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Hello, Arlene.
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Hello, Jose.
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Hello, Dwayne.
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Hello, Billy.
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Hello, Ruby.
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A man is nothing
without friends.
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Boy, are you in a good mood
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today. Yes.
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You know that nagging
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multiple personalities
problem I had?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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It is gone. I am cured.
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You sure, latka?
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Yes.
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I knew you would be skeptical,
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so I brought my therapist
so she could meet you.
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Yeah?
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Please... therapist.
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It's probably a witch doctor.
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This guy goes to a
therapist like...
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Look what you gave me...
three twos.
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Yikes!
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This is Elaine.
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Hello.
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Hello. I'm Dr. Joyce brothers.
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And this is Tony.
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Hi, Tony.
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And this is Alex.
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Well, hello there.
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Nice to meet you, Alex.
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It is! It is!
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It's Dr. Joyce brothers!
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I got to thank you.
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You helped me get
through puberty.
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Dr. Brothers, sit down, please.
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I'd love to, thank you.
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Join us.
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Latka loves you all so much.
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He wanted me to meet you.
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How did you come to treat latka?
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Well, I was on a phone-in talk
show, and latka called.
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Since I'd never
treated his particular
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dissociative personality
disorder before,
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I offered to see him regularly.
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Huh. Dr. Brothers: I am
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very confident that latka has
the situation under control.
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All right, latka.
Way to go, doc! Fantastic!
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Way to go! Oh, we're so grateful to
you, Dr. Brothers.
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Well, thank you.
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Come on.
I will show you where I work.
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I'd love to see it.
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This is great. Sit down.
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I'd best be going.
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Latka,
you have my telephone number.
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Use it whenever you
want to speak to me.
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Nice meeting all of you.
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Nice to see you. Yeah.
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Bye-bye.
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Dr. Brothers.
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Dr. Joyce brothers?
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That's right.
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Whoo!
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I have a question to ask you.
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What is it?
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Are you visiting the garage,
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or am I on the
merv Griffin show?
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We're in the garage.
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That's too bad.
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'Cause I have a story
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that merv would've loved.
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Oh, latka, it's so good
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to have you back
with us full time.
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Yeah. Latka.
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Come on, sit down.
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Latka!
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You know, eh,
Dr. Brothers told me it's okay now.
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I can lead a normal life,
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and, uh, I can go to the job,
and I can make new friends.
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As a matter of fact,
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I am going to ask
simka to marry me.
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Yeah! Yeah! That's wonderful.
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I love her. She...
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Ooh, now, wait a minute.
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How come you don't look happier?
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Because I am not American,
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where the wedding is
nothing but a celebration
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for two people to
being together.
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Simka and I are orthodox.
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By tradition, demands
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that we go through
from the proposal
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to the last moment
of the ceremony...
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We have to go through
a series of tests.
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And if we fail even
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one test,
we never to be married.
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You're kidding.
So, why do you guys
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- put up with this?
- Well, because
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in my country, there is a
belief, and rightly so,
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that the only thing
that separates us
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from the animals are
mindless superstition
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and pointless rituals.
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Well, I don't care what you
say, latka.
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I think it's great
you're getting married.
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Yeah. Me, too. Me, too.
Yeah! Great. It's great.
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Fantastic.
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Good.
Then you can be my gewirtzal.
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Your gewirtzal? Yes.
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I'd be proud to
be your gewirtzal.
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What is that? Like a best man?
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No, it is the one who
has to propose for me.
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Oh.
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Usually it's an old hag or a
leper or the village idiot.
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But you'll do in a pinch.
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Latka, I just hope I
remember everything.
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I mean,
I had to learn a lot of, uh,
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ancient ritual in just one week.
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Hmm. Don't worry.
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You'll be fine.
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Once simka knows that
you are proposing,
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she will know what to do,
and she will help you.
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Yeah, I hope so.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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She's early, isn't she?
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That's early, isn't it?
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Yes.
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Uh, listen, latka, uh...
I, uh...
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Good luck, uh, to both of us.
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Hello, latka.
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I'm ready for our date.
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Hello, simka.
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I have a special
surprise for you.
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Oh, boy. What is it?
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I will show it to you now.
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Oh, goody.
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That's it?
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You're just going
to grepse at me?
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Uh...
iska bedesko, iska bedasko.
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Bushky, bushky.
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Da.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Yiskuk. Yiskuk.
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Yis... kuk!
