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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen
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Okay, doctor Duckley, I know
you want to come with me.
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Quack, quack, quack.
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But I only have room for
two more of you guys.
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Why?
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Why what?
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Why are you packing?
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Why are you talking to
your stuffed animals?
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And why do I keep getting the same
pimple in the middle of my back?
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I'm going to Arizona with Dice.
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I'm talking to my stuffed
animals to get their opinion
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on who should go with me.
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And you keep getting the same pimple
on your back because you're dirty.
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I appreciate your honesty.
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Hey, we're friends.
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So, what's in Arizona?
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Dice booked a hair
modeling job in fo-eenix.
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Oh, good for Dice.
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Yeah.
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It's for teen hair magazine.
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They said he's going to be on the cover.
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Cool.
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Though personally I don't care.
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So why are you taking Dice?
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Oh, because his mom and his
aunt Ferjeen got sick.
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That's right.
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I heard they got coyote fever.
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Yeah.
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Poor ladies.
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Well, you're not supposed to eat coyotes.
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Ooh, I got to finish packing.
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Dice and I are on a nine
o'clock bus to fo-eenix.
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You know, it's pronounced "Phoenix."
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No, it's "fo-eenix."
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See?
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It's spelled with an "o."
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Yeah, but you don't pronounce the "o."
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Well, I do.
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I respect the alphabet.
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I got to finish deciding which
animals I'm going to take.
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Well, here, look.
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We'll just put your little duck
next to your purple giraffe.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Do I tell you how to stuff
your face with chicken?
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Hello?
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Nona?
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Cat?
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Hello?
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Now I want chicken.
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Oh, hey, Nona.
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Oh, there you are.
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I hate to barge in like this, but I
need to stay here for a couple of days
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if that's all right.
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Sure.
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No.
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Sam.
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Why do you have to stay here?
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Well, because Elderly Acres
is infested with funk mites.
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And the exterminators are spraying
all weekend, so I can't stay there.
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What are funk mites?
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They're these disgusting little bugs.
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My mom used to get them between her toes.
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Ew.
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Ew.
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And elsewhere.
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Ew!
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Ew!
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Anyway, is it all right
if I crash on your couch?
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No, it's not all right.
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Because you're going to
stay in my room with Sam.
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What?
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But there are only two beds in your room.
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I know.
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I'm going to be in fo-eenix
for the next two days.
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Bye, Nona.
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You're going out of town?
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Yeah.
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So while I'm gone, you and
Sam can be roommates.
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Oh, wonderful.
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We're going to be roomies
let's bump butts.
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Oh God, I'm not bumping butts with you.
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You want to stay here, great.
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But I'm going with cat to Phoenix.
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No, Sam, you can't come
to fo-eenix with me.
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It's in Arizona.
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Oh yeah.
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Why can't you go to Arizona?
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Let's just say there might be a
warrant there for my arrest.
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And in Ohio.
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And in some other states
I can never remember.
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Well, you just need to learn
the song I made up for you.
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Oh my.
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Wow.
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My first professional photo
shoot for teen boys' hair.
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Well, I've been in the modelling
game since I was four,
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but this is the first time I've
ever been shot for the cover
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of a national magazine.
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Mm.
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I love the smell of stylish boys.
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Hey, hey Dice.
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Slater.
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How goes it, bud?
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Cat, this is Slater, hair model.
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You have beautiful hair.
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Thanks.
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So, Dice, I heard you're
going to be on the cover.
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I guess.
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But, hey, I just show up, rock some awesome
hair, and whatever happens happens.
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Yeah.
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Wow, Dice, you're acting pretty
cool for a guy who is scared
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to poop on the bus.
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Well, what happens to it?
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I don't know.
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I mean, does it just fall
out onto the highway?
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Later.
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Dice.
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Dice.
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Oh, hey.
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Hi.
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Yonce, this is my friend, Cat...
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Yeah, I don't care who she is.
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Bree?
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Bree.
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Come to me.
