling. 445 00:24:52,882 --> 00:24:54,710 I opened my eyes 446 00:24:54,754 --> 00:24:56,625 a split-second before I felt the blade. 447 00:24:56,669 --> 00:24:58,279 -But I knew 448 00:24:58,322 --> 00:25:00,629 I was going to die. 449 00:25:03,327 --> 00:25:06,548 But then a miracle happened. 450 00:25:10,421 --> 00:25:12,380 I saw a bubble 451 00:25:12,423 --> 00:25:14,382 rising to the surface, 452 00:25:14,425 --> 00:25:16,863 and I had this powerful urge 453 00:25:16,906 --> 00:25:19,953 to follow it up to the light. 454 00:25:19,996 --> 00:25:22,346 I was so scared. 455 00:25:22,390 --> 00:25:24,958 I didn't know how I could stay still. 456 00:25:25,001 --> 00:25:28,701 But then the light became so bright. 457 00:25:28,744 --> 00:25:30,964 I was lost in it, 458 00:25:31,007 --> 00:25:34,924 in the warmth and peace. 459 00:25:34,968 --> 00:25:37,666 It was Jesus. 460 00:25:37,710 --> 00:25:39,929 I had known him my whole life, 461 00:25:39,973 --> 00:25:42,366 -but I truly met him that day. 462 00:25:42,410 --> 00:25:44,760 I floated out of my body, 463 00:25:44,804 --> 00:25:48,155 held aloft by the wings of an angel. 464 00:25:48,198 --> 00:25:50,636 From above, I saw him cut off 465 00:25:50,679 --> 00:25:53,334 my ear, but I gave him nothing. 466 00:25:53,377 --> 00:25:56,337 Not a twitch or a sound. 467 00:25:56,380 --> 00:25:59,340 And that's how I managed to survive, 468 00:25:59,383 --> 00:26:01,124 through the grace of God 469 00:26:01,168 --> 00:26:03,170 and His mercy. 470 00:26:09,916 --> 00:26:11,831 What happened to Mr. Jingles? 471 00:26:11,874 --> 00:26:13,441 He was arrested and put on trial. 472 00:26:13,484 --> 00:26:16,357 I was the star witness. 473 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:19,403 The jury only took an hour to find him guilty, 474 00:26:19,447 --> 00:26:22,058 and I thought, "That will be the end of it." 475 00:26:24,234 --> 00:26:26,193 But I can't escape him. 476 00:26:26,236 --> 00:26:27,977 And that's why 477 00:26:28,021 --> 00:26:29,979 I bought this camp. 478 00:26:30,023 --> 00:26:31,981 To reopen it. 479 00:26:32,025 --> 00:26:34,984 And to take all of my darkest memories 480 00:26:35,028 --> 00:26:38,422 and turn theminto something bright and happy. 481 00:26:38,466 --> 00:26:40,773 Dude. 482 00:26:40,816 --> 00:26:42,731 That's heavy. 483 00:26:42,775 --> 00:26:44,994 Okay, well... 484 00:26:45,038 --> 00:26:47,257 the kids are coming tomorrow, 485 00:26:47,301 --> 00:26:49,216 and this is the last time 486 00:26:49,259 --> 00:26:52,611 I want anyone talking about that horrible night. 487 00:28:16,390 --> 00:28:18,697 Oh, Jesus. 488 00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:21,700 You can't creep up on people like that. 489 00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:23,745 You... 490 00:28:23,789 --> 00:28:25,791 you shouldn't be here. 491 00:28:25,834 --> 00:28:27,096 I was worried about you. 492 00:28:29,185 --> 00:28:31,144 What are you doing out of bed? 493 00:28:31,187 --> 00:28:34,016 Come on, you should be resting. 494 00:28:36,062 --> 00:28:39,021 Man, you don't look so good. 495 00:28:39,065 --> 00:28:41,023 There's nobody I can call? 496 00:28:41,067 --> 00:28:44,026 F-Family, friends? 497 00:28:44,070 --> 00:28:46,028 Phone lines are down. 498 00:28:46,072 --> 00:28:47,551 Seriously? 499 00:28:47,595 --> 00:28:50,163 It's a miraclethey let them reopen this dump. 500 00:28:50,206 --> 00:28:51,860 Reopen? 501 00:28:53,601 --> 00:28:54,950 Where are we? 502 00:28:54,994 --> 00:28:57,083 It's a summer camp. Camp Redwood? 