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Loneliness, loneliness,
loneliness... hmm!
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Miss taxi cab driver,
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do you know where I
spent my afternoon?
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In a bar?
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I was in a bar.
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And do you...
do you know what I was doing?
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Drinking.
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I was drinking.
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You know...
you know what I was thinking about?
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Loneliness?
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You too, huh?
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Here we are.
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Uh, $7.50.
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Here. Just keep the change.
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Oh, thank you.
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Are you sure
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you can find your plane?
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Listen, if I'm late,
they're going to wait for me.
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Whew.
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Park and 63rd, please.
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Okay.
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Oh...
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Excuse me, but, uh,
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does this bring
back any memories?
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Gimme an e! Gimme an e!
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Gimme an a-s-t!
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Gimme an s! Gimme an s!
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Gimme an i-d-e!
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East side, east side!
Go, team, go!
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Yay!
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Never heard of it.
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Elaine o'Connor.
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Mary Parker.
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I don't believe this.
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Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
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It's amazing!
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After all these years.
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You know,
I have thought of you now and then
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trying to think what
you might be doing.
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Oh, how close did
you come to this?
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Not very.
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I must say,
I was a little startled
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to see our homecoming
queen driving a cab.
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Uh, Mary, uh,
I wasn't the homecoming queen.
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Oh, who was?
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You were.
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That's right.
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Weren't you something, Elaine?
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Oh, yes!
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I was, uh, head cheerleader.
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Oh, that's right.
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And the lead in the
senior class play.
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Oh, that's right. Mm-hmm.
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I remember...
I wasn't able to be
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in the senior class play
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because I was too busy dating.
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Oh, Elaine,
we've got a lot of catching up to do.
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Oh, yeah.
Tell me about yourself.
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Oh, no, no, no. You go first.
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Okay. I, uh,
own a advertising agency.
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Mm!
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I own a co-op in Manhattan.
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I take a month or so
in Europe every year.
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Oh, and I have a steady fella.
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He's an international lawyer
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and we're really excited,
because right now,
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we're planning a trip
for next spring to China.
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Oh!
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Maybe I should have gone first.
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Well, uh, besides this,
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I am a receptionist at
an uptown art gallery...
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Mm-hmm.
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And, uh, i'm a divorced mother
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of two beautiful children...
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Mm-hmm.
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And I, uh, uh...
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That's it.
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Well... regardless, you...
Certainly look nice.
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Uh, Mary, you don't have
to feel sorry for me.
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Sorry for you?!
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Because there's no reason to.
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Well, I know that.
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Because I'm very happy.
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Oh, you certainly
seem very happy.
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Yes, well,
I'm even happier than I seem!
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Happier!
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Because, uh, you see,
I have a steady guy too.
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Oh, great. Yeah.
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What's his name?
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Uh... it's, uh... billboard.
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Bill board.
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Bill board.
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Well, tell me about him, Elaine.
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What does he do?
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Uh,
he's a professor at Columbia.
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Oh?
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Must be brilliant.
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He is, and not at all stuffy.
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He's, uh,
he's charming and witty,
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and, uh, he's also the most
romantic man in the world.
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Oh, he sounds wonderful.
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He is.
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Oh, I have an idea.
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Why don't we all get together
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for dinner tomorrow
night, the four of us.
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Oh-oh-oh, no, Mary.
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Uh, we're all tied
up till the weekend.
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Oh, I see, well,
perhaps another time.
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We'll play it by ear.
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Right.
I would love to meet your man.
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Me too.
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Hey, Elaine. Hey.
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Hey, Elaine, how you doing?
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Don't talk to me.
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I hate everything today.
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I mean, look at me.
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I'm a mess.
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Oh, yeah.
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I hardly even know you.
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You know, I was so depressed
when I woke up this morning,
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that I barely made it in here.
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I mean, I didn't feel
like doing anything.
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I swear to god,
I didn't even floss.
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Come on, Elaine,
we're just kidding.
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Hey, come on, Elaine.
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Now, what got you so down, huh?
