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[rock & roll music]

- Holy smokes, you guys
are here again tonight?

- Quiet, please,
we're trying to study.

- What's the subject,
rock and roll?

- No, honest.
We're really studying.

- Pardon me.

- Hey, who swiped
my geometry book?

- I don't think you brought
it over with you, did you?

- Maybe you're right.

- Mom, did Pop get home
yet with the ice cream?

- I think he just drove in.

- I'd sure like to get
some tonight for a change,

before Ricky and his
buddies eat it all up.

- Well, good luck.

- Hi, Mr. Nelson.
- Hi, Mickey.

You're not going home
so soon, are you?

- Just for a minute.
I'll be right back.

I forgot my geometry book.

- Oh, because I got
some ice cream here.

- Great.
Now I know I'll be right back.

[laughter]

- Did you get
plenty of ice cream?

- Yeah, I got enough
to feed an army.

Sometimes I wonder if those
kids eat home, too, or just

over here.

- Well, I'm glad you got enough.

We're out of Cokes, too.

They finished them
all last night.

- Those guys got the
driveway all blocked up.

Hey, you guys, would
you move your cars?

I can't get out.

- I don't know how they
get any studying done.

- Mr. Nelson, would you mind
moving your car, too, please?

- Oh.

[laughter]

Oh, boy.

Got some chocolate sundaes
coming up in a minute, fellas.

- Sounds great.

- Hey, where's the
chocolate sauce?

- Oh, I thought
you had some here.

- No.

Oh, well.

They don't need any.

- Oh, gee.

It's much better
with chocolate sauce.

I'll go back to the
store and get some.

Boys, will you move your cars
out of the driveway again?

I can't get out.

[laughter]

- Thanks a lot, Mom.

- You bet.

- That was real
good, Mrs. Nelson.

- Oh, thank you.

- Can I help you
with the dishes?

- No, that's all right.
I think I can manage.

- I was hoping you'd say that.
- That's what I figured.

[laughter]

- Back to the ol' homework.

- Hey, you guys!

Take it easy on the
noise, will you?

I'm trying to study.

- What do you mean "noise"?

[music cuts out]

My brother just doesn't have
any appreciation for good music.

[laughter]

- Anything I can
help you guys with?

- Yeah, you sure can.
Hi, Mr. Nelson.

- Just in time, Pop.

Have you ever read "Man
Without a Country"?

- Oh, yeah.

It seems to me I
read this to you guys

when you were little fellas.

It's a story of an Army
Lieutenant, isn't it?

Let's see.
What was his name again?

- Nolan.

Philip Nolan, wasn't it?

- Yeah, that's right.

Lieutenant Philip Nolan.

- Well, as long as you
read the book, Mr. Nelson,

maybe you could answer
a question for us.

- Well, I'll try.
What is it?

- We're supposed to
put in our own words

what the meaning
of this story is.

- If Mr. Nelson tells us, it
won't be in our own words.

- Well, we'll put his own
words in our own words.

Would that be legal, Mr. Nelson?

[laughter]

- Well, I guess so.

After all, we're
just discussing it.

I might not even be right.

- What would you say
the story meant, Pop?

- Well, I think
the important point

the story is trying to make is
always think before you speak.

You see, this Lieutenant
Nolan made a rash statement

in a moment of anger.

He said he hoped he'd never hear
his country's name mentioned

again.

And so the court
took him at his word,

and they sentenced him to
be placed aboard a ship.

And the members of the
crew were instructed never

to mention the name
of the United States

in Nolan's presence.

They were also told that if they
brought on board any newspapers

or any magazines, that any
reference to the United States

was supposed to be deleted.

So he lived out his days
without ever hearing

his country's name mentioned.

That's why they called him
a man without a country.

- But that was just a story.

It wasn't true, was it, Pop?

- Oh, I think it might
have some basis of fact.

At least the moral is sound.

"Always think before you speak."

