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[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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Hey, listen to this.
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"Regular $6.50 value.
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"Special price
Till the end of the month,
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$1.95."
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Say! That's a buy!
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What is it, goober?
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It's an imitation
Alligator wallet.
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Alligator?
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You hear that, andy?
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Yeah.
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"With a secret compartment
For your large bills...
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And your choice
Of three initials."
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$1.95?
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Ooh.
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That's value,
All right.
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You now, we all ought to take
Advantage of that.
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You gonna get one, andy?
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I don't think so.
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Me neither.
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I don't guess
I'll get one either.
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Uncle floyd, goober, andy --
Big news. Big news.
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Yup, could be
The biggest thing
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That ever happened
To mayberry.
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Well, what is it?
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I'll tell you this much --
It is big.
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What is it?
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Long-distance call
From raleigh.
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Now, hold on
To your chairs, everybody.
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The governor has accepted
Our invitation
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To take part in the
Founder's day celebration.
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You're kidding.
The governor?
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Coming to mayberry?
In person.
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And not only is the governor
Himself coming,
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But they're sending down
Their mobile museum
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To display in the ceremonies.
How about that?
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Their mobile museum!?
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What is that?
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Well...
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It's a museum
In a trailer, goober.
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I saw it once
Up in raleigh.
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It's got
All kinds of historical things
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That date back to the founding
Of this country.
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No fooling.
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Yeah, they have
Old coins,
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Paintings, swords worn
By famous generals, jewelry...
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They even have a lavaliere
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That was actually worn
By martha washington.
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Martha washington's lavaliere!
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Right here in mayberry.
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Andy, this is big.
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We ought to have
A big celebration
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With the governor coming
And all that, right, andy?
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Goober's right.
Maybe a parade
And decorations.
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We'll decorate
The whole town.
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Maybe we can reactivate
The mayberry marching band.
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Well...Are those
Four fellows still in town?
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As far as I know.
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Now, wait. If we're
Going to do this,
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We ought to do it right.
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Let's have a meeting
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Of the mayberry founder's day
Committee this afternoon
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And make some plans.
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That's the ticket,
Andy, organization.
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Come on, warren.
Yeah.
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Andy, just a minute.
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Fellas...Fellas,
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I've got an idea for a slogan
For this whole thing.
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This is just
Top of head.
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Let's see what
You think.
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"Mayberry founder's day...
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May mayberry never founder."
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Well, it...
Was just a thought.
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Now, we want
To make this
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A real bang-up
Celebration, right?
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Yeah. Right.
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That means we all
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Have to put our shoulders
To the wheel.
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I think I have the
Luncheon reception
Pretty well-planned.
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I thought,
For the first course...
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I-I know
It's ambitious,
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But I think the governor
Will be impressed.
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Andy:
What?
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Shrimp cocktails.
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Oh!Oh!
Oh!Oh!
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Oh, that's
Excellent.
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Wait. I can't be
Absolutely certain.
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I have to
See whether
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I can round up
Any cocktail forks.
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Did you say 25
For luncheon?
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About 25.
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I thought
For the main course,
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We would have
Chicken a la king.
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We girls could prepare
It at home
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And bring it over
To the city hall
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In our big roasting pans.
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Yeah, that ought
To work. That'll work.
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And, for dessert,
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I thought we'd have
Lady fingers and coffee.
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Oh, that all sounds
Perfect to me.
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That's excellent.
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Now, now,
Wait a minute.
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About the parade --
That's you, isn't it, frank?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Have you got
Any ideas on that?
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Sure, I got
All my notes.
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Here's the way
I've got it planned.
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We meet the governor's car
At the edge of town
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And form a line there.
Good.
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We'll start the procession
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With the band. Check, john?
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Check.
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That'll be followed
By the squad car with andy.
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By the way,
Have you decided
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Who is going to do
The official greeting?
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Well, with the mayor
On vacation in hawaii,
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I thought
We'd get harry bosworth.
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The head of the department
Of water and power
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Ain't like the mayor.
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It was the best I could do.
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Harry makes
A nice appearance.
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Yeah, and he's
A good talker.
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Okay.
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Then, after the squad car
Comes the governor's car.
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Then I want an open convertible
With the top down.
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Uh...Who's in charge
Of transportation?
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I am.
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Think you can
Take care of that?
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I can borrow
Earlie gilley's.
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Yeah, earlie
Will loan you his.
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What's it for, frank?
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Well, I wanted
Something different,
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And I got to thinking
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That the most important thing
We grow around here is potatoes.
