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- "The Adventures of Ozzie
and Harriet," presented by--

- [SINGING] Hotpoint, Hotpoint.

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Hotpoint brings all this to you
with the Nelson family, too.

Ozzie, Harriet, David, Ricky.

"The Ozzie and Harriet Show."

[theme music]

- And now, Hotpoint presents
America's favorite family

comedy, "The Adventures
of Ozzie and Harriet,"

starring the entire
Nelson family.

Here is Ozzie, who plays
the part of Ozzie Nelson.

And, of course, his lovely wife,
Harriet, as Harriet Nelson.

The older of the Nelson boys,
David, appears as David Nelson.

And his younger brother,
the irrepressible Ricky,

played by Ricky Nelson.

The Nelsons' next-door
neighbor, Thorny,

is played by Don DeFore.

- Harriet, did you sew the
button on my sport coat?

- Yes, I did.
- Where is it?

- Right opposite
the button hole.

- Oh!

[chuckles] I'm talking
about the coat.

- Oh, it's out in the hall.
I'll get it for you.

- Oh, thanks.

- Here you are.

- Oh, thank you very much.

You're almost ready
to go downtown?

- Mhm, just as soon as I
finished straightening up

in here.

Are you sure you want
to go shopping with me?

- Oh, sure.

Is Ricky ready?

- Well, he ought to be.

Ricky!

Rick?

- Yes, ma'am?

- You just about ready
to go shopping with us?

- Almost.
- Well, come on.

We're all ready.

- Goodness sakes, that's
a little informal even

for the supermarket, isn't it?

- Well, I guess so, if
you stop to analyze it.

- Well, come on,
get dressed, son.

- Yes, sir.

- Why, that kid's
the slowest dresser

I've ever seen in my life.

Oh.

Harriet, what's wrong
with this window?

- It's locked.

- It was open a minute ago.

- That's why I locked it.

- What for?

It's warm in here.

- Well, I think it's cold.

- I just want you to
know I'm half-dressed.

- Ricky, it's too cold to
be running around that way.

- I'm not cold, Mom.
- Well, come on, get dressed.

- OK.
I just wanted you to know.

- [chuckles] Now,
you see, Harriet?

Ricky's not cold.

- Well, you may be warm and
Ricky may be warm, but I'm not.

- For goodness sakes,
dear, every year

along about this
time when the ads

come out for the new fall coats,
we go through the same routine.

If you want a new coat,
just go down and buy one.

You don't have to
put on a big act.

- I am not putting on a big act,
but I'll take the coat anyway.

- I'm making progress.

- I wish you'd hurry up.

- I'll be dressed before
the argument's over.

- Oh, pretty cagey.

- [chuckles] You know, Harriet,
I'm just beginning to realize,

you must have a low
basal metabolism.

- Well, after 19 years
of marriage and two sons,

that's pretty thin
grounds for an annulment.

- No, I really mean it.

I think there must be something
wrong with you, Harriet.

You're cold like
this all the time.

You ought to do
something about it.

- I have.

[door buzzer rings]

Oh, he's at the back door now.

- Who is?

- Mr. Baxter.

- What's he doing here?

- He's here to light the
pilot and turn on the furnace.

Come on, you go let him in.

- This is ridiculous, Harriet.

We'll be the only ones
in the neighborhood

with our furnace turned on.
- Good.

It'll give you something to
talk about at the Elks Club.

Come on.

[music playing]

- Oh, good morning, Mr. Baxter.

- Hello, Mr. Nelson.

Chilly out, isn't it?

- I don't think it is.

- Have you been outside?

- No, I haven't.

- You can see your breath
in the shady spots.

- Oh.

Well, I haven't been in
any shady spots recently.

- Well, take my word for it.

You can see your breath.

Mrs. Nelson wanted me
to check your furnace

and turn on the pilot.

- Oh, yeah, I know.

Isn't this kind of early
for that sort of thing?

- Well, no, it's not early.

It's 11:30.

I've turned on five pilots
already this morning.

- No, what I mean is, isn't it
kind of early in the season?

