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Hey, Sam, look.
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I'm almost done with my banana man.
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Ugh.
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I'm busy trying to fix my chainsaw.
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Hey, hand me an eight
millimeter socket wrench.
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I don't know what that is.
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An eight millimeter socket wrench.
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What's the matter with you?
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I'm five.
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Ugh.
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Goomer just fell down on the patio.
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Come on.
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Here, hold my chainsaw.
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Goomer, what's wrong?
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Goomer, come on, get up.
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Are you sick?
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I don't want to talk about it.
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Okay, bye.
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Come on, Goomer, come see
the banana man I made.
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I don't want to see the banana man.
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Dude, what's your problem?
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I said I don't want to speak of it.
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Then, what are you doing here?
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I'm just following my feet.
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Hey, have either of you guys
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seen Goo...
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Dude.
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We were supposed to train today.
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Why didn't you go to the gym?
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I can't go to that gym ever again.
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Help me.
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Goomer, tell us why you
can't go to the gym.
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Because one of the other
fighters keeps picking on me.
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Picking on you?
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Uh-huh.
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Calling me names and poking at me
and laughing at the things I say
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and it makes me feel less than.
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All right, Goomer, who's
been picking on you?
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Sam, easy.
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No.
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Yeah, Goomer might be an idiot, but
he's our friend and nobody picks
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on Sam Puckett's idiot friends.
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Sam is right.
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You know, I may just march right on down
to punchy's myself and find the jerk
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who's been picking on Goomer,
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and I may just...
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Boom.
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What? What's so funny?
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You going "boom" to someone?
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That's right.
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I don't understand why
everybody's laughing.
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Dude, you couldn't beat
up a five year old.
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I sure could.
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Liddy, get over here.
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No, no, no.
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No, no, no.
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What? You afraid I'm
going to take her down?
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Just come with me. Come on.
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What are we doing?
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Let's pretend that I'm the butt
bag who keeps beating up Gooms.
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Okay.
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Show me what you're going to do.
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Yeah, show her.
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Beat that butt bag.
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Okay.
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Listen here, jerkles.
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You bully my friend Goomer
one more time and that's it.
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Oh!
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All right.
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You think you're tough stuff, huh?
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Well, you try that again
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and I swear...
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Oy!
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This is sad.
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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen
www.addic7ed.com
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All right, where's that butt bag?
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Let's do this.
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I can't right now.
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I forgot my pants in the car.
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Goomer.
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No, no, no. Get back here.
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Come here. Let's go.
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Show us the jerk that's
been picking on you.
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Okay.
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Right over there.
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Where?
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There.
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But that's a girl.
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Yeah.
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The meanest girl in the world.
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She's cruel.
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Wait, you're saying the person that's
been picking on you is a girl?
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Shut up.
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Ow.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Whoa.
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That's Rita Rooney.
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Oh my God, that is Rita Rooney.
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Hootie hoonie?
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She's the champ.
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Of?
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MMA fighting.
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She's, like, the number one Bantam
weight fighter in the world.
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And she's mean.
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She picks on me every day I come in here.
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Hey, Goomer.
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Hey, boy.
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I didn't know you were here.
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Where you been?
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None of your business.
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Aw, I love how shy you are.
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I'm not shy.
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I'm just introverted.
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You're shy.
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And you're ticklish, too.
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I am not.
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Aw, who's ticklish?
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Who's my tickle bear?
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Not me.
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Who's my little tickle bear?
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I'm not a tickle bear.
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Yes you are my tickle bear.
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You're going to make me pee.
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I'm going to tinkle.
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Help me, Sam.
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We need to talk to the
tickle bear for a sec.
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Did you see?
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Did you hear the things she said to me?
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Yeah.
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She wasn't picking on you.
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Yeah.
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She likes you.
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Like, likes you likes you.
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I don't get it don't get it.
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She likes you.
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You know, the way girls like boys.
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Oh.
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Is something wrong?
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Or funny?
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There he is.
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Goomer?
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Why are you so upset?
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Because you people said that
Rita Rooney likes me the way
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a girl duck likes a boy duck.
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What's wrong with a girl
duck liking a boy duck?
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Oh, I guess somebody hasn't
been watching the duck channel.
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I watched the duck channel once.
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Yeah?
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There were a lot of things
I didn't understand.
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You know, it takes a lot to disgust
me, but that is not how a person
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should eat spaghetti.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm nervous.
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And upset.
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And happy.
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Why?
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Because Rita's so pretty.
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She's got hair and arms.
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Then there's no problem.
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You like Rita and she likes you.
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But I can't talk to a girl I like.
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I might say something stupid.
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Okay, Goomer.
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Here's what I want you to do.
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Pretend that Cat is Rita.
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Oh yeah. Okay.
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Pretend I'm Rita, and just, you know,
act natural and what if I go like...