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That's right.
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It would be kind of nice
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To have our potato queen
In the parade.
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Who is the queen this year?
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Old man dobbins' daughter.
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Oh, that's right,
It I her turn.
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So I thought we'd have
A nice crown of potatoes
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And have her riding in an open
Convertible in a bathing suit.
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In a bathing suit?!
On main street?
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It'll be okay.
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Oh, yeah,
It'll be all right.
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And then
Bringing up the rear,
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I'm trying to get sam epley
On his motorcycle.
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Oh!Oh!
Oh!Oh!
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That will make
A fine parade.
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You've got it very
Well-organized, frank.
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Thank you, thank you.
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Now, wait. Now, wait.
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Floyd, you're in charge
Of the decorations --
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Buttons and everything.
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Right, andy.
I'll have this town
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A whole mass
Of red, white, and blue.
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How does that
Strike everybody?
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Oh, that's good.
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Andy?
Yes.
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Where you going to put
The speaker stand?
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I'm glad you asked that.
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Oh, that's okay.
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I thought we would put
The speaker stand
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Right between
The courthouse
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And the barber
Shop. Okay?
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And then I thought
We'd put the museum
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By the town square, near
Where we keep the cannon.
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Make a nice setting
For it.
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Andy? As head of
Transportation,
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Will I be in charge
Of the mobile museum?
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We'll get to that.
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Now, john,
The marching band --
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What shape is it in?
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Well, to be truthful, andy,
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We haven't done enough
Rehearsing to keep real sharp,
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But I'll get together
With the boys.
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I wish you would.
Remember last labor day.
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I remember.
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Now,
The mobile museum --
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I checked on it,
And it's going to have
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A lot of jewels
And valuable things in it.
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They're going to bring it in
The day before founder's day
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And leave it here
Through the celebration.
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Oh, that should be
Very interesting.
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Yes, and we
Are required
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To keep a constant
Guard on that.
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Now, warren --
Yes, andy.
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That'll be your job.
Can you handle that?
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Put your mind at ease.
The marines have landed.
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[ all laughing ]
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Goober, you can
Relieve warren
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Every couple of hours.
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Sure, andy.
Do I get a uniform, too?
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You'll be working unofficially.
You won't need it.
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I didn't ask you.
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I think we might
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Dig up a uniform for you,
Goober.
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Well, that about
Takes care of everything.
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We don't have much time,
So let's get to work.
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Boy, everything really does
Look nice, doesn't it?
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It sure does.
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Just as nice as can be.
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Now, right there is where
We'll put the mobile museum.
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That's a good idea, andy.
Yeah.
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Hey, andy.
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Hmm?
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I'll bet this old baby
Saw some action, huh?
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Oh, I wouldn't
Be surprised.
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Andy, I just
Had an idea.
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Yeah?
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Don't say no before
You hear me out.
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Extend me
That courtesy.
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This founder's day celebration
With the governor coming --
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It's the most important day
You've had in mayberry in years.
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Am I right?
Yeah.
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Huh?
Yeah, I expect.
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A fitting occasion
To fire the cannon.
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Fire the cannon?
Can't you see it?
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With the parade, the band,
The speeches,
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And miss potato queen
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And then to climax it all --
Boom! We fire the cannon.
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No, warren.
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This old cannon
Probably hasn't been fired
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In over a hundred years.
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You're taking
A negative attitude.
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I made a study of ballistics
At the sheriff's academy.
No. No.
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You know, andy,
You have a tendency
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To be very stubborn
At times.
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That's right, so you
Might as well forget about
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Firing the cannon, because we
Ain't going to fire the cannon.
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Andy, I was just going over
The route of the parade.
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The route of
The parade?
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It's just going to
Be three blocks.
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Andy, andy --
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The mobile museum
Just rolled in.
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It stopped
At the filling station
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A few minutes ago.
I told the man where to park.
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Good. Warren, you and goober
Better get over there.
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We got to keep
A constant guard on that.
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Right, andy.
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Come on, goober.
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Well, warren,
I don't have my uniform on yet.
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Oh, goober.
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Hi.
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I'm the...
Sheriff's deputy.
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And I'm goober.
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You're the fellow
I'm supposed to give the key to.
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That's right.
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Oh, here are
My authorization papers.
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They're in order.
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I'll be back about 5:00 tomorrow
To pick it up.
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Sure. Fine.
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See you.
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Boy, I bet they got
Some great stuff in there.
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Goober, let's remember
What we're here for, huh?
