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Phew! Hi, everybody!
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Hi. Hello, Elaine.
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I have no time to talk today.
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Hey, hey, hey,
what's the big rush?
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Oh, I've got an opening
at the art gallery.
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And my last fare wouldn't
get out of the cab.
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He kept flirting with me.
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You know, uh,
telling me about his Porsche,
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his stock investments,
his plans to scale mount Everest.
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Every trick in the book.
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Well, why didn't you just
throw him out of the cab?
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And let him get away?
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Well, you didn't make a
date with this guy, did you?
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No, not a date.
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Just dinner tomorrow night.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have to go make myself exquisite.
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Hey, working class.
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Well, if it isn't...
Mr. Personalities.
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What is new?
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Oh.
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Great question.
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I'm thinking about
taking up jogging.
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Hey, the granola man is
into physical culture.
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Forget jogging, my friend.
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I've got one word for you
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that's gonna make your
body say merci beaucoup.
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Jazzercise.
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Jazzercise.
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That's right.
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Of course.
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Tell me about this jazzercise.
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Well, it's...
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It's exercise to music
at a health club.
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In its purest form,
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it's just you and 25 ladies
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stretching,
twisting and sweating.
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Uh... how does a fella,
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uh, get into this,
uh, jazzercise?
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Well, I'll tell you, my friend.
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You need three things.
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First, you need the desire,
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and you've got that. Uh-huh.
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Then you need a sweat
suit, and you can get that.
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And then you need a friend
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who's not gonna be embarrassed
to take you with him.
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Good luck.
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No.
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I'm only kidding, jimbo.
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Hey, listen, every man needs a
cause, and you're mine.
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How about tomorrow at 8:00?
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I see a vision.
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Oh, thanks.
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She walks in beauty
like the night.
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Of cloudless climes
and starry skies.
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Of all that's best
and dark and light
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meets in her aspect
and her eyes.
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Thanks.
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Hey, Jim, that is really nice.
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Where's that from?
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Oh, some punk
spray-painted it on my Van.
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Elaine?
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Uh... something bothering you?
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Yeah, um,
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there's this small hole above
the sink in the bathroom,
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you know, just,
like, large enough
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to poke my finger through?
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Yeah.
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And I know this sounds
crazy, but...
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I thought I saw an eye
behind it looking at me.
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Nah. Come on.
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It's probably your imagination...
or a rat.
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Where is Louie?
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Now, now, wait a
minute, wait a minute.
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I mean, Louie's a creep,
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but I don't think
he'd sink that low.
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Ooh,
I am gonna pluck his eyes out.
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No, no, no, Elaine,
Elaine, Elaine,
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you cannot pluck
his eyes out yet.
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Without proof,
it's just his word against yours.
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You want proof?
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I'll give you proof.
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You know, maybe I'm overdressed.
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I think I'll
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change back into
what I had on before.
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That's it!
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That's it! I'm going in
there and breaking his jaw.
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Tony, now, look now, look now,
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violence may be your
way of handling this,
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but I think Elaine
has a plan of her own.
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Come on,
let's just let her handle...
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You were watching me undress
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through that
peephole, weren't you?
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No, no, no, no, no!
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It was your eye I poked! No!
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No. How could you accuse
me of such a thing?
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It's absolutely untrue.
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Oh, yeah?
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So then,
why are your eyes tearing?
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Be... be... because I'm hurt.
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I'm hurt that you
would even think
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that I could do
such an awful thing.
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So, how come only
one eye is tearing?
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Well,
it's not the end of the world.
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If you... if you...
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I'll forget the whole incident.
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Louie, I hate you!
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I hate you more now than
I ever hated you before,
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and that's saying something!
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I'm an innocent man
falsely accused.
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Innocent, huh?
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The gall of this man!
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What gall? I'm innocent.
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We saw you go in.
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We know there's
a peephole there.
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We saw you come out,
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and your eye is tearing
because Elaine poked it.
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I'm innocent as a lamb.
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I... you just... I...
You... oh, forget it.
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Forget it.
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And that goes double for
me, Louie.
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You know, there aren't
too many do's and don'ts
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when it comes to women,
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but in Vic's book,
file this under "w" for whoa!
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Boss,
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nobody could want
to believe you more
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than I want to believe you.
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I've had four heroes in my life.
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Saint Thomas aquinas,
Mahatma Gandhi,
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Alan alda and you.
