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Have I ever told you guys
anything about Fred Collins?
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He's got bedroom eyes,
David niven mustache
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and eyes that show you that
he's a little boy after all.
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You just happened to
mention him in passing?
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Well, I'm seeing him tonight.
No!
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Hey, you finally got a
date with the guy, huh?
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Uh, well, no, not exactly,
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but I did find out
that he's going
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to the Japanese costume
show at the metropolitan.
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Oh? It's the cultural
event of the year. Wow.
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And, uh, I just happened to
get myself invited along,
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and I'm gonna be sitting next to
him at the dinner afterwards. Yeah!
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- You got it, you got it.
- Yeah.
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And if that doesn't work,
I'll try something subtle
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like the dance of
the seven veils.
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Don't worry, Elaine,
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it's gonna work; You're a
knockout, baby.
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Oh, I hope so.
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I just want everything to be
so perfect tonight, you know?
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So, that's why I did this.
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Nice outfit. Not bad.
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You mean,
you can't tell the difference?
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Hmm?
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Oh, no!
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I spent $25 on this hairdo.
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Oh, my god, you're right.
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It's not special enough.
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I'm gonna have to do it.
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One of these days,
I'm gonna have to go to Vincenzo seneca.
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That's that place with the
great nude beaches, right?
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Yeah,
but they got spiders this big.
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No.
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Vincenzo seneca is the "in"
hair stylist of New York City.
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Oh, you'll always see
the most gorgeous women
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leaving his salon.
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Yeah.
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You know,
there's no harm in trying
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to get an appointment
today, right?
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I mean, why not?
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Sure.
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You know, I've always wanted
to have my hair styled.
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I need a little help in
this one problem area.
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Cowlick?
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I'll try anything.
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Elaine,
I don't want to say nothing,
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but this guy sounds
pretty expensive.
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Uh-huh,
it could cost me maybe $100.
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Ouch!
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Mm. Hmm.
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Deal.
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All right, gather
around, cabbies,
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gather around.
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Come, come, come, come, come!
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We have a morale problem here.
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You guys are always complaining
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that you're bored,
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that there's nothing
to do in this garage.
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Well,
now you've got something to do.
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Guess what's under here.
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Uh, is it a volleyball?
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Close.
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Allow me to present... pac-man!
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Now,
who is gonna be the lucky pup
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who gets to play the first game?
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Iggy!
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You're a somewhat
compulsive personality.
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Step forward.
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Now...
you see, there's the maze.
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Uh-huh. All right.
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You see the little
things inside the maze?
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They're dots.
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That's right! Oh!
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The dots! Ah!
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Iggy,
you were born to play pac-man!
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Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Now, now the object
of the game uh-huh.
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Is to move that little yellow
circle around with this stick
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and eat up all the dots.
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Oh, wow!
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No, no, no, no, iggy, iggy,
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settle down, settle
down, settle down.
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There's more. More?!
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Now, you see those,
those monsters in the middle?
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Uh-huh. All right,
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they come out... yeah?
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And try and eat you.
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Whoa!
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All right, iggy, iggy...
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Oh, come on, please, boss!
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There's more,
iggy, there's more!
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More! More?!
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Yes, yes.
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More. All right, now,
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you see those white
things flashing?
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Uh-huh.
Well, those are energizers.
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Yeah? Yes.
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If you eat one of those,
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then the monsters turn blue
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and then when you eat them,
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you get points for eating them.
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Oh, oh!
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Iggy, iggy, are you ready?
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Oh, I'm ready, boss!
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All right, all right,
all right, whoa!
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I... I love his enthusiasm.
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Iggy, iggy, okay.
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Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh!
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The first one is on me.
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Ah... now remember... uh-huh.
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You only get three chances.
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Is it over?
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Yeah.
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That was the greatest
thrill of my life!
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I'm glad you liked it!
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All right, iggy, go to it, iggy.
Ah. Oh.
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Guys, oh, I cannot believe this!
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Do you know what?
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There was a cancellation
just a few minutes ago.
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I can see Vincenzo
seneca this afternoon.
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Hey, go, go, go!
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Now all I have to
do is cancel it.
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I can't afford this.
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Of course I can afford this.
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This may be one of the
biggest nights of my life,
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and money is no object.
