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Next.
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Okay, to the n-e-g-a-t-e.
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"Negate" for, uh, nine points.
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Uh, mind if I play?
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Huh?
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No, be my guest.
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I can't make anything out
of those letters anyway.
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Blorf.
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How many points?
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That isn't a word.
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Is it?
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No! I'm sorry, Jim,
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but that's not a word... blorf.
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Yes?
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Did someone call me?
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No.
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Oh, I thought I heard
someone say blorf.
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Blorf was my nickname
in the old country.
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Kids can be cruel.
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Thanks a lot, Jim.
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Thanks very much. Sure.
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Ooh, what are these tickets
in your pocket, huh?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Instead of a tip,
some fare gave me
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tickets to see Itzhak perlman.
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Jim... Itzhak perlman is
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the greatest violinist
in the world.
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Oh-oh-oh.
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I-I thought it was
a religious service.
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Uh, um, who wants to go with me?
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Oh, I'd love to go.
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That sounds great to me.
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Well, I guess I'm gonna
have to choose between
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Elaine and Alex.
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Oh!
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This is gonna be a tough choice.
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They're both good friends.
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Elaine is a beautiful girl.
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Huh?
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And Alex...
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Is not a beautiful girl.
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No contest.
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I choose Elaine.
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Oh, boy,
that was a piece of cake!
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Who is it?
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Jim ignatowski.
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Hi.
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My god.
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What, what, what?
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No, no, no, no, nothing bad.
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It's just that you're gorgeous.
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Oh, that?
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Uh, thank you.
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I-I...
I never tire of hearing that.
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My gosh.
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Flowers for a beautiful woman.
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Oh, thank you.
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A...
corsage for a beautiful woman.
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Oh, Jim.
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Oh.
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A box of chocolates...
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For a b-beautiful woman.
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Oh.
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A-A pen and pencil set...
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For a beautiful woman.
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Thank you.
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A dozen lamb chops...
Or navel oranges.
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I forget which.
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And... a Yoda doll
for a beautiful woman.
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Jim, you shouldn't have.
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Oh, it was nothing.
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So, uh... you all set to go?
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Jim, i-I'm in my bathrobe.
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Oh.
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Phew.
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Boy, I thought that
was an ugly gown.
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What are you doing here now?
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Well, I gue...
I was a little anxious,
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so I guess I got here early.
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Listen,
you take your time and get ready,
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and I'll wait out
in the hallway.
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The concert is tomorrow.
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Oh.
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No problem.
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I brought a book.
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Jim, don't you think it
would be better for you
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if you went home and
then came back tomorrow
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instead of waiting
out there all night?
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Nope.
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But, uh, I could, if you want.
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If you want to race the clock.
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Let's do that.
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Okey-doke. Okay.
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I don't want to show up
tomorrow empty-handed.
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The vest matches.
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I know, I know.
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Oh, my god, that's Mrs. Weber.
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She's one of my art
gallery's biggest clients.
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Well,
she could lose a pound or two.
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Shh.
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Let's say hello.
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No, no, no, no.
I-I don't want her to see me with...
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Uh, I-I don't want
to see her right now.
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Why-why don't we just face this
way, okay?
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Elaine?
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Elaine nardo, is that you?
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Mrs. Weber.
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Well, how nice to see you here.
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How are you? Oh, fine.
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And-and you?
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Fine, thank you.
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I loved Mr. Perlman.
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Oh, he was wonderful.
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Mm.
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Oh, Mrs.
Weber, this is Jim ignatowski.
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How do you do, Mr. Ignatowski?
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Hello.
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He's an attractive man, Elaine.
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If I were ten years younger,
I'd steal him away from you.
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It was nice meeting
you, Mr. Ignatowski.
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Oh, I just had a thought.
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I'm having a musicale on sunday.
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Many of the creative community
will be there, Elaine.
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I think you'd
enjoy knowing them,
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and it'll give us
a chance to talk.
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Oh, thank you, Mrs. Weber.
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I'd love to.
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Good. I'll expect both of you.
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Can I count on it?
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Well, I don't... you bet.
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It'll be 6:00, uh, formal.
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Call my secretary for
directions, will you?
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I'm going home now to talk
with cook about the menu.
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How does squab sound?
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Something like this.
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Jim, please.
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What are you doing, Alex?
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I'm rapid reading.
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It's a new power reading
method I'm learning.
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Pretty impressive, isn't it?
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I'll say.
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Wow. What are you reading?
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I have no idea.
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You don't know what
you're reading?
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Not a word.
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Alex, I have a terrible problem.
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- I have to talk to you.
- Yeah, just a minute,
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just a minute.
I'm almost finished.
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I'll help.
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Anything need rubbing?
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Well, would you come on?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
just a second, just a second.
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Okay, what? What's the problem?
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Last night at the concert,
I ran into Elizabeth weber.
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She's one of the most
influential people in society,
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and she invited me to a party
at her house where everyone
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who's anyone in the new York
art world will be there.