- Well, thanks for
everything, Mr. Nelson.

- Oh, that's OK.

Good night, fellas.
- Goodnight, Mr. Nelson.

- Goodnight.
- Goodnight, Mr. Nelson.

Well, we don't have to
hand this in till Monday.

Why don't we discuss it
here again tomorrow night?

- Yeah, that's a good idea.

- I'm tired.
- See you tomorrow, Rick.

- OK.
- So long, then.

- Yeah.

Yeah, so long, Rick.

- Rick?

Are all these kids come back
here again tomorrow night?

- Yeah, I guess they
like it over here.

- Mr. Nelson, do you mind
moving your car again?

We can't get out.

[laughter]

- How is your term
paper doing, Dave?

- Well, to tell you the
truth, not very well, Pop.

- I could have
told you that, Pop.

He's been such a grouch lately.

- Yeah, and it's been
mostly your fault, too.

- It's my fault that
you're a grouch?

- No, that I can't get any
work done on my term paper.

- You know, I think Dave's
got a point there, Rick.

- He also has the jelly.

- And stop interrupting Pop.

- Who's interrupting?

- Well, the point is, this is
David's home, too, you know.

This gang of yours
comes swarming all

over the place every
night, takes over

the house like a
plague of locusts.

- You mean I can't bring my
friends over here anymore?

- Well, no.
I didn't say that.

But do they have to come over
here every night in the week?

- I was just going to ask you if
we could have a party over here

Saturday night.

- Well, gee, Rick,
can't you have it

at somebody else's house?

Why do they have to come
over here all the time?

Seems to me it'd
be a little fairer

if you guys would take turns.

- Say, speaking of taking
turns, whose turn is it's

clear off the table tonight?

[comical riff]

Just as I thought.

My turn as usual.

[laughter]

- Harriet, where did Rick
say he and his friends

were going to study tonight?

- Oh, over at Tommy
Hoffman's house, I think.

Why?
Do you have something in mind?

- Oh, nothing special.

Just couldn't figure out
whether to read or watch

television or just lie around
and enjoy the peace and quiet

while it lasts.

[laughter]

- It is kind of nice to
have it quiet for a change.

- Do you hear anything?

- No, I didn't.

- Neither did I.
Isn't it wonderful?

[laughter]

- I know what you mean, Dave.

You going to study down the
library, or study here tonight?

- No, I think I'll
study in my room

and take advantage of the fact
that Rick and his noisemakers

aren't here.

[laughter]

- You know, Harriet, you have
to hand it to Rick, though.

- What do you mean?

- Well, he's pretty
quick on the uptake.

Just drop one little hint
and he went someplace else.

- At least he could have
come home for dinner.

- Yeah, well, I think it was
darn nice of the Hoffmans

to invite him over there.

- Yes, it was.

- Well, we might as well
enjoy ourselves while we can.

Come Saturday night, the
kids will be swarming

all over the place again.

- Oh, that's right.

Ricky's party.

- Yeah.

Hey, do we have any ice
cream left from last night?

- No, I'm afraid not.

- Would you like some?

- No, thank you.

[music playing]

- Dave?

- Yes, sir?

- Would you like some ice cream?

- No thank you.

- OK.

I think I'll take a walk
downtown, get some ice cream.

- OK.

[laughter]

[loud rock music]

What are you doing, Dave?

- Well, it was so quiet
in here, I couldn't study.

[laughter]

- Well, good
evening, Mr. Nelson.

- Good evening.
- Don't tell me.

Let me guess.

A quart of vanilla, a
quart of pistachio nut,

a pint of tutti frutti, one
butterscotch ripple, and a can

of chocolate syrup, right?

- Ordinarily you'd be
right, but tonight I'll

just have a quart of strawberry
and a quart of vanilla.

- Oh, no homework
session tonight, huh?

- No, the kids gave
us tonight off.

- Oh, that's nice.

- Good evening, sir.
- Good evening.

