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Shuffle.
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All right? Yeah.
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We'll shuffle it
again, all right?
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Can I show you
guys a card trick?
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Yeah, sure.
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Go ahead.
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Uh, could I have a
little room here?
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Okay, it's all right.
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Okay, now.
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Latka, pick a card,
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show it to Tony and Alex.
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Okay.
And put it back in the deck.
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I got it. All right.
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Okay, here you go.
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All right.
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Now here comes the good part.
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I'm gonna magically
make latka's card
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rise to the top of the deck.
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What was your card?
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The queen of spades.
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Voila!
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Not only has your card risen
to the top of the deck,
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but it has changed into
the ace of diamonds.
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Oh, Jim.
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No, no, he's right.
He was lucky.
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Let me see you do that again.
No, no, no.
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Always leave them wanting more.
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Thank you very much.
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Guys, I need some advice.
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Yeah?
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I have a very important
decision to make,
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and it's driving me crazy.
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I was just offered
a job as manager
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of this terrific new
art gallery in Seattle.
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It-it's small now,
but it has potential,
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and I can grow with it. Oh.
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Seattle is a great town.
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I got friends there.
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Well,
that's one strike against it.
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But the other drawback...
here I'd have to uproot my family,
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you know, and leave my-my
friends and everything,
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yeah. And-and reestablish myself
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in a strange community
3,000 miles away.
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So, what do you
think I should do?
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I don't know.
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I don't know either.
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You know, but I had to make
a decision like this once.
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It was the crossroads
of my life.
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Maybe if I told you about
it, it would help you.
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Oh, yeah.
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Good,
'cause I'd love to tell it.
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You remember our strategy for the
fight, don't you, kid?
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Yeah, Jack, uh,
don't lead with my right,
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uh, keep moving,
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uh, work the body and watch
out for the left hook,
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and, above all, flatter the bum.
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What?
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Flatten the bum.
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Flatten him.
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Oh, that makes more sense.
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Makes more sense?
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Why would go out and flatter
someone you were gonna fight?
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Psychological ploy?
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Oh, I guess if he's
wearing a particularly nice
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pair of shorts,
it couldn't hurt to mention it.
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Hello, Jack.
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Frank.
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Like to talk to your boy here.
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Uh, no, frank, he's a good kid.
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He's a good kid.
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Heard a lot about you.
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Heard you have real promise.
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Yeah.
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Gonna win a lot of fights. Yeah.
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But you're not
gonna win tonight.
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Wilkes is gonna drop
you in the third round.
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Gee, no wonder Jack didn't
want you to talk to me.
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You're so discouraging.
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I represent some people
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who've bet a lot of
money against you.
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Oh, no.
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Are they right very often?
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Oh, wait, don't tell me, man.
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This could shake my confidence.
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Think I better try a
different approach.
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I want you to take a dive.
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In the third round.
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In the ring.
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Tonight.
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You want me to throw the fight?
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That's what I'm asking.
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I thought so.
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Well, you can forget it.
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You cooperate,
we'll make things easy for you.
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Money, training, uh,
good fight dates.
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You know, a chance to move up.
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Losing this fight could be
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the best thing you ever
did for your career.
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But you cross me,
you're gonna be sorry.
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Hey, you know,
you're the kind of guy
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that gives Italians a bad name.
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I'm not Italian.
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Well,
do they know you're doing this?
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Think it over, kid.
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Don't be a sap.
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I'm sorry, Tony,
but these kind of things happen.
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It's okay. Just tell me what
round you're going down in,
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so I can help you
make it look good.
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Ah, forget it.
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You ain't gonna have to do that,
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'cause I ain't laying
down for that guy.
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Tony, think about it.
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Frank must have made
some good offers.
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Money, fights, a better manager.
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Better manager?
What do I need a better manager for?
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I got you, Jack.
When it comes to training fighters,
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you wrote the book, bud.
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I know you think so,
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but I'm not that great.
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I mean, jumping rope for timing,
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I didn't really think that up.
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How about,
how about running for stamina?
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I hate to burst your
bubble, kid,
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but, uh,
that's older than jumping rope.
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How about improving
the speed of my punches
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by shaving my forearms?
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You mean,
my wind resistance theory?
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See?
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The point is you're
a great manager.
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And we're gonna go out there
together, and we're gonna win.
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I'm proud of you, Tony.
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You got a lot of guts
standing up to those guys.
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I'm gonna be with you all the
way, in spirit.