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Just look me in the eyes
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and tell me straight
that you didn't do it.
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I can't look you in the
eye, iggy,
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because nardo just stuck
a finger in this one.
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But I didn't do it.
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That's good enough for me.
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And three, four, five, six.
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Hips, hips, hips, hips.
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Four, three, two, one.
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Rotate, rotate, rotate, rotate.
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Buns, buns, buns, buns.
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Buns, buns.
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There's one word I
never want to hear
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as long as I live... jazzercise.
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Oh, come on, man, get into it.
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Hips, hips, hips, hips.
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Hey, Vic...
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Come on now, one, two...
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I'm not a violent man by nature.
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Hey, all right.
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I'm sorry, sorry.
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Guys... this is Andrea Stewart
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from the national
organization for women.
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Oh, hi.
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She's here to settle up the
score for me with Louie.
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Hello there. Hi.
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Maybe, Elaine.
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Look, you know I'm on your side,
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but that's why I just feel it's
important to meet Mr. De palma
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and hear his side of the
story before we get...
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Hey, who's the toots?
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Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie!
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Hey, I saw her first, reiger.
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What's your name, sweetcakes?
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May I do this?
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Uh, Louie de palma,
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I am pleased to introduce
you to Andrea Stewart.
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She's the regional director
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for the national
organization for women.
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So?
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They're here to take
action against you
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for what you did to Elaine.
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Fair enough.
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Might I suggest a spanking?
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I've heard enough.
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Louie, Louie, Louie.
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You really...
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You really did it this time.
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The boss is gonna come down
hard on you for this one.
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What?
Ratledge will laugh those dames
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right out of his office.
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I've been a loyal employee
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of this company for 15 years.
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It's my word against hers.
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Against ours.
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I don't want to talk
about this anymore.
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Hey, ton,
how would you like cab 7-41?
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You mean the brand new one
that came in yesterday?
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I can't think of a nicer guy
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or a better cabbie
to break her in.
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Happy motoring, paisan.
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Gee, thanks, Louie. Yeah?
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I really appreciate this.
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Thanks a lot. Yeah?
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You know, I'm still gonna have
to, uh, testify against you.
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Give me that!
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You got 4-13, the widow maker.
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Oh.
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Wha...?
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What's going on up there?
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Why are they saying such things?
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Iggy, come here.
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You heard what's going on?
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What'd they say?
What'd they say?
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All I got was bits and
pieces, boss.
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Yeah?
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Let me think.
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Uh... uh, women's rights.
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Yeah.
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Uh, not an easy job.
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Uh... 15 years loyal service.
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Aha! Hmm.
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Lawsuit.
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Uh, serious charge.
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Um... have a coffee?
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What else? What else?
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Think! Think! Think!
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Uh, sweet 'n low.
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I should be talking
to the banana.
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Like... give me a chance.
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There was something else.
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I'll search my mind for
it, boss.
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Yeah.
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Bring bloodhounds.
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Well, well, well, that was fast.
What happened?
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I decided not to sue.
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I've agreed to accept his
out-of-court settlement.
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I knew it!
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The old fire dragon
put you in your place.
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You lost the battle, huh?
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No, you lost your job.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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So... good-bye, cockroach.
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Good-bye, mouse.
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Good-bye, Jeff.
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Good-bye, Louie.
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We can't let him go
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without giving him a
good-bye, can we, Alex?
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It's inexcusable what
he did to Elaine.
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The reign of terror is over.
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So why do I feel sorry for
that broken toilet of a man?
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Uh, Lou?
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What?
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Good-bye, Lou.
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Oh, yeah?
245
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Well,
you can keep your good-byes.
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You guys had your chance.
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You could have stuck up for
me, but you didn't.
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You never liked me,
and I never liked you.
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I'm going out there,
and I'm going to claw,
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backstab, lie,
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cheat, walk all over people,
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do whatever I have
to, to get to the top
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of this dung heap
we call a life.
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And when I get there,
i'm going to spit on all you losers.
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Oh, I miss him already.
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Thanks a lot, Mrs. Brewer.
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I really appreciate that
you're taking the kids tonight.
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Yeah.
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Oh, okay, well, um,
I really can't talk to you now.
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My date is here.
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Okay, bye-bye. Thank you.
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Hi. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Louie!
264
00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:15,037
Come on, come on,
this is not going to help.
265
00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:16,105
I'm not going to change my mind.
266
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,295
Please, nardo.