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Yes, sir.
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I want you to take my camera, put on
the zoom lens, make it smell nice,
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and bring me my flip flops.
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Right away.
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Yeah, right away.
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Hey, I got to tell you, I am so psyched
to have you shoot me for this cover.
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Yeah, about that.
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There's been a change.
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A change?
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What is it?
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A change is when things are one way,
and then they become another way.
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A change can be good or bad.
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In this case I think it's bad.
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Perhaps.
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Keith!
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Horn!
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Everyone, eyes on me.
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Look to Yonce.
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Look to Yonce.
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As you know, I'm going to photograph
all you boys this weekend.
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And then the editors of teen hair
magazine and I will decide which boy
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will be on the cover.
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What the... My agent
told me I had the cover.
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Don't worry about it.
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But... They're going to
look back at all the pics
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and they're going to pick you because
you've got the best hair in the land.
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Thanks.
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Man, I really hope you're right
because I'm really counting on...
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How come, how come everyone's...
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Oh no, no, no.
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Shh!
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Look at that boy with
the incredible hair.
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I see him.
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That's Jett Zander.
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He's the number one teen
hair model in the world.
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No kidding.
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His hair makes yours
look like a bad salad.
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Oh my God, it's Jett.
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Hi, Jett.
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Hey.
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Come to Yonce.
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No, no, no, I'll come to you.
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Look at that.
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There's no way I'm going to
beat Jett Zander for the cover.
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Well... They could choose you.
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You both have amazing hair.
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You think?
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Maybe.
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I'm going to go take a
pic of Jett's head.
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No, don't go.
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Nah, I don't have any money
to go out for lunch.
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But I found half a bag of
chips on the ground, so...
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I'll call you later.
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Hello, temporary roomie.
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Who's hungry?
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What...
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What did you do?
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I made us lunch.
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We've got ribs and fried chicken, and
macaroni with four kinds of cheeses,
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which I call "Mac and cheese and
cheese and cheese and cheese."
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And we've got cornbread, potato doodles.
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Ooh, and for dessert we have
make-your-own ice cream sundaes
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with my very special strawberry gravy.
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Just...
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Just give me a minute.
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Aren't you hungry?
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Mm-hmm.
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I'm just afraid I'm dreaming
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and...
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And...
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I don't want to wake up.
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All right, boys.
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This is your big chance.
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You want to be on the cover of this
magazine, then show me something.
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Bree?
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Yes, Yonce.
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Turn on the hi-fi.
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Come on.
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Yes, give me more.
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Work it, work the hair, come on.
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Oh, great.
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Give me garbage.
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I love garbage.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Go, Jett, go.
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Yes.
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Very nice, Dice.
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No, no, no, you look like a fish.
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Don't be a fish.
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Keith.
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There we go.
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Show me the power.
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Show me the power of your hair.
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Yes.
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You're a natural.
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Be a magical reindeer.
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Yeah, good.
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Come on now, Dice.
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Give me more.
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More. More.
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Yes, that's beautiful.
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I love it.
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Yeah!
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Okay, everybody, that's a wrap for today.
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See you all back here
tomorrow morning at 9:00 A.M.
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Wow, Dice.
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Great job.
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Doesn't matter.
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I'm not going to win.
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I mean, look at Yonce.
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He's all over Jett Zander.
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Well, I don't get it.
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Why is everybody making such a
fuss over a boy wearing a wig?
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Wig?
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What do you mean, wig?
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Jett's wearing a wig.
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You think...
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You think Jett's wigging?
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He's totally wigging.
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You're sure that's a wig?
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Yes.
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I have excellent wigdar.
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But wearing a wig, that goes against
everything hair modeling stands for.
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It's terrible.
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Wow.
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Wow, Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat.
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If we can prove that Jett's wearing
a wig, he'll be disqualified
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and I'll get the cover of the magazine.
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Okay, two things.
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What?
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You're taking this a
little too seriously.
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Okay.
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And your face is really close to my face.
