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[music playing]
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- [SINGING] Every day's
a holiday with Hotpoint.
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The dishwasher stops all
your dish-washing drudgery.
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[vocalizing]
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Hotpoint's electric range
cooks automatically.
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Every day's a holiday
with Hotpoint.
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The refrigerator with
wonderful frost-away.
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[vocalizing]
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Washer and dryer mean
goodbye to wash day.
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Hotpoint dealers bring you
"The Ozzie and Harriet Show."
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[theme music]
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- And now, Hotpoint presents
America's favorite family
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comedy, "The Adventures
of Ozzie and Harriet,"
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starring the entire
Nelson family--
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Ozzie, Harriet,
David, and Ricky--
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with Don DeFore as Thorny.
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- How's that, Pop?
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- Well, that was
very good, Rick.
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In fact, it was perfect right
up until the very end here.
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Uh, you didn't
put your hand out.
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- What do I have to
put my hand out for?
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- Well, to signal to the
driver in back of you
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that you're going to stop.
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- Oh, I know that, Pop, but
there's no cars in back of me
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in the driveway.
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- Well, and
nevertheless, you ought
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to make a habit of it,
Rick, so it's second nature.
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Every time you bring
the car to a stop, just
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automatically stick
your hand-- oh!
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I'm sorry, dear.
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I was just illustrating a
few hand signals to Ricky.
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- That's all right.
I can take it.
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Say, where have you guys been?
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I've been waiting
for the groceries.
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- Oh, I'm glad you
asked that question.
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Uh, we were detained slightly.
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- We sure were.
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Guess what happened
to Pop downtown.
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- Please, Rick, let
your own dad tell it.
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- Where's the bread?
- Harriet, you're not listening.
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It's a very interesting story.
- Oh, I'm sorry, dear.
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What were you saying?
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- Well, uh, you'll
never believe this,
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but, uh, I was driving along the
road, minding my own business,
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and all of a sudden,
a motorcycle policeman
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drove up and stopped us.
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- I can believe it.
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- No, no, no, listen
to the whole story.
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- Oh, never mind the buildup.
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How much is the fine?
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[laughter]
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- There was no fine.
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You know what a
big thing they're
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making out of safety week with
the parade and everything?
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Well, they're giving out
safe driving awards too.
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- Oh, you got a
safe driving award?
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- Yeah!
- You're kidding.
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- No, no!
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- Go ahead, show it to her, Pop.
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- Here, hold these
packages a second.
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There, how do you like that?
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- Oh, that's very nice.
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- Yeah, I think so.
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I'll hang it up some place.
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- Hey!
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- I was demonstrating
a few things to Rick
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about safe driving when the
police officer stopped us.
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- Oh?
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- Don't say "oh" like that.
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I always drive carefully anyway.
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- I know you do.
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What did you say when he asked
you for your driver's license?
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- Well, he didn't ask
me for my license.
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Harriet, he wasn't
giving me a ticket.
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He was giving me a
safe driving award.
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- But what would you have said
if he had asked you for it?
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- Well, I would have
just showed it to him.
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Why do you keep
harping on my license?
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- Because you left
it on your dresser.
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- Land sakes, how about that?
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Well, of course, this
isn't any big crime.
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- No, but it could have
been pretty embarrassing.
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- Well, no, not necessarily.
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A lot of people leave
their licenses home.
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Actually, it wouldn't
have made any difference
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if I left it at home or not.
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- Oh, that's for sure.
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It expired two months ago.
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- Holy smokes, how about that?
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- Boy, it's lucky
I wasn't driving
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when the cops stopped us.
I'd be in jail.
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- Well, no, Rick, this has
nothing to do with you.
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- Sure, it has.
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All I have is a
learner's permit.
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I'm supposed to have a
licensed driver with me.
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- Well, I'm a licensed driver.
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I'm a licensed driver
whose license has expired.
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- It seems to me
if you're driving
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with a licensed driver's
whose license is expired,
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you're not driving
with a licensed driver.
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- If you want to get technical
about it, drive with Dave.
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- Oh, yeah.
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Hey, David?
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- I don't know why you
have to keep getting
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your license renewed anyway.
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It seems to me once you have
a license, that should be it.
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- I suppose.
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- Why do they have to
keep checking up on you?
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It's like being on parole.
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- Well, anyway, you'd better
have your license renewed.
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- Oh, I'll have it renewed.
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- And I am proud of you for
getting the safety award.
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- Oh, thanks a lot.
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[music playing]
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- Ricky just told me
about the award, Pop.
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Congratulations.
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- Oh, thanks, son.
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[phone ringing]
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- I'll get it.