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Oh, I don't know.
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It all started last night
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when I picked up Mary
Parker in my cab.
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Who's Mary Parker?
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Does she, have, uh...
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Frizzy blonde hair,
granny glasses
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and smoke French cigarettes?
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No.
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Well, if you run into
somebody like that,
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I'd like to meet her.
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Mary Parker is this girl
I went to high school with
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you know, that I haven't
seen for a long time.
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Well, she's beautiful,
she's rich, she's successful,
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she's dating this great guy.
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So, here we were,
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- sitting in my cab... right?
- Talking about our lives,
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and, uh, she has all this
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and the most exciting
thing that's happened to me
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is I bought this new cushion
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that keeps me from
sticking to the seat.
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Hey, you know, Elaine,
when you're a cab driver,
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you know, it's a little natural
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to occasionally run into someone
who's better off than you are.
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Yeah, well...
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People you run over are
better off than you.
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See, you don't understand.
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What don't we under...
what are you talking about, Elaine?
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See, this isn't just somebody.
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I mean, this Mary and I
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were real competitors
in high school.
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Where can I get one of those?
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One of those what?
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One of those things
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to keep you from
sticking to your seat.
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I'll get you one, okay?
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Thanks.
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Anyway...
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Seeing Mary again just
reminded me that I...
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That I once expected more from
myself, you know?
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See... I never told
you guys this before,
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but, in the yearbook,
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I was voted "most
likely to succeed."
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You know, uh...
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I was voted "most talented."
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What obedience school was
that, Bobby?
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While we're patting
ourselves on the backs here,
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I had perfect attendance
my junior year
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and I was elected president
of the biology club.
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That's because you could
take your brains out
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and pass 'em around the room.
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Blue.
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Blue?
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I'd like a blue thing to
keep me from sticking.
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It's my favorite color.
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Right, Jim, right.
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Blue.
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Hey, Elaine, Elaine.
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Come on, Elaine.
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Look at me, look at
me, look at me.
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Now, come on. Cheer up, huh?
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Now, wait a minute.
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Just a minute.
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There's only...
Is one thing you need in life
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and to make...
make you happy, and that is friends.
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That's all you need is
friends, and then you be happy.
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Right, latka.
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If you have friends, you be happy...
happy...
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Happy person.
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You-you also need
the food and clothes.
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You need,
you need food and clothes
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and you need the friends
and the food and clothes,
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then you be happy person.
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Thank you.
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And a nice car.
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So, if you have
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friends and the food and
clothes and the nice car,
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it is all you need.
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You don't need anything else.
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Except a home.
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You need the home.
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A nice house,
and when your friends
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come over to visit you,
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they might want to take a
dip, so you need the pool.
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So, let's add this up:
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You need the friends
and the food and clothes
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and the car and the
house with the pool.
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And a beautiful woman,
uh, who have a nice body
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that make you, uh, foam,
foaming at the mouth.
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And she will sit by the pool
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in the bathing suit.
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That's all,
you don't need anything else.
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You need the friends
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the food and the
clothes, the car,
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the house with the pool,
the beautiful woman
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that make the...
the foam come out of the mouth...
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You know, as long as you
have the house with the pool,
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the car and the
beautiful woman...
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The friends would
only get in the way.
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Forget I said anything.
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I don't know what
I'm talking about.
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Elaine, Elaine...
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See, see,
I just can't figure this out.
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I mean, it doesn't add up.
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Why should all this great stuff
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happen to Mary Parker?
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I mean, i'm a nice person.
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I work hard. Where's my reward?
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Elaine, Elaine,
you're not going to let this
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get you down like this, are you?
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Oh, I'm trying not
to, Alex, but...
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Well, the worst part of it
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is that Mary felt sorry for me.
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Oh, she... she tried to deny
it, but I know she did.
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Well, I couldn't stand that,
so, uh, I started lying.
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Lying?! What'd you lie about?
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Well,
I couldn't lie about my job,
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so, uh... I lied
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about having this
great steady guy.
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Oh...
