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- There you are, Mr. Darby.

That ought to fill in those
blank spots in your lawn.

- Yeah.

Uh, let's see.

What else do I need?
[bell jingles]

Oh, hi, Oz.
- Oh, hiya, Darb.

Hi, Mr. Perkins.
- Mr. Nelson.

- What've you got there?

- Oh, these are my old overalls.

I use these for painting.

- What's the matter?

Won't Harriet let you
keep 'em in the house?

[laughter]

- Yeah, I promised I'd paint the
upstairs hall for her tomorrow,

and I brought these
in to match the paint.

Uh, here.

Do you think you can match that?

- This?

- No, no, wait a minute.

That's from the front door.

Uh, how about this?

Do you think you can match that?

- Well, that's an
interesting shade.

Sort of a green, isn't it?

- Well, no.

Actually, it's yellow,
but when you put it

on the blue overalls,
it makes it green.

You know, yellow and blue
combined to make green.

- Well, surely you're not
going to paint it this green.

- I'm not going to
paint it green at all.

I'm going to paint
it whatever yellow

it is, combined with
these overalls that

makes that shade of green.

- Would you mind
finishing my order first?

- Uh, pardon me.

I think here's, uh...

right here.

This is a better hump.

Do you think you can match that?

- Mm, let me look
at my color card.

- Better take the overalls.

Sorry.

I meant to knock your hat off.

- Look, Oz, if you
don't mind, I've

got to get this
stuff for my lawn

so I can work on it tomorrow.

Sunday's the only day I've got.

- Well, that's the day I
want to paint the hall.

Hey, that's nice.

- Oh, uh, by the way, Oz,
can I borrow your shovel?

The whole front section of
my lawn needs to be dug up.

- Well, don't you have a shovel?

- Well, yeah, but
yours is lighter.

My wife's arms
don't get so tired.

- Oh.

[chuckles] Gee, I'm sorry.

I promised to lend my
shovel to Doc Williams.

- Oh, is he going
to fix up his lawn?

- No, he's doing
some cement work.

- How's this shade
of green, Mr. Nelson?

- Oh, say, that looks fine.

Now, if you can find
the shade of yellow that

combines with the
blue on these overalls

to make that shade of
green, you've got it made.

- Boy, I sure
don't envy you, Oz.

Matching paint's a tough job.

- Yeah.

He's a nice fellow, but
he gets a little confused.

- I guess everybody's going to
be pretty busy tomorrow, huh?

- Yeah.

Gee, you know, Sunday just
doesn't seem like a day of rest

anymore.

- It sure doesn't.

- Hardly seems
fair to the girls.

- Girls?

- Well, yes, our wives.

- Oh, uh, how do you mean, Oz?

- Well, I'll be
painting all day,

and poor Harriet will be sitting
around with nothing to do.

- Except clean up the mess.

- The thing is, Sunday
used to be a family day.

I can remember when we'd
pack a picnic lunch,

go out to the park and listen
to a band concert on a Sunday

afternoon.

- Doggone it, Oz, when it
comes right down to it,

we're being pretty selfish
about this whole thing,

working all day and
depriving our wives

of a wonderful outing.

- You know something?

You're absolutely right.

- You bet I am.

Hey, Oz, why don't we get the
gang together Sunday afternoon

and go on a picnic?

- Do you think the
wives would let us?

- Ozzie, this picnic
is for their good.

They'll thank us.

-

- Yeah!

- Mr. Nelson, I think
I've got it now.

- Oh, uh, I'm
sorry, Mr. Perkins.

Never mind.

I'm not going to paint
the hall after all.

Mr. Darby just
talked me out of it.

[music playing]

Oh, hi.
- Hi.

Didn't you get to
the hardware store?

- Oh, yeah.
- Where's the paint?

- Well, I didn't get any.

- Why not?

Couldn't they match
your overalls?

- Yeah, they matched
them, all right.

But I just figured it
wouldn't be fair to you

to have to sit around the house
all day, twiddling your thumbs

while I was painting the hall.

- Oh, I don't mind sitting
around the house twiddling

my thumbs.

It gives me something to do
between holding the ladder

and cleaning up the
mess and shampooing

the paint out of your hair.