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Uh... uh, simka, I, uh...
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I-I really don't
know your language,
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so, uh, I'm gonna have to
do the rest in English.
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Is that all right?
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Oh, that's okay.
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You do it in any
language you want.
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I'm just glad
you're not a leper.
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There is our fine young prince.
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You have to sing it.
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Sing it? I can't sing it.
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You have to.
You have to do it beautiful,
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or else she won't accept.
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I can't sing. You have to.
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I can't! Sing it.
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Oy...
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I am going to die a bachelor.
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Oh, simka, simka, listen to me.
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Latka is the... is...
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He's the hardest-working,
most sincere,
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most loving man I've ever met.
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Have you ever noticed
how his face lights up
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just when you walk in a room?
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If-if you marry latka,
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your lives will be very happy,
because you love each other,
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and you're both sweet,
wonderful people.
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And he'll be devoted to you
for the rest of your life.
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Simka,
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I've never met two people
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more suited to each
other than you and latka.
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What do you say?
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What do you say?
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You... you have grabbed
the nose of the gewirtzal
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and made me the
happiest man alive.
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And you?
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Of course.
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Oh. Continue to wait.
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Okay.
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Mama, you will give us
your blessing tonight,
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won't you?
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Latka, you know better.
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It all depends on how she reacts
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when I tell her the murzik.
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You are still waiting?
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You betcha.
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Ah.
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Latka, go now.
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You know,
no man has ever been allowed
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to hear what i'm
about to tell her.
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Hmm.
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Simka dahblitz?
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Greta gravas?
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So, you want to marry my latka?
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Yes, Mrs. Gravas.
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Oh, I love him!
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Love.
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Mrs. Gravas,
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I want so much to marry latka,
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and I want
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so much to hear the
wisdom of my culture.
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Please, tell me the murzik.
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Listen carefully to
me, my child.
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I will tell you the murzik.
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Men are nothing but lazy
lumps of drunken flesh.
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They crowd you in bed,
get you all worked up,
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and then before you can
say, "is that all there is?"
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That's all there is.
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They pass out smokes
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when you are still whimpering
from pain of delivery.
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Your flaxen hair will
become like dead grass,
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and your once firm breasts
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will fall to the floor.
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Thank you.
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I will store that away.
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Do you still want to
marry my son latka?
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Almost more than ever.
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Very well.
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But before I can
give you my blessing
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to marry my beloved son,
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you must first kiss
your mother-in-law
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on the cheek.
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Okay.
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You cannot walk on
my son's furniture.
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You won't bend?
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Mothers-in-law are forbidden
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by tradition to bend.
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This place certainly
looks more cheerful.
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I hardly recognize it.
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Yeah, well I do.
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Be it ever so humble,
there's no place like hell.
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A sense of humor can cushion you
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from the harsh
realities of life.
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It can also make you
seem like a real bummer.
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Don't take me seriously.
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I'm flirting with you.
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Oh.
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Of course, I'm happily married,
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but an innocent flirtation
can be harmless and pleasant,
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and can reinforce our
sexual identities.
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She's fun when she lets her hair
down, isn't she?
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Hey, I can't believe it.
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After all the problems,
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latka and simka are
finally gonna get married.
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What a great day this
must be for them, huh?
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Yeah. Geez.
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Salud.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Excuse me, can I ask you a question?
Certainly.
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Well,
why are those women so unhappy?
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Oh, they are lamenting
the bride's future
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as slave to her husband
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and the groom's burden
of family responsibility
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which will eventually crush him.
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You must be latka's American friends.
Mm-hmm.
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Yes. I am mascha
from latka's country.
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Hey, masch, how are ya?
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Nice to meet ya.
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What about your accent?
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Oh, I live in London
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where I work as a
weatherman for the BBC.
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I'll be translating
the ceremony.
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Do you have any questions?
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Uh, I can't think of any.
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What about "what is
the most unusual thing"
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about our ceremony?"
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Well, that's a good one.
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The most unusual thing is
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that it is rather a
test than a ceremony.
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Um, if the bride and groom fail
271
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to answer any of
the key questions,
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they can never be married.
273
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Hmm. Well, thanks for asking.
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Aha, the priest is ready.
275
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:55,553
Would everybody
please be seated?
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Let the wedding of
latka and simka begin.
277
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The honorable h.L.
Gorki presiding.
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And now the bride.