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She kept pressuring
me to get together,
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so she could meet him.
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Ew... but I really,
really had to squirm
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to get out of it.
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Alex, I don't believe it.
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I'm ashamed of my own life.
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Sunshine cab co.
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Who? Yeah, she's here.
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Who may I say is calling?
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Oh. Hey, Elaine,
it's that Mary Parker.
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You know, the woman whose life
is so much better than yours.
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Hi!
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Yeah. Uh, it was great seeing
you last night, too, mar.
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Oh, yeah, it's a shame, I know,
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but we're all tied up
through the weekend.
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Uh, next week? Uh, no.
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Next week, we're going
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out of town for the whole week.
264
00:12:10,367 --> 00:12:13,801
Oh, yeah, and the week after...
265
00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:17,934
Uh... Mary...
266
00:12:17,968 --> 00:12:20,567
I have a little confession to make.
Um...
267
00:12:20,601 --> 00:12:23,000
No, no, no,
just give me a chance
268
00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:24,734
to say this
269
00:12:24,767 --> 00:12:26,534
'cause it's kind of hard. I...
270
00:12:26,567 --> 00:12:28,234
Hello, Mary, uh,
I'm sorry to interrupt.
271
00:12:28,267 --> 00:12:29,434
I'd just like to say hello.
272
00:12:29,467 --> 00:12:32,167
Hello.
273
00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:34,400
Oh, who am I? I'm Elaine's guy.
274
00:12:37,868 --> 00:12:39,868
What do you say?
You want to get together?
275
00:12:39,901 --> 00:12:41,901
How about Saturday night?
276
00:12:41,934 --> 00:12:43,567
Fine. Great.
277
00:12:43,601 --> 00:12:45,234
It will be a pleasure.
278
00:12:45,267 --> 00:12:47,501
Okay. Can't wait for it. Bye.
279
00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:49,000
Hmm?
280
00:12:49,033 --> 00:12:52,100
Alex, I appreciate what
you're trying to do
281
00:12:52,133 --> 00:12:55,467
but you don't know what
you got yourself into.
282
00:12:57,767 --> 00:13:00,434
Alex, that was great.
283
00:13:00,467 --> 00:13:01,834
You really think so?
284
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:05,467
Yeah. Now...
285
00:13:05,501 --> 00:13:08,300
If they can just
invent something
286
00:13:08,334 --> 00:13:11,701
to keep me from
sticking to my shorts.
287
00:13:32,667 --> 00:13:34,934
Bill board?
288
00:13:34,968 --> 00:13:41,334
Hey, you came this close
to being karmen ghia.
289
00:13:41,367 --> 00:13:43,467
Look, the important thing
is that we just relax
290
00:13:43,501 --> 00:13:44,767
and have a good time, right?
291
00:13:44,801 --> 00:13:46,901
And that we're not pitied.
292
00:13:46,934 --> 00:13:47,934
Elaine, damn it.
293
00:13:47,968 --> 00:13:49,577
I don't want to hear
any more talk like that.
294
00:13:49,601 --> 00:13:51,334
Now, no one's going
to pity you tonight.
295
00:13:51,367 --> 00:13:52,434
Okay.
296
00:13:52,467 --> 00:13:53,801
You told your friend Mary
297
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:56,234
that you had a guy that
was crazy about you?
298
00:13:56,267 --> 00:13:58,901
You're going to have a guy
who's crazy about you...
299
00:13:58,934 --> 00:14:01,100
Who will worship the
ground you walk on.
300
00:14:01,133 --> 00:14:03,767
Okay.
May I have a glass of water?
301
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,534
What's the matter?
Your arm's broken?
302
00:14:07,033 --> 00:14:08,801
All right, all right, all right.
303
00:14:08,834 --> 00:14:11,267
Hello.
304
00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:12,434
Mary!
305
00:14:12,467 --> 00:14:14,767
Hi. Mary, this is bill board.
306
00:14:14,801 --> 00:14:15,767
Hello.
307
00:14:15,801 --> 00:14:16,667
Bill, this is Mary Parker.