267
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,507
Please, please.
Louie, come on, get up.
268
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:19,775
No, no, no, no,
this is something
269
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,299
I got to say to your feet.
270
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:22,466
Louie, come on.
271
00:13:22,501 --> 00:13:23,835
I have a date due
here any minute.
272
00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:25,102
I want you out of here.
273
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,904
If you don't listen to
me, I'll kill myself.
274
00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:28,406
I swear I will...
I'll kill myself.
275
00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:29,618
Oh, no, you won't... you are not
276
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,219
the kind of person who
takes his own life.
277
00:13:31,243 --> 00:13:32,421
Come on, nardo. Unfortunately.
278
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:33,711
Come on, nardo.
279
00:13:33,747 --> 00:13:36,380
Come on, you got to give me a break here.
I mean, what...
280
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:39,061
What-what-what-what kind of...
what do you got to lose here?
281
00:13:39,085 --> 00:13:41,118
What's it going to cost you?
282
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:42,753
She'll be with you
in two seconds.
283
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:46,257
Robert?
284
00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:47,625
He didn't give his name.
285
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,727
Oh, get out of my way.
286
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,966
Hi.
287
00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,370
Did I come at a bad time? No.
288
00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:00,771
I'm so embarrassed.
289
00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:02,607
Uh, why don't you come in?
290
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,543
Um...
291
00:14:05,579 --> 00:14:07,412
Why don't you sit down
292
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:10,047
and, uh,
make yourself comfortable?
293
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:12,550
Oh, thank you.
294
00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:15,820
They were lovely.
295
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:21,926
Sit down.
296
00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:23,160
Uh, I'll just be a minute
297
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,829
until I get rid of this
guy, okay?
298
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,363
Who is he? Uh, that's Louie.
299
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,433
You-you know, the one I told you
about, from work.
300
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:30,645
I'm sorry, nardo, I'm sorry!
Okay, Louie, it's too late.
301
00:14:30,669 --> 00:14:31,935
It can't be too late, nardo.
302
00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:33,304
It can't be.
You don't understand.
303
00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:34,906
Do you know where
I'm going tomorrow?
304
00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:37,542
I'm going to the
unemployment line.
305
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,910
I'm going there
with the derelicts,
306
00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:42,012
the washouts, the scuzzos.
307
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:44,949
That-that...
you can't understand.
308
00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:47,485
That job meant everything to me.
309
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,153
It was my life.
310
00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:50,888
It was... It was everything.
311
00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:52,423
Without it, I'm a nothing.
312
00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:53,925
I'm a zero.
313
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,626
I'm...
Louie, you should have thought
314
00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:57,661
of that before you
did what you did.
315
00:14:57,697 --> 00:14:59,296
What's the matter with him?
316
00:14:59,331 --> 00:15:00,931
It's a ploy... he's faking.
317
00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:02,567
Where's the head?
318
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:04,535
I don't want you in my bathroom.
319
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,537
Oh, yes, you do.
320
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,072
Oh, okay.
321
00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:09,719
All right...
no, no, no, no, Louie, Louie,
322
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:10,953
Louie, Louie, this...
it-it's this way,
323
00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:12,477
come on.
324
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:23,554
Robert, you have no idea
how sorry I am about this.
325
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,623
Well, obviously not
as sorry as he is.
326
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:27,591
Oh, I know what
this must look like,
327
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:29,793
but it's not.
What a pathetically sad little man.
328
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:32,930
He's actually physically
ill from being so upset.
329
00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:35,032
You don't know who
you're talking about.
330
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:38,235
That man is a filthy,
lecherous monster
331
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,772
who does not deserve
our sympathy.
332
00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:42,873
I see.
333
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:45,943
I don't think so.
334
00:15:45,978 --> 00:15:47,478
You think I'm the
villain, don't you?
335
00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:49,458
Elaine, I don't think there
are any villains here.
336
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:50,514
Oh, yes, there are!
337
00:15:50,549 --> 00:15:52,316
And right now,
he's in the bathroom,
338
00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:54,651
making himself sick,
trying to elicit sympathy,
339
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,454
which he is not going to get.
340
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,422
I see.
341
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,691
Robert,
you've got to understand.
342
00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:02,426
I'm a warm,
sensitive human being!
343
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,861
You've got to believe me!
344
00:16:03,897 --> 00:16:05,763
I believe you, I believe you.
345
00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:13,170
Are you okay?
