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I am officially running...
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(crowd cheering)
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...for President
of the United States.
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I am running for President
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of the Unites States.
(crowd cheering)
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REPORTER:
GOP candidates can't ignore his
money and his populist message.
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I will build a great, great wall
on our southern border.
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JEB BUSH: I find it abhorrent
that Donald Trump is suggesting
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we register people.
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MEN (chanting):
USA! USA!
(woman cheering)
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HILLARY CLINTON: They're upset
about what they see happening
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around them, I get that.
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REPORTER 2: The state department
is in the process
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of turning over
more Hillary Clinton e-mails.
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REPORTER 3:
This is far bigger than
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the accusations
against Donald Trump.
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I have a winning temperament.
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Where I could stand in
the middle of Fifth Avenue
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and shoot somebody,
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and I wouldn't
lose any voters, okay?
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REPORTER 4: Donald Trump
trailing Hillary Clinton
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by ten points.
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REPORTER 5:
There is a very real,
palpable fear out there today.
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CLINTON: He is threatening
our democracy.
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It's time to remove the rust
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from the Rust Belt.
REPORTER 6:
Trump followers clashed
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with anti-Trump protesters.
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ALL (chanting):
...Trump! We want Trump!
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CLINTON:
You can't just say
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whatever pops into your head
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if you want to be the President
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of the United States of America.
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(cheering and applause)
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BRET BAIER: We are going
to make this decision now.
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The Fox News Decision Desk
has called...
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Pennsylvania for Donald Trump.
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This means
that Donald Trump will be
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the 45th President
of the United States,
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winning the most...
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unreal, surreal
(anchors laughing)
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election we have ever seen.
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The revolution has begun.
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RACHEL MADDOW: It's very, very,
very close in a lot of...
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It's over. If she hasn't won
Pennsylvania by now,
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she's not coming back.
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No, that's bullshit.
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I won't believe anything until
I hear Rachel Maddow say it.
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She's the only one I trust.
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How is this happening?
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It's the politics of fear.
It always works.
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BAIER: What started off
as unlikely, impossible,
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is now reality.
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He said he was
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always a winner.
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This did not come
without controversy...
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Fuck you, world!
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USA! USA!
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USA...!
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Ha-ha!
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CNN REPORTER:
...have now confirmed that
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Secretary Clinton has conceded
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to Donald Trump.
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Uh, this concession
took place in a phone call.
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MIKE PENCE:
It is my high honor...
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(crowd cheering and applauding)
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...to introduce to you
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the President Elect
of the United States
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of America, Donald Trump.
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¶ ¶
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(muffled scream)
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(wailing):
No!
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Oh, my...
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no...
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USA!
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(slow motion):
USA!
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ALLY (wailing):
Oh, Ivy, no!
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Is that bad? Did he win?
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(Ally wails)
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ALLY: Oh, go to hell,
Huffington Post!
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Fuck you,
Nate Silver!
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Oh, my God, how could they
have been so wrong about this?
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(wheezing inhale)
IVY: You have to do
your cookie breathing
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You've got to do
your cookie breathing.
I can't do my cookie breathing.
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Give me one deep breath.
No.
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Freedom!
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Oh, my God, Ivy.
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Merrick Garland.
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What's gonna happen
with Merrick Garland?
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THOM: You want to know who
to get mad at for this?
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Our own state of Michigan.
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She's losing by 10,000 votes.
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That's the size of this town.
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And who's at 40,000 votes
and counting?
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Jill Stein.
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Is that true?
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BAIER: ...path to victory
that was unlike
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anything we've ever seen.
It did not come
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without controversy.
It did not come
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without splitting this country
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in some of the most
divisive language.
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It does come now,
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at a time where
his supporters say,
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"This is the evidence..."
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I hope every one of those
voters who decided it was
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a good time to cast a protest
vote is happy when that...
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psycho gets us all killed.
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MARYLIN: Honey,
don't get so worked up.
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THOM:
Shut up, Marylin.
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I told you to go vote,
but you didn't listen.
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Now look what happened.
Look at our friends on the couch
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and tell them that they might
not be able to maintain
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their rights as a married couple
because you were too busy today
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on Etsy to go vote!
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(Ally whimpers)
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(Ally breathes deeply)
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I don't want you to not be
married anymore.
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Oh, sweetheart.
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Sweetheart, come here.
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Listen to me, you don't
have to worry about that.
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That is never going to happen.
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Okay?
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IVY:
Oz, you don't have to worry.
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'Cause nothing
is gonna happen to us.
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Okay?
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CNN REPORTER 2:
...Donald J. Trump of New York.
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(exhales)
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¶ Om... ¶
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(as Donald Trump):
It's gonna be... huge.
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WOMAN: It's really good
you didn't come, actually.
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Everyone's losing their shit.
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It's like we went to a wedding
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and it turned into a funeral.
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We gave a year of our lives
to this.
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I dropped out of Vassar.
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Why would they send us
to Florida
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when we should've been
in Wisconsin?
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What if I get pregnant now?
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Where will I get an abortion?
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I know. Everyone's upset.
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Oh, God.
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What is wrong with CNN
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for not giving us
a trigger warning
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before they announce
the results?
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I just... I don't know
what's real anymore.
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She was supposed to win.
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Is this really happening?
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Oh, my God.
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You're kind of scaring me
right now, Winter.
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You cannot self-harm again.
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Don't go back down that road.
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Winter?
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(screams)
Jesus.
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You're such an asshole.
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Did you come in here
to rub it in?
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Get out!
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Get out!
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(sighs)
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I'm just so scared now.
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Everyone is.
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¶ ¶
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¶ ¶
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(woman gasps, man moaning)
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(laughs)
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(woman panting)
Come here.
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(woman laughs)
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Wait, stop.
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Stop.
Getting to your favorite part.
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Wait.
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Somebody's watching us.
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I can feel it.
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I know who. Twisty.
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WOMAN: (chuckles)
What are you talking about?
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MAN: It was like 50,
60 years ago.
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Mm-hmm?
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Right here on this spot.
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A deranged clown attacked
a couple on a picnic.
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He hacked the dude to death.
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(chuckling)
(moans)
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MAN: They say you can tell
it's him by the layer of drool
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he leaves behind 'cause
he got his jaw blown off
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by a shotgun blast.
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WOMAN: You're such an asshole.
You're just trying to scare me.
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MAN:
'Cause I know it turns you on.
(woman laughs, belt rattles)
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(woman screams)
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(panting)
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(rubber-toy squeak)
(screams)
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Oh, my God.
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Oh!
(panting)
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Get out of here.
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Get out of here!
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(bike horn honks)
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I'm gonna blow you away, fucker.
(gasps)
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(gasps)
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(woman screams)
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(crying):
Oh, my...
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(screams, gasps)
(groans)
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(man groans weakly)
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(clattering)
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(man groaning, woman panting)
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(gasps)
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(screams)
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Please help!
