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Guess what!
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Elaine nardo is going to Europe!
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How can she do that?
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Because her ex-husband just
showed up out of the blue
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and took her kids
for four weeks,
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leaving her free as a bird!
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All right!
Let's give her a going-away party.
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Yes! Elaine: Okay.
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No!
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If Elaine nardo doesn't care
enough to tell us personally,
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then to hell with her.
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Elaine, I didn't know you
were planning to go to Europe.
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No, I haven't been.
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That's what so great about this.
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But when Vince showed up and
took those kids, I thought,
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why not see some of this
planet before you die?
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Go to Europe!
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Look, I am so excited about it,
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I cannot stand it.
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Well, I think it's great to be
so spontaneous and off-the-cuff,
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but don't you have to
think about it first?
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It's off season and cheap.
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Why don't you come with me?
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Me? No, I can't do that. Yes!
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No.
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I can.
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Please don't take this the wrong
way, nardo.
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I want to show you Rome.
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I want you to see
the sistine chapel
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just the way
michaelangelo saw it.
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Come on, Alex,
i'm serious about this.
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I know you've always
wanted to go to Europe.
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So, why not now?
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Come on, aren't you the one
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who's always saying
how great it is
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that we can just pick up
and go when we want to?
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Look, Elaine, just forget about
it, I can't do it.
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Never mind why.
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Don't ask me, please.
Just leave me alone.
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Alex, come on, now.
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This is me you're talking to.
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Why don't you just
tell me the reason?
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Okay.
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But you know the reason.
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No, I don't.
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Elaine,
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it has been our history
that there has been
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a certain attraction
between you and me here.
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Especially you for me.
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Oh... you're being silly.
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Look,
it's every decent man's fantasy
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that Europe is filled with
steamy, sultry women
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just waiting to throw themselves
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at the feet of
some American stud.
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Okay, Alex, you're going to miss
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what could be the best time
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of your suspicious,
fearful, little life.
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You could go off with Monique,
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whenever you want to.
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And I'll go off with Aldo.
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Alex, we will have
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the security of
a friend with us.
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That's why it'll
always be wonderful.
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It'll be open but protective.
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Adventuresome but familiar.
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The perfect vacation.
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It has been the lesson
of my life that nothing
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that ever sounds that
good ever really happens.
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Isn't it worth the chance?
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Wait, wait a minute,
wait a minute.
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Let me get this straight.
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Now, you're saying that
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if I met someone
right off the bat,
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and I just went
off and left you...
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Fine.
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You mean,
if you had something to do one day,
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and you wanted to do it
with me and I just said,
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"sorry, there's some place
else I'd like to be,"
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you wouldn't look hurt?
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Absolutely not.
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All right, wait a
minute, what if,
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what if I met someone
in an alfa Romeo,
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and I said, uh, "I'm sorry",
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but I'll catch up with you in
Rome, Elaine."
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I'll see you in Rome.
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Sounds good, but, uh,
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I'm still not sure
I should do it.
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Who didn't clean the
puke out of cab 415?
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And yet...
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How's the French coming along?
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Just fine.
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Answer me in French.
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Just fine.
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Oh, she's very pretty, huh?
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Yeah,
only in a sort of stunning way.
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You know, I think she's alone.
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Why don't you go
say hello to her?
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I'm thinking about it,
I'm thinking about it.
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She just glanced over here.
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Come on, Alex,
you're on your way to Europe,
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so get on your way.
Please, you're embarrassing me.
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I'm not going to walk
over and talk to her
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while I'm sitting
here talking to you.
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Alex, isn't this what
our pact is about?
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Come on, if you want
to go say hello to her,
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you go say hello.
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Okay...
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You know, Elaine,
it's really great
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traveling with you, I mean that.
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Excuse me.
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The, uh, walk over here
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was the longest walk of my life,
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but the walk back is going to be
even longer if you don't smile.
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Get lost.
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Let's just forget that it
didn't work out right away.
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Uh, I'm in a kind of funny
social position here,
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and i'd, I'd be very obligated
to you as a human being
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if you'd just let
me sit next to you
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for just a couple of seconds.
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If I have to mace you, I will.
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That's not mace, that's binaca.
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Even binaca, when you get it in your
eye, still stings.
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Alex, how'd it go?
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Oh, it's a little
too early to tell.
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Todd Bentley,
this is Alex reiger.
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Hi, Todd.
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How do you do there,
Mr. Reiger, sir?
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Huh, please,
don't call me "sir."
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I'm sorry, Mr. Reiger.
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Would you not call me "Mr.
Reiger"?
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What's the difference in our ages
anyway, six or seven years?
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I'd say more like 12, sir.
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All right,
so I'm the oldest guy on the plane.
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Are you satisfied now?
