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Fuck, dang it.
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Alright.
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Who the fuck's doing that?
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The hell?
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Yeah!
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Gotcha!
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- Son of a bitch.
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- Robin, look out!
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- What the hell was that?
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Oh, my God, was that a person?
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- Robin!
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That wasn't no person.
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Just some rabid animal.
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Who let your pussy out of its cage?
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So, last night's audience really liked
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our number after intermission,
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so I think I'm gonna move it up.
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We should swap Bella's solo for mine.
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- No, no, we still need an upbeat number
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right before the reading.
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Okay, then I'll close it.
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Girl, this is not the Olive Wood Show.
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Will you quit pitching this?
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Robin, as our manager,
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you want a killer show, right?
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Perhaps we can tackle
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this exciting idea tomorrow?
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Or,
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we vote on it.
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- Bella!
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Yeah?
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Should I close the show?
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Yes, bitch!
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You always slay.
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See? Two to one.
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We're not making any major changes.
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- Oh, okay. So, fuck my ideas.
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Look here!
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- Half of these ideas are yours!
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And you want to know why?
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- Because I take
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suggestions like I suck dick.
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If it's good, I'll swallow.
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I've seen her do it.
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Yes, diva. Listen to your mother.
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Bitch, you just agreed with me!
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About what?
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About me closing.
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Well, whatever Mama wants.
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Not you taking the word drag literally.
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So, Mama...
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Uh-huh.
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Y'all been at it a lot recently.
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Any issues I need to be worried about?
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Girl, there's no issues.
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She's just cranky is all.
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We're all exhausted and being broke ass
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poor ain't helping.
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Well, luckily tonight's
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not just a generous paycheck.
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It's also at a legendary venue.
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I don't know how you pulled this one off.
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- We're here.
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- Wait, wait, Robin, stop!
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- The Bold Buck?
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Yeah, you girls excited?
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- Please tell me you're joking?
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What?
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- We've been looking
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forward to this gig for ages.
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Robin, sweetie,
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we've been looking forward
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to performing at The Bold Tuck.
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Not this dive for
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Sons of Anarchy rejects.
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Bitch, you booked the wrong venue!
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Watch your mouth.
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But she's right, sweetie.
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You booked the wrong venue.
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Oh fudge, not again.
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- Oh my God, I have zero bars!
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Yay, we're here.
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Ooh, check out the trade.
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Plaid on plaid on plaid, yes cowboy!
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It's giving authentic,
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Blake Shelton realness.
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- Well, looky here.
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Looks like the
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carnival freak show's in town.
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You lady boys lost or summin' ?
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No, no, we're good.
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You need help turning
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your asses around or what?
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- This ass has been turned, lifted,
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and dropped more times
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than a broadway curtain.
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- If it was gonna have any more work done,
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it wouldn't be by you.
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Your makeup and fairy glitter
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ain't fooling nobody, fellas.
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Bitch, neither is that flashy exhaust
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on that entry level hog.
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Shut the fuck up, Fatboy.
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Evening.
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- Hello, yes, I'm Robin Banks.
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We spoke over email.
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Uh, we did?
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We're performing tonight.
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Y'all a band or summin' ?
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We're drag queens, sweetie.
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Y'all are in the wrong place.
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I wish we were.
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This some kinda joke, Dusty?
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Yeah uh, Mindy must have booked it.
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- Oh, fabulous.
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May we speak with Mindy?
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She works day shift.
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- The person who
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booked us is not even here?
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Yeah, looks that way.
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Perfect, let's just
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get the hell outta here.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, don't go.
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Look, you were booked fair and square.
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- And I've got no other show lined up, so
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welcome to The Buck.
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One moment, please.
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Group meeting, group meeting.
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Do you see all the daddies in here?
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I see why this place is so legendary.
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Bitch, we're in the wrong place.
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- We're not staying.
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The crowd looks like they're out for blood.
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- The money we make
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here wouldn't even cover
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our medical expenses.
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Okay, all right.
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Bella? Robin?
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I'm with you, Mama.
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I'm sorry, ladies, this
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is my fault, I should've--
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Uh, uh, uh, what don't we do?
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We don't should on ourselves.
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Exactly.
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Alright, let's go.
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Oh my God, it's them.
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Be cool, be cool.
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We are so excited to
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watch you perform tonight.
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I'm not even a
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little embarrassed to admit
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it's been the most exciting
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thing on my schedule for weeks.
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- Well, I'm sorry to break
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it to you, but unfortunately--
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Unfortunately, we are running behind.
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Oh, don't worry about that.
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- It's not like we've
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been waiting.. uh.. I don't know,
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our entire lives for
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this town to throw a drag show.
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Bitch, we got you.
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Well, we better go get our seats.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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this doesn't change anything.
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- Olive Wood
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- I have to tell you,
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I loved your performance
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at Ride the Saddle Drag.
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You should've won,
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by the way. Hands down.
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Oh my God, right?
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Yeah, Carrie On can't read for shit.
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Bitch, thank you.
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This is like a dream come true.
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- Nothing good ever
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happens in this shit hole town,
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but, here you are.
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Reminds you why we do this, right?
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Argh, shit.
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I did not sign up to
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break little queer hearts.
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Come on then.
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Y'all know it takes me at least
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an hour to beat my face.
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Ain't that the tea.
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This is your room for tonight.
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Dusty, was it?
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Yeah.
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I'm detecting notes
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of stale beer and sweat.
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My guess is piss.
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Oh honey, we've got a fix for that.
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Oh, wait.
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These uh, these sprinklers
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are ancient 'n super touchy.
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You can't even make smokin'
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old fashioneds anymore.
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Yeah, the show is in an hour.
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Tucking tape.
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Want me to show you how it works?
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It'll cost you extra.
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You can close it.
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Yeah.
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- Squeal like a pig, squeal like a pig.
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- They were all going crazy and
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crying all sorts of things.
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We've been dating for about two years
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and she turns to me one day
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and says, you know, I don't think
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that was such a hot idea.
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Well, fuck it, let's
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get a drink in the bar.
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Mama, look how thick
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I look, girl, look at it.
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Girl, those craters are
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what killed the dinosaurs.
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- You right, all this
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ass-teroid, it sure did.
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Ass-destroyed.
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Whoo!
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You can call her planet killer.
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Alright ladies.
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Yeah.
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Let's show these people
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what they've been missing.
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- Now, Imma go get those
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lighting cues together.
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Get it girl.
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Ugh, dammit, I can't find my pins.
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Mama, your LaBeija pin? I couldn't!
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- Yes you could,
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cause we only have 10 minutes
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till curtain call.
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Okay, so for the opener, I
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was thinking after the wrist tap
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that I step into a jazz split?
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Yes, I love that.
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- No last minute
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changes to the choreography.
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I'm just embellishing it.
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So it would be,
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turn, turn, pas de bourrée,
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wrist tap and -- I split!
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No, I split.
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- You stay the same, okay?
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Okay...?
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No tweaks, it'll upset the balance.
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Y'all doing the same thing anyway,
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it's only a tweak for me.
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Which has a ripple
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effect on the whole team.
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You mean Bella?
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She's got it, right Bella?
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Yes girl!
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No more pas de bourrée.
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No, oh my God, you're
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gonna do the same thing.
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Listen, let me show you how it is, okay?
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Here we go -- Girl!
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No changes, keep it as
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tight as our tucks, understood?
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Goddamn it Earl, how many
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times must I tell you
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this ain't no chaise lounge?
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This is our talent for tonight.
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Now, she'll
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guide you through the cues and stuff,
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just make it, you know?
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This a stripper act?
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Well, there will be
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generous servings of cake.
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Now, we need a warm front
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wash for the opening number
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with lekos for dramatic punches
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and keep the fresnels soft.
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Mama says it creates
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an intimate atmosphere,
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but it's actually for
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softening that five o'clock shadow.
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Uh, I got a spotlight,
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uh, it moves if you push it.
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I see.
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We've got some work to do.
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- Sweet baby Jesus,
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I mean, just what the hell
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can I eat Dusty?
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Like I told you the
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delivery's late, kitchen's closed.
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Grab some bar nuts till Rufus comes.
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Your stinking nuts.
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- Hey, that's for everyone.
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Place sure as hell's going to shit.
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Your old man would be turning in
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his grave if he saw this Dusty.
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Yeah, soon you'll
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have a big ass rainbow flag
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behind the bar.
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Look, if y'all don't want to
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stay for a performance
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you can leave, fellas.
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You keep staring like that,
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she gonna pull out the bear spray.
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No idea what you're talking about.
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Mm-hmm.
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Earl, try that.
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Ooh, give me the
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gobos, give me the gobos.
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Gobos.
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Earl, you keep
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impressing me like this,
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we might have to kidnap
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you for our next tour.
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Alright, let's cue
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up the opening performance.
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- Theydies and gentlethems
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Straight from their global tour
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of several nearby towns.
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- Welcome to the stage
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your queens!
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♪ There's some whores in this house ♪
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♪ There's some whores in this house ♪
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♪ There's some whores in this house ♪
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♪ There's some whores in this house ♪
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♪ I said certified freak, ♪
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♪ seven days a week ♪
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♪ Wet ass pussy, ♪
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♪ make that pullout game weak ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah, you fucking
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with some wet ass pussy ♪
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♪ Bring a bucket and a mop ♪
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♪ for this wet ass pussy ♪
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♪ Give me everything you got ♪
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♪ for this wet ass pussy ♪
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♪ Beat it up, baby, catch a charge ♪
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♪ Extra large, and extra hard ♪
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♪ Put this pussy right in yo' face ♪
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♪ Swipe your nose ♪
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♪ like a credit card ♪
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♪ Hop on top, I want a ride ♪
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♪ I do a kegel while it's inside ♪
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♪ Spit in my mouth, look at my eyes ♪
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♪ This pussy is wet, come take a dive ♪
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♪ Tie me up like I'm surprised ♪
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♪ Let's role-play, I wear a disguise ♪
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♪ I want you to park ♪
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♪ that big Mack truck ♪
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♪ Right in this little garage ♪
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♪ Make it cream, make me scream ♪
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♪ Out in public, make a scene ♪
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♪ I don't cook, I don't clean ♪
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♪ But let me tell you, I got this ring ♪
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♪ Gobble me, swallow me,
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drip down the side of me ♪
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♪ Quick, jump out 'fore you ♪
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♪ let it get inside of me ♪
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♪ I tell him where to put it, ♪
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♪ never tell him ♪
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♪ where I'm 'bout to be ♪
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♪ I run down on him ♪
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♪ 'fore I have a ♪
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♪ running me. Talk yo' ♪
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shit, bite your lip ♪
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♪ Ask for a car ♪
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♪ while you ride that dick ♪
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♪ You ain't never gotta fuck him for a thing ♪
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♪ He already made his mind up ♪
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♪ 'fore he came ♪
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♪ Now get your boots and your coat ♪
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♪ for this wet ass pussy ♪
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♪ He bought a phone just for pictures ♪
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♪ of this wet ass pussy ♪
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♪ Pay my tuition just to kiss me ♪
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♪ on this wet ass pussy ♪
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♪ Now make it rain ♪
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♪ if you wanna see some wet ass pussy ♪
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♪ Now from the top, make it drop, ♪
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♪ that's some wet ass pussy ♪
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This show come with barf bags?
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♪ That's some wet ass pussy ♪
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♪ I'm talking WAP, WAP, WAP ♪
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♪ That's some wet ass pussy ♪
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♪ Macaroni in a pot ♪
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♪ That's some wet ass pussy, huh ♪
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♪ There's some whores in this house ♪
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♪ There's some whores in this house ♪
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♪ There's some whores in this house ♪
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♪ There's some whores in this house ♪
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- Yay! Ladies, I mean,
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I can barely tiptoe
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around a puddle in my crocs
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00:18:16,708 --> 00:18:18,541
'n here you all are dancin' in
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heels higher than my bar tab!
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I just, I'm done for it.
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00:18:22,750 --> 00:18:23,625
Shut up, Sheila.
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Well, I bet y'all thought that
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acronym stood for something else.
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- Weapons are permitted.
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00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:31,458
- Well, you'd be right
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this pussy is a weapon.
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00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:36,750
- No?
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00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:37,583
Well, y'all really
404
00:18:37,666 --> 00:18:39,250
did come to a drag show
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00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:41,791
expecting fast cars or something.
406
00:18:42,125 --> 00:18:42,416
Well, if it's
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00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:43,833
powerful pistons you're after,
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00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:45,916
wait till you see what's under my hood.
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00:18:47,916 --> 00:18:49,041
- You suck.
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00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:53,541
Well, that I do, but you ain't my type.
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00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:55,125
Oh, he ain't anyone's type.
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00:18:55,541 --> 00:18:56,500
- Shut the hell up, Sheila.
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00:18:56,833 --> 00:18:58,500
You just shut your mouth, Travis.
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00:18:58,791 --> 00:18:59,500
Or I'm gonna tell
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00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:00,750
everyone you get your mama
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00:19:00,833 --> 00:19:03,041
to sew on those little mean boy patches.
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- She does not, I do it myself!
