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Hey, what's going on, huh?
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How come none of you
guys are out driving?
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Louie's been upstairs in
a meeting for an hour,
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you know, with the, uh,
company executives and MacKenzie.
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Well, what's the meeting about?
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Got me.
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Hey, does anybody know
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what's going on up there?
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Well, uh, don't hold me to this,
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because I could be dead wrong,
but if it's what I think it is,
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I haven't got a clue.
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I know what...
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I know what it is.
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The company is broke.
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What? Where did you hear that?
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From me.
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Today, this afternoon,
I tried to order parts,
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and everywhere I called,
they said that our credit is no good.
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Wow, the sunshine
cab company is broke.
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It's your fault... all of you!
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You did this!
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You couldn't just drive
and be happy you had jobs.
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No!
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No!
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Everything had to be just so.
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The tires had to have treads.
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The brakes had to have linings.
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Okay, prima Donnas...
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You got them,
now you don't have jobs.
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I hope you're satisfied.
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You finally killed
the golden goose.
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Now, wait a minute, boss...
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Maybe you're upset,
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but before you go
throwing the blame around
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you better check your facts.
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Anyone here go near that goose?
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What are we going to do?
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We'll have to find
ourselves other jobs.
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I guess we'll have to go to
another cab company, huh?
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Hmm, not me,
I'm sick of driving.
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I think I'm going to
take this as a sign
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to break away and start fresh.
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Hey, yeah,
maybe losing our jobs is a blessing.
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Yeah, maybe it's time to get
out of the hack business.
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Maybe it's time for us to shed these
old, lousy, nowhere jobs
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and find new,
lousy, nowhere jobs.
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Sounds good to me.
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Well, count me in.
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Okay, listen,
we're all going to be out there
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looking for new jobs, right?
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And we're all gonna
be real curious
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to see what the others
have come up with.
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So, let's say in a month,
we meet at Mario's...
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All right, all right. Terrific.
We'll meet in a month. Yeah!
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And we'll tell about the
great jobs we all got. Yeah.
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Let's do it. Come on!
Stretch! Hey, all right!
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Hey, Lou,
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how did, uh, MacKenzie take it?
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The captain?
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Yeah. Huh!
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Don't worry about him.
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Nothing's going to get
that old buzzard down.
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Right now he's upstairs,
brainstorming for an idea
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and believe me,
he'll find a way out.
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I wonder how long it took him
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to come up with that one.
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Hey! Hey, there she is!
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Thanks! Oh, god.
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I'm so sorry I'm late.
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I-I had to wait for the sitter.
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So, uh, what did I miss?
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We've only been here
for a couple of minutes.
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- Just time enough for "hellos."
- Oh...
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Oh, I haven't seen you
guys since that terrible
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day in the garage. Yeah.
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Oh, yeah. Yeck, that was awful.
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Yeah, but I knew MacKenzie
wasn't the kind of guy
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who'd shoot himself.
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Yeah, unfortunately
he was the kind of guy
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who would shoot his accountant.
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So why don't we get
right down to it?
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Okay. What did everybody
do during the month?
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Yeah, come on,
who's going to go first?
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Uh... What about you, Tony?
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Okay, um, I looked around a lot,
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and I couldn't find
anything, you know?
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So I had to take this job
with Lou-Lou the bookmaker.
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I go around collecting
money from people
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who are reluctant to pay up.
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I was making fantastic money,
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but then after awhile
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the moral problem
started to get to me.
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Hmm...
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I really appreciate
you taking the time
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to see me like this, father.
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I always have time
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for those who come
to me with problems.
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Please, have a seat.
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What can I do for you?
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Uh...
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Tony, if there's something
you want to tell me,
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you don't need to
feel embarrassed.
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I just don't know how to
start, father.
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This is real tough for me.
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I'm not going anyplace.
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Start, uh,
whenever you're ready.
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Well, you see, father,
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the garage where I was
working, it went bankrupt,
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so I had to go out
and find another job.
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I couldn't find any.
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I looked real hard,
but I couldn't find one...
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Except as a collector
for a bookmaker.
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A collector?
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You know,
I go around making people
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pay up their gambling debts.
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Sometimes I got to
act tough with them,
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but I never hurt nobody.
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Tony,
I hope you didn't come here
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expecting me to approve of that.