- Well, yes, but I just think
we could use Sunday afternoon

to a little better advantage.

It's like Darby was saying.

- What kind of work is
he trying to get out of?

- That's not the point.

We thought it might be a
lot more fun for you girls

if we all went on a
picnic, for instance.

- A picnic?

- Well, yeah, a
picnic in the park

and listen to the band concert.

- What band concert?

- Well, the one they have
every Sunday in the park.

- I haven't been to
one of those in years.

- Sounds like a lot of fun.

- More fun than
painting the hall?

- Uh, Harriet?

I tell you, you're missing
the whole point of this.

I'm not trying to
get out of any work.

In fact, I'll make
the sandwiches.

- Good.

I'll have a ham on rye.

- Hiya, boys.

Hey, how would you guys like
to go on a picnic tomorrow?

- What picnic is this?

- Well, just a little family
picnic with your mother and me.

We'd go up to the park, and
listen to the band concert.

- Gee, I don't know.

Hey, what do you say, Rick?
- What do you think, Rick?

- Well, the sandwiches
sound pretty good,

but I don't care much
for that oompah music.

- Well, there's very
little oompah to it.

They'll probably play a
couple of Viennese waltzes

and, or maybe something
from an operetta,

and probably a trumpet
solo, "Carnival of Venice"

or something like that, some
John Philip Sousa marches...

You know, stuff like that.

- Somehow the sandwiches
don't even sound good now.

- Gee, there's more to music
than rock-and-roll, you know,

son.

- Well, if the boys don't want
to go, they don't want to go.

- Well, I just
can't understand it.

You guys used to
love band concerts

when you were little fellas.

- They used to
like zwieback, too,

but their tastes have changed.

- Well, I'm not going
to force you guys to go.

- Well, maybe next time, Pop.

- Yeah, maybe next time, Pop.

- Well, I guess they
don't care about going.

- Well, you've just got to
realize the boys have grown up.

Their tastes have changed.

- I know that.
- Mom?

- Yes, dear?

- Do we have any
zwieback in the house?

[music playing]

- Where is this darn thing, Oz?

I'm getting tired.

- It's around here someplace.

Say, what are you
complaining about?

It's all downhill so far.

[laughs]

- Oh!

There it is.

- Oh, it can't be!

- Can't be, but it is.

- Oh, for goodness sake.

I wonder what happened.

- Gee, how about that?

I could have sworn I
listened to a band concert

here about two years ago.

- I knew there was something
phony about this whole deal.

Come on, you guys, admit it.

You were just trying to get
out of a little work at home.

- No, honestly, Harriet.

I thought they still
had the band concerts.

- Yeah, so did I.

- Maybe we're too early.

- I'm afraid we're too late,
about 10 years too late.

- Well, even if they
don't have a band concert,

we can still have our picnic.

- Sure, we can.

Come on now, girls, admit it.

Isn't this a lot better than
spending a whole day at home,

just sitting around,
watching us work?

- Yeah, but a picnic's
no fun without music.

- I got an idea.

Why don't we eat in the
car and turn on the radio?

- That doesn't sound
like much fun either.

- Oh, this whole darn
thing is my fault.

[trumpet playing]

Wait a minute.

I'll bet there is a concert.

I can hear the
musicians warming up.

[trumpet playing]

Let's see what time it starts.

- Yeah, it's coming
from right over there.

[trumpet playing]

- Oh!

[chuckles] Pardon me.

- That's all right.

Say, I'm not
disturbing you, am I?

- Oh, uh, no.

Uh, we're just wondering, when's
the concert going to start?

- Well, that's very nice
of you, but I don't think

I'm ready to give concerts yet.

I'm just learning the scales.

- Oh?

- You see, my husband won't
let me practice at home.

That's why I have
to come out here.

- Oh!

Say, well, do you know-- do
they still have the concerts

here in the park?

- No, I think the park
commission discontinued

them several years ago.

- Oh, I see.

Well, I'm sorry for
the interruption.

Come on, fellas.

[trumpet playing]

- Why don't we stay
and turn pages for her?

- Oh, Darb...