It's so warm.

- No, that's this Indian summer.

Fools you.

It used to fool the Indians.

They thought it was winter.

- Hello, Mr. Baxter.

- Hello, Mrs. Nelson.

Well, another winter is here.
- Yeah.

- Winter?

What are you going to do
when winter really gets here?

- Turn up the thermostat.

You'll adjust that,
too, won't you?

- Oh, certainly.

- You don't mind if we leave
you in the house alone, do you?

We have to go to the market.
- No, that's all right.

You've done it before.

I'll slam the door
on my way out.

- Yes, thanks.

Come on, Rick!

- Hello, Mr. Baxter.

- Hello, and goodbye.

Oh, Mr. Nelson.

- Yeah?

- The furnace is still in
the same place, isn't it?

- Well, it is unless we've
had some explosions I

haven't heard.

- Mr. Nelson, you're a card.

[doorbell ringing]

- What took you so long
to answer the door?

- I was reading.

- Always boasting.

- Here, Mom, let me help you.

- Oh, thank you, dear.

- Is Mr. Baxter
still here, Dave?

- Nobody was here
when I got home, Pop.

- Well, maybe he's still
down in the basement.

Mr. Baxter!

- Who turned on the heat, David?

- Don't tell me you're cold.

- You'd be cold
too if you've been

holding these frozen vegetables
against your stomach.

- Why don't you put them down?

- I will, but I don't
think it'll do any good.

See?

My stomach's still cold.

- There must be something
wrong with you then.

- I've still got this
popsicle in here.

- That's a pretty crazy
place to carry a popsicle.

- Well, I thought as long
as the vegetables are

freezing my stomach, I might as
well get some good out of it.

- Ozzie?

- Mhm?

- Mr. Baxter's gone.

- Well, I figured he had when
I saw his truck wasn't there.

- Well, let's turn
the thermostat up.

- What for?
It's not cold in here.

- Well, I want to
see if it's working.

Haven't you got any curiosity?

- Well, yeah, but I
don't want to suffocate.

- Better let Mom have her way.

She'll make it hot for
you one way or the other.

- [chuckles]

[music playing]

Harriet, what are you doing?

- Turning the thermostat up.

- Well, what, again?

What for?

- Well, I'm chilly.

- But it's comfortable in here.

- Well, I'm not comfortable.

- Look, Harriet, when
it gets cold in here,

the thermostat turns
the furnace on.

And when it gets warm
again, it turns it off.

So let's let the
thermostat decide.

- But you have to set it first
to let it know what to decide.

- Just like Mom
does with you, Pop.

- Harriet, if you turn
the thermostat up,

I'm going to open a window.

- Well, if you
open a window, I'll

have to turn up the
thermostat again.

- You do, and I'll
open up another window.

- You do, and I'll
turn up the thermostat.

- Harriet, for
goodness sakes, let's

leave it where it is, huh?

- OK.

- Oh, uh, Harriet?

Uh, would you get
me some coffee?

- I thought you were too warm.

- Iced coffee.

- I'll get you some.

Cream?

- Oh, uh, yes.

Thanks.

- Cookies?

- [gasps]

- Ozzie, would you mind
leaving this alone?

We've got a long
winter ahead of us,

and there's no point in
wearing it out the first day.

- Well, I'm just trying
to reach a happy medium.

- What's your idea
of a happy medium?

- Well--

- Well, it's not my idea of it.

Now, just leave it alone.

[music playing]

- Hi, Oz.

- Oh, hiya, Thorny.

- What are you doing?

Trying to get dizzy?

- No, I'm just
trying to cool off.

- Well, it isn't
particularly cool out here.

- It is compared to
where I came from.

- Mhm, and to where
you're probably going.

- A little chocolate here, huh?

- Yeah.

Catherine made some
icing, and I'm trying

to clean the bowl up for her.

- You don't mind my
helping you, do you?

I'm pretty good at
this sort of thing.

- Oh, no, go right ahead.

Now, what's this about it
being too hot someplace?

- Well, in our house.

