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Hey, reiger,
what are you gonna be doing
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on this miserable cold night
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while I'm cuddling with
my girlfriend zena,
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sipping wine and watching
the miss universe pageant?
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I'll be driving, Lou.
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Close.
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You'll be driving an old woman
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and a sick husky to the vet.
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Hudson and Jane street.
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Thank you, Lou.
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So long, reiger.
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Mush, mush!
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Over and out.
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Hi, zena.
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What's that?
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It's Emily; She's
in the bathroom.
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Oh, no! I thought you said
you were gonna get rid of her!
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I want to watch miss universe.
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I'm sorry, but Emily is very
upset, and she needs me.
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Oh... oh, try and understand.
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She's been living with this
guy, Adam, for three years,
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supporting him so he
could finish art school.
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The day he graduates,
he tells her he's leaving
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to marry another woman!
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That's it?
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Oh...
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Louie, be a sport! Come on!
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Zena,
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I feel terrible inflicting
myself on you like this.
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Maybe I should go.
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No, no, no, no, absolutely not.
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Just come on and sit down, okay?
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Emily, this is my
boyfriend, Louie.
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Yeah, yeah, tough break.
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I just keep asking myself,
"is it really over?"
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I just can't believe it.
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I don't know what I'm gonna do.
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What am I gonna do?
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What? What? Shh!
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Louis!
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I said, "shh," not shut up.
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I really should leave.
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Emily, please stop that.
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Hey, hey, hey,
how about a drink, huh?
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No, I probably shouldn't drink.
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I'm taking some medication.
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What are you taking?
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I got a mild sedative
from my doctor and, uh,
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and one from my mother.
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And, oh, yeah,
the super gave me one.
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I just had to have something
to help me get through this.
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What is that?!
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Louie, would you please
mind opening up the wine?
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I'd like some.
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Sure you don't want something
to wash down the goofballs?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, why not?
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I'm going for numb.
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Here, numb up, numb up, numb up.
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Thanks. Mm-hmm.
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I know what my problem is.
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I let him know just
how much I loved him.
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You see, Louie,
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I don't hold anything back
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and so,
I don't have anything left.
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And now a word
from our sponsor...
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You know, Emily,
I don't think that's your problem.
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Louie,
you hardly even know Emily.
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I don't think she
wants your advice.
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No, I'm curious.
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I'd like to hear an
impartial opinion.
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Well, I'd like to get this in
before the commercial's over.
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Uh, look, Emily,
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uh, did either of your
parents drink a lot?
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My father.
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That's it!
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He was unstable
and unpredictable,
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but there was a kind of
excitement about that.
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Now you're seeking out
that excitement in a man.
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You look for that craziness,
and it blows up in your face.
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I'm missing the swimsuits.
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Do you realize what
that man just did?
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He summed up my entire life.
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Why are you always
apologizing about him?
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There are moments when
I'm proud of the lug.
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Thank you.
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Well, I gotta go.
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Oh, no, Emily, stay.
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No, no, I feel like
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I'm imposing, and...
and besides,
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I'm a lot better now.
I'll be fine.
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Are you sure? Mm-hmm.
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I just want to go
freshen up a little.
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Not that it'll
ever matter again.
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Louie,
we can't let her go like that.
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Why? It's good for
her she's leaving.
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After being dumped,
seeing the catch you got
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is like rubbing
salt in the wounds.
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Look, would you mind calling
one of your cabs for her?
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I can't let her walk home.
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Oh, give me the phone,
give me the phone.
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Ooh!
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I hate to just put her in a cab.
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I know it's asking a lot,
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but would you go along with her?
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Oh, no, zena, I can't...
I don't want to do that!
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Miss Barbados is gonna
play the French horn.
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Please?
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Yeah...
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All right, all right.
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Oh! Reiger, they sent you.
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Yeah.
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Take us to 324 Christopher
street, driver.
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Always glad to do a
favor for a friend.
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You piece of dirt.
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Emily, I'd like you
to meet Alex reiger.
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Alex, this bit of emotional
wreckage is Emily,
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a good friend of
zena's and mine.