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Is he bothering you now?
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Is this your rubik's cube?
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Yes, it's my rubik's cube.
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Alex, calm down.
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Uh, Todd has just asked
us to jog to Germany.
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Oh, good.
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Why don't you just run on ahead?
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We'll catch up later.
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Todd, I heard you
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playing your guitar
in the boarding area.
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You played so well.
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We could have walked
and saved the bus fare.
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Alex, we're in Europe.
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Every penny counts.
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"The queen and the
Duke of Edinburgh
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in front of Buckingham Palace."
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Right, right, I got it.
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"A nice couple we
met at the hotel."
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Oh.
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Oh, I got it, I got it.
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Hmm,
arrows pointing to our room.
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Oh, nice touch.
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This is fun.
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Hey, Alex,
why don't we meet every day
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for postcard writing,
you know, like at 5:00?
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And that way, no matter where
we are or what we're doing,
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we'll have some time together.
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Oh, I don't know,
Elaine, I don't know.
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Better not count on that. Oh.
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I mean, I don't want to
get us both tied down.
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And there's this Julie christie
look-alike I've had my eye on.
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Oh, great.
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Well, make it if you can.
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My goodness, you look great!
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Oh, James, hi.
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James, this is Alex.
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Ah, Alex,
Elaine's platonic friend.
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Hi.
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Have you, uh, met any of those,
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um, steamy, sultry women yet?
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Ah, the butt of private
jokes, I see.
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Look, um, excuse
us, but Elaine and I
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really must be pushing off.
Oh, yes, okay.
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I'll see you tomorrow?
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Cheerio. Bye-bye.
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Wait, James. All right.
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Alex?
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You do have something to do
tonight, don't you?
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Why? Here in London?
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I hardly know where to start.
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Oh.
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You're welcome to come
with us if you'd like.
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On your date?
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Where are you going?
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We're taking a moonlight
boat ride up the thames.
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Well, all right,
but tell me if I get in the way.
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No, no, no, it's all right, it's all right.
You go ahead.
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And thanks for asking.
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There's a lot here I
can do on my own. Okay.
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Maybe even pick
up a wench or two.
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Ooh!
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Break some hearts, you rogue.
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You've got it. Bye.
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Ha!
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Do you mind?
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Thanks.
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Watch this.
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Oh!
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Oh, excuse me, excuse me.
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I'm terribly sorry.
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Terribly sorry.
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I'm really very sorry.
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God...
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Opa! Yasu! Opa!
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Opa! Yasu!
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Opa! Yasu! Opa!
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Ow!
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Opa! Yasu!
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Opa! Yasu!
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Opa! Yasu!
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Oh! Yasu! Yasu!
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Yasu!
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Opa!
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Opa!
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Whoo! Elaine, Elaine,
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what made us think
that it would be good
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to be here when the fisherman
came in with the fish?
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Oh, Alex,
this place has atmosphere.
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Unfortunately,
it may not wash out of
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our clothes.
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The smell offends you?
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Ah, I love the smell.
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Ooh!
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It's the smell of life.
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Fish... and friendship.
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And who's contributing what?
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Who cares?
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That's the beauty of it.
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Oh, look at this,
Elaine, Elaine.
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"The ruins of the
temple of Apollo."
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"We didn't do this."
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Alexo, you must be a Greek.
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Because a Greek, uh,
cherishes above all life,
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friendship and laughter.
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I love this man!
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No. Hold on.
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I love this man!
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Mwa!
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Ah, we-we need...
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We need more-more ouzo.
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Huh? Oh, yes. Yes, yes.
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Please.
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I'll, I'll bring more ouzo, huh?
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Okay. Mwa!
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Elaine, I like oumas,
but he isn't really your type.
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Oh, alexo, to us Greeks,
there is no type.
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Only the sea and love,
and love of the sea.
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Okay, one postcard,
and then I have to go, okay?
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Wait. You can't.
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This is our postcard time.
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We agreed to write postcards
together every day.
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Alex, we agreed to write
postcards every day if we could.
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So far, we haven't missed a day.
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Yeah, but you've been
cutting down on the time.
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And today, you were late,
and you brought oumas.
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Okay, all right,
I can stay a while longer.
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No, no, I mean,
262
00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:56,267
am I wrong?
I mean, just tell me if I'm wrong...
263
00:13:56,302 --> 00:13:57,869
It's okay.
264
00:13:57,904 --> 00:13:59,770
What's the matter?
265
00:13:59,805 --> 00:14:04,175
Elaine, there's this, uh,
beautiful girl that I met, and,
266
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:06,177
uh, I told her to meet me
here, and, uh...
267
00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:07,378
Oh. She's a model from Paris.
268
00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:08,913
I didn't even know
she would show up.