(muffled scream)
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(screams)
Help!
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(grunting, woman screams)
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(bellows)
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(muffled yell, blood spurts)
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¶ ¶
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(gurgling)
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(whimpers)
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(panting): Oh, my God.
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(muffled, excited yelling)
(screaming)
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(whimpering)
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(muffled panting)
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911 operator.
What's your emergency?
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(muffled): Hello. Hello?
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911 operator.
Can I have your location?
(mouths)
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(screaming)
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No! No!
(blade slashing)
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(screaming stops)
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Hello? Ma'am, I can't hear you.
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Are you in need of assistance?
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Ma'am?
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(distorted):
Wrong number.
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"Rraarrrggha...
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nnumbber."
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Ozzie, sweetheart.
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You were supposed
to be asleep 30 minutes ago.
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Come on.
What are you reading?
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Nothing.
Ozzie.
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Come on, honey.
A picture of a bare breast
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or an erect penis
never hurt anyone.
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Come on, fork it over.
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Come on.
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(wheezing)
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OZZIE (distant):
Mom!
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(gasping, wheezing)
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OZZIE (distant):
Mom!
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(cries, wheezes)
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Aah! I can't, I can't, I can't,
I can't, I can't, I can't.
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You know I can't.
You know I'm afraid.
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OZZIE:
I'm sorry.
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IVY:
It's not your fault, Oz.
You know I'm afraid.
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I can't look at that. Why
would you have it in the house?
It's just...
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Stop it! God!
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Oh, no!
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IVY: That's why
it's called a phobia.
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It's an irrational fear.
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Doesn't make it any
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less scary for your mom,
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but it's just a comic book.
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(whispering):
Just a comic book.
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Okay. Okay.
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(shudders)
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Come on.
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(whispering):
I'm sorry, sweetie.
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I'm sorry.
Here.
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Come here.
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(crying):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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(whispering):
All right.
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Okay.
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We should all get to bed.
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Okay?
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Okay? She'll be fine.
264
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IVY:
Good night.
265
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I am so sorry.
My phobias
266
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are starting
to affect our son.
267
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Whatever the reason is...
268
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we'll work through it.
269
00:13:31,434 --> 00:13:32,500
(quietly):
Okay?
270
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(sniffles)
271
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THOM:
We will now take statements
272
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from the public on 73-52,
approving extended overtime
273
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for sheriff's deputies
to stand guard
274
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at the Jewish Community
Center on Wildcliff Lane.
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First, and only,
on the list to speak,
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is Kai Anderson
277
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from 4318 Commodore Court.
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My fellow Americans,
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what do humans love the most?
280
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To what do we give
our highest value?
281
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Is it family...
282
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friends...
283
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our homes... money...
284
00:14:15,378 --> 00:14:18,479
notoriety?
285
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No.
286
00:14:21,384 --> 00:14:24,919
Above all, humans love fear.
287
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The fear that, over time,
we have honed
288
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and polished and built up,
brick by brick,
289
00:14:31,594 --> 00:14:33,027
until it stands before us
290
00:14:33,029 --> 00:14:37,698
every day as tall
as the Trump Tower.
291
00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:40,735
How do I know we love fear
more than our children?
292
00:14:40,737 --> 00:14:43,237
Because we are willing
to ruin their lives
293
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in service of some
irrational fear of losing them.
294
00:14:46,409 --> 00:14:48,676
No, Billy, you can't walk
to school today.
295
00:14:48,678 --> 00:14:50,544
What if somebody kidnaps you?
296
00:14:50,546 --> 00:14:53,247
(Southern accent): Clara-Belle,
don't listen to rap music.
297
00:14:53,249 --> 00:14:55,683
You might get bad ideas
about yourself.
298
00:14:55,685 --> 00:14:57,551
(normal voice):
Every day
299
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we are choosing fear
over freedom.
300
00:15:00,623 --> 00:15:03,390
Freedom of movement,
freedom of congregation,
301
00:15:03,392 --> 00:15:05,192
freedom of thought...
THOM: I'm sorry.
302
00:15:05,194 --> 00:15:06,594
I'm not seeing what this has
to do with the motion.
303
00:15:06,596 --> 00:15:08,963
Because you don't see anything.
304
00:15:08,965 --> 00:15:11,031
None of you do.
305
00:15:11,033 --> 00:15:12,566
Fear is currency.
306
00:15:12,568 --> 00:15:13,968
It has value.
307
00:15:13,970 --> 00:15:16,036
We don't need more cops.
308
00:15:16,038 --> 00:15:17,605
We need less.
309
00:15:17,607 --> 00:15:19,473
We don't need to protect
the Jewish Community Center.
310
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We need to let them blow it up!
311
00:15:20,977 --> 00:15:23,077
Order!
312
00:15:23,079 --> 00:15:24,211
I'm trying to help you.
Don't you see?
313
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They want to be scared.
314
00:15:25,281 --> 00:15:26,647
They yearn to be so scared
315
00:15:26,649 --> 00:15:28,282
that they don't have
to think anymore,
316
00:15:28,284 --> 00:15:29,884
that they don't have
to want for anything anymore.
317
00:15:29,886 --> 00:15:31,752
Fear will release them
from their desires
318
00:15:31,754 --> 00:15:32,953
and their ambitions
319
00:15:32,955 --> 00:15:34,555
and their bullshit needs!
320
00:15:34,557 --> 00:15:36,557
And then they will come
running to us like children
321
00:15:36,559 --> 00:15:37,825
in a feverish nightmare.
322
00:15:37,827 --> 00:15:39,660
And the chosen few
who are not afraid
323
00:15:39,662 --> 00:15:41,095
of the seas
and the heights
324
00:15:41,097 --> 00:15:42,930
and the beasts of the world
will return
325
00:15:42,932 --> 00:15:45,499
at the head of the evolutionary
table to shepherd the weak
326
00:15:45,501 --> 00:15:47,735
into the chosen promised land
327
00:15:47,737 --> 00:15:50,838
of truth and freedom!
THOM: Okay.
328
00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:53,140
Okay.
Let me get this straight.
329
00:15:53,142 --> 00:15:54,475
You want us...
330
00:15:54,477 --> 00:15:58,345
to just let chaos reign
in our community
331
00:15:58,347 --> 00:16:02,249
so that everyone gets so scared
that they'll, what,
332
00:16:02,251 --> 00:16:06,187
give us some sort of unlimited
power to protect them?
333
00:16:06,189 --> 00:16:07,888
(scattered laughter)
334
00:16:10,827 --> 00:16:14,795
Haven't you been watching
what's going on in the world?
335
00:16:14,797 --> 00:16:17,164
I'm just telling you
what's happening, man.
336
00:16:17,166 --> 00:16:20,167
Mm-hmm. Young man...
337
00:16:20,169 --> 00:16:22,136
I appreciate that
a lot of you 4chan guys
338
00:16:22,138 --> 00:16:25,706
feel empowered to join
the rest of us in civil society
339
00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:28,342
now that Papa Bear Trump
is telling you it's okay.