256
00:09:26,634 --> 00:09:28,035
Who's going to take
The first shift?
257
00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,804
I will, but you'd better
Come back in about an hour.
258
00:09:30,838 --> 00:09:33,173
I'll probably be ready
For a coffee break then.
259
00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:34,808
All right,
Warren, a hour.
260
00:09:34,842 --> 00:09:36,777
I'm going to go
Put on my uniform.
261
00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,710
Warren, you're supposed
To be guarding the museum.
262
00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:12,145
Goober, there's something
Stuck down there.
263
00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:14,347
What if there is?
You left your post.
264
00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:16,349
I can see the trailer
From here.
265
00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:18,051
See if you can make out
What that is.
266
00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:19,286
Come on.
267
00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:34,902
Uh...I'm sorry.
268
00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:37,905
The museum won't
Officially open till tomorrow.
269
00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:39,206
Oh, I'm sorry, sheriff.
270
00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:41,441
We didn't know.
We just got into town.
271
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,911
Well, come back tomorrow
And you can go right through it.
272
00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:45,746
Thank you, we will.
Come, dear.
273
00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:47,781
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
274
00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:56,389
Warren,
It's pitch black.
275
00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:58,191
Don't you see
Anything down there?
276
00:10:58,225 --> 00:10:59,760
No, I can't
See a thing.
277
00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:01,762
Which one of you
Is supposed to be on duty?
278
00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:03,864
Warren is. I just
Come over to relieve him.
279
00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,265
Andy,
I'm just ten feet away.
280
00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:06,734
And I discovered something.
281
00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:08,301
There's something stuck
Down there.
282
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,070
Now, if we can find out
What it is...
283
00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:11,338
I want you to quit fooling
With this old cannon
284
00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:13,240
Before you blow
Something up.
285
00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:16,409
Don't you see? If we can find
What's down there and clear it,
286
00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:18,445
There's a darn good chance
I can get this baby to fire.
287
00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:20,247
What a tribute that would be
To the governor.
288
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,015
One of your
Unforgettable moments.
289
00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:24,284
Warren, I told you once
And I'm telling you again --
290
00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:26,319
You're not going
To fire this cannon.
291
00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:32,726
They remind me
Of the keystone kops.
292
00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,995
If that's
The mayberry police force,
293
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,997
This ought to be
A pushover.
294
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:45,505
Citizens of mayberry,
295
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:48,742
It gives me great pleasure
296
00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:53,847
To welcome you
On this memorable occasion.
297
00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:57,851
Am I giving it enough volume,
Andy?
298
00:11:57,885 --> 00:12:00,087
Oh, it sounds fine to me,
Harry.
299
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,321
Sounds good to me.
300
00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:02,956
Yeah.
301
00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:04,825
We certainly appreciate
You doing this for us, harry.
302
00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:08,361
Sheriff, we in the department
Of water and power
303
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:11,398
Look upon ourselves
As public servants,
304
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:14,134
And so,
Whenever we can serve...
305
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,903
Well,
We certainly appreciate it.
306
00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:18,005
Thank you, andy.
307
00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,206
How's the band, john?
308
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,241
Well,
Still a lot of rough spots.
309
00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:22,843
Oh.
310
00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,144
That's when they're playing
Standing still.
311
00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:26,079
Marching ain't gonna help
None.
312
00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:28,348
Well, I know they'll do
The best they can.
313
00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:30,017
Yeah.
314
00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,318
Jesse earle hagen
Is coming over from mt. Pilot
315
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:32,519
To play bass.
316
00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:34,121
Oh, good.
317
00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:36,256
Andy, I think we ought to get
The parade organized.
318
00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:38,859
By the time we get set
And lined up,
319
00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:40,393
The governor
Ought to be here.
320
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:41,895
Okay. Okay.
321
00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:44,131
Uh, listen, I'm gonna go get
The squad car.
322
00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:46,266
You get the boys
And line them up, okay?
323
00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:49,136
Uh...Hey, harry!
324
00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:51,038
Huh? What?
Hey, harry, listen.
325
00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:52,873
We're gonna start
Lining up now.
326
00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:54,307
Would you mind
Staying here
327
00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:56,476
And getting the folks
Up on the stand
328
00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:58,411
That's supposed to be
Up there?
329
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,347
Oh, sure, sure.
Thanks, harry.
330
00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:06,519
[ car horn honks ]
331
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,391
Hiya, andy.
Everything okay?
332
00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:12,993
Oh, sure, sure, yeah.
