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♪ I get up at seven, yeah
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♪ And I go to work at nine
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♪ I got no time for livin'
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♪ Yes, I'm workin' all the time
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♪ It seems to me
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♪ I could live my life
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♪ A lot better than I think I am
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♪ I guess that's
why they call me
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♪ They call me the workin' man ♪
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You're a fuckin' joke.
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What did you say?
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You're a fuckin' joke.
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I've been pullin' all-nighters
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to get this thing
up and running.
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Bennett: More like
pulling your dick.
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All these hours
don't count as O.T.
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so don't try loggin' 'em.
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Looks like watery dog shit.
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You throw this weld
in with a slingshot?
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Todd: I think it looks
pretty fuckin' good
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considering I haven't been
on the tools in years.
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Yeah, it's been years since
you almost killed somebody.
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That was a long time ago.
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I was an apprentice.
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Nobody got hurt.
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You need to come up
with new material.
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And you need to
build a flare stack.
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Corporate's up my ass.
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We're behind.
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I'm embarrassed.
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And you're givin' a million
dollar machine a Redneck revamp.
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Are you insane?
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You approved the order.
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You know we need this thing.
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I approved it 'cause I wanted
to see you look like a dickwad
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trying to convince your crew
that that's a good idea.
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Well, that is fucked up!
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Look, I know I'm
hard on you, man.
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You got promise.
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But don't think I don't know
that you're gunning for my job.
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I am not.
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This machine is the future.
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It'll help me and my
boys in the long run.
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It'll save our bodies.
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It'll catch us up in all
those insane deadlines.
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Fuckin' better.
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Fuckin' will.
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Fuckin' better!
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It fuckin' will!
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Fucking better!
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What's up Teabag?
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♪ In the tiny town
where I come from
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♪ You grew up doing
what your daddy does
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Todd: Hi, boys!
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♪ And you don't ask questions
you do it just because ♪
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Mornin'
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♪ This little bitty town
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♪ it ain't nothing new
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♪ We all stick around
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♪ 'cause they all tell us to
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♪ Swallow your pride just
to make your family proud
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♪ If I didn't think that it
would shut the whole place down
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♪ I'd saddle that one horse and
ride it right out of this town ♪
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You know, jeans are
marketed as this like,
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super comfy go
everywhere garment,
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but they're fuckin' not!
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Comfort first, dude.
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Yeah, you know what?
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I'm goin' to work in sweats.
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I'm not trying to
sabotage myself.
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But they can't fire me.
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Audrey: Snax, it's
not a pattern, dude.
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No. So I've left a few jobs.
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Like, so what?
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Twelve?
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No fucking way it's twelve.
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I don't believe you.
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Raccoona matata, Snax.
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You staying the
fuck outta my bins?
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Hey. Oh, what the hell, Auds?
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Did you shave in my hot tub?
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Bro, just chill.
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Just my pits.
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Have you even slept?
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Have you?
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I've been busy.
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Yeah.
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Is he cute?
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The Metallsicherung
1200 is not cute,
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it's a sexy, futuristic
German welding machine.
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Whoa.
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Low impurities, minimal slag,
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transition between auto
and welder operated.
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What do your guys
think about that?
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Well, they should be pumped.
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This town needs to
get with the times.
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Yeah, makes sense.
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You break your back
at work every day
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and I sling jeans for a living.
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We've turned into our parents.
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Billy: Ding ding ding,
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who's ready for
round two?
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Do that thing with my pinky.
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Oh fuck.
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Had no idea you were here, ah...
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Todd: Right.
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This is yours.
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Yep.
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I don't touch your stuff.
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Generally. Just, um...
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Oh, whole family's here, huh?
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It's your shorts too.
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Ah, I didn't have any so I
just, you know, I'll wash 'em.
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My dick's barely
touched the mesh.
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No, no. You keep those actually.
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Really? Like a gift?
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Thanks. Cool, ah, yeah.