Harriet's got the furnace
turned on, believe it or not.

- Oh?

And I suppose she's been
juicing up the thermostat again.

- How did you know that?

- Oz, you forget, I'm married
to the original Eskimo.

- How could anybody possibly
be cold on a beautiful day

like this?

- I don't know, Oz.

Women must be crazy.

This is one of the nicest
days we've had all year.

- You know, the way
I figure it, it's

a psychological
thing with women.

They aren't actually cold.

They just imagine they are.

- Of course.

Why, at times, Catherine likes
a very moderate temperature,

say, the boiling point.

- That sounds like Harriet.

However, I've reconciled
myself to spending

another uncomfortable winter at
an average temperature of about

75 to 85 degrees.

- Say, Oz, how would you
like to spend the winter

at a nice, sensible 65 degrees?

- Are you kidding?

At 65 degrees, I'd have to
chip Harriet out of the bed.

- [laughs] Oh, no, you won't.

Oz, I have a plan.

- Is it about as good as
most of the plans you have?

- Absolutely.

- I'll be seeing you, Thorny.

- No, no, no, wait a minute!

Oz, this is guaranteed to work.

As a matter of fact, if it works
for you, I'll try it myself.

[chuckles]

- What is the plan?

I'll listen to it.

- Where's the thermostat?

- In the living room,
right over our big chair.

- And where's Harriet?

- In the living room,
right over the thermostat.

- [laughs] Come on, Oz, we've
got to do this while she

isn't looking.

Well, come on, Oz!

- Well, uh--

- Don't you have any confidence
in me, your old buddy?

- Oh, of course I do.

- Well, so far so good.

Harriet's not around.

- She went downtown again.

- Maybe she just melted away.

It's sure hot in here.

- You see what I mean?

That's the way she likes it.

- Hey, we're in luck.

This is one of those new
kinds without a thermometer.

- So what?

- Well, don't you see?

If Harriet doesn't
have a thermometer

to compare with the
thermostat, she'll

have to believe whatever
the thermostat says.

Don't you get it?

- No, I'm afraid I don't.

- Well, let me explain.

You and I both know that
when the temperature's

around 60 degrees,
we're comfortable,

but the women
think they're cold.

- Yeah, that's right.

- But you agree they're
not actually cold at all.

They just think they are.

- No, that's right.

We're comfortable, so obviously
they just think they aren't.

- Right.

Now, supposing Harriet thinks
the temperature is 75 degrees.

She's warm, right?

- Yeah.

- Oz, all we have to
do is unscrew the dial

on the thermostat
and reset it so

that when it reads 75 degrees,
it's actually only 60 degrees.

- Well, Thorny, you're a genius!

Even though it says 75,
it's actually only 60.

I'm comfortable.

Harriet thinks
she's comfortable.

We're both happy!

- Oz, Oz, say that
again, will you?

- I say we're both happy.

- No, no, not that stuff.

The stuff about
my being a genius.

- Oh, oh!

Thorny, you're a genius.

- Oz, I agree with
you wholeheartedly.

Now, got a screwdriver around?

- Uh, yeah, it's
right over here.

- OK, Oz, now it reads 75.

If I slide it down to 60
degrees and loosen the dial

and slide it back up to 75,
that should do it, shouldn't it?

- Oh, no, no, no.

I think you ought to leave
the temperature at 75

and set the dial back to 60.

- Oh, sure.

Now, wait a minute, Oz.

If I did that, and
Harriet set it to 75,

it would actually would be 90.

- Oh, yeah, yeah.

We'd bake bread on the floor.

Let's see now.

We move the dial to 90 degrees,
leave the temperature at 75,

then Harriet will think
it's 90, set it down to 75.

There must be an
easier way to do this.

- Look, Oz, why don't we just
throw water into your furnace?

- I give up.

Wait a minute.

60 from 75 is 15, right?

- Right.

- Just set the
dial at 15 degrees.

- Oh, no, no, no.

- No, no, no, no, no.

- Let's do what I said
in the first place.

We move the
temperature down to 60.

I loosen the dial,
slide it back up to 75.