269
00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:14,085
Yo! Yo! Desiree!
270
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,720
I'm in here. I'm in here.
271
00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:16,954
She's coming.
272
00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:18,355
She's coming in.
273
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,591
Elaine, excuse me.
My date is shimmering in the doorway.
274
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:24,896
Desiree.
275
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:28,733
You look lovely.
276
00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:30,735
Elaine nardo, this is Desiree.
277
00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:32,704
Hello. Hello. How do you do?
278
00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:34,405
Uh, I really must be going.
279
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:37,808
Um, oumas promised to dive into
the aegean and get me a sponge.
280
00:14:37,843 --> 00:14:39,043
Funny.
281
00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:41,045
Uh, I'll see you later.
282
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,279
Sure.
283
00:14:42,314 --> 00:14:43,514
Why? You want to go?
284
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,349
No, no, no, let's go.
Okay, okay.
285
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:46,918
Come,
I'll show you Athens by night.
286
00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:48,218
Good night.
287
00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:49,386
Have fun, you two.
288
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:50,555
Okay. Bye.
289
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:51,590
Bye-bye.
290
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,324
Ah.
291
00:14:53,359 --> 00:14:55,526
Alex, you're not dressed.
292
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,761
No, no,
it's you who's dressed too much.
293
00:14:57,797 --> 00:14:59,564
Oh.
294
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:02,500
What, uh...
what did you have in mind to do?
295
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:04,034
Oh, I don't know.
296
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:07,238
Walk, talk, lay down my life.
297
00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:09,107
Well, uh, don't worry.
298
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:12,876
We have plenty of time
to, uh, stop by your hotel
299
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:16,514
and, uh, oh,
you can change before we go to
300
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:17,849
the casino, no?
301
00:15:17,884 --> 00:15:19,249
The casino?
302
00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:21,051
Uh, excuse me, uh, Desiree.
303
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,587
I'm a working man.
304
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,255
Just how expensive
is this casino?
305
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:28,926
Oh, well,
excuse me for asking this, Alex,
306
00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:31,963
but, uh,
what is it you do for a living?
307
00:15:31,998 --> 00:15:33,965
I'm a ca... taxi driver.
308
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,935
Oh! A taxi driver?
309
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:39,603
It's not the same job
as it is over here.
310
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:43,173
You see, taxi drivers are held
in very high esteem in America.
311
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:47,078
There's a waiting list.
312
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:50,447
People commit suicide
if they can't get in.
313
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,416
Now, doctors, over in America,
314
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:54,251
you wouldn't want
to talk to them.
315
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,787
Riffraff.
316
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:58,723
As I was saying,
how expensive is this casino?
317
00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,858
Well, I'm afraid
318
00:16:00,894 --> 00:16:03,728
that if you have to ask,
uh, you cannot afford it.
319
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,496
I have to ask.
320
00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:08,966
Well, look, I am so sorry, Alex,
321
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:11,169
but, um, I really have
322
00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:12,637
to go to the casino tonight.
323
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,605
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
324
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:15,973
What kind of a woman are you?
325
00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:17,586
I mean, you meet a
guy, and you like him,
326
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:19,655
and just because he can't afford
to take you to a nice place,
327
00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:20,812
you're gonna dump him?
328
00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:22,347
What kind of a person is that?
329
00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:24,881
French.
330
00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:03,154
Ah, viennese food is so rich
and wonderful and expensive.
331
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:08,559
Yeah, I agree with you.
332
00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:12,030
Why smile when
we're all gonna die?
333
00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:15,099
I'll have a clear broth for now.
334
00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:18,302
What-what...
what comes with that?
335
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:20,671
A sprig of parsley.
336
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,340
Can you substitute meatloaf?
337
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,414
Hello.
338
00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:30,815
Ah.
339
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:33,617
All dressed for another
great evening, huh?
340
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,986
Who is the lucky prussian?
341
00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:37,721
Oh, Alex, you're broke.
342
00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:40,458
Why don't you let me
loan you some money?
343
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:43,026
Of course. I've been waiting
for you to loan me money.
344
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,895
What'd you think I
was going to say?
345
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,263
I'd rather be hungry? Pride?
346
00:17:46,298 --> 00:17:47,598
Give me money.
347
00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:49,067
Thank you.
348
00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:50,835
Where are you going?
349
00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:52,670
Why are you asking me this?
350
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:54,538
It's become my hobby.
351
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:57,574
I'm going to a dinner party.
352
00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,910
Oh.
353
00:17:59,945 --> 00:18:02,380
Thank you.
354
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,281
Well, it's a lovely gown.
355
00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:05,516
Oh, thank you.
356
00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:07,017
It's an original.
357
00:18:07,052 --> 00:18:08,886
One of your dates
buy it for you?