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Lemme track down a beer.
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Seriously? That dude?
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Audrey: What? When
there's no Mr. Right,
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at least there's Mr. Right Now.
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More like Mr. Steal Your
Catalytic Converter.
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While You Sleep.
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Here. PH levels are
all outta whack.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Chlorine, de-scaler and
stay out of it for 24 hours
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or it'll melt my tits off.
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I know the fuckin' drill.
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Todd: Unbelievable.
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Shut up.
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Every goddamn morning.
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Billy: Nothing beats a refry.
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Fuckin' hell.
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Hey man.
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Wanna gimme a ride?
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Did you bang in
my hot tub, again?
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Ahhh, it was half in
half out mostly but, ah,
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whaddaya say? You
wanna hook me up?
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Just goin' as far as my place.
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So what's going on
with you and my sister?
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What?
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Do you like my sister?
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Hobby horse have a wooden dick?
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Oh.
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Ah dude. Come on.
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Sorry. Brakes. I don't know.
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Geez. Started a fire.
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Audrey's great, man.
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She's good. She's
good, you know.
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Got a lot goin' on for her.
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No kids. No husband.
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Got a good job.
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Are you back at work yet?
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Nah. Still on disability.
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Keep pullin' my back out.
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Billy: Whoa!
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Hot rod, man.
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End of the line.
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What?
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Sorry, the brakes are fucked.
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But...
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What the hell, man!
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You know I don't
live around here!
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Jimi: Have a good day.
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Got a newbie.
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Huh.
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What do we got here?
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What the fuck is
that? How old is that?
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Did you, your grandfather
give you that?
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What is that?
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What are you gonna hang
some pictures? Huh?
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You gonna take photos? Huh?
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What are you gonna do with that?
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Oh.
- Nothin'.
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Tools are like condoms.
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The cheap ones will break
and they will fuck you up.
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All right?
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Will fuck you up, right?
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Now sign here.
- Yep.
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Hey, talkin' to you.
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Jimi!
- Hey Todd.
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Hey. I don't wanna see your
ass. Don't show me your ass.
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Don't show me your ass.
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What's up Tuna?
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Scooter!
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Hey, you guys ever
seen a virgin before?
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Wave to the virgin.
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Fuckin' nerds.
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We willingly carry around
the surveillance devices.
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They know where we
go and what we say.
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I mean, a fuckin'
welding machine?
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Really?
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Head-to-head I can
out-do that thing.
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Backwoods: My ass!
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Fifty bucks says the robot
mops the floor with ya.
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What do ya think Big Nate?
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I will take that heat.
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Beautiful!
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Taser: You know
what else is weird?
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I was ordering weed
online last night
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and they asked me to verify
that I'm not a robot.
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Are they worried that the
robots are buying the weed?
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Buying weed. Taking jobs?
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It's only a matter of time 'til
we're all down on all fours
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sucking protein pellets
out of a robot's dick.
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Yeah, you fuckers got me good!
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Well, ya reap what
you sow, don'tcha?
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Yep.
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Backwoods: I kinda like it.
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I thought it was classy.
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Steph: Oh, thank you.
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I also got the
rookie pretty good.
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Hmm?
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You suck rookie!
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Shit.
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Here comes the robot overlord.
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Keep it down.
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He doesn't
know that we know.
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Guys!? Really?
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Just testin' the gear in
sub-zero temperatures.
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Safety first!
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Yes!
- That's good.
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You boys wanna see somethin'?
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You can't tell
anyone. Not a soul.
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My word is my bond.
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Todd: This thing is amazing!
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It can root, fill, cap and even
picks up on a shitty fit-up!
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With this thing we're
guaranteed to hit our targets.
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This thing is a flying
piece of horse shit!
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Taser: Looks like it's
gonna rip my cheque in half
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is what it looks like.
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Guys, we use tools.
This is just a tool.