340
00:16:28,344 --> 00:16:30,644
But let me send
you a message.
341
00:16:30,646 --> 00:16:32,279
This is a blip,
342
00:16:32,281 --> 00:16:34,181
a temporary intifada.
343
00:16:34,183 --> 00:16:37,284
I know it feels good to have
your worst instincts validated,
344
00:16:37,286 --> 00:16:39,353
but don't be fooled.
Use this opportunity,
345
00:16:39,355 --> 00:16:41,689
now that you're out
of your parents' basement,
346
00:16:41,691 --> 00:16:44,859
to meet a few people
that aren't like you.
347
00:16:44,861 --> 00:16:47,261
You are afraid.
We are not.
348
00:16:48,865 --> 00:16:50,698
And with no one else to speak,
349
00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:52,800
let's vote on 73-52.
350
00:16:52,802 --> 00:16:54,235
Those in favor.
351
00:16:55,872 --> 00:16:58,405
Opposed.
352
00:16:58,407 --> 00:17:00,474
Motion passes.
353
00:17:00,476 --> 00:17:03,143
On to the next
order of business.
354
00:17:10,887 --> 00:17:12,987
(mutters incoherently)
355
00:17:12,989 --> 00:17:14,822
THOM:
What was that?
356
00:17:17,894 --> 00:17:20,594
I said there is nothing
more dangerous in this world
357
00:17:20,596 --> 00:17:22,730
than a humiliated man.
358
00:17:29,605 --> 00:17:31,872
ALLY: Our housekeeper is gone.
Did I mention that?
359
00:17:31,874 --> 00:17:34,275
The moment that man got elected,
she just stopped showing up
360
00:17:34,277 --> 00:17:36,243
and we don't know
if she went back to Guatemala
361
00:17:36,245 --> 00:17:38,112
or was rounded up.
362
00:17:38,114 --> 00:17:41,081
It's awful.
I honestly don't know
363
00:17:41,083 --> 00:17:43,517
how I'm gonna get through the
next four years, Dr. Vincent.
364
00:17:43,519 --> 00:17:45,386
I really don't.
365
00:17:45,388 --> 00:17:48,422
My anxiety
is just as intense now
366
00:17:48,424 --> 00:17:50,024
as it was on election night.
367
00:17:50,026 --> 00:17:53,227
I just keep reliving it
over and over
368
00:17:53,229 --> 00:17:56,263
and it's triggered
all the old phobias.
369
00:17:56,265 --> 00:18:00,067
And I thought I-I-I put that
behind me years ago.
370
00:18:00,069 --> 00:18:01,902
The recurrence
of the coulrophobia?
Yes.
371
00:18:01,904 --> 00:18:05,706
The clowns.
372
00:18:05,708 --> 00:18:07,641
But also...
373
00:18:10,780 --> 00:18:15,215
...confined spaces
and, uh, uh, blood...
374
00:18:15,217 --> 00:18:17,484
particles in the air, the dark,
375
00:18:17,486 --> 00:18:19,954
that coral thing
that's been staring at me
376
00:18:19,956 --> 00:18:23,724
since I came in here.
377
00:18:23,726 --> 00:18:26,593
You have a fear of coral?
No.
378
00:18:26,595 --> 00:18:28,595
No, uh...
379
00:18:28,597 --> 00:18:30,130
I-I, uh...
380
00:18:35,838 --> 00:18:39,440
It's the holes. I...
381
00:18:39,442 --> 00:18:40,808
It's repulsive.
382
00:18:42,778 --> 00:18:44,511
It's been sitting there
for months.
383
00:18:44,513 --> 00:18:46,080
Yes, I know,
384
00:18:46,082 --> 00:18:47,781
and I have been
managing that.
385
00:18:47,783 --> 00:18:49,917
It's just...
386
00:18:49,919 --> 00:18:51,251
since election night,
387
00:18:51,253 --> 00:18:54,154
everything is just
so much worse.
388
00:18:54,156 --> 00:18:56,423
This is just like
what happened to me
389
00:18:56,425 --> 00:19:00,127
in college after 9/11 when
I couldn't leave my apartment.
390
00:19:00,129 --> 00:19:02,029
But you got through it.
391
00:19:03,833 --> 00:19:06,433
Ivy got me through it.
392
00:19:08,137 --> 00:19:11,672
Meeting her...
393
00:19:11,674 --> 00:19:16,176
wanting to be well enough
to be with her...
394
00:19:16,178 --> 00:19:19,513
to prove to her
that I was stable enough
395
00:19:19,515 --> 00:19:21,849
to make a life with.
396
00:19:23,786 --> 00:19:26,020
I was willing
to white-knuckle it,
397
00:19:26,022 --> 00:19:29,556
but then I didn't have to...
398
00:19:29,558 --> 00:19:32,459
because Barack was elected
399
00:19:32,461 --> 00:19:36,397
and-and it was
as if the universe...
400
00:19:36,399 --> 00:19:38,866
righted itself.
401
00:19:38,868 --> 00:19:41,402
I loved our president.
402
00:19:41,404 --> 00:19:43,203
I was proud of him.
403
00:19:43,205 --> 00:19:46,540
And for the first time, I was
included in the discussion,
404
00:19:46,542 --> 00:19:48,308
in the world.
405
00:19:48,310 --> 00:19:49,676
Do you want to know
how I'm dealing?
406
00:19:49,678 --> 00:19:52,346
I cut out social media.
407
00:19:52,348 --> 00:19:54,148
Deleted my Twitter account.
408
00:19:54,150 --> 00:19:55,382
I don't need to know
every crazy thing
409
00:19:55,384 --> 00:19:57,051
that's happening
in the world,
410
00:19:57,053 --> 00:19:59,219
especially if there's
nothing I can do about it.
411
00:19:59,221 --> 00:20:00,587
I put all my energy
412
00:20:00,589 --> 00:20:03,157
into working out.
413
00:20:03,159 --> 00:20:04,658
You do look good.
414
00:20:04,660 --> 00:20:06,060
Heh.
415
00:20:06,062 --> 00:20:07,261
CrossFit?
416
00:20:07,263 --> 00:20:08,562
TRX.
417
00:20:08,564 --> 00:20:11,065
Now, I want you to
check out of the world
418
00:20:11,067 --> 00:20:12,733
and into your life.
419
00:20:12,735 --> 00:20:15,436
And I'm prescribing a mild
anti-anxiety medication.
420
00:20:15,438 --> 00:20:17,938
Oh, no. No, no, no.
I-I-I don't like to take drugs.
421
00:20:17,940 --> 00:20:20,541
And I don't like prescribing
them, but you need them.
