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[joyful music]

- [SINGING] Every day is
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The dishwasher stops all
your dishwashing drudgery.

Hotpoint's electric range
cooks automatically.

Every day's a holiday
with Hotpoint.

The refrigerator with
wonderful frost away.

Washer and dryer mean
goodbye to wash day.

Hotpoint Dealers bring you
"The Ozzie and Harriet Show."

[happy music]

- And now, Hotpoint presents
America's favorite family

comedy, "The Adventures
of Ozzie and Harriet,"

starring the entire
Nelson family--

Ozzie, Harriet,
David, and Ricky--

with Don DeFore as Thorny.

[alarm ringing]

[upbeat music]

- Come on, dear, wake up.

- What's the matter?

- [laughs] I say, wake up.

It's almost 8:30.

- Oh.

Remind me to get another
alarm clock, will you?

That darn thing never goes off.

- Are you kidding?

We've got the only alarm clock
in town with a hoarse throat.

Come on, your
breakfast is all ready.

- [sighs] Here I go,
jumping out of bed again,

starting off on another day.

- Well, that's the way it goes.

- You know something?

I'm in a rut.

- Well, you've been sleeping
in the same position all night.

- I mean my whole life.

Has it ever occurred to you
how automatically we do things?

Wake up at the same
time every morning,

get dressed when
we're half asleep,

eat the same things
for breakfast,

get to work at the same time,
do the same things over and over

again?

As Wordsworth said, "The
world is too much with us."

- You're going to tire
yourself out before you get up.

- Eh, it's the temple
of modern life.

It's become so fast, nobody
has time to stop and think

for himself anymore.

For instance, I feel like
staying in bed today.

But what do I do?

Wait a minute.

Why shouldn't I?

- Why shouldn't you what?

- Stay in bed.

- Well, if you want to
sleep a little longer--

- No, no, I mean stay in
bed all day, not move.

What law is there that
compels a man to get up

every morning of his life?

- I don't know.

- What would happen if I
didn't get out of bed today?

Would the world stop
rotating on its axis?

Would the course of
history be changed?

- No, but I wouldn't be
able to make the bed.

- By golly, that's just
what I'm going to do.

I'm not going to get up all day.

I'm going to stay
right here in bed.

See, every once
in a while, a man

has to do just what
he feels like doing.

You heard about that
guy who was piloting

a ferry boat for 12 years.

Once, he just left shore and
went straight out to sea.

- Yes.

- And you read about that
fellow a few weeks ago

who was driving the
local bus in New York.

One day, he just took off and
drove right on down to Florida.

- Yes.

- Well, these men showed
strength of character.

They felt like doing something.

They didn't care
what people thought.

They did it!

And today I feel like
staying in bed all day.

- What happened to the man who
took the ferry boat out to sea?

- Well, he was never
heard from again.

- What happened
to the bus driver

who went down to Florida?

- Well, he was arrested
and brought back,

but that isn't the point.

- You better come downstairs.

Your breakfast getting cold.

- You miss the point of
this entirely, Harriet.

I want to stay in bed, so I'm
going to stay in bed all day.

I don't care what people think.

I don't care what
I'm supposed to do.

Oh, I know it's not
going to be easy.

I'll admit it's
quite a challenge,

but I'm going to force myself.

I'm going to stay
in bed all day!

- It's up to you.

- So, I would like to ask
for your cooperation, though.

I mean, it's going to be pretty
tough to do entirely alone.

First, I guess there's
no way out of it.

I'll just have to
have breakfast in bed.

Bacon and eggs,
if you don't mind,

a little orange juice,
and some whole wheat toast

with butter on one side, and
some of that strawberry jam.

- OK, dear.

- Oh, and a glass of
nonfat milk and a pot

of tea, if you don't mind.

Oh, and, Harriet?

- Yes?

- Would you ask Ricky to
bring up a couple of cushions

so I can prop myself up in bed?

- Yes, dear.

- Oh, and ask David to get
me the papers, if you would.

I'd like to do the
crossword puzzles.

And maybe a pencil, too.

Oh, and a portable radio.

- Yes, dear.

- Oh, Harriet?

- Yes, dear?

- I hear a fly
buzzing around here.

Well, I'm sorry, but the
fly swatter is broken.

I'll give him that little
lecture on willpower.

Maybe he'll go back to bed, too.

[easygoing music]

- [sighs]

- Mom said you want
these cushions, Pop.

- Oh, thanks a lot, fellas.

- When did you start
feeling sick, Pop?

- Oh, I don't feel sick, Dave.

I just decided to stay
in bed all day today.

- I don't get it.

- Well, I just want
to rest up a little.

See, the human body
is like a machine.