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00:19:05,416 --> 00:19:05,833
- Well, we've been
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00:19:05,916 --> 00:19:07,250
looking for a new seamstress,
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00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:08,291
so if your audition for
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the new Easy Rider reboot
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00:19:09,875 --> 00:19:11,958
doesn't work out for you, give me a call.
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The fuck you say to me?
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00:19:14,375 --> 00:19:16,333
Oh, I could do this all night,
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00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:18,916
cause Mama always gets the final say.
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00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:21,250
- This ain't amateur hour, so sit down.
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00:19:21,583 --> 00:19:22,666
Leave it up to the professionals.
428
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,041
Sit down, Travis.
429
00:19:30,083 --> 00:19:31,125
Now that that's out the way
430
00:19:31,208 --> 00:19:32,750
let me tell y'all a little story.
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00:19:33,375 --> 00:19:34,833
- Me and the girls were driving to
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00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:36,291
a gig last week...
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00:19:37,625 --> 00:19:39,208
The hell is your problem, Rufus?
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00:19:40,125 --> 00:19:40,625
Rufus!
435
00:19:41,291 --> 00:19:43,541
Yer high blood pressure smells
436
00:19:45,291 --> 00:19:46,041
Damn good.
437
00:19:46,958 --> 00:19:48,125
- Rufus, you're late!
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00:19:48,375 --> 00:19:49,500
Where the hell is my delivery?
439
00:19:49,541 --> 00:19:51,291
One bite and I bet you'll spray everywhere --
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00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:52,958
Back the hell up, hillbilly.
441
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,416
What the fuck?
442
00:19:56,708 --> 00:19:58,041
- Oh my God.
443
00:19:58,125 --> 00:19:58,958
- Did everyone see that?
444
00:19:59,083 --> 00:19:59,916
Teeth!
445
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:01,458
- Travis!
446
00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:02,541
- He fucking--
447
00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:04,666
Put the goddamn gun away!
448
00:20:05,791 --> 00:20:07,250
Rufus, are you drunk?
449
00:20:07,625 --> 00:20:09,000
You had one too many, man.
450
00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:11,875
Dusty!
451
00:20:13,541 --> 00:20:14,291
Ah, fuck!
452
00:20:14,708 --> 00:20:15,666
What the fuck you think you're doing?!
453
00:20:17,791 --> 00:20:19,166
Get him off me!
454
00:20:22,458 --> 00:20:23,833
What the hell?!
455
00:20:27,208 --> 00:20:27,958
- Did y'all see that?
456
00:20:28,291 --> 00:20:29,333
He bit Fatboy.
457
00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:30,708
Who bites a man?!
458
00:20:35,666 --> 00:20:37,208
Goddamn fools.
459
00:20:40,625 --> 00:20:41,791
You come back,
460
00:20:42,291 --> 00:20:44,458
I'll stick my foot so far up your ass,
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00:20:44,958 --> 00:20:46,708
your mustache will scrub my boot clean.
462
00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:49,541
See a goddamn dentist.
463
00:21:02,041 --> 00:21:04,250
- We're cool, we're cool, all good.
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00:21:05,458 --> 00:21:07,083
Man, I don't know what got into him
465
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:08,958
I've never seen Rufus like that.
466
00:21:09,916 --> 00:21:10,250
You good?
467
00:21:10,583 --> 00:21:12,666
That looks nasty Fatboy.
468
00:21:13,208 --> 00:21:14,666
You might wanna have that checked out.
469
00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:17,625
And for sure a tetanus shot.
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00:21:18,125 --> 00:21:19,125
Ain't nothin'.
471
00:21:19,458 --> 00:21:20,333
You wanna call it in?
472
00:21:20,541 --> 00:21:21,500
Said it ain't nothin',
473
00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:23,208
just a flesh wound is all.
474
00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:25,041
Alright, leave
475
00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:26,083
him alone, he says he's fine.
476
00:21:26,166 --> 00:21:26,833
Quit your clucking.
477
00:21:28,083 --> 00:21:31,041
Okay, we're good, get some drinks.
478
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:35,291
Well, should we continue?
479
00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:37,791
You wanna talk about what happened?
480
00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:40,083
You mean the redneck that just pulled
481
00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:41,666
a chunk out of that guy?
482
00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:43,250
That was some Hills Have Eyes
483
00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:44,583
type of shit right there.
484
00:21:44,791 --> 00:21:46,000
- No, I'm talking about
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00:21:46,083 --> 00:21:47,125
what happened on stage.
486
00:21:47,416 --> 00:21:48,833
I told you no changes.
487
00:21:48,916 --> 00:21:49,625
Are you serious?
488
00:21:50,291 --> 00:21:51,333
You wanna do this now?
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00:21:51,625 --> 00:21:53,625
Mama, we need to be leaving.
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00:21:54,041 --> 00:21:56,125
- Girl, the locals threw that creep out.
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00:21:56,208 --> 00:21:57,791
We are safer in here with them,
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00:21:58,041 --> 00:21:59,208
than we are out there with him.
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00:21:59,291 --> 00:22:00,166
I don't think that the
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00:22:00,250 --> 00:22:02,208
enemy of my enemy is my friend,
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00:22:02,541 --> 00:22:03,875
really applies in this situation.
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00:22:04,416 --> 00:22:05,625
- Well, I think we should continue.
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00:22:06,416 --> 00:22:07,791
Look, we have fans.
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00:22:09,041 --> 00:22:10,166
Bitch, you only wanna stay
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00:22:10,250 --> 00:22:11,708
cos you found a sausage to chew on.
500
00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:12,833
You know what?
501
00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:15,333
You can pull my solo from the set list
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00:22:15,541 --> 00:22:16,416
if it'll get us out this
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00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:17,500
shit hole any sooner.
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00:22:24,583 --> 00:22:26,125
- Wow, it's been a while
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00:22:26,208 --> 00:22:27,791
since I had a man fight over me.
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00:22:27,875 --> 00:22:28,625
- What's your secret?
507
00:22:29,291 --> 00:22:29,916
I haven't had a
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00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,166
hickey like that in years.
509
00:22:31,541 --> 00:22:32,500
Ain't a damn joke!
510
00:22:32,791 --> 00:22:34,125
Oh, sweetie.
511
00:22:34,375 --> 00:22:35,375
That must've been a lot
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00:22:35,458 --> 00:22:36,666
for you to have witnessed.
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00:22:36,750 --> 00:22:37,541
You doing okay?
514
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:38,666
I'm fine.
515
00:22:38,666 --> 00:22:40,291
A real man knows how to handle a brawl!
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00:22:40,666 --> 00:22:41,541
Isn't that right, Fatboy?
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00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:42,458
Urgh.
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00:22:42,750 --> 00:22:43,750
- And how's your head?
519
00:22:44,458 --> 00:22:46,041
My head is fine.
520
00:22:46,125 --> 00:22:47,083
Don't worry about my head.
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00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:48,291
It's your head I'm worried about.
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00:22:48,541 --> 00:22:50,041
No matter how we're interpreting
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00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:52,958
this double entendre, I am perfect.
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00:22:53,833 --> 00:22:55,666
Now, to a lady who's
525
00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:57,000
never had any complaints
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00:22:57,083 --> 00:22:58,250
about her head,
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00:22:58,583 --> 00:23:00,583
theydies and gentlethems,
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00:23:01,125 --> 00:23:02,708
Bella Da Boys!
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00:23:12,375 --> 00:23:13,625
♪ I need a playboy, ♪
530
00:23:13,916 --> 00:23:15,416
♪ super smash gameboy ♪
531
00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:16,833
♪ Send a dick pic, ♪
532
00:23:16,833 --> 00:23:18,208
♪ then be on his way boy ♪
533
00:23:18,291 --> 00:23:19,875
♪ Nothing like the chick flicks, ♪
534
00:23:19,958 --> 00:23:21,791
♪ not just some LA boy ♪
535
00:23:21,875 --> 00:23:22,750
Was Olive serious
536
00:23:22,833 --> 00:23:24,000
about cutting her solo?
537
00:23:24,291 --> 00:23:25,625
I don't know what that girl wants.
538
00:23:26,291 --> 00:23:27,583
- You know, she asked to be here,
539
00:23:27,666 --> 00:23:28,375
but she's been fighting
540
00:23:28,458 --> 00:23:29,750
every creative decision
541
00:23:29,958 --> 00:23:31,125
since joining this house.
542
00:23:31,833 --> 00:23:33,291
- She just has a lot to
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00:23:33,375 --> 00:23:34,291
learn about sisterhood.
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00:23:34,791 --> 00:23:35,708
It's her first family.
545
00:23:36,541 --> 00:23:37,125
Remember what we
546
00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:38,208
were like back in the day?
547
00:23:39,166 --> 00:23:40,833
Bitch, don't go there.
548
00:23:41,250 --> 00:23:42,375
I've done my repentance.
549
00:23:45,375 --> 00:23:46,000
♪ I need a ♪
550
00:23:46,083 --> 00:23:48,166
playboy, super smash game boy ♪
551
00:23:48,541 --> 00:23:49,708
♪ Send a dick pic, ♪
552
00:23:49,708 --> 00:23:51,208
♪ then be on his way boy ♪
553
00:23:51,208 --> 00:23:52,666
♪ Nothing like the chick flicks, ♪
554
00:23:52,666 --> 00:23:54,416
♪ not just some LA boy ♪
555
00:23:54,416 --> 00:23:57,291
♪ When he hit this bet the kitty make noise ♪
556
00:23:57,291 --> 00:23:58,541
♪ Need a playboy ♪
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00:24:11,625 --> 00:24:12,583
Excuse me, boys.
558
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:13,625
I'll be right back.
559
00:24:31,166 --> 00:24:33,625
Woowhee, proceed with caution, partner.
560
00:24:38,083 --> 00:24:40,083
- I'd give that ten, if I were you Fatboy.
561
00:24:40,958 --> 00:24:42,333
That could gag a grizzly.
562
00:24:55,625 --> 00:24:58,291
The hell you doing, Fatboy?
563
00:24:58,583 --> 00:25:00,083
Them lady boys turn you soft?
564
00:25:37,500 --> 00:25:38,375
Hey! Hey!
Move!
565
00:25:38,625 --> 00:25:39,041
- This ain't
566
00:25:39,125 --> 00:25:40,625
an eclipse Fatboy,
567
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,708
move your fat ass.
568
00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:45,541
Hey! Bargain-bin Meat Loaf!
569
00:25:46,291 --> 00:25:47,083
- Shit!
570
00:25:48,916 --> 00:25:50,000
Oh, you wanna go?
571
00:25:50,208 --> 00:25:50,541
Let's --
572
00:25:51,333 --> 00:25:51,625
Okay.
573
00:25:52,458 --> 00:25:53,500
You alright, Fatboy?
574
00:26:01,625 --> 00:26:03,083
- Fatboy, you don't look so good.
575
00:26:03,250 --> 00:26:03,541
Really?
576
00:26:03,750 --> 00:26:04,583
Because I feel great!
577
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,041
Oh, hey Mama.
578
00:26:06,125 --> 00:26:07,458
Is it time for our improv act already?
579
00:26:07,541 --> 00:26:08,958
You smell delicious Travis!
580
00:26:09,041 --> 00:26:09,875
- It's time for our get
581
00:26:09,958 --> 00:26:11,208
the hell outta here act.
582
00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:12,291
Now we can leave?
583
00:26:12,375 --> 00:26:13,291
- Hey, get off him.
584
00:26:14,625 --> 00:26:16,000
What the fuck Fatboy?!
585
00:26:16,250 --> 00:26:17,125
You're a vegetarian.
586
00:26:19,583 --> 00:26:20,625
Good God almighty!
587
00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:25,416
Outside now!
588
00:26:33,666 --> 00:26:36,333
Inside, now!
589
00:26:50,166 --> 00:26:51,125
Fuck. Shit.
590
00:26:55,833 --> 00:26:56,583
Fuck.
591
00:26:57,125 --> 00:26:58,458
Pull yourself together.
592
00:27:12,416 --> 00:27:13,541
We cool.
593
00:27:33,250 --> 00:27:36,833
- Did he actually just turn to dust?
594
00:27:37,416 --> 00:27:39,375
Well my tucks too tight for me to be tripping balls
595
00:27:39,458 --> 00:27:40,083
so yes
596
00:27:40,791 --> 00:27:42,291
I do believe he did.
597
00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:50,291
Come on, get him.
598
00:27:52,083 --> 00:27:52,583
Billy-Bob.
599
00:27:59,333 --> 00:28:00,791
No, no.
600
00:28:01,791 --> 00:28:02,833
I don't even taste good.
601
00:28:03,375 --> 00:28:04,250
That's not true.
602
00:28:14,458 --> 00:28:16,416
Wow, powerful swing you have there.
603
00:28:17,083 --> 00:28:18,333
- If this is about what
604
00:28:18,416 --> 00:28:20,250
happened with your old lady, then uh,
605
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,166
Darlene was the one throwing bait.
606
00:28:23,791 --> 00:28:24,541
I just bit.
607
00:28:25,166 --> 00:28:25,875
- Bitch just tried to
608
00:28:25,958 --> 00:28:27,083
take a chunk out of me.