333
00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:15,095
Oh, andy, I found out
What was stuck in the cannon.
334
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,329
A cannon ball.
335
00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:18,031
Sort of sets
Your mind to work, doesn't it?
336
00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:19,232
No, it doesn't, warren.
337
00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:20,901
We're going to start
To form.
338
00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,836
I want you to keep
The museum locked
339
00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:24,437
Till after
The speeches are made.
340
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,940
That's when everybody's
Gonna want to go through.
341
00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:28,541
Sure, yeah.
I was in there before.
342
00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:30,210
They got some
Wonderful things.
343
00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:31,411
As a matter of fact,
344
00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:33,113
I prepared a few remarks
To make --
345
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,314
For when people
Are filing through.
346
00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:35,515
That's fine.
347
00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,550
Folks, as you enter
This museum,
348
00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:39,452
You will notice
The sacred mementos
349
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:40,854
From our glorious past...
350
00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,222
That's fine.
351
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:43,490
...Mementos which will
Enable you to relive
352
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,325
The founding
Of this great nation.
353
00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:46,526
Excellent, warren.
354
00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,228
I thought it'd
Appeal to you, andy.
355
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:49,897
[ clears throat ]
356
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:52,532
Notice as you enter on your
Right, a priceless lavaliere
357
00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:55,602
First worn by the first lady
Of the first president.
358
00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:57,337
That's not too bad.
359
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:05,145
That clown shouldn't
Give us any trouble.
360
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,514
And the sheriff's
Out of the way.
361
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,182
Well, I'm going
Over there now.
362
00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:10,383
We won't make our move
363
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:11,618
Till everybody's
Around the stand
364
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:13,053
Listening to speeches.
365
00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:16,356
Okay,
I'll wait right here.
366
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,102
Oh, hi.
Howdy.
367
00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:30,971
George archer,
State police.
368
00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:32,405
Oh, glad to know you.
369
00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:35,642
Uh, warren ferguson,
Mayberry sheriff's office.
370
00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:37,077
Well,
Have you got the keys?
371
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,280
Keys?
Yeah, to the museum here.
372
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,517
Don't tell me they forgot
To send an order again.
373
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,989
I swear, I don't know
What they're doing in raleigh.
374
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:50,557
This is the third time
They've done this.
375
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,625
Oh?
They're supposed
To send an order
376
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,928
To the local office
That we're gonna take over.
377
00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:56,529
Now, wouldn't that
Get your goat?
378
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,065
Uh, it sure would.
379
00:14:58,098 --> 00:15:00,433
You'd think the least
They could do is tell us.
380
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:02,569
Well, what do we do now?
381
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:04,671
I'm supposed
To be responsible
382
00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:07,674
For the contents of the museum
When it's open,
383
00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:11,211
But you're not authorized
To turn the keys over to me.
384
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,413
Frankly, I wouldn't
Blame you if you didn't.
385
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:16,149
Gosh darn it.
386
00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:18,018
Uh, wait a minute, now.
387
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,253
George, is it?
Yeah.
388
00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:21,721
George, uh, warren.
389
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,191
Look, just because
They're twiddling their thumbs
390
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:26,259
Up in raleigh,
That's not your fault.
391
00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:28,028
No, but...
Not your fault at all.
392
00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:29,629
You're here.
You're doing your duty.
393
00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,031
You're clean.
394
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:32,299
As I see it,
This is no time
395
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,134
For, uh, formalities,
Right, george?
396
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,402
Right, right.
397
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,404
So, here you are.
Here are the keys.
398
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:38,605
Thanks, warren.
399
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:40,240
Oh, that's okay,
George.
400
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,509
Say, they don't give
You state boys
401
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:45,078
Much in the way
Of insignias, do they?
402
00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:47,114
I mean, not even a badge.
403
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:49,682
Well, uh...Confidentially,
They don't want this to look
404
00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:51,551
Too much like
A policed operation.
405
00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:53,453
You know,
It makes people uneasy.
406
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,155
Sure, sure.
407
00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:56,623
Well, at least that shows
The brass up in raleigh
408
00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:58,025
Are using their head
409
00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,759
For something
Besides a hat rack, huh?
410
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,129
[ chuckles ]
411
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:04,064
[ laughs ]
412
00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:06,333
Oh, hat rack!
413
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:10,637
Well, we'll see you,
George.
414
00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:22,482
We'll just push this
Over in the corner
415
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:24,084
So you can
Get up the stairs.
416
00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:25,585
Uh-huh.