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See, father,
if I didn't do the collecting,
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somebody else would...
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Somebody maybe not so nice.
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So I don't think it's so wrong
for me to keep doing it...
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Just until I find another job.
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Come on now, Tony,
if you don't think it's wrong,
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why have you come
to me so troubled?
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'Cause you owe 300 bucks.
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Listen, I'm sorry, father,
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but Lou-Lou says
you're already overdue.
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The money's got
to be paid today.
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I don't have the money!
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I don't know what
I'm going to do.
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Well, how did you let this
happen, father?
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I gave the locker room prayer
for the giants that week.
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The team looked so
up for the game,
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I didn't see how
they could lose.
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Especially with the
14-point spread.
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Father, isn't it illegal and
a sin to bet with a bookmaker,
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even with the spread?
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14 points.
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Yes, I sinned...
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And now I have to do penance.
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I hate to do this. Well, you...
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But I don't have any choice.
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That's right.
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This watch was a
personal gift to me
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from the archbishop.
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Give it to Lou-Lou.
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I can't do this, father.
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No, no, no. I made a
mistake, I should pay for it.
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Forget about the sentiment.
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Nah, nah, you don't understand.
He only takes cash.
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Perhaps if I spoke
to him personally.
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Come on, I'll go with
you to give it to him.
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No, he ain't going to take
it, father, I'm telling ya.
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I have faith, Tony.
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I always put my
faith in the lord.
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Well, as long as you
don't put your faith
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in the giants again.
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I'll-I'll talk to you later.
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Come in.
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Hey, Tony,
you're back from making
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your collections already, huh?
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Yeah. How'd it go?
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Fine.
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Good.
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Who gave us the priest?
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He's the one who owes you
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the $300 from the...
Get rid of him.
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Yeah, but he wants to
talk to you about...
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Tony, I don't want
to talk to no priest.
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I don't want no
priest in my office.
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Father, would you excuse
me for one second, okay?
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Just a second.
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Lou-Lou,
he don't have the money.
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He came here to
give you a watch.
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I don't want no watch.
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When somebody don't pay up,
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it's your job to explain
those rules to them
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by whatever means available.
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Father, you want to come in
here, please?
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Hey, father, I'm just gonna
have to pay up your debt myself.
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I can't let you do that.
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No, no, father, it's okay.
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I'd rather do it this way.
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Tony, Tony, don't be a sap.
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All right, I can afford
it better than Tony can.
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Give me the watch,
father, and we're even.
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It was given to me
by the archbishop...
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Yeah, yeah, sure.
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Thank you, Lou-Lou,
you're a good man.
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I want you both to know
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I'm never going to gamble again.
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Thank you, Tony.
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Any time, father. See you later.
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I can't believe
you took his watch.
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I'm sure I will
treasure it forever.
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Hey, uh, Lou-Lou, uh,
I don't want to mention this,
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but you said I was
getting paid Friday
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and today's Friday,
and I really need the money.
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Oh, yeah, I forgot.
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Here, congratulations.
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So, uh, Elaine,
that makes you next.
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Well, okay.
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I went to work as a secretary
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for this large corporation
downtown, right?
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So, the first day the
personnel director
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takes me to the office and
she just leaves me there.
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So I'm sitting there
waiting for my boss,
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wondering what he's
going to be like...
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Are you Mr. Givens' secretary?
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Uh, yes. Hello, um,
my name is Elaine nardo, and I...
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Don't try to be
pleasant with me.
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Is he in his office?
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Uh, no, i-I'm sorry.
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He's not in right now.
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Well, then,
perhaps you'll be so kind
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as to tell me where that
horse's rear end is.
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He was supposed to be in
my office half an hour ago.
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If Mr. Givens doesn't have
a good excuse this time,
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he's fired.
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Uh...
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He's, uh... his car broke down.
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Splendid, miss nardo.
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I'm George givens.
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Welcome aboard.
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You're Mr. Givens?
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Why did you do that?
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Ah, I was just giving you
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a little battlefield experience.
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It doesn't happen often,
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but every once in awhile,
people look for me.
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When they do,
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it's very important that
I be somewhere else.
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Why?
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Sit down, miss nardo.
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I've been working
for this company
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for 23 years.
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That is a record.
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No one's been here
longer than I have,
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and the reason
I've lasted so long
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is because no one
quite knows who I am.