346
00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:17,041
I'm a little weak, but, uh,
347
00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:19,243
considering what I've
just been through,
348
00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:20,811
I'm not so bad.
349
00:16:20,846 --> 00:16:22,879
Well, why don't you come
over here and sit down?
350
00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:25,882
You know,
i'm-i'm sorry about the flowers.
351
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:27,563
Oh, no, no... don't-don't...
They were lovely.
352
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:29,286
Don't... don't you worry.
353
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,687
Don't worry about that now.
354
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:32,289
Here, just sit down.
355
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:36,660
Elaine, what is the worst
thing that could happen
356
00:16:36,695 --> 00:16:38,696
if you gave this
man another chance?
357
00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:45,202
He's got a good soul.
358
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:47,304
Louie,
I've seen this act before.
359
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,073
It's not going to
work this time.
360
00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:50,719
Well, it's obvious the two of
you have things to work out
361
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,454
and I'm in the way, so i'm going to go.
Oh, no, no, no.
362
00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:53,722
D-Don't go, don't go.
No, no, no.
363
00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:55,512
If you go,
she'll just take it out on me.
364
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,348
No, Robert,
you don't really have to leave.
365
00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:59,616
I-I-I think I-I better go now.
I-I... n-no, no, no, no.
366
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:01,697
I'll... I'll call you.
No, no, no, no, Robert, Robert.
367
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,887
No, Bobby, Bobby,
Bobby, please don't.
368
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:04,889
Don't go, don't go.
369
00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:06,124
You can't leave her like this.
370
00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:07,892
I mean, it's not her fault!
371
00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:10,160
That jerk.
372
00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:11,629
Good riddance.
373
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:12,964
You're better off without him.
374
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:17,535
Do you have any idea how
much I hate you right now?!
375
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:18,869
What are you talking about?
376
00:17:18,904 --> 00:17:20,271
I tried to keep him here.
377
00:17:20,306 --> 00:17:21,306
You heard me.
378
00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:23,206
Hey, I'm the one he liked.
379
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:28,746
There is nothing
more to say to you.
380
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:30,647
Just get out!
381
00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:44,061
I can't open this door, nardo.
382
00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:45,362
Don't you understand?
383
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,498
I can't leave here
without my job!
384
00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:48,832
I can't, I can't!
385
00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:50,568
I... can't.
386
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:58,709
You never quit, do you, Louie?
387
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:03,014
Sorry.
388
00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:04,081
I'm sorry.
389
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:05,549
Louie, can I get you anything?
390
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,786
Well,
if it's not too much trouble,
391
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:10,754
some weak tea and my job back.
392
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,590
Louie.
393
00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:17,027
How can you see me suffer like
this, nardo?
394
00:18:17,062 --> 00:18:18,862
I mean, don't you have a heart?
395
00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:20,998
I keep telling you I'm sorry.
396
00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:22,866
Why can't you forgive me?
397
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:25,169
Because you're not really sorry.
398
00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:27,704
Because you don't
even understand
399
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,606
what was wrong
with what you did.
400
00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:34,978
You mean...
401
00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:39,082
If I understood what was
wrong with what I did,
402
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,451
then you'd forgive me
and give me my job back?
403
00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:43,098
But you won't understand.
But what if I did?
404
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,454
But you won't. What if I did?
405
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:45,722
What if I did? But you...
406
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:48,459
Yes...
but you'll never understand.
407
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:49,460
I will!
408
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:50,962
I'll understand.
409
00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:56,634
It-it's wrong... because...
410
00:18:58,237 --> 00:19:01,372
It's... it's wrong
because we're not supposed
411
00:19:01,407 --> 00:19:03,975
to peek at girls without
their clothes on.
412
00:19:05,211 --> 00:19:06,477
And she...
413
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:08,846
She thought I wouldn't
know why it was wrong!
414
00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:11,382
Yeah.
415
00:19:11,417 --> 00:19:12,950
I think ratledge is home.
416
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:15,352
I'll get him for you.
417
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:16,654
No.
418
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:18,389
No?
419
00:19:18,424 --> 00:19:19,990
No.
420
00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:24,428
See, I'm not looking
for any pat answers.
421
00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:26,775
Wha-what?-what?-what?
But, you know, in a way, i-i'm-I'm hoping
422
00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:29,834
that you really understand this,
because I'd like to forgive you.
423
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:31,369
And I'd like to be forgiven.