308
00:14:16,701 --> 00:14:17,601
How do you do? Hi, there.
309
00:14:17,634 --> 00:14:18,677
And this is Michael Edwards.
310
00:14:18,701 --> 00:14:19,667
Hello.
311
00:14:19,701 --> 00:14:21,501
Elaine nardo and bill board.
312
00:14:21,534 --> 00:14:23,000
How do you do? Hi.
313
00:14:23,033 --> 00:14:25,167
Why don't you two sit down?
314
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,634
Yes, sure.
315
00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:30,434
You look lovely.
316
00:14:30,467 --> 00:14:31,934
Oh, thank you.
317
00:14:33,534 --> 00:14:35,067
Would you care
318
00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:36,367
for cocktails?
319
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,133
Uh, Martini up, please.
320
00:14:38,167 --> 00:14:39,634
That sounds good.
321
00:14:39,667 --> 00:14:41,100
Bill,
why don't you order for us.
322
00:14:41,133 --> 00:14:42,434
All right.
323
00:14:42,467 --> 00:14:43,434
I think we'll start
324
00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:45,133
with a bottle of your
finest champagne.
325
00:14:45,167 --> 00:14:46,934
Yes, sir.
326
00:14:46,968 --> 00:14:50,000
It's kind of an
anniversary for us.
327
00:14:50,033 --> 00:14:52,534
It was nighttime when we met.
328
00:14:52,567 --> 00:14:53,534
Same.
329
00:14:53,567 --> 00:14:55,701
That's sweet.
330
00:14:55,734 --> 00:14:58,300
That's a very unusual name...
bill board.
331
00:14:58,334 --> 00:14:59,367
Yeah.
332
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,701
I'm sure you get
a lot of kidding.
333
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,200
Well,
I don't have as much trouble
334
00:15:04,234 --> 00:15:07,033
as my two brothers:
Clip and switch.
335
00:15:12,834 --> 00:15:14,968
Madame, sir.
336
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,968
Our very finest.
337
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,300
Thank you.
338
00:15:20,334 --> 00:15:21,834
Oh, remember, darling?
339
00:15:23,834 --> 00:15:25,467
Thank you.
340
00:15:25,501 --> 00:15:26,634
Well... Well...
341
00:15:26,667 --> 00:15:28,033
Here's to old friends.
342
00:15:28,067 --> 00:15:29,701
And to new ones.
343
00:15:29,734 --> 00:15:31,133
And to Elaine.
344
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,501
Good Martini.
345
00:15:36,534 --> 00:15:37,767
Not bad.
346
00:15:37,801 --> 00:15:39,767
But you know where they make
347
00:15:39,801 --> 00:15:41,734
the best martinis in the world?
348
00:15:41,767 --> 00:15:44,534
This little bar in Hong
Kong called Cecil's.
349
00:15:44,567 --> 00:15:46,534
Have you ever been there?
350
00:15:46,567 --> 00:15:49,067
No. We don't really
travel very much.
351
00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:50,901
Oh, we do.
352
00:15:50,934 --> 00:15:53,601
Well, you know,
as a matter of fact, uh,
353
00:15:53,634 --> 00:15:56,200
we don't really
need to go places.
354
00:15:56,234 --> 00:15:58,000
I mean, we have our entire world
355
00:15:58,033 --> 00:16:00,133
right here in New York City.
356
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:02,167
I mean, we have each other.
357
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,701
Well, we don't travel
358
00:16:03,734 --> 00:16:06,000
as much as we used to.
359
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:12,300
A cab driver and a
college professor.
360
00:16:12,334 --> 00:16:15,100
How did you two meet?
361
00:16:15,133 --> 00:16:16,801
How did we meet?
362
00:16:16,834 --> 00:16:18,133
Well, uh...
363
00:16:18,167 --> 00:16:19,634
Yes, well, you know,
364
00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:22,267
actually,
it's a very interesting story.