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Money has to be an object.
I'm a cabbie.
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I am not an extravagant person.
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But I am entitled to
an extravagant fling
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now and then, and this is it.
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This is it.
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I'm going.
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Oh, I'm going.
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I'm going.
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Excuse me, I'm Elaine nardo.
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Hello, your appointment is with?
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Vincenzo.
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Let me see if there's
been a cancellation.
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Oh, no, no, no,
I have an appointment.
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Yes, but he sometimes cancels.
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Creative people.
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No, no,
everything seems to be fine,
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but he is running just
a little bit late.
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Oh, that's okay.
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I can wait.
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Um...
I've never been here before,
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and, uh, I really don't
know what Vincenzo charges.
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So, could you tell me?
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Not that it matters, of course.
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$225 for a seneca design.
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Is that too much?
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No.
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No, it's very reasonable.
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What else are you
interested in today?
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Eyelash tint?
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No.
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Wax? No.
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Facial?
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No.
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A manicure?
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No. No?
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You're quite sure?
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Yes, I'm quite sure.
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Well, while you're waiting,
you may have some wine
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or coffee or...?
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Oh, no thanks.
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Rebecca,
miss Rydell is dry; Comb her out.
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Lamont, clean that up back
there, will you?
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Mike, not too much off the back.
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Oh... oh, Vincenzo,
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I wanted to look marvelous
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at the Japanese opening
at the met tonight
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and you've really done it.
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Oh, how can I thank you?
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Bring me a kimono.
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Oh, oh, I would,
but I think there'll be security guards.
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Then bring me a security guard.
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Oh!
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Is my 1:00 here yet?
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Mm, yes, Vincenzo.
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Hi, I'm Elaine.
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Hello. Hello.
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Well, let's see what we've got.
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I'm also going to the Japanese
costume show at the met,
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and I'd love to look
fantastic, too.
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Mm-hmm.
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Do you usually
cut this yourself?
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No.
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Oh, well, never mind,
just hop up there.
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Now...
Elaine, just as Michelangelo
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discovered the beauty of
David in a slab of marble,
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I shall find in that head of
hair your perfect hairstyle.
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Promise. Okay.
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But who's gonna dress you?
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So, what are we going to do
today, hmm?
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I don't know.
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Well, why don't you tell me
something about yourself?
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Maybe that'll help.
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Well, um...
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I'm a mother and I also
drive a cab part-time
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and I work at an art
gallery part-time
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and I'm gonna have the biggest
night I've had in years
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and I want to look great.
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Cabdriver, really? Mm-hmm.
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How fascinating.
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Well, stick with me,
and you'll become a passenger.
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How about just an edge of
style, hmm?
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Okay. Oh, I know, I know.
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Uh, just a hint of color?
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Oh, Vincenzo, I don't know.
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I'm pretty comfortable
with this color.
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Well, all right, fine.
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We'll stick with I love Lucy.
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Wait.
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Uh, Vincenzo,
I don't mean to offend you or anything.
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It's just that it's so important
to me to look great tonight,
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and, and I really
don't know what I want,
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so I'm just a little nervous.
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I think you should
leave it to me.
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I don't know,
what would you want to...
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I think you should
leave it to me.
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But you don't really know me.
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You want thick,
you want beautiful,
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you want men to drop dead
at the very sight of you.
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Am I right? Exactly.
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I think you should
leave it to me.
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Hmm?
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Well... okay, I'll trust you.
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You won't be disappointed.
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Rebecca, we're gonna
need some green out here.
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Just kidding.
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Just kidding!
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You know,
it's gonna be a marvelous evening.
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This man is so divine,
Vincenzo, you'd love him.
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Can I look now?
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No, no, no, no,
not yet, not yet.
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Oh, my god,
you're gonna love this.
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Really? It's absolutely perfect.
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I hope so.
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I'm so nervous, I can't breathe.
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Are you ready? Yeah.
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Hmm? Okay.
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Too fabulous for you?
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Oh, what did you do?
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What did you do to my hair?!
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You're not unhappy, are you?
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Oh! I knew it! I knew it!
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I should've looked! No!
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Listen, you're just upset
because it's something new.
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Believe me, live with it for a
while, and you'll love it.
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All right, fine,
don't take my word for it.
