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[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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Ah, thank you.
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Well, I sure am looking forward
To tomorrow night.
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Oh, so am I.
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Yeah, why don't you pick
The restaurant this time?
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Oh, no, you pick it.
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You pick it, we'll go
Anywhere you say.
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Oh, anyplace you say
Is fine.
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Well, I hear they have
A lovely new
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Chinese restaurant
In mt. Pilot.
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Dave's hong kong.
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That sounds good.
You want to go there?
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Fine! But --
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Yeah? What?
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Well, just that
It's a lot more fun
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Going to a chinese restaurant
With more than two people.
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That's right, andy, you get
To try a lot more things.
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With three,
You get egg foo yung
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And with four, they add
Sweet and sour shrimp.
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Oh, I know a very nice girl
If we could get her a date.
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Sue ann mcgrath.
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She works over
At the dime store.
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Oh, that sweet
Little girl, yes,
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We had
A nice chat together.
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She sold me
Some moth balls.
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She's only been in town
A few weeks.
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I know she'd just love it
If we could get her a date.
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Well, I'll tell you the truth,
I'm not too crazy
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About fixing people up
With blind dates.
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What about warren?
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You know, I don't think
He's had a date
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Since he's been in town.
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Well, maybe he's shy.
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I'll never forget
My first blind date.
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Orville buck.
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We went ice skating.
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He had the weakest ankles.
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I had to hold him up all night.
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Besides that,
We disliked each other
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Right from the start.
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We fought about everything.
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See? That proves what I say
About blind dates.
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He was killed later,
In an explosion.
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Hmm.
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Listen, andy,
Why don't you just
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Mention it to warren
And see what he says?
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Okay, I'll sound him out.
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Hi, warren.
How you doing, andy?
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What's all this?
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My landlady's
Brother's in town,
And the hotel's full
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So I told him to
Stay at my place.
You know how I am.
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Oh, yeah.
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I thought I'd stay
In the back room
Just for the night.
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Sure. I see
You brought
Entertainment.
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Something to do.
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[ chuckles ]
Yeah.
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[ humming ]
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Hey, warren.
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Yes, andy?
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Uh, how's, uh, how's
Your social life?
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You been, um,
Going out much?
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Well, no,
Not too much.
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Actually,
I've been pretty busy.
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I guess back home
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You went out right
Much, though, huh?
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[ laughs ]
Are you kidding?
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Andy, that was
One of the reasons
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Why I had to leave town.
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Yeah?
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It was too much.
No kidding?
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They were
All over me, andy.
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Really?
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Well, you know
How it is--
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A guy in uniform, you know,
Single, big future
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A little charm,
Savoir faire.
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You know what I mean?
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Huh?
Yeah.
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Yeah.
Huh?
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You said it.
Yeah.
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But you haven't
Found anybody here yet.
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No. Oh, I mean,
They've been giving me
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The big eye, you know?
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I haven't had time.
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You know how that is.
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Yeah.
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Well, that's the reason
I brought it up.
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Helen and I are going
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To a chinese restaurant
Up in mt. Pilot tonight
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And we was wondering if
You'd like to come along.
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Hey, andy,
That's great.
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Chinese restaurant--
I love it.
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I love chinese food.
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Well, good.
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I'll tell helen
You'll come.
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Sure, I'll go.
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Good.
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She's got a little girl
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She can get for you.
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Girl?
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Well, yeah, a girl.
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You mean a date?
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Well, certainly.
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I just remembered
Something, andy.
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What?
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Um, my blue suit,
It's in the cleaners.
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I spilled tapioca on
It, and... Maybe
Some other time.
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Why don't you wear your
Sport coat and slacks?
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That's what I'm
Going to wear.
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Not on a date, andy.
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I just wouldn't feel
Comfortable.
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Oh.
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Believe me,
I'd love to go
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But if I'm
Not dressed properly
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I just couldn't enjoy
The evening.
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That's how I am.
That's the way I am.
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You understand.
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Sure, I understand.
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I'll be out in a minute.
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Warren, we're leaving.