Now, that should do
it, shouldn't it?

- Yeah, yeah, that's perfect.

- What makes you so sure?

- Well, I just heard Harriet
drive in the driveway.

[laughter]

[music playing]

[whistling]

- You expecting somebody, Pop?

- Uh, nobody special.

Just your mother.

- What's up?

- Why do you say that?

- You've got kind of a
funny look on your face.

- Oh, well, that's
my worried look.

See, I've been trying to figure
out this business of just how

warm to keep the
house, and I decided

to be very considerate
of your mother.

- What's cookin'?

- Well, I want to make
sure I'm not going to be.

[chuckles]

- I don't get it.

- Well, it's just
sort of a small joke.

Besides, why are
you so suspicious?

- Oh, I just like to keep
my guard up all the time.

- Oh.

Well, Rick, I'm going
to let you in on one

of the secrets of
being happily married.

- Gosh, Pop, there's no hurry.

I'm not even engaged,
as lovely as I am.

- This is an important point.

See, a man has to learn to
give in gracefully even when

he's right.

That's how you build good
interpersonal relationships

between husband and wife.

- And that's how you keep
from getting your ears knocked

down even when you're right.

- Exactly!

Well, not exactly.

But, see, I'm not going
to be stubborn about this.

I'm going to let your
mother keep the house

just as warm as she wants to.
- I don't get it.

[car approaching and braking]

- Well-- oh, here
comes your mother now.

Now watch how diplomatically
I handle this.

As soon as she starts
complaining about the cold,

I'm just going to tell her
to turn the thermostat up.

- Oh, hi.

- Oh, hello, dear.

- Ooh, my, it's warm in here.

- Isn't it?

Why don't you turn
the thermostat up?

No, no!

Stay here, Harriet.
It's cold.

- No, it's not.

- Oh, yes, it's quite cold.

Here, let me take your coat off.

You'll be cold then.

- Thank you, dear.

- There.

Now you're cold.

- No, it's very comfortable.

- Harriet, don't be
afraid to admit it.

Go ahead, dear,
tell me you're cold.

- But I'm not!

- Come on, give in
gracefully, Mom.

That's the secret
of a happy marriage.

- What are you talking about?

- Well, see, I was just
explaining to Ricky how

unreasonable-- that is, how
you should be understanding

and considerate of others.

- Sure, even when Pop's right.

- Yeah, that's right.

That's why I'm
going over right now

and turn the
thermostat up to 80.

- Well, dear, that's
very thoughtful of you,

and I agree that we
have to be considerate,

so I don't see
any reason why you

should suffer because of me.

Let's turn it down to 65.

- No, no, no, no, Harriet, I
want you to be comfortable.

80.

- 65.

- 80.

- 65.

- 80.

- Look, dear, it's ridiculous
to fight about this.

And it's much easier to
keep warm than it is cool.

I can always wear a sweater.

So let's compromise.

We'll leave it at 65.

[music playing]

- Hiya, Thorny.

- Oh, hi, Oz!

Gee, it's kind of
chilly out, isn't it?

- It's freezing inside our
house, I'll tell you that much.

- Well, didn't Harriet
turn the thermostat up?

- No, I did.

I turned it up to 80.

- Well, then it's really 65.

That ought to be comfortable.

- Except that Harriet
turned it back down to 65,

so now it's actually 50, and
that's darn uncomfortable.

- Well, how'd that happen?

- Well, you know Harriet.

She's just too considerate.

- Well, don't come to
me for sympathy, Oz,

just because your
scheme backfired.

I always tell you, honesty
is the best policy.

- Now, wait a minute.

This whole thing was your idea!

- Well, it doesn't alter
the fact that honesty still

is the best policy.

[car horn honking]

- Well, what do you
think I ought to do?

- Well, Oz, get out your
old trusty screwdriver

and set things back
to where they were.

And when she turns it
to 65, it'll be 65.

- Yeah, I guess you're right.

- Well, what are
you waiting for?

- My screwdriver.

- Oh!

- Remember?

Honesty is the best policy.