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What do you mean "in spirit"?
I mean, ain't you
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gonna be in my corner?
Don't you care?
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Of course, I care.
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And I want to hear all
about it after the fight.
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You call me at my sister's
place in union city.
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Use a pay phone.
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I'll call you.
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See ya.
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Yeah, well,
i'm glad you're gone.
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I don't need your help anyway.
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I don't need nobody's help.
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I'll win this fight
alone with nobody's help.
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Excuse me, somebody, please!
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Banta, wilkes, no head
butting, no low blows.
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In the event of a knockdown,
go to a neutral corner.
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Shake hands.
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And good luck.
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Hey, I feel sorry for you, man.
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You're fighting an
angry man with a cause.
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And I hope you
bet a lot of money
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on your boy, 'cause you're
gonna lose it tonight, see?
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I'm gonna pulverize him.
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You're going down hard
tonight, man.
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Tony banta don't take
no dives for nobody.
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I know, man. That's why they
got me to take the dive.
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You're taking the dive?
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That's right!
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You're a disgrace!
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I know, man, but tag me a good
one so I can go down, okay?
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Break it up!
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No, man,
I don't want no part of this.
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Come on, man, I need the dough!
No, no.
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Go to a neutral corner.
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Six, seven...
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How do you live with yourself?
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Eight, nine, ten!
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You're out!
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Oh, Tony, that was a tough
decision you had to make.
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I respect your choice.
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It makes me want to hear
what you think I should do.
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Well, I'm flattered.
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I think you should ask Alex.
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No, Tony.
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Now, look,
I don't want that responsibility.
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Ahh... thank you.
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Tony,
I want to hear what you think.
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Okay, here goes.
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Think you should wait.
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Think you should hang in there,
stay cool, and sooner or later,
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even though he says
he's not going to,
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Alex is gonna tell
you what to do.
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Hey, come on, Tony.
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Nardo, you're wasting your time
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listening to profiles
in sewage here.
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You want some real help?
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You listen to a success story...
mine.
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I don't want to hear this story.
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Oh, I do, I do.
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I have been looking for
something to fill the void
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ever since my last canker sore.
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Come on, Louie, tell.
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I was at the lowest
point in my life...
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Toiling at a menial,
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dead-end job,
far beneath my dignity
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as a human being.
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Hey, what were you doing, Louie?
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I was a cabdriver.
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What?!
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Only $25 for an entire shift?
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Oh, this is just terrible.
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It's terrible.
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I know how you feel, son.
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I'll tell you what,
I'll give you a little something
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that'll pick your
spirits up a wee bit.
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A little slice of heaven.
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A piece of my wife's peach pie.
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You know, I was saving
it for myself for lunch,
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but I'm thinking that you'll
need it more than I do.
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Oh, you still haven't
cured that cold yet,
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have you, Phillipe?
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Well, let me set
aside cab 512 for you.
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It's got the best
heater in the fleet.
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Thanks a lot.
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Top o' the morning to
you, Louie.
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Cram it up your bagpipe.
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Well, it so happens
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I've got a little something here
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that'll make you
feel a tad happier.
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Forget it.
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Your wife's peach slop
gives me the trots.
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Anybody for a game
of strip poker?
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A pair or better to open, Lydia.
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Whoo!
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Uh, Louie?
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Yeah?
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Could I have a word with you?
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Ah, sure.
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See, i-I've got to take
my sister to the doctor's.
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Nothing serious, mind you.
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Oh, you don't know
how relieved I am.
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Well, you see,
you're the only man
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who knows this job as well as I
do, so if you
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could take charge of the
office for a couple of hours,
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I'd be everlastingly grateful
to you for the wee favor.
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Are you kidding?
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You want me to give up two
hours of tips and fares
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to sit in the cage while
you're off goldbricking
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at a doctor's office? Ha!
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I'm sorry it has to come to
this, but, uh,
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if you force me to order
you, Louie, I will.
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Go on, go on.
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Aw, come on.
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Eh...
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All right, all right.
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All right, but don't think
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you're gonna make a habit of this.
All right.
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How about letting them
know who's in charge here?
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Uh, attention, everybody!
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Hey, wh-what's the matter with
this, it doesn't work?
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Now, why would a person
want to blast their voice
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over a loudspeaker when they
could talk to them very...
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Now, hear this!
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For the next two hours,
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Louie de palma,
totally against his will,
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is gonna be squandering
his precious talent
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00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:46,798
sitting in a cage doing a
job a chimpanzee could do.