- I think it's a great idea.
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- Hello?
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- Well, it's all part of
the safety week campaign.
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- Yes, he is.
It's for you, dear.
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- Oh, who is it?
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- I didn't get his name.
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It's somebody on the
safety week committee.
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- Safety week committee?
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Maybe they heard about
my license expiring.
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My license's expiring.
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This is very embarrassing.
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Hello?
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Well, yes, this is
Ozzie Nelson Expiring.
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Speaking.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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The chief of police?
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Yes?
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Tomorrow.
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Well, thank you very much.
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Harriet, guess what?
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- Don't worry, dear.
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I'll bake a cake
with a file in it.
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- No, no, uh, that
was the chairman
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of the whole committee.
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They want me to drive a car
in the big parade tomorrow.
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- Well, good for you.
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- See, they're going to have all
the award winners driving cars,
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and the various city officials
are going to be in it.
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And each one of us is to--
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I'm supposed to drive
the chief of police.
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- Oh!
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- Gee, how about that?
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- Hey, that's a
great honor, Pop.
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- Oh, well, thank you, son.
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- Is it going to be
the same as last year?
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- Uh, no.
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The theme is going to
be a little different.
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They're calling it "The
Progress of Transportation."
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They're going to have a lot
of old model cars and all.
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Sounds interesting,
huh, Harriet?
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- Oh, it sounds--
- Hey, Rick!
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- --wonderful, dear.
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Say, you'd better go
down this afternoon
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and have your license renewed.
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- Oh, yeah, I wouldn't want
to drive the chief of police
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with an expired license.
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- Oh, there's Thorny.
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Have you told him
about the award?
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- Oh, well, no, I don't
want to sound boastful.
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I mean, I imagine they gave
out quite a few of them.
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- Well, I'll bet they didn't.
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I think it's something
to be very proud of.
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- Oh, well, Thorny will hear
about it sooner or later.
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Hey, Thorny!
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Thorny!
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- [laughs] Oz, that's the
funniest thing I ever heard of.
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- Well, I don't see
what's funny about it.
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I think it's a big honor
to drive in the parade.
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- I wasn't laughing at that.
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But here it is, you're
getting an award
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for being a safe driver, and
you don't even have a license.
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[chuckles]
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- I have a license.
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It's just expired.
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I'm going to get it
renewed this afternoon.
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- Well, you'd better.
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I hope you studied
up for the test.
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- What do I need to study for?
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I've been driving a car
since I was 16 years old.
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- Oz, they give
you a written exam!
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- Well, so what?
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I mean, they're all
standard questions.
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- Well, I know, but
they're pretty tricky.
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They look easy, but
there's a catch to 'em.
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- How tricky can they be?
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You just use your common sense.
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- Look, why don't
you just study up
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and take in a couple of days?
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- Well, I can't do that.
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I've got to drive the chief of
police in the parade tomorrow.
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I can't drive him
without a license.
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It's getting cold out here.
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- You ought to wear a sweater.
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- Well, I'm going to put a
topcoat on when I go downtown.
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Besides, it's always
warm in the bus.
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- Bus?
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Well, aren't you going to drive?
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- Well, of course not.
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I'm not going to drive
without a license.
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- Well, look, I'll
drive you down there.
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- Well, why didn't you say so?
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That's what I've
been hinting about.
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- Hey, wait a minute.
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Come to think of it, I drove
you down to the license bureau
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the last time, remember?
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- Oh, yeah, you got your
license renewed the same time.
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- Sure.
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- Wait a minute.
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If you got your license
renewed at the same time
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and mine is expired--
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- You got a bus fare for two?
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[laughter]
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- Come on, let's go.
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[music playing]
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Good afternoon.
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We'd like to get our driver's
licenses renewed, please.
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- OK, gentlemen.
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- Uh, we came down on the bus.
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- The bus driver drove.
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- OK.
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Would you step
over here, please?
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Cover your left eye
and read the chart
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on the wall, fifth
line from the bottom.
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- C, P, V, F, L.
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- Other eye, please.
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- C P, V, F, L.
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- The next line down.
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- V, E, C, H, Z, L.
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- Can you read the bottom line?
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- M, A, D, E, I, N, U, S, A.
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- What's that?
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- The bottom line.
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- "Made in USA"?
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I didn't know that was there.
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Remarkable.
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- Uh, do you want me
to try the other eye?
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- No, no, that
won't be necessary.
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Just take this and, uh,
answer these questions
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and mark them either
true or false.
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- OK.
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Oh, here you are, Thorny.
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- M, A, D, E, I, N--
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- No, no, no, no.
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The fifth one.