- What'd you find out?

- The park commissioner
discontinued the concerts

several years ago.

- Oh, who was that playing?

- Oh, uh, it was just somebody
practicing on the trumpet.

- What are they
practicing out here for?

- Well, her husband won't
let her practice at home.

- Her husband?

You mean it was a girl?

- Yeah.

Pretty cute, too.

- My, you girls are lucky
we came back at all.

- We weren't worried, not
with all these sandwiches.

- You know, here's an example
of what happens when people

neglect their civic duty.

I'll bet you there
are hundreds of people

who come up to the
park here every Sunday,

expecting to hear a band concert
and go home disappointed.

- Well, there's nothing
you can do about it.

- Well, sure, there is.

Somebody can go down to the park
commissioner's office and pound

on the desk and
demand some action,

demand that these concerts
be given back to the people!

- By golly, Oz, you're right.

And I hereby appoint
myself a committee of one

to do something about it.

- Well, good for you, Darb.
- What are you going to do?

- I'm going to delegate
Ozzie Nelson to go down

to the park
commissioner's office

first thing in the morning
and demand some action.

- What's the matter, Harriet?
You're not laughing.

- I should say not.

I know him.

He's liable to do it.

[music playing]

- Mr. Nelson, yours
isn't the first complaint

we've received about
discontinuing the band

concerts.

- Well, we were
pretty disappointed.

- Yes, I'm sure you were.

What do you think of this plant?

[speaking latin]

- Oh, really?
I never would guessed.

- Trying it out on the north
side of the baseball field.

It's impervious to sun,
cold, and fly balls.

- Oh, that's very nice.

- Would you care for a
slip of it for your garden?

- Oh, uh, no thanks, really.

- Ooh, need to show you the new
grass we're experimenting with.

Trying this out in
the picnic area.

It's supposed to
be ant-repellent,

according to the seed salesmen.

- Oh, uh, Mr.
Commissioner, what do you

think you can do about
the band concerts?

- From her botanical gardens.

- Oh, no, that's very nice.

- Well, frankly, I'm
afraid there's not

very much we can do.

You see, it's purely
a matter of economics.

The city council votes
us so much money,

we have to spend it where
it'll do the most good.

Here's a model of a new tail for
the statue of General Grant's

horse.

Feel how heavy that is.

- Oh, yes, it certainly is.

Well, of course, I realize
you're working with a limited

budget...

- Mr. Nelson, you don't realize
how small that budget is.

Why, do you know that we
had to wait for three years

before we could sandblast
Benjamin Franklin?

- Oh, yes.

Imagine that.

- That's why we had to
cut out the band concerts.

There just wasn't
enough interest

to warrant spending
the money for them.

- Say, here's an idea.

Why don't you hire
a band for just one

Sunday, give the thing
a lot of publicity?

I think you'd be surprised
at the number of--

- Hand me my shovel, will you?

- --people who will show up.

- The only trouble
with your idea

is, Mr. Nelson,
that I don't even

have the budget to hire
the band for one Sunday.

So, you see, we're
kind of stymied.

You know, I miss those
band concerts, too.

I used to play the trombone
in the high school orchestra.

- Oh, is that so?

Gee, I'm kind of
a musician myself.

- Well, for goodness sakes,
what kind of a horn do you blow?

- A banjo.

I-- I play the banjo.

- Well, I'm sorry I can't
do more for you, Mr., uh--

- Uh, Grant, General--

I mean, uh, Nelson.

- If you figure out something,
I'll be glad to cooperate.

- Well, that's
certainly fair enough.

- Here it is, Commissioner.

We just got it out of customs.
- Oh, thanks.

Just put it right here.

How do you like it, Mr. Nelson?

- Oh, say, it's--

- Sent all the way
to Africa for it.

- Oh, good for you.

- It's going to go on
the northeast corner.

- Of the baseball diamond?

- No, of my living room.

It's a present for my wife.

[music playing]

- Well, fellas, this is
a pretty good turnout

for such short notice.

- You couldn't keep me away.

I could hear those poker chips
rattle clear out in my garage.

[laughter]

- Well, I think the
best thing I can do

is just turn this meeting
over to Ozzie Nelson

and let him explain
what it's all about.