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I'll move back.
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Sam.
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Oh, Sam?
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Oh, there you are.
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Cat sent me a text that says,
"remind Sam that she's babysitting
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the Franklin twins tomorrow
morning at 8:00 A.M."
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Oh, dang it.
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What's the matter?
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I hate waking up early on a Sunday.
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I hate waking up at all on Sunday.
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I just hate waking up.
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Oh, you.
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And I hate one of the Franklin twins,
but I can never remember which one.
271
00:12:31,192 --> 00:12:34,161
Well, you don't have to
wake up at 8:00 A.M.
272
00:12:34,195 --> 00:12:34,728
But Cat said
273
00:12:34,762 --> 00:12:35,262
I got to do the...
274
00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:35,996
No, no, no,
275
00:12:36,030 --> 00:12:37,497
I wake up at 6:00 A.M.
276
00:12:37,532 --> 00:12:42,436
So, you sleep in and I'll watch
the Franklin twins for you.
277
00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:43,403
You'll babysit?
278
00:12:43,438 --> 00:12:43,938
Sure.
279
00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:45,639
Sleep in as long as you like.
280
00:12:45,673 --> 00:12:46,540
Really?
281
00:12:46,574 --> 00:12:48,175
It's fine.
282
00:12:48,209 --> 00:12:50,811
Well, will you...
283
00:12:50,845 --> 00:12:52,379
Will I what?
284
00:12:52,413 --> 00:12:55,449
Will you do my laundry, too?
285
00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:58,852
No, Sam, I will not do your laundry.
286
00:12:58,886 --> 00:13:00,887
Oh.
287
00:13:00,922 --> 00:13:05,859
Because I've already done it.
288
00:13:05,893 --> 00:13:07,327
You did.
289
00:13:07,361 --> 00:13:10,097
You did do my laundry.
290
00:13:10,131 --> 00:13:13,366
And you got the stink out.
291
00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:17,504
That's what Nonas do.
292
00:13:17,538 --> 00:13:18,472
Nona?
293
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:19,673
Yes, dear?
294
00:13:19,707 --> 00:13:27,707
Promise me you won't die tonight.
295
00:13:33,121 --> 00:13:36,857
Look at Jett's mother fluffing his wig.
296
00:13:36,891 --> 00:13:39,392
You're 100 percent sure it's a wig?
297
00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:41,995
I know wigs.
298
00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:43,697
All right, now, you ready?
299
00:13:43,731 --> 00:13:45,398
Yeah, but how do we get Jett in position?
300
00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:53,433
Just watch me work.
301
00:13:56,344 --> 00:14:02,916
Oh, my contact lens.
302
00:14:02,950 --> 00:14:09,689
Ah, somebody help me
find my contact lens?
303
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:10,790
You need some help?
304
00:14:10,825 --> 00:14:15,595
No, get lost, creep.
305
00:14:15,630 --> 00:14:20,433
Won't somebody help me
find my contact lens?
306
00:14:20,468 --> 00:14:22,135
You lost your contact lens?
307
00:14:22,170 --> 00:14:24,838
Oh, hi.
308
00:14:24,872 --> 00:14:28,942
Yeah, I think I dropped
it somewhere down here.
309
00:14:28,976 --> 00:14:30,944
Yeah.
310
00:14:30,978 --> 00:14:33,780
Keep looking.
311
00:14:33,814 --> 00:14:36,149
Right down there.
312
00:14:36,184 --> 00:14:39,586
All right, you ready to watch
a teen boy's wig fly off?
313
00:14:39,620 --> 00:14:40,253
Ready.
314
00:14:40,288 --> 00:14:48,288
Join the cords.
315
00:14:50,831 --> 00:14:57,904
Jett, be careful!
316
00:14:57,939 --> 00:14:59,673
What in the world?
317
00:14:59,707 --> 00:15:02,042
Turn off that fan.
318
00:15:02,076 --> 00:15:03,076
Keith.