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It's a piece of equipment,
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Homer: Bag-licking, moron!
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This is how we all
turn into automatons!
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You did not think this through.
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Karen: I got the receipt.
They're perfectly good.
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I still got time to return 'em.
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I just don't like
the way they look.
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But ya did once.
241
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So some kind of personality
change since then or?
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If there's no damage
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we'd be glad to take them back.
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I think she crapped them.
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I did not!
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Audrey, I've warned you!
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I'm being serious.
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Look inside, that's shit!
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Steph: Ah, ladies?
250
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Do you mind? My lunch
is over in twenty.
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Are you insinuating that I
took a shit in these jeans?
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No I am straight
up accusing you.
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Lady, you've got a
tummy problem, okay?
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Your bowels are probably
destroyed by every fad diet
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that's aimed at the
Karen demographic.
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You had, what, a couple of kids?
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Pelvic flooring ain't
what it used to be,
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I feel for you,
259
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but it's not this
company's fault, okay.
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Blame nature.
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I just don't see how this
is any of your business.
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Well, you're holding up the line
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and she's not allowed
to say anything.
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She won't say anything.
265
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,427
So why don't you go buy
some vinegar and peroxide
266
00:10:52,451 --> 00:10:54,320
and call it a day, okay?
267
00:10:55,121 --> 00:10:56,431
Here's your diaper.
268
00:10:56,455 --> 00:10:59,468
I'm not leaving this store
until these are refunded.
269
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,960
End of story.
270
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,163
Good luck with mud slide.
271
00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:12,648
Audrey.
- What?
272
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,283
Don't you have anything to
say to our valued customer?
273
00:11:15,307 --> 00:11:16,284
Yes.
274
00:11:16,308 --> 00:11:20,322
Yeah, I certainly do. Yeah.
275
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:22,090
Ah
276
00:11:22,114 --> 00:11:23,582
Fuck you both.
277
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:25,927
I quit.
278
00:11:29,155 --> 00:11:31,667
Yeah. Huh! I quit!
279
00:11:34,493 --> 00:11:35,470
Hey, hold on!
280
00:11:35,494 --> 00:11:36,672
Wait up, wait up!
281
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,674
Hey, who are you?
282
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:39,675
What do you do?
283
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,677
I'm Steph. I'm in safety.
284
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:42,678
Cool.
285
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:45,514
Um, I'm Audrey.
286
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:48,517
I'm currently unemployed.
287
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,951
Ah, are you at Conch?
288
00:11:49,975 --> 00:11:51,544
Yeah, isn't everyone?
289
00:11:52,945 --> 00:11:54,690
Yeah.
290
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,324
Do you know Todd? Todd Stool?
291
00:11:56,348 --> 00:11:57,325
Yeah, of course.
292
00:11:57,349 --> 00:11:58,326
That's my bro.
293
00:11:58,350 --> 00:11:59,327
Oh, okay. Yeah.
294
00:11:59,351 --> 00:12:00,696
I love Tater-Todd.
295
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,698
Yeah. Oh, me too.
296
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,533
Homer: That's how it
ends for all of us.
297
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,535
I mean, first they
bring the robots in
298
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,559
to prove we're inefficient,
that's fuckin' obvious.
299
00:12:09,962 --> 00:12:11,373
I mean, billion dollar
company like this
300
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:12,908
and you don't think they
have motion detection
301
00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:14,710
and facial recognition
cameras out there?
302
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:15,911
Pshtt.
303
00:12:15,935 --> 00:12:17,546
Next, it's the microchips
304
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:18,714
and when we refuse,
305
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,515
they bring in even more robots.
306
00:12:20,539 --> 00:12:21,750
And then beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep.
307
00:12:21,774 --> 00:12:24,643
All of a sudden it's an
all-robot plant, baby.
308
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,557
None of this shit
leaves this truck
309
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:29,725
or else I'll know it's you.
310
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,561
Hey, FYI Homer,
311
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,220
your radio's hot.
