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You couldn't just drive
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and be happy you had jobs.
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The sunshine cab
company is broke.
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We'll have to find
ourselves other jobs.
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We'll meet in a month
and we'll tell about
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the great jobs we all got.
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Yeah!
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Here.
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Congratulations.
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Hello, my name is Elaine nardo.
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Come on, latka,
there's a lot of tables to be cleaned.
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Oh, I forgot.
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Tonight's the night
the losers get together
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to share their success stories.
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It's going to be
a short evening.
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You have made lots of
money, Louie?
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Oh, I get by.
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No one ask him.
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Ah, well, I can't stick around.
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I got to get back to work.
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I just stopped by to
have a beer and gloat.
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Hey, Louie, you forgot to sign
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your unemployment check.
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Go, Louie.
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All right,
before you laugh at me
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you better listen to my story.
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Thank you.
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All right...
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I said I could succeed in
any field and I proved it.
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I went down to wall street
and I became a stockbroker.
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Get serious.
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You've got to be kidding?
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You, a stockbroker, Lou?
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Give us a break, Louie.
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Hey, I'm not saying it
was easy to break in.
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These reports look fine.
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File them with the
Clifton portfolio
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and bring me the Wesley-
cosgrove prospectus.
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Yes, sir.
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You the top dog here?
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I didn't know guys
and dolls was in town.
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Excuse me.
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You can't barge
in here like this.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Are you the cheese or not?
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I'm the head of this firm,
if that's what you mean.
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Snap this picture.
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Future generations
are going to want
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an exact record of the moment
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that you hired your
greatest salesman.
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Say "cheese," cheese.
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There you go.
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Miss lang, what are you doing?
Call security.
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Yes, sir.
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Good, good, call security.
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If I can't convince
you to hire me
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by the time they get
here, I'll leave.
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You know what the problem with
this company is, Mr. Gray?
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You don't know how to get dirty.
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What this organization needs
is a man who can get dirty...
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Someone who'll go out there
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and scrape up any business he
can, any way he can,
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from anybody who's
got a couple of bucks.
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You don't need fancy clothes
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and a nice education
to make money.
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What you need is volume.
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You need hustle!
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You need to get dirty!
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I was born dirty, Mr. Gray,
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and every day I get dirtier...
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And dirtier!
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Trouble, Mr. Gray?
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Go on.
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And dirtier!
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Hello, de palma here.
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You want a quote?
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Hang on a second.
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Let me have that.
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All right, 33 1/8.
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All right, all right.
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Hello there, de palma here.
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Oh, Tom, baby, how are you?
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All right.
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Yeah, listen, Tom,
I'm very upset to find out
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that you've got your entire
account sewed up in one stock,
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but if you want to bounce up
and down the boards with at&t,
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that's your business.
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I'm telling you, Tom,
they're a fly-by-night outfit.
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Hold on a second,
something just flashed on the big board.
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Hello there, sweetheart.
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I don't believe I've
had the pleasure.
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We've met.
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That's not the pleasure
I was talking about.
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Tom, listen to the words
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that are going to send you
to an early retirement:
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Genetic research.
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You know,
cloning and stuff like that.
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Listen,
today they're doing it with rats.
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Tomorrow, they'll be cranking
out Cheryl tiegs by the dozens.
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Ah, I know what
you're going to say.
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I know,
you got a philosophical problem
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because there's a possibility
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that something maybe
could go wrong.
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I mean, some mutant virus
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could wipe out half the world.
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If you're in the half
that's still around
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do you want to be rich or not?
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All right, all right.
I'm going no further on this.
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I'll put you down
for 5,000 shares.
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If you change your mind,
you get back to me, okay?
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5,000 shares!
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Yes, guys,
that's the way he does it.
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All right.
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Let's see...
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Whoop!
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Hello, Mrs. Greer?
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Uh, this is Louie de palma.
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Have you decided what to do
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with your husband's life
insurance settlement yet?
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Well, I noticed in
the obits this morning
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that he died last night.
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Oh, oh, oh, well, well,
um, I'll call back in a...
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You know, after the services.
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All right, in the meantime,
think chemicals and electronics.
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All right.
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Okay, let's see...
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Hello, myron Schwartz?
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This is your cousin,
Louis ginzberg.
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No, I was at your wedding.
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We met behind the chopped liver.
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Uh, listen, listen...
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I think our family
should stick together.
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I got some hot stock here
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and I saved some for you.
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I'll send you the prospectus.
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Don't mention it.
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Shalom.
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Uh...
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Uh, I'll be right with you.
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Uh, Mr. Tobias?
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Uh, this is Louie de palma.
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Oh, well, have you ever thought
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of investing in
the stock market?
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Oh, well, is your mommy home?