417
00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:27,654
Thank you.
418
00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:29,422
You're welcome.
419
00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:32,325
I imagine we'll be able
To hear the band
420
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:33,660
When it starts playing.
421
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,095
Oh, yes!
422
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:37,064
The parade will
Probably take,
423
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:38,365
Uh, three minutes.
424
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,600
You figure they'll do
A block a minute, huh?
425
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:42,335
About.
426
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,137
I hope the governor
Arrives on time.
427
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:46,373
Well, I'm sure
He's going to try,
428
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:49,242
But you know state business
And everything.
429
00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:51,344
But I told the girls
To take the shrimp
430
00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:53,446
Out of the refrigerator
At 1:00 sharp.
431
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,817
Warren, who's that
Fella by the museum?
432
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,487
Oh, he's all right.
He's state police.
433
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,555
They take over
When the museum opens.
434
00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:04,557
Andy didn't say
Nothing about that.
435
00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:06,126
I know.
Raleigh goofed.
436
00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:07,727
You know what
I found in here?
437
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,129
No.
Huh?
438
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:11,564
No, warren!
A cannon ball.
439
00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:13,733
A cannon ball?
Stuck right in there.
440
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:15,768
I bet that's been in there
A long time.
441
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:18,171
Maybe even a whole century.
Could be.
442
00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:20,773
I wouldn't be surprised
If this could still fire.
443
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:23,343
You're not doing that
After what andy said?
444
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,577
Oh, no, no.
445
00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:26,446
No, it's just
I'm interested in old guns.
446
00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:27,747
Sort of a hobby with me.
447
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,482
Boy, I wish I could
Get a better look
448
00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:31,151
At that firing
Mechanism, though.
449
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:36,356
[ crowd cheering,
Marching band plays ]
450
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,657
There they are!
451
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:39,626
There they are!
Oh!
452
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:42,095
[ cheering ]
453
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:53,240
Oh!
454
00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:55,242
Isn't that
Impressive?
455
00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:56,809
Beautiful sight.
456
00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:02,749
Band sounds good.
457
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:12,492
Oh!
458
00:18:56,903 --> 00:19:00,607
Uh, governor, I'd like you
To meet harry bosworth
459
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:04,177
The head of our department
Of water and power.
460
00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:05,612
It's an honor, sir.
461
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,214
And mr. Frank chase,
462
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:10,383
And this is my aunt,
Miss beatrice taylor.
463
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,519
Very pleased
To meet you.
464
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:13,820
And floyd lawson.
465
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,523
It's a pleasure,
Your honorable,
466
00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:18,225
His excellency,
The judge...
467
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:19,459
Uh, and, uh,
468
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,328
Of course you've
Met sharon dobbins.
469
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,695
Yes, I've had
The pleasure.
470
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,564
Oh, well, thank you.
471
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:27,667
[ cheering ]
472
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:31,371
Well, uh, won't you
All then sit down?
473
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:33,306
Andy,
Would you...?
474
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:34,541
Oh, yes.
475
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,310
[ clears throat ]
476
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,279
Uh, ladies and gentlemen,
477
00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:43,716
It is a great privilege
And a profound honor
478
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:46,519
To introduce this great man
479
00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:51,224
Who has taken time out
From his busy schedule
480
00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:53,393
As the governor of our state
481
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,995
To come down here
And help us...
482
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,664
[ crowd cheering ]
483
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,913
...And so, ladies and gentlemen,
484
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:16,716
It gives me great pleasure
485
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:19,018
To welcome the governor
Of our glorious state,
486
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:22,855
The honorable
George c. Handley.
487
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:26,826
[ cheering ]
488
00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:41,574
Good people of mayberry,
489
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:46,279
I am deeply honored
To have been invited by you
490
00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:50,983
To take part in mayberry's
Founder's day ceremony.
491
00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:52,585
You see anything yet?
492
00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:55,455
No. It's like the black hole
Of calcutta down there.
493
00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:58,257
You don't have
A match, do you?
Somewhere.
494
00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:21,648
At least I'll be able
To see what's in there now.
495
00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:44,904
I have always felt
496
00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:49,542
That mayberry was one
Of the few towns left in america
497
00:21:49,576 --> 00:21:53,713
Where one could enjoy
True peace and tranquillity.
498
00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:55,348
[ explosion ]
499
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,352
What was that?
Uh, I don't know.
500
00:21:59,386 --> 00:22:01,688
You go right on with
Your speech, governor,
501
00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:03,022
And I'll go find out.