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Oh, some people know my face.
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Some people know my name.
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But very few of them
put them together.
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My dearest friends
in this company
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know me as "what's-his-name?"
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Come on, now...
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Isn't this a little
ridiculous, mister...
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You're right,
you are forgettable!
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Thank you.
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Over the years,
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I've developed a
lot of techniques.
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For instance, meetings
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are my biggest challenge.
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I slip in with the crowd,
257
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and I never say
anything except "mm-hmm"
258
00:12:41,701 --> 00:12:43,934
or "mm-mmm."
259
00:12:43,968 --> 00:12:45,434
And most importantly,
260
00:12:45,467 --> 00:12:49,000
I laugh only after everyone
else starts laughing
261
00:12:49,033 --> 00:12:51,534
and stop cleanly
before they stop.
262
00:12:51,567 --> 00:12:52,834
Do you have any questions?
263
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,200
Yes... uh...
264
00:12:55,234 --> 00:12:57,534
Mr. Givens,
I don't know much about business...
265
00:12:57,567 --> 00:12:59,100
Oh, that doesn't matter.
266
00:12:59,133 --> 00:13:01,634
But, uh,
I've read some of your reports
267
00:13:01,667 --> 00:13:04,801
and I think it's wonderful
what you've written.
268
00:13:04,834 --> 00:13:07,200
You read my reports? Yes.
269
00:13:07,234 --> 00:13:09,901
What do you think,
I write those reports to be read?
270
00:13:11,133 --> 00:13:12,100
But-but Mr. Givens,
271
00:13:12,133 --> 00:13:13,801
I-I was so impressed.
272
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:16,667
You shouldn't be
afraid to speak out.
273
00:13:16,701 --> 00:13:19,067
Mr. Givens,
a man with your experience
274
00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:22,033
and-and your obvious
intelligence should be heard.
275
00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:24,801
You shouldn't deprive
others of your ideas.
276
00:13:24,834 --> 00:13:25,934
You really think so?
277
00:13:25,968 --> 00:13:28,901
Oh, I know so.
278
00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:30,400
I don't know, i, uh...
279
00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:31,734
It's been a long time
280
00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:32,934
since I had that...
281
00:13:32,968 --> 00:13:35,300
Well, hello there.
282
00:13:35,334 --> 00:13:36,801
Hi, how are you?
283
00:13:36,834 --> 00:13:39,400
Good, good! Oh!
284
00:13:39,434 --> 00:13:41,934
It's good to see you.
285
00:13:41,968 --> 00:13:43,901
Mr. Givens in?
286
00:13:46,968 --> 00:13:50,701
Thank you for your illuminating
report, Mr. Barrett.
287
00:13:50,734 --> 00:13:52,133
Good show, Jack.
288
00:13:52,167 --> 00:13:53,801
Now,
if there are no other reports
289
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,734
I think we can
adjourn the meeting.
290
00:13:57,267 --> 00:13:58,601
Mr. Givens...
291
00:13:58,634 --> 00:14:01,367
Mr. Givens,
your ideas are so much better
292
00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:02,834
than anyone else's here.
293
00:14:02,868 --> 00:14:06,234
Please, Mr. Givens, this company
needs to hear from men like you.
294
00:14:06,267 --> 00:14:07,367
Maybe tomorrow.
295
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:08,734
Mr. Givens?
296
00:14:08,767 --> 00:14:10,367
What if they don't
like my ideas?
297
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:11,534
Maybe they'll fire me.
298
00:14:11,567 --> 00:14:12,701
Oh, no, no, no.
299
00:14:12,734 --> 00:14:14,310
The worst they'll do
is disagree with you.
300
00:14:14,334 --> 00:14:18,467
Mr. Givens, if you don't
give your report today...
301
00:14:18,501 --> 00:14:19,801
Right now...
302
00:14:19,834 --> 00:14:22,400
Your 23 years with this company
303
00:14:22,434 --> 00:14:24,267
will come to nothing.
304
00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:25,701
Excuse me, gentlemen.
305
00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:27,300
Who said that?
306
00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:29,300
Who said that?
307
00:14:33,634 --> 00:14:34,734
You said that.
308
00:14:34,767 --> 00:14:36,367
I said that? I said that.
309
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:37,434
Oh.
310
00:14:37,467 --> 00:14:39,434
There's one more report.