- Mary, would you take
care of this gentleman

while I get Mr. Nelson's order?
- May I help you, sir?

- Yes.
Now, let's see.

A quart of vanilla, a
quart of pistachio nut,

a pint of tutti frutti,
one butterscotch ripple,

a pint a rocky road, and
a can of chocolate syrup.

[laughter]

- Pardon me.

You're Mr. Hoffman, aren't you?

- Well, yeah.

How did you know?

- I recognized your order.

Also, I'll bet there are a
bunch of high school kids

over at your house
doing their homework.

I'm Ricky Nelson's father.

- Well, glad to meet you.

- Glad to know you.

Say, I'm sorry about the kids
all landing over at your house

tonight.

I'm afraid I'm
responsible for it.

- Oh, nothing to be sorry about.
I think it's wonderful.

Frankly, I've been trying to
lure them over for a long time.

- Oh, really?

- Yeah, there's nothing
like a bunch of kids

to make a place come alive.

- Oh, yeah.

I guess you're right at that.

- I'm sure glad I put
in that badminton court.

- Oh, you have a
badminton court?

- Yes, we do.

It's really getting a workout.

That, and my record player.

- Oh, say, I hope Rick isn't
blasting you out of the house

with those rock and
roll records of his.

- Oh, no, no.

The last time I saw him, he
was swimming in the pool.

[laughter]

- Isn't it a little cold for
swimming this time of the year?

- Oh, no, no.
We have the pool heated.

- Oh, it's heated.

[laughter]

Well, what about their homework?

- Oh, that's coming along fine.

They were discussing "The
Man Without a Country."

You know, the Army Lieutenant
who spoke hastily and lived

to regret it?
- Oh, yes.

There's quite a
moral to that story.

- Yes, there is.
- Here you go, gentlemen.

- Oh, would you
charge mine, please?

- Certainly.

- There you are,
and keep the change.

- Oh, thank you, sir.

- You know, you've
been lucky to have

the kids over at your
place all this time.

- Oh.

Say, if they're
bothering you, just

send them on back to our house.
- Oh, don't be silly.

It's a pleasure.

They're a great bunch of kids.

- Oh, yeah.

They sure are.

- I can't understand
why you ran them out.

[laughter]

- Oh, well, I
didn't run them out.

As a matter of fact,
they're having a big party

at our place Saturday night.

- Oh, really?

Well, say, I'd be glad to
take them off your hands,

if you'd like.

- Oh, no, no, no, we're
glad to have them.

- Well, if you change
your mind, let me know.

- Oh.
- I'd better get going.

It's a long walk.

- Oh, are you walking, too?

- I couldn't get my
car out of my driveway.

- Oh.

[laughter]

I'm familiar with that routine.

Well, it's very nice to
have met you, Mr. Hoffman.

- Well, thank you.

Same to you, Mr. Nolan.

- No, no, no, Nelson.

Lieutenant Nolan-- it's--

I--

[laughter]

Nice-- I say, I think
you're going the same way.

- Yeah.

[upbeat music]

- Hello, dear.
- Hi.

Where have you been?

I was beginning to
get worried about you.

- Oh, gee, I'm sorry.

The stores are
open, so I decided

to do a little shopping for
Ricky's party Saturday night.

I got some fine
things here, too.

A croquet set, new
record album, some games

and some athletic equipment.

- And a quart of
melted ice cream.

[laughter]

What'd you get all
this stuff for?

- Well, we got to get
something for the kids.

After all, everybody
else has a swimming pool.

- What are you talking about?

- Well, Harriet, if we expect
the kids to come back here,

we've got to get something
to entertain them.

- Last I heard, you were
trying to get rid of them.

- Oh, no.

I wasn't trying to
get rid of them.

That was a misunderstanding.

- Gee, what's all this stuff?

- Oh, I brought it home, Rick.

I got it for your party
here Saturday night.