503 00:28:57,126 --> 00:28:59,041 -No. 504 00:28:59,085 --> 00:29:00,956 No, you have to leave. 505 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,176 Something terrible is gonna happen. 506 00:29:03,219 --> 00:29:04,133 No, I don't understand. What... 507 00:29:04,177 --> 00:29:06,440 Get out! Go, now! 508 00:29:08,137 --> 00:29:10,052 BROOKE: I think there's something wrong with the hiker. 509 00:29:10,096 --> 00:29:13,142 When I went to check on him, he wigged out. 510 00:29:13,186 --> 00:29:14,970 I think he has a concussion. 511 00:29:15,014 --> 00:29:17,146 MONTANA: I mean, we got him here, made sure 512 00:29:17,190 --> 00:29:18,147 he didn't die. 513 00:29:18,191 --> 00:29:20,106 Karmically, we're cool. 514 00:29:20,149 --> 00:29:21,542 He kept saying something bad 515 00:29:21,585 --> 00:29:23,979 -is gonna happen. 516 00:29:24,023 --> 00:29:26,199 ♪ You see me...♪ 517 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:28,592 MAN: Hey. 518 00:29:28,636 --> 00:29:30,333 ♪ When you're making a scene♪ 519 00:29:30,377 --> 00:29:32,161 ♪ Oh, girl, you've got to know...♪ 520 00:29:32,205 --> 00:29:33,902 Don't you guys know 521 00:29:33,946 --> 00:29:36,339 you're not supposed to be coed fraternizing? 522 00:29:36,383 --> 00:29:38,951 ♪ The senses will show to my heart...♪ 523 00:29:40,604 --> 00:29:42,345 I'm just fucking with you. 524 00:29:42,389 --> 00:29:45,131 Oh, I'm Trevor, activities director. 525 00:29:45,174 --> 00:29:47,002 So, technically, I'm your boss, 526 00:29:47,046 --> 00:29:49,135 but don't worry, I'm not gonna be enforcing 527 00:29:49,178 --> 00:29:52,138 any of Margaret Booth's rules for godly living. 528 00:29:52,181 --> 00:29:54,357 Between you and me, I bet myself 50 bucks 529 00:29:54,401 --> 00:29:56,142 I'd bang her by the end of the summer. 530 00:29:56,185 --> 00:29:57,143 You bet yourself? 531 00:29:57,186 --> 00:29:58,144 Yeah. 532 00:29:58,187 --> 00:30:00,189 Don't I know you from somewhere? 533 00:30:01,190 --> 00:30:03,192 Teach aerobics in Marina del Rey. 534 00:30:03,236 --> 00:30:05,151 Maybe you've taken one of my classes. 535 00:30:05,194 --> 00:30:06,369 They're pretty hot. 536 00:30:06,413 --> 00:30:08,807 Also, if you look closely 537 00:30:08,850 --> 00:30:10,809 at the end of the opening credits of Three's Company 538 00:30:10,852 --> 00:30:13,812 when John Ritter and the girls are on bikes on the boardwalk, 539 00:30:13,855 --> 00:30:15,248 you can see me in the background. 540 00:30:15,291 --> 00:30:16,945 Shot it right at my condo. 541 00:30:16,989 --> 00:30:19,034 I love that show. 542 00:30:19,078 --> 00:30:21,602 I'm sorry, how does one go aboutmaking a bet with themselves? 543 00:30:21,645 --> 00:30:25,040 No, no, no. Wait. You werein the Jane Fonda workout video. 544 00:30:25,084 --> 00:30:25,954 Ah. 545 00:30:25,998 --> 00:30:27,913 Originally, yes. 546 00:30:27,956 --> 00:30:30,916 First row,right next to Ms. Fonda herself. 547 00:30:32,047 --> 00:30:34,006 I call her Jane. 548 00:30:36,008 --> 00:30:39,054 I've seen that video a bunch of times. 549 00:30:39,098 --> 00:30:40,055 You're not in it. 550 00:30:40,099 --> 00:30:42,405 Well, not in the one that went out to the public. 551 00:30:42,449 --> 00:30:45,017 We shot the original for two days. 552 00:30:45,060 --> 00:30:47,062 But when they tested it with an audience, 553 00:30:47,106 --> 00:30:49,108 they realized I was pulling focus from Jane. 554 00:30:50,152 --> 00:30:52,459 Well... 555 00:30:52,502 --> 00:30:55,462 a certain part of me was. 556 00:30:55,505 --> 00:30:58,682 MONTANA: That thing was flopping around 557 00:30:58,726 --> 00:31:00,032 like a baby elephant's trunk. 