422
00:20:20,543 --> 00:20:24,244
Look, we're all uneasy with
the state of the world,
423
00:20:24,246 --> 00:20:25,879
but your reactions have been
424
00:20:25,881 --> 00:20:29,450
extreme, and if you don't
do something about it,
425
00:20:29,452 --> 00:20:31,185
it's going to
affect your child,
426
00:20:31,187 --> 00:20:34,621
your marriage, everything.
427
00:20:34,623 --> 00:20:36,623
It already has.
428
00:20:39,428 --> 00:20:42,162
It's all gonna be okay.
429
00:20:47,736 --> 00:20:50,304
Is it?
430
00:20:52,274 --> 00:20:54,475
DONALD TRUMP:
...and a fair hearing
431
00:20:54,477 --> 00:20:56,243
for their concerns.
432
00:20:56,245 --> 00:21:00,114
But then the quiet voices
433
00:21:00,116 --> 00:21:02,549
became a loud chorus,
434
00:21:02,551 --> 00:21:05,119
as thousands of citizens
now spoke out together
435
00:21:05,121 --> 00:21:07,154
from cities small and large...
436
00:21:07,156 --> 00:21:08,622
Seems slow tonight.
437
00:21:08,624 --> 00:21:12,092
Yeah. I guess
everybody's at home
438
00:21:12,094 --> 00:21:13,660
watching the president's speech.
439
00:21:13,662 --> 00:21:17,331
Yeah. Can you believe
the stuff he's saying?
440
00:21:17,333 --> 00:21:18,899
Yeah, I know.
441
00:21:18,901 --> 00:21:21,435
We finally got a real leader
in Washington.
442
00:21:21,437 --> 00:21:22,769
TRUMP:
...but crucial demand,
443
00:21:22,771 --> 00:21:25,572
that America must put
444
00:21:25,574 --> 00:21:27,141
its own citizens first
445
00:21:27,143 --> 00:21:30,577
because only then can we truly
446
00:21:30,579 --> 00:21:34,748
make America great again.
447
00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:37,251
(audience cheering)
448
00:21:48,164 --> 00:21:50,197
(refrigerator humming)
449
00:21:50,199 --> 00:21:52,266
(thump)
450
00:22:09,852 --> 00:22:11,351
Hello?
451
00:22:15,191 --> 00:22:16,723
(P.A. system whines)
452
00:22:18,994 --> 00:22:21,962
(high-pitched electric whining)
453
00:22:21,964 --> 00:22:24,031
(refrigerator buzzing)
454
00:22:39,548 --> 00:22:42,549
(clattering in distance)
455
00:23:02,504 --> 00:23:05,339
(cackling)
456
00:23:08,010 --> 00:23:10,811
(clowns grunting, moaning)
457
00:23:30,199 --> 00:23:32,266
(high-pitched audio
feedback, static)
458
00:23:33,969 --> 00:23:35,469
¶ Left with nothing ¶
459
00:23:35,471 --> 00:23:37,504
¶ It's better than something ¶
460
00:23:38,641 --> 00:23:39,973
¶ Left with nothing ¶
461
00:23:39,975 --> 00:23:41,174
(screaming)
462
00:23:43,612 --> 00:23:45,078
Help.
463
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:46,980
Help me.
464
00:23:46,982 --> 00:23:48,949
(gasps):
Oh...
465
00:23:48,951 --> 00:23:50,817
Who are you?!
466
00:23:58,093 --> 00:23:59,760
(grunts, screams)
467
00:23:59,762 --> 00:24:01,461
¶ ¶
468
00:24:01,463 --> 00:24:02,996
(panicked gasping)
469
00:24:11,173 --> 00:24:12,839
Aah!
470
00:24:12,841 --> 00:24:14,608
(Ally screaming)
471
00:24:14,610 --> 00:24:17,878
(clown's laughter echoes)
472
00:24:26,121 --> 00:24:27,921
(laughter continues)
473
00:24:39,001 --> 00:24:41,168
(screaming)
474
00:24:41,170 --> 00:24:42,903
(bottle shatters)
475
00:24:44,106 --> 00:24:46,173
(panting)
476
00:24:58,787 --> 00:25:00,520
(phone line ringing)
477
00:25:00,522 --> 00:25:02,356
IVY:
What's up, babe?
478
00:25:02,358 --> 00:25:05,325
Ivy. Ivy!
479
00:25:05,327 --> 00:25:07,160
They're trying to kill me.
480
00:25:07,162 --> 00:25:09,529
What do I do?
What do I do?!
481
00:25:09,531 --> 00:25:11,031
IVY:
I don't understand.
482
00:25:11,033 --> 00:25:12,466
What are you talking about?
483
00:25:12,468 --> 00:25:14,301
Are you still at the store?
484
00:25:14,303 --> 00:25:15,702
Just stay where you are.
I'm calling the police.
485
00:25:15,704 --> 00:25:18,638
Don't hang up, Ivy!
486
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,774
Calm down, Ally.
Just breathe.
487
00:25:34,022 --> 00:25:35,689
(man speaking indistinctly)
488
00:25:35,691 --> 00:25:37,891
IVY:
All right, thank you.
489
00:25:47,603 --> 00:25:49,202
So, what did he say?
490
00:25:49,204 --> 00:25:51,271
Did they find anything?
491
00:25:51,273 --> 00:25:53,273
He said they're
looking into it.
492
00:25:54,777 --> 00:25:56,343
What does that mean?
493
00:25:56,345 --> 00:25:59,546
There wasn't anything
on the security cameras?
494
00:25:59,548 --> 00:26:01,915
Didn't they talk
to the cashier?
495
00:26:01,917 --> 00:26:03,383
He just saw you
screaming in the aisles
496
00:26:03,385 --> 00:26:05,919
and throwing bottles of rosé.
497
00:26:05,921 --> 00:26:07,788
He didn't hear the music.
He didn't see any clowns
498
00:26:07,790 --> 00:26:10,290
having sex in the
produce section.
499
00:26:13,796 --> 00:26:16,029
Well, that's not possible.
500
00:26:19,234 --> 00:26:22,135
Ivy, I am not
making this up.
501
00:26:22,137 --> 00:26:23,770
I know you're not.
I know you're not.
502
00:26:23,772 --> 00:26:25,105
I was targeted.
503
00:26:25,107 --> 00:26:28,208
I am telling you
I was terrorized.
504
00:26:28,210 --> 00:26:32,546
Chased with a knife
through the store.
505
00:26:32,548 --> 00:26:34,247
And their masks,
506
00:26:34,249 --> 00:26:35,982
they were...
507
00:26:39,621 --> 00:26:40,887
They had holes.
508
00:26:40,889 --> 00:26:42,589
It was like they knew
my fears.
509
00:26:42,591 --> 00:26:45,492
They wanted to murder me.
510
00:26:45,494 --> 00:26:47,527
OZ:
Mom?
511
00:26:49,665 --> 00:26:53,767
Uh, Oz, let's, um...
512
00:26:53,769 --> 00:26:55,168
Let's get back to bed.