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People, come around
here, will you, please?
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Now, Elaine isn't quite
sure about her hair.
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Personally,
I think it's tremendous.
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Now,
we'd like some other opinions.
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It's fantastic!
Beautiful! Gorgeous!
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It should go in the book!
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Right.
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Let me get out of here.
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I just want to get out of here.
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Well, I guess I just
can't do cabdrivers.
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00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:16,801
You're kidding me.
262
00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:18,469
Well,
what did you expect me to say?
263
00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:23,474
Hey, Jim.
264
00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:26,477
Have you been at that
machine all day nonstop?
265
00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:28,479
No.
266
00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:30,481
I had to go out
a couple of times
267
00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:32,449
and beg for quarters.
268
00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:38,689
All right, paychecks,
paychecks, everybody.
269
00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:41,693
Badick...
270
00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:43,194
Banta... all right, Lou.
271
00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:44,230
Reiger.
272
00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:46,697
Ignatowski!
273
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,771
Thanks, boss. You're a brick.
274
00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:55,273
Ha ha. Mm, yum, yum, yum.
275
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,175
Yum, yum, yum, yum.
Yum, yum, yum, yum.
276
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:58,476
Ha ha!
277
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:01,913
You know, you're sick, Louie.
278
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,414
You know that?
279
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:06,217
Hey, Jim, come on.
280
00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:08,286
For a guy like you,
this can become an obsession,
281
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,121
you know that?
282
00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:12,456
Why don't you quit before
you've spent all your money?
283
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:14,292
Don't let this happen to
you, Jim.
284
00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:17,128
Lighten up.
285
00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,299
Elaine?
286
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:23,734
Oh, my god, Elaine!
287
00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:26,671
Elaine, hey, no, no, no, no.
288
00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:28,105
Wait, Elaine, it's not that bad.
289
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,141
Stop crying.
290
00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:31,142
No. Who's crying?
291
00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:33,144
Oh, Elaine.
292
00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:34,612
I'm sorry.
293
00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:36,481
I was just looking at
your lovely new hairdo.
294
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:38,282
Oh, don't lie to me, Tony.
295
00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:40,050
It's hideous! It's awful!
296
00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:43,054
I wanted this to be the
biggest night of my life,
297
00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:44,589
and now I can't even go.
298
00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,390
Oh, hey, now, come
on, don't say that.
299
00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:49,060
You-you should go anyway.
300
00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:52,029
Why? So they can serve
hors d'oeuvres on my head?
301
00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:57,836
Why don't you just get it fixed?
302
00:13:57,871 --> 00:13:59,170
I can't fix this!
303
00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:02,173
I can't even get
a comb through it.
304
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:04,175
Once you do this
much to your hair,
305
00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:06,945
you have to leave it alone
for a couple of days.
306
00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:09,446
And if I do anything now,
it'll just fall out in clumps.
307
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:10,948
It might be worth a shot.
308
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:13,251
Tony!
309
00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:15,753
Look, Elaine,
310
00:14:15,789 --> 00:14:17,255
don't get depressed by this.
311
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,257
Oh, I'm not even depressed about
it, Alex.
312
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:21,259
I'm furious! I'm so angry!
313
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:22,760
I'm so mad at that guy!
314
00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:24,595
I'm so mad at myself!
315
00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:25,930
Don't you see, I could have...
316
00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:27,431
I could have asked him
317
00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:29,611
to show me what he was doing in the
mirror, but I didn't.
318
00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:31,435
I just let him intimidate me.
319
00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:33,704
I tried to act like I
was part of his world.
320
00:14:33,739 --> 00:14:35,372
I-I denied who I am.
321
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:36,974
I didn't listen to my instincts.
322
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:37,975
I knew it!
323
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,643
I knew it as I
was sitting there.
324
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:40,679
So what did I do?
325
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,680
I just emptied my
wallet and paid the guy
326
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:46,050
for making me look
like spoiled coleslaw.
327
00:14:46,085 --> 00:14:48,052
Oh, oh, Elaine,
Elaine, Elaine, Elaine,
328
00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:49,720
no, no, no, no,
no, please, please.
329
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:52,690
Hey, Elaine, what's going on?
330
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:56,226
Wait... a minute.
331
00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:58,228
There's something
different about you.