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Let's go find him.
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You find him.
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I'm going home.
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Why?
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I don't know.
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You gonna watch the duck channel?
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Maybe.
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Whoa.
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Abandoned spaghetti.
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My life's going great.
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Work it, Rita.
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Work it, Rita. Work it.
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No mercy. No mercy.
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So, champ, how you think you're
going to do against Megan Grimley?
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We'll just see, won't we?
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Rita's going to knock out Megan
Grimley in the first round.
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Can I quote you on that?
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Can we please leave now?
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No, we can't.
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No. Now, come on, just go
do it like we practiced.
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Go flirt with Rita.
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You can do this.
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Oh.
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Hey, hey.
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What goes on, big G?
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She's talking to you.
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Go over there.
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Hey, hey there, Rita.
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I like your hair and arms.
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You like my hair and arms?
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Here.
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You can take this flower to
your house and keep it there.
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You brought me a flower?
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Come on, Rita, back to your workout.
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I'm coming.
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Hey, Goomer, want to know a secret?
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Okay.
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Later.
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Back to your workout.
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So, what's the secret?
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Hey, champ, I thought we
were going to see you
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do some practice fighting today.
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Yeah, how about some sparring?
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Sorry, guys.
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Rita's sparring partner's
still in the hospital.
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I'm not surprised after how Rita
kicked her in the face last week.
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I didn't mean to kick her that hard.
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So, any of you guys want to
go a few rounds with Rita?
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Maybe this guy.
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Hey, not me.
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I will.
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You will what?
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I'll spar with Rita.
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Sam, what are you doing?
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She put her real sparring
partner in the hospital.
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Let's see them fight.
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Couple rounds.
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Hey, Rita.
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You want to spar with this girl?
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What's your name?
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Sam.
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Whatever, sure.
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All right, get her some gear.
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What was the secret?
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To attract the male duck, the female
quacks and flutters her feathers.
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This motion is the female duck's
way of saying, "hey, get over here
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and kiss me."
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Oh my God.
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All right. All right.
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This is just going to be
a little practice fight.
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You sure you want to do this?
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You sure?
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All right, let's mix it up.
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Give it to her.
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Careful, Sam.
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Come on, Sam.
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Come on, Sam.
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Ooh!
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Rita's down.
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She's never been knocked down.
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All right, that's it.
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Show's over, back off.
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Okay, everyone.
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My name is Dice Corleone.
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I'm Sam Puckett's manager.
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If any reporters have any questions
or would like an interview
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with my client, please surround us now.
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According to Italian magazine, the
two most popular noodles in America
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are macaroni and linguini.
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Boo.
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And the least popular noodle for the
ninth year in a row, pyoopatelli.
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What?
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Next on "news news news news,"
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the punch heard around the world.
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MMA champ, Rita Rooney, was knocked down
by a single punch for the first time
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in her career.
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According to reports, Rooney was
sparring with an amateur fighter.
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Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam.
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I'm busy.
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No.
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Come see the "news news news news."
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Sam, hurry, Sam, hurry,
Sam, hurry, Sam, hurry.
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Look.
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They're talking about Rita
Rooney on the laptop news.
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Look.
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Threw a powerful right hook that
sent Rooney tumbling to the floor.
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She's talking about you.
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00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:43,054
I get that.
276
00:13:43,088 --> 00:13:46,825
The name of the girl who threw the
vicious punch is Sam Puckett.
277
00:13:46,859 --> 00:13:50,695
Aw, man, she got your name wrong.
278
00:13:50,729 --> 00:13:52,030
No she didn't.
279
00:13:52,064 --> 00:13:53,064
Oh, you changed it?
280
00:13:53,098 --> 00:13:53,598
No.
281
00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:07,312
Rita Rooney hates my butts.
282
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:08,780
What happened?
283
00:14:08,814 --> 00:14:13,284
Well, I was supposed to meet
Rita for frozen yogurt,
284
00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:15,153
but look what she texted me.
285
00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:15,987
Yikes. Oh, wow.
286
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:16,955
Oh, okay, whoa.
287
00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:18,923
Oh. That's a lot.
288
00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:22,293
Why does Rita hate me now?
289
00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:26,764
She's just mad because I knocked her
down, and you and I are friends,
290
00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:29,334
sort of.
291
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:30,435
It's not your fault, Goomer.
292
00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:32,871
And don't worry, you'll
find someone else to date.
293
00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:37,141
Yeah, there's lots of
girls with hair and arms.
294
00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:39,210
I suppose.
295
00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:41,646
Hey, hey, so, how's my favorite fighter?
296
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:42,814
I'm okay.
297
00:14:42,848 --> 00:14:43,448
I'm just kind of sad...
298
00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:46,651
not you.
299
00:14:46,685 --> 00:14:50,221
I'm talking to slamming Sammy Puckett.