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Get to the point, Elaine.
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Can't you see that I'm in
the middle of... Moby dick?
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Hey.
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Alex, the contacts I
could make at this party,
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well, I'd need 20 years
of working in the gallery
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to do something like that.
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I mean, my entire career could
be determined in this one night.
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My bosses aren't even invited.
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They would kill to be there.
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The point, Elaine,
get to the point.
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Shut up, reiger,
and she'll get to the point.
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Thank you.
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The point is, it's the most
important night of my life,
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and Jim has been
invited as my date.
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I'm sorry, Elaine.
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I mean,
I-I understand your situation,
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because I can just realize
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what Jim might do at
an affair like that.
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Alex. I'm sorry.
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Come on,
can't you see the humor in this?
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There is no humor in this.
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Alex, you weren't there last
night when the conductor
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walked down to the podium and Jim
yelled, "down in front!"
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Stop it!
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Stop laughing at
me, both of you!
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This is a problem and
you're not helping!
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Okay, okay, reiger,
reiger, enough is enough.
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Okay, okay.
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I'm sorry, Elaine, I'm sorry.
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I don't mean to
sound unsympathetic,
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but, uh, all right,
you do have a real problem.
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Yes.
Well, what are you gonna do?
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I mean, all you can do is just
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go with him and
hope for the best.
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Oh, the best?
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Alex, this is a man who,
during the slow passages,
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rolled up his program and blew
salted nuts into the tuba.
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Aw, come on.
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Reiger, reiger!
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Cut it out, huh?!
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Can't you see she's
reaching out to us?
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I'm sorry, Elaine.
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Come on,
she's asking our advice...
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Okay... because she doesn't
want to hurt iggy's feelings.
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Exactly.
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She cannot take
him to this party,
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because he'll obviously blow
this opportunity for her.
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Yeah. And she'll regret it
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for the rest of her life.
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God, look who understands me.
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You know the difference
between people like you
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and people like me, nardo?
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Yeah,
two million years of evolution.
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Will you shut up, reiger?
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Go on, Louie.
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The difference is...
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That I... would dump him
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without a second thought.
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You'd dump him, but only after
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you tortured yourself with guilt.
Oh, yes!
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Either way,
it's heartbreak hotel for iggy.
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So, make it easy on yourself.
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Do what you have to
do, but do it gentle...
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And quick.
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Well, what do you know.
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Yeah. Hmm.
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Not bad, huh?
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(Quietly: Mm-hmm!
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Think you could've
handled that any better?
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No.
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Oh, yes, I could have!
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Ha!
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Elaine...
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Come on, y-you're getting
all worked up over nothing.
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I mean, you know Jim.
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If the invitation
was made yesterday,
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there's a good chance he won't
even remember being invited.
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I'm sure he doesn't
care about this party.
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I-I'm sure that the whole thing
is completely forgotten by now.
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Yeah.
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Gentle and quick.
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Oh, come on, will ya?
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Listen, Elaine,
just listen to me.
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What do you think?
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Gentle and quick.
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Did you rent that outfit?
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Rent it? Nothing! I bought it!
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The clerk told me that
it would pay for itself
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in six months
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if I became the ambassador
to the court of St. James.
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Well, it looks very nice on you
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and sort of gives you
that devil-may-care look.
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How much did it cost?
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Well, who cares?
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- Can I talk to you a minute?
- You bet.
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Well...
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This would be a lot easier
without the humming.
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It sure would.
Where's that coming from?
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From you.
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Oh.
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Huh.
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Um...
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I want to thank you
again for last night.
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I-I really did
have a lovely time.
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So did I.
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A concert, right?
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Yeah, the concert.
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Good.
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Jim, how would you
feel if I asked you...
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If... I could go to
the party by myself?
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Why, sure, we can meet up there.
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No. I mean...
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What if I asked you
not to go at all?
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Oh, oh, oh.
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It would kill me.
273
00:14:53,492 --> 00:14:57,195
Well, um...
I could make it up to you.
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W-We could go to
a movie sometime.
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A movie?
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Yeah, we could dress up for
it, too.
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For a movie?
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Yeah.
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00:15:08,941 --> 00:15:10,708
Oh, yeah. Oh.
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Yeah, I-I understand.
281
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:16,447
Uh... it's okay.
282
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You go ahead. Uh... yeah.
283
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We'll go to a movie sometime.
284
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I promise you. All right.
285
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Tell me all about the party.
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I will.
287
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:53,517
Jim, how about going
to that party with me?
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Oh.
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00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:59,023
Uh, what'll I wear?
290
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:10,534
Now, Jim, just remember,
291
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,971
with these people,
it's best to listen.
292
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They love to talk.
293
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A-A good listener
will be a big hit.
294
00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:21,445
Don't worry, Elaine,
I'll make you proud.
295
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,215
Aw. Just be careful, okay?
Uh-huh.
296
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:26,117
I mean,
with these kinds of people,
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00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,686
even I don't know
how to act sometimes.