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Take it easy on her;
She just got dumped.
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Nice to meet you, Alex.
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Yeah, hi there.
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He reminds me of Adam,
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the same semitic coloring.
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Adam even had one of
those flannel shirts
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when they were in style. Hey.
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Hey, lady, come on,
what'd I do to you?
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It's okay, reiger,
she's scrambled eggs.
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Look, Emily, you gotta stop
thinking about this guy.
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You're right,
I've got to stop thinking about him.
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And I'm not gonna
be able to do that
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as long as I've got things
that remind me of him.
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Look, Adam and me at tanglewood.
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Step on it, will you, reiger?
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Adam and me at my
sister's wedding.
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Adam.
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And look,
I'm carrying his love letters.
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Can you believe I still
carry his love letters?
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You know,
you got an ashtray back there.
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Hostile!
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Hostile, just like Adam.
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Oh, I...
there I go again, I'm sorry.
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Do you have a handkerchief?
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Not one big enough for you.
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Now, now, lady,
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this is it, reiger, this is it.
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All right, that's good.
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Let it all out.
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Have yourself a good
cry, but do it outside.
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You're on the meter in here.
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Come on.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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That's a pretty dark building
you're going into there.
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Look at all the
scuzzos out front.
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Um...
when you get to your apartment,
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flick the lights on and
off so we know you're okay.
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Go on, get out.
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Louie, Louie, walk her up.
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What? Walk her up.
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Look, I'm not walking her...
walk her up.
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No, I don't want to!
Walk her up!
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Walk her, walk her!
I don't want to!
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What are we,
knights of the round table?
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Walk her!
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All right, I'll walk her,
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but you wait for me, reiger.
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This is the worst miss
universe night I ever spent.
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Hang on, screwball!
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Yeah, yeah, there you are.
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Here you are,
home safe and sound.
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Oh, here, here.
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Thanks a lot, Louie.
All right, all right.
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I really appreciate the lift
and, you know,
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you walking me up
and everything.
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Yeah, all right.
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I hate being this needy.
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It's okay.
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We all make asses of ourselves.
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Yeah, made you smile, huh?
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You're a real friend.
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Yeah, well, okay, good night.
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And you're a lovely man.
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Huh?
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I don't know what wonderful
thing you're gonna say next.
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Well...
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Well, I'll tell ya,
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uh, you know what
a real friend is?
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Uh...
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Well, frankly,
I don't know very many quotes, but, uh,
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I think perhaps Mark twain
put it best when he said,
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"a friend is somebody who,
who laughs at our jokes"
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when they're not so good
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and who sympathizes
with our troubles
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"when they're not so bad."
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Mark twain was the most
brilliant man who ever lived.
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Yeah, but who slipped it
into the conversation?
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Well, thanks again.
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Yeah. Good night.
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Good night, good night.
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My mouth always
opens a little bit.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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You know what i'm gonna say
next, don't you?
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Yeah, get the hell out of here.
I don't want to be alone.
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Get the hell out of here?
You don't want to be alone?
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I don't want to be alone.
Get the hell out of here.
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Okay, reiger,
how much do I owe you?
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Oh, yeah.
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How long did you wait
before you figured out
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that Louie de palma was
gonna score with that girl?
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An hour.
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It took me that long to realize
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that you could do
something that low to zena.
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Louie, I'm appalled.
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You made Alex wait a whole
hour outside the building?
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Tony, you don't know
what you're saying.
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Shoot, every time I try
to use a fancy word,
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I screw it up. No.
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Tony, the word is right.
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But the point is,
he spent the night
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with zena's best friend.
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Louie... I'm candid.
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You'll want to hear this.
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There she was,
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dejected, desperate and stoned.
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Everything I could
hope for in a woman.
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And we went for each other.
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And now, I have two. Two.
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I have two women.
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Look, two phone numbers. Hmm?
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Two.
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For this guy, I don't mind tellin'
ya, it's a dream
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come true. Oh, boy...
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I'm tellin' ya,
I never thought it would happen.
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Don't give up on your
dreams, reiger.
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I hung in there.
