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[music playing]

- And now Hotpoint presents
America's favorite family

comedy, "The Adventures
of Ozzie and Harriet,"

starring the entire
Nelson family.

Here is Ozzie, who plays
the part of Ozzie Nelson.

And, of course, his lovely
wife Harriet as Harriet Nelson.

The older of the Nelson boys,
David, appears as David Nelson.

And his younger brother,
the irrepressible Ricky,

played by Ricky Nelson.

The Nelson's next door neighbor
Thorny is played by Don DeFore.

- Hi, what's all this?

- Oh, they're having
a tea and a fashion

show at the Women's
Club this afternoon.

It's my turn to
make the sandwiches.

- Boy, you got enough
here to feed a small army.

Must've been quite a job.

- It was.

Ah-ah, no you don't now, I'm
afraid there won't be enough

as it is.

- Oh, I thought I'd just take
one from the very bottom.

They must be stale by now.

[laughter]

- You want a sandwich, there's
some bread and peanut butter

and jelly right over there.

You go make yourself one.

- Boy, a man could starve
to death in his own kitchen

around here.

- OK, here.

- Oh.

Oh, thank you.

This is a sandwich?

- Well, we're not
having a banquet.

- How dainty can you get?

- Say, if you feel ambitious
I've got a little job

you can do.

- Hm, you want me to test
some of these sandwiches?

- No, I'd like you to take
them over to the Women's Club.

They want to get an
early start today.

- Oh, well, I'd like to, but our
car is down at the gas station

being washed, remember?

- Well, take David's car.

- Oh, well, you know I never
like to drive Dave's car.

- Thought you wanted to help.

- No, I didn't say that.

You asked me if I felt
ambitious and I said yes,

so I thought you wanted me to
eat some sandwiches for you.

- Oh, come on, it
won't take long,

and I've got to get dressed.

- Well, gee, look at me.

I've got this furniture
stain all over me.

I can't go down to the Woman's
Club looking like this.

- Well, all you have to
do is take the sandwiches

around the back
door and give them

to somebody on the committee.

They probably won't
even recognize you.

- I shouldn't have come into
the kitchen in the first place.

- Thorny's going to deliver
the potato salad for Catherine.

- Who said so?

- Catherine.

He volunteered.

- He volunteered?

- Mhm, wasn't that nice of him?

Hey, maybe he'll take my
sandwiches over for me.

- No, no, no, that's OK.

If Thorny can take the potato
salad over for Catherine,

I can take the
sandwiches over for you.

- Oh, well, thank you dear,
that's very nice of you.

There that ought to do it.

Oh boy, look at the time,
I've got to get dressed.

You be careful now.

You know just exactly
where to deliver them.

- Yeah, the back door
of the Woman's Club.

- And don't eat any!

- And what'd you say?

- You heard me!
[laughter]

[music playing]

- Oh, there you are.

- Oh, if it isn't ol'
Helpful Hubby himself.

- What are you trying to
be, a big man or something?

Volunteering to deliver
those sandwiches for Harriet.

- I volunteered to deliver
these sandwiches for Harriet

after I heard you'd volunteered
to deliver the potato salad.

- Wait a minute, you're
all mixed up, aren't you?

I volunteered to
deliver the potato salad

after I'd heard
you'd volunteered

to deliver the sandwiches.
- You're the one who's mixed up.

I volunteered to deliver
the potato salad and--

- Sandwiches.
- The sandwiches after--

[laughter] Wait a
minute, who told you

I volunteered to
deliver the sandwiches?

- Well, Catherine.

- Well, then who told
you I volunteered

to deliver the potato salad?

- Harriet.

[laughter]

- Seems we've been the
victims of a conspiracy.

We've been had.

- Oz, you know, I
think you're right.

Evidently it was planned
well ahead of time.

- Oh, what are you going to do?

- Say, look, Oz, do you mind if
I ride down with you your car?

Catherine took ours downtown.

- Oh well, we have to
ride down on Dave's car.

Ours won't be back from the
garage for about an hour.

- Shall we put this in the back?

- Yeah, OK.

- Hey, those sandwiches
sure look good.

- Yeah, don't they?

Potato salad looks good, too.

We better leave
him alone, though.

- Yeah, the girls work pretty
hard to whip this stuff up.