254
00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:48,936
[music playing]
255
00:09:53,897 --> 00:09:57,031
- No, no, that's the
wrong answer for 36.
256
00:09:59,990 --> 00:10:00,904
- You sure?
257
00:10:01,035 --> 00:10:02,558
- Positive.
258
00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:03,820
And watch out for 38.
259
00:10:03,951 --> 00:10:04,995
That's a real fooler.
260
00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:14,570
Well, that does it.
261
00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:15,615
Look them over carefully.
262
00:10:15,745 --> 00:10:17,268
Watch out for trick questions.
263
00:10:36,113 --> 00:10:36,984
- Well, you're in.
264
00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:37,941
You only missed three.
265
00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:39,073
- Good.
266
00:10:39,203 --> 00:10:40,422
- Here's your temporary license.
267
00:10:40,552 --> 00:10:42,032
Your regular one will
come in the mail.
268
00:10:42,163 --> 00:10:43,164
- Thank you.
269
00:10:43,294 --> 00:10:44,295
Come on, Oz.
270
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,910
- Here we are.
271
00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:51,694
- What's this?
272
00:10:51,825 --> 00:10:54,566
- Oh-- [chuckles] I guess I must
have erased a little too hard
273
00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:55,698
there.
274
00:10:55,829 --> 00:10:56,960
- I can't make out the answer.
275
00:10:57,091 --> 00:10:58,135
Is it true or false?
276
00:10:58,266 --> 00:11:01,182
- It's, uh, uh, that's true.
277
00:11:01,312 --> 00:11:04,359
- I'm sorry, that's wrong.
278
00:11:04,489 --> 00:11:05,839
You got four and
five right, though.
279
00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:07,101
People usually miss those.
280
00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:08,406
- Oh, thank you.
281
00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:10,495
- Six is right too.
282
00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:13,150
- I've been driving
for quite a while.
283
00:11:13,281 --> 00:11:17,589
- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
284
00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:20,070
You got seven wrong.
285
00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:21,071
- What does that mean?
286
00:11:21,202 --> 00:11:23,726
- It means you flunked.
287
00:11:23,857 --> 00:11:24,945
- I couldn't have flunked.
288
00:11:25,075 --> 00:11:26,729
- I'm sorry.
289
00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:28,775
Why don't you take this home and
study it and come back Monday?
290
00:11:28,905 --> 00:11:30,254
- Well, uh, I can't.
291
00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:32,517
I have to have my license today.
292
00:11:32,648 --> 00:11:33,518
- I'm sorry.
293
00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:35,433
We're closing now.
294
00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:37,087
- Well, now wait a minute.
295
00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:40,438
How could I possibly have
missed seven and my friend
296
00:11:40,569 --> 00:11:41,788
missed three?
297
00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:43,441
He and I had the same ans--
298
00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:47,445
I mean, I mean, we had the
same answers, didn't we?
299
00:11:47,576 --> 00:11:50,840
- Your friend had an
entirely different test.
300
00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:52,581
- What's the matter?
301
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:56,585
- Well, the man says I missed
seven and flunked the test.
302
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:57,978
- Missed seven?
303
00:11:58,108 --> 00:11:59,457
- Well, why don't you
take the test again?
304
00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:02,417
- Well, he won't let
me, says they're closed.
305
00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:05,289
Uh, are you sure I missed seven?
306
00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:07,030
- Yeah, seven wrong.
307
00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:10,164
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
308
00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:11,252
I'm surprised.
309
00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:12,470
You missed some easy ones, too.
310
00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:14,168
Look at number 10 here.
311
00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:16,779
"True or false; all vehicles
must stop for a red light?"
312
00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:18,172
- True.
- Sure, it's true.
313
00:12:18,302 --> 00:12:19,913
It's probably the
easiest one on the list.
314
00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:20,914
How could you miss that?
315
00:12:21,044 --> 00:12:22,524
- Well, that's just it.
316
00:12:22,654 --> 00:12:26,571
See, it's so easy, I was
looking for a trick question.
317
00:12:26,702 --> 00:12:28,748
- What's tricky about
stopping for a red light?
318
00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:32,316
- Well, suppose you were
driving down the street
319
00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:34,971
and you saw a red lantern there.
320
00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:39,019
Would you stop and wait
for it to turn green?
321
00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:40,977
- Look, mister, I don't
make out the questions.
322
00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:42,544
They just give me a list
here with the answers,
323
00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:43,850
and I mark them right or wrong.
324
00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:45,460
I don't interpret them.
325
00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:48,071
- Oh, uh, can I just
take the test again now?
326
00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:49,507
I know I can pass it.