513
00:26:55,170 --> 00:26:57,737
Okay? Come on.
514
00:27:06,849 --> 00:27:08,915
(indistinct conversations)
515
00:27:14,456 --> 00:27:16,690
ALLY:
Thank you.
516
00:27:16,692 --> 00:27:19,292
I didn't realize
we were so far behind.
517
00:27:19,294 --> 00:27:21,361
Well, you haven't been
here since the election.
518
00:27:21,363 --> 00:27:24,698
Um, I need your
feedback on the menu.
519
00:27:27,202 --> 00:27:30,003
It's not like
I haven't tried, Ivy.
520
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:35,342
It's... it's exactly
like you haven't tried.
521
00:27:38,013 --> 00:27:39,880
Before we opened
this place,
522
00:27:39,882 --> 00:27:41,214
we had an agreement.
523
00:27:41,216 --> 00:27:44,050
I know,
I'm front of the house.
524
00:27:44,052 --> 00:27:45,318
You're the face.
525
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:47,888
The open, lovely,
beautiful face
526
00:27:47,890 --> 00:27:49,890
of The Butchery on Main,
and I'm in the back
527
00:27:49,892 --> 00:27:51,157
with the knives and the flames.
528
00:27:51,159 --> 00:27:52,392
It's the only way
it works.
529
00:27:52,394 --> 00:27:54,394
I'm not the only one
who is having a hard time
530
00:27:54,396 --> 00:27:56,463
adjusting to this new world
we are living in.
531
00:27:56,465 --> 00:27:58,465
When was the last time
you came?
532
00:27:58,467 --> 00:28:00,734
I am talking about
the state of our country.
533
00:28:00,736 --> 00:28:03,703
For me, once
in the last month.
534
00:28:03,705 --> 00:28:05,739
With no help from you.
535
00:28:05,741 --> 00:28:10,343
I expect more from a marriage.
536
00:28:10,345 --> 00:28:14,548
You want to leave me?
537
00:28:14,550 --> 00:28:15,582
Is this a threat?
538
00:28:15,584 --> 00:28:16,750
No, I...
Jesus.
539
00:28:16,752 --> 00:28:18,818
I am being patient
with you.
540
00:28:18,820 --> 00:28:20,153
I'm standing by you.
541
00:28:20,155 --> 00:28:21,821
Defended you in front
of the police
542
00:28:21,823 --> 00:28:24,357
when things sounded crazy.
543
00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:25,859
Does that seem like
someone who wants out?
544
00:28:25,861 --> 00:28:29,329
No. What I want is
my partner back.
545
00:28:29,331 --> 00:28:32,265
The woman I fell
in love with.
546
00:28:32,267 --> 00:28:34,568
The one I love.
547
00:28:34,570 --> 00:28:36,570
(sighs)
548
00:28:36,572 --> 00:28:39,072
Isn't this more
important than some...
549
00:28:39,074 --> 00:28:41,508
stupid election?
550
00:28:41,510 --> 00:28:43,243
Yes, of course.
551
00:28:43,245 --> 00:28:44,945
You are right.
552
00:28:44,947 --> 00:28:49,683
I am so sorry,
and I promise you...
553
00:28:49,685 --> 00:28:51,251
I'm going to get this
under control.
554
00:28:51,253 --> 00:28:53,853
I am going to focus
and get back to work.
555
00:28:55,190 --> 00:28:56,423
Okay.
Okay.
556
00:28:57,693 --> 00:28:59,292
What?
557
00:28:59,294 --> 00:29:01,227
(sighs)
558
00:29:01,229 --> 00:29:04,130
This means we're gonna have
to get a new nanny for Oz.
559
00:29:04,132 --> 00:29:06,499
Right.
560
00:29:11,273 --> 00:29:13,807
I'll go home and write
the ad for the new nanny.
561
00:29:13,809 --> 00:29:15,609
Thank you.
562
00:29:15,611 --> 00:29:17,477
You're welcome.
(chuckles)
563
00:29:19,581 --> 00:29:21,881
I want you to know
I appreciate you.
564
00:29:21,883 --> 00:29:24,384
I really do, and I am
so grateful
565
00:29:24,386 --> 00:29:26,219
that you didn't
tell anybody.
566
00:29:28,090 --> 00:29:31,324
Well, you did it,
and now it's done.
567
00:29:31,326 --> 00:29:34,327
Ivy. Hey.
568
00:29:36,131 --> 00:29:37,464
You forgive me.
569
00:29:39,568 --> 00:29:40,867
You're my wife.
570
00:29:42,170 --> 00:29:44,604
When I got into the booth,
I-I couldn't do it.
571
00:29:44,606 --> 00:29:46,106
I tried.
572
00:29:46,108 --> 00:29:48,508
You know that I did,
but as much as I hate him,
573
00:29:48,510 --> 00:29:49,909
I didn't trust her.
574
00:29:49,911 --> 00:29:51,344
But Jill Stein?
575
00:29:51,346 --> 00:29:52,912
Come on, you can't blame me.
576
00:29:52,914 --> 00:29:54,514
She didn't campaign enough
in the battleground states.
577
00:29:54,516 --> 00:29:56,016
She... she went to Arizona,
for God's sake.
578
00:29:56,018 --> 00:29:57,350
Really? We needed
10,000 votes,
579
00:29:57,352 --> 00:29:59,119
and you would have
been one of them.
580
00:29:59,121 --> 00:30:01,187
Oh!
581
00:30:01,189 --> 00:30:04,624
Jesus Christ!
Sorry, man.
582
00:30:04,626 --> 00:30:07,594
I tripped-- you should have not
been blocking the sidewalk.
583
00:30:07,596 --> 00:30:10,230
There was plenty of room
to go around, asshole.
584
00:30:12,701 --> 00:30:15,869
Enjoy your latte, bitch.
585
00:30:15,871 --> 00:30:17,437
Have a nice day.
586
00:30:21,476 --> 00:30:23,777
Are you okay?
Uh...
587
00:30:23,779 --> 00:30:25,145
I'm fine.
Are you okay?
588
00:30:25,147 --> 00:30:26,780
Oh, my God.
589
00:30:28,984 --> 00:30:31,217
ALLY: Wanted:
part-time nanny
590
00:30:31,219 --> 00:30:33,019
for an active
ten-year-old boy.
591
00:30:33,021 --> 00:30:36,322
We are a two-mom household
looking for open-minded,
592
00:30:36,324 --> 00:30:38,224
responsible in-home help.
593
00:30:38,226 --> 00:30:41,361
Applicant should have
a sunny disposition,
594
00:30:41,363 --> 00:30:42,996
excellent references,
595
00:30:42,998 --> 00:30:45,865
and a valid,
in-state driver's license.
596
00:30:45,867 --> 00:30:48,234
Winter. That's
a pretty name.
597
00:30:48,236 --> 00:30:50,904
Thanks. Some people
call me "Winnie."