311
00:14:39,467 --> 00:14:42,634
Very well, uh,
the chair recognizes...
312
00:14:42,667 --> 00:14:44,734
What's-his-name.
313
00:14:45,934 --> 00:14:47,267
Mr. Givens!
314
00:14:53,033 --> 00:14:56,767
Let me just summarize
what I've come to say.
315
00:14:58,667 --> 00:15:02,801
I've been with this
company for 23 years now.
316
00:15:02,834 --> 00:15:06,300
23 years?
317
00:15:06,334 --> 00:15:09,033
Yes.
318
00:15:09,067 --> 00:15:12,100
And I must admit,
319
00:15:12,133 --> 00:15:15,234
I've seen some mistakes made...
320
00:15:15,267 --> 00:15:18,200
Not big mistakes...
Little tiny ones.
321
00:15:19,367 --> 00:15:23,200
Damn it,
I've seen big mistakes made.
322
00:15:25,734 --> 00:15:29,400
I think I can summarize my ideas
323
00:15:29,434 --> 00:15:31,701
with one simple word,
324
00:15:31,734 --> 00:15:37,100
and that word,
gentlemen, is "divest."
325
00:15:37,133 --> 00:15:39,100
Get rid of the movie theaters.
326
00:15:39,133 --> 00:15:41,934
Cable television's
going to wipe them out.
327
00:15:41,968 --> 00:15:44,901
Don't tell me about real estate.
328
00:15:44,934 --> 00:15:48,033
Every yutz with ears
is into real estate.
329
00:15:49,601 --> 00:15:51,033
Forget south America.
330
00:15:51,067 --> 00:15:53,467
You're not nervous
about south America?
331
00:15:53,501 --> 00:15:56,167
I'm nervous about south America.
332
00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:57,801
We don't need burlap anymore.
333
00:15:57,834 --> 00:16:00,033
Polyethylene's taking
over the market.
334
00:16:00,067 --> 00:16:01,567
Sell the forests...
335
00:16:01,601 --> 00:16:04,767
Sell the coal fields,
sell the chemical companies.
336
00:16:04,801 --> 00:16:06,200
Divest, gentlemen!
337
00:16:06,234 --> 00:16:07,734
Divest yourselves of everything
338
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,400
but the three basics:
339
00:16:09,434 --> 00:16:13,167
Nuclear weapons,
hospitals and t-shirts.
340
00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:18,901
And, uh...
341
00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:22,367
If I'm wrong about this,
342
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:27,367
my 23 years with this
company have come to nothing.
343
00:16:28,601 --> 00:16:30,601
Thank you, gentlemen.
344
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:43,000
Thank you for talking
me in off the ledge.
345
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:53,200
I am so sorry about
this, Mr. Givens.
346
00:16:53,234 --> 00:16:54,934
It's all my fault.
347
00:16:54,968 --> 00:16:57,167
You know...
348
00:16:57,200 --> 00:17:00,534
It's the silliest thing.
349
00:17:00,567 --> 00:17:02,400
All these years,
350
00:17:02,434 --> 00:17:05,434
I've been so frightened
of being fired,
351
00:17:05,467 --> 00:17:07,133
and now that it's happened
352
00:17:07,167 --> 00:17:09,734
it's far more hideous
than I imagined.
353
00:17:13,734 --> 00:17:16,534
What a lovely family you have.
354
00:17:16,567 --> 00:17:20,133
Well, thank you,
but they're not mine.
355
00:17:20,167 --> 00:17:21,968
Who are these people?
356
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,200
That picture came
with the frame.
357
00:17:28,734 --> 00:17:32,334
Executives who don't have
families are talked about,
358
00:17:32,367 --> 00:17:34,367
so I kept it on my desk.
359
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,234
I see.
360
00:17:36,267 --> 00:17:39,400
I call the little boy skipper.
361
00:17:43,467 --> 00:17:45,367
Good choice.
362
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:48,234
He chipped a tooth a
couple of weeks ago.
363
00:17:50,367 --> 00:17:53,067
The oldest girl is married now.
364
00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:55,234
Congratulations.
365
00:17:55,267 --> 00:17:56,934
Thank you.
366
00:17:56,968 --> 00:18:00,133
Her husband drinks a little
more than I'd like him to...
367
00:18:01,901 --> 00:18:04,000
I'm so sorry about this.