327
00:12:49,638 --> 00:12:51,683
See, I was just looking
out for trick questions.
328
00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:53,294
I know the answers.
- I'm sorry, mister.
329
00:12:53,424 --> 00:12:54,599
It's 5 o'clock.
330
00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:55,905
The department is
officially closed.
331
00:12:56,036 --> 00:12:57,254
Come back Monday.
332
00:12:57,385 --> 00:12:59,213
- Well, I have to
have my license today.
333
00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:00,910
- Oz, you can't fight city hall.
334
00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:02,259
You're just wasting your time.
335
00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:07,177
- How am I going to drive
in the parade tomorrow?
336
00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:12,792
- Oh, don't tell
me you're closed.
337
00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:14,750
- Well, I was about
to close, yes.
338
00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:16,883
- I thought you stayed
open until 5:30.
339
00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:19,015
- Oh, I'm sorry,
we close at 5:00.
340
00:13:19,146 --> 00:13:21,888
- Can't I please take my
driver's license test?
341
00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:24,586
I promise I'll hurry.
342
00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:26,675
- Well, I guess we
can make an exception.
343
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:31,071
After all, it was sort
of a misunderstanding.
344
00:13:31,201 --> 00:13:32,159
- Thank you.
345
00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:34,030
You're awfully sweet.
346
00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:36,554
Thanks ever so.
347
00:13:36,685 --> 00:13:37,599
- First, the eye test.
348
00:13:37,729 --> 00:13:38,600
Allow me.
349
00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:41,298
The top line.
350
00:13:41,429 --> 00:13:42,299
- L?
351
00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:43,431
- Very good.
352
00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:44,562
Now the next one.
353
00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:48,740
- How do you like that?
354
00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:50,394
- Well, it's your own
fault. I told you,
355
00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:52,788
you should have worn a sweater.
356
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:55,312
[music playing]
357
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:13,765
- Oh, hi.
358
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:15,855
- How'd you make out
with your driver's test?
359
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:18,727
- Oh, well, you know
how those tests are.
360
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,772
What are we having for dinner?
- Beef stew.
361
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:22,687
I think those tests are
a waste of time anyway.
362
00:14:22,818 --> 00:14:24,211
The questions are so easy.
363
00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:25,386
- Uh, yeah.
364
00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:27,040
Didn't we have beef
stew last night?
365
00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:28,345
- No, we had it last Tuesday.
366
00:14:28,476 --> 00:14:29,956
Did you get that
question about the car
367
00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:32,175
having to stop for a red light?
368
00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:34,699
- Oh, yeah, I think
they asked that one.
369
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:36,049
- Well, that's a
perfect example.
370
00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:37,354
Anybody knows that.
371
00:14:37,485 --> 00:14:39,226
- Well, sure.
372
00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:42,359
The only thing, though, they
make the questions so simple,
373
00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:44,666
an intelligent person has
difficulty because he's
374
00:14:44,796 --> 00:14:45,928
looking for a catch.
375
00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:47,669
- Oh, well, all
they're interested in
376
00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:49,889
is finding out if you know about
the basic rules of driving.
377
00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:52,369
- Well, I think a written
test is silly anyway.
378
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,371
A man is either a good
driver or he isn't.
379
00:14:54,502 --> 00:14:55,416
- Well, sure.
380
00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:56,765
Look at you, for instance.
381
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,288
You've got a safe
driving award, and it
382
00:14:58,419 --> 00:15:00,334
seems kind of silly for
you to have to take a test.
383
00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:01,596
- Well, sure.
384
00:15:01,726 --> 00:15:03,859
- How many questions
did you miss?
385
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:08,168
- I-- uh, are you
sure it was Tuesday?
386
00:15:08,298 --> 00:15:10,083
- What do you mean?
387
00:15:10,213 --> 00:15:12,215
- Uh, that we had the beef stew?
388
00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:13,913
- Oh, yes, I'm positive.
389
00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:15,349
I only missed two questions.
390
00:15:15,479 --> 00:15:18,308
- Oh, well, good for you.
391
00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:20,093
Thorny missed three.
392
00:15:20,223 --> 00:15:21,572
- But he passed, didn't he?
393
00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:23,096
- Uh, yeah, he
passed with three.
394
00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:25,011
- And the man said if
you missed six questions,
395
00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:26,926
you had to take the
driver's test over again.
396
00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:28,318
- Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right.
397
00:15:28,449 --> 00:15:30,103
- How many questions
did you say you missed?
398
00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:33,367
- I, uh-- oh, here
come the boys.
399
00:15:33,497 --> 00:15:34,585
Hiya, fellas!