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Yeah. There we are.
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Now, if you
Go anywhere
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Let sarah know
Where you are
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So if anything happens
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She can get in
Touch with you.
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I'll be right here
All night, andy.
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Okay.
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[ phone rings ]
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Hello.
I'll get it.
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Hello.
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Oh, hello,
Sheriff mitchell.
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Really?
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Anybody hurt?
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Oh, that's good.
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Right. Okay. Right.
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What is it, andy?
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A wreck out
On the highway.
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Traffic's all
Snarled up for miles.
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Sheriff mitchell wants
Me to come out there
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And help him
Clear it up.
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Well, andy,
You've got a date.
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I can handle that.
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I better go out there.
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I'll see you.
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Andy, we'd better hurry
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Or we'll lose
Our reservation.
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There's been an accident
On the highway.
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I got to go out
And help clear it up.
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Oh, darn. Well, how
Long will you be?
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A couple hours, I guess.
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Well, look, I'll find
Something else to do
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And meet you back
Here about 10:00?
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Okay. I'll come back
As quick as I can.
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Well, what to do now?
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Warren, are you going to eat?
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No.
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Well, not at all?
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Well, maybe later.
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Well, I guess
I'll go ahead
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And get a bite
To eat then.
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I don't know then
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Whether to come back here
And brush up on my typing
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Or go to a movie or...
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Well, our typewriter's
In pretty bad shape.
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It needs what you
Call an overhaul.
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The "S" keeps sticking.
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Oh.
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I guess I'll go
To a movie then.
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It's a good idea.
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It's a good movie.
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Well, listen, I'll see
You later then, warren.
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Bye-bye.
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Hey, warren.
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Oh, hey, goober.
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Saw your light.
Doin' anything tonight?
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Just gonna sit here
For a while and watch tv.
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Any good programs on?
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Are you kiddin'?
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"International secret agent
F-45," that's all.
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Boy, I've wanted
To see that.
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Yeah, tonight it's called
"Mission: istanbul."
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Istanbul, huh?
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I love shows about istanbul,
Always full of action.
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It's started already.
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See, that's istanbul.
You can tell--
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They have them round
Roofs over there.
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Hey, there he is--
International secret agent f-45.
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That's michael
Glenville.
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He's a great actor;
Even the way he walks.
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Real high-class.
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He's suave.
That's what
He is, suave.
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Here comes a girl.
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Oh, naturally.
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That's another thing
About istanbul--
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90% women
And they're all beautiful.
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The way he smiles at her.
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He's suave.
He's suave.
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Woman:
Hello, brent.
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Brent:
Hello, iliana.
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Don't move.
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Don't move?
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The light shimmering
Through your hair.
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I want to remember
You that way.
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Just stand there
And let me look at you.
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That boy's got it.
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He's got it.
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Darling, you're
Not leaving?
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Orders.
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Where this time?
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Dubrovnik.
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Oh, no.
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C'est la vie,
Mon amour.
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That's french.
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Yeah. That's suave.
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Will you come back?
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Yes.
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When, brent, when?
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Tomorrow, a year
From tomorrow.
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Oh, why must it
Always be this
Way with us?
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I know.
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If ever two
People were meant
For each other.
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He's going to kiss her.
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He's going to make
His play now.
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[ woman moans ]
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[ kissing sounds ]
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She's like putty
In his hands.
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Suavity-- that's
What does it.
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Sheer suavity.
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Well, there he goes.
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He's leaving
For dubrovnik.
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Yeah.
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Hello, sarah?
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Have you heard
Whether that traffic jam
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Out on the highway's
Been cleared up yet?
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No, no. It's not important.
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Thanks, anyway.
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Don't move.
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Oh, hi, warren.
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Don't move.
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Why not?
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The light shimmering
Through your hair.
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Well, what about it?
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Just stand there.
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It's kind of breezy out.
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It might have gotten messy.
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I want to remember
You that way.
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Warren, what is this?
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C'est la vie, mon amour.
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C'est la vie.
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What?
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If ever two people
Were meant
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For each other...