I'll just take a small one.

- Are you kidding?

They're all small.

- Say, Oz, are you
going dressed like that?

- What's the matter with
the way I'm dressed?

- You got stuff all
over your shirt.

- Oh.

Oh, hey, that reminds me, come
on down the basement a minute,

I want to show you
something before we leave.

- Oh, no you don't.

Last time you want to show
me something in your basement

I got roped in helping
you clean your furnace.

- Oh, no, no, it's
nothing like that.

I've been fooling around with
this furniture stain that's

turned out real great.

Come on, I'll show you,
it'll only take a minute.

- No tricks?
- No, no, no tricks.

- OK.

[music playing]

- Wait a minute...

I was the one who got roped into
helping you clean your furnace.

You told me there
was something down

your basement you
wanted me to see.

- Yeah, I know, Oz.

I just want to make
sure you weren't going

to pull the same thing on me.

[laughter]

[music playing]

[radio playing]

- The heck are you doing?

- My homework.
What are you think?

- Why don't you turn off the
television set and the radio.

- You don't turn that off,
it helps me concentrate.

- You kidding?

[phone ringing]

[television chatter]

- Hello?

Yes, it is.

Oh, hi Jackie.

- Don't worry,
I'm not listening.

I got enough homework here
to keep me busy for an hour.

- Hello?

David, are you there?

- I'm sorry to keep
you waiting, Jackie.

How are you?

- I'm fine, but I'm afraid
I have some bad news.

That is, I hope it's bad news.

- Gee, what kind of bad news?

- I don't think I can go to
the party tomorrow night.

There's been a new
rule made at our house:

homework has to be
done on Friday night

for the whole weekend.

- Well, gee, how come?

- I don't know.

My father just delivered
the ultimatum last night.

I'm afraid he wasn't exactly
happy with my report card.

- Oh, he'll get over it.

He probably just had a bad day
at the office or something.

- I hope so.

- Come on, beat it.

[laughter]

- I'm sorry, we're
being interrupted.

- Oh, that's my brother.

Will you turn down
that of the radio?

- That's not the radio,
it's a television set.

- Hello?

Hello?

- I'm sorry, it was
a television set.

He can't do his homework unless
it's turned on full blast.

- Will you watch
what you're doing,

you're dripping that
all over my bed.

Mother!
Mother!

[laughter]
- Hello?

[laughter]

- I'm sorry, Dave.

Will you please go
to your own room?

- Hello?

I beg your pardon.

- The craziest conversation
I ever heard in my life.

- Will you please keep quiet?

I thought you had
homework to do.

- Hello?

Are you there, David?

- I'm sorry.

Can't you do your
homework Sunday night?

- Look, David, you do your
homework when you wanna

and I'll do mine when I wanna.

- I'm trying to talk to Jackie.

Hello?
Hello?

- Hello?
- Hello?

- I think there's somebody
else on this line.

What were you saying?

- Oh, I was just trying
to figure out some way

we could work this out.

It's going to be an
awful good party.

- I know, I have so darn
much homework, though.

Hey, I have an idea!

Could you come over
and help me with it?

- Well, sure, I'd be
glad to come over.

I don't know how
much help I'd be.

- Oh, what's that number again?

1814 Hudson Avenue, isn't it?

- No, it's 1418.

- Oh, yeah, well,
I'll be right over.

- OK, Dave.
Thanks a lot.

Goodbye.
- Bye.

[music playing]

[ding]

- Mother!

[laughter]

- This is your own
invention, huh?

- Yeah.

Naturally, there's nothing there
you can't buy at the store,

but it took quite a
bit of experimenting

to get just the right blend.

- Hey, that's swell.

- Say, Oz, we better get going.

- OK.

- Go ahead.

[music playing]

- Think I better
wash my hands first.

[engine revving]

- Hi, Pop.

Hi, Mr. Thornberry.

- Oh, hi Dave.

- Hi, Dave.

- Hey, Dave!
- Dave!

- Wait a minute!

- Dave!

[laughter] Goodness
sakes, Thorny,

do you realize he's got the
sandwiches and the potato salad

in the back of that car?

- Well, of course I do.

Why do you suppose
I was yelling?

- Well, why didn't
you stop him, Thorny?

You saw him drive
out of the driveway.

- Well, you saw him, too.