319
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:06,980
Turn the fan off.
320
00:15:07,014 --> 00:15:14,221
Unjoin the cords.
321
00:15:14,255 --> 00:15:15,789
Is everyone all right?
322
00:15:15,823 --> 00:15:17,757
Did anybody...
323
00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:19,292
Jett.
324
00:15:19,327 --> 00:15:21,795
Your hair.
325
00:15:21,829 --> 00:15:22,495
What, is it ruined?
326
00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:24,464
No, no, no. Don't touch it.
327
00:15:24,498 --> 00:15:29,035
It's marvelous.
328
00:15:29,070 --> 00:15:34,741
That powerful fan has blown
your hair into the perfect 'do.
329
00:15:34,775 --> 00:15:37,177
Bree, bring me my best camera.
330
00:15:37,211 --> 00:15:43,049
I must shoot him now.
331
00:15:43,084 --> 00:15:44,584
Did you find your contact lens?
332
00:15:44,619 --> 00:15:45,163
Beat it!
333
00:15:49,790 --> 00:15:54,160
Doo-doodly-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo,
doodly-doo, doodly-doo.
334
00:15:54,195 --> 00:15:54,728
Hey.
335
00:15:54,762 --> 00:15:55,662
How are the Franklin twins?
336
00:15:55,696 --> 00:15:56,863
Oh, wonderful.
337
00:15:56,897 --> 00:15:58,665
I just put them down for a nap.
338
00:15:58,699 --> 00:15:59,299
Yeah?
339
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:00,066
Yeah.
340
00:16:00,101 --> 00:16:05,672
I made them my special mixture,
warm milk and Turkey juice.
341
00:16:05,706 --> 00:16:09,409
Always puts the little
brats to sleep for hours.
342
00:16:09,443 --> 00:16:10,143
Puckett.
343
00:16:10,945 --> 00:16:12,912
Open this door!
344
00:16:12,947 --> 00:16:13,813
Puckett!
345
00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:15,215
Oh, crabs.
346
00:16:15,249 --> 00:16:15,882
Who's that?
347
00:16:15,916 --> 00:16:17,651
The building manager.
348
00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:19,719
I know you're in there.
349
00:16:19,754 --> 00:16:20,453
What's his beef?
350
00:16:20,488 --> 00:16:23,790
He's going to say I haven't paid my half
of the rent for the past two months.
351
00:16:23,824 --> 00:16:24,224
Have you?
352
00:16:24,258 --> 00:16:24,691
No.
353
00:16:26,060 --> 00:16:26,793
Puckett!
354
00:16:26,827 --> 00:16:27,994
I mean, what do I do?
355
00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:28,795
Go in the closet.
356
00:16:28,829 --> 00:16:29,462
Hurry, go.
357
00:16:29,467 --> 00:16:29,967
Okay.
358
00:16:29,997 --> 00:16:30,397
Go, go, go.
359
00:16:30,431 --> 00:16:35,635
I'm going.
360
00:16:35,670 --> 00:16:36,970
Oh, hello, Bombay.
361
00:16:37,004 --> 00:16:37,904
Nona.
362
00:16:37,938 --> 00:16:41,474
I thought you moved to that
there Elderly Acres place.
363
00:16:41,509 --> 00:16:42,142
I did.
364
00:16:42,176 --> 00:16:44,077
I'm just here for the weekend.
365
00:16:44,111 --> 00:16:46,946
I see.
366
00:16:46,981 --> 00:16:48,281
You looking for something?
367
00:16:48,316 --> 00:16:50,150
Yeah. Puckett.
368
00:16:50,184 --> 00:16:53,053
On the first day of every month,
your granddaughter pays me
369
00:16:53,087 --> 00:16:54,821
her half of the rent.
370
00:16:54,855 --> 00:16:57,924
But for the past two months, you
know what I got from Puckett?
371
00:16:57,958 --> 00:16:58,792
What?
372
00:16:58,826 --> 00:17:01,328
This.