609
00:28:27,125 --> 00:28:29,083
- Girl! Are those fangs?
610
00:28:29,083 --> 00:28:30,750
- Was Fatboy rocking those the whole time?
611
00:28:36,625 --> 00:28:38,250
- Ew, these vampires are
612
00:28:38,333 --> 00:28:39,708
nothing like the Cullens.
613
00:28:40,166 --> 00:28:41,541
Sweetie, vampires are not real.
614
00:28:42,333 --> 00:28:43,833
- Neither are these, but it
615
00:28:43,916 --> 00:28:45,083
doesn't mean I don't have titties.
616
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:46,750
- There's nothing there.
617
00:28:56,041 --> 00:28:56,916
Did you just say
618
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,833
motherfucking vampires?
619
00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:09,916
I never liked that jerk.
620
00:29:12,583 --> 00:29:13,750
- Made damn sure we're
621
00:29:13,833 --> 00:29:15,208
stuck here like sitting ducks.
622
00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:17,166
- Then we just have to walk that duck.
623
00:29:17,875 --> 00:29:18,958
Bella, honey, no,
624
00:29:18,958 --> 00:29:20,666
no, no, no, no, come over here.
625
00:29:21,208 --> 00:29:21,666
Sit down.
626
00:29:28,625 --> 00:29:31,541
- Ain't vampires supposed to be sexy.
627
00:29:32,708 --> 00:29:35,375
Whoa, the hell you think you're doing?
628
00:29:35,708 --> 00:29:36,666
He's one of them.
629
00:29:36,875 --> 00:29:37,791
Might as well end it now.
630
00:29:38,458 --> 00:29:39,208
Hell no.
631
00:29:39,666 --> 00:29:41,208
There ain't no such thing as vampires.
632
00:29:42,125 --> 00:29:44,291
Fatboy just needs to sleep it off.
633
00:29:44,541 --> 00:29:45,458
- Considering two of
634
00:29:45,541 --> 00:29:46,583
them just turned to dust,
635
00:29:47,125 --> 00:29:49,750
Buffy's looking real credible right now.
636
00:29:49,958 --> 00:29:51,083
- Whoa, whoa.
637
00:29:58,416 --> 00:29:59,583
Just can't kill him.
638
00:30:00,166 --> 00:30:01,291
I know he's a friend.
639
00:30:01,708 --> 00:30:02,416
He owes me money.
640
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:03,875
Oh.
641
00:30:04,208 --> 00:30:05,000
Well, I ain't gonna wait
642
00:30:05,083 --> 00:30:06,291
around until he attacks us again.
643
00:30:06,666 --> 00:30:07,375
Kill him.
644
00:30:07,791 --> 00:30:08,125
Wait!
645
00:30:08,583 --> 00:30:08,958
Motherf...
646
00:30:10,041 --> 00:30:11,083
We don't know shit
647
00:30:11,166 --> 00:30:12,291
about what's going on.
648
00:30:12,666 --> 00:30:14,083
He could wake up normal.
649
00:30:15,416 --> 00:30:16,333
No.
650
00:30:17,291 --> 00:30:18,208
Nuh uh.
651
00:30:20,541 --> 00:30:21,875
I have an idea.
652
00:30:23,541 --> 00:30:24,375
Sleep it off, Fatboy.
653
00:30:28,708 --> 00:30:29,666
Thanks for the help, Dusty.
654
00:30:31,750 --> 00:30:35,458
Uh, I don't wanna say I told you so, but.
655
00:30:35,541 --> 00:30:36,166
Bitch, you didn't say
656
00:30:36,166 --> 00:30:37,000
nothing about vampires.
657
00:30:37,750 --> 00:30:38,916
Uh, well I did say
658
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:39,625
they were out for blood.
659
00:30:42,500 --> 00:30:44,458
Hey, get your pale
660
00:30:44,541 --> 00:30:45,958
ass off our campy van!
661
00:30:46,041 --> 00:30:46,541
Yeah.
662
00:30:48,958 --> 00:30:50,458
Line's still down.
663
00:30:53,625 --> 00:30:54,458
No service.
664
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,250
What kind of idiot opens up a
665
00:30:57,333 --> 00:30:58,375
bar in the middle of nowhere?
666
00:30:58,458 --> 00:30:59,625
Uh, my great
667
00:30:59,708 --> 00:31:01,833
granddad, Joe, he had a vision
668
00:31:01,916 --> 00:31:03,375
when he opened up The Bold Buck.
669
00:31:03,458 --> 00:31:04,375
It was rhetorical!
670
00:31:08,666 --> 00:31:09,708
I say we teach these
671
00:31:09,791 --> 00:31:11,000
cocksuckers a thing or two.
672
00:31:11,083 --> 00:31:12,166
You're gonna teach me what now?
673
00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:13,791
Hang on, hang on.
674
00:31:14,416 --> 00:31:16,125
- We can't just go killin' 'em.
675
00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:17,666
We know these people.
676
00:31:23,625 --> 00:31:26,583
They just got Coach Hank and his wife.
677
00:31:26,666 --> 00:31:27,250
- Marla?
678
00:31:27,875 --> 00:31:29,291
- Goddamn, she was hot.
679
00:31:29,958 --> 00:31:30,958
I've been working my moves
680
00:31:31,041 --> 00:31:31,666
trying to score with
681
00:31:31,750 --> 00:31:32,666
her since high school.
682
00:31:32,750 --> 00:31:33,958
Despite her being out of
683
00:31:34,041 --> 00:31:35,708
your league and off the market.
684
00:31:36,208 --> 00:31:37,833
Classic cis-dude audacity.
685
00:31:38,125 --> 00:31:38,958
- I ain't a sissy.
686
00:31:39,833 --> 00:31:40,291
Fuck this!
687
00:31:40,625 --> 00:31:41,666
I'm gonna go find the son of
688
00:31:41,750 --> 00:31:42,875
a bitch what bit Fatboy.
689
00:31:43,375 --> 00:31:45,083
Any of them other leeches get in my way.
690
00:31:45,416 --> 00:31:46,416
I'm gonna take him out too--
691
00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:47,541
Travis! Travis!
692
00:31:48,791 --> 00:31:50,875
We gotta be smart about this, man.
693
00:31:51,458 --> 00:31:52,750
Get out of my way, Dusty.
694
00:31:53,125 --> 00:31:54,416
Dusty's right, we need a plan.
695
00:31:55,041 --> 00:31:56,750
Like it or not, we're in this together.
696
00:31:57,416 --> 00:31:59,916
I ain't in anything with you.
697
00:32:00,541 --> 00:32:01,916
How do I know this ain't your fault?
698
00:32:02,166 --> 00:32:03,875
Our fault your backward ass town
699
00:32:03,958 --> 00:32:05,125
is full of twilight rejects?!
700
00:32:05,958 --> 00:32:07,625
We let the trannies in town
701
00:32:07,708 --> 00:32:09,916
suddenly it's Transylvania out there!
702
00:32:10,375 --> 00:32:11,750
Nobody else find that a
703
00:32:11,833 --> 00:32:12,666
little bit suspicious.
704
00:32:13,125 --> 00:32:14,375
We may be creatures of the night,
705
00:32:14,458 --> 00:32:15,208
but blood ain't what
706
00:32:15,291 --> 00:32:16,208
we're looking to suck.
707
00:32:16,750 --> 00:32:18,000
- I don't know what's going on,
708
00:32:18,083 --> 00:32:18,958
but what I do know is
709
00:32:19,041 --> 00:32:19,791
we have a better chance
710
00:32:19,875 --> 00:32:20,833
if we stick together.
711
00:32:21,375 --> 00:32:21,916
She's right.
712
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:22,791
- I like you as much as I
713
00:32:22,875 --> 00:32:24,250
enjoy a gender reveal party,
714
00:32:24,333 --> 00:32:25,500
but we don't need to be best friends,
715
00:32:25,583 --> 00:32:26,833
tonight we're batting for the same team.
716
00:32:27,166 --> 00:32:29,750
- Meaning you all like the ladies right?
717
00:32:29,833 --> 00:32:31,083
No! Well, yes. That's
718
00:32:31,166 --> 00:32:31,958
not what I mean right now.
719
00:32:31,958 --> 00:32:32,833
Later, Sheila.
720
00:32:32,833 --> 00:32:33,416
Okay.
721
00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:36,000
I'm saying, quit making enemies in here.
722
00:32:36,083 --> 00:32:37,083
Focus on the real threat.
723
00:32:37,416 --> 00:32:40,041
- Oh, I am focused on the real threat.
724
00:32:40,125 --> 00:32:41,583
Would you just shut your mouth, Travis?
725
00:32:41,958 --> 00:32:44,041
- Travis, put the damn gun away.
726
00:32:44,791 --> 00:32:46,750
What the hell's wrong with y'all?
727
00:32:47,375 --> 00:32:48,833
Am I the only sane one here?
728
00:32:49,375 --> 00:32:51,416
There are motherfuckin' vampires out there.
729
00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:53,375
Oh, so now there's vampires?
730
00:32:56,166 --> 00:32:57,791
Open the damn door, Dusty.
731
00:33:01,166 --> 00:33:01,875
Come on, y'all.
732
00:33:07,333 --> 00:33:08,625
This is for Fatboy!
733
00:33:14,250 --> 00:33:15,083
Oh my God, the
734
00:33:15,083 --> 00:33:16,166
bullets, they aren't working.
735
00:33:16,375 --> 00:33:17,916
They're completely outmatched.
736
00:33:23,250 --> 00:33:25,291
Holy shit, that
737
00:33:25,375 --> 00:33:27,000
vampire just threw a motorcycle
738
00:33:27,208 --> 00:33:28,208
like I throw shade.
739
00:33:29,458 --> 00:33:31,250
Oh, that dude just got decapitated.
740
00:33:35,583 --> 00:33:37,125
In slow motion?
741
00:33:40,666 --> 00:33:42,833
Oh sweet baby Jesus!
742
00:33:42,833 --> 00:33:43,916
It's a bloodbath!
743
00:33:43,916 --> 00:33:47,083
Is that vampire popping a wheelie on a motorcycle?
744
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,416
They just blew up that truck!
745
00:33:50,750 --> 00:33:51,708
You'd need a huge ass budget
746
00:33:51,791 --> 00:33:52,791
to adapt this story cos
747
00:33:53,125 --> 00:33:55,125
this shit is insane!
748
00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:56,875
- Out the way, out the way!
749
00:34:00,833 --> 00:34:02,166
Close the door, close the door!
750
00:34:02,416 --> 00:34:04,166
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
751
00:34:04,666 --> 00:34:06,083
I can not die tonight,
752
00:34:06,250 --> 00:34:08,125
I'm wearing my laundry day drawers.
753
00:34:08,458 --> 00:34:10,625
Goddamn, I almost had them.
754
00:34:11,583 --> 00:34:12,541
If that was your almost, I'd
755
00:34:12,625 --> 00:34:13,750
hate to see your not even close.
756
00:34:13,833 --> 00:34:14,916
Dusty, we need to
757
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:15,833
board up all the windows
758
00:34:15,916 --> 00:34:16,791
and doors in this place
759
00:34:16,875 --> 00:34:18,416
until dawn clears them out.
760
00:34:18,708 --> 00:34:19,875
Who's Dawn and why
761
00:34:19,958 --> 00:34:21,083
can't she clear them out now?
762
00:34:21,291 --> 00:34:23,125
Earl, grab the back door.
763
00:34:23,375 --> 00:34:23,791
- Yeah.
764
00:34:41,750 --> 00:34:43,458
Ain't the sort of suckers I thought I'd
765
00:34:43,541 --> 00:34:44,583
be dealing with tonight.
766
00:34:46,458 --> 00:34:49,375
So, what do we know about vampires?
767
00:34:49,791 --> 00:34:50,750
Well, if we're going by
768
00:34:50,833 --> 00:34:52,041
Interview with the Vampire rules,
769
00:34:52,125 --> 00:34:52,625
we should offer them
770
00:34:52,708 --> 00:34:53,458
a goblet of our blood
771
00:34:53,541 --> 00:34:54,625
and hope they turn us into
772
00:34:54,708 --> 00:34:55,791
their immortal companions.
773
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,375
But, if we're in a Blade scenario,
774
00:34:57,458 --> 00:34:58,083
we should stock up on
775
00:34:58,166 --> 00:34:59,250
UV lamps and katanas.
776
00:34:59,333 --> 00:35:01,166
Oh, but if they're like Twilight vamps,
777
00:35:01,583 --> 00:35:02,916
we should just act all mysterious
778
00:35:03,250 --> 00:35:04,333
and emotionally unavailable.
779
00:35:04,875 --> 00:35:06,541
Yes, it's definitely Twilight.
780
00:35:07,125 --> 00:35:08,375
Those movies are based on books,
781
00:35:08,625 --> 00:35:10,500
so you know real research was done.
782
00:35:10,583 --> 00:35:12,750
- I think we need to cast a wider net.
783
00:35:13,625 --> 00:35:14,708
Isn't there something about garlic?
784
00:35:15,083 --> 00:35:15,625
Crosses.
785
00:35:16,333 --> 00:35:17,250
Don't they hate crosses?