Why don't you stop him?

- Well, I'm used to seeing David
rush out and jump into his car

and drive out of our driveway.

It's part of his daily
routine, he does it every day,

but you don't live here.

- Well, I won't be
living next door

either if I don't get
that potato salad back.

[laughter]

- Wonder where he was going.

- If we only knew
where she lives.

- You think he was
going to see a girl?

- Well, judging from the
way he drove out here,

I'd say that it was
a pretty good guess.

- Yeah.
I think you're right.

- What's the matter, Pop?

- Oh, Rick!

Do you happen to know
where Dave was going?

- He got a phone
call from some girl.

- What did I tell you, Oz?

- Oh, what's the
girl's name, son?

- I wasn't too interested
in the conversation,

Pop, I was doing my homework.

- Oh.

- Let's see, her name is
Jackie, I know that much.

- Uh, Jackie, do you
know her last name?

- Well, she didn't say.

- See, when she called
David said, "Hello?

Yes, it is.

Hi, Jackie," and
he said, "Will you

please turn down the radio?"

This last part was
addressed to me.

[laughter] Never mind the
whole conversation, son.

If you don't know her
name, what's her address?

Did you hear her address?

- Well, I'm trying to get
it straight in my mind, Pop.

- I know--
- Don't rush him, Oz!

[laughter]

- She said something
about a party

because Dave said,
"Gee that is bad news,

it's going to be an
awful good party."

- Yes, her address.

- Oh, I'm getting to that, Pop.

Then she said, "But,
but if my husband

ever found out
about us--" No, that

was a movie on television, Pop.

[laughter] Son, try and
remember the girls address.

Think.

- 1814 Hudson Avenue.

- 1814 Hudson Avenue.

- He's gonna help her
with her homework.

- Well, now, wait
a minute, Thorny.

If he's going to help
her with her homework,

they're either over at the
library or at the girl's house.

Why don't you go to
the library and I'll

go to the girl's house,
1814 Hudson Avenue.

- That's good thinking, Oz.

- How about me?

- Oh, that's real good
for you, too, Rick.

- Can I borrow your bike, Rick?

- Oh, sure, Pop.

- I'll only need it
for a little while.

- Say, Pop, remember when
we were up at Tomahawk Lodge

that summer, didn't they
rent bikes to people?

[laughter]

- Yes, I believe they did.

- That's what I thought.

Somebody wanted to
go bicycle riding,

they just rented them a bike.

- OK, here's 50 cents, son.

- I think it was $1
up to lodge, Pop.

[laughter]

- Here's a $1.

- Got him over a barrel, Rick,
why don't you charge him $2?

- Why don't you stay
out of this, Thorny?

- No, that's OK Mr.
Thornberry, $1 plenty.

- Making a big mistake,
he's on the spot right now.

- Well, how about yourself?

How do you plan to
get over the library?

- You seem to forget, Oz,
my boy Will has a car.

- Oh no, Mr. Thornberry,
Will drove up the mountains

early this morning.
[laughter]

- Oh my--

[laughter]

- Hey, wait a minute!

At least let me ride
in the handlebars!

Hey, Oz, come back here!

- Mr. Thornberry, I got an
old pair of roller skates

in the garage.

I think we can do some business.

- Rick, you've just
made yourself a deal.

[laughter]
[music playing]

[applause]

[music playing]

- Yes?

- Oh, how do you do?

Does a girl named
Jackie live here?

- Jackie?

No, my name's Barbara.

[laughter]

- Well, this is 1814
Hudson Avenue, isn't it?

- Yes, yes, it is.

- Oh, well, I was looking for--

Actually I was
looking for my son.

You see, he drove off
with my sandwiches.

- Oh, you poor man.

Come right in, I was
just having lunch myself.

I'll be glad to
make you a sandwich.

[laughter]

- Sit down, this is
my favorite chair.

- Oh, well, thank you.

This-- Mm, that coffee
does smell good.

- Let me get you some.

- Well, maybe just one cup.

- I think I have
some cookies, too.

Make yourself comfortable.

[music playing]

- Well, this is very
nice of you, uh, Miss--

- Hutchins.

Barbara Hutchins.

My grandmother was a Bigelow,
one of the Boston Bieglows.

- Oh, isn't that nice.