279
00:16:30,724 --> 00:16:34,158
Oh, she looks so
beautiful in her costume.
280
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:36,160
You're not gonna cry.
281
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:38,662
I don't think I can help
it, Alex.
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00:16:38,732 --> 00:16:41,332
To truly understand the feelings
283
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,234
and emotions of their mate,
284
00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:45,269
the bride and groom must marry
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in each other's clothes.
286
00:16:47,941 --> 00:16:50,874
And now the groom.
287
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:06,257
You don't know how
long I have waited
288
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to see you in your
father's wedding dress.
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00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,476
The priest...
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00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:28,479
Will now place a crown of rue
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00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:31,048
on the bride's head.
292
00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:33,084
If she can walk amongst us
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without it falling,
294
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she will be proven a virgin,
295
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and the ceremony may continue.
296
00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:01,111
My beloved family and friends...
297
00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:04,282
This was just a
horrible accident.
298
00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:08,952
You must believe
that never have I,
299
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:12,456
this innocent, untried girl,
300
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,858
ever been with a man.
301
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:19,196
Never have I felt a man's warm,
302
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moist lips pressing
303
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:26,203
against my waiting mouth.
304
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:32,209
Nor have I felt the
hot flesh of a lover...
305
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,545
Turning at night,
306
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:39,450
his muscular arm resting
against my stomach,
307
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:45,590
my breath coming quick,
senses heightened,
308
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:49,126
the air humid... simka!
309
00:18:49,195 --> 00:18:51,128
Simka!
310
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,133
Oh.
311
00:18:56,202 --> 00:18:59,036
I'm finished.
312
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:09,213
The priest has given
his blessing...
313
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,683
And has signaled
314
00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:15,019
for the ritual of
questions to begin.
315
00:19:15,088 --> 00:19:16,520
Abee.
316
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:18,522
Question number one.
317
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:23,527
Who is it who is
not your brother...
318
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:27,898
Yet he is your father's son?
319
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:37,608
It is me.
320
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:39,277
Ibbida. That is right!
321
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,515
Number two.
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00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,685
What is the greatest gift
323
00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:51,021
one person can give to another?
324
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:55,358
She said $5,100.
325
00:19:58,464 --> 00:19:59,563
Ibbida.
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00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:02,433
That is right.
327
00:20:10,143 --> 00:20:12,075
You now have two right.
328
00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:15,045
Get this next one right...
329
00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:18,315
And I can pronounce
you man and wife.
330
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:23,186
And the joyful dance of
the plumitz will begin.
331
00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:26,891
Latka!
332
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,893
Latka!
333
00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:40,971
Latka!
334
00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:51,849
There is a beautiful baby.
335
00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:54,351
And there is simka.
336
00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:02,927
A wild boar is charging.
337
00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:07,097
You can save only one.
338
00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:09,366
Who do you save?
339
00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:13,471
The kid.
340
00:21:13,539 --> 00:21:14,950
Yourself!
341
00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:20,911
Latka?
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00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:26,917
Uh...
343
00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:28,084
Simka.
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00:21:39,398 --> 00:21:41,165
That was the wrong answer.
345
00:21:41,234 --> 00:21:42,766
You have failed the test.
346
00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:44,335
There will be no wedding.
347
00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:46,337
Grechnipa. Good-bye.
348
00:21:49,575 --> 00:21:52,843
Wait! I will not allow this!
349
00:21:54,947 --> 00:21:58,883
What do some ancient
questions have to do
350
00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:01,718
with two people who
love each other?
351
00:22:03,589 --> 00:22:06,524
Latka's my life.
352
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:10,928
If you will not marry us,
353
00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:13,931
then we will marry
some place else.
354
00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:17,601
We must be together.
355
00:22:24,277 --> 00:22:27,210
That is exactly what the
priest wanted to hear.
356
00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:32,916
That was the final test.
357
00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:36,019
One of them had to stand up
358
00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:37,187
and demand to be married.
359
00:22:41,827 --> 00:22:44,762
Latka, simka...
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00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:52,769
May the stars shine upon you.
361
00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:56,440
And Grant you many children.
362
00:22:58,177 --> 00:23:00,444
You are now husband and wife.
363
00:23:01,914 --> 00:23:03,747
Plumitz!
364
00:23:03,816 --> 00:23:06,316
Plumitz, plumitz, plumitz!
365
00:23:53,699 --> 00:23:55,166
Good night, Mr. Walters!
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