502
00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:09,028
All right,
Is anybody hurt in there?
503
00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:10,497
Oh, no.
504
00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:13,700
He shot a station wagon.
505
00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:15,134
I'm sorry.
I didn't know...
506
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,570
All right, warren,
You wouldn't listen, huh?
507
00:22:17,604 --> 00:22:19,038
Andy...
You folks all right?
508
00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:20,873
Look!
Stay out of it,
Goober!
509
00:22:20,907 --> 00:22:23,510
It looks like the stuff
From the museum.
What?
510
00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:24,777
[ cheering ]
511
00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:28,047
Oh, yeah --
The two tourists from yesterday.
512
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,718
I captured
A couple of crooks.
513
00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:34,153
Goober, andy,
I captured a couple of crooks!
514
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,055
Be quiet! Be quiet!
515
00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:37,524
Listen, arrest 'em.
516
00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:39,659
Take 'em to the city hall
And hold 'em.
517
00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:40,860
I got to get back.
518
00:22:40,893 --> 00:22:42,762
Got you, andy.
All right, let's go.
519
00:22:42,795 --> 00:22:43,963
Hands up, hands up,
Hands up.
520
00:22:43,996 --> 00:22:45,565
Come on, goober.
521
00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:48,835
All right, no false moves
Or it's curtains for you.
522
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,903
...And in conclusion,
523
00:22:50,937 --> 00:22:54,941
I would like to extend
My sincerest wishes
524
00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:58,845
For your continued success
And progress.
525
00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:00,813
[ cheering ]
526
00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:05,952
Uh, what was
The noise, sheriff?
527
00:23:05,985 --> 00:23:08,655
Uh, the noise was
A one-gun salute
528
00:23:08,688 --> 00:23:10,056
In your honor, sir.
529
00:23:10,089 --> 00:23:12,759
[ cheering ]
530
00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:23,870
Well,
I still don't understand it --
531
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:27,540
How that old cannon could go off
After all these years.
532
00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:29,842
Well, that could only be
One thing, andy.
Yeah?
533
00:23:29,876 --> 00:23:33,212
You see, that gunpowder
Was in there all these years
Just like the cannonball.
534
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:34,614
Oh?
Oh, sure.
535
00:23:34,647 --> 00:23:35,815
I don't know
If you remember this
536
00:23:35,848 --> 00:23:37,617
From sheriff's academy
Or not.
537
00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:39,952
But, you see, that was
Undoubtedly black gun powder
In there.
538
00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:41,588
Oh.
You know that's what they used
In those days.
539
00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:42,955
Is that right?
Sure.
540
00:23:42,989 --> 00:23:45,458
And black gunpowder doesn't
Weaken over the years.
541
00:23:45,492 --> 00:23:47,059
As a matter of fact,
It gets stronger.
542
00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:48,461
These are facts I'm giving you,
Andy.
543
00:23:48,495 --> 00:23:49,796
Indisputable.
544
00:23:49,829 --> 00:23:52,164
Did they teach you
Any indisputable facts
545
00:23:52,198 --> 00:23:55,101
Like you never turn over
A valuable thing like a museum
546
00:23:55,134 --> 00:23:57,136
To anybody without
An authorization?
547
00:23:57,169 --> 00:23:59,472
I was waiting for that, andy.
I was waiting for that.
548
00:23:59,506 --> 00:24:01,073
Andy, I'm going to
Tell you something
549
00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:03,209
That will shed a whole new light
On this thing.
550
00:24:03,242 --> 00:24:04,777
Oh?
551
00:24:04,811 --> 00:24:06,212
Now, you see, when that fella
First came up to me,
552
00:24:06,245 --> 00:24:07,614
There was something about him
That didn't add up.
553
00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:08,915
You know what I mean?
Didn't add up.
554
00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:10,550
Well, I have an instinct
For that thing anyway.
555
00:24:10,583 --> 00:24:12,652
So I figure by staying
Around the cannon,
556
00:24:12,685 --> 00:24:15,221
I could keep a weather eye
On him...Just in case.
557
00:24:15,254 --> 00:24:17,690
Yeah.
Andy, there was nothing
On my mind
558
00:24:17,724 --> 00:24:19,258
But the safety
Of the contents of that museum.
559
00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:22,094
Oh, I know you may not
Believe that.
That's smart thinking.
560
00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:23,496
You do believe it?
No.
561
00:24:23,530 --> 00:24:24,997
You don't believe it?
That's right.
562
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:37,209
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