- That's my brother, Edward.

- Oh, I was just
admiring his picture.

He's a very fine looking man.

- Edward always was a
handsome member of the family.

I have more pictures of
him here in the album.

- Oh, no, no, really,
please don't, I

can only stay for a minute.

- Now sit right down
and drink your coffee.

Have some of those cookies,
they're my own special recipe.

- Oh thanks, they
look delicious.

[music playing]

- This is my grandfather,
Silas Hutchins.

He had a hardware
store in Forrest City.

Actually he was born in
Omaha, but the family

moved to Iowa when he was 15.

- Oh, he's a fine
looking fellow.

- And this is brother
Edward in his uniform.

- Oh, he was a member
of the Union Army.

- No, he was a
streetcar conductor.

- Well, the uniform.

He's a fine looking fellow.

Here's cousin Ralph.

My, but he was a tease!

This picture was taken the
year they went to Colorado.

- Oh, hey, he's a
fine looking fellow.

- Here is my sister Elsie.

She's my younger sister.

- Yeah, she's a
fine looking fellow.

[laughter]

- What happened to
her front teeth there?

- She fell out of a peach
tree in the backyard.

Elsie was always quite a tomboy.

[laughter]

- This is a very
interesting family

you have here, Miss Hutchins.

Well, I'm sorry
but I have to go,

much as I hate to eat and run.

- We just started to
look at the album.

- Well, I know, and I really
love things like this,

but I have some very important
business I have to attend to.

I'd like to come back
again some time, if I may.

- Oh, please do,
just any time at all.

- Oh, and thank you so
much for your hospitality.

- It was a pleasure.

- Oh, well, you've
been very kind.

- Oh, this has just been
the most wonderful day.

Everything nice
has happened to me.

I've had the unexpected
pleasure of your little visit.

- Oh, well, thank you.

- And my autographed picture
of Liberace arrived in the mail

this morning.

[laughter]

- Good for you.

Well, thanks once
again for the coffee

and for the delicious cookies.

- You're entirely welcome,
and do call again anytime

you're in the neighborhood.

- Oh, indeed I will, and thanks
again for your Liberace--

For your hospitality.

[laughter]

[music playing]

- Oz, where have you been?

- Well, I've been
looking for a David.

Evidently, Ricky gave
us the wrong address.

He wasn't over at that house.

- David's not here either.

It was very embarrassing, too.

Way people looked at me you'd
think no one ever roller

skate into a library before.

[laughter]

- What are we going to do now?

- That's the very question
I was going to ask you.

- Hey, wait a minute,
isn't this David's car?

Sure it is!

- I think you're right!

- Here's his car, but
I wonder where he is.

- I don't know.

- You're sure he
wasn't in the library?

- Oh, Oz, I'm positive.

Let's see if the potato salad
sandwiches are in the back.

Oz?

- What's a matter?

- I don't know, trunk
is jammed or something.

- Say, maybe this
isn't David's car.

- Oz?

- Yeah?

- My arm's stuck.

- Oh, uh, Thorny, definitely
this is not David's car.

- Oz, I can't get
my arm out of here!

[laughter]

- Come on, Thorny, let's go.
- Go?

Go where?

I can't get my arm out.

- Oh!
Oh--

- You looking for
something, mack?

[laughter]

- Sorry, is this your car?

- No, it belongs to my sister.
Why?

[laughter]

- Oh, see, my son has
a car just like this

and he drove off with
some potato salad--

Come on, Thorny, we've
made a mistake here.

- What are you doing
back there, bub?

[laughter]

- Looking for some potato salad.

And as my friend said
here, evidently we

made a little mistake.

- You know I had a toolbox
stolen from my trunk

just last week.

- Oh!

We were just looking for some
sandwiches and potato salad.

- Well you're not gonna
find it back there,

the only thing I got in
the trunk is a spare tire.

I used to have a toolbox
before it was stolen.

[laughter]

- Oh!

Uh, Thorny, I think
we'd better hurry home.

Maybe David's back there by now.

- We're sure sorry we
made a little mistake.

- Yes, we're sure sorry,
but you see we actually

have our own transportation.

My friend has his
roller skates and I

have a bicycle right here.

- That's all right, fellas,
better luck next time.

[laughter]

- Well, where do
we go from here?