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No?
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Well, do you know
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where your mommy
keeps her checkbook?
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Uh, all right,
look, David, David,
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I'll have to get back to you.
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Okay.
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All right, bye-bye.
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Uh, Mr. De palma,
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I have to speak to
you about something.
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I'm very busy here,
so make it quick.
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Certainly... you're fired.
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I rushed you a little
bit, didn't I?
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I'm sorry, I...
I made a mistake.
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You simply don't fit
into our organization.
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I'm... i'm... I'm making
more money than anybody here!
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We realize you're doing
high-volume business.
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That's not the problem.
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It's your... demeanor.
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Your taste in clothing is loud.
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Your taste in
everything is loud.
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You're loud!
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Secretaries have
been complaining.
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You eat too much
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in the corporate dining room.
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You make noises when you eat.
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Everybody makes
noises when they eat.
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Everybody makes eating
noises when they eat.
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Yours are not eating noises.
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Yours are not...
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Human noises.
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What are we talking about here?
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I mean ethics or something?
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Oh, no,
I certainly have no complaints
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about your ethics.
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You have no ethics.
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The problem is...
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We can't stand you.
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Everyone's complaining.
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It's nothing personal,
you're just...
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Disgusting!
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What you call disgusting,
I call selling!
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I'm better at this
business than any of you.
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I just don't look the part.
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I don't behave like
the rest of you.
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I didn't go to the right
college, or any college,
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but let me tell you
something, Mr. Gray.
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I'm going to leave here
feeling good about myself
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because I know that I succeeded.
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You have to stay here
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knowing that some guy off
the street can outdo you.
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Hmm!
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I'm sorry.
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Uh, Mr. De palma,
I like to think
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that even the most fleeting
and shallow relationships
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in this life somehow enrich us.
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I think if you take a good
look at this situation
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you'll find you've
profited by it.
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I couldn't agree more.
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So long, loser.
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Louie, phone for you.
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That's probably wall street
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begging me to come back.
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Go. Go.
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So, Bobby,
I guess it's your turn.
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What job did you get?
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Um, I got something in
the entertainment field.
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All right, Bob!
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That's interesting, Bob.
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Well, sort of.
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What do you mean sort of?
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Well, I had a real hard
time finding anything,
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so I took a job in
a department store
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doing parties.
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People would have parties
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for their children
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and they'd hire me
to come to the party
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and I'd play a part.
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Oh, yeah? What kind of part?
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Um... well, nothing crazy.
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Something pretty
traditional, actually.
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Is this the Beck residence?
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Yes, it is.
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Well, I'm here for your party.
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Oh, good... come in, please.
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That's...
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That's a nice outfit.
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Thanks a lot,
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but you got to understand,
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this is not what
I do for a living.
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You just do it for fun?
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No... not for fun.
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I'll get the kids.
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Hey, listen, um...
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Excuse me, aren't you Cynthia
Beck, the film director?
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That's right, I am.
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My name's Bobby Wheeler and...
And I just love your work.
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Well, I've always
admired your jelly beans.
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Hey, listen, actually,
I'm really an actor
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and I haven't done very much,
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but I'm really, really good.
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And I'd love to read
for you sometime,
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but you're really
hard to get in to see.
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Uh, the kids are
kind of restless.
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I'll send them right in.
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Okay.
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Kids, come on, the easter bunny
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wants to see you.
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Hi, kids.
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Yeah! I'm the easter bunny
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and I've come all the way from
the enchanted lettuce patch
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just to spend easter with you.
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Now, you want to sing a song?
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- Hmm?
- Okay.
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Okay, now you join in.
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I think you'll know this one, okay?
All right. Okay.
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♪ Here comes Peter cottontail
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♪ hoppin' down the bunny trail
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♪ hippity-hoppity, easter...
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Oh! And now, kids,
in keeping with the easter season
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the easter bunny has a
special surprise for you.
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He's going to perform a scene
266
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from the Broadway play
whose life is it anyway?
267
00:14:24,334 --> 00:14:26,133
That's right, kids.
268
00:14:26,167 --> 00:14:30,033
The easter bunny is also
a serious artist, too.
269
00:14:30,067 --> 00:14:32,100
Now, you have to pretend
270
00:14:32,133 --> 00:14:36,567
that the easter bunny's
paralyzed from the neck down.
271
00:14:39,167 --> 00:14:40,133
And he's talking
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to his doctor, okay?
273
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You got that, right?
274
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Good.
275
00:14:44,567 --> 00:14:48,868
Can't you see that
is why I've decided
276
00:14:48,901 --> 00:14:51,167
that life is not worth living?
277
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:53,334
I'm not human!