298
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:32,823
Well, then let me give
you a little advice.
299
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When you're talking
to these highbrows,
300
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:39,230
and they get you confused,
301
00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:42,700
the best thing to
do is to stay calm
302
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:44,868
and make small talk.
303
00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:48,606
But... if someone says something
304
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,974
really baffling to you,
305
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:54,778
simply laugh knowingly
and walk away.
306
00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:57,381
Oh, Mrs. Weber, hello.
307
00:16:57,416 --> 00:16:59,717
And, Mr. Ignatowski,
how are you this evening?
308
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,719
Uh...
309
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:03,487
Nice weather we're having.
310
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:07,158
Ah. Wouldn't it be wonderful if
it could always be this nice?
311
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:09,994
Oh... yeah.
312
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,002
Come, Elaine,
313
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,970
there's some people I
want to introduce you to.
314
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,342
Maybe I've become too cautious,
315
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:27,345
or even jaded,
316
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,680
but then every heartbreak seems
317
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,349
to take a little more out of me,
318
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:34,018
and I-I never fully recover.
319
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,554
Well, who does? Oh.
320
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,556
Isn't that the truth?
321
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:41,559
I suppose no one really does.
322
00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:43,561
So, why risk the pain?
323
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,063
I mean, is it worth it?
324
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:46,564
Is anything worth it?
325
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:48,199
Who knows?
326
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:52,537
So why worry about it at
all, right?
327
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,505
Right.
328
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:01,779
Oh, you have a
very sensitive man.
329
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:04,282
Don't lose him.
330
00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:08,118
Thank you so much for letting
me unburden myself on you, Jim.
331
00:18:08,154 --> 00:18:11,222
Do you mind if I give
him a little kiss?
332
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,191
No, I don't mind.
333
00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:19,797
Baby, why don't you
and I get together?
334
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:21,498
What?
335
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,535
What?
336
00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:33,210
What were you two talking about?
337
00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:40,217
Beats me.
338
00:18:40,252 --> 00:18:43,187
It's getting so I can
listen to anything.
339
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:46,924
You're doing a fine job tonight.
340
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,026
Thank you.
341
00:18:49,062 --> 00:18:51,061
Oh, my dearest,
342
00:18:51,096 --> 00:18:52,462
I'm so embarrassed,
343
00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:53,964
I don't know what to do.
344
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,298
The pianist hasn't shown up,
345
00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:57,300
and I promised these
people entertainment.
346
00:18:57,336 --> 00:18:58,836
Where could I go
347
00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:00,972
to substitute for someone
at this late hour?
348
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:02,806
You're looking at him.
349
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:03,842
Oh!
350
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:07,945
Jim... oh, Mr. Ignatowski, you?
351
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,447
I'd be delighted
352
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,783
to help you out of a tight spot.
353
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,318
Oh, no, no, no, no, Jim.
354
00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:16,354
He's just kidding, really.
355
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:17,822
He-he loves to kid.
356
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,824
Oh, she...
357
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:21,826
Oh, she's right.
358
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:24,595
But I am dead serious.
359
00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:26,998
Oh, oh, thank you, thank you.
360
00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:29,700
Uh, my friends,
will you take your seats, please?
361
00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:30,745
Jim, you really don't mean this.
362
00:19:30,769 --> 00:19:31,780
I mean, come on, we... Elaine,
363
00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:33,771
please, dear,
will you sit right over here?
364
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:35,106
Thank you, dear.
365
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:42,046
Although this evening's
performer is indisposed,
366
00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:45,550
one of our guests has agreed
to act as substitute...
367
00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:48,686
Mr. James ignatowski.
368
00:19:50,489 --> 00:19:52,957
And we have miss Elaine nardo,
369
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:56,227
as our sponsor and for
our good fortune to thank.
370
00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:57,262
Hear, hear.
371
00:19:57,296 --> 00:19:59,763
Uh, stand up, Elaine.
372
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,835
Thank you.
373
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,804
I wish I were dead.
374
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:13,610
My impression of a water cooler.
375
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:34,532
You ain't seen nothing yet.
376
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:37,568
He's a veteran! Oh.
377
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:48,346
And now,
for you mime enthusiasts...
378
00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:53,584
Here's one that never
fails to delight.
379
00:20:53,619 --> 00:20:54,651
These people...
380
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:55,830
This is not what
they wanted to see.
381
00:20:55,854 --> 00:20:56,865
They wanted to hear music.
382
00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:58,722
Well, why didn't they say so?
383
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:00,068
Jim, why don't we just leave?
I'll give it...
384
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,392
I'll give it a shot.
385
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,494
Please, can't we...
386
00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:13,838
Here goes.
387
00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:45,602
Oh, the hell with it!
388
00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:01,419
I must've had music lessons!
389
00:22:55,574 --> 00:22:58,876
Could you answer a question for me?
Sure. Anything.
390
00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:01,845
Did I have a good time tonight?
391
00:23:35,981 --> 00:23:37,481
Good night, Mr. Walters!
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