400
00:15:34,716 --> 00:15:35,847
- Hi, Pop.
Hi, Mom.
401
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:37,414
- Where you guys been?
402
00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:39,112
- Oh, Ricky was just driving
my car around the block.
403
00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:40,113
- Around the block?
404
00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:41,723
What took you so long?
405
00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:43,377
- It was Ricky.
406
00:15:43,507 --> 00:15:45,074
There was this red lantern
in the middle of the street,
407
00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:48,991
so he stopped and waited
for it to change to green.
408
00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:52,690
- The law says you're supposed
to stop for a red light.
409
00:15:52,821 --> 00:15:55,650
- You know, I think maybe you
got something there, Rick.
410
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:57,826
- You fellows better get
washed up for dinner.
411
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,088
- Can I see the paper, Pop?
412
00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:00,524
- Oh.
413
00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:02,222
- Oh, how'd you make out
on your driver's test?
414
00:16:02,352 --> 00:16:06,313
- Oh, well, you know how
those tests are, uh, Dave.
415
00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:07,705
Pardon me a second.
416
00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:09,011
Is there anything I can
do for you, Harriet?
417
00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:10,012
- No, thank you.
418
00:16:10,143 --> 00:16:11,622
I'm pretty well set.
419
00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:13,494
And don't worry, dear, you'll
pass the test next time
420
00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:15,496
you take it.
421
00:16:15,626 --> 00:16:16,976
- Wait a minute.
422
00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:18,629
Who told you I flunked the test?
423
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,457
- You did.
- When was that?
424
00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:22,459
- The second time we had
beef stew on Tuesday.
425
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:26,507
- I would have
passed the darn thing
426
00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:29,031
if Thorny hadn't warned me
about the trick questions.
427
00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:30,902
- I didn't know they
had any trick questions.
428
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,992
- Well, that's just
it, they didn't.
429
00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:35,907
- Oh, now that's pretty tricky.
430
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:37,692
- I know all the answers.
431
00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:39,781
I bet I had them all right until
I went back and changed them.
432
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:41,609
- Well, wouldn't they let
you take the test over again?
433
00:16:41,739 --> 00:16:42,914
- Well, no, I was too late.
434
00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:45,961
They were closing the sweater--
435
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:47,397
closing the office.
436
00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:50,009
See, I can't take the
test again until Monday.
437
00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:51,706
- Well, that's too bad, dear.
438
00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:53,490
- Gee, it's worse than that.
439
00:16:53,621 --> 00:16:55,884
I'm supposed to drive the chief
of police in a parade tomorrow.
440
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,147
How can I do that without
a driver's license?
441
00:16:58,278 --> 00:17:01,368
- Well, I'm sure the Chief
won't ask to see your license.
442
00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:04,501
- Well, it still just
wouldn't seem right.
443
00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:05,894
I think I'd better
call a committee
444
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,548
and disqualify myself.
445
00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:08,636
- Whatever you say.
446
00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:13,293
- Hey, Pop, you're famous!
447
00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:14,468
Your name's in the paper.
448
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:18,950
- Harriet!
449
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:20,691
Look, my name is in the paper.
450
00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:21,997
- Well, that's wonderful, dear.
451
00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:23,346
- Well, no, it's terrible.
452
00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:25,218
I'm listed as winning
a safe drivers award
453
00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:26,828
and driving in the
parade tomorrow,
454
00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:28,743
and here, I don't
even have a license.
455
00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:31,615
- Holy smokes, Pop, don't
tell me you flunked the test.
456
00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:36,577
- Well, uh, David, "flunked"
is a pretty harsh word.
457
00:17:36,707 --> 00:17:38,187
- Let's just say he didn't pass.
458
00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:41,886
They had the test loaded
with untricky questions.
459
00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:43,497
Dear, you'd better
phone the committee.
460
00:17:43,627 --> 00:17:45,194
- Well, Harriet, I
can't back out now
461
00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:47,718
with my name plastered
all over the paper.
462
00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:49,677
- Gee, Pop, it's just a
little article way down
463
00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:50,765
in the corner of the page.
464
00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:52,375
Maybe nobody will see it.
465
00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:56,727
- Oh, Dave, this paper has
a tremendous circulation.
466
00:17:56,858 --> 00:17:58,251
This is going to be
very embarrassing
467
00:17:58,381 --> 00:17:59,774
if I cancel out now.
468
00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:01,384
Everybody will know I'm
not driving in the parade
469
00:18:01,515 --> 00:18:03,952
because I flunked
my driver's test.
470
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:07,825
I'll just have to drive
anyway and take my chances.