312
00:12:36,789 --> 00:12:37,999
Did you hear all of that?
313
00:12:38,023 --> 00:12:39,000
Who else is there?
314
00:12:39,024 --> 00:12:40,001
Don't worry, bro.
315
00:12:40,025 --> 00:12:41,403
It's Taser.
316
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:42,571
I'll keep a lid on it.
317
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:43,572
Thanks, buddy.
318
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,611
Robots are never good.
319
00:12:49,635 --> 00:12:51,379
Search engines, typing emails,
320
00:12:51,403 --> 00:12:52,380
now it's welding.
321
00:12:52,404 --> 00:12:53,749
I tried to hand write
my name the other day,
322
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,417
it looked like a
fuckin' tree wrote it.
323
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,385
They're gonna take
away our means to live.
324
00:12:57,409 --> 00:12:59,387
All our toys. Gone.
325
00:12:59,411 --> 00:13:01,590
I'll have to sell my water bed.
326
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,025
He'll-he'll have to
sell his two ATVs.
327
00:13:04,049 --> 00:13:06,418
And this fuckin' dude'll
have to downsize his truck.
328
00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:08,630
I ain't selling my truck.
329
00:13:08,654 --> 00:13:11,399
So answer to this
robot bullshit.
330
00:13:11,423 --> 00:13:13,401
Okay. Yes, it's true.
331
00:13:13,425 --> 00:13:16,438
The company bought
a welding robot.
332
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:17,773
With a purpose!
333
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,775
Not just to catch
us up on speed,
334
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:23,269
but it'll help us avoid
injuries, accidents, all of it!
335
00:13:24,837 --> 00:13:26,782
You didn't mean to fuck us,
336
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,440
but it's gonna hurt.
337
00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:30,819
Catch all that, Homer?
338
00:13:30,843 --> 00:13:33,588
Homer : According to a
corporate email thread started by Bennett,
339
00:13:33,612 --> 00:13:35,423
Todd is responsible,
340
00:13:35,447 --> 00:13:36,424
knew I couldn't trust him.
341
00:13:37,449 --> 00:13:39,461
Okay, every,
everybody calm down!
342
00:13:44,023 --> 00:13:45,491
What the fuck?!
343
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:47,469
That's nice!
344
00:13:54,466 --> 00:13:56,101
Todd: Wow, that was fast.
345
00:13:56,869 --> 00:13:58,446
Employee:
Hey, boss man.
346
00:13:58,470 --> 00:13:59,848
Look, I hate to do
this to you Bennett,
347
00:13:59,872 --> 00:14:02,818
but my mom's cat's been
vomiting for two weeks now.
348
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,252
Both ends.
349
00:14:04,276 --> 00:14:05,453
I just can't leave
the thing alone, man.
350
00:14:05,477 --> 00:14:06,788
It just wants to be held.
351
00:14:06,812 --> 00:14:09,024
Anyway, you can imagine how
much a diabetic cat weighs,
352
00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:10,258
you know?
353
00:14:10,282 --> 00:14:12,694
You know, plus I got that
hernia and stuff, you know.
354
00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:14,262
Real sorry about this.
355
00:14:14,286 --> 00:14:15,630
I'll be talking to
you tomorrow maybe.
356
00:14:17,289 --> 00:14:20,035
Does this look like someone
with a diabetic cat?
357
00:14:20,059 --> 00:14:22,470
I think you mean, does it look
like someone with a hernia?
358
00:14:22,494 --> 00:14:25,273
Total lack of
goddamn commitment.
359
00:14:25,297 --> 00:14:27,933
That's why your robots
are gonna replace us.
360
00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:30,111
The robot is here to help.
361
00:14:30,135 --> 00:14:31,847
Like, why can't you
people understand this?
362
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,648
What do you mean "you people"?
363
00:14:33,672 --> 00:14:36,051
You bus-chucked me with
that email you sent.