332
00:14:58,264 --> 00:15:00,230
Jim... don't tell me.
333
00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:02,232
Uh, wait a minute,
it's your hair.
334
00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:03,500
Isn't it? Isn't it?
335
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:04,635
Yes!
336
00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:05,671
Hey.
337
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:08,639
They always appreciate it
338
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,908
when you notice
the little things.
339
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:15,646
You know, look at it this way.
340
00:15:15,681 --> 00:15:17,648
At least the worst is over.
341
00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:20,618
Louie isn't here, is he?
342
00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:23,821
Correction.
The worst is yet to come.
343
00:15:23,857 --> 00:15:25,789
Louie, Louie, Louie!
344
00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:29,227
Louie, no.
345
00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:34,198
Louie, Louie.
346
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:37,201
I haven't seen a
mess like that...
347
00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:39,370
Since somebody
stuck a firecracker
348
00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:41,739
up my uncle Emilio's parrot.
349
00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:47,011
Louie, she feels bad enough
350
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:49,948
without having to put up
with those insults of yours.
351
00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:51,215
What insults?
352
00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:53,784
I loved that bird.
353
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,954
Ah, gee-whiz, nardo.
354
00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:57,956
Gee-whiz!
355
00:15:57,991 --> 00:15:59,958
Louie.
356
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:01,960
Gee-whiz, nardo.
357
00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:03,461
Why'd you do it?
358
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,830
I mean, I...
359
00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:08,499
Well, I guess you got a right
to feel self-destructive,
360
00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:09,834
but you could've thought of me.
361
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:13,738
I look forward to
seeing you every day,
362
00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:17,141
like some palookas look
forward to a sunrise.
363
00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:19,143
Well, wh-why'd you do it?
364
00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:22,113
Uh, were you feeling
that self-destructive?
365
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:27,084
Is this a twisted cry for help?
366
00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:30,355
Louie, she didn't want this.
367
00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,389
Some fancy hairdresser
did it to her.
368
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:34,058
Yeah. Is that true?
369
00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:35,059
Yeah.
370
00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:37,061
Oh, geez!
371
00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:38,763
Oh!
372
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,765
Oh! Just forget about it now.
373
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,232
There's nothing I
can do about it.
374
00:16:44,069 --> 00:16:45,303
Wh-what-what do you mean?
375
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,582
Wh-what do you mean,
there's nothing...?
376
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,106
There's gotta be
something she can do.
377
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:52,543
I mean, if a man assaulted her
body, he'd go to jail.
378
00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:55,146
If a man desecrated
a work of art...
379
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:56,613
In the clink.
380
00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:59,082
Maybe I should go over there
and break that guy's head.
381
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:01,052
Now that's something!
An act of barbarism.
382
00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:02,087
Yeah! Wait a minute.
383
00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:03,754
Wait a minute here.
384
00:17:03,789 --> 00:17:05,423
Don't be ridiculous, Tony.
385
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:06,757
You are a professional boxer.
386
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:08,393
You just can't go around...
reiger,
387
00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:09,727
you've seen his fights.
388
00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:12,163
There's not a court in the
land that would buy that one.
389
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,666
Don't listen to him.
390
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:16,878
Even you can take a hairdresser.
391
00:17:16,902 --> 00:17:18,036
Was he big?
392
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:19,115
Hey, now, come on, everybody.
393
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:21,039
Now, just calm down,
just calm down.
394
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:23,074
So he gave her a bad haircut.
395
00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:25,043
That doesn't make him a bad
guy, does it?
396
00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:26,877
He treated me like dirt.
397
00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:29,547
When I was leaving there
crying, he said...
398
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,582
"Well,
I guess I can't do cabdrivers."
399
00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:33,650
Oh, he kills me. He kills me.
Yeah, and then...
400
00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:36,654
And then all the people in the
shop started to laugh at me.
401
00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:38,656
Ooh, dirty rat. What did you do?
402
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:39,990
Nothing.
403
00:17:40,025 --> 00:17:41,225
What could I do?
404
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:43,895
Since when do you
take things like that?
405
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:45,729
You could have asked
for your money back.
406
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,565
You could have demanded
that he redo it.
407
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,233
You could have gotten angry.
408
00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:51,002
I mean,
wh-what is this guy anyway?