You have to let it cool
off every now and then

and make minor repairs.

- What's this, your
500-mile checkup?

- No, it's nothing
as serious as that.

The human body is like
a storehouse of energy.

It has to be replenished
every now and then.

It's like a bank account.

You can't draw out without
putting something in.

- Hey, that reminds me.

Could I borrow a
couple of dollars?

- Well, maybe that
was a poor example.

- No, it sounded
pretty good to me.

- Look at that left-hand
drawer there, Ricky.

At any rate, I've decided to
spend the day in bed today.

Hey, this is the Sunday paper.

Well, wait a minute.

Today is Sunday.

- Yes, sir.

Yesterday was Saturday,
and tomorrow's Monday.

- This is a fine time
for it to be Sunday.

- We'll see you later, Pop.

Well, now, just
a second, fellas.

Wouldn't you like to
stay here with your dad

and listen to the radio?

Or maybe play chess or
something like that?

- Oh, no thanks.

- Why don't you get up, Pop?

It's a beautiful day.

- Well, I know, but
I can't very well.

I promised your mother
I'd stay in bed all day.

- Well, heck, she won't care.

- Well, I know, but I
made a big thing of it,

and I said I was going
to stay here in bed,

and you know I'm too stubborn.

That is, I can't very
well go back on my word.

I have too much
willpower for that.

- Well, hey, we'll
see you later.

- So long, Pop.

See you later.

[happy music]

- Hi, Oz.

- Oh, hi there, Thorny.

- Harriet told me you're
spending the day in bed.

- Yeah.
- What's the trouble, old boy?

- Oh, nothing.

I've just been feeling
a little tired lately.

I thought I'd rest up a bit.

Move the guitar
and sit down here.

- Well, thanks.
Oz.

I can't stay very long, though.

Just came over to find out if
you're going to the ball game.

- Ball game?

Hey, wait a minute.

There's a doubleheader
today, isn't there?

- Yeah.

[SOFTLY] Will you get my
pants out of the closet?

- [laughs]

- Oh, and Thorny, get
my shoes, too, will you?

- How's everything going, dear?

- Oh, uh--

- What have you
got there, Thorny?

- Oh, Oz's pants.

- Oh, Thorny,
maybe I better not.

- What happened?

- Why don't you go to the
ball game with Thorny, dear?

It's such a beautiful day.

- Come on, Oz.

- Well, no, Thorny, a man's
body is like a machine.

It must have a rest.

The bank account
of a man's energy

must be replenished
from time to time.

[music playing]

[mumbling]

[cars honking]

[engines roaring]

[yelling]

[cars honking]

Harriet!

David!

- What do you want, Pop?

- Dave, where is everybody?

- Mom's next door, and
Ricky's out in the back.

I'll see you later, Pop.
- No, no.

Wait up.
What's going on down the corner?

- They're moving a great
big house on wheels,

and they got it stuck between
a tree and a telephone pole.

I want to go see it.
[honking]

[rattling and yelling]

- You should see what's
going on down at the corner.

- Well, yeah, I
just heard about it.

- Don't you want to see it?

- All right, I'm not going
to be hauled out of bed just

to see a house being moved.

Can you see anything
from the window?

- No, just people running.

For goodness sakes,
dear, why don't you

get up and go down there?

You know you're dying to.

- Look, Harriet, I said
I'd stay in bed all day,

and I have to have enough
willpower to stay here,

no matter what happens.

[siren wailing]

Hey, that's a fire engine.

There's a fire somewhere.

Can you see any smoke?
- It must be close.

They're stopping
around the corner.

- Is that the hook and ladder?

How many engines are there?

- Where's the fire, Thorny?

- Anderson's garage.

I think it's a big one.

- It's Anderson's garage.

- Gosh, I wonder if
they got the cars out.

They'll probably have to use
chemicals and all with that oil

and gasoline.

- You've got to hurry up
if you want to see it.

- Well, do you mind if
I go take a look at it?

- No.

No, of course not.

- I'll be right back.

[sirens wailing]

"The world is too much with us."

Fire engines, ugh.

[happy music]

[happy music]

- Oh, hello, Aunt Martha.

- Oh, dear.

- Come on in.

- I can only stay a moment.

- I didn't see you and Ozzie
in church this morning,

and I wondered if
there's anything wrong.

- No, everything's just fine.

Thank you for asking.

It's just that Ozzy's
spending the day in bed.

- In bed?

Oh, the poor boy.

What's the trouble with him?

- Oh, nothing's wrong with him.

It's just that he
decided this morning

that he'd spend the day in bed.

- Have you taken
this temperature?

- No, he's perfectly all right.

I just think he
felt kind of tired.