Brother Nelson.

[applause]

- Thanks, fellas.

I'll make this as
brief as possible.

[cheering and applause]

How many of you guys
used to go to the band

concerts in the park?

Can I have a show of hands?

Well, uh, let me
put it this way.

The band concerts used
to be great favorites,

and they've been discontinued
by the park commission

because there hasn't been too
much interest in them lately.

- Thanks for the
information, Oz.

Now, somebody get out the cards.

- Now, now, wait a minute.

I've been appointed
as a committee of one

by the park commissioner.

Uh, not exactly--

Well, anyway, if we want to get
the concerts back in the park,

we're going to have
to prove that people

are interested in them.

- If somebody will
get out the tables,

I'll help set up the chairs.

[laughter]

- There's one
positive way that we

can prove that people
are interested,

and that is for us, the Men's
Club, to throw a concert.

I mean, to have a concert.

Now, how many of you were in
high school or college bands?

Well, gee, that's wonderful.

We've got enough right here
to form a good-sized band.

- Let me get this straight, Oz.

We're going to form a band and
give a concert every Sunday?

- No, just one Sunday
as an experiment.

And if it draws a
lot of people, I'm

sure the city council
will change its mind

and hire a regular
band to play, and we'll

have our concerts back again.

- Hey, you know, that sounds
like it might be a lot of fun.

- Yeah, you can count me in.

[chatter]

[applause]

- That's swell.

Now, how about
begging, borrowing,

or stealing the instruments
you used to play

and having a rehearsal
right here tomorrow night?

Who's in favor of that?

[applause]

- Oh!

Can I ask a question?

- Go ahead.

- How many of you guys
want to play poker

and how many guys
want to play pinochle?

- Meeting adjourned!

[music playing]

- Now, I think we should start
with something everybody knows.

Uh, how about "Over the Waves"?

[vocalizing]

Uh, "Over the Waves."

- Well, I thought rehearsal
was tomorrow night.

- Oh, it is.

Uh, then how about
a trumpet solo?

That always sounds
nice outdoors.

Maybe "Carnival of
Venice" or, uh--

[vocalizing]

Trumpet solo.

Now, do you have
any suggestions?

- How about a lullaby?

- Lullaby?

That puts people to sleep.

- That's what I mean.
Start singing.

And good night, dear.

- [chuckles]

[music playing]

[applause]

[music playing]

[applause]

Thank you.

[applause and cheering]

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

- Ozzie, wake up.

Dear, what are you doing?

- The park commissioner
just presented this to me.

- Oh, congratulations.

- Congratulations for what?

- Well, the park commissioner
just presented that to you.

- [laughs] Goodness sakes, dear,
you must have been dreaming.

Go back to sleep.

- Good night.

- You sure got a lot of
publicity on this thing, Oz.

- Oh, yeah, I saw that
piece in the paper.

That's pretty good.

- You got a nice plug.

Says here the
entire band will be

under the direction of one of
the club's outstanding members.

- The only thing, though,
they didn't mention my name.

- Oh, that's all right.

Everybody will know who it is.

You're the only member of
the club whoever gets us

involved in things like this.

- Let's see.

The woodwinds will be here,
and the brass back there.

- I've had a lot of
phone calls on this.

People are really interested.

- Oh, well, I hope you told
your friends to get out

to the park early Sunday.

It should be quite a crowd.

- Sure.

Here's a stand for you.

- Oh, thanks.

I think somebody
mentioned a baritone horn.

Place him right about
here between the brass

and the woodwinds.
- Hi, Oz!

- Oh, hi, Darb.
- Hi, Oz!

- Hi, fellas.
- Hi, Oz.

- Ah, I see you got your
instruments with you.

- Yeah.

- Don't worry about
the way these look, Oz.

My wife's been using
them for ashcan covers.

[laughter]

Oh!

[coughing]

- I hope this old crew
will still play all right.

- Oh, I'm sure.

The woodwinds are
in the front row.

Come on in, boys.

[tuba playing]

Uh, the woodwinds in the
front row, and then the brass,

percussion instruments
in the back here.