368
00:18:04,033 --> 00:18:05,934
Well, that's over.
369
00:18:07,567 --> 00:18:09,601
Good-bye.
370
00:18:09,634 --> 00:18:10,868
Bye.
371
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,400
Miss nardo...
372
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,567
Could I buy you dinner?
373
00:18:23,601 --> 00:18:27,434
I can still charge one last
big meal to my expense account.
374
00:18:27,467 --> 00:18:29,000
Oh, um, Mr. Givens,
375
00:18:29,033 --> 00:18:32,801
I don't know if I could do that
to a company that I work for.
376
00:18:32,834 --> 00:18:34,901
Used to work for.
377
00:18:34,934 --> 00:18:37,467
They fired you, too.
378
00:18:41,701 --> 00:18:43,501
Let's break 'em.
379
00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:50,868
Well, it's your turn next.
380
00:18:50,901 --> 00:18:54,634
Uh, I was a
door-to-door salesman.
381
00:18:56,033 --> 00:18:57,534
It was nice getting away
382
00:18:57,567 --> 00:18:59,934
from the pressures
of driving a cab.
383
00:18:59,968 --> 00:19:03,334
Forgetting for awhile
about red meaning stop
384
00:19:03,367 --> 00:19:05,067
and green meaning go, oh!
385
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:07,634
In fact...
386
00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:09,834
If it hadn't been for one thing,
387
00:19:09,868 --> 00:19:13,701
I would've gone on being
a door-to-door salesman.
388
00:19:13,734 --> 00:19:14,868
What was that?
389
00:19:14,901 --> 00:19:16,467
I didn't like it.
390
00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:31,968
Uh...
391
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:36,667
How do you do, Mr. or Mrs.
Fill-in-name-of-couple?
392
00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:39,100
I, uh...
393
00:19:39,133 --> 00:19:40,901
I'm your-name-here,
394
00:19:40,934 --> 00:19:43,901
but you can call me nickname.
395
00:19:45,834 --> 00:19:47,334
Uh...
396
00:19:47,367 --> 00:19:50,534
It's very nice to see
you this afternoon.
397
00:19:52,701 --> 00:19:54,367
Uh...
398
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:55,734
May I ask you
399
00:19:55,767 --> 00:19:59,033
are you satisfied with your
present vacuum cleaner?
400
00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:02,634
Well, ours hasn't been
working too well lately,
401
00:20:02,667 --> 00:20:04,767
but I... May I come in
402
00:20:04,801 --> 00:20:09,234
and-and talk to you about
magic carpet wizard?
403
00:20:09,267 --> 00:20:10,601
Uh...
404
00:20:10,634 --> 00:20:12,934
I suppose so, yes, okay.
405
00:20:12,968 --> 00:20:14,367
Okay.
406
00:20:18,367 --> 00:20:20,667
I did it, I got in!
407
00:20:22,634 --> 00:20:25,400
I'm going to do
okay at this job.
408
00:20:25,434 --> 00:20:28,400
Okay...
409
00:20:28,434 --> 00:20:31,234
Why don't you make
yourself comfortable?
410
00:20:31,267 --> 00:20:33,767
Uh...
411
00:20:33,801 --> 00:20:38,067
What you are about to see is a
revolutionary new carpet machine
412
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:42,868
that's more than a vacuum,
more than a shampooer
413
00:20:42,901 --> 00:20:45,601
more than... something else.
414
00:20:47,033 --> 00:20:49,701
It's... the magic carpet wizard,
415
00:20:49,734 --> 00:20:51,968
the all-purpose carpet cleaner.
416
00:20:53,467 --> 00:20:54,701
All right.
417
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:59,000
Oops, a little dirt.
418
00:20:59,033 --> 00:21:02,200
Can your vacuum
cleaner clean that up?
419
00:21:02,234 --> 00:21:02,767
Yes.
420
00:21:02,801 --> 00:21:04,000
Of course it can...
421
00:21:04,033 --> 00:21:07,734
But can it clean up this?
422
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,267
Uh, well, I don't know...
423
00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:12,100
Well, and ho...
And how about this?
424
00:21:12,133 --> 00:21:14,267
Oh, no, I don't think so.
425
00:21:15,434 --> 00:21:18,601
And, uh, and, uh, this.