558 00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:02,425 They had to recast and reshoot. 559 00:31:02,469 --> 00:31:04,427 You must have seen one of those bootleg VHS tapes 560 00:31:04,471 --> 00:31:05,864 that's been floating around. 561 00:31:05,907 --> 00:31:07,953 First thing I ever masturbated to. 562 00:31:07,996 --> 00:31:09,650 ♪ A front for me...♪ 563 00:31:09,693 --> 00:31:10,912 You're a legend. 564 00:31:10,956 --> 00:31:12,087 Thanks. 565 00:31:12,131 --> 00:31:13,697 You're welcome. 566 00:31:13,741 --> 00:31:16,091 ♪ Slip on into any disguise...♪ 567 00:31:41,943 --> 00:31:43,031 It got hot in there. 568 00:31:43,075 --> 00:31:45,120 I needed to cool down. 569 00:31:45,164 --> 00:31:46,513 Feeling a little sticky myself. 570 00:31:46,556 --> 00:31:48,080 Oh, yeah, you are. 571 00:31:51,257 --> 00:31:54,129 Ah. 572 00:31:56,175 --> 00:31:57,916 Oh... 573 00:32:05,053 --> 00:32:06,272 Do you know how many times 574 00:32:06,315 --> 00:32:08,535 I watched you do Rover's Revengeon that video? 575 00:32:08,578 --> 00:32:12,060 You'd lift your legs to aperfect 90 degrees and kick out. 576 00:32:12,104 --> 00:32:14,497 It gets me excited just thinking about it. 577 00:32:16,195 --> 00:32:18,023 I got another trick I'd like to show you. 578 00:32:18,066 --> 00:32:19,198 Oh, yeah? 579 00:32:39,131 --> 00:32:40,306 Are you okay? 580 00:32:40,349 --> 00:32:42,177 You almost strangled me with your thighs. 581 00:32:42,221 --> 00:32:45,137 Let's jam. A storm's coming. 582 00:32:45,180 --> 00:32:47,356 You don't want to be in the water with that lightning rod. 583 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,576 -Let's go. -Okay. 584 00:33:34,099 --> 00:33:36,231 Dr. Hopple. 585 00:33:36,275 --> 00:33:38,364 HOPPLE:What in God's name is going on? 586 00:33:38,407 --> 00:33:40,235 ART: It's a mess, Doctor. 587 00:33:40,279 --> 00:33:42,237 One of the patients broke out. 588 00:33:42,281 --> 00:33:44,239 Oneof the patients? 589 00:33:44,283 --> 00:33:46,154 The entire hospital is on the front lawn. 590 00:33:46,198 --> 00:33:49,027 He hit the master release on the way out. 591 00:33:49,070 --> 00:33:51,333 Opened all the cell doors. 592 00:33:51,377 --> 00:33:52,595 Who? 593 00:33:52,639 --> 00:33:54,336 Mr. Jingles. 594 00:33:54,380 --> 00:33:56,251 I mean, Benjamin Richter. 595 00:33:56,295 --> 00:33:58,036 Please tell me he's not still loose. 596 00:33:59,385 --> 00:34:01,343 We have patrols combing the grounds. 597 00:34:01,387 --> 00:34:02,475 Local police are setting up roadblocks. 598 00:34:02,518 --> 00:34:04,042 He's not gonna get far. 599 00:34:04,085 --> 00:34:05,956 How did this happen? 600 00:34:16,097 --> 00:34:17,968 Richter, you dumb fuck. 601 00:34:41,905 --> 00:34:43,777 Saved the taxpayers a lot of money. 602 00:37:02,481 --> 00:37:04,483 Aw, shit! 603 00:37:20,150 --> 00:37:21,543 -Oh! 604 00:37:21,587 --> 00:37:22,370 Geez! 605 00:37:22,414 --> 00:37:25,243 Oh, God. 606 00:37:25,286 --> 00:37:27,027 Bella, you maniac. 607 00:38:00,582 --> 00:38:02,149 Hello? 608 00:38:06,458 --> 00:38:07,633 Hey. 609 00:38:07,676 --> 00:38:09,504 Nobody's supposed to be in here. 610 00:38:09,548 --> 00:38:11,463 If you want gas, I'll be right out. 611 00:38:15,902 --> 00:38:17,382 Hey! Hey! 612 00:38:17,425 --> 00:38:18,644 Hey! 613 00:38:18,687 --> 00:38:20,515 Hey, hey... Aah! 614 00:38:26,782 --> 00:38:30,003 What the fucking fuck? 615 00:38:42,145 --> 00:38:43,538 -XAVIER: Yes. 616 00:38:43,582 --> 00:38:45,148 They're replaying it. 617 00:38:45,192 --> 00:38:47,194 Stop! 618 00:38:47,237 --> 00:38:48,500 -There. 