786
00:35:17,458 --> 00:35:18,625
Oh, what about holy water?
787
00:35:19,041 --> 00:35:20,041
Isn't there some sort of rule
788
00:35:20,125 --> 00:35:21,000
that they can't come inside
789
00:35:21,083 --> 00:35:21,833
unless they're invited?
790
00:35:22,083 --> 00:35:22,625
- Well, at least
791
00:35:22,625 --> 00:35:24,500
vampires have consent 101 down,
792
00:35:24,583 --> 00:35:25,041
which is more than I
793
00:35:25,125 --> 00:35:26,083
could say about most guys.
794
00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:28,291
- So, we just don't invite them inside.
795
00:35:29,375 --> 00:35:30,291
Seems simple enough.
796
00:35:30,375 --> 00:35:30,958
Yeah,
797
00:35:31,291 --> 00:35:32,250
that ain't gonna work.
798
00:35:36,458 --> 00:35:37,083
What?
799
00:35:38,083 --> 00:35:39,791
It's not like I bought it expectin'
800
00:35:39,875 --> 00:35:41,208
vampires to show up.
801
00:35:42,125 --> 00:35:43,250
And not a single one
802
00:35:43,333 --> 00:35:44,375
looks like Jason Patric.
803
00:35:44,625 --> 00:35:45,875
- Speaking of Lost Boys,
804
00:35:45,875 --> 00:35:46,958
reckon they can fly?
805
00:35:47,500 --> 00:35:48,666
- No silly,
806
00:35:48,875 --> 00:35:50,000
they jump real high.
807
00:35:50,375 --> 00:35:51,916
That's why they're so good at baseball.
808
00:35:52,125 --> 00:35:53,750
- Can't they turn into bats?
809
00:35:54,583 --> 00:35:56,416
Like in that foot fetish movie?
810
00:35:56,833 --> 00:35:58,375
From Dusk Till Dawn.
811
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,625
Mama, if we get these
812
00:36:00,708 --> 00:36:02,166
suckers away from the parking lot
813
00:36:02,166 --> 00:36:03,375
and make a beeline
814
00:36:03,458 --> 00:36:04,166
for campy van, we can
815
00:36:04,250 --> 00:36:05,750
get the hell out of here.
816
00:36:05,833 --> 00:36:06,750
Honey, I think that
817
00:36:06,833 --> 00:36:07,666
everyone would prefer
818
00:36:07,750 --> 00:36:08,416
the vampires to get
819
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:09,375
out of the parking lot.
820
00:36:09,583 --> 00:36:10,583
If we let the locals
821
00:36:10,666 --> 00:36:12,750
create some sort of distraction,
822
00:36:13,291 --> 00:36:15,416
we could make a run for it.
823
00:36:15,666 --> 00:36:17,500
Bitch, our tires are slashed.
824
00:36:19,458 --> 00:36:20,375
Campy can still take us
825
00:36:20,458 --> 00:36:21,583
a fair distance away.
826
00:36:21,958 --> 00:36:23,000
We need to try!
827
00:36:23,083 --> 00:36:24,750
It's too dangerous, Olive.
828
00:36:25,625 --> 00:36:26,375
Safety in numbers.
829
00:36:26,958 --> 00:36:28,333
- Most of the motherfuckers
830
00:36:28,416 --> 00:36:29,708
in here would rather see us dead!
831
00:36:30,083 --> 00:36:31,541
- Girl! I can't be
832
00:36:31,541 --> 00:36:32,625
arguing with you right now.
833
00:36:32,708 --> 00:36:33,875
I need you on my team.
834
00:36:50,916 --> 00:36:51,500
Hello?
835
00:37:01,625 --> 00:37:02,833
Anyone there?
836
00:37:10,916 --> 00:37:12,250
Christ, Travis! You gave
837
00:37:12,333 --> 00:37:13,291
me a damn heart attack!
838
00:37:13,583 --> 00:37:14,291
How's the back door?
839
00:37:15,458 --> 00:37:16,875
As good as it's gonna get.
840
00:37:20,125 --> 00:37:21,000
Earl,
841
00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:23,041
the rainbow parade
842
00:37:23,041 --> 00:37:25,125
outnumber us out there now.
843
00:37:26,083 --> 00:37:27,000
I don't trust them.
844
00:37:27,125 --> 00:37:28,583
They ain't a threat, Travis.
845
00:37:29,375 --> 00:37:31,208
All I'm saying is, they're gonna be
846
00:37:31,291 --> 00:37:32,416
looking out for their own.
847
00:37:33,083 --> 00:37:34,666
We got to do the same.
848
00:37:34,666 --> 00:37:35,541
Comprendé?
849
00:37:38,166 --> 00:37:38,500
Yeah?
850
00:37:38,958 --> 00:37:39,291
Uh-huh.
851
00:38:18,916 --> 00:38:19,916
Holy shit.
852
00:38:20,708 --> 00:38:21,416
Bowling alley.
853
00:38:22,291 --> 00:38:23,208
There's a bowling alley here?
854
00:38:23,208 --> 00:38:24,166
Yeah, in the basement.
855
00:38:25,208 --> 00:38:25,625
It ain't been
856
00:38:25,708 --> 00:38:27,041
operational for a number of years
857
00:38:27,208 --> 00:38:28,083
on account of my dad
858
00:38:28,166 --> 00:38:29,125
skimping on the levelers.
859
00:38:29,375 --> 00:38:31,708
You can bowl straight as a country mile,
860
00:38:31,791 --> 00:38:33,083
the balls always swing to the left.
861
00:38:34,166 --> 00:38:34,875
Sounds familiar.
862
00:38:35,333 --> 00:38:36,375
I just wanted a yes
863
00:38:36,458 --> 00:38:37,291
or no, man, that's all.
864
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,541
Is this gonna be a problem for us?
865
00:38:40,166 --> 00:38:42,208
Well, it only has a broken window.
866
00:38:42,708 --> 00:38:45,208
I said I'll get to it -- two years, Earl.
867
00:38:45,375 --> 00:38:46,000
Two years.
868
00:38:46,541 --> 00:38:48,958
We should split up, cover more ground.
869
00:38:49,750 --> 00:38:51,583
- And there's the catchphrase heard
870
00:38:51,666 --> 00:38:52,458
before ever gruesome
871
00:38:52,541 --> 00:38:54,125
horror movie death.
872
00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:55,666
Unfortunately, he's right.
873
00:38:56,666 --> 00:38:57,791
We know that stabbing them
874
00:38:57,875 --> 00:38:59,000
through the heart kills them.
875
00:38:59,416 --> 00:39:00,375
We need weapons.
876
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,250
Grab whatever you can.
877
00:39:02,750 --> 00:39:04,250
I'm talking about pool cues,
878
00:39:04,250 --> 00:39:05,708
broken bottles, kitchen knives.
879
00:39:06,125 --> 00:39:07,041
I am a weapon.
880
00:39:07,125 --> 00:39:09,208
- If it's sharp, it's a weapon.
881
00:39:09,291 --> 00:39:11,208
Huh, that rules you out then.
882
00:39:34,791 --> 00:39:35,541
Garlic bread.
883
00:39:39,875 --> 00:39:42,666
Oh babies, Mama loves you.
884
00:39:43,333 --> 00:39:44,208
But she's too old to be
885
00:39:44,291 --> 00:39:45,291
running around in pumps.
886
00:39:47,291 --> 00:39:48,083
Alright, y'all.
887
00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:51,000
We need a team station here, in the back,
888
00:39:51,166 --> 00:39:51,916
and in the basement.
889
00:39:53,875 --> 00:39:54,791
- Shit!
890
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:01,750
- Ooh damn!
891
00:40:01,791 --> 00:40:02,583
Fucknut!
892
00:40:07,750 --> 00:40:11,291
Yeah, I'll probably just stay here.
893
00:40:12,583 --> 00:40:13,291
Keep them at bay.
894
00:40:15,083 --> 00:40:15,958
If I was more confident
895
00:40:16,041 --> 00:40:17,333
in my status as a final girl,
896
00:40:18,458 --> 00:40:19,583
I'd venture into the basement,
897
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,500
but I'm black, so...
898
00:40:23,958 --> 00:40:25,416
I'll take the back door.
899
00:40:25,791 --> 00:40:26,708
I'll go with you.
900
00:40:27,041 --> 00:40:27,833
I'll take the basement.
901
00:40:28,833 --> 00:40:29,250
Earl.
902
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:30,500
Yeah?
903
00:40:30,875 --> 00:40:32,041
You go with the Scarlet
904
00:40:32,041 --> 00:40:33,541
Pimpernel and Captain Poof.
905
00:40:34,125 --> 00:40:35,500
- Chuck, Marv, you're with me.
906
00:40:37,041 --> 00:40:38,166
We'll go with you.
907
00:40:38,583 --> 00:40:39,000
Thanks.
908
00:40:39,541 --> 00:40:40,666
Don't thank me.
909
00:40:40,791 --> 00:40:41,958
It ain't about helping ya.
910
00:40:43,083 --> 00:40:44,250
I just don't trust ya.
911
00:40:45,291 --> 00:40:47,125
Just when I thought we were bonding.
912
00:40:47,791 --> 00:40:48,500
Oh no.
913
00:40:50,458 --> 00:40:50,875
Olive.
914
00:40:51,333 --> 00:40:52,000
Yeah, what's up, Mama?
915
00:40:52,083 --> 00:40:53,083
I need you to take the
916
00:40:53,166 --> 00:40:54,625
kids in the back and watch them.
917
00:40:54,750 --> 00:40:55,791
They'll never survive out here.
918
00:40:58,666 --> 00:40:59,416
Me?
919
00:40:59,666 --> 00:41:00,125
Mm-hmm.
920
00:41:00,416 --> 00:41:01,083
Don't be Mary
921
00:41:01,083 --> 00:41:02,583
Poppinsin' your Lara Croft.
922
00:41:02,958 --> 00:41:03,833
I'm your best fighter.
923
00:41:03,916 --> 00:41:05,333
I know, that's why they need you.
924
00:41:06,041 --> 00:41:06,916
Now you take that
925
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,333
beautiful rack Tomb Raider,
926
00:41:08,666 --> 00:41:09,916
go watch the kids, okay?
927
00:41:13,458 --> 00:41:14,458
Goddamn.
928
00:41:15,583 --> 00:41:18,208
And remember, aim for the heart.
929
00:41:20,875 --> 00:41:21,833
Y'all,
930
00:41:23,250 --> 00:41:24,291
y'all go ahead now.
931
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,208
I've got the home base covered.
932
00:41:36,416 --> 00:41:37,958
Ooh, get in here and
933
00:41:38,041 --> 00:41:39,458
pick out an outfit, babe.
934
00:41:39,541 --> 00:41:40,458
Okay, I'll pick one for you,
935
00:41:40,541 --> 00:41:41,333
you pick one for me.
936
00:41:41,416 --> 00:41:42,375
- Okay, let's see.
937
00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:44,625
How much leg are you willing to show?
938
00:41:44,833 --> 00:41:46,708
- Like a gorgeous half calf?
939
00:41:46,916 --> 00:41:50,583
- I was thinking, this is more sassy,
940
00:41:50,875 --> 00:41:52,541
but this is more bondage.
941
00:41:53,625 --> 00:41:56,125
Do you go Buffy or Blade?
942
00:41:56,833 --> 00:41:58,583
I'd say Wesley Snipes all the way.
943
00:42:00,208 --> 00:42:00,750
That one.
944
00:42:02,583 --> 00:42:03,750
Oh my gosh, have you
945
00:42:03,833 --> 00:42:05,375
ever unhooked a bra before?
946
00:42:06,041 --> 00:42:07,500
Um, kind of.
947
00:42:07,916 --> 00:42:08,833
Bitch, what are you doing?
948
00:42:09,291 --> 00:42:10,250
Wardrobe change, girl.
949
00:42:10,750 --> 00:42:12,083
We don't have time for that.
950
00:42:12,166 --> 00:42:13,958
Bitch, we're stepping into a new act
951
00:42:14,041 --> 00:42:15,583
and I'll be damned if I go out
952
00:42:15,666 --> 00:42:16,958
pulling a Bianca Del Rio.
953
00:42:19,375 --> 00:42:20,791
She means wearing the same look.
954
00:42:21,041 --> 00:42:22,208
Bitch, I know what she means.
955
00:42:22,291 --> 00:42:23,416
Oh, okay, bitch.
956
00:42:23,583 --> 00:42:24,416
- Look,
957
00:42:25,666 --> 00:42:26,833
It's just your size and
958
00:42:26,833 --> 00:42:28,625
it will look so cute on you.
959
00:42:49,625 --> 00:42:51,041
Broken window's over here.
960
00:42:53,541 --> 00:42:54,333
Get whatever you can
961
00:42:54,333 --> 00:42:55,458
find and board it up.
962
00:43:15,166 --> 00:43:15,875
- Marv.
963
00:43:17,625 --> 00:43:18,291
Here.
964
00:43:47,875 --> 00:43:48,583
- Marv!
965
00:43:57,416 --> 00:43:58,625
You fellas got this?