- Oh, that's swell, Pop, but we
decided to move the party over

to Mickey Darby's house.

[laughter]

- Darby's house?
How come?

- Well, the guys got
to thinking about it,

and we decided it wasn't
fair to you and Mom

to have all the
parties over here.

- But you're welcome to
have your parties here.

- Well, that's all right, Pop.

And don't worry
about all this stuff.

We'll just take it over the
Darbys with us Saturday night.

I'll come down and get it later.

- Oh.

If-- if you change
your mind, you

want to have the party
over here Saturday night,

you're welcome to.
- OK.

Thanks, Pop.

[sad music]

- Well, come on, Phillip.

Let's have some ice cream
before it melts away completely.

[laughter]

[applause]

[rock and roll music]

- Hi, Pop.

- Oh, hi, Dave.

Going out someplace, son?

- Yeah, I think I'll go over
to the Darby's for a while.

Sounds like the kids have a
pretty good party going over

there.
- Yeah.

Well, of course, they've had
some great parties over here.

Don't forget.
- Yeah, they sure have.

Must be a relief to have them
take over somebody else's

house for a change.

- Oh boy, you're not kidding.

- Well, goodnight, Pop.
- Good night, son.

Have a good time.

- Thanks.

If you're going to stand
there with the door open, Pop,

you better put a coat on.
You're liable to catch cold.

- Oh, I'm not
going to stay here.

I--

- Would like to take
advantage of our freedom

and go someplace tonight?

- I don't know.

Don't you think
this is a good way

to enjoy it, just staying home
here, having the house all

to ourselves?

- It's OK with me.

I got a lot of knitting
to catch up on.

What are you going to do?

- I thought I'd read.

Here we go.

- What have you got there?

- "The Man Without a Country."

- Is that Ricky's?

- No, I don't remember
where we got this.

You know, Harriet, maybe I'd
better run down the store

and buy some stuff
for sandwiches.

- What for?

Are you expecting somebody?

- Well, I just have kind of a
hunch that Ricky and his gang

are liable to come busting
in here any minute.

- Well, why do you say that?

- Well, how can they possibly
have any fun over at Darby's?

He's such an old grouch.

- He is not.

He's always laughing.

Got a smile on his face.

- Well, see, that's
just what I mean.

Nobody can be that
happy all the time.

He's got to have
his grouchy moments.

And tonight's liable
to be one of them.

[laughter]

- Look, dear, if you wanted
the kids to come over here,

you shouldn't have said
what you did to Ricky.

- Well, I was just
backing David up.

- Well, why don't
you take advantage

of the nice, quiet evening
and read your book?

- Well, I'm going to.

It's just that you misunderstand
everything I try to say.

[sad music]

- The court reassembled.

The prisoner, Philip
Nelson, Ozzie Nolan.

Uh, the prisoner, Philip
Nolan was brought in.

[dreamy music]

[military drums]

- Mr. Nolan?

- Nelson, sir.

- Mr. Nelson, sir, the board
has found you guilty as charged.

Have you anything to say?

- Yes, I have.

Darn you kids and your homework.

Why don't you take your noise
to somebody else's house?

[laughter]

- You realize what you said?

- You heard me say it.

The court has decided that
you sentenced yourself

with your own words.

You are never to hear any
noise from our gang again.

Take him away.

[laughter]

[military drums]

- But fellas--

[laughter]

Fellas!

- Ozzie.

Dear?

- Just a second, fellas.
- Hey.

- Huh?
- You fell asleep.

- Fellas?

Oh.

I'm sorry.
It's--

- Oh, that's all right.
You were crumpling the pages.

I didn't want you
to ruin the book.

- Oh.

Oh, see, I just remembered
who I borrowed this from.

It was Darby.

- Oh, you mean old grouchy?

[laughter]

- Well, I--

I'd better return
it to him before I

forget who it belongs to.

- Well, can't it
wait until morning?

- I might as well take
it over to him now.