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Oh, warren.
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I'll see you tomorrow.
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Tomorrow... A year
From tomorrow?
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Warren.
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Warren?
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Now...
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Warren...
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Warren!
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Helen:
Andy.
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You're always up to
Something, aren't you?
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Oh, get me out
Of here!
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Oh, okay.
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What are you doing
In there anyway?
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Well, just ask
The monster!
266
00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:30,924
"Ask the monster"?
267
00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:31,925
Warren!
268
00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:33,126
Warren's a monster?
269
00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:35,062
He chased me, andy!
270
00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:36,163
He was chasing me!
271
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,330
He chased you?
272
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:39,332
I said so!
273
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,134
Warren chased you?
274
00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:42,803
Yes, warren chased me.
275
00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:45,773
Your shy little deputy,
Warren chased me!
276
00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:47,908
Oh, come on.
277
00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:50,043
Well, ask him, andy,
Just ask him!
278
00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:51,779
He's right back there!
279
00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:52,846
Go ahead!
280
00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:02,089
Warren, wake up!
281
00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:03,090
Wake up!
282
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:04,324
What is it, andy?!
283
00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:05,325
What is it?!
284
00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:06,760
Oh.
285
00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:10,197
How's everything
Out on the highway, andy?
286
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,765
Never mind
About the highway.
287
00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:13,433
What's this about
You chasing helen?
288
00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:18,271
Me chasing helen?
289
00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:20,440
I don't know
What you're talking about.
290
00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:23,310
I want an explanation
And I want it right now.
291
00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:25,212
I was asleep
Till you woke me up.
292
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,279
He chased me!
293
00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:27,915
You don't think
I locked myself
294
00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,216
In the cell
For my health?
295
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,318
I never chased a woman
In my life. I swear!
296
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:32,953
You did, too!
297
00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:34,454
I'm a gentleman.
298
00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:36,189
I'm from boston.
299
00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:38,225
I'm telling you
He chased me, andy.
300
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,327
He chased me
And he tried to kiss me
301
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:43,096
And if you're not going
To do anything about it
302
00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:44,364
I'm going home!
303
00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:45,899
Wait a minute, helen.
304
00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:47,100
I don't
Understand!
305
00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:49,536
Well, c'est la vie, mon amour.
306
00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:53,073
Wait a minute!
307
00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:57,044
[ mouthing "C'est la vie,
Mon amour" ]
308
00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:01,281
Goober...
309
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:02,883
Goober...
310
00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:05,585
Take a good
Look at me.
311
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,287
What do I look like to you?
312
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,189
I look like
An ordinary guy, right?
313
00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:10,958
Well, uh...
314
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:13,093
The truth
Of the matter is, goober
315
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,062
I'm a sleepwalker.
316
00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:16,363
You're a what?
317
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:18,198
A sleepwalker.
318
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:19,466
A man...
319
00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:21,134
Who walks in his sleep.
320
00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:23,236
[ whistles ]
321
00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:25,305
Yeah, yeah.
322
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:27,174
That's not all.
323
00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:28,508
There's more.
324
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:31,144
I might as well tell
You the rest of it.
325
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:34,982
Last night I
Chased helen crump
326
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,316
All around
The courthouse,
327
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:37,951
All around it.
328
00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:40,153
She finally had to lock
Herself in the cell.
329
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:43,356
You chased helen...
330
00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:44,491
That's right.
331
00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:45,525
In your sleep.
332
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:46,526
In my sleep.
333
00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:49,162
You do this
A lot, warren?
334
00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:50,964
Well, it's
Happened before.
335
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:53,433
It usually
Takes something
To trigger it.
336
00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:54,902
Like last night.
337
00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:57,537
Andy asked me out for
A date and I said no.
338
00:13:57,570 --> 00:14:00,440
I don't know. I just
Get nervous with girls.
339
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:01,841
I don't know.
340
00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:06,914
I do, too--
Especially the pretty ones.
341
00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:08,181
Well...
342
00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:11,018
I see something like
Secret agent f-45
343
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:12,986
And... Suddenly I'm him.