471
00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:10,567
- Well, whatever
you think, dear.
472
00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:13,831
- Harriet, that's what you said
when I said I didn't think I
473
00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:15,006
ought to drive in the parade.
474
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:16,443
- Oh.
475
00:18:16,573 --> 00:18:18,053
Well, I'm sure it'll all
turn out for the best.
476
00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:19,533
- The best what?
477
00:18:19,663 --> 00:18:21,578
- Oh, whatever you think, dear.
478
00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:24,103
[music playing]
479
00:18:30,935 --> 00:18:32,720
- It sure is a nice
day for the parade.
480
00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:34,243
- Oh, it's a beautiful day.
481
00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:35,853
Where are you going to
meet the chief of police?
482
00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:38,117
- Oh, Dave said somebody
phoned a little while ago,
483
00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:40,597
and a man from the committee is
going to drop by and drive me
484
00:18:40,728 --> 00:18:42,860
down there.
485
00:18:42,991 --> 00:18:45,863
Gee, I sure hope they don't
find out about my license.
486
00:18:45,994 --> 00:18:48,344
- Oh, I don't think you have
anything to worry about.
487
00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:49,563
- I hope not.
488
00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:51,434
After all, it's
just a technicality,
489
00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:53,958
and I'll be driving
the car real slowly,
490
00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:56,831
right in the procession itself.
491
00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:58,267
And who knows about it?
492
00:18:58,398 --> 00:19:00,661
Just you and I, and
the boys, and Thorny.
493
00:19:00,791 --> 00:19:03,664
- And the man from
the license bureau.
494
00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:07,276
- Oh, well, I hardly
think we'll run into him.
495
00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:13,064
Something the matter?
496
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:14,718
- I thought I heard
somebody at the front door.
497
00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:18,287
- Hey, Pop, there's a man here
to take you to the parade!
498
00:19:18,418 --> 00:19:20,985
- How many times have I
asked the boys not to yell?
499
00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:23,771
Tell him I'll be right there!
500
00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:25,338
- Would you like to
sit down a moment?
501
00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:26,991
My father will be right in.
- Fine.
502
00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:28,123
Thank you very much.
503
00:19:33,563 --> 00:19:35,217
- Oh!
504
00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:37,872
[WHISPERING] Harriet, it's the
man from the license bureau!
505
00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:39,395
- [WHISPERING] Oh, my goodness.
506
00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:41,441
- [WHISPERING] What
am I going to do?
507
00:19:41,571 --> 00:19:42,485
- [WHISPERING] Well, I don't
know, but you can't let him
508
00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:43,573
sit there.
509
00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:46,576
- How do you do, sir?
510
00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:47,577
I'll be right with you.
511
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,449
I just want to get my coat.
512
00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:51,712
- I'm Morrison from
the parade committee.
513
00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:52,887
- Well, how did you do?
514
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:54,149
My name is Nelson.
515
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,672
And this is my
wife, Mrs. Nelson.
516
00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:56,847
- How do you do?
517
00:19:56,978 --> 00:19:58,588
- Oh, Mrs. Nelson.
518
00:19:58,719 --> 00:20:00,634
Weren't you down at the driver's
license bureau about three
519
00:20:00,764 --> 00:20:01,809
months ago to take your exam?
520
00:20:01,939 --> 00:20:03,376
- Well, yes, I was.
521
00:20:03,506 --> 00:20:05,116
How about that, dear, Mr.
Morrison remembers me?
522
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:07,118
- Oh, well, good for you.
523
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:09,077
- Say, your face
looks familiar, too.
524
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,774
- Oh, I-- I didn't
think you could see it.
525
00:20:10,905 --> 00:20:12,298
I mean, I--
526
00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:14,125
I just have one of those faces.
527
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:16,302
- A man who was in yesterday
looked just like you.
528
00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:17,738
- Oh, how about--
529
00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:19,653
- Had the most fantastic
eyesight I've ever seen.
530
00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:21,176
- Oh, oh.
531
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:24,658
Uh, have you seen my
glasses around here, dear?
532
00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:26,225
- They're in your
pocket, aren't they?
533
00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:27,617
Are you going to
do some reading?
534
00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:28,662
- Uh, no, I just--
535
00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:30,141
I wanted-- oh!
536
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:31,142
There you are.
537
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:32,796
How do you do, sir?
538
00:20:32,927 --> 00:20:34,015
- Sure looked a lot like you.
539
00:20:34,145 --> 00:20:35,886
- Oh, even with the glasses?
540
00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:37,236
- No, he wasn't wearing glasses.
541
00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:40,500
- Oh, an entirely
different fellow!