- Well, I'll tell you one
place we're better not go,

and that's home.

- Hey, I have an idea.

We can go over to
Schultz's delicatessen.

- How can you think of
eating at a time like this?

- No, no, no, no, no.

I mean we have Schultz
make up a few quarts

of potato salad and four
or five dozen sandwiches,

and we take them over
to the Woman's Club.

- Oz, that would take hours.

- Well, maybe so, but the
situation is desperate, Thorny.

- Well, OK, let's see how
much money we got with us.

I got exactly $0.15.

- Well, actually I don't have
my wallet with me, it's home.

- Look, Oz, we're not
fumbling over a dinner check,

this is important!

How much money have you got?

- Do you expect me to carry my
wallet around this sweatshirt?

I have-- I have a $0.20.

[laughter]

- You got $0.20, I got $0.15.

Say, do you think Schultz
could divide a salami sandwich

48 ways?

[laughter]

- There's only one thing
for us to do, Thorny,

and that's go home and tell the
wives exactly what happened,

face the music.

- Yeah, it sure seems that way.

- After all, "honesty
is the best policy."

- "The truth will out."

- "Oh, what a tangled
web we weave when

first we practice to deceive."

- "A rolling stone
gathers no moss."

- What does that
have to do with it?

- Nothing, except
I can stall off

going home as long as you can.

[laughter]

[music playing]

- Hey, here's Harriet's car!

- Guess she hasn't left yet.

- How about that?

- Well, now, this will
give you an opportunity

to explain the whole situation.
- Oh.

- Hi, Harriet.
- Hello, Thorny.

Yeah, I'm sorry but
I'm in such a hurry.

- Bye!

- Well?

- Well, what?

- Well, why didn't you
stop her and tell her

about the sandwiches,
you coward?

- Why didn't you stop her?

You were standing there, too!

- Well, why should I?

She's your wife, and
they're your sandwiches.

[laughter]

- It's your potato salad!

Besides, I had the bicycle
here and everything,

you could have stopped the car.

I didn't have an opportunity.

- You'd have thrown
yourself under the wheels.

[laughter]

- Yes, but, you
know, you just don't

think of a thing like that
on the spur of the moment.

[laughter] Besides, you
know, actually we're

doing the girls a favor.

You know how they are about
their diets and everything.

There's nothing
in the world more

fattening than potato
salad and sandwiches.

- Yeah, right.

Probably spoil
their dinner anyway.

[laughter]

- Probably thank us
when they get home.

Come on in the house
and have some cookies.

- Sounds like a good idea.

I better take your skates
off so I won't ruin the rug.

- Hey, we're in luck!

David just drove
in the driveway!

- Do you think we still
make it to the Women's Club?

- Oh, sure, we can go up
by way of Thatchers woods

and swing around by
the Old Mill Road.

- Well, that's clear on
the outskirts of town.

- I know, we miss all
the traffic that way.

We can beat Harriet
to the Woman's Club

by about 10 minutes!

- She'll have to be
driving awfully slow.

- She will be, she
drives very carefully.

Come on!

- I thought she got
four tickets last month.

- Well, yes, she did, but
they were for parking.

See, she parks illegally
but she drives carefully.

Come on, Thorny.

[music playing] [laughter]

- Uh, Dave, let us borrow your
car for a minute, will you?

Pardon me, son.

- Holy smokes, where
they off to now?

- I don't know.

Pop's been acting
kind of funny all day.

- What do you mean?

- Well, he left a whole
bunch of potato salad

and sandwiches in
the back of my car.

He was supposed to
deliver them for Mom.

Gee, I'd had take them clear
over to the Woman's Club.

- Probably just a phase
he's going through.

- Here, professor,
have a sandwich.

[laughter]
[music playing]

[applause]

[music playing]

- Are you sure your father
didn't say where he was going?

- No, ma'am.

He and Mr. Thornberry
just jumped in the car

and tore out of the driveway.

- Well, I can't imagine
where they went to.

It's almost 10:30. too.

- Here's Pop now!

Hiya, Pop.

- Hi, son.

- Ozzie, where have you been?

- It's a long story.

Uh, Dave?

If you're going to have a
car, son, for goodness sake's

keep some gas in it.

It's a long walk all the
way from Thatcher's Woods.

[laughter]
[music playing]

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