409
00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:52,347
I mean, just...
will you give me a break?
410
00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:53,883
I just want to forget it now.
Forget it?
411
00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:55,117
Forget it? You can't forget it.
412
00:17:55,141 --> 00:17:56,106
How can you forget?
413
00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:57,285
Every time you
look in the mirror,
414
00:17:57,309 --> 00:18:00,277
every time you hear
the laughter of kids...
415
00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:03,080
Every time a policeman's
horse shies up,
416
00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:04,181
how can you forget that?
417
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:05,783
Elaine, look,
418
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:07,730
you don't feel foolish
because of what he did to you.
419
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,398
You feel foolish because you took
it, right?
420
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,554
Because you took it.
421
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,001
Now you gotta go back
there, you know that.
422
00:18:12,025 --> 00:18:13,524
No. You gotta go back.
423
00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:15,270
No! Alex, Alex,
you can't make me go back there.
424
00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:17,339
You don't know how mean they were to me.
Don't worry about it.
425
00:18:17,363 --> 00:18:18,996
I'll go with you.
Now where is it?
426
00:18:19,032 --> 00:18:20,898
53rd and Lex.
427
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:21,933
Good. Come on.
428
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:23,935
Come on. Oh.
429
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:26,904
53rd and Lex.
430
00:18:33,579 --> 00:18:34,778
Come on.
431
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,447
Just do it. Get your money back.
432
00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:38,294
It'll take a couple of weeks,
and it'll be all right.
433
00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:40,251
No.
434
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,454
Uh, hello. I'm back.
435
00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:45,456
Oh, don't you worry, darling.
436
00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:46,868
I'll just tell him
you're here to apologize.
437
00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:48,024
He'll understand.
438
00:18:48,061 --> 00:18:49,238
Thank you. Let's go. Thank you?
439
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:50,272
What're you talking about?
Alex...
440
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,596
Don't let these
people intimidate you.
441
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:53,675
Alex,
they're not intimidating me.
442
00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:55,177
I just want to go.
There is no reason...
443
00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:56,567
Can I borrow your hand mirror?
444
00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:59,036
Alex, I want to go home.
445
00:18:59,072 --> 00:19:01,872
I want to talk to
Vincenzo right now!
446
00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:04,008
Right now.
447
00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:06,677
He can't be disturbed
when he's in comb-out.
448
00:19:06,712 --> 00:19:08,390
Well, if he can't be disturbed
while he's in comb-out,
449
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:09,414
we'll wait.
450
00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:11,415
Would you like some
wine while you wait?
451
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:12,416
Is it free?
452
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:14,384
Yes, of course. Okay.
453
00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:20,524
You come here often?
454
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:23,193
I'm just here waiting
for a cancellation.
455
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:27,698
Uh, listen, I'm Alex reiger.
456
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:28,733
I work with Elaine.
457
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,100
Oh, my god!
458
00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:32,336
The fleet's in.
459
00:19:33,439 --> 00:19:36,240
Vincenzo, I am very upset
460
00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:37,908
about what you did to my hair.
461
00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:40,411
I-i-I'm ashamed to
be seen in public,
462
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:42,513
and I feel like you
bullied me into this.
463
00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:45,516
I'd like you to give
me my money back,
464
00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:47,518
and I also think you
owe me an apology
465
00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:48,952
for the way you talked to me.
466
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:52,289
Where do you come from that
you think life works like that?
467
00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:53,391
My god.
468
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,659
Hey, now wait a
minute, buddy, buddy,
469
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,361
now either you give
her her money back...
470
00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:58,397
Or what?
471
00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:00,398
Are you gonna create a scene?
472
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,567
Do you really think that
I'm afraid of a scene?
473
00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:05,803
Girls, we're in luck.
474
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:07,772
There's going to be a scene.
475
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:10,474
Now...
476
00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:12,476
This young woman came
to me this morning
477
00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:14,790
with a hairdo that her high
school must have found boring,
478
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:18,015
and I gave her this.
479
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,984
Beautiful!
480
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:23,620
Like a parrot.
481
00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:28,625
And instead of thanking me,
482
00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:30,461
she brought the
Jewish defense league
483
00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:32,262
to get her money back.