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I persevered.
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And now, I stand humble
in the promised land
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with a babe on each arm.
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Gather 'round me, boys.
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Let me give you some advice.
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Take notes if you wish.
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Follow those dreams.
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Chase those rainbows.
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Climb every mountain and
ye shall be rewarded.
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"Ye"? What's with him?
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Uh-uh-uh, this is guy
talk, guy talk.
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Nobody tell nardo anything
or you'll set her off.
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Tell nardo what?
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Louie's been having a fling
with zena's best friend.
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Oh, Louie...
ye really are slime.
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Take it easy now, nardo. No!
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Take... you know something?
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I'm glad you're gonna lose zena.
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I'm glad.
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How will I lose her?
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Because sooner or later,
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someone won't be able
to stomach what you did,
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and they're gonna tell her.
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Nobody is gonna
tell zena anything.
259
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,614
Oh, no? Why not?
260
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:12,650
Because it would hurt her.
261
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,785
Neh!
262
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,522
But you know someone
will tell her,
263
00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:21,492
because they like zena,
and they don't like you.
264
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,694
And even though it's
gonna hurt her at first,
265
00:14:23,729 --> 00:14:24,996
eventually she'll get over it.
266
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,930
And it'll make her
get rid of you.
267
00:14:26,966 --> 00:14:29,934
And that's the best thing
that could ever happen to her.
268
00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:31,802
Neh!
269
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,677
She's right.
270
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,645
She's right.
271
00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:43,982
It'll get out.
272
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:49,187
It's impossible to keep the
lid on something like this.
273
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,855
I gotta tell her...
Tell her myself.
274
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,959
She loves me,
and she'll forgive me.
275
00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:56,827
Thanks a lot, Jim.
276
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,863
Hey, uh, boss?
277
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:03,801
About those inspiring words
278
00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:08,406
you made a few moments ago,
279
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:11,175
I didn't get a few of
the words at the end.
280
00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:15,980
What comes after,
"follow those dreams,
281
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:18,415
chase those rainbows..."?
282
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:20,384
Suck rope, bean brain.
283
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:25,255
"Suck rope, bean brain."
284
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:29,660
Well, it fizzles out a
little there at the end,
285
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:33,297
but it's a timeless
message anyway.
286
00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:38,068
Hi, zena.
287
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:40,471
Louie, what happened last night?
288
00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:41,872
I was so worried. Uh...
289
00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:43,841
Look, there's something
I gotta tell ya.
290
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:45,843
This isn't easy.
291
00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:48,012
But to be as gentle as possible,
292
00:15:48,047 --> 00:15:51,148
last night,
your girlfriend and I...
293
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:53,150
We took a hammock ride.
294
00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:56,320
Oh, god!
295
00:15:56,355 --> 00:15:58,289
Now, don't blame yourself.
296
00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:05,562
Emily! How could she?
297
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:09,467
I can never be friends
with her again.
298
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:11,635
That's for sure.
299
00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:14,672
I must say, I lost a lot
of respect for her myself.
300
00:16:17,343 --> 00:16:18,976
And you!
301
00:16:19,011 --> 00:16:20,311
Get out of here!
302
00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:21,879
I don't want to see you again.
303
00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:23,614
I don't want to know you exist!
304
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:27,184
Me? You're getting mad at
me, the victim?
305
00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:29,753
"Victim," what are
you talking about?
306
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:31,822
You don't know that woman, zena.
307
00:16:31,857 --> 00:16:33,824
She's a temptress.
308
00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:35,959
I didn't know what hit me.
309
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:43,768
Maybe you were a victim.
310
00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:47,105
You're a weak man who hasn't had
311
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,006
much pleasure in his life.
312
00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:50,141
Yeah, you're right.
313
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:52,576
I was a victim.
314
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,545
Thanks for understanding.
315
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:59,650
And besides,
how long can this thing
316
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,952
between me and
Emily go on anyway?
317
00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:03,788
"Go on"?
318
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:05,489
You want to continue?
319
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,224
Yeah.
320
00:17:07,259 --> 00:17:09,460
Get your stuff and get out
321
00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:10,961
of here right now!