He'll probably be glad to have
me rescue him from the party.

You know, kids can get on
your nerves after a while.

- Oh, wait a minute.

Don't go without your coat.

[chatter]

- Hi, fellas.
- Mr. Nelson.

- Hi, Mr. Nelson.
Come on in.

- Oh, I-- I--

I don't want to crash
in on the party.

I'll tell you why I came over.

I was over at my house
reading this book.

- Oh, gee, I'm sorry.

We've been making
too much noise.

- No, no.

[laughter]

- Hey, hold it down, fellas.

We've disturbed Mr. Nelson.

- What do you mean, we're
disturbing Mr. Nelson?

[laughter]

- Oh, uh, hi, Darb.

I was looking through
my bookcase, and I--

I found this book, and I
suddenly remembered it's yours.

- Mine?
- Yes.

- What is it?

- Uh, "The Man
Without a Family."

Uh--

[laughter]

"Man Without a Country."

- It isn't mine.

- Well, are-- are you sure?

I could have sworn I
borrowed it from you.

- Come on, Oz.

Who are you trying to kid?

You're just looking
for some excuse

to come over here
and crash the party.

[laughter]

- Are you kidding?

Why should I want
to crash the party?

These kids are over at our
house every Saturday night.

Look, if it's too much of
an inconvenience for you

to have them over here, just
send them over to our house.

- Oh, yes, Oz, it's a
great inconvenience.

[laughter]

- No, no, I--

I mean, why don't you send
them all over to our house?

We're used to having them there.

- Come on, Mr. Darby.

We're all waiting for you.

- Oh, pardon me, Oz.

I promised these kids I'd
play my banjo for them.

Come on, Mr. Nelson.
- No.

- Come on in, Oz.

Come on in.

[comical music]

- Oh, hi, dear.

I thought that might be Ricky.

- Uh, where is he?
Do you know?

- The whole gang's over
at the Randolph's doing

their homework.

- The Rand-- well, they were
at the Randolph's yesterday.

- Oh, yes.

Well, I guess they must
be at the Dunkle's.

Yes, that's right,
because they're going

to the Watkins' tomorrow night.

[sad music]

- When is it going
to be our turn again?

Did he say?
- No, he didn't.

- One of these days, I imagine.

[upbeat music]

- Hi, boys.
Hello.

[interposing voices]

[laughter]

- Oh, hi, dear.

You're home early.

I think you know all the
girls in the bridge club.

- Oh, well, yes.

- Hi, Ozzie.

- Good afternoon, ladies.

Well, have a nice time.

Don't let me disturb you.

- [crosstalk]

[chatter]

[sad music]

- Oh, hi, Pop.

- Hi, Rick.

Ready for another
big Saturday night?

- I don't know how
big it's going to be.

We were supposed to have a party
over at the Thompson's house,

but we ran into
a little problem.

- Oh, what happened?

- Well, they're not
going to be home.

They've been invited
out someplace.

- Well, you could probably
have it over at the Darby's.

- They're not going
to be home, either.

- What about the Randolph's?

- No, we tried them.

They're going to a party, too.

It seems like everybody's
parents have been

invited to a party tonight.

- Gee, that's a
strange coincidence.

- Are you and Mom going
to be home tonight?

- Well, yes.
As far as I know.

Well, why?
What did you have in mind?

- Well, I wondered--

No, I guess not.

- No, no, now wait a second.

You guess not what?
- Oh, that's OK, Pop.

We've imposed on you enough.

- Well, no, look, Rick,
I deserve another chance.

[laughter]

It's just that I didn't
think before I spoke.

- What do you mean?

- Well, never mind that now.

How soon can the
kids get over here?

- How about right now?

- Right now?

- Yeah, they're all
waiting out in the kitchen.

- Why didn't you say so?

Bring them in.

- Oh, gee, thanks, Pop.
[rock & roll music]

- It's all right, everybody.

Come on in.