364
00:14:36,075 --> 00:14:37,686
I never told you to
order that machine.
365
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,487
You approved the
fuckin' payment!
366
00:14:39,511 --> 00:14:40,689
That's your problem, Todd,
367
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,657
you think my job is easy.
368
00:14:42,681 --> 00:14:45,694
It's not all sippin'
coffee and checkin' emails.
369
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:46,828
Todd: Clearly.
370
00:14:46,852 --> 00:14:48,496
I mean, you're not even
trying to hide it anymore.
371
00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:50,155
That's for my keyboards.
372
00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:54,302
Unlike you, I like to
keep my workplace tidy.
373
00:14:54,326 --> 00:14:56,504
And what are these? These
are vitamins, I guess?
374
00:14:56,528 --> 00:14:58,306
Bennett: Yeah,
they are vitamins.
375
00:14:58,330 --> 00:14:59,965
This one's for sleepy time.
376
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,735
This one's for makin' love.
377
00:15:03,769 --> 00:15:05,170
This one
378
00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:07,973
is for when I'm sad.
379
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,720
You need to fuckin' chill, man.
380
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,688
Your brain, your
dick, your eyeballs,
381
00:15:13,712 --> 00:15:15,581
they're all gonna explode.
382
00:15:16,148 --> 00:15:17,726
Ah fuck.
383
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:18,927
A little coke will help.
384
00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:21,096
Why would you think
this is cocaine?
385
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,764
I don't know, white
powder in a little baggie?
386
00:15:22,788 --> 00:15:24,332
It's too early in the
morning for cocaine.
387
00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:25,991
You fuckin' idiot.
388
00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:36,544
Into some, ah, arts
and crafts now are ya?
389
00:15:36,568 --> 00:15:39,748
You know, I finally figured out
what's wrong with you, Toddler.
390
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,383
Todd: What's that?
391
00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:43,442
You don't know if you
want to be like me,
392
00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:46,121
or if you want to be like them.
393
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:48,957
Todd: Fuck you, Bennett.
394
00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:50,125
I'll take the blame
for the robot.
395
00:15:50,149 --> 00:15:51,793
I don't give a shit.
396
00:15:51,817 --> 00:15:53,929
Wrong. You give too many shits.
397
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,730
As long as I'm
here at this desk,
398
00:15:55,754 --> 00:15:58,733
you'll be down there with
the grunts eatin' shit.
399
00:15:58,757 --> 00:16:00,936
Is that right?
400
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:04,773
You know how hard I have to
work to get you to do my job?
401
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,267
Don't you think
you've had enough?
402
00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:12,805
You ain't nothing...
403
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,785
Look at ya, you're
a goddamn mess.
404
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,444
You ain't nothing but a...
405
00:16:22,848 --> 00:16:24,249
Todd: You okay?
406
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,166
Fuck. Come on, get up.
407
00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:32,825
Stop messing around.
408
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,770
Jesus Christ. Bennett? Hello?
409
00:16:35,794 --> 00:16:37,772
What are you doing?
410
00:16:37,796 --> 00:16:39,465
Get up.
411
00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:42,610
Oh shit!
412
00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:43,611
Are you okay?
413
00:16:43,635 --> 00:16:44,813
Bennett, talk to me.
414
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,271
Oh fuck.
415
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,112
Bennett. Bennett.
416
00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:54,847
Fuck!
417
00:16:55,881 --> 00:16:56,826
Come on. Come on.
418
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,317
Where's the fucking phone?
419
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,122
I got a fuckin' emergency!
420
00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:18,013
Surprised it took this long.
421
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,772
That dude had some demons.
422
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,307
Do I need to talk to the cops?
423
00:17:22,941 --> 00:17:24,510
No cops. We don't like cops.
424
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:29,224
Wait, so does this mean
I'm Site Manager now?
425
00:17:29,248 --> 00:17:32,027
Well, you've always been the
"unofficial" Site Manager.