542
00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:41,718
- Fantastic eyesight.
543
00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:45,374
- Oh, uh, well,
shall we get going?
544
00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:46,810
- OK.
545
00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:48,072
It's nice to have seen
you again, Mrs. Nelson.
546
00:20:48,203 --> 00:20:49,204
- Thank you.
547
00:20:51,641 --> 00:20:53,252
- Oh, goodbye, Harriet.
548
00:20:57,081 --> 00:20:59,649
- You know, Mom, Pop's
really gettin' to like me.
549
00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:01,303
[music playing]
550
00:21:01,434 --> 00:21:04,306
[motors running]
551
00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:10,399
- Uh, Chief Larson?
552
00:21:10,530 --> 00:21:11,400
- That's right.
553
00:21:11,531 --> 00:21:12,662
- My name is Nelson.
554
00:21:12,793 --> 00:21:14,098
Mr. Morrison said
I'd find you here.
555
00:21:14,229 --> 00:21:15,883
I'm supposed to drive
you in the parade today.
556
00:21:16,013 --> 00:21:17,667
- How do you do, Mr. Nelson?
557
00:21:17,798 --> 00:21:19,843
And may I congratulate you on
winning one of our safe driving
558
00:21:19,974 --> 00:21:21,584
awards.
- Oh, thank you very much.
559
00:21:21,715 --> 00:21:23,717
- Don't you think you ought
to get into your costume?
560
00:21:23,847 --> 00:21:25,371
We're about ready
to start, you know?
561
00:21:25,501 --> 00:21:27,198
- This is very
embarrassing, Chief,
562
00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:30,201
but I'm afraid I'm not going
to be able to drive you.
563
00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:31,986
- What's the matter?
564
00:21:32,116 --> 00:21:33,727
Don't you think you can handle
one of these old gas-burners?
565
00:21:33,857 --> 00:21:36,599
- Oh, yeah, I can
drive any car at all.
566
00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:41,082
But unfortunately, my
driver's license is expired.
567
00:21:41,212 --> 00:21:42,475
- Why didn't you renew it?
568
00:21:42,605 --> 00:21:46,392
- Well, I tried to,
but I flunked the test.
569
00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:49,743
I knew all the answers,
and my eyesight is perfect.
570
00:21:49,873 --> 00:21:51,092
I can read anything.
571
00:21:51,222 --> 00:21:53,224
"Made in USA."
572
00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:56,924
I don't know, but
I just flunked.
573
00:21:57,054 --> 00:21:59,274
- Well, we can't have
you miss the parade.
574
00:21:59,405 --> 00:22:01,145
I'll tell you what,
you wait right here,
575
00:22:01,276 --> 00:22:03,147
and I'll go see if I
can straighten it out.
576
00:22:03,278 --> 00:22:05,062
- Oh, gee, do you think you can?
577
00:22:05,193 --> 00:22:06,281
- Well, it's a possibility.
578
00:22:06,412 --> 00:22:10,154
After all, I am the
chief of police.
579
00:22:10,285 --> 00:22:11,591
- I was worried about you.
580
00:22:11,721 --> 00:22:13,506
- Oh, you don't have
anything to worry about.
581
00:22:13,636 --> 00:22:16,160
I just met the chief of police,
and he's a wonderful guy.
582
00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:17,858
I told him exactly
what happened,
583
00:22:17,988 --> 00:22:19,990
and he's going to fix me up
with some special something
584
00:22:20,121 --> 00:22:21,557
or other.
585
00:22:21,688 --> 00:22:22,689
Anyway, I'm going to drive
in the parade after all.
586
00:22:22,819 --> 00:22:23,951
- Oh, that's just great.
587
00:22:24,081 --> 00:22:24,908
Is this the car
you're going to drive?
588
00:22:25,039 --> 00:22:26,127
- Well, I don't know.
589
00:22:26,257 --> 00:22:27,302
They haven't assigned
the cars yet.
590
00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:28,564
- Attention, drivers.
591
00:22:28,695 --> 00:22:29,957
Attention, all
drivers, man your cars.
592
00:22:30,087 --> 00:22:32,612
- Oh, uh, I have to
change into a costume.
593
00:22:32,742 --> 00:22:34,222
Don't forget, be on
the lookout for me.
594
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:35,266
- We'll wave to you.
595
00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:38,357
[music playing]
596
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:45,102
- And now, our cavalcade of
old-fashioned transportation.
597
00:22:45,233 --> 00:22:47,844
Our city officials being
chauffeured by the winners
598
00:22:47,975 --> 00:22:49,237
of the Safe Drivers Award.
599
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,152
Come on, let's give
them a big hand, folks.