966
00:43:58,625 --> 00:44:00,000
Protect that with your lives.
967
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:03,458
Oh shit, they just got Cash Jr.
968
00:44:04,708 --> 00:44:06,375
I wonder how that works.
969
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,833
Do vampires still grow fangs
970
00:44:08,833 --> 00:44:11,083
if they ain't got no teeth to begin with?
971
00:44:12,833 --> 00:44:13,875
Oh my God!
972
00:44:18,916 --> 00:44:21,250
You really should barricade this.
973
00:44:21,875 --> 00:44:22,583
Yeah.
974
00:44:24,625 --> 00:44:25,250
Yeah.
975
00:44:26,291 --> 00:44:27,625
I look so good.
976
00:44:27,958 --> 00:44:28,791
I've never looked so
977
00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:29,833
fricking good in my life.
978
00:44:30,083 --> 00:44:31,833
You paint like a god, you're amazing.
979
00:44:31,833 --> 00:44:33,916
- Oh my gosh, stop it.
980
00:44:33,916 --> 00:44:35,083
Should we do lashes next?
981
00:44:35,083 --> 00:44:35,666
Yes queen.
982
00:44:37,375 --> 00:44:38,166
You two stay put.
983
00:44:38,583 --> 00:44:39,541
Where are you going?
984
00:44:39,875 --> 00:44:40,791
- To get campy van.
985
00:44:40,958 --> 00:44:41,708
There's no suckers
986
00:44:41,708 --> 00:44:43,208
outside and I've got a shot.
987
00:44:43,375 --> 00:44:44,208
But Mama said we should--
988
00:44:44,208 --> 00:44:45,583
Mama isn't always right.
989
00:45:02,875 --> 00:45:03,916
Maybe she should have worn
990
00:45:03,916 --> 00:45:05,208
something less conspicuous.
991
00:45:07,166 --> 00:45:08,000
Something less shiny.
992
00:45:08,208 --> 00:45:10,250
Oh honey, if you're not turning heads,
993
00:45:10,250 --> 00:45:11,375
you're not doing it right.
994
00:45:12,250 --> 00:45:13,375
I don't think that
995
00:45:13,375 --> 00:45:15,166
applies in this situation.
996
00:45:15,166 --> 00:45:16,500
Right.
997
00:46:01,125 --> 00:46:02,875
Hey, mine.
998
00:46:05,083 --> 00:46:07,291
- Come on campy, come on.
999
00:46:07,375 --> 00:46:07,958
Come on!
1000
00:46:09,166 --> 00:46:10,000
Fuck.
1001
00:46:13,583 --> 00:46:15,541
You're not invited inside.
1002
00:46:15,875 --> 00:46:16,666
Darlin',
1003
00:46:17,125 --> 00:46:18,500
You can't keep me out of
1004
00:46:18,500 --> 00:46:21,500
the car with that no invitation rule.
1005
00:46:21,500 --> 00:46:23,875
Bitch, this is a mobile home!
1006
00:46:23,875 --> 00:46:25,875
It has a bed, kitchenette,
1007
00:46:25,875 --> 00:46:27,833
and a damn pot I piss in.
1008
00:46:31,416 --> 00:46:32,250
Bye bye now.
1009
00:46:34,166 --> 00:46:35,875
Where's that fucking sucker going now?
1010
00:46:38,208 --> 00:46:38,791
Marv!
1011
00:46:48,625 --> 00:46:49,625
Chuck, shoot her!
1012
00:46:50,375 --> 00:46:50,916
Chuck!
1013
00:46:56,375 --> 00:46:57,083
Marla?
1014
00:46:57,750 --> 00:46:58,416
- Honey?
1015
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,375
You still look great, Marla.
1016
00:47:02,958 --> 00:47:03,708
Marla,
1017
00:47:03,708 --> 00:47:04,750
now, now listen --
1018
00:47:21,125 --> 00:47:21,833
Marla.
1019
00:47:22,916 --> 00:47:23,625
Marla.
1020
00:47:29,833 --> 00:47:33,916
Oh, I, I got vampire in my mouth.
1021
00:47:35,541 --> 00:47:36,833
I'm okay.
1022
00:47:53,500 --> 00:47:54,125
Thanks.
1023
00:47:54,541 --> 00:47:55,541
Yeah, no problem.
1024
00:47:57,333 --> 00:48:00,333
Well, what we gonna do about him?
1025
00:48:06,875 --> 00:48:08,291
- Girl you are fierce.
1026
00:48:09,083 --> 00:48:11,125
- This is looking really, really good.
1027
00:48:11,125 --> 00:48:12,375
- Oh my God look at this one.
1028
00:48:12,375 --> 00:48:14,041
- Here, maybe try tucking this in a bit.
1029
00:48:14,541 --> 00:48:16,083
- Unhook that bra, bitch.
1030
00:48:16,416 --> 00:48:17,125
- Here's the one.
1031
00:48:17,125 --> 00:48:17,916
- What are you doing?
1032
00:48:17,916 --> 00:48:20,708
- Yeah, oh my God, we're gonna slay.
1033
00:48:20,875 --> 00:48:22,208
- We look good!
1034
00:48:22,291 --> 00:48:24,208
- We look so frickin' good!
1035
00:48:24,791 --> 00:48:26,958
Ooh, camouflage.
1036
00:48:27,291 --> 00:48:28,125
- Why glitter?
1037
00:48:28,291 --> 00:48:30,375
- If we sparkle, the vampires will think
1038
00:48:30,458 --> 00:48:31,916
we're one of their own.
1039
00:48:31,916 --> 00:48:35,291
Yes, we could be the sneak attack.
1040
00:48:36,958 --> 00:48:38,916
Now, glitter is a commitment.
1041
00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:41,166
It's the herpes of the drag world.
1042
00:48:41,500 --> 00:48:43,416
Hmm, good point.
1043
00:48:43,875 --> 00:48:45,041
What else you got?
1044
00:48:51,333 --> 00:48:52,541
Bitch run!
1045
00:48:56,125 --> 00:48:57,666
Run faster, run faster!
1046
00:49:31,541 --> 00:49:34,416
Bondage was a bad idea, girl.
1047
00:50:00,125 --> 00:50:02,416
I really enjoyed the show.
1048
00:50:03,208 --> 00:50:05,750
Well, what we got to see of it.
1049
00:50:07,166 --> 00:50:10,041
The um, the lighting was incredible.
1050
00:50:11,375 --> 00:50:12,666
Did you design that?
1051
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,833
Yeah, but I'm just back up.
1052
00:50:16,375 --> 00:50:18,041
The other girls are the real stars.
1053
00:50:18,041 --> 00:50:21,041
Oh, well, stars are just rocks
1054
00:50:21,041 --> 00:50:23,208
floating through space without their light.
1055
00:50:28,875 --> 00:50:30,375
Feels kinda inappropriate
1056
00:50:30,375 --> 00:50:31,958
to be this turned on right now.
1057
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,666
Well, maybe imminent death
1058
00:50:35,666 --> 00:50:37,583
is the ultimate aphrodisiac?
1059
00:50:44,583 --> 00:50:45,250
Get off him!
1060
00:50:53,208 --> 00:50:53,833
Steven!
1061
00:51:18,666 --> 00:51:19,708
Oh my God!
1062
00:51:20,250 --> 00:51:21,166
These vampires
1063
00:51:22,125 --> 00:51:23,541
I think they're celiac.
1064
00:51:24,208 --> 00:51:26,708
I think, I think maybe it's
1065
00:51:26,708 --> 00:51:28,625
probably more the garlic.
1066
00:51:29,416 --> 00:51:31,041
Oh, okay.
1067
00:51:33,541 --> 00:51:35,583
Earl, honey, you okay?
1068
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:37,583
I'm fine.
1069
00:52:14,083 --> 00:52:14,916
Bitch, who's there?
1070
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:42,125
Holy shit, holy shit!
1071
00:53:02,333 --> 00:53:04,625
Bitch, if you put a dent in campy,
1072
00:53:04,625 --> 00:53:07,125
I swear I will kill your sorry pale ass!
1073
00:53:08,041 --> 00:53:09,666
But, to be clear, Imma kill you either way,
1074
00:53:09,666 --> 00:53:11,791
but I'll be way more pissed off!
1075
00:53:13,083 --> 00:53:14,041
Hey!
1076
00:53:15,583 --> 00:53:17,458
Ain't that your delivery guy?
1077
00:53:20,666 --> 00:53:21,541
Oh that's him.
1078
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:22,833
He's fired.
1079
00:53:23,958 --> 00:53:24,541
Yeah.
1080
00:53:25,375 --> 00:53:26,291
You hear that
1081
00:53:26,291 --> 00:53:27,583
Rufus, you're fired!
1082
00:53:32,625 --> 00:53:35,083
Dusty, do you mind?
1083
00:53:37,458 --> 00:53:38,625
Oh, sure.
1084
00:53:38,625 --> 00:53:41,333
See, I missed out on wing night
1085
00:53:41,333 --> 00:53:43,125
tonight because of this jerk.
1086
00:53:43,708 --> 00:53:45,958
So here I am, eating
1087
00:53:45,958 --> 00:53:48,166
damn bar nuts for my supper
1088
00:53:48,625 --> 00:53:51,750
like I ain't got no damn self respect--
1089
00:53:54,083 --> 00:53:55,833
Goddamn, what the hell was that?
1090
00:54:01,250 --> 00:54:02,958
I just really wanted
1091
00:54:02,958 --> 00:54:04,458
wings tonight, Dusty.
1092
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:12,541
You really ought to
1093
00:54:12,541 --> 00:54:15,041
finish barricading this window.
1094
00:54:15,833 --> 00:54:16,791
Yip.
1095
00:56:29,083 --> 00:56:31,458
Oh my God! That was so badass.
1096
00:56:31,875 --> 00:56:33,000
Why did nobody see that?
1097
00:56:33,625 --> 00:56:34,416
Why didn't..?
1098
00:57:19,583 --> 00:57:20,541
Ew.
1099
00:57:46,500 --> 00:57:47,625
Is everyone okay?
1100
00:57:47,625 --> 00:57:48,708
No!
1101
00:57:49,166 --> 00:57:51,333
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I
1102
00:57:51,333 --> 00:57:53,416
just, I'm just hangry.
1103
00:57:53,416 --> 00:57:54,958
Yo, everyone, you won't
1104
00:57:54,958 --> 00:57:56,083
believe the kill I just had.
1105
00:57:56,083 --> 00:57:57,500
I was like, fork you!
1106
00:57:59,625 --> 00:58:00,791
Where's Bella?
1107
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:02,875
She's not here?
1108
00:58:08,250 --> 00:58:09,875
Which one's Bella?
1109
00:58:44,416 --> 00:58:45,458
No!
1110
00:58:52,083 --> 00:58:53,833
Mama,
1111
00:58:53,833 --> 00:58:55,958
Mama, I don't think I'm
1112
00:58:55,958 --> 00:58:57,375
gonna make the next number.
1113
00:58:57,375 --> 00:58:58,625
Shh, shh, shh.
1114
00:59:10,083 --> 00:59:11,958
It's okay, it's okay.
1115
00:59:15,416 --> 00:59:16,083
Bella?
1116
00:59:17,541 --> 00:59:18,166
Bella!
1117
00:59:19,041 --> 00:59:19,791
Bella!
1118
00:59:20,666 --> 00:59:21,583
- Somebody!
1119
00:59:22,083 --> 00:59:23,208
Help!
1120
00:59:30,708 --> 00:59:31,375
- Shit!
1121
00:59:32,958 --> 00:59:33,958
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
1122
00:59:56,833 --> 00:59:58,625
Well, she's not in the back.
1123
01:00:07,208 --> 01:00:07,958
No!
1124
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,458
- Oh, thank God you're here.
1125
01:00:19,833 --> 01:00:20,791
Where's Bella?
1126
01:00:20,791 --> 01:00:21,875
Where were you?
1127
01:00:22,375 --> 01:00:23,333
Oh, Bella!
1128
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:24,708
Bella! --
1129
01:00:24,708 --> 01:00:25,791
Where were you?
1130
01:00:26,166 --> 01:00:28,208
Mama, I was just trying to get campy.
1131
01:00:28,208 --> 01:00:29,083
I was trying to get us all out of here --
1132
01:00:29,083 --> 01:00:30,500
You left her.
1133
01:00:31,583 --> 01:00:32,291
- It was safe.
1134
01:00:32,291 --> 01:00:33,083
There were no fucking
1135
01:00:33,083 --> 01:00:34,208
leeches around, right?
1136
01:00:34,208 --> 01:00:35,083
Right?!
1137
01:00:35,708 --> 01:00:37,208
One of them jumped through the window
1138
01:00:37,541 --> 01:00:39,291
we had to run, I'm sorry.
1139
01:00:39,291 --> 01:00:39,833
You're not the one
1140
01:00:39,833 --> 01:00:41,250
that needs to apologize.
1141
01:00:41,708 --> 01:00:45,000
- You're not saying this is my fault.
1142
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,250
No, she's not saying that.
1143
01:00:47,083 --> 01:00:48,625
I asked you to stay with her.