- Well, maybe for you, Oz,
but you've got a screwdriver.

- Oh.

Well, aren't you
finished with this job?

- No, no, I'm not.
- Oh.

[car horn honking]

Well, you can do this any time.

Thanks a lot for
the advice, Thorny.

[music playing]

- Ozzie?

- Oh, uh, yes.

- It's cold in here.

- Oh, no, no!

It's just where you want it.

The thermostat is
set right at 65.

- Well, you know, dear,
I've been thinking it over,

and you've been so agreeable
about keeping the house warm.

I'm going to turn it up to 80.

- No, no, no, no, no!

Harriet, no, you
were right before.

It's much easier to keep
warm than it is to keep cool.

So, uh, I'll turn it back to
65, and you put on your sweater.

[groans]
- No, dear.

Why should I rob
you of the pleasure

of being so considerate?

I'll turn it up to 80.

And thank you very much.

- We'll set it at 65.

[music playing]

[wind blowing]

[wind blowing]

Boy, it's plenty hot
in here, isn't it, son?

- Don't ask me, Pop.

I'm neutral.

- You can take my word for it.

It's plenty hot in here.

- Boy, it sure is cold
in here, isn't it?

- Well, I'm burning up.

- Well, I'm freezing.

- I'm neutral.

- Goodness sakes, that's
the silliest looking outfit

I've ever seen in my life.

- Well, what about
you, Frank Book?

- Well, I may be
exaggerating a little,

but I'm just trying to show
you how warm it is in here.

For goodness sakes,
would you take off

that silly looking coat?

- OK.

- Where did you
get the sweatshirt?

- I borrowed it from
Catherine Thornberry.

[doorbell rings]

- I'll get it.

- Hiya, Ricky.
- Hi, Mr. Baxter.

Come on in.

- Thanks.
Hello, folks.

- Hello, Mr. Baxter.

- Oh, Mr. Baxter, just
the man I want to see.

Don't you think it's
too hot in here?

- Oh, it is not.

It's freezing in here,
isn't it, Mr. Baxter?

- Well, as far as I can
tell, it's just about right.

But you can adjust the
thermostat any way you want it,

as soon as I turn
on the furnace.

- You mean to say you didn't
turn on the furnace before?

- No, I didn't.

I found a small leak in the
pipe leading to the pilot,

and I didn't want to light
it until I could replace it.

I'll have it fixed in a jiffy.

- Here, I'll go with
you, Mr. Baxter.

Remember, I'm neutral.

- How about that?

We've been turning the
thermostat up and down

and the furnace hasn't
even been turned on.

- Yeah, Harriet, it just goes
to show how susceptible you

are to the power of suggestion.

- I am?

- Well, yes, every time the
thermostat was turned down,

you felt cold even though
the furnace wasn't lit.

- Well, yes, but simply by
turning it up, you felt warm.

I don't think my
suggestion was any more

susceptible than yours.

- How in the world
did you manage

to be cold with that
big raccoon coat on?

- Oh, that one I had some help.

Frozen strawberries.

I got the idea from Ricky.

- Well, as long as you've
brought the subject up,

I had a little help, too.

- Oh, you did, did you?

- Yeah.

In fact, mine went right
to the seat of the problem.

[music playing]

- See, dear?

We've had the thermostat
at 80 all day,

and you haven't complained
about the heat at all.

- Oh, yeah.

Well, it's all
right with me if you

want to turn it up to 85 or 90.

Go right ahead.

- You know, for
a husband, you're

a very considerate fellow.

- Oh, thank you, dear.

- Hey, Pop, the man you
talked to this morning,

he's out at the back door.
- Oh, fine.

I want to see him.

- What man?

- Uh, just a man, Harriet.

- Ricky?

- Yes, ma'am?

- What did the man say?

- He said they repaired the
gas main down the street,

and he's going to turn
our furnace back on now.

[ending theme]

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- Well, goodnight, folks.
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- Goodnight.

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- That's what I always say, boy.

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- The part of Mr. Baxter
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This is Verne Smith speaking.