358
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,188
No, he designed it for me.
359
00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:14,225
Don't be bitter.
360
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,760
This is not bitterness.
This is admiration.
361
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:18,763
The guy you met in
France owned a vineyard.
362
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:21,165
The guy in London was
a member of parliament.
363
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,733
And that aging contessa in Italy
364
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,635
who called you daughter.
365
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:27,138
And that monk who broke
a 30-year vow of silence
366
00:18:27,173 --> 00:18:28,339
just to say wow.
367
00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:29,340
In Spanish!
368
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:30,441
Yo!
369
00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:34,578
You haven't enjoyed Europe.
370
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,981
Oh, what makes you
say a thing like that?
371
00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:39,517
I got the idea that
night in Barcelona
372
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:41,919
when, uh,
I heard you in the next room
373
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:45,456
crying yourself to sleep.
374
00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:46,491
You heard that?
375
00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:49,360
Oh, I don't know.
376
00:18:49,395 --> 00:18:52,929
Maybe I was expecting
too much from Europe.
377
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,832
I-I-I thought it was
all gonna be romance,
378
00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:59,236
but instead,
it's just all Europe.
379
00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:01,339
I know.
380
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,808
I saw countries and
people and culture,
381
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:07,478
but I didn't meet that woman
on a cobblestone street
382
00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:09,613
who doesn't speak
a word of English,
383
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:14,551
and without a word,
makes the greatest night of my life.
384
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:19,723
I wanted a night like that.
385
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,828
You solved the cube!
386
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:27,264
Oh, my gosh,
how did you do that?
387
00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:28,833
I tore off the
little color spots
388
00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:30,400
and put them where
they should be.
389
00:19:30,436 --> 00:19:31,535
Oh.
390
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:36,006
You know, Alex,
maybe I'll cancel my plans tonight,
391
00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:37,575
and then you and I could spend
392
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:38,954
our last evening
in Europe together.
393
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:40,511
I don't know.
Would you like that?
394
00:19:40,546 --> 00:19:41,979
I don't know. I don't know.
395
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:44,648
Elaine, I mean,
if you and I went out together tonight,
396
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,617
you know,
with the moon and the danube
397
00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:48,219
and the schnitzel in the air,
398
00:19:48,254 --> 00:19:50,454
and me being one of the
most depressed tourists
399
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,390
you'll ever find on this
whole damn continent,
400
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:53,891
I don't know what might happen.
401
00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:55,993
I mean,
before we left the United States,
402
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,061
I was...
i-i-i-i was afraid of that.
403
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,665
Now I don't even know why
404
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,467
I'm afraid of that.
405
00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:05,447
Oh, Elaine, I'm just a broken
man who's very grateful
406
00:20:05,471 --> 00:20:06,815
for the fact that
you're even talking
407
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:08,472
to me.
Thank you for talking to me.
408
00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:09,706
Thank you for talking to me!
409
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:10,875
Am I saying this?
410
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,076
Thank you for talking to me!
411
00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:13,911
Aw.
412
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:15,612
Oh, I was hoping
you'd say just that.
413
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:18,827
Is this postcard
addressed to me?
414
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:21,385
Oh, no. No, no, no, I-I was gonna mail...
I was gonna...
415
00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:24,021
No, no, no, no, no.
Come on, Alex, let me see this.
416
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,222
"Dear Elaine,
417
00:20:25,257 --> 00:20:27,358
"the time we spent
writing postcards together
418
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,293
was the best part of my trip."
419
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,533
I don't know what to say.
420
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:38,035
Say "aw."
421
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,970
Aw?
422
00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:41,238
I know.
423
00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:42,539
I love it.
424
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:45,442
But you weren't
supposed to read this
425
00:20:45,477 --> 00:20:46,944
until we got back to New York,
426
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:48,257
and it wouldn't
spoil our friendship.
427
00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:49,813
Oh, right.
428
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:52,349
Yeah,
let's not spoil our friendship.
429
00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:54,318
No.
430
00:20:55,621 --> 00:20:58,655
You know, Alex,
431
00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:01,725
we've known each other
for four years now.
432
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,594
Yeah.
433
00:21:03,629 --> 00:21:05,863
And we've seen each other
434
00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:12,736
depressed, neurotic,
sad, angry, hostile,
435
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:16,540
stupid, ugly.
436
00:21:16,575 --> 00:21:19,242
And yet,
we've still remained friends.
437
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:27,651
Maybe our friendship
is strong enough
438
00:21:27,686 --> 00:21:32,188
to survive one night of... love.
439
00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:45,102
You want to go for a walk?
440
00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:50,073
I'd love to.
441
00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:04,921
I finally got a date in Europe.
442
00:22:48,234 --> 00:22:49,833
Good night, Mr. Walters.
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