1144
01:00:49,250 --> 01:00:52,125
- You fight me at every turn, but this,
1145
01:00:52,125 --> 01:00:53,916
this was not the fight to pick.
1146
01:00:54,791 --> 01:00:55,750
If you didn't leave her,
1147
01:00:55,750 --> 01:00:56,833
she'd still be with us.
1148
01:00:57,208 --> 01:00:59,208
She'd still be here,
1149
01:00:59,208 --> 01:01:01,333
if you listened to me.
1150
01:01:01,333 --> 01:01:02,916
I was trying to get us out.
1151
01:01:02,916 --> 01:01:03,833
I was right!
1152
01:01:03,833 --> 01:01:06,208
Bitch again!? Everything always
1153
01:01:06,208 --> 01:01:07,666
revolves around you!
1154
01:01:07,666 --> 01:01:08,541
Me?
1155
01:01:09,250 --> 01:01:10,333
If it was all about me,
1156
01:01:10,333 --> 01:01:11,083
I'd be back in the city
1157
01:01:11,083 --> 01:01:13,000
getting my fucking salad tossed by now.
1158
01:01:13,375 --> 01:01:14,916
- I was trying to get us out,
1159
01:01:14,916 --> 01:01:16,125
but who cares?
1160
01:01:16,458 --> 01:01:17,333
Because Mama Sue Flay
1161
01:01:17,333 --> 01:01:19,625
always has the final say, right!?
1162
01:01:21,666 --> 01:01:22,958
You should have been with her.
1163
01:01:24,625 --> 01:01:28,041
You're right, it's just as much my fault.
1164
01:01:28,041 --> 01:01:29,791
- No, the ones to blame are
1165
01:01:29,791 --> 01:01:31,166
the blood suckers outside.
1166
01:01:31,458 --> 01:01:32,500
- We can still win this.
1167
01:01:33,041 --> 01:01:34,666
We know their weakness, garlic.
1168
01:01:36,416 --> 01:01:38,208
Dusty, give us everything you've got.
1169
01:01:38,208 --> 01:01:40,083
The kitchen's completely empty.
1170
01:01:40,083 --> 01:01:41,333
There's nothing in there.
1171
01:01:41,333 --> 01:01:43,375
- Jeez Dusty, you ever
1172
01:01:43,375 --> 01:01:46,041
heard of an inventory?
1173
01:01:46,041 --> 01:01:48,833
Well, we'll figure something else out,
1174
01:01:49,875 --> 01:01:51,458
but we can't let this tear us apart.
1175
01:01:51,666 --> 01:01:52,541
She's doing a fine
1176
01:01:52,541 --> 01:01:53,833
job of that on her own.
1177
01:01:56,041 --> 01:01:56,833
And you?
1178
01:01:57,541 --> 01:01:58,916
- We wouldn't even be in this shit hole
1179
01:01:58,916 --> 01:01:59,875
if it wasn't for you,
1180
01:01:59,875 --> 01:02:01,791
fucking up the booking again!
1181
01:02:03,416 --> 01:02:05,875
- Yep, big fucking surprise.
1182
01:02:05,875 --> 01:02:07,416
We were never supposed to be here.
1183
01:02:08,291 --> 01:02:09,000
Why the fuck would we ever
1184
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:10,291
pick this dive?
1185
01:02:10,541 --> 01:02:12,750
- This is by far, the worst shit
1186
01:02:12,750 --> 01:02:14,375
hole I have ever been through.
1187
01:02:14,625 --> 01:02:15,833
And I know what I'm talking about,
1188
01:02:15,833 --> 01:02:16,583
because I've performed in
1189
01:02:16,583 --> 01:02:18,500
every shit hole in New Jersey.
1190
01:02:22,750 --> 01:02:24,166
And why the fuck y'all haven't left,
1191
01:02:24,166 --> 01:02:25,791
I have no fucking clue.
1192
01:02:25,791 --> 01:02:27,333
Someone's gotta stick around.
1193
01:02:27,791 --> 01:02:29,708
Otherwise who makes a difference?
1194
01:02:30,166 --> 01:02:31,333
Make a difference?
1195
01:02:32,333 --> 01:02:33,166
To who?
1196
01:02:34,166 --> 01:02:36,250
- You'll end up exhausted and beaten.
1197
01:02:37,625 --> 01:02:38,625
Pricks like him
1198
01:02:40,333 --> 01:02:42,000
have an endless supply of hate.
1199
01:02:43,291 --> 01:02:44,833
You'll never escape it.
1200
01:02:45,166 --> 01:02:48,375
Maybe, but hatred is
1201
01:02:48,375 --> 01:02:50,166
more exhausting than hope.
1202
01:02:53,791 --> 01:02:55,291
We should've left when I said.
1203
01:02:57,125 --> 01:02:57,833
Olive, we have to stay --
1204
01:02:57,833 --> 01:02:58,875
No, bitch!
1205
01:03:00,125 --> 01:03:01,583
- I'm listening to no one
1206
01:03:01,583 --> 01:03:03,541
but myself from now on.
1207
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:08,916
Let her be.
1208
01:06:05,125 --> 01:06:06,083
Hey.
1209
01:06:06,833 --> 01:06:07,541
Hey.
1210
01:06:17,333 --> 01:06:18,625
You know I told you,
1211
01:06:18,625 --> 01:06:20,000
my day manager
1212
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:21,833
Mindy, she booked you.
1213
01:06:22,083 --> 01:06:22,625
Mm-hmm.
1214
01:06:26,333 --> 01:06:27,375
She didn't book you.
1215
01:06:28,541 --> 01:06:29,250
I did.
1216
01:06:30,416 --> 01:06:32,125
I had my suspicions.
1217
01:06:34,125 --> 01:06:35,041
You did?
1218
01:06:35,041 --> 01:06:37,958
Sweetie, you were ogling our gowns,
1219
01:06:37,958 --> 01:06:40,041
like a lesbian at a Subaru dealership.
1220
01:06:41,916 --> 01:06:43,666
I have no idea what
1221
01:06:43,666 --> 01:06:45,375
that means, but,
1222
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:48,708
I guess, given the context, I wasn't
1223
01:06:48,708 --> 01:06:50,000
exactly being subtle.
1224
01:06:52,750 --> 01:06:55,083
You do know you can like drag, right?
1225
01:06:55,708 --> 01:06:58,166
It's ok, even straight men do.
1226
01:06:58,166 --> 01:06:59,958
Don't make you any less of a man.
1227
01:07:00,833 --> 01:07:01,791
I know.
1228
01:07:15,166 --> 01:07:16,625
I used to do it.
1229
01:07:18,125 --> 01:07:18,666
Hmm?
1230
01:07:19,583 --> 01:07:20,375
Drag.
1231
01:07:21,958 --> 01:07:22,791
Really?
1232
01:07:24,666 --> 01:07:25,916
What was your stage name?
1233
01:07:30,125 --> 01:07:30,875
It was between the
1234
01:07:30,875 --> 01:07:32,916
ages of five and eight,
1235
01:07:32,916 --> 01:07:35,541
so I never really settled on one.
1236
01:07:37,458 --> 01:07:38,875
What made you stop?
1237
01:07:41,916 --> 01:07:43,000
My old man,
1238
01:07:45,625 --> 01:07:49,875
he found me and his belt buckle
1239
01:07:49,875 --> 01:07:52,416
left a rather painful reminder never to
1240
01:07:52,416 --> 01:07:53,916
tread that path again.
1241
01:08:07,333 --> 01:08:08,500
Um,
1242
01:08:10,916 --> 01:08:13,000
I'm sorry about your friend.
1243
01:08:14,708 --> 01:08:20,041
He seemed, uh, she seemed nice, so.
1244
01:08:23,875 --> 01:08:25,625
Sorry about your loss, too.
1245
01:08:26,958 --> 01:08:28,166
Yeah, yeah.
1246
01:08:37,333 --> 01:08:39,000
Oh, hell yeah.
1247
01:09:05,916 --> 01:09:08,166
Hey, Travis, you out there?
1248
01:09:09,500 --> 01:09:10,541
You can let me out, buddy.
1249
01:09:11,583 --> 01:09:12,500
I'm feeling better.
1250
01:09:14,083 --> 01:09:15,500
Travis?
1251
01:09:15,500 --> 01:09:16,750
Let me out!
1252
01:09:28,458 --> 01:09:29,541
I mess up a lot.
1253
01:09:30,458 --> 01:09:31,041
You can't blame
1254
01:09:31,041 --> 01:09:32,416
yourself for what happened.
1255
01:09:32,416 --> 01:09:34,333
I'm not saying it for a pity party.
1256
01:09:34,708 --> 01:09:35,833
It's just sometimes I just
1257
01:09:35,833 --> 01:09:37,166
feel like I don't have control
1258
01:09:37,166 --> 01:09:38,750
over my own damn mind.
1259
01:09:40,208 --> 01:09:42,416
It's like a new idea struts on the stage
1260
01:09:42,416 --> 01:09:43,833
and everything else just
1261
01:09:43,833 --> 01:09:45,416
gets pushed to the wings.
1262
01:09:48,083 --> 01:09:48,791
Not a lot of people
1263
01:09:48,791 --> 01:09:49,583
get to see the world
1264
01:09:49,583 --> 01:09:50,541
the way that you do.
1265
01:09:52,666 --> 01:09:54,125
It's what makes you, you.
1266
01:09:54,583 --> 01:09:55,250
And,
1267
01:09:56,583 --> 01:09:57,458
I'm a big fan.
1268
01:09:58,958 --> 01:10:01,000
Wow, that was cheesy.
1269
01:10:01,208 --> 01:10:02,666
It's okay, I like cheese.
1270
01:10:03,250 --> 01:10:05,583
Blue, stilton, cheddar.
1271
01:10:06,375 --> 01:10:07,083
I'll even take a
1272
01:10:07,083 --> 01:10:09,166
questionable gas station string cheese.
1273
01:10:14,666 --> 01:10:15,875
- Incoming!
1274
01:10:18,875 --> 01:10:19,583
What?
1275
01:10:25,750 --> 01:10:26,791
Shit.
1276
01:10:31,750 --> 01:10:34,375
Rufus is building a whole army out there.
1277
01:10:34,375 --> 01:10:35,708
I don't think we can take him.
1278
01:10:36,041 --> 01:10:37,958
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God,
1279
01:10:37,958 --> 01:10:39,208
this couldn't get any worse.
1280
01:10:48,333 --> 01:10:49,250
Let's do this!
1281
01:10:49,250 --> 01:10:51,375
- Oh no, college jocks.
1282
01:10:51,375 --> 01:10:52,375
The clientele here just
1283
01:10:52,375 --> 01:10:54,125
gets better and better, right?
1284
01:10:54,291 --> 01:10:55,083
Hey.
1285
01:10:55,291 --> 01:10:56,500
- With all that unchecked
1286
01:10:56,500 --> 01:10:57,750
testosterone running around,
1287
01:10:57,750 --> 01:11:00,000
we're definitely gonna need a plan B.
1288
01:11:00,333 --> 01:11:01,541
What!? There was a plan A?
1289
01:11:01,541 --> 01:11:02,333
- We can take him.
1290
01:11:02,875 --> 01:11:03,958
I found another fork.
1291
01:11:03,958 --> 01:11:05,625
We're gonna die.
1292
01:11:05,625 --> 01:11:07,250
- Hey now, we've got this.
1293
01:11:07,791 --> 01:11:09,125
We faced these vampires before
1294
01:11:09,125 --> 01:11:10,541
and we're still standing, right?
1295
01:11:10,958 --> 01:11:12,583
This lot ain't got a...
1296
01:11:12,833 --> 01:11:13,875
What do we want?
1297
01:11:13,875 --> 01:11:17,833
Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood!
1298
01:11:17,833 --> 01:11:19,833
Oh I'm having flashbacks.
1299
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:20,708
I think I'm about to be
1300
01:11:20,708 --> 01:11:21,958
thrown into a locker.
1301
01:11:21,958 --> 01:11:23,791
Was there a pep talk there coach?
1302
01:11:25,500 --> 01:11:26,083
Well, they're out
1303
01:11:26,083 --> 01:11:27,250
there and we're in here.
1304
01:11:27,250 --> 01:11:28,666
We just gotta keep it that way.
1305
01:11:35,708 --> 01:11:36,541
Fatboy!
1306
01:11:37,791 --> 01:11:38,500
- Buddy?
1307
01:11:38,958 --> 01:11:40,125
Feeling any better?
1308
01:11:55,916 --> 01:11:57,333
Oh shit!
1309
01:11:57,333 --> 01:11:58,625
I feel great.
1310
01:13:06,875 --> 01:13:08,208
I'm out of fucking ammo!
1311
01:13:16,041 --> 01:13:16,791
- Steven!
1312
01:13:18,875 --> 01:13:19,791
- You fucking blind!?
1313
01:13:22,916 --> 01:13:24,791
- What the hell is that gonna do?
1314
01:13:24,791 --> 01:13:26,416
Fatboy is gluten intolerant!
1315
01:13:41,166 --> 01:13:42,000
Oh fuck!
1316
01:13:45,791 --> 01:13:47,000
That's why it's a minimum
1317
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:49,208
of six inches for me, bitch.