619 00:38:48,543 --> 00:38:51,372 There it is. 620 00:38:51,416 --> 00:38:53,331 This sucks. 621 00:38:53,374 --> 00:38:55,333 Best athletes in the world in one place, 622 00:38:55,376 --> 00:38:56,334 and I'm missing it. 623 00:38:56,377 --> 00:38:57,900 I should be in the Parade of Nations. 624 00:38:57,944 --> 00:38:59,598 RITA:I know exactly what you missing. 625 00:38:59,641 --> 00:39:01,121 The fuck fest. 626 00:39:01,164 --> 00:39:02,688 -Athletes are skanks. 627 00:39:02,731 --> 00:39:04,690 There's a reasonwhy they hand out 20,000 condoms 628 00:39:04,733 --> 00:39:06,169 -at the Olympics. 629 00:39:06,213 --> 00:39:07,693 Sounds like heaven to me. 630 00:39:07,736 --> 00:39:10,391 I heard the male athletes outnumber the females 631 00:39:10,435 --> 00:39:12,393 five to one. 632 00:39:12,437 --> 00:39:14,395 That's some tough competition. 633 00:39:14,439 --> 00:39:16,484 -What the fuck would you know about it? -Whoa. 634 00:39:16,528 --> 00:39:18,138 RAY: Dude, 635 00:39:18,181 --> 00:39:19,357 shut up already. 636 00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:20,575 She was just trying to help. 637 00:39:20,619 --> 00:39:22,447 You're being a dick. 638 00:39:22,490 --> 00:39:23,709 Fuck you. 639 00:39:23,752 --> 00:39:25,363 -Chet, what the hell? -Okay! 640 00:39:25,406 --> 00:39:26,581 Shit! 641 00:39:26,625 --> 00:39:27,669 My bad. I-I didn't mean to do... 642 00:39:27,713 --> 00:39:29,367 Back off! 643 00:39:29,410 --> 00:39:31,586 Nurse, a little help? 644 00:39:31,630 --> 00:39:32,587 I clocked out already. 645 00:39:32,631 --> 00:39:33,545 I'm here for the kids. 646 00:39:33,588 --> 00:39:34,546 You want bandages, 647 00:39:34,589 --> 00:39:35,938 you can find 'em yourself. 648 00:39:35,982 --> 00:39:38,201 Goddamn 'roid rage. 649 00:39:48,429 --> 00:39:49,691 Nice. 650 00:39:49,735 --> 00:39:51,432 That was real smooth. 651 00:40:29,078 --> 00:40:30,297 RAY: Fuck. 652 00:40:31,820 --> 00:40:33,822 You okay? 653 00:40:33,866 --> 00:40:35,650 I think Chet really is sorry. 654 00:40:35,694 --> 00:40:37,217 He's just drunk. 655 00:40:37,260 --> 00:40:38,348 No, he's just an asshole. 656 00:40:39,524 --> 00:40:41,308 Can I see? 657 00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:49,272 -Does it hurt? -Yes. 658 00:40:49,316 --> 00:40:51,449 -: Oh. Sorry. -It's all right. 659 00:40:54,930 --> 00:40:56,845 It's still bleeding. 660 00:40:56,889 --> 00:41:00,022 I'm gonna go look for some bandages and... 661 00:41:00,066 --> 00:41:02,024 maybe some iodine. 662 00:41:02,068 --> 00:41:03,112 -You don't have to do that. -Just... 663 00:41:03,156 --> 00:41:04,505 I don't mind. 664 00:41:04,549 --> 00:41:06,899 All right, just keep pressure. 665 00:41:06,942 --> 00:41:08,466 All right. 666 00:41:08,509 --> 00:41:10,511 RAY: Be safe. 667 00:41:54,947 --> 00:41:56,905 Aah! 668 00:42:03,912 --> 00:42:05,305 COMMENTATOR: Gina Hemphill, 669 00:42:05,348 --> 00:42:07,089 granddaughter of the great Jesse Owens, 670 00:42:07,133 --> 00:42:10,528 hero of the 1936 Olympics in Berlin. 671 00:42:10,571 --> 00:42:12,660 But will she light the flame? 672 00:42:20,363 --> 00:42:21,887 Rafer Johnson. 673 00:42:21,930 --> 00:42:24,106 He will light the Olympic flame. 674 00:42:29,242 --> 00:42:31,592 The last 25 steps you see rising... 675 00:42:52,918 --> 00:42:54,006 He's here! 676 00:42:54,049 --> 00:42:55,573 He's after me! 677 00:42:55,616 --> 00:42:57,444 He's trying to kill me! 678 00:42:57,487 --> 00:42:58,924 Who? What are you talking about? 679 00:42:58,967 --> 00:43:01,143 Mr. Jingles! 