426
00:21:18,634 --> 00:21:20,000
No.
427
00:21:20,033 --> 00:21:21,334
Oh, no!
Oh, just leave this in...
428
00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:22,367
No.
429
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:23,367
And how about this?
430
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:24,701
Ketchup!
431
00:21:24,734 --> 00:21:26,868
Does this machine
clean up ketchup? Oh!
432
00:21:26,901 --> 00:21:29,100
We wouldn't call it
the magic carpet wizard
433
00:21:29,133 --> 00:21:30,868
if it didn't perform miracles.
Oh!
434
00:21:30,901 --> 00:21:32,234
Oh, oh, I...
435
00:21:32,267 --> 00:21:35,234
I-I think I get...
I get the point!
436
00:21:35,267 --> 00:21:36,601
I get the point!
437
00:21:36,634 --> 00:21:38,100
Uh... uh... uh...
438
00:21:38,133 --> 00:21:40,033
N-Now let me see the
machine clean it up.
439
00:21:40,067 --> 00:21:42,667
First, let's make it tough.
440
00:21:43,901 --> 00:21:45,868
Here, a little bit of that.
441
00:21:48,067 --> 00:21:50,300
Oh, no, no, wait, that's grease!
442
00:21:50,334 --> 00:21:51,467
That's grease.
443
00:21:51,501 --> 00:21:53,200
It ain't no problem
for the wizard.
444
00:21:53,234 --> 00:21:54,901
Okay, there.
445
00:21:54,934 --> 00:21:55,968
Oh.
446
00:21:58,067 --> 00:21:59,868
Let's grind it right in.
447
00:22:06,868 --> 00:22:08,467
Okay.
448
00:22:09,801 --> 00:22:11,234
All right.
449
00:22:11,267 --> 00:22:12,501
Okay.
450
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:17,400
Now...
451
00:22:17,434 --> 00:22:20,367
That's enough.
452
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:25,734
We are going to see this
cleaned up fast and easy.
453
00:22:29,868 --> 00:22:32,367
Where do I plug this in?
454
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,434
Uh...
455
00:22:34,467 --> 00:22:35,701
Let's see...
456
00:22:39,901 --> 00:22:41,534
Oh, there's-there's a...
457
00:22:41,567 --> 00:22:43,701
Uh...
458
00:22:43,734 --> 00:22:44,801
A book?
459
00:22:46,334 --> 00:22:48,801
A book?
460
00:22:48,834 --> 00:22:51,300
Oh, yeah, yeah...
461
00:22:51,334 --> 00:22:54,100
I didn't get the vacuum job.
462
00:22:54,133 --> 00:22:56,601
I'm selling encyclopedias.
463
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,734
Okay, you're next, latka.
464
00:23:02,767 --> 00:23:04,200
What kind of a job did you get?
465
00:23:04,234 --> 00:23:06,200
Well, I would love
to tell you about it
466
00:23:06,234 --> 00:23:07,767
but my break is over.
467
00:23:07,801 --> 00:23:08,834
Hey, come on, latka,
468
00:23:08,868 --> 00:23:10,501
there's lots of
tables to be cleaned.
469
00:23:10,534 --> 00:23:14,033
Okay. "Come on, latka,
there's a lot of tables to be cleaned."
470
00:23:16,334 --> 00:23:19,901
You know,
I-I would not be offended by a tip.
471
00:23:23,367 --> 00:23:25,701
Well, I would be by that one.
472
00:23:27,834 --> 00:23:30,234
Come on, give tip...
473
00:23:30,267 --> 00:23:32,601
Big tip.
474
00:23:32,634 --> 00:23:34,200
Keep it coming.
475
00:23:36,367 --> 00:23:39,734
Next week on taxi...
The stories continue.
476
00:23:39,767 --> 00:23:44,400
My god,
what is that in corridor c?
477
00:23:44,434 --> 00:23:47,434
What's creeping down
the wall in corridor c?
478
00:23:47,467 --> 00:23:48,834
Oh, my god!
479
00:23:48,868 --> 00:23:51,000
Actually, I'm really an actor.
480
00:23:51,033 --> 00:23:54,868
I was born dirty, Mr. Gray...
481
00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:59,367
And every day I get dirtier...
482
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:00,968
And dirtier.
483
00:24:29,868 --> 00:24:31,667
Night, Mr. Walters.
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