344
00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:15,989
Seems there ought to be
Something you can do about it.
345
00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:17,925
Oh, yeah, sure. Sure there is.
346
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:20,293
I can stay awake all night
Like I did last night
347
00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:21,561
And worry.
348
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,030
I haven't shut my eyes
349
00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:24,965
Since andy came in
And woke me up.
350
00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:26,166
Warren...
351
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,268
If I was you,
I'd tell andy about this.
352
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,170
Now, andy's
A understanding feller.
353
00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:33,473
I can't do that, goober.
354
00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:35,175
Don't you see that...
355
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:38,178
Well, do you think andy
Wants a deputy, a man with trust
356
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,047
That... That walks in his sleep?
357
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,481
Uh-uh. No, no.
358
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,016
No, I'm just going to wait
359
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:44,952
And hope the whole thing
Blows over.
360
00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:50,457
What are you doing, warren?
361
00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:53,326
Trying to stay awake
So it can't happen again.
362
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,463
Helen, there's no point,
No point in the world
363
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,698
In our fighting
About this thing.
364
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,200
I promise you
365
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,402
I'm going to find warren
And one way or another
366
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:04,337
I'm going to straighten
This thing out.
367
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:07,407
Okay?
368
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,042
Okay.
369
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,343
[ sighs ]
370
00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:16,049
How long you think
You'll be here this afternoon?
371
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,018
Well, I have a p.T.A.
Meeting at 4:00.
372
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,653
You want to stop
By the office on
Your way home?
373
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:22,689
Maybe I'll have
Something to report.
374
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:24,424
Oh, all right.
375
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:27,160
Friends?
376
00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:28,428
Friends.
377
00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:29,729
Okay.
378
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:33,700
[ loud music playing ]
379
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,969
[ phone ringing ]
380
00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:45,378
Hello. Hello!
381
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:49,382
Oh, andy. Well, I've been out.
382
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:51,651
Out!
383
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,386
Right now?
384
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:56,356
Okay. I'll be right over.
385
00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:06,366
Andy:
Warren!
386
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:13,606
You wanted to
See me, andy?
387
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,375
Yes, I do. Sit down.
388
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:22,749
Now, I want the truth
About what happened last night.
389
00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:24,117
I don't blame you.
390
00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:26,553
I know you and helen
Must be bothered.
391
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:29,022
You better know
Helen and I are bothered.
392
00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:33,760
Now, I want the plain,
Unvarnished truth.
393
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,562
I wish I could help you.
394
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:38,731
Now, look, warren!
395
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:41,301
I know helen doesn't lie.
396
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,570
No, she's a wonderful person.
397
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:49,109
Do you have
To keep yawning like that?
398
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,510
Sorry.
399
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:53,213
Now, I want to tell you
Something, warren.
400
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:54,614
One way or another
401
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:57,317
I'm going to find out
What happened last night.
402
00:16:57,350 --> 00:17:00,253
Oh, andy, I'm with you
A hundred percent.
403
00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:01,588
I want you to tell me
404
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:04,157
Every move you made
From the time I left here.
405
00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:07,327
Well...
406
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,129
I went in the back room...
407
00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:11,598
All right.
408
00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:12,799
Let's go.
409
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,337
You were
In the back room...
410
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,471
Yeah.
411
00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:20,140
Well?
412
00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:22,475
Well, uh, me and
Goober, we watched
Tv for a while.
413
00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:23,676
You watched tv.
414
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,478
Then I got tired;
Decided to turn in.
415
00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:26,646
Yeah.
416
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:28,181
And I took
Off my shoes...
417
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:29,349
Took off your shoes.
418
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,284
And, uh... Lay
Down on the couch.
419
00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:33,353
All right. You laid
Down on the couch.
420
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,621
Now...
421
00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:35,788
[ telephone ringing ]
422
00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:37,124
You stay right there.
423
00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:43,630
Hello?
424
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:47,167
Oh, yes, miss purvis.
425
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,202
Up in the tree again, is he?
426
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:51,304
Well, did you try poking him?