598
00:30:54,976 --> 00:30:58,545
So... (clears throat)
Winter,
599
00:30:58,547 --> 00:31:01,014
why don't you tell us
a little bit about yourself?
600
00:31:01,016 --> 00:31:03,249
KAI:
Assume the position.
601
00:31:03,251 --> 00:31:04,517
Pinky out.
602
00:31:07,923 --> 00:31:09,522
You know the rules.
603
00:31:09,524 --> 00:31:11,057
Once physical contact
has been initiated,
604
00:31:11,059 --> 00:31:13,693
you've consented to answer
all of my questions.
605
00:31:13,695 --> 00:31:15,161
Agreed?
606
00:31:22,337 --> 00:31:24,838
(exhales)
607
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:27,741
The naked truth--
608
00:31:27,743 --> 00:31:29,776
brutal honesty.
609
00:31:29,778 --> 00:31:33,780
Now, tell me, woman...
610
00:31:33,782 --> 00:31:36,750
what fills your heart
with dread?
611
00:31:36,752 --> 00:31:40,720
Children. I've always
enjoyed children.
612
00:31:40,722 --> 00:31:43,123
I did a lot of babysitting
in high school.
613
00:31:43,125 --> 00:31:45,458
Your most humiliating
experience, tell me.
614
00:31:47,028 --> 00:31:49,863
In fifth grade,
Marci Ross found
615
00:31:49,865 --> 00:31:51,731
a love letter I'd written
to Paula Abdul.
616
00:31:51,733 --> 00:31:54,567
She made copies
and spread it around.
617
00:31:54,569 --> 00:31:56,369
Are you a dyke?
618
00:31:56,371 --> 00:31:58,238
I was at Vassar
until last year.
619
00:31:58,240 --> 00:31:59,239
English lit.
620
00:31:59,241 --> 00:32:01,407
Women's studies.
621
00:32:01,409 --> 00:32:03,042
I left during
my junior year,
622
00:32:03,044 --> 00:32:04,611
but I fully intend
on going back.
623
00:32:04,613 --> 00:32:07,313
I'm just not ready yet.
624
00:32:07,315 --> 00:32:08,915
Why not?
625
00:32:08,917 --> 00:32:11,251
For the same reason I left.
626
00:32:11,253 --> 00:32:13,486
Me and a bunch of girlfriends
put our education on hold
627
00:32:13,488 --> 00:32:16,489
so we could work full-time
on Hillary's campaign.
628
00:32:16,491 --> 00:32:19,159
What's, uh, the most
physical pain
629
00:32:19,161 --> 00:32:22,262
you've ever experienced
630
00:32:22,264 --> 00:32:24,130
that you didn't do
to yourself?
631
00:32:24,132 --> 00:32:26,566
When I let Scottie Mickels
do anal.
632
00:32:26,568 --> 00:32:27,667
I'm so sorry.
633
00:32:27,669 --> 00:32:29,636
Don't be.
It was worth it.
634
00:32:29,638 --> 00:32:32,438
Proudest moment of my life
was when Lena Dunham
635
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:33,807
re-tweeted me.
636
00:32:33,809 --> 00:32:36,309
I got almost 6,000 followers
from that.
637
00:32:36,311 --> 00:32:40,146
Just not enough to elect
the first woman president.
638
00:32:41,449 --> 00:32:45,785
What's the most intense
moment of pleasure
639
00:32:45,787 --> 00:32:48,254
you've ever had?
640
00:32:48,256 --> 00:32:51,191
When I let Scottie Mickels
do anal.
641
00:32:53,762 --> 00:32:56,129
Was there blood?
642
00:32:56,131 --> 00:32:57,831
Yes.
643
00:32:57,833 --> 00:32:59,799
And poop?
644
00:32:59,801 --> 00:33:03,970
School is-is just so
political, you know?
645
00:33:03,972 --> 00:33:06,439
I just felt like I needed
a break from all that.
646
00:33:06,441 --> 00:33:09,809
And I thought that becoming
a part of someone else's life--
647
00:33:09,811 --> 00:33:13,479
a family--
would be something good.
648
00:33:13,481 --> 00:33:16,716
Who was the last person
that you wanted to kill?
649
00:33:16,718 --> 00:33:19,619
I've never wanted
to kill anybody.
650
00:33:19,621 --> 00:33:21,855
Bullshit.
You're a liar.
651
00:33:21,857 --> 00:33:23,690
The salt-of-the-earth
Americans
652
00:33:23,692 --> 00:33:26,459
who elected
our president...
653
00:33:26,461 --> 00:33:29,729
you want
them dead...
654
00:33:29,731 --> 00:33:31,898
don't you?
655
00:33:31,900 --> 00:33:33,933
Don't you?!
656
00:33:40,809 --> 00:33:42,909
When can you start?
657
00:33:45,013 --> 00:33:46,980
KAI: What's the thing
that scares you the most?
658
00:33:46,982 --> 00:33:50,483
Honestly, Kai?
659
00:33:50,485 --> 00:33:52,085
You.
660
00:33:52,087 --> 00:33:54,587
(chuckles)
661
00:34:14,376 --> 00:34:16,776
(truck departs)
662
00:34:16,778 --> 00:34:19,245
(chatting indistinctly)
663
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:27,120
KAI:
¶ La cucaracha ¶
664
00:34:27,122 --> 00:34:29,789
¶ La cucaracha ¶
665
00:34:29,791 --> 00:34:34,027
(slurred humming)
666
00:34:34,029 --> 00:34:35,028
(speaking Spanish)
667
00:34:35,030 --> 00:34:36,462
¶ La cucaracha ¶
668
00:34:36,464 --> 00:34:39,299
¶ La cucaracha ¶
669
00:34:39,301 --> 00:34:41,301
(humming)
670
00:34:41,303 --> 00:34:43,136
¶ La cucaracha ¶
671
00:34:43,138 --> 00:34:45,271
¶ La cucaracha ¶
672
00:34:45,273 --> 00:34:47,340
(humming)
673
00:34:49,878 --> 00:34:52,478
¶ La cucaracha, la cucaracha ¶
674
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:55,515
(humming)
675
00:34:56,584 --> 00:34:58,651
Oh.
676
00:35:03,792 --> 00:35:05,525
(grunts)
677
00:35:07,963 --> 00:35:09,429
(laughing)
678
00:35:09,431 --> 00:35:11,230
(speaking indistinctly)
¶ La cucaracha ¶
679
00:35:11,232 --> 00:35:13,066
¶ La cucaracha ¶
680
00:35:13,068 --> 00:35:15,134
(humming)
681
00:35:15,136 --> 00:35:19,105
¶ You asshole wetbacks
aren't welcome here no more ¶
682
00:35:19,107 --> 00:35:22,709
¶ Selling drugs
and doing crimes ¶
683
00:35:24,913 --> 00:35:26,779
Ho!
684
00:35:26,781 --> 00:35:28,848
Puto muerto!