600
00:22:51,282 --> 00:22:52,806
[cheering]
601
00:22:52,936 --> 00:22:55,069
His Honor, the Mayor being
chauffeured by Joseph Burns.
602
00:22:58,551 --> 00:23:01,031
[cheering]
603
00:23:07,473 --> 00:23:09,039
Here comes our city attorney.
604
00:23:16,786 --> 00:23:18,005
- Gee, look at
that old car, Mom.
605
00:23:18,135 --> 00:23:20,224
1904.
606
00:23:20,355 --> 00:23:23,880
- Was it fun to ride in
automobiles in those days, Mom?
607
00:23:24,011 --> 00:23:25,491
- Smile when you
say that, mister.
608
00:23:32,149 --> 00:23:34,021
- Come on now, folks,
let's give them a big hand.
609
00:23:34,151 --> 00:23:35,588
Here they are.
610
00:23:35,718 --> 00:23:37,633
[cheering]
611
00:23:41,637 --> 00:23:43,073
- Here comes Pop!
612
00:23:43,204 --> 00:23:46,207
- Our chief of police being
driven by Ozzie Nelson.
613
00:23:52,953 --> 00:23:54,215
- Is that really your father?
614
00:23:54,345 --> 00:23:55,869
- Yeah, I didn't
recognize him at first.
615
00:23:55,999 --> 00:23:57,218
He doesn't usually wear a hat.
616
00:24:02,136 --> 00:24:04,181
- Hiya, Rick, Harriet, Dave!
617
00:24:04,312 --> 00:24:05,531
- Hiya, Pop!
- Hiya, Pop!
618
00:24:05,661 --> 00:24:06,619
- Hello, dear!
619
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:12,929
- How about that?
620
00:24:13,060 --> 00:24:15,454
- Leave it to Pop to find
a legal way to be illegal.
621
00:24:15,584 --> 00:24:17,978
[music playing]
622
00:24:35,561 --> 00:24:37,693
- Ozzie, are you almost ready?
623
00:24:37,824 --> 00:24:39,695
- Yeah, I'm just
putting my tie on.
624
00:24:39,826 --> 00:24:42,872
- I still think we ought to
drive to the movies in the car.
625
00:24:43,003 --> 00:24:45,614
- I can't drive the car until
I get my license renewed.
626
00:24:45,745 --> 00:24:47,224
- Well, I could drive.
627
00:24:47,355 --> 00:24:49,662
- Oh, no, Harriet, this
will be a lot of fun.
628
00:24:49,792 --> 00:24:52,708
- Well, sure, if you enjoy
having people stare at you.
629
00:24:52,839 --> 00:24:54,362
- What's there to stare at?
630
00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:57,234
I'm sure they've all seen a
horse and carriage before.
631
00:24:57,365 --> 00:24:59,846
[ending theme]
632
00:25:16,166 --> 00:25:18,255
Well, good night, folks.
We'll see you again next week.
633
00:25:18,386 --> 00:25:19,779
- Good night.
634
00:25:19,909 --> 00:25:22,172
And remember, every day's
a holiday with Hotpoint.
635
00:25:22,303 --> 00:25:23,652
- Seven days a week.
636
00:25:23,783 --> 00:25:25,480
- 365 days a year.
637
00:25:25,611 --> 00:25:27,264
- Every day's a
holiday with Hotpoint.
638
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:37,579
- Jack Wagner was seen as
the license bureau clerk.
639
00:25:37,710 --> 00:25:41,235
The girl was played
by Joi Lansing.
640
00:25:41,365 --> 00:25:44,281
Walter Sande played the
part of the chief of police.
641
00:25:44,412 --> 00:25:47,589
And the small boy
was Ted Campbell.
642
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:48,895
This is Verne Smith speaking.
643
00:25:58,382 --> 00:25:59,949
- When you hear that
heart disease takes
644
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:03,736
more lives than all other
causes combined, that's a fact.
645
00:26:03,866 --> 00:26:06,565
But when you hear nothing can
be done about heart disease,
646
00:26:06,695 --> 00:26:08,044
that's fiction.
647
00:26:08,175 --> 00:26:10,307
The truth is medical
science is saving
648
00:26:10,438 --> 00:26:12,571
thousands of hearts and lives.
649
00:26:12,701 --> 00:26:15,008
Help your heart fund,
help your heart.
650
00:26:15,138 --> 00:26:18,794
Mail your dollars to Heart,
care of your post office.
651
00:26:18,925 --> 00:26:21,014
- This has been an
ABC Television Network
652
00:26:21,144 --> 00:26:23,277
presentation.
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