426
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,862
You know, Bennett's
out. You're in.
427
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:34,830
Light the fire in your gut.
428
00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:36,722
Let your balls drop.
429
00:17:37,289 --> 00:17:39,129
Is everyone still pissed
at me about the robot?
430
00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:41,237
Medhi: Probably.
431
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:42,728
Good luck with that.
432
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:49,711
Yeah, if you wanna stay local,
433
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:51,046
you basically have
three choices.
434
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,247
You could do more retail...
435
00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:53,481
Mmm.
436
00:17:53,505 --> 00:17:55,850
The trades or sell your body.
437
00:17:55,874 --> 00:17:57,485
The original trade.
438
00:17:57,509 --> 00:17:58,887
Yeah, it's respectable.
439
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,055
Audrey: Okay, so
what should I be?
440
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,323
Should I be an electrician,
441
00:18:02,347 --> 00:18:03,858
a pipe fitter or a painter?
442
00:18:03,882 --> 00:18:06,694
Well, I'd say lose the tinsel
and try the carpenters.
443
00:18:06,718 --> 00:18:08,554
They're taking in
anyone off the street.
444
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,900
That's what my daddy
did actually. Yeah.
445
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,502
And he always said "stay away
from hammers and heartbreakers,"
446
00:18:14,526 --> 00:18:16,071
so I never thought
I stood a chance.
447
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,339
Yeah, well, your daddy
had a point once,
448
00:18:18,363 --> 00:18:20,933
but the workforce
is 3.9% chicks now.
449
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,736
You wanna push us over four?
450
00:18:25,971 --> 00:18:28,740
I don't know. Can I do safety?
451
00:18:30,809 --> 00:18:33,922
Oh fuck no, no. No. Fuck that.
452
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,723
You don't wanna do my job.
453
00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:37,725
I basically babysit
all the trades
454
00:18:37,749 --> 00:18:39,389
and make sure they
don't kill themselves.
455
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,931
Yeah, but your-your lunch
break was over an hour ago.
456
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,389
Mm-hmm.
457
00:18:45,023 --> 00:18:46,592
And someone will clock me out.
458
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:48,737
Wow.
459
00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:49,738
Steph: Right?
460
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:50,972
You got a sweet gig, Steph.
461
00:18:50,996 --> 00:18:54,943
Yeah, I mean, pay is decent too.
462
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,768
I mean, it ain't
"fuck you" money but
463
00:18:58,036 --> 00:18:59,114
it'll cover the round.
464
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,583
Actually sounds like
a fuckin' good time.
465
00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:03,208
Cheers to that.
466
00:19:06,345 --> 00:19:07,779
Ooh.
467
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:18,333
Today is a good day.
468
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,975
You taking my
Women's Under 30's?
469
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:27,976
Maybe.
470
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,777
Dude, read the bottle.
471
00:19:29,801 --> 00:19:31,637
You might have to
go bra shopping.
472
00:19:33,038 --> 00:19:34,415
Which one screams management?
473
00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:36,475
I dunno, the blue one.
474
00:19:38,877 --> 00:19:41,623
Guy, your life is sweet, okay.
475
00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:43,591
You got your shit together.
476
00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:46,451
You have four
identical blue shirts.
477
00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:49,597
You have two families.
478
00:19:49,621 --> 00:19:51,456
Me and Dad and your guys.
479
00:19:52,424 --> 00:19:55,170
I feel like the more I
try to please everyone,
480
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,828
I end up pleasing no one.
481
00:19:58,063 --> 00:20:00,299
Well, the robot
isn't the problem.
482
00:20:01,066 --> 00:20:03,178
It's the change
that comes with it.
483
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,836
What does Dad always say?
484
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,016
Don't be a pussy?
485
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,817
No, the other one.
486
00:20:09,841 --> 00:20:12,477
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
487
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:16,191
Hey Audrey!