1318
01:13:51,041 --> 01:13:51,958
Oh, hey ladies.
1319
01:13:52,916 --> 01:13:55,208
Oh my God, I thought we lost you.
1320
01:13:55,458 --> 01:13:56,333
Sorry, Mama.
1321
01:13:56,333 --> 01:13:57,125
You know I love to
1322
01:13:57,125 --> 01:13:58,625
make a dramatic entrance.
1323
01:13:58,916 --> 01:14:00,833
I'm fucking ravenous right now.
1324
01:14:01,291 --> 01:14:03,125
You all smell amazing, by the way.
1325
01:14:03,333 --> 01:14:04,083
- What are you doing?
1326
01:14:04,083 --> 01:14:04,833
What's happening?
1327
01:14:04,833 --> 01:14:06,125
It's a lovely moment.
1328
01:14:06,125 --> 01:14:07,833
I really hate to break it up, but I--
1329
01:14:07,833 --> 01:14:08,750
She's one of them.
1330
01:14:17,500 --> 01:14:18,666
No, you asshole!
1331
01:14:19,583 --> 01:14:21,416
Stand down, Travis.
1332
01:14:21,416 --> 01:14:22,791
Who you telling to stand down?
1333
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:24,750
There's a motherfucking vampire four
1334
01:14:24,750 --> 01:14:26,166
feet from us, Dusty.
1335
01:14:27,208 --> 01:14:28,333
Don't make me go through ya.
1336
01:14:28,333 --> 01:14:29,458
You're gonna have to.
1337
01:14:29,666 --> 01:14:32,291
Bella, you won't bite us, right?
1338
01:14:32,625 --> 01:14:34,041
Not unless you ask.
1339
01:14:34,291 --> 01:14:35,125
Why is that?
1340
01:14:35,375 --> 01:14:37,250
Sweetie, you just said you're hungry
1341
01:14:37,250 --> 01:14:38,541
and that we smell good.
1342
01:14:38,833 --> 01:14:40,666
Honey, these vampires,
1343
01:14:40,916 --> 01:14:42,333
which you're now one of,
1344
01:14:42,750 --> 01:14:43,208
they've been trying to
1345
01:14:43,208 --> 01:14:45,500
kill us all night, or turn us.
1346
01:14:45,916 --> 01:14:46,375
So...
1347
01:14:46,583 --> 01:14:48,000
You think I'm gonna do that?
1348
01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:49,541
I fucking know you're gonna do that.
1349
01:14:49,541 --> 01:14:50,583
You don't even know me.
1350
01:14:50,916 --> 01:14:53,291
Well, why don't you tell us
1351
01:14:53,291 --> 01:14:55,375
how you're different to all the others?
1352
01:14:55,375 --> 01:14:56,583
Bitch, I don't know.
1353
01:14:56,833 --> 01:14:57,666
I've literally been
1354
01:14:57,666 --> 01:14:59,000
doing this for like a second.
1355
01:14:59,625 --> 01:15:01,166
My guess is that the other vampires
1356
01:15:01,166 --> 01:15:02,708
don't give a fuck about anyone else.
1357
01:15:02,708 --> 01:15:04,166
Those are my friends out there --
1358
01:15:04,541 --> 01:15:05,541
-- were my friends.
1359
01:15:06,250 --> 01:15:07,041
Fuck, I don't know.
1360
01:15:07,333 --> 01:15:10,250
Listen, this thirst is fucking intense.
1361
01:15:10,541 --> 01:15:11,375
Like I can hear your
1362
01:15:11,375 --> 01:15:13,166
arteries pumping so fucking loud
1363
01:15:13,166 --> 01:15:14,125
and they're telling me,
1364
01:15:14,125 --> 01:15:15,625
"Bella, come take a sip.
1365
01:15:15,625 --> 01:15:16,833
I know you want to."
1366
01:15:17,208 --> 01:15:18,041
But I won't.
1367
01:15:18,041 --> 01:15:19,166
I can control myself.
1368
01:15:19,875 --> 01:15:20,791
She's right.
1369
01:15:21,750 --> 01:15:23,125
The hunger's a real thing.
1370
01:15:24,500 --> 01:15:26,041
But you'd be surprised
1371
01:15:26,041 --> 01:15:29,083
rat à la carte ain't half bad.
1372
01:15:29,083 --> 01:15:32,166
So you had some ratatouille.
1373
01:15:32,166 --> 01:15:32,958
Not now!
1374
01:15:32,958 --> 01:15:33,875
Oh fuck!
1375
01:15:35,500 --> 01:15:36,291
See, just because
1376
01:15:36,291 --> 01:15:37,541
we're undead or whatever
1377
01:15:37,541 --> 01:15:38,625
doesn't mean we're evil.
1378
01:15:39,291 --> 01:15:40,166
Do I want blood?
1379
01:15:40,166 --> 01:15:40,958
Yes!
1380
01:15:41,500 --> 01:15:42,208
Do I want dick?
1381
01:15:42,208 --> 01:15:43,416
Also yes.
1382
01:15:43,666 --> 01:15:44,916
But both dishes are
1383
01:15:44,916 --> 01:15:46,375
best served the same way.
1384
01:15:46,666 --> 01:15:48,083
With consent, bitch.
1385
01:15:50,916 --> 01:15:52,083
I'm so happy you're back.
1386
01:15:52,083 --> 01:15:53,583
Wait, you're saying we got two
1387
01:15:53,583 --> 01:15:54,416
motherfucking vampires
1388
01:15:54,416 --> 01:15:55,500
with us in here now?
1389
01:15:56,291 --> 01:15:56,958
Yeah.
1390
01:15:57,416 --> 01:15:58,750
Think about it this way,
1391
01:15:58,750 --> 01:16:01,916
we have two vampires on our side now.
1392
01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:04,791
Fuck!
1393
01:16:06,250 --> 01:16:07,500
Hey y'all.
1394
01:16:07,500 --> 01:16:09,291
Sheila, you as well?
1395
01:16:09,708 --> 01:16:10,458
When?
1396
01:16:12,375 --> 01:16:14,333
Sheila, how's our barricade coming along?
1397
01:16:15,416 --> 01:16:16,625
Uh huh.
1398
01:16:32,708 --> 01:16:34,208
- Why didn't you say anything?
1399
01:16:34,208 --> 01:16:37,166
Well, I mean, I want to stay alive.
1400
01:16:37,500 --> 01:16:38,125
Undead.
1401
01:16:38,125 --> 01:16:40,833
- And you all would have judged me now.
1402
01:16:41,041 --> 01:16:41,708
Just Travis.
1403
01:16:41,708 --> 01:16:42,500
- Scared to reveal
1404
01:16:42,500 --> 01:16:43,541
your truth for judgment
1405
01:16:43,541 --> 01:16:44,833
and the fear of death?
1406
01:16:46,541 --> 01:16:47,541
Can't relate.
1407
01:16:48,125 --> 01:16:48,833
Travis, she's been a
1408
01:16:48,833 --> 01:16:49,833
vampire this whole time
1409
01:16:49,833 --> 01:16:51,083
and hasn't attacked us.
1410
01:16:51,541 --> 01:16:52,208
We're safe.
1411
01:16:52,833 --> 01:16:53,583
You telling me that
1412
01:16:53,583 --> 01:16:55,166
my blood ain't appetizing
1413
01:16:55,166 --> 01:16:57,000
as fuck to all y'all leeches?
1414
01:16:57,000 --> 01:16:57,708
Look here.
1415
01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:01,416
I mean, you all smell fucking great.
1416
01:17:01,875 --> 01:17:03,791
- But so do Krispy Kremes.
1417
01:17:03,791 --> 01:17:07,708
Yet somehow I managed keto twice.
1418
01:17:08,083 --> 01:17:08,833
- So...
1419
01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:11,166
The way I see it,
1420
01:17:11,166 --> 01:17:13,208
if you're an asshole human,
1421
01:17:13,208 --> 01:17:15,458
you're an asshole vampire.
1422
01:17:15,958 --> 01:17:16,958
Yes, bitch.
1423
01:17:17,250 --> 01:17:21,000
Not to lower the stakes or anything,
1424
01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:23,166
but ah, worst case scenario
1425
01:17:23,166 --> 01:17:26,083
we become good vampires?
1426
01:17:27,958 --> 01:17:30,291
Yeah, so the guys out there
1427
01:17:30,291 --> 01:17:31,333
feeling pretty embarrassed
1428
01:17:31,333 --> 01:17:32,750
about their performance earlier,
1429
01:17:33,166 --> 01:17:34,666
to overcompensate their new plan
1430
01:17:34,666 --> 01:17:36,250
is to just straight up kill us all.
1431
01:17:37,375 --> 01:17:38,541
Sweetie, how'd you know that?
1432
01:17:38,541 --> 01:17:40,083
I can hear 'em chatting outside.
1433
01:17:40,791 --> 01:17:42,166
Y'all must be hungry.
1434
01:17:43,750 --> 01:17:44,750
Don't turn 'em,
1435
01:17:45,125 --> 01:17:47,416
just rip 'em apart 'n feast.
1436
01:17:51,250 --> 01:17:52,958
So she has supernatural power.
1437
01:17:52,958 --> 01:17:54,250
- No, Bella's right.
1438
01:17:54,541 --> 01:17:55,375
- They ain't planning
1439
01:17:55,375 --> 01:17:57,333
any more transformations.
1440
01:17:57,333 --> 01:17:58,333
Just straight up.
1441
01:18:00,416 --> 01:18:02,000
- We have a fighting chance now.
1442
01:18:02,375 --> 01:18:04,000
We're all on the same side.
1443
01:18:04,833 --> 01:18:05,833
- Prepare the stakes.
1444
01:18:06,333 --> 01:18:07,291
- Remember,
1445
01:18:07,625 --> 01:18:09,333
bigger really is better.
1446
01:18:57,708 --> 01:19:00,916
Sorry, it was just sitting there.
1447
01:19:00,916 --> 01:19:02,291
Honey, don't apologize.
1448
01:19:02,541 --> 01:19:03,625
Though I might say this
1449
01:19:03,625 --> 01:19:04,833
is not the appropriate time
1450
01:19:04,833 --> 01:19:05,875
to try a new look.
1451
01:19:06,375 --> 01:19:09,208
New act, new look, bitches.
1452
01:19:11,250 --> 01:19:12,875
Bitch, been undead for two minutes.
1453
01:19:12,875 --> 01:19:13,875
I was just being silly.
1454
01:19:14,250 --> 01:19:17,125
I was just thinking, ya know, probably the
1455
01:19:17,125 --> 01:19:18,916
only chance I'll ever get before --
1456
01:19:19,250 --> 01:19:20,416
Before we die?
1457
01:19:23,708 --> 01:19:24,875
Mama,
1458
01:19:25,458 --> 01:19:26,666
he needs this.
1459
01:19:29,958 --> 01:19:31,625
Alright, sit.
1460
01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:33,125
- Go on, sit down.
1461
01:19:33,583 --> 01:19:34,250
Come on.
1462
01:19:40,875 --> 01:19:41,916
- Might I suggest a
1463
01:19:41,916 --> 01:19:43,958
Cherry Pop to go with that gorgeous mug?
1464
01:19:44,500 --> 01:19:45,666
And what about this?
1465
01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:46,916
Make those killer
1466
01:19:46,916 --> 01:19:49,375
cheekbones center stage, bitch.
1467
01:19:52,666 --> 01:19:53,958
- We're gonna make you look beautiful.
1468
01:19:58,083 --> 01:19:58,875
Hey, Mama.
1469
01:19:59,000 --> 01:19:59,541
Uh-huh.
1470
01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:00,791
Where's Olive?
1471
01:20:02,958 --> 01:20:05,166
- She left. We got into a fight.
1472
01:20:05,458 --> 01:20:06,291
- About what?
1473
01:20:07,416 --> 01:20:08,666
- Same as always,
1474
01:20:09,250 --> 01:20:10,708
we're both two stubborn divas.
1475
01:20:12,875 --> 01:20:15,166
It's like two power bottoms dating.
1476
01:20:15,750 --> 01:20:17,625
- Sure, you know it's a struggle,
1477
01:20:17,625 --> 01:20:19,125
but you'll come together in the end.
1478
01:20:23,208 --> 01:20:24,125
Not this time.
1479
01:20:45,583 --> 01:20:46,541
Dusty?
1480
01:20:57,625 --> 01:20:58,625
I usually don't do this,
1481
01:20:59,875 --> 01:21:00,833
but I'm gagging.
1482
01:21:01,041 --> 01:21:03,208
- Damn! Maybe we can use
1483
01:21:03,208 --> 01:21:04,916
those cheekbones as a weapon.
1484
01:21:05,666 --> 01:21:07,583
- Wow, you look amazing.
1485
01:21:07,875 --> 01:21:10,166
- Ain't that a slap in the face.
1486
01:21:10,166 --> 01:21:12,625
You scrub up better than I do.
1487
01:21:13,291 --> 01:21:14,416
- Jeez Dusty.
1488
01:21:14,708 --> 01:21:17,875
You got pronouns now or something?