278
00:14:54,601 --> 00:14:56,467
And I'm even more
convinced of that
279
00:14:56,501 --> 00:14:58,300
by your visit than I was before.
280
00:14:58,334 --> 00:14:59,901
Now, how does that grab you?
281
00:14:59,934 --> 00:15:02,100
The very exercise
282
00:15:02,133 --> 00:15:04,400
of your so-called
"professionalism"
283
00:15:04,434 --> 00:15:05,934
makes me want to die.
284
00:15:09,467 --> 00:15:11,634
She was so impressed
by my performance
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that she offered me a part.
286
00:15:13,267 --> 00:15:14,234
Really? Yeah.
287
00:15:14,267 --> 00:15:15,367
What part?
288
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The clown at her
daughter's birthday party.
289
00:15:17,934 --> 00:15:20,167
All right, Bob!
290
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:22,534
Well, um... that leaves, uh...
291
00:15:22,567 --> 00:15:25,334
The guy in the yellow sweater.
292
00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:28,567
Yeah, Alex, tell us.
293
00:15:28,601 --> 00:15:29,801
What'd you do?
294
00:15:29,834 --> 00:15:31,043
What'd you do?
What'd you do? Come on.
295
00:15:31,067 --> 00:15:32,767
Well, I, uh... I took a job
296
00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:35,567
as a night watchman
in an office building.
297
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:36,767
A night watchman?
298
00:15:36,801 --> 00:15:38,601
I thought I would, you know,
299
00:15:38,634 --> 00:15:40,167
have a lot of time to myself...
300
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,968
You know,
catch up on a lot of reading
301
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,767
I always wanted to get done.
302
00:15:43,801 --> 00:15:45,767
Well, the first couple of weeks
303
00:15:45,801 --> 00:15:47,267
it was kind of boring.
304
00:15:47,300 --> 00:15:48,467
But after that
305
00:15:48,501 --> 00:15:50,467
I started to go a little nuts.
306
00:15:56,334 --> 00:15:59,167
12,389...
307
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,667
12,390...
308
00:16:01,701 --> 00:16:05,000
12,391.
309
00:16:06,334 --> 00:16:10,267
12,391 hairs on my head.
310
00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:17,434
Oh, what the hell,
let's make it an even number.
311
00:16:19,033 --> 00:16:21,567
12,390.
312
00:16:24,534 --> 00:16:27,467
Oh, what else is
left on the agenda?
313
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:31,234
And I had dinner...
314
00:16:31,267 --> 00:16:33,934
Oh, next is my rounds,
make sure the building is secure.
315
00:16:33,968 --> 00:16:36,767
My rounds, my rounds.
316
00:16:36,801 --> 00:16:39,934
Corridor a, corridor b,
corridor c, corridor d.
317
00:16:39,968 --> 00:16:41,234
Wow.
318
00:16:45,901 --> 00:16:48,133
Work, work, work, work, work.
319
00:16:50,834 --> 00:16:52,934
Keep in shape.
320
00:18:00,467 --> 00:18:02,734
This is how I look when I talk.
321
00:18:08,434 --> 00:18:10,067
This is how I look
322
00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:13,400
when I say,
"this is how I look when I talk."
323
00:18:13,434 --> 00:18:15,767
This is how I look when I smile.
324
00:18:17,634 --> 00:18:20,968
This is how I look with
my flashlight in my mouth.
325
00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:27,667
This is how I look when i'm
the star of my own TV show:
326
00:18:27,701 --> 00:18:29,968
Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen!
327
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:33,534
Welcome to the Alex rieger
show, starring Alex rieger.
328
00:18:33,567 --> 00:18:35,834
Now let's get to
our first guest.
329
00:18:35,868 --> 00:18:38,467
Our first guest this evening,
ladies and gentlemen,
330
00:18:38,501 --> 00:18:40,901
is the greatest
juggler in the world.
331
00:18:40,934 --> 00:18:43,968
And let's see if I get
his name straight here:
332
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,067
Alex rieger!
333
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:58,033
I am now going to
attempt juggling...
334
00:18:58,067 --> 00:18:59,300
Backwards.
335
00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:03,968
With one leg.
336
00:19:06,434 --> 00:19:09,534
Now, for my greatest trick,
ladies and gentlemen,
337
00:19:09,567 --> 00:19:11,501
I must have complete silence.
338
00:19:11,534 --> 00:19:14,601
I am going to juggle and
eat at the same time.
339
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:30,300
This is station y.A.W.N.
Signing off
340
00:19:30,334 --> 00:19:33,000
after an evening of telecasting.
341
00:20:16,601 --> 00:20:18,267
Oh...
342
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,634
Hi, Henry.
343
00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:21,033
You okay?
344
00:20:21,067 --> 00:20:23,501
Oh, sure, sure, I'm fine, Henry.