260
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:51,102
Louie, I'll be back shortly.
261
00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:56,006
Uh, I'm sorry,
but I'll be making it up to you.
262
00:12:56,075 --> 00:12:58,543
I promise. In fact, you
know, I'll tell you what.
263
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,811
I'll get me missus
to bake a brown Betty
264
00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:03,147
for the company picnic...
how's that?
265
00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:05,983
Yeah,
who's gonna bring the bromo?
266
00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:10,921
All right, all right,
267
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:14,058
let's get some butts
on the road here.
268
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:19,497
Um... Rodriguez, cab 222.
269
00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:22,366
Louie,
Tom said I could have cab 512.
270
00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:24,935
'Cause I got a cold,
and it's got the best heater.
271
00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:27,938
Did he say he'd wipe
your nose for you, too?
272
00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:32,076
Beat it! This job stinks enough
without being a baby-sitter.
273
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,344
Louie.
274
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:34,745
What?
275
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,081
Five bucks for a
cab with a heater?
276
00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:57,001
Yeah, I was around then.
277
00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:58,703
It took Louie one week
278
00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:01,005
to undermine poor
old Tom's authority,
279
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:02,240
shake his confidence
280
00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:04,442
and drive him right
into retirement.
281
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,777
Thanks for spoiling the
ending, reiger!
282
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,741
Aw, what the hell,
I'll tell you anyway.
283
00:14:09,783 --> 00:14:11,115
Oh.
284
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,550
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
285
00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:15,620
I wasn't the end of the
world for that old geezer.
286
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,322
He became a crosswalk guard.
287
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:21,459
So, uh,
what was Louie's crossroad,
288
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:24,228
when he decided to crawl
out from under the rock?
289
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:25,729
No, it was, uh...
290
00:14:25,799 --> 00:14:27,865
In fact, no, that's what it was.
291
00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:30,367
Oh, come on, you guys,
help me decide this.
292
00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:31,368
Yeah, yeah.
293
00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:33,504
Let's see, let's see.
294
00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:39,577
Uh... e-excuse me, fellas.
295
00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:42,546
I have a story to tell Elaine.
296
00:14:42,616 --> 00:14:45,750
Hey, Jim, does it have anything to
do with what we're talking about?
297
00:14:45,819 --> 00:14:48,519
One can only hope.
298
00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:55,893
It was...
long ago, a simpler time.
299
00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:07,772
These brownies are great.
300
00:15:07,841 --> 00:15:09,774
I'm really stoned.
301
00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:26,957
Oh, wow.
302
00:15:27,026 --> 00:15:28,492
Far out.
303
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:31,729
Everything is just so beautiful!
304
00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:35,566
I'm just embarrassed that you're
seeing me crying like a baby.
305
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:39,937
Gordon...
Gordon, you're not crying.
306
00:15:40,006 --> 00:15:42,773
W-Well, what am I doing?
307
00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:44,074
You're smiling and happy.
308
00:15:44,143 --> 00:15:46,443
Great! Great.
309
00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:48,679
I'm smiling.
310
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:50,781
I'm happy.
311
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:03,561
Jim, watch this.
312
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,262
It is psychedelic.
313
00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:07,765
Heather,
I have seen a lava lamp.
314
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:11,101
They're very colorful and
amusing for about five seconds.
315
00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:14,238
Now, let's go to the library
and do some studying.
316
00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:16,473
Jimmy,
sometimes you are such a drag.
317
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:19,643
Hey, I like to party as
much as the next guy.
318
00:16:19,713 --> 00:16:22,880
Yeah,
if the next guy is a quaker.
319
00:16:25,117 --> 00:16:29,554
Congratulations, Gordon,
that was almost a complete sentence.
320
00:16:31,725 --> 00:16:33,324
Really?
321
00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:36,894
Well, if you will excuse me,
322
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:39,263
I have some studying
to do in the library.
323
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:43,734
Aw, Jim, Jim...
don't you understand?
324
00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:46,504
Huh? I mean, all the studying,
325
00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:50,140
all the books and
all the libraries
326
00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:52,409
and all the gymnasiums...
327
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:57,147
I forgot my thought!
328
00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:03,054
Jim, just sit down for a while
329
00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:05,189
and have a brownie with us.
330
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:06,523
Oh, no.
331
00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:08,659
Are those funny brownies?
332
00:17:08,727 --> 00:17:10,328
Funny brownies?