Woodwinds, follow me,
right down the front.

[tuba playing]

OK, boys.

Can I have your attention?

Doc, please.

Wait a minute.

What kind of an
instrumentation is this?

- You told us to bring the
instruments we used to play.

Gee, I had a heck of a time
getting this out of the house.

My wife was growing
geraniums in it.

- Why, I mean, don't we have--

what instruments
do you guys play?

- We're baton twirlers.

- No, I mean, don't we have any
legitimate instruments here,

like clarinets, or saxophones,
or trumpets, or trombones?

- Well, I can play
"Chopsticks" on the piano.

[laughter]

- I-- what are we
going to do here?

- I don't know, Oz.

You're the guy who
organized this thing,

says so right here in the paper.

- Now, look, fellas, we
can't play a band concert

with this kind of
an instrumentation.

- Why not?

[tuba playing]

[loud clash]

- This is ridiculous.

We'll have to call the
whole darn thing off.

- OK, Oz.
We tried.

- OK, fellas, how about
a little pinochle?

- Yeah!
- Yeah!

[chatter]

- Now, uh, boys.

Uh, fellas?

Imagine six cymbals, three baton
twirlers, a tuba, and a flute.

I had to call the
whole thing off.

- Well, you can't do that.

Everybody in town's looking
forward to the concert.

- Well, we don't have a band.

What else am I going to do?

- Well, you'd better
get to bed now.

Maybe I can think of
something in the morning.

- Well, if you happen to think
of something during the night,

for goodness sakes, wake me
up, because I won't be asleep.

[music playing]

- I don't know, Oz.

I think you're
making a big mistake.

- Well, if people are coming
here to listen to some music,

then this is the best I can do.

After all, the record
player has a good tone,

and I have some
interesting records.

- Yeah, but, Oz, they can
listen to records at home.

- Look, if you guys are too
embarrassed, you can leave,

you know.

- Oh, no, we'll
stick with you, Oz.

Somebody ought to
be around in case

the crowd gets out of hand.

Where did you leave the records?

- Uh, they're out in my car.

- Come on, Doc, let's get 'em.

- Ah, there you are, Mr. Nelson.

- Oh.

- Been looking all over for you.

Where's the band?

- I'll tell you,
Mr. Commissioner, we

had a little change in plan.

- Ah, don't bother to explain.

You've done a great job so
far without any suggestions

from me.

I'm going to leave
it all in your hands.

Good luck.

- Oh, uh--

- Gee, I hope
we're not too late.

- Hi, Rick!
What's this?

- Well, I think you
know all the guys here.

- Yeah, hiya, fellas.

- Hi, Mr. Nelson.

- What's going on here?

- Well, I know some of the
older folks may not like

rock-and-roll, but I figured
it's a lot better than playing

records.

- Oh, you're darn right it is.

This is great, fellas.

Uh, who thought up this idea?

- Well, there she is.

- I might have known.

[chuckles]

[music playing]

- [SINGING] True love.

- [SINGING] Your love.

- [SINGING] True love.

- [SINGING] Your love.

- [SINGING] True love, baby,
that's what you give to me.

True love.

- [SINGING] Your love.

- [SINGING] True love.

- [SINGING] Your love.

- [SINGING] True love, baby,
that's what you've given me.

Well, God made the world,
and he made it round.

I got my baby, and
I'm glad I found.

Her love was meant for me.

And my baby, she'll always be.

She gives me true love.

- [SINGING] Your love.

- [SINGING] True love.

- [SINGING] Your love.

- [SINGING] True love, baby,
that's what you've given me.

- By George, I sure like
that rock-and-roll beat.

- [SINGING] True love.

- [SINGING] Your love.

- [SINGING] True love.

- [SINGING] Your love.

- [SINGING] True love, baby,
that's what you've given me.

Well, the big, little,
young and old, they all

need something to have and hold.

When I found you,
I found that you

gave me loving I can't forget.

You gave me true love.

- [SINGING] Your love.

- [SINGING] True love.

- [SINGING] Your love.

- [SINGING] True love, baby,
that's what you've given me.

Oh, yeah.

True love, baby, that's
what you've given me.

[applause]

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