- Now, don't you worry.

I know just what to do.

- Oh, but, Aunt Martha--

[happy music]

- [shouts] It's burning me up!

- That means it's
doing its work.

A mustard plaster isn't
drawing unless it feels hot.

- Oh.

- Well, he has no temperature.

- I know, dear.

That's one of the symptoms
of the new virus that's

making the rounds now--
no temperature whatsoever.

Well, be brave, Ozzie.

You're going to be all right.

[joyful music]

- Hello, Mr. Nelson.

May I come in?

- Oh.

Hi there, Susie.

- Mr. Thornberry told me you
were confined to your bed.

I brought you some
flowers, lilies.

- Oh.

[laughs] Well,
thank you very much.

But, really, I'm
not sick, Susie.

I feel fine.

- That's the idea, Mr. Nelson.

Just keep telling yourself that.

Few weeks of rest, plenty
of milk and eggs, and you'll

be as good as new.

- Well, I'm as good
as new right now.

- You're so brave.

- Have you heard anything
about this new virus

that's been going around?

- Yes, I have.

Just don't think
about it, Mr. Nelson.

- Confidentially, how do I look?

- Fine, wonderful.

- That's one of the symptoms.

- I think I better
go now, Mr. Nelson.

But just remember, keep saying
to yourself, I feel fine.

- Yeah, but I don't anymore.

- You've got to keep saying it.

I feel fine.

I feel fine.

- I feel fine.
I feel fine.

- That's right, Mr. Nelson.
- I feel fine.

I feel fine.
- Keep saying it.

- I feel fine.

I feel fine.
I feel fine.

My head doesn't take.

My back doesn't ache.

I feel fine.
I feel fine.

My head doesn't ache.

My back doesn't ache.

I feel fine.
I feel fine.

My--

[deflating music]

I feel fine.

I feel fine.

My head doesn't ache?

I feel fine.

I-- oof.

[grunts]

[sighs]

[upbeat music]

- Well, dear, are you
fighting the good fight?

- Oh, Harriet, this may be
more serious than we think.

- What may be?

- My condition.

- Come to think of it, I
spent a pretty restless night

last night.

- Well, it was probably that
Swiss cheese and sauerkraut.

- This morning, I
tried to get up,

the spirit struggled
with the flesh.

- A losing fight
if I ever saw one.

- No, no I mean it.

I have a tendency to
minimize things like this,

but I've been thinking it over.

This virus infection your Aunt
Martha was talking about--

a thing like that just isn't
to be taken too lightly.

- You want the mustard
plaster back on?

- No, no, of course not.

Then, before, I tried
to get a little sleep.

I closed my eyes, and I
kept hearing this ticking

sensation in my ear.

- You're probably lying
on your wristwatch.

- My-- my wristwatch.

Well, yeah.

- I came up to tell you, dear,
you have another visitor.

Mr. Canfield from
the lodge is here.

- Oh, have him come in.

- Mr. Canfield, you
want to go right in?

- Thank you.

Hello, Brother Nelson.

- Oh, hello.

- Brother Canfield from
the Cheer-Up Committee.

- Yes.

- I heard from
Brother Thornberry

that you were ill in bed.

That's all I needed.

- Well, thank you very
much for coming over.

It's really nothing.

- We certainly want to
think that, don't we?

How long have you been
ill, Brother Nelson?

- Well, I'm not exactly ill.

I just woke up feeling a
little tired this morning

and decided to stay
in bed all day.

You know how it is.

- I certainly do.

A man can fight it
off for just so long.

When he's too weak to stand
any longer, he lies down.

Oh, attractive fruits you
have on the tray there.

Oh, well, help yourself.

- A banana is plenty.

Lost a lot of weight,
have you, Brother Nelson?

- Well, no, I don't think so.

- Face looks kind of drawn.

Of course, it could
be the light in here.

They pick these bananas green.

Can't beat fruit
right off the tree.

- Oh, well, maybe you'd
rather have an apple.

Well, I don't want to rob you.

- No, no.

Help yourself.

[crunch]

- Mm.

Mm-hmm.

You running a temperature?

- No, no temperature.

- Well, you want to
keep your spirits up.

There's no time for sorrow
or gloom in a short life.

We're here today
and gone tomorrow.

Cheer-Up Committee has been very
active lately, lots of illness

around.

- Oh.

Well, yeah, I suppose.

- That was poor
old Brother Peters,

who awakened one morning
feeling a little tired.

No temperature, no symptoms.

[sighs] Too bad.

Seems only yesterday.

[playful music]

- Did he--

- Yep.

- Where will I throw
this apple core?

- Oh, right in the basket there.