427
00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:52,839
You did.
428
00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:55,575
Well, look, miz purvis,
I can't come over there
429
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:57,844
Every time
You and mr. Purvis have a fight
430
00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,812
And get him down
Out of the tree.
431
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,483
All right. I'll come over.
432
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:04,551
All right.
433
00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:09,456
[ snoring ]
434
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:10,590
All right, warren.
435
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:13,493
Warren!
436
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:15,662
For pete's sake.
437
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:21,268
Andy?
438
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:23,270
Andy!
439
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:38,218
Warren:
Don't move.
440
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:39,252
Don't move.
441
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:40,353
Warren.
442
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:44,324
C'est la vie,
Mon amour.
443
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:46,293
Warren, now--
Now, warren.
444
00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:48,595
The light shimmering
Through your hair...
445
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:49,829
Warren, I'm
Warning you.
446
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:56,569
[ warren snoring ]
447
00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:00,907
All right, warren,
Wake up. Wake up.
448
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:01,908
Let's go. Let's go.
449
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:03,210
Okay.
450
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:04,544
I got some
More questions
451
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:05,678
I want to ask you.
452
00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:07,414
Okay. Now
Sit down.
453
00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:10,350
Now, you say
You did not
See helen
454
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:12,285
From the
Time she left
455
00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:14,654
Until the time
I woke you up.
456
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:16,923
That's correct.
Yeah.
457
00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:19,492
I don't
Understand it.
458
00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:21,828
You sound like
You're telling
The truth.
459
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,396
Oh, yeah?
460
00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:24,564
Helen!
461
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:26,399
Andy, you get me
Out of here.
462
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:27,500
Warren!
463
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:28,835
Believe me,
This is as much
464
00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:30,670
A mystery to me
As it is to you.
465
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:33,206
If you'd done something
In the first place
466
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,508
This never would've
Happened. Goodbye!
467
00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:42,949
Well, warren,
I guess that about wraps it up.
468
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:46,253
I know helen isn't jumping
In that cell all the time
469
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:48,421
Because she wants
To be near my work.
470
00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:49,789
I'm sorry, warren.
471
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:50,823
You're fired.
472
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:03,636
You ought not to
Leave town, warren.
473
00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:05,905
No other choice.
474
00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:07,840
That's...
The reason I called you.
475
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:10,677
There are a few things
I won't be taking with me.
476
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,912
I thought maybe
You'd like to have them.
477
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,981
Well, yeah. I guess so.
478
00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:17,250
An orange juice squeezer.
479
00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:18,785
Hey, that's beautiful.
480
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,387
You like to read?
481
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:22,021
I don't mind.
482
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,657
It's called the moon men
Invade venus on giant bats.
483
00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:25,925
Science fiction.
484
00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:27,527
Oh.
485
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,297
How about a brick?
486
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:31,664
Just one?
487
00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:34,401
Uh-huh.
488
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:35,735
Okay.
489
00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:41,308
My television set, I...
490
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:42,942
Well, I can't
Give that away
491
00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:45,378
But would you
Be interested
In buying it?
492
00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:48,381
Over at the courthouse
It didn't get too
Good a reception.
493
00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:49,649
That was location.
494
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:50,750
Works fine here.
495
00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:51,951
Look. I'll show you.
496
00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:53,886
See. It comes
Right in there.
497
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,822
[ swing music playing ]
498
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:58,691
Boy, that fred astaire
Sure can dance, can't he?
499
00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:00,993
Can't he? He's one
Of my favorite actors.
500
00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:02,895
I never miss
A fred astaire movie.
501
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:06,433
Um... What do
You say, 50 bucks?
502
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:09,702
Warren, I still
Think you're doing
The wrong thing
503
00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:12,705
By not telling
Andy about this.
504
00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:14,541
It wouldn't make
Any difference.
505
00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:15,975
I'd still be fired, goober.
506
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:17,477
Well, you can't help it
507
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:18,945
'cause you're
A sleepwalker.
508
00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:20,447
Andy'll
Understand that.
509
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:21,714
Well...