322
00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:13,364
Well, what'd I say?
We were doing so good.
323
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:16,033
Don't say another word!
324
00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:17,735
Twist things!
325
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:18,969
You lie!
326
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:20,571
You're a user, Lou!
327
00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:21,805
You take
328
00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:24,375
and you take and you
take and you never give!
329
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:25,776
Don't call me! Don't write me!
330
00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:26,844
Forget where I live!
331
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,913
I don't want see you again!
332
00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:31,782
You're selfish and
you're miserable!
333
00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:35,486
Zena, do you want those
to be the last words
334
00:17:35,521 --> 00:17:37,020
we ever say to each other?
335
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,355
No.
336
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:39,656
You're garbage!
337
00:17:47,032 --> 00:17:48,966
Oh, Emily, it's Louie.
338
00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:56,674
Hi. Just some bric-a-brac
339
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,175
I didn't have time to take home.
340
00:17:58,211 --> 00:17:59,710
I'm not moving in yet.
341
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:02,346
Uh, Louie.
342
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:07,084
I don't know quite
how to put this.
343
00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:08,953
It's about last night.
344
00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:10,655
Ah...
345
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:11,889
Were you taller?
346
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:13,958
Huh?
347
00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:16,860
Were you a lot better dressed?
348
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:19,630
Nope.
349
00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:21,064
Did you have more hair?
350
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,034
Well, not last night,
but I did once.
351
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,370
What's going on here?
352
00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:31,408
Louie, last night...
Was a mistake.
353
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,777
"Mistake"? What do you mean?
What're you talkin' about?
354
00:18:33,812 --> 00:18:35,980
I wasn't myself last night.
355
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:38,782
Well, whoever you were,
applause, applause.
356
00:18:38,817 --> 00:18:41,885
Look, Louie,
I was really sick last night.
357
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,820
I shouldn't have had that wine
and, frankly,
358
00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:45,623
I had a lot too
many of those pills.
359
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:46,991
Was that it?
You're out of pills.
360
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:48,993
I can get you pills.
361
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:52,463
No, you're forcing me to be
completely honest with you.
362
00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:55,833
In the light of day,
you're gross and disgusting.
363
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,141
So what?
364
00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:07,277
Uh, Emily, uh,
some of the finest things in life
365
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,480
are repulsive at first.
366
00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:11,281
Uh, look, look at caviar.
367
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:14,451
Uh, Louie, um, I didn't want
to discuss my personal life
368
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:16,954
with you anymore, but I will.
369
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:18,522
My boyfriend wants me back.
370
00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:19,990
Huh?
371
00:19:20,025 --> 00:19:21,659
He's gonna be here
in five minutes.
372
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:23,727
Now, he's very territorial
when it comes to me,
373
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:25,329
and I don't want
him to see you here.
374
00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:28,399
But what? I can't leave.
375
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:30,000
I lost zena.
376
00:19:30,035 --> 00:19:32,269
I mean, you're all I got left.
377
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:34,137
I could go back to one, but zip?
378
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,706
I can't do zip again.
379
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:37,975
Oh, god. There he is.
380
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,943
Um, I'll go downstairs
and stall him.
381
00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:41,557
You'd better get your
things and get out of here.
382
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:43,414
He's crazy jealous.
383
00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:45,015
Take the freight
elevator to the cellar
384
00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:46,984
and go out through the alley.
But Emily...
385
00:20:04,603 --> 00:20:08,506
Oh, reiger...
Reiger, you're here.
386
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:11,475
Thank god! Thank god!
387
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:14,344
Thank god you're here!
What's...?
388
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:15,812
Thank you, god! Louie, Louie.
389
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:18,882
What is it?
Reiger, you got to help me.
390
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:20,984
You got to help me. What? What?
391
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:24,321
I'm at the lowest
point in my life.
392
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:29,660
I lost zena,
and Emily sobered up.
393
00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:34,231
She thinks I'm disgusting.
394
00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:36,633
Well, you've heard that before.
395
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:41,472
Reiger... I had it all!