680 00:43:01,187 --> 00:43:04,582 -This is a joke, right?-I could make out his raincoat. 681 00:43:04,625 --> 00:43:06,758 His hood. I kept hearing his keys. 682 00:43:06,801 --> 00:43:09,064 It was him. 683 00:43:12,981 --> 00:43:14,200 No, no, no, no! He's right outside! 684 00:43:24,079 --> 00:43:25,994 I don't see anything. There's nobody out here. 685 00:43:26,038 --> 00:43:27,909 Are you sure it was really Mr. Jingles? 686 00:43:27,953 --> 00:43:30,433 XAVIER:Hasn't he been locked up since,like, the '70s? 687 00:43:30,477 --> 00:43:33,698 No... I know it was him. 688 00:43:33,741 --> 00:43:36,483 He murdered the hiker and he cut off his ear. 689 00:43:56,895 --> 00:43:58,897 He's right behind that door. 690 00:44:00,681 --> 00:44:02,901 I'm not going back in there. 691 00:44:21,267 --> 00:44:22,877 Girl... 692 00:44:22,921 --> 00:44:24,270 you trippin'. 693 00:44:27,708 --> 00:44:28,927 Wha... I... 694 00:44:28,970 --> 00:44:30,058 I don't understand. 695 00:44:30,102 --> 00:44:33,105 He was... he was right here! 696 00:44:33,148 --> 00:44:35,803 Well, he's not there anymore. 697 00:44:35,847 --> 00:44:38,893 Must have wandered back to wherever he came from. 698 00:44:38,937 --> 00:44:40,112 Not our problem. 699 00:44:40,155 --> 00:44:42,897 I think I might've found your raincoat killer. 700 00:44:42,941 --> 00:44:44,943 --BROOKE: No, no, no. No, no, no. 701 00:44:44,986 --> 00:44:46,901 I am not imagining all of this! 702 00:44:46,945 --> 00:44:48,555 CHET: Well, yeah, but... 703 00:44:48,598 --> 00:44:50,035 you did indulge in the righteous bush. 704 00:44:50,078 --> 00:44:51,776 How many hits did you take? 705 00:44:51,819 --> 00:44:53,081 -Zero. -Then you probably just got 706 00:44:53,125 --> 00:44:54,779 the mother of all contact highs. 707 00:44:54,822 --> 00:44:55,867 XAVIER: We toked on a crossbreed 708 00:44:55,910 --> 00:44:58,304 of Northern Lights and Nevil's Haze. 709 00:45:04,049 --> 00:45:05,485 MARGARET: What in heaven's name 710 00:45:05,528 --> 00:45:07,095 is going on here? 711 00:45:10,359 --> 00:45:12,318 It's, um... it's-it's my fault. 712 00:45:12,361 --> 00:45:14,015 -I thought... -TREVOR: No, we came to check on that guy 713 00:45:14,059 --> 00:45:16,278 -they picked up on the road. -How is he? 714 00:45:16,322 --> 00:45:19,281 I guess he was well enough to leave. 715 00:45:19,325 --> 00:45:21,849 Okay, good. That's one less person for us to look after. 716 00:45:21,893 --> 00:45:23,155 Now, let's go get some rest. 717 00:45:23,198 --> 00:45:24,547 We have a big day tomorrow. 718 00:45:33,905 --> 00:45:35,776 What happened to you? 719 00:45:35,820 --> 00:45:38,126 Cleanliness is next to godliness. 720 00:45:38,170 --> 00:45:39,171 Go clean yourself up. 721 00:46:13,161 --> 00:46:15,163 Montana, wake up. 722 00:46:16,599 --> 00:46:18,558 -W... It's-it's me. It's Brooke.- 723 00:46:18,601 --> 00:46:19,951 Why are you sleeping with a knife? 724 00:46:19,994 --> 00:46:21,604 I have a suspicious nature. 725 00:46:21,648 --> 00:46:22,954 Why are you waking me up? 726 00:46:22,997 --> 00:46:25,043 Someone's calling the pay phone. 727 00:46:25,086 --> 00:46:26,174 Who gives a shit? 728 00:46:26,218 --> 00:46:28,046 He said the phone lines were down. 729 00:46:28,089 --> 00:46:30,048 Whatever, Brooke. 730 00:47:11,263 --> 00:47:12,917 Hello? 731 00:47:16,485 --> 00:47:17,878 Who is this? 732 00:47:24,015 --> 00:47:26,017 MAN : Satan, Satan, Satan. 733 00:47:34,460 --> 00:47:37,506 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 47790

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