365
00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:24,234
Well, actually, I was browsing
366
00:16:24,267 --> 00:16:26,968
in the metropolitan
museum of art one day
367
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,334
and, uh, I came upon
368
00:16:28,367 --> 00:16:30,300
the most exquisite work of art
369
00:16:30,334 --> 00:16:32,033
I've ever seen in my life.
370
00:16:32,067 --> 00:16:34,033
I mean, I couldn't take
371
00:16:34,067 --> 00:16:35,701
my eyes off her.
372
00:16:35,734 --> 00:16:39,801
I just stood there, stunned.
373
00:16:39,834 --> 00:16:41,043
By the time I was able to speak,
374
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:42,367
well, it was too late.
375
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:44,067
She vanished.
376
00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:47,567
So, I went home and
tried to forget her
377
00:16:47,601 --> 00:16:51,033
but I just couldn't
get her out of my mind.
378
00:16:51,067 --> 00:16:53,400
So I found myself,
the next Saturday afternoon,
379
00:16:53,434 --> 00:16:56,300
right back there at the museum.
380
00:16:56,334 --> 00:16:58,267
I started spending
all of my spare time
381
00:16:58,300 --> 00:16:59,634
in museums all over the city,
382
00:16:59,667 --> 00:17:02,667
just on the one
chance in a million
383
00:17:02,701 --> 00:17:04,767
that I would get
to see her again.
384
00:17:04,801 --> 00:17:07,200
How long did this go on?
385
00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:08,467
What?
386
00:17:08,501 --> 00:17:10,801
How long did this go on?
387
00:17:10,834 --> 00:17:14,000
Oh, two, three years.
388
00:17:18,334 --> 00:17:20,000
Three years?
389
00:17:20,033 --> 00:17:22,467
Yeah. Time had lost all meaning.
390
00:17:22,501 --> 00:17:23,834
And then, one day...
391
00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:26,133
I remember, it was a Thursday...
392
00:17:26,167 --> 00:17:29,100
I'd spent the entire
day at the museum
393
00:17:29,133 --> 00:17:31,834
and I decided, oh,
well, that's it.
394
00:17:31,868 --> 00:17:33,467
It had been a dream.
395
00:17:33,501 --> 00:17:35,868
I imagined the whole thing.
396
00:17:35,901 --> 00:17:38,267
So I went out to the street
397
00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:40,934
and I remember it was raining.
398
00:17:40,968 --> 00:17:42,334
I hailed a cab.
399
00:17:42,367 --> 00:17:45,501
And guess who was
driving that cab.
400
00:17:45,534 --> 00:17:46,801
Me?
401
00:17:50,801 --> 00:17:52,701
That's incredible.
402
00:17:52,734 --> 00:17:54,901
So I finally got the
opportunity to say
403
00:17:54,934 --> 00:17:57,501
what I'd been waiting to
say for three years...
404
00:17:57,534 --> 00:17:59,367
That I couldn't
live without her.
405
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:01,968
That's lovely.
406
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,300
Oh, that's lovely.
407
00:18:06,334 --> 00:18:09,167
So, uh, where did you two meet?
408
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:11,234
We were sunbathing on a beach
409
00:18:11,267 --> 00:18:12,834
in the mediterranean.
410
00:18:12,868 --> 00:18:14,467
Cannes.
411
00:18:14,501 --> 00:18:15,968
I don't think it was
cannes, dear.
412
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,300
Where was it?
413
00:18:17,334 --> 00:18:19,300
It was nice.
I've never been to cannes.
414
00:18:19,334 --> 00:18:20,234
Well, dear,
it doesn't really matter.
415
00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:21,501
It was a beach, right?
416
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:22,834
Yes, dear,
it was a beach, but...
417
00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:24,267
When Elaine and I met,
418
00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:26,734
I'd become the
perfectly happy man
419
00:18:26,767 --> 00:18:29,267
and she's the most
wonderful person
420
00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:31,133
I've ever met in my life.
421
00:18:31,167 --> 00:18:32,467
And, every day,
422
00:18:32,501 --> 00:18:34,968
she makes me more
certain of that fact.