373
00:17:01,362 --> 00:17:06,566
Fake money from a
once-popular board game.
374
00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:10,003
I'm sure that that fake money
was just meant as a joke.
375
00:17:10,037 --> 00:17:12,439
Joke my rump.
376
00:17:12,473 --> 00:17:17,744
Now, I want to know where Sam Puckett
is and I want to know now, see?
377
00:17:17,778 --> 00:17:19,979
Oh, well, I...
378
00:17:20,014 --> 00:17:21,514
She's not here.
379
00:17:21,549 --> 00:17:23,650
She left the country.
380
00:17:23,684 --> 00:17:27,354
You tell Puckett I want the rent.
381
00:17:27,388 --> 00:17:30,256
And I don't need any colorful
characters around here to give
382
00:17:30,291 --> 00:17:33,026
the joint atmosphere.
383
00:17:33,060 --> 00:17:34,427
What does that mean?
384
00:17:34,462 --> 00:17:34,894
I don't know.
385
00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:42,929
I'm a throwback.
386
00:17:43,003 --> 00:17:45,271
Okay, you are the best roommate ever.
387
00:17:45,306 --> 00:17:46,906
Aw.
388
00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:49,576
But don't tell cat that.
389
00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:50,610
Oh, go ahead and tell her.
390
00:17:50,644 --> 00:17:51,392
I love you.
391
00:17:56,684 --> 00:18:00,320
Okay, everyone, in a few minutes
Yonce will return to announce
392
00:18:00,354 --> 00:18:03,390
next month's cover boy
of teen hair magazine.
393
00:18:03,424 --> 00:18:03,924
Yep.
394
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,397
Cheer up, Dice.
395
00:18:10,431 --> 00:18:11,398
You could win.
396
00:18:11,432 --> 00:18:15,168
Ah, shut up.
397
00:18:15,202 --> 00:18:19,305
If I had any chance of winning, you
ruined it when you used that giant fan
398
00:18:19,340 --> 00:18:22,842
to make Jett's hair look even better.
399
00:18:22,877 --> 00:18:26,913
You mean his wig.
400
00:18:26,947 --> 00:18:28,214
Attention!
401
00:18:28,249 --> 00:18:29,249
Look to Yonce.
402
00:18:29,283 --> 00:18:32,619
Look to Yonce.
403
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:40,653
Now, the boy who will be on the cover
of next month's teen hair magazine...
404
00:18:41,529 --> 00:18:47,000
Duh. Jett Zander!
405
00:18:47,034 --> 00:18:48,067
Aw, man.
406
00:18:48,102 --> 00:18:52,772
I'm sorry, but let's face it, there's
just no beating Jett Zander with that
407
00:18:52,807 --> 00:18:55,341
luscious flowing hair.
408
00:18:55,376 --> 00:18:57,811
That tears it!
409
00:18:57,845 --> 00:19:00,413
Hey! Jett Zander!
410
00:19:00,448 --> 00:19:03,883
Why don't you just admit to everybody
that you're wearing a wig?
411
00:19:06,053 --> 00:19:07,454
I would never wear a wig.
412
00:19:07,488 --> 00:19:12,425
I'm all natural. Look.
413
00:19:12,460 --> 00:19:14,727
Who are you, anyway?
414
00:19:14,762 --> 00:19:18,231
Well, I'm just the girl who's going
to tear the wig off Jett Zander.
415
00:19:18,265 --> 00:19:19,032
Cat, no!
416
00:19:19,066 --> 00:19:19,566
You!
417
00:19:24,238 --> 00:19:32,238
She's hurting my hair!
418
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,148
Leave his hair alone!
419
00:19:35,182 --> 00:19:36,883
Someone call security!
420
00:19:36,917 --> 00:19:37,417
Yeah.
421
00:19:43,190 --> 00:19:50,029
Well, it's not a wig.
422
00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:52,699
Hey, Nona, what goes...
423
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,601
Hey.