1489
01:21:17,875 --> 01:21:19,291
Everyone does, darlin'.
1490
01:21:21,541 --> 01:21:22,333
Not me.
1491
01:21:37,625 --> 01:21:39,000
Oh shit, what was that?
1492
01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:43,166
I am in no mood to fuck around.
1493
01:21:44,666 --> 01:21:46,833
You wanna dance? Let's dance.
1494
01:22:02,083 --> 01:22:03,291
Open the door!
1495
01:22:11,958 --> 01:22:14,125
Might as well go out in style.
1496
01:22:27,916 --> 01:22:29,625
Curtains up, bitches.
1497
01:22:30,333 --> 01:22:32,500
Do I have time to pee?
1498
01:22:32,833 --> 01:22:34,125
- No, Sheila.
1499
01:23:27,041 --> 01:23:28,041
I'd be pissed too.
1500
01:23:29,375 --> 01:23:31,291
Facing immortality with that mug.
1501
01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:38,541
Fuck!
1502
01:23:48,958 --> 01:23:50,416
Crucifixes don't work.
1503
01:23:50,416 --> 01:23:51,500
Oh, the church lied?
1504
01:23:52,125 --> 01:23:53,291
So unlike them!
1505
01:24:28,666 --> 01:24:29,708
Fuck face!
1506
01:25:22,916 --> 01:25:23,833
You want me to beg?
1507
01:25:25,166 --> 01:25:25,708
- Run?
1508
01:25:26,500 --> 01:25:27,291
Fuck you!
1509
01:25:29,208 --> 01:25:30,125
You think you're the first
1510
01:25:30,125 --> 01:25:31,375
bloodsucker I've had to deal with?
1511
01:25:35,041 --> 01:25:37,208
- Bitch! You need a fucking mint.
1512
01:26:04,958 --> 01:26:06,875
This is some bullshit.
1513
01:27:06,958 --> 01:27:07,666
Jax!
1514
01:27:07,666 --> 01:27:08,583
Earl!
1515
01:27:11,041 --> 01:27:11,958
No!
1516
01:27:22,208 --> 01:27:23,750
Fuck you!
1517
01:27:35,416 --> 01:27:36,125
Ah,
1518
01:27:37,541 --> 01:27:38,000
Travis.
1519
01:27:38,208 --> 01:27:38,791
Yeah?
1520
01:27:39,541 --> 01:27:40,041
You...
1521
01:27:40,166 --> 01:27:42,041
Oh, fuck's sake, Sheila.
1522
01:27:44,125 --> 01:27:44,875
Mama!
1523
01:28:01,291 --> 01:28:02,041
Sheila!
1524
01:28:04,833 --> 01:28:05,541
No!
1525
01:28:11,708 --> 01:28:13,750
You're not turning into dust.
1526
01:28:14,708 --> 01:28:15,791
No.
1527
01:28:16,625 --> 01:28:19,291
Fucker got me in the tittie!
1528
01:28:23,708 --> 01:28:24,833
Oh...
1529
01:28:26,583 --> 01:28:28,458
Shit is that? That's nasty.
1530
01:28:28,625 --> 01:28:29,333
Yeah.
1531
01:28:37,625 --> 01:28:38,625
- Dusty, watch out!
1532
01:28:50,875 --> 01:28:51,625
Mama!
1533
01:28:56,333 --> 01:28:57,541
Killing you lot.
1534
01:28:58,583 --> 01:29:01,250
Now that's my kinda show.
1535
01:29:08,916 --> 01:29:10,625
Your main event's right here.
1536
01:29:11,250 --> 01:29:12,083
Bitch.
1537
01:29:12,583 --> 01:29:14,083
Olive, run!
1538
01:29:14,791 --> 01:29:16,333
Listen, Mama. I know
1539
01:29:16,333 --> 01:29:17,250
this is terrible timing
1540
01:29:17,250 --> 01:29:17,916
to say this after
1541
01:29:17,916 --> 01:29:18,958
arguing about my inability
1542
01:29:18,958 --> 01:29:20,000
to follow orders.
1543
01:29:22,291 --> 01:29:23,208
But no.
1544
01:29:45,833 --> 01:29:48,208
- Garlic water, bitches!
1545
01:29:57,916 --> 01:29:59,458
Kill it! Kill it!
1546
01:30:25,541 --> 01:30:26,583
Where you going?
1547
01:30:27,625 --> 01:30:28,958
Show's not over.
1548
01:30:37,708 --> 01:30:38,791
Damn, he stank.
1549
01:30:41,250 --> 01:30:42,708
Wait, wait, wait.
1550
01:30:45,625 --> 01:30:46,666
Did we win?
1551
01:30:48,458 --> 01:30:49,375
We won!?
1552
01:30:52,625 --> 01:30:54,000
The black one survived!
1553
01:30:54,083 --> 01:30:55,375
The black one survived!
1554
01:30:57,750 --> 01:31:00,125
Mama, I'm really sorry,
1555
01:31:00,125 --> 01:31:00,833
I never should have --
1556
01:31:00,833 --> 01:31:01,875
What don't we do?
1557
01:31:02,541 --> 01:31:04,625
We don't should on ourselves.
1558
01:31:04,625 --> 01:31:06,583
Oh! -- I missed you.
1559
01:31:07,166 --> 01:31:09,041
Guys, I can't believe I was knocked out.
1560
01:31:09,458 --> 01:31:11,458
I wanted to be a final girl.
1561
01:31:11,708 --> 01:31:12,833
Bella, you're alive!
1562
01:31:14,208 --> 01:31:17,583
Well, alive or undead?
1563
01:31:17,833 --> 01:31:18,583
Semantics.
1564
01:31:18,583 --> 01:31:19,333
- Hold on, are you a --
1565
01:31:19,583 --> 01:31:21,625
Glampire, yes, bitch.
1566
01:31:23,416 --> 01:31:24,791
We'll explain later.
1567
01:31:29,250 --> 01:31:30,291
Seriously?
1568
01:31:30,833 --> 01:31:31,666
- Bitch,
1569
01:31:31,666 --> 01:31:33,041
you're a new drag queen
1570
01:31:33,041 --> 01:31:35,458
and you look this motherfucking good!
1571
01:31:35,875 --> 01:31:36,791
Head to toe.
1572
01:31:37,000 --> 01:31:38,416
Yeah you did, girl, you did!
1573
01:31:38,666 --> 01:31:39,708
- If you ever need help
1574
01:31:39,708 --> 01:31:40,750
with your first number,
1575
01:31:41,458 --> 01:31:43,791
you'd have one hell of a choreographer.
1576
01:31:44,291 --> 01:31:46,750
Wait, you want me
1577
01:31:46,750 --> 01:31:47,708
to handle our routines?
1578
01:31:49,166 --> 01:31:51,750
Mama, I'm honored to be led by you.
1579
01:31:52,125 --> 01:31:52,916
And every good
1580
01:31:53,000 --> 01:31:54,791
leader recognizes potential.
1581
01:31:59,958 --> 01:32:01,125
Look, I don't think we
1582
01:32:01,125 --> 01:32:02,583
should draw this goodbye out
1583
01:32:02,583 --> 01:32:03,625
too long or anything.
1584
01:32:05,083 --> 01:32:07,208
And I ain't sayin' I'm gay or nothin',
1585
01:32:08,250 --> 01:32:11,208
but y'all are alright in my book, so.
1586
01:32:11,541 --> 01:32:13,083
Why would saying that make you gay?
1587
01:32:13,166 --> 01:32:14,458
I'm sayin' I ain't gay!
1588
01:32:14,916 --> 01:32:15,500
Jax!
1589
01:32:16,208 --> 01:32:16,958
Goddamn it.
1590
01:32:20,625 --> 01:32:21,208
- No, no, no, no, no!
1591
01:32:21,291 --> 01:32:22,625
I'm melting!
1592
01:32:22,750 --> 01:32:23,458
Oh fuck!
1593
01:32:23,458 --> 01:32:24,375
- Melting!
1594
01:32:24,500 --> 01:32:26,208
How many times this bitch gon' die?!
1595
01:32:26,333 --> 01:32:27,625
- Holy shit.
1596
01:32:28,333 --> 01:32:29,375
Was Twilight right?
1597
01:32:29,458 --> 01:32:30,250
No, bitch, I put
1598
01:32:30,333 --> 01:32:32,166
glitter foundation on earlier.
1599
01:32:32,541 --> 01:32:34,000
Fuck my life.
1600
01:32:36,875 --> 01:32:37,500
- Wait, wait, wait,
1601
01:32:37,500 --> 01:32:38,416
wait, wait, wait, wait.
1602
01:32:39,333 --> 01:32:40,750
We can go out in the sun?
1603
01:32:41,791 --> 01:32:43,166
This means I don't have
1604
01:32:43,166 --> 01:32:44,375
to miss bikini season?
1605
01:32:46,416 --> 01:32:48,458
I'm gonna have to get me a new tittie.
1606
01:32:54,708 --> 01:32:55,166
Yeah.
1607
01:32:55,458 --> 01:32:56,708
She's good to go.
1608
01:32:56,750 --> 01:32:57,750
It'll make it to the
1609
01:32:57,750 --> 01:32:58,958
next service station.
1610
01:33:00,000 --> 01:33:02,083
She could use a good once over.
1611
01:33:02,875 --> 01:33:03,583
So could I!
1612
01:33:04,791 --> 01:33:06,583
We'll be back this way in a few weeks.
1613
01:33:07,333 --> 01:33:08,791
Perhaps we can meet up then?
1614
01:33:09,041 --> 01:33:10,541
I'm definitely up for that.
1615
01:33:10,791 --> 01:33:12,125
You'll be up all right.
1616
01:33:12,625 --> 01:33:13,416
Mama!
1617
01:33:16,666 --> 01:33:19,125
- This has been the best day of my life.
1618
01:33:19,250 --> 01:33:21,416
I'm gonna miss you, Jax.
1619
01:33:23,458 --> 01:33:24,250
Okay.
1620
01:33:24,958 --> 01:33:26,958
No, bitch. Keep it.
1621
01:33:27,125 --> 01:33:27,666
Really?
1622
01:33:27,750 --> 01:33:29,416
Of course.
1623
01:33:33,250 --> 01:33:34,750
Now get out, I need some me time.
1624
01:33:39,000 --> 01:33:40,500
Thank you.
1625
01:33:45,958 --> 01:33:47,458
Whoa! What the fuck, Sheila!?
1626
01:33:48,750 --> 01:33:50,166
- You got, you got a little --
1627
01:33:50,333 --> 01:33:52,333
- I was hungry, but I'm feelin'
1628
01:33:52,333 --> 01:33:53,458
a lot better now.
1629
01:33:53,791 --> 01:33:55,333
Sheila, whose blood is that?
1630
01:33:55,416 --> 01:33:56,625
I don't know, it's one
1631
01:33:56,625 --> 01:33:58,416
of the dead guys in there.
1632
01:33:58,666 --> 01:34:00,541
But I've got me some takeout.
1633
01:34:01,291 --> 01:34:02,833
- But you know what they say?
1634
01:34:03,250 --> 01:34:04,750
Waste not, want not.
1635
01:34:04,833 --> 01:34:05,750
You're doing your
1636
01:34:05,750 --> 01:34:07,083
bit for the environment.
1637
01:34:07,083 --> 01:34:08,583
Yeah, I really like that for you, Sheila.
1638
01:34:08,750 --> 01:34:10,250
Yeah, always.
1639
01:34:17,708 --> 01:34:20,750
- Thank you for everything.
1640
01:34:21,083 --> 01:34:22,125
You gonna be all right?
1641
01:34:22,458 --> 01:34:25,416
Oh yeah, I got such
1642
01:34:25,416 --> 01:34:28,125
big dreams for this place.
1643
01:34:28,291 --> 01:34:29,500
By big, you mean an
1644
01:34:29,500 --> 01:34:31,541
alphabet mafia queer dream, right?
1645
01:34:31,625 --> 01:34:33,000
Yeah, queer.
1646
01:34:33,916 --> 01:34:37,291
So queer, my old man, would turn in his grave.
1647
01:34:38,666 --> 01:34:39,250
Bitch, don't be
1648
01:34:39,250 --> 01:34:40,791
talking about no damn zombies.
1649
01:34:40,791 --> 01:34:42,708
I am done with the undead.
1650
01:34:44,250 --> 01:34:45,083
- Be sure to give us a call
1651
01:34:45,083 --> 01:34:46,375
when you're all set up.
1652
01:34:47,000 --> 01:34:48,000
We'd be honored to
1653
01:34:48,000 --> 01:34:49,750
perform on your stage any day.
1654
01:34:57,708 --> 01:34:59,250
- Seat belts on ladies,
1655
01:34:59,250 --> 01:35:01,000
we got some time to make up.
1656
01:35:01,375 --> 01:35:02,416
No sucker's ever taken
1657
01:35:02,416 --> 01:35:03,708
us off schedule before and
1658
01:35:03,708 --> 01:35:05,166
they ain't about to now.
1659
01:35:05,625 --> 01:35:07,416
The show must go on.
1660
01:35:08,583 --> 01:35:10,083
Robin, get us out of here.
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