423
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,968
Would you like to order now?
424
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,033
Yes.
425
00:18:38,067 --> 00:18:40,334
I'd like one of him.
426
00:18:48,567 --> 00:18:50,267
Bill?
427
00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:51,601
Yes, darling?
428
00:18:51,634 --> 00:18:54,167
Do you think you could
let go of my hand,
429
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,968
so I could cut my meat?
430
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,100
Oh.
431
00:18:58,133 --> 00:19:02,434
Well, I guess you have to eat.
432
00:19:02,467 --> 00:19:04,501
I'll give it right back.
433
00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:05,834
Promise?
434
00:19:05,868 --> 00:19:07,100
Okay.
435
00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:15,701
We know we're silly,
but I don't know...
436
00:19:15,734 --> 00:19:17,300
Whenever we get together,
437
00:19:17,334 --> 00:19:19,400
you know,
we just have this strange habit
438
00:19:19,434 --> 00:19:22,133
of forgetting everybody
else in the room.
439
00:19:22,167 --> 00:19:25,501
Uh, so, how do you get along
with Elaine's children, bill?
440
00:19:25,534 --> 00:19:27,234
Oh, I love her children.
I love them.
441
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,701
And Elaine is a
wonderful mother.
442
00:19:29,734 --> 00:19:32,400
Surprise, surprise.
443
00:19:32,434 --> 00:19:34,267
You know, as a matter of fact,
444
00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:36,534
one of my favorite
children's stories
445
00:19:36,567 --> 00:19:38,400
is about Elaine's son, Jason.
446
00:19:38,434 --> 00:19:39,834
Do you mind, darling?
447
00:19:39,868 --> 00:19:41,300
No. Not at all.
448
00:19:41,334 --> 00:19:42,467
Okay.
449
00:19:42,501 --> 00:19:44,167
Um, Elaine had told Jason
450
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:46,501
that god answers
all your prayers.
451
00:19:46,534 --> 00:19:48,934
So, one night,
before he went to bed,
452
00:19:48,968 --> 00:19:52,133
Jason prayed to god and
asked for a train set.
453
00:19:52,167 --> 00:19:54,067
Well, the next day,
he came to Elaine
454
00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:56,400
and he said he'd
prayed for a train set
455
00:19:56,434 --> 00:19:57,734
and didn't get one.
456
00:19:57,767 --> 00:19:59,901
And Elaine was very worried.
457
00:19:59,934 --> 00:20:02,434
And she said,
"I'm sorry, Jason",
458
00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:05,067
that god didn't
answer your prayers."
459
00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:06,400
And Jason said,
460
00:20:06,434 --> 00:20:09,667
"oh, but he did answer my
prayers, mommy.
461
00:20:09,701 --> 00:20:11,067
He just said no."
462
00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:14,467
That was two or three years ago.
463
00:20:14,501 --> 00:20:16,067
I know, darling.
464
00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:17,801
I didn't remember that story.
465
00:20:17,834 --> 00:20:18,968
How did you remember it?
466
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,033
I remember everything.
467
00:20:26,868 --> 00:20:28,167
Oh, listen.
468
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:32,067
They're playing our song.
469
00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:36,467
May I have this dance?
470
00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:37,801
Of course.
471
00:20:37,834 --> 00:20:39,334
Would you excuse us?
472
00:20:39,367 --> 00:20:41,901
Excuse us, please.
473
00:21:03,334 --> 00:21:06,434
Would you care to dance?
474
00:21:06,467 --> 00:21:11,067
Why don't we wait until
they play our song?
475
00:21:13,067 --> 00:21:15,567
What is our song, dear?
476
00:21:15,601 --> 00:21:19,400
We don't have one.
477
00:21:26,968 --> 00:21:28,367
Boy, we did it. We did it.
478
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,467
We were wonderful,
Elaine, wonderful.
479
00:21:30,501 --> 00:21:32,667
They bought it hook,
line, and sinker.