510
00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:24,384
And you're
Fired anyway.
511
00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:27,420
Yeah. You got a point.
512
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,722
I wouldn't have anything
To lose, would I?
513
00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:30,923
Not a thing.
514
00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:36,929
I'm going to make
A clean breast of
This whole thing.
515
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:38,631
This may
Shock you, but...
516
00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:40,667
Nothing's going to
Shock me, warren.
517
00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:41,901
Just tell me
The truth.
518
00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:43,002
Excuse me.
519
00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:44,471
No, please don't go.
520
00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:46,339
You might as well
Hear this, too.
521
00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:47,740
[ knocking ]
522
00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:49,676
There's helen.
I told her to come over.
523
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:52,845
Hi.
524
00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:54,714
Oh, hello, andy...
And goodbye.
525
00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:56,816
You could have told
Me he'd be here.
526
00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:58,451
I knew you
Wouldn't come over.
527
00:21:58,485 --> 00:22:00,687
I will not stay in
The same room with him.
528
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,789
He says he's going
To tell us the truth.
529
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:04,457
Let him tell
You the truth.
530
00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:06,593
Come on, come on.
531
00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:08,695
Sit down.
532
00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:16,569
I won't stay in the
Same room with him.
533
00:22:16,603 --> 00:22:18,471
He came here
Of his own free will.
534
00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:19,772
Oh, well, how noble.
535
00:22:19,806 --> 00:22:21,741
You want to get
The chip off your shoulder?
536
00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:23,376
I don't have a chip.
537
00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:25,845
If it's all right
With you, I'd like
To go home!
538
00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:27,380
Wait a minute.
539
00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:28,948
I see no reason
To stay here
540
00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:31,017
While you entertain
That wolf out there.
541
00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:33,019
The least we can do
Is listen to him.
542
00:22:33,052 --> 00:22:35,655
That's all we've
Been doing is
Listening to him.
543
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:38,124
Seems to me that
If a man is going
With a woman
544
00:22:38,157 --> 00:22:40,627
And another man
Makes advances
To that woman
545
00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:43,563
The man involved--
Man "A"-- the man
She's going out with
546
00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:44,797
Would take
Some action.
547
00:22:44,831 --> 00:22:46,866
I took some action.
I fired him.
548
00:22:46,899 --> 00:22:49,001
Now, even a criminal
Gets a trial.
549
00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:51,137
I know he did it.
I know he did it!
550
00:22:51,170 --> 00:22:54,641
But I also know something
Very strange is going on.
551
00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:56,709
I'd like to know
Why he did it
552
00:22:56,743 --> 00:23:00,980
Because basically,
Warren is a very shy person.
553
00:23:01,013 --> 00:23:02,615
[ swing music playing ]
554
00:23:02,649 --> 00:23:05,618
Aunt bee:
Andy! Andy!
555
00:23:24,971 --> 00:23:27,006
Thanks for bringin'
Me home, andy.
556
00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:28,074
That's okay.
You all right now?
557
00:23:28,107 --> 00:23:29,442
Oh, sure. Fine.
558
00:23:29,476 --> 00:23:31,010
You know, if you'd
Told us about it
559
00:23:31,043 --> 00:23:33,012
Right at the beginning, warren,
We'd have understood.
560
00:23:33,045 --> 00:23:35,515
Well, helen, bein'
A sleepwalker, it isn't exactly
561
00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:37,717
The type of thing you go around
Boasting about.
562
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,886
But, you know, I got a feelin'
It may never happen again.
563
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:42,054
I mean, these things, well,
Once they're out,
564
00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:43,723
That's it,
Thing of the past.
565
00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:44,957
I suppose.
566
00:23:44,991 --> 00:23:47,460
You better get
Some sleep.
567
00:23:47,494 --> 00:23:48,895
Guess I'd better.
568
00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:49,962
Good night, warren.
569
00:23:49,996 --> 00:23:51,197
Good night, helen.
570
00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:52,599
Andy: I'll see you
In the morning.
571
00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:53,633
Thanks again, andy.
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