Andele!
685
00:35:28,850 --> 00:35:30,583
(grunting)
686
00:35:48,269 --> 00:35:51,604
For a night tasting?
This is supposed to be work.
687
00:35:51,606 --> 00:35:53,706
You get the full treatment.
Maybe...
688
00:35:53,708 --> 00:35:55,375
it'll put you in the mood later.
689
00:35:57,512 --> 00:35:58,845
(laughs)
690
00:35:58,847 --> 00:36:00,680
Well, alcohol always helps.
691
00:36:00,682 --> 00:36:03,316
(clears throat) Think about this
for the prix fixe menu.
692
00:36:03,318 --> 00:36:04,617
Okay. Hey.
693
00:36:07,355 --> 00:36:08,788
This is fun.
694
00:36:08,790 --> 00:36:11,758
Who says I can't be romantic?
695
00:36:15,530 --> 00:36:17,730
(microwave chimes)
696
00:36:17,732 --> 00:36:21,234
(microwave door opens, closes)
697
00:36:27,542 --> 00:36:28,808
This is good soup.
698
00:36:28,810 --> 00:36:31,044
My mom's a chef.
699
00:36:31,046 --> 00:36:32,979
Which one?
700
00:36:32,981 --> 00:36:34,914
Ivy.
701
00:36:34,916 --> 00:36:37,517
Which one's
your real mommy?
702
00:36:37,519 --> 00:36:38,885
They're both.
703
00:36:38,887 --> 00:36:41,587
I mean which one
carried you in her belly?
704
00:36:43,058 --> 00:36:44,690
I forgot.
705
00:36:44,692 --> 00:36:46,659
Maybe they never told me.
706
00:36:46,661 --> 00:36:48,528
They ever tell you
about your dad?
707
00:36:48,530 --> 00:36:50,196
Everybody has one.
708
00:36:50,198 --> 00:36:51,564
I'm supposed to say,
709
00:36:51,566 --> 00:36:54,133
"Every family is special
in their own way."
710
00:36:58,406 --> 00:36:59,672
What's that?
711
00:36:59,674 --> 00:37:02,375
Twisty. He's a killer clown.
712
00:37:02,377 --> 00:37:05,011
Is that a knife?
713
00:37:05,013 --> 00:37:06,512
And a dead body?
714
00:37:09,117 --> 00:37:12,218
Are you going to tell my moms?
715
00:37:12,220 --> 00:37:14,754
Have you ever seen
a real dead body?
716
00:37:25,967 --> 00:37:28,434
(typing on phone)
717
00:37:29,871 --> 00:37:32,305
(phone whooshes)
718
00:37:37,378 --> 00:37:38,778
Thank you.
719
00:37:43,585 --> 00:37:44,817
(whispering):
Oh, man.
720
00:37:44,819 --> 00:37:47,019
Just stop tweeting.
721
00:38:14,249 --> 00:38:16,516
OZ:
Is this for real?
722
00:38:16,518 --> 00:38:18,584
It's called the Dark Web.
723
00:38:18,586 --> 00:38:19,886
It's where you can find
all the cool stuff.
724
00:38:21,856 --> 00:38:24,857
Scared?
725
00:38:24,859 --> 00:38:26,325
Good.
726
00:38:26,327 --> 00:38:28,828
(heavy breathing)
727
00:38:34,269 --> 00:38:36,502
(man grunting)
728
00:38:42,644 --> 00:38:44,410
(man cackling)
729
00:38:48,283 --> 00:38:50,816
What's going on?
Oh!
730
00:38:50,818 --> 00:38:52,118
There was a clown!
731
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:55,688
Are you insane?
732
00:38:57,792 --> 00:38:59,859
He was right there.
733
00:38:59,861 --> 00:39:02,628
He was right there!
734
00:39:02,630 --> 00:39:04,697
He was right here.
I swear to God.
735
00:39:04,699 --> 00:39:06,065
Where did he go?
736
00:39:06,067 --> 00:39:08,000
There is no one here!
737
00:39:08,002 --> 00:39:10,503
(hyperventilating)
738
00:39:10,505 --> 00:39:12,371
Where are you?!
739
00:39:12,373 --> 00:39:15,408
Ally, please.
740
00:39:15,410 --> 00:39:17,376
Ally, I was just here.
741
00:39:17,378 --> 00:39:18,978
There's no one.
742
00:39:18,980 --> 00:39:21,647
I know what I saw, Ivy!
743
00:39:21,649 --> 00:39:23,182
I know what I saw!
744
00:39:23,184 --> 00:39:24,684
Please.
745
00:39:24,686 --> 00:39:25,885
Will you stop?
746
00:39:25,887 --> 00:39:27,820
This is ridiculous.
747
00:39:33,561 --> 00:39:36,229
Where are you?
748
00:39:36,231 --> 00:39:38,497
Oh, my God.
Ally, calm down.
749
00:39:38,499 --> 00:39:40,933
Where the fuck is he?
750
00:39:44,772 --> 00:39:47,373
(whispering):
I swear.
751
00:39:47,375 --> 00:39:51,110
(crying): I swear to you,
I saw him right there.
752
00:39:53,781 --> 00:39:55,848
What about
the bloody crumpet
753
00:39:55,850 --> 00:39:58,618
and the fingers
in the endive?
754
00:40:00,588 --> 00:40:03,089
(stammers)
755
00:40:10,265 --> 00:40:12,064
It's a spinach soufflé
756
00:40:12,066 --> 00:40:14,600
with truffle oil.
757
00:40:14,602 --> 00:40:16,869
No, no, no.
758
00:40:16,871 --> 00:40:18,704
No.
759
00:40:18,706 --> 00:40:21,107
Have you been taking
your medicine?
760
00:40:31,286 --> 00:40:33,252
You need to start doing that.
761
00:40:33,254 --> 00:40:36,989
(whispering):
I think I'm going insane.
762
00:40:39,460 --> 00:40:41,961
(cries)
763
00:40:44,165 --> 00:40:46,832
I think I'm losing my mind.
764
00:40:48,903 --> 00:40:50,970
(grunting)
765
00:40:50,972 --> 00:40:52,571
I don't want
to see this anymore.
766
00:40:54,575 --> 00:40:56,809
Have you ever
been vaccinated
767
00:40:56,811 --> 00:40:59,312
for chicken pox
or measles?
768
00:40:59,314 --> 00:41:02,648
This is like a vaccination,
but for your brain.
769
00:41:02,650 --> 00:41:05,851
It hurts at first,
but it makes you better.
770
00:41:05,853 --> 00:41:08,120
Don't you want to be strong?
771
00:41:08,122 --> 00:41:10,890
Okay.
772
00:41:19,534 --> 00:41:20,933
(men shouting)
773
00:41:20,935 --> 00:41:22,702
I'll get some cookies.