424
00:19:54,635 --> 00:19:55,395
What are you doing?
425
00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:58,338
Well, I'm getting ready to
go back to Elderly Acres.
426
00:19:58,372 --> 00:19:59,672
What?
427
00:19:59,707 --> 00:20:00,406
No.
428
00:20:00,411 --> 00:20:00,911
What?
429
00:20:00,941 --> 00:20:03,776
No. You can't leave.
430
00:20:03,811 --> 00:20:07,046
Well, come on, what's for dinner?
431
00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:10,083
I mean, let's go, right?
432
00:20:10,117 --> 00:20:12,952
Mac and cheese and cheese
and cheese and cheese, huh?
433
00:20:12,987 --> 00:20:14,687
I got a phone call.
434
00:20:14,722 --> 00:20:15,722
I can go back now.
435
00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:17,891
The funk mites are gone.
436
00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:18,591
Well, that's great but...
437
00:20:18,626 --> 00:20:19,459
and Cat's
438
00:20:19,493 --> 00:20:20,360
coming home tonight,
439
00:20:20,394 --> 00:20:22,362
and she's going to need her bed back.
440
00:20:22,396 --> 00:20:26,032
But... But I don't want you to leave.
441
00:20:26,066 --> 00:20:28,167
Oh, honey, you'll be all right.
442
00:20:28,202 --> 00:20:30,803
No I won't.
443
00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:32,372
Sam.
444
00:20:33,641 --> 00:20:39,812
I think that's your phone ringing.
445
00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:40,880
Who is it?
446
00:20:40,915 --> 00:20:41,514
Sam?
447
00:20:41,549 --> 00:20:42,749
What do you want?
448
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,584
I got good news and bad news.
449
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:45,418
What?
450
00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:47,954
Well, I got the cover of the magazine.
451
00:20:47,988 --> 00:20:48,755
Wow, yeah, great.
452
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:50,723
What's the bad news?
453
00:20:50,758 --> 00:20:56,296
One of the other boys is being
taken to a scalp hospital.
454
00:20:56,330 --> 00:20:57,664
That's it?
455
00:20:57,698 --> 00:20:59,198
No.
456
00:20:59,233 --> 00:21:02,368
Cat's being arrested.
457
00:21:02,403 --> 00:21:07,407
I mean, it really looks like a wig.
458
00:21:07,441 --> 00:21:07,974
Wait.
459
00:21:08,008 --> 00:21:09,342
Cat was really arrested?
460
00:21:09,376 --> 00:21:10,176
Yes.
461
00:21:10,210 --> 00:21:12,745
You got to get Nona to come
to Arizona and bail her out
462
00:21:12,780 --> 00:21:15,248
or else Cat's going to be
in jail for two weeks.
463
00:21:15,282 --> 00:21:16,616
Okay, I'll tell Nona.
464
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:17,750
Bye.
465
00:21:17,785 --> 00:21:20,853
Bye.
466
00:21:20,888 --> 00:21:21,955
Who was that?
467
00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:24,958
Oh, that was Dice and Cat.
468
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:25,425
Oh.
469
00:21:25,459 --> 00:21:28,962
Are they coming back here?
470
00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:31,130
No.
471
00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:33,666
What's going on?
472
00:21:33,701 --> 00:21:36,436
They decided to stay in
Phoenix for two more weeks,
473
00:21:36,470 --> 00:21:42,241
so Cat says you should stay here and
take care of me until she gets back.
474
00:21:42,276 --> 00:21:43,776
Really?
475
00:21:43,777 --> 00:21:46,212
I promise.
476
00:21:46,213 --> 00:21:49,916
Well, I guess I better
start dinner, then.
477
00:21:51,352 --> 00:21:53,186
Yep.
478
00:21:53,187 --> 00:22:01,187
Yes, you should.
479
00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:18,911
Aw, what's in this can?
480
00:22:18,946 --> 00:22:19,446
Cat!
481
00:22:27,489 --> 00:22:30,823
Mmm...
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