- Hi, Mr. Nelson.
- Hi.

Hi.
- Hi, Mr. Nelson.

- Hi, there.

- Hi, Mr. Nelson.

- Come on in.

- Hey, that's a good record.

Put it on again, somebody.

- Anybody interested
in refreshments?

- Yeah, me.
- Yeah.

- Don't crowd, boys.
There's plenty for everybody.

- And there's peanut butter
and jelly over there,

and there's ham and
cheese over here.

- Trade you?

- Well, oh, no, no.

[laughter]

[MUSIC - RICKY NELSON, "BE BOP
BABY"]

- [SINGING] A be-bop baby.

A be-bop baby.

A be-bop baby.

She's the gal for me.

I'm going to find her tonight.

We're going to have a time.

I want that baby to
be mine, all mine.

A big day is coming
for baby and me the day

that she says she belongs to me.

A be-bop baby,
still in her teens.

Just as sweet she can be.

A be-bop baby in
her old blue jeans

is the be-bop baby for
me, a be-bop baby for me.

A be-bop baby.

A be-bop baby.

A be-bop baby.

She's the gal for me.

She's got plenty of
rhythm, got plenty of jive.

And when we dance, it
really comes alive.

My love for her is
so tender and sweet.

My heart starts pounding
every time we meet.

A be-bop baby,
still in her teens.

Just as sweet she can be.

A be-bop baby in
her old blue jeans.

It's the be-bop baby for
me, a be-bop baby for me.

A be-bop baby for me.

[applause]

- Hey, you sing almost
as good as I do, Rick.

[laughter]

- Anybody home?

- Oh, hi, Darb.

- Hi, Ozzie.

- What brings you over here?

- Well, I was just going
through my bookcase,

and I came across this book.

I think it's yours, so I
just thought I'd return it.

- This doesn't belong to me.

- Oh, it doesn't?

Well, it doesn't
really matter anyhow.

As long as I'm here, though, I
might just as well stay, huh?

[laughter]

- [laughs] You old faker, you
knew there was a kid's party

going on here.

You just wanted to crash it.

Wait a minute.

Well, Ricky said
you weren't going

to be home tonight, that you and
Sally were invited someplace.

- That's right.
We were.

Harriet invited us
over here, along

with the Thompsons and the
Hoffmans and the Randolphs

and just about everybody
else in the neighborhood.

Come on in.

[chatter]

- You've got quite a mob here.

- Good to see you.
- Hi, there.

Nice to see you.

Come on in, hi.

- [crosstalk] [laughs]
Hi, how are you?

- What a surprise!

- Give me your coat.

Good girl.

I'll put yours in over here.

- I'll take that, Sally.

Did you know about
this, Dorothy?

- Sure, we all did.

- Oh, gosh, what a
wonderful surprise.

- Well, I figured
Lieutenant Nelson

had been banished long enough.

And if all the other
parents were invited out,

the kids would just
have to come over here.

Do you mind?
- Oh, are you kidding?

Look, if I ever complain
about the kids again,

hit me over the head with a
rock and roll record, will you?

[laughter]

- Mr. Nelson.

Would you dance with me?

- Oh, gee, I'd love to.

I'm not very good at this.

- That's all right.

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[applause]

[theme music]

- Last year, careless
tourists and campers

destroyed millions of acres
of valuable timber, watershed,

and recreational areas because
they forgot to be careful with

matches, smokes, and campfires.

When you go hunting, fishing,
or on a picnic, or maybe just

a drive through our
forest area, please

be extra careful with fire.

Drown that campfire.

Break those matches.

Don't throw that smoke
out the car window.

Use the ashtray.

Make sure every spark is out.

Help keep America green.

As Smokey the Bear
says, remember, folks.

Only you can prevent
forest fires.

"Ozzie and Harriet" are
brought to you on film

by Eastman Kodak
company, who remind you

that the name Kodak
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If it's made by Kodak,
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