396
00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:47,178
I had zena, an adorable,
sensitive woman.
397
00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:50,848
A woman with a heart
as big as a pig.
398
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,952
And I had Emily.
399
00:20:56,388 --> 00:21:00,724
She was sensuous and exciting.
400
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,993
She made me do things
401
00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:05,729
that I never did
with any other woman.
402
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,698
I don't think I
want to hear this.
403
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:10,101
Reiger! What?
404
00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:13,036
I talked baby talk to her.
405
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:14,605
"Baby talk"?
406
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,039
What're you talkin' about?
407
00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:22,546
I said...
408
00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:25,182
I was right, I was right.
Reiger...
409
00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:26,851
I don't want to hear this.
410
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:28,185
What?
411
00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:31,822
I even said, "I wuv you."
412
00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:36,527
I got nothing left, reiger.
413
00:21:36,562 --> 00:21:39,229
I can't ever get zena back, no!
414
00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:41,231
She'll never come back to me,
415
00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:43,000
not after as mad as she was.
416
00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:45,369
No way!
417
00:21:45,404 --> 00:21:47,871
There's nothing I can
do, nothing.
418
00:21:47,906 --> 00:21:49,406
Well,
there's always the obvious.
419
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,709
Oh, no, no, no.
420
00:21:52,745 --> 00:21:55,079
I'm not going to give you
some trick to get zena back.
421
00:21:55,114 --> 00:21:56,747
I think she's well rid of you.
422
00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:58,982
But, but you know
there's something?
423
00:21:59,017 --> 00:22:01,251
I have a mind.
I have a thought, yes,
424
00:22:01,286 --> 00:22:03,654
but I'm not going to tell you.
425
00:22:03,689 --> 00:22:06,089
This is what's called
"just desserts," Louie.
426
00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:11,962
Reiger... I gotta tell you.
427
00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:15,465
I'm so sorry for what I did.
428
00:22:17,369 --> 00:22:18,836
I want to die.
429
00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:23,707
I'm all alone.
430
00:22:23,742 --> 00:22:25,809
It's too much.
431
00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:29,780
Uh...
432
00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:32,850
Louie. Louie, please.
433
00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:34,484
Louie, would you please...
please!
434
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:37,288
Louie. Louie!
435
00:22:38,490 --> 00:22:40,357
Look, Louie.
436
00:22:40,393 --> 00:22:43,027
They're probably not even
talking to each other anymore,
437
00:22:43,062 --> 00:22:44,962
and zena doesn't
know what you did.
438
00:22:44,997 --> 00:22:49,133
Look, Louie, all you have
to do is go to zena and say,
439
00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:51,568
"I've given up Emily for you.
440
00:22:51,603 --> 00:22:53,237
And I'm never going
to see her again."
441
00:22:53,272 --> 00:22:55,673
And then you'd better promise
her that you're going to spend
442
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:57,974
the rest of your life
making up for what you did.
443
00:22:58,010 --> 00:22:59,643
And you'd better mean it, Louie.
444
00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:03,013
And then, maybe then,
she'll take you back.
445
00:23:04,483 --> 00:23:06,417
That'll work.
446
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,352
It's so simple.
447
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:12,756
I couldn't think of it
because I was too depressed.
448
00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:16,993
But I knew if I cried
some crocodile tears,
449
00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:21,197
I could get your mind working for
me, reiger.
450
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:22,332
Excuse me.
451
00:23:22,368 --> 00:23:23,934
I'm off to get my woman back.
452
00:23:23,970 --> 00:23:26,937
Oh, no! No! No!
453
00:23:26,973 --> 00:23:28,973
How could I let
this happen again?
454
00:23:29,008 --> 00:23:30,474
I promised I wouldn't
let it happen
455
00:23:30,509 --> 00:23:31,742
to me again, and it happened!
456
00:23:31,778 --> 00:23:33,477
I'm such a jerk!
457
00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:38,515
Alex.
458
00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:40,317
What?!
459
00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:44,688
The tears were real.
460
00:24:28,333 --> 00:24:29,833
Night, Mr. Walters!
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