484
00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:35,766
Hey, now, now wait a
minute, now wait a minute.
485
00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:38,269
I-I don't belong to
any organization.
486
00:20:38,304 --> 00:20:41,272
I happen to be a
very simple cabdriver
487
00:20:41,307 --> 00:20:44,442
and a friend of Elaine and a...
a champion of justice.
488
00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:46,177
Louie!
489
00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:47,578
What are you doing here?
490
00:20:47,613 --> 00:20:49,980
I want to see the
guy who did it.
491
00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:52,316
Louie,
I don't want you to say a word.
492
00:20:52,351 --> 00:20:53,650
Not a word.
493
00:20:53,685 --> 00:20:54,885
I mean it.
494
00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:58,967
All right, all right, all
right, I won't say a word.
495
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:00,123
I promise.
496
00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:01,525
I just want to see him.
497
00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:02,627
Is this
498
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:06,297
the big date you were
getting ready for?
499
00:21:10,336 --> 00:21:12,303
Curb your friend,
will you please?
500
00:21:12,338 --> 00:21:14,905
Louie, Louie,
it's very important...
501
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,851
It's very important that
Elaine handle this herself.
502
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:17,875
Do you hear me?
503
00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:18,920
Now you just sit down somewhere.
504
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:19,910
Just sit down somewhere.
Come here.
505
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:20,945
Sit down. Here.
506
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,446
Come on, sit.
507
00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:24,114
Sit! Sit!
508
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:25,150
Sit!
509
00:21:28,587 --> 00:21:29,954
Stay! Stay!
510
00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:31,255
Stay!
511
00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:38,128
Young lady,
what is your problem?
512
00:21:38,164 --> 00:21:39,963
I mean,
when are you gonna realize
513
00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:43,668
that all of these people
think that my work is great?
514
00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:46,837
You think you've got
this big personality cult
515
00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:48,839
going here, don't you?
516
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:50,085
Well, let me tell you something.
517
00:21:50,109 --> 00:21:52,076
I bet there isn't a woman here
518
00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:55,513
who doesn't know exactly
what I'm talking about.
519
00:21:55,548 --> 00:21:57,848
Haven't you ever
been terribly unhappy
520
00:21:57,884 --> 00:21:59,517
with-with what he's
done to your hair,
521
00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:01,352
and yet you didn't want
to say anything to him
522
00:22:01,387 --> 00:22:03,854
because you felt like
it would upset him?
523
00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:05,323
Well...
524
00:22:05,358 --> 00:22:07,724
I mean,
I came here for something
525
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,904
a little special, you know,
for something a little different
526
00:22:09,928 --> 00:22:11,895
and-and this is what I got.
527
00:22:11,930 --> 00:22:13,731
I mean, look at this.
528
00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:14,898
Look at me!
529
00:22:14,933 --> 00:22:17,067
Joan of arc did less
whining at the stake.
530
00:22:17,102 --> 00:22:19,202
My god.
531
00:22:19,238 --> 00:22:21,238
Elaine, Elaine!
532
00:22:21,274 --> 00:22:22,239
Elaine!
533
00:22:22,275 --> 00:22:24,074
Look at me. What am I doing?
534
00:22:24,109 --> 00:22:25,909
What am I doing?
535
00:22:25,944 --> 00:22:26,944
Go ahead.
536
00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:29,480
Common people do common things.
537
00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:30,515
Elaine,
538
00:22:30,549 --> 00:22:32,182
Elaine, don't, don't!
539
00:22:32,218 --> 00:22:34,184
Elaine! Elaine!
540
00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:36,286
You'll be no better than him.
541
00:22:40,393 --> 00:22:42,360
You're right, Alex.
542
00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:45,363
And I'm a lot better than he is.
543
00:22:45,398 --> 00:22:46,630
Come on, let's go.
544
00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:49,266
Wait for me!
545
00:23:03,949 --> 00:23:05,916
She may be better than you,
546
00:23:05,951 --> 00:23:07,885
but I ain't.
547
00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:43,887
I-I don't know why
I play this game.
548
00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:48,391
Throbbing noises,
flashing lights,
549
00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:51,394
monsters chasing you...
550
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,697
I get enough of
that in real life.
551
00:24:28,534 --> 00:24:30,034
Good night, Mr. Walters!
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