- Fuck.
488
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,026
Auds! Hey, whaddaya say, girly?
489
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,518
A little poke and a smoke?
490
00:20:20,519 --> 00:20:23,231
I have plans. You're not in 'em.
491
00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:24,856
Okay, that's-that's cool.
492
00:20:29,294 --> 00:20:30,963
Thanks.
493
00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:35,476
Todd: When you went down,
494
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,045
I totally froze.
495
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,413
Then I started thinking
about all the times
496
00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:40,081
you fucked with me.
497
00:20:40,105 --> 00:20:42,507
And a part of me wanted
you to kick the bucket.
498
00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:45,711
Tryin' to finish the job?
499
00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:47,879
What are you doing here?
500
00:20:49,147 --> 00:20:50,983
That didn't sound
like much of a denial.
501
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,095
Bennett's still a slimy
piece of filthy shit
502
00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:55,663
but we still got him covered.
503
00:20:55,687 --> 00:20:57,232
Todd: That's what that was.
504
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,900
I saw you all talking
in the yard earlier
505
00:20:58,924 --> 00:20:59,901
and I just, I thought,
506
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:00,902
I don't know.
507
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:02,670
You thought it was about you?
508
00:21:02,694 --> 00:21:04,672
Holy fuck, man.
509
00:21:04,696 --> 00:21:06,331
Oh come on. Pay up.
510
00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:10,902
Cheap!
511
00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:14,048
Still fuckin' cheap!
512
00:21:14,072 --> 00:21:15,741
Todd: Here.
513
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,285
Fuck.
514
00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:21,179
Thing is, there's no next
of kin that we know of.
515
00:21:22,748 --> 00:21:24,058
Could just pocket it all.
516
00:21:24,082 --> 00:21:25,059
Todd: Gimme that.
517
00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:26,952
Fer fuck sakes.
518
00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:28,920
Damn you and your fine morals.
519
00:21:31,323 --> 00:21:32,700
I fucked up, didn't I?
520
00:21:32,724 --> 00:21:34,068
Bringin' in the Metalschlong,
521
00:21:34,092 --> 00:21:36,070
chasing the promotion.
522
00:21:36,094 --> 00:21:40,275
Backwoods: Dude, corporate don't
give a shit about me, you or him.
523
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:43,111
Not understanding that is the
biggest mistake you're making.
524
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,569
That's it.
525
00:21:46,171 --> 00:21:47,282
You're totally fuckin' right.
526
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,316
Thanks, brother.
527
00:21:48,340 --> 00:21:49,484
I love you, brother.
528
00:21:49,508 --> 00:21:50,976
You'll be fine.
529
00:21:52,611 --> 00:21:54,489
You know what? Here's
what you should do.
530
00:21:54,513 --> 00:21:55,556
Put your dick in his hand,
531
00:21:55,580 --> 00:21:56,557
take a picture.
532
00:21:56,581 --> 00:21:59,127
When he wakes up, you
got somethin' on him.
533
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,585
You're welcome.
534
00:22:28,814 --> 00:22:29,758
Huh.
535
00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:32,160
A Metallsicherung 1200.
536
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:33,594
Todd: You got it, Medhi!
537
00:22:33,618 --> 00:22:35,020
Yeah.
538
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:39,600
This machine is not
here to replace us.
539
00:22:39,624 --> 00:22:41,135
This machine is a tool,
540
00:22:41,159 --> 00:22:42,603
no different than
an angle grinder,
541
00:22:42,627 --> 00:22:43,604
a broom.
542
00:22:43,628 --> 00:22:45,340
You're a tool, Stool!
543
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,199
Okay, enough talk.
544
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:55,149
Todd: Oh, this can't be good.
545
00:22:55,173 --> 00:22:57,008
Oh my God! What's goin' on?
546
00:22:57,843 --> 00:22:59,153
That was not supposed to happen!