[kathunk]

- Is that an orange
there on the plate?

- Well, yes, here,
help yourself.

- Oh, thank you.

Well, I'll be running
along, Brother Nelson.

Cheer up.

It's an uncertain
life for all of us.

- Yes, I--

I guess you're right.

Thanks very much for stopping
by, Brother Canfield.

- Only my duty.

Thing for you to do, Brother
Nelson, is keep cheerful.

- Oh, I'm pretty cheerful.

- Good, good.

Everything will
come out all right.

And the lodge stands
behind you to a man.

- Why, I know that,
and I appreciate it.

- And if worse comes
to worst, each member

has a $500 insurance policy.

That usually covers
everything unless the family

likes things fancy.

- No, I don't think so.

I imagine just the usual.

Well, goodbye, Brother Canfield.

- Goodbye, Brother Nelson.

[lazy music]

- [sighs]

[gentle music]

- [kisses]

- Thank you, dear.

[upbeat music]

- Ozzie?

- Oh.

Hello, dear.

Oh, what a wonderful
sleep I had.

Oh, that's good.

Hey, how long did I sleep?

Is it still nighttime?

- No, it's broad daylight.

I pulled the shades down.

- Huh.

How about that?

I slept right through.

Hey, you know what?

I feel wonderful.

- Well, good for you.

- That's all that
was wrong with me.

I needed sleep.

I'm cured!

I feel like a new man!

Hey, wait a minute.

I have an appointment.

Uh, quick, Harriet, start
the shower for me, will you?

Oh, and put a cup of
coffee on the banister.

[happy music]

- Hi, Oz.

- Oh, hi there, Thorny.

- Good to see you up, old man.

- Oh, isn't this
a beautiful day?

- Yeah, it sure is.

- Oh, I feel great.

You won't believe
this, but I went

to sleep about noon yesterday,
slept all afternoon, all night,

and just woke up
about 10 minutes ago.

[laughs]

- Now, wait a minute.

You went to sleep
yesterday noon?

- Yeah.

- Well, I was just
up in your room

talking to you a
couple of hours ago.

- That was yesterday.

What day do you think this is?

- What day do you think it is?

- Monday, of course.

- Oz, this is Sunday.

- You mean I slept for a week?

- Not unless you
talk in your sleep.

I just told you, I
was up in your room

talking to you a
couple of hours ago.

- Well, how-- and
it's still yesterday?

- Of course it is.

If we hurry, we still have
time to make the second game.

- Well, how about this?

- Oh, hi.
- Hi.

- Oh, hi.

- Gee, I'm glad to see
you're up again, Mr. Nelson.

- Oh, well.
Thanks.

Tell me this.

Is Mr. Thornberry kidding
me-- what day is today?

- Same day it
always was, Sunday.

- You see, Oz?
[laughs]

- How about that?

- You feeling all right again?

- Oh, I feel wonderful.

It's such a beautiful day.

Mr. Thornberry and I are
going to take in a ball game.

- Good for you.
- Come on, Oz.

- OK, I'll see you later, Susie.
- Bye.

- Bye.

[upbeat music]

[happy music]

- Oh, hello, dear.

How was the ball game?

- Oh, not so good,
a lot of errors.

It's kind of cold out there.

- What happened to your finger?

- Oh, this?

Well, it's really nothing.

Honestly, you go
to a baseball game,

you really get disgusted
with human nature.

- In what way?

- Oh, well, a bunch of
supposedly civilized men

start acting like a
bunch of wild animals,

tearing the shirts
off each other's backs

just to get at a baseball
worth a couple of dollars

that happens to have
been hit into the stands.

- Well, that goes
on all the time.

- Well, see, this
ball was fouled off

into our section of the stand,
and I went to pick it up,

and this big, clumsy oaf
stepped right on my finger.

- Well, in the words of
William Shakespeare--

- No, no, no, no, Wordsworth.

- What's this?

- Weren't you about
to quote Wordsworth--

"The world is too much with us"?

- No.

No, I was thinking
of another quotation.

"You should have stood in bed."

- Maybe you're right.

No, hey, when Rick comes
in, here's the baseball.

- Oh, wonderful.

- Is dinner almost ready?

- Yup, almost.

[happy music]

[joyful music]

- Well, good night, folks.
We'll see you again next week.

- Good night.

And remember, every day's
a holiday with Hotpoint.

- Seven days a week.

- 365 days a year.

- Every day's a
holiday with Hotpoint.

[happy music]

- The part of Brother Canfield
was played by Marvin Miller.

Allene Hill was
seen as Aunt Martha,

and Diane Jergens as Susie.

This is Verne Smith speaking.

This has been an ABC Television
Network presentation.