300
00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:51,256
What do you want?
301
00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:55,226
You. To fight Rita Rooney in three
weeks at the L.A. sports place.
302
00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:58,263
That's the biggest sports place in L.A.
303
00:14:58,297 --> 00:14:58,696
Yeah.
304
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:02,000
I got a call from Dana Fife,
the guy who runs the CFC.
305
00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:04,769
He wants you to fight Rita Rooney.
306
00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:07,839
Yeah, I don't like doing things.
307
00:15:07,873 --> 00:15:11,142
Hey, win or lose, you get $25,000.
308
00:15:11,176 --> 00:15:13,344
I fight her when?
309
00:15:13,379 --> 00:15:14,512
Three weeks from this Saturday.
310
00:15:14,546 --> 00:15:16,314
So, starting tomorrow, you got to train.
311
00:15:16,348 --> 00:15:17,582
What?
312
00:15:17,616 --> 00:15:20,218
Yeah, you got to work
out, run, lift weights.
313
00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:21,185
All right, tell you what.
314
00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:23,187
I'll make you a deal.
315
00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:26,024
You go get me a Philly cheesesteak
sandwich, extra cheese, extra steak.
316
00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:26,891
Yeah?
317
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,193
And then you shut up.
318
00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:31,462
I'll take that deal.
319
00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:34,065
Sam, you have to train hard if you're
going to fight a professional fighter
320
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:37,168
like Rhoda Rooder.
321
00:15:37,202 --> 00:15:38,703
Rita Rooney.
322
00:15:38,737 --> 00:15:41,906
I thought you made a deal
with Sam to shut up.
323
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,475
Hey, I don't want you training me.
324
00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:46,577
Oh, I'm not going to train you.
325
00:15:47,179 --> 00:15:47,712
Ding dong.
326
00:15:47,746 --> 00:15:48,880
Ah! She's here.
327
00:15:48,914 --> 00:15:49,881
Who's here?
328
00:15:49,915 --> 00:15:54,452
Sam Puckett, meet Bubs Dixon.
329
00:15:54,486 --> 00:15:55,453
Bubs?
330
00:15:55,487 --> 00:15:57,989
It's short for Bubsley.
331
00:15:58,023 --> 00:16:00,258
You got a problem with that?
332
00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:03,928
Hmm, hair, arms.
333
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:07,465
Oh yeah.
334
00:16:07,499 --> 00:16:08,533
Get out of here.
335
00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:16,407
Now, little lady, you best get
some rest because tomorrow
336
00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:24,148
is going to be a long day.
337
00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:36,894
Cat, get the door.
338
00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,563
I'm in the shower.
339
00:16:59,885 --> 00:17:02,453
Good morning, snack pants.
340
00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:04,689
It's 6 A.M.
341
00:17:04,723 --> 00:17:08,226
This morning we're going to hit the
road and we're going to run 12 Miles.
342
00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:09,927
After that we're going down
343
00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:17,962
to the gym and we're going to...
344
00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:29,047
Bubs Dixon.
345
00:17:29,081 --> 00:17:30,615
What's wrong with you?
346
00:17:30,649 --> 00:17:34,285
Nothing. Check this out.
347
00:17:34,319 --> 00:17:35,953
Oh my.
348
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:37,021
What was that?
349
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,756
My shock stick.
350
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:43,861
My job is to get you in shape so that
Rita Rooney doesn't punch your face
351
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:48,633
into a red beefy mess.
352
00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:51,936
Why do you talk so loud?
353
00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:54,072
Get used to it, girly girl.
354
00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:55,673
I'm only at a 6.
355
00:17:55,707 --> 00:18:02,847
This hole goes to 11.
356
00:18:06,318 --> 00:18:08,653
How long have I been on this thing?
357
00:18:08,687 --> 00:18:12,123
Almost two minutes.
358
00:18:12,157 --> 00:18:13,291
Hey, I got an idea.
359
00:18:13,325 --> 00:18:18,930
What if you take Sam downtown...
360
00:18:18,964 --> 00:18:20,565
faster.
361
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,233
Come on.
362
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:24,702
I'm Bubs Dixon.
363
00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:32,736
I know who you are.
364
00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:38,850
Here's your check.
365
00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:40,985
Did you enjoy your desserts?
366
00:18:41,019 --> 00:18:42,120
Oh my gosh, yes.
367
00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:42,887
Amazing.
368
00:18:42,921 --> 00:18:43,521
Awesome.
369
00:18:43,555 --> 00:18:45,056
I loved mine.
370
00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:51,129
And I enjoyed my plate of lettuce.
371
00:18:51,163 --> 00:18:52,997
Sorry, Sam.
372
00:18:53,031 --> 00:18:56,200
Bubs Dixon said that's all you can have.
373
00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:58,069
Hey, you guys want to ride some go-carts?