547
00:23:02,180 --> 00:23:04,015
Homer: Backwoods, you
owe me fifty bucks!
548
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:06,160
Yep. And that, folks,
549
00:23:06,184 --> 00:23:08,196
is what German precision
engineering looks like.
550
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:10,365
Homer: Now let's get a brewsks.
551
00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:13,000
I can't believe I stayed
late for this shit.
552
00:23:13,024 --> 00:23:14,369
I don't know what happened.
553
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,061
So weird.
554
00:23:18,263 --> 00:23:19,174
Well that's that.
555
00:23:19,198 --> 00:23:20,641
You think they bought it?
556
00:23:20,665 --> 00:23:22,234
One hell of an
acting performance.
557
00:23:33,712 --> 00:23:35,080
Yes!
558
00:23:36,448 --> 00:23:38,083
Huh?
559
00:23:41,453 --> 00:23:43,264
Good to have you back, brother.
560
00:23:43,288 --> 00:23:44,890
Happy Friday, my friend!
561
00:23:45,924 --> 00:23:47,492
Let's get drinkin'.
562
00:23:58,303 --> 00:24:01,416
I'm not sure Snax
understands work politics.
563
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:02,850
I don't know, man.
564
00:24:02,874 --> 00:24:04,419
But it's not like
they build shit.
565
00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:06,888
I mean, they move into
attics, under decks.
566
00:24:06,912 --> 00:24:08,256
They're scavengers.
567
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,426
I joined the Carpenters today.
568
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:12,860
Fuck off!
569
00:24:12,884 --> 00:24:15,353
Yep. I'm done resisting.
570
00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:18,466
I'm sick of working
eight hours a day
571
00:24:18,490 --> 00:24:19,867
and earning minimum wage
572
00:24:19,891 --> 00:24:22,303
dealing with other
people's shit.
573
00:24:22,327 --> 00:24:23,438
Literally.
574
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:27,708
This way I can start
paying you some rent.
575
00:24:27,732 --> 00:24:31,102
Hell, maybe I can
even get my own place.
576
00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:37,142
Like what happens if you have
a kid or get a girlfriend?
577
00:24:39,177 --> 00:24:40,721
Why did you say
it in that order?
578
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,149
I'm not gonna be
a burden anymore.
579
00:24:46,718 --> 00:24:48,463
How'd it go with
your robot today?
580
00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:49,497
Oh that. Ha.
581
00:24:49,521 --> 00:24:51,132
What did you do?
582
00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:53,468
Ah, nothin'.
583
00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:55,560
I actually might have
pissed away my future.
584
00:24:58,363 --> 00:24:59,674
Chelsea : I'm
just pulling in now.
585
00:24:59,698 --> 00:25:01,766
I'll contact you
once I know more.
586
00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:16,509
♪ This little bitty town
it ain't nothing new
587
00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:38,036
♪ We all stick around
'cause they all tell us to
588
00:25:40,405 --> 00:25:46,278
♪ Swallow your pride just
to make your family proud
589
00:25:48,413 --> 00:25:54,286
♪ If I didn't think that it
would shut the whole place down
590
00:25:56,421 --> 00:26:02,394
♪ I'd ride my pony right
out of this one horse town
591
00:26:04,429 --> 00:26:06,865
♪ Yeah this one horse town ♪
592
00:26:08,433 --> 00:26:14,205
♪ This little bitty town,
oh yeah it ain't nothing new
593
00:26:16,608 --> 00:26:18,643
{\an8}♪ We all stick around
594
00:26:24,883 --> 00:26:26,351
{\an8}♪ Swallow your pride
595
00:26:28,053 --> 00:26:30,055
{\an8}♪ Just to keep your family proud
596
00:26:32,624 --> 00:26:38,624
{\an8}♪ If I didn't think that it
would shut the whole thing down
597
00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:47,266
{\an8}♪ I'd saddle that one horse and
ride it right out of this town ♪40770
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