480
00:21:32,701 --> 00:21:34,400
You know,
I was a little worried at first
481
00:21:34,434 --> 00:21:35,701
that our act wasn't convincing,
482
00:21:35,734 --> 00:21:37,834
but boy, I'm telling you,
you were something else.
483
00:21:37,868 --> 00:21:39,334
Okay, Alex. Huh?
484
00:21:39,367 --> 00:21:41,534
Come on.
What do you mean, come on? What?
485
00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:43,167
Come on,
you can admit that it was
486
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,901
a little more than an act.
487
00:21:44,934 --> 00:21:45,901
What are you talking about?
488
00:21:45,934 --> 00:21:47,043
I don't know what
you're talking about.
489
00:21:47,067 --> 00:21:47,868
What are you talking about?
490
00:21:47,901 --> 00:21:49,367
You're not that good an actor.
491
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,367
What?!
492
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:51,701
Alex, it's okay.
493
00:21:51,734 --> 00:21:55,400
You can confess that
you were a little moved.
494
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,100
Elaine,
I hate to disillusion you,
495
00:22:02,133 --> 00:22:04,434
but all that drivel I
did was for your sake,
496
00:22:04,467 --> 00:22:05,501
and your sake only.
497
00:22:05,534 --> 00:22:07,000
Drivel?! Oh, Alex, be honest!
498
00:22:07,033 --> 00:22:08,200
What? Come on!
499
00:22:08,234 --> 00:22:09,400
I saw that look on your face.
500
00:22:09,434 --> 00:22:12,868
I know that that look means...
you were excited.
501
00:22:12,901 --> 00:22:14,300
Oh...!
502
00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:16,033
Get out... you're crazy!
503
00:22:16,067 --> 00:22:17,200
You were.
504
00:22:17,234 --> 00:22:18,434
I was not!
505
00:22:18,467 --> 00:22:19,767
Alex, you were.
506
00:22:19,801 --> 00:22:21,210
Come on. How can you
stand there and pretend
507
00:22:21,234 --> 00:22:23,400
that you didn't feel anything?
508
00:22:23,434 --> 00:22:24,167
How can you lie like that?
509
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:25,276
Elaine,
what are you talking about?
510
00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:27,300
You were crazy about me.
511
00:22:27,334 --> 00:22:29,434
I'm the most
exquisite work of art
512
00:22:29,467 --> 00:22:31,400
you've ever seen in your life!
513
00:22:31,434 --> 00:22:34,634
Oh, that!
No, I'd say that to anybody!
514
00:22:34,667 --> 00:22:36,167
Oh, Alex, come on.
515
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:38,634
I've been out with enough men
516
00:22:38,667 --> 00:22:41,400
to know that no
man can get me...
517
00:22:41,434 --> 00:22:44,601
Excited like that
if he's just acting.
518
00:22:44,634 --> 00:22:46,501
When we were kissing,
519
00:22:46,534 --> 00:22:48,601
you weren't turned on?
520
00:22:48,634 --> 00:22:50,501
I was playing a part.
521
00:22:50,534 --> 00:22:52,367
Oh, here, I'll show you.
522
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:54,801
Here, I'll do it again.
523
00:22:56,667 --> 00:22:58,100
See? Nothing.
524
00:22:58,133 --> 00:22:59,267
Nothing?
525
00:22:59,300 --> 00:23:00,467
Nothing.
526
00:23:20,667 --> 00:23:22,234
Nothing.
527
00:23:25,501 --> 00:23:28,334
Oh, really?
528
00:23:28,367 --> 00:23:30,334
Nothing.
529
00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:35,267
Well... I guess I was wrong.
530
00:23:35,300 --> 00:23:36,801
Good night, Alex.
531
00:23:38,634 --> 00:23:40,901
See you.
532
00:23:42,167 --> 00:23:44,000
Good night.
533
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:51,868
Well, I better go now.
534
00:23:51,901 --> 00:23:54,334
It was nothing.
535
00:23:54,367 --> 00:23:56,133
Nothing.
536
00:24:29,934 --> 00:24:31,501
Night, Mr. Walters.
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