374
00:18:58,103 --> 00:18:58,603
Yeah.
375
00:18:58,637 --> 00:18:59,137
Sure.
376
00:18:59,138 --> 00:18:59,537
I do.
377
00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:01,439
Let's go.
378
00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:03,708
Woo!
379
00:19:03,742 --> 00:19:06,043
Where you going?
380
00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:07,445
I already worked out today.
381
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:08,212
Yep.
382
00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:11,482
And now it's time for you
to go home and go to bed.
383
00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:12,283
It's nine o'clock.
384
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:16,354
I don't go to bed at nine o'clock.
385
00:19:16,388 --> 00:19:18,489
Get off of me.
386
00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:19,891
I'm serious. Get off.
387
00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:21,559
Shh.
388
00:19:21,593 --> 00:19:24,228
Shh, shh, shh.
389
00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:28,099
Just go to sleep and dream.
390
00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:34,705
Dream of Bubs Dixon.
391
00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:36,707
I hate my life.
392
00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:37,242
Shh.
393
00:19:41,146 --> 00:19:41,894
Bubs Dixon.
394
00:19:47,719 --> 00:19:51,455
We're only one week away from the highly
anticipated mixed martial arts fight
395
00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:55,126
between champion Rita Rooney
and newcomer Sam Puckett.
396
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:58,296
Later today, both fighters will face
the media in a joint press conference
397
00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:00,364
to talk about the upcoming battle.
398
00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:01,699
For "news news news news,"
399
00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:04,035
I'm Tammy Yanks.
400
00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:05,469
Say it.
401
00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:06,938
I don't want to say it.
402
00:20:06,972 --> 00:20:09,440
Say it.
403
00:20:09,474 --> 00:20:17,474
Yanks for watching.
404
00:20:18,395 --> 00:20:21,156
Rita, do you think Sam Puckett didn't
show up to this press conference
405
00:20:21,186 --> 00:20:22,787
because she's afraid?
406
00:20:22,821 --> 00:20:24,956
I don't know.
407
00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:25,690
No.
408
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:29,961
Sam can blow off this press
conference, but come Saturday night,
409
00:20:29,995 --> 00:20:31,062
Rita's going to knock her out
410
00:20:31,096 --> 00:20:31,762
in the very first...
411
00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:32,930
I'm here.
412
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,533
What's she doing here?
413
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:37,802
So, listen, the fight's off.
414
00:20:37,836 --> 00:20:38,569
What?
415
00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:42,473
Hey, hey, hey.
416
00:20:42,507 --> 00:20:46,477
No one needs to murmur.
417
00:20:46,511 --> 00:20:47,311
What?
418
00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:48,980
You afraid to fight me?
419
00:20:49,014 --> 00:20:50,481
You chicken?
420
00:20:50,515 --> 00:20:51,983
No.
421
00:20:52,017 --> 00:20:55,119
I do love to eat chicken.
422
00:20:55,153 --> 00:20:59,323
And I also like to sleep late,
and lay around, and hang out,
423
00:20:59,358 --> 00:21:01,993
and do stupid stuff with my dumb friends.
424
00:21:02,027 --> 00:21:05,496
Hey, that's us.
425
00:21:05,530 --> 00:21:10,434
So, if you want to give up
everything fun in life, go for it.
426
00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:14,705
But me, tonight I'm going to order
some pizza and chili biscuits.
427
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:16,440
I'm going to put on my pajamas,
and I'm going to stay up
428
00:21:16,475 --> 00:21:21,012
until three in the morning watching
the stupidest movies I can find.
429
00:21:21,046 --> 00:21:29,046
Whoever wants to come, see you there.
430
00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:35,960
Rita, now that Sam's backed out of
the fight, what are you gonna do?
431
00:21:35,994 --> 00:21:38,629
Well, I...
432
00:21:38,664 --> 00:21:46,664
I wanna hang with Sam.
433
00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:51,742
Can I have another chili biscuit, please?
434
00:21:51,743 --> 00:21:52,910
Chili biscuit.
435
00:21:52,911 --> 00:21:53,411
Woo!
436
00:22:02,554 --> 00:22:10,554
I'm Bubs Dixon.
437
00:22:10,896 --> 00:22:12,596
Hey, you better get to Dice's.
438
00:22:12,597 --> 00:22:13,064
Right.
439
00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:14,231
I'm just going to toss this cup.
440
00:22:14,232 --> 00:22:15,933
Yeah, just don't toss
it in that trash can.
441
00:22:15,934 --> 00:22:16,600
It's not...
442
00:22:16,601 --> 00:22:17,101
hey.
443
00:22:24,242 --> 00:22:27,611
Why'd you throw yourself in the trash?
444
00:22:27,646 --> 00:22:29,980
Uh...
445
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,849
Oh no, flying monkeys.
446
00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:38,656
Mmm...
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