424
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:32,703
What's holding us up?
425
00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:35,873
Me?
426
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,413
Object! Object!
427
00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:44,949
I was treating you
like an object.
428
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:46,984
I was treating you
like a sexual object,
429
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,119
like somebody without
a head or nothing.
430
00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:53,523
Thank god I watched that
donahue show about broads.
431
00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:55,425
I'll get ratledge
for you right now.
432
00:19:55,461 --> 00:19:56,560
Louie, get out.
433
00:19:56,595 --> 00:19:58,228
Get out of my apartment, get out
434
00:19:58,264 --> 00:19:59,230
of my life!
435
00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:00,898
But-but... god, god!
436
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:03,067
It's wrong because
god doesn't like it.
437
00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:04,668
No, no, no, no.
438
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:06,103
God likes it?
439
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:07,204
Well, help me.
440
00:20:07,239 --> 00:20:08,338
Uh, meet me halfway.
441
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:10,207
Give me a hint.
All right, I will.
442
00:20:10,242 --> 00:20:12,209
Oh!
443
00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:15,880
Louie, has there ever
been a moment in your life
444
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:18,382
when your most basic,
fundamental right
445
00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:20,851
as a human being
has been violated?
446
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,653
Your right to privacy?
447
00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:25,189
I'm sorry I violated
your right to privacy.
448
00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:27,558
No, it's not just
repeating what I just said!
449
00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:29,137
I'm sorry I repeated
what you just said.
450
00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:30,627
Louie, think for a second.
451
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:31,895
I can't... I'm too nervous.
452
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,764
Have you ever been violated?
453
00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:38,769
Yes.
454
00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:39,770
When?
455
00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:41,505
What do you want, a story?
456
00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:43,273
Yes, I do.
457
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,779
Okay.
458
00:20:53,987 --> 00:20:55,853
Uh...
459
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,591
Uh..
460
00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:04,995
Twice a year...
461
00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:08,432
What?
462
00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:12,503
Twice a year, I...
I have to go get new clothes,
463
00:21:12,538 --> 00:21:15,038
and, uh, I, uh...
464
00:21:18,644 --> 00:21:22,245
The only way that I can...
465
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:25,983
The only way I can get
anything to fit me is, uh...
466
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:31,489
I have to go to,
uh, a men's store
467
00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:35,960
and walk straight to
the boys' department
468
00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:39,029
and ask if...
469
00:21:39,064 --> 00:21:42,299
They have anything
in the husky sizes.
470
00:21:42,334 --> 00:21:45,335
Huskies... I hate them.
471
00:21:47,273 --> 00:21:48,506
I, um...
472
00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:52,809
I don't... I usually
473
00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:55,279
will try to go when
there's nobody there.
474
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:59,150
I... I go during school hours.
475
00:21:59,185 --> 00:22:01,519
But no matter when I go,
476
00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:04,087
the place is crawling with kids.
477
00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:07,358
And, uh... I don't even
look at what I'm getting.
478
00:22:07,393 --> 00:22:10,494
I just go over to the
rack, take it off,
479
00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:14,197
my size, and I rush
into the dressing booth.
480
00:22:15,301 --> 00:22:18,202
The last time...
481
00:22:18,237 --> 00:22:21,104
One of the mothers said...
482
00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:27,077
"You're lucky.
483
00:22:27,112 --> 00:22:30,780
At least you won't
outgrow it in six months."
484
00:22:35,454 --> 00:22:37,354
Did you say anything to her?
485
00:22:37,390 --> 00:22:39,523
I mooned her.
486
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:53,270
But the... the worst moment...
487
00:22:55,441 --> 00:22:58,308
Is when you got to...
488
00:22:58,344 --> 00:23:01,044
Push open those doors...
489
00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:04,982
And walk out into that room...
490
00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:09,186
Wearing your new corduroys,
491
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:11,155
making that noise.
492
00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:21,932
And then, all the parents
493
00:23:21,967 --> 00:23:25,703
tell their kids... not to stare.
494
00:23:33,212 --> 00:23:36,614
Is that the way I made
you feel when I peeked?
495
00:23:39,619 --> 00:23:41,552
Kind of.
496
00:23:45,491 --> 00:23:47,958
God, I'm sorry.
497
00:23:51,797 --> 00:23:53,263
It's okay.
498
00:24:31,737 --> 00:24:33,237
Good night, Mr. Walters!
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