774
00:41:32,347 --> 00:41:34,413
(vehicle engine
rumbling in distance)
775
00:41:51,632 --> 00:41:53,265
(engine stops)
776
00:42:04,312 --> 00:42:06,445
(truck door creaks open)
777
00:42:22,397 --> 00:42:23,996
Aah!
778
00:42:31,205 --> 00:42:33,839
What?
779
00:42:33,841 --> 00:42:36,175
I took the pill.
780
00:42:36,177 --> 00:42:39,178
Oh, I'm sorry if I don't like
altering my body chemistry
781
00:42:39,180 --> 00:42:41,180
with controlled substances.
782
00:42:41,182 --> 00:42:44,483
Says the woman who's never
turned down a wine pairing.
783
00:42:49,357 --> 00:42:51,791
(sirens wailing in distance)
784
00:42:54,429 --> 00:42:56,595
ALLY:
Stop the car, stop the car.
785
00:42:56,597 --> 00:42:58,731
Oh, my God, Ivy.
786
00:42:58,733 --> 00:43:01,233
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
hold on, ladies.
787
00:43:01,235 --> 00:43:02,635
This is a crime scene.
788
00:43:02,637 --> 00:43:05,104
We live here and our son
is in that house.
789
00:43:05,106 --> 00:43:06,305
Oz!
790
00:43:06,307 --> 00:43:07,907
Oz!
791
00:43:07,909 --> 00:43:09,575
Ozzie!
792
00:43:09,577 --> 00:43:13,279
(echoing): Oz!
Ozzie!
793
00:43:13,281 --> 00:43:16,949
Ozzie!
794
00:43:24,091 --> 00:43:26,525
Oz!
795
00:43:29,564 --> 00:43:31,964
OZZIE:
Mama!
796
00:43:42,477 --> 00:43:43,876
What happened?
797
00:43:46,180 --> 00:43:49,081
Oh, no.
The Changs.
798
00:43:49,083 --> 00:43:51,584
Crazy, right?
I tried to call you guys.
799
00:43:51,586 --> 00:43:54,153
Thom and Marylin?
800
00:43:54,155 --> 00:43:55,488
Are they okay?
801
00:43:55,490 --> 00:43:57,990
They're dead.
802
00:43:57,992 --> 00:44:00,926
It was the clowns.
803
00:44:03,264 --> 00:44:04,930
I saw them get out
of the ice cream truck.
804
00:44:04,932 --> 00:44:07,833
They just stood there
and stared at me.
805
00:44:07,835 --> 00:44:10,436
Winter! Winter!
806
00:44:10,438 --> 00:44:12,838
Dude, slow down.
807
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:14,907
(whispering):
But you have to see this.
808
00:44:20,214 --> 00:44:22,114
(groans)
809
00:44:22,116 --> 00:44:24,049
What is wrong with you?
810
00:44:28,956 --> 00:44:30,489
Can we go back?
811
00:44:30,491 --> 00:44:32,591
We're not supposed
to be outside.
812
00:44:36,364 --> 00:44:38,430
(Marylin screaming)
813
00:44:40,334 --> 00:44:41,967
Shh.
814
00:45:01,155 --> 00:45:02,555
(grunts)
815
00:45:02,557 --> 00:45:04,423
Come here.
I'll lift you up.
816
00:45:04,425 --> 00:45:06,659
Tell me what you see.
817
00:45:06,661 --> 00:45:08,427
(Marylin grunting)
THOM:
Please. (groans)
818
00:45:08,429 --> 00:45:10,563
(muffled yelling)
819
00:45:16,437 --> 00:45:18,571
(Marylin crying, groaning)
820
00:45:21,208 --> 00:45:23,642
(muffled screaming)
821
00:45:34,255 --> 00:45:37,089
I tried to tell the police,
but she won't let me.
822
00:45:37,091 --> 00:45:39,625
Oz, why don't you go inside?
823
00:45:39,627 --> 00:45:41,594
Your moms will be in
in a second.
824
00:45:41,596 --> 00:45:44,263
Now you want to look after him?
Are you fucking kidding me?
825
00:45:44,265 --> 00:45:47,266
Officer, would you take him
over there for just...
826
00:45:47,268 --> 00:45:48,801
Ivy, no.
Just for a second.
827
00:45:48,803 --> 00:45:51,437
Please, honey.
828
00:45:51,439 --> 00:45:52,705
Just for a second.
829
00:45:52,707 --> 00:45:54,707
(whispering):
It's okay, baby.
830
00:45:58,045 --> 00:46:01,614
Look, I'm not calling
your son a liar.
831
00:46:01,616 --> 00:46:05,050
He's an imaginative kid,
but none of that happened.
832
00:46:05,052 --> 00:46:07,386
We came out here when we saw
a bunch of police cars pull up.
833
00:46:07,388 --> 00:46:09,021
That was after I found this
in his room.
834
00:46:10,558 --> 00:46:12,658
Oh. Oh, my God.
835
00:46:12,660 --> 00:46:13,926
Oh, my God.
836
00:46:13,928 --> 00:46:15,461
Should have
thrown it away.
837
00:46:15,463 --> 00:46:16,462
Oh, my God.
838
00:46:16,464 --> 00:46:17,763
He has night terrors.
839
00:46:17,765 --> 00:46:19,732
He doesn't even
know he's asleep.
840
00:46:19,734 --> 00:46:22,167
Oh, my God, Ivy.
841
00:46:22,169 --> 00:46:23,836
Oh, God.
842
00:46:23,838 --> 00:46:25,738
Don't look.
843
00:46:25,740 --> 00:46:27,306
Look, there's
that detective.
844
00:46:27,308 --> 00:46:28,807
Detective.
845
00:46:28,809 --> 00:46:30,676
Can you tell us
what happened?
846
00:46:30,678 --> 00:46:32,077
I'm sorry, ma'am, I can't talk
about it right now.
847
00:46:32,079 --> 00:46:33,512
ALLY:
Oh, that's bullshit.
848
00:46:33,514 --> 00:46:34,780
The Changs were
our friends.
849
00:46:34,782 --> 00:46:35,781
We know them.
850
00:46:35,783 --> 00:46:37,349
What happened in there?
851
00:46:37,351 --> 00:46:38,651
Who did this?
852
00:46:38,653 --> 00:46:39,818
Are we even safe here?
853
00:46:39,820 --> 00:46:41,086
You're gonna be fine.
854
00:46:41,088 --> 00:46:42,955
There was nobody
else involved.
855
00:46:42,957 --> 00:46:44,823
It looks like a murder suicide.
856
00:46:44,825 --> 00:46:47,326
I'm sorry.
857
00:47:00,675 --> 00:47:02,741
¶ ¶
858
00:47:33,674 --> 00:47:35,107
(thumping)
859
00:47:39,714 --> 00:47:42,681
(whispering):
Ivy?
860
00:47:42,683 --> 00:47:45,651
Ivy, did you hear that?
861
00:47:45,653 --> 00:47:47,886
Ivy?
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