345
00:20:23,534 --> 00:20:26,267
Well,
I'll just be going along now.
346
00:20:27,534 --> 00:20:29,634
Yeah, just take it easy, rieger.
347
00:20:29,667 --> 00:20:31,868
It's just the first
couple of weeks
348
00:20:31,901 --> 00:20:34,100
on this job that are kind of
tough, you know?
349
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:37,167
But once you've been at
it 20 years like I have,
350
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,734
boy, you're going to
learn to handle it.
351
00:20:39,767 --> 00:20:41,400
Thanks for the tip, Henry.
352
00:20:41,434 --> 00:20:42,801
Take it easy.
353
00:20:42,834 --> 00:20:44,234
Yeah, good night.
354
00:20:52,968 --> 00:20:54,534
Gee.
355
00:20:54,567 --> 00:20:56,868
Boy... gee.
356
00:21:13,167 --> 00:21:14,501
It's time now...
357
00:21:14,534 --> 00:21:17,100
For the Harry and muffy show!
358
00:21:17,133 --> 00:21:18,300
Yeah!
359
00:21:23,868 --> 00:21:26,300
Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
360
00:21:26,334 --> 00:21:29,634
Well, who are our guests
tonight, muffy?
361
00:21:36,234 --> 00:21:38,033
Harry...
362
00:21:38,067 --> 00:21:40,434
You are a sick man.
363
00:21:46,901 --> 00:21:49,200
Listen up, dregs of society.
364
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,868
The sunshine cab company
365
00:21:54,901 --> 00:21:57,067
was just purchased
by a new owner.
366
00:21:57,100 --> 00:21:58,601
All right?
367
00:21:58,634 --> 00:22:01,200
We're back in business,
boys and girls.
368
00:22:01,234 --> 00:22:04,968
If you want your jobs
back, you better follow me.
369
00:22:13,300 --> 00:22:16,667
So okay, so cab driving is a
stinky, lousy job
370
00:22:16,701 --> 00:22:18,601
that, uh... Has no comforts
371
00:22:18,634 --> 00:22:20,601
and no dignity and no future,
372
00:22:20,634 --> 00:22:22,400
but on the other hand...
373
00:22:22,434 --> 00:22:24,400
Would anyone like to help me
374
00:22:24,434 --> 00:22:25,901
with the other hand?
375
00:22:25,934 --> 00:22:26,968
On the other hand
376
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,701
we stink at everything else?
377
00:22:28,734 --> 00:22:30,534
Come on!
378
00:22:30,567 --> 00:22:31,534
All right!
379
00:22:31,567 --> 00:22:32,567
I guess...
380
00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:33,801
Let's go, latka.
381
00:22:33,834 --> 00:22:35,534
Hey, Tom, on my tab.
382
00:22:35,567 --> 00:22:36,834
You got it, tone.
383
00:22:44,267 --> 00:22:46,334
Take this job and shove it.
384
00:22:55,934 --> 00:22:57,701
You know something?
I can't believe it,
385
00:22:57,734 --> 00:23:00,267
but it's actually
good to be back.
386
00:23:00,300 --> 00:23:02,167
Yeah, I have to admit it.
387
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:03,667
It is.
388
00:23:03,701 --> 00:23:06,634
Who ever thought we'd
miss this crummy place?
389
00:23:06,667 --> 00:23:08,267
Yeah, I know what you mean.
390
00:23:08,300 --> 00:23:09,934
Oh, my god.
391
00:23:09,968 --> 00:23:12,434
It actually feels like home.
392
00:23:12,467 --> 00:23:15,000
Yeah, it sure does.
393
00:23:15,033 --> 00:23:18,300
Well, let's get to work.
394
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:20,968
Yeah.
395
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,367
Hey...
396
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,467
What is it we do?
397
00:23:24,501 --> 00:23:26,334
We're cab drivers, Jim.
398
00:23:26,367 --> 00:23:28,367
Ah, come on.
399
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:30,167
No, really.
400
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,601
Wow!
401
00:23:32,901 --> 00:23:34,467
Ignatowski...
402
00:23:34,501 --> 00:23:36,300
111.
403
00:23:36,334 --> 00:23:37,601
Banta...
404
00:23:37,634 --> 00:23:40,634
412.
405
00:23:40,667 --> 00:23:42,467
Wheeler, 603.
406
00:23:42,501 --> 00:23:44,467
Old 603.
407
00:23:44,501 --> 00:23:46,601
Nardo...
408
00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:48,033
218.
409
00:23:49,100 --> 00:23:50,667
Rieger...
410
00:23:50,701 --> 00:23:52,234
134.
411
00:24:26,300 --> 00:24:27,868
Night, Mr. Walters.
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