333
00:17:10,396 --> 00:17:13,331
Don't get cute, Heather.
334
00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:14,876
You love it when I'm cute.
Oh, don't...
335
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:17,301
All right, come on, stop
it, stop it, stop it.
336
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,936
Come on.
337
00:17:19,004 --> 00:17:22,005
Come on, I love it,
I love it, okay, I...
338
00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:28,045
Now, come on, Heather,
what's in the brownies?
339
00:17:28,113 --> 00:17:31,349
Sugar, eggs, chocolate,
marijuana, flour and walnuts.
340
00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:34,751
You've been feeding us walnuts?!
341
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:36,420
I-I will study here,
342
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:38,489
but I can't have
any distractions
343
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:41,458
because I'm doing my term
paper on plutarch's lives.
344
00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:42,727
So...
345
00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:44,895
The music and the
brownies have to go,
346
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:48,799
and I'm pulling the
plug on the groovy lamp.
347
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,340
Oh, so what are we
supposed to do now?
348
00:17:57,776 --> 00:18:00,745
I have a suggestion:
We could study.
349
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,846
Let's split.
350
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:07,318
Well, I'm taking my lamp.
351
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:10,754
Later.
352
00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:32,743
Heather,
I think we better have a talk.
353
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,680
I'll catch up with
you guys later.
354
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:38,916
Yo! Gordon: Okay, Heather...
355
00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:51,028
You've changed.
356
00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:53,030
Jimmy,
I'm just doing my own thing.
357
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:54,532
You should try it.
358
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:55,966
When are you gonna realize
359
00:18:56,035 --> 00:18:58,169
that it's not just
doing your own thing,
360
00:18:58,237 --> 00:19:00,237
it's doing the right thing?!
361
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:03,040
We're not here to
party or to protest,
362
00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:05,109
but to learn.
363
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:07,845
Who is gonna be the
leaders of tomorrow?
364
00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:25,095
How did you guys beat me here?
365
00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:31,903
Gordon, this is our room.
366
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:34,905
I thought the ceiling
looked familiar.
367
00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:41,412
Really good band.
368
00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:46,984
And you think Mr. Fog over
there is more fun than I am?
369
00:19:47,052 --> 00:19:50,320
Jimmy, I like it that you're a
serious, motivated person
370
00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:52,990
who wants so much to
realize his potential,
371
00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:55,326
but you've got to have some fun.
372
00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:56,560
I know that!
373
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:59,229
Don't you think I want
to be a rounded person?
374
00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:01,032
But I do have fun, though.
375
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:03,367
The glee club is great fun.
376
00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:10,173
I don't need drugs to have fun!
377
00:20:10,242 --> 00:20:11,842
I get high on life.
378
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,611
I very high on life.
379
00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:16,680
As a matter of fact,
I'm high right now!
380
00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:21,285
Jimmy,
everybody's doing marijuana.
381
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:24,689
It's something I enjoy,
and I want to share it with my boyfriend.
382
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,123
Is that so terrible?
383
00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:28,892
The best available
research indicates
384
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:31,195
that for some people
it's habit-forming
385
00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:33,364
and leads to harder drugs.
386
00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:37,201
And, who knows,
I could be one of those people.
387
00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,671
You can't reject it
until you try it.
388
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,873
- Come on, please?
- Oh, Heather,
389
00:20:42,941 --> 00:20:46,243
first you nag me
into premarital sex.
390
00:20:49,481 --> 00:20:51,581
Okay, I'll give you that.
391
00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:54,885
Come on.
392
00:20:57,990 --> 00:21:00,257
For our relationship, okay?
393
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,295
Okay.
394
00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:06,363
If I try it once,
395
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:09,567
will you promise never
to bring it up again?
396
00:21:09,635 --> 00:21:10,901
Yes.
397
00:21:48,174 --> 00:21:49,339
Okay.
398
00:21:50,576 --> 00:21:52,042
I've done it.
399
00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:53,277
It's over with.
400
00:21:53,345 --> 00:21:55,179
I don't want to
hear about it again.
401
00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:57,514
And let's just hope
it's not habit-forming.
402
00:21:58,451 --> 00:22:00,184
Jimmy?
403
00:22:05,925 --> 00:22:07,324
Are you all right?
404
00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:10,027
I'm fine.
405
00:22:10,096 --> 00:22:12,029
Now, let's go study.
406
00:23:07,186 --> 00:23:08,652
Good night, Mr. Walters!
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