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[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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Looks bad, andy.
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Real bad.
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What looks bad?
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Same old trouble --
Tired hair.
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There's no life.
It's listless.
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It's all tuckered out.
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It just lays there.
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What's the matter
With that?
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Well, hair's just like a body,
And it needs exercise.
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Up, down.
Up, down.
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Up, down.
1, 2, 3.
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Up, down!
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What are you getting at,
Floyd?
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Scalp treatment.
$3.
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No, thank you.
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$2.
No vibrator.
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No, thank you.
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$1.
Just fingers.
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Floyd, I don't want
A scalp treatment.
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Okay, andy.
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It's your hair.
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Won't be for long,
Though.
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Hey, andy.
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Oh, hey, goober.
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Andy...
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What am I thinking?
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I don't know what
You're thinking.
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Well, guess.
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I can't guess.
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You ain't got it.
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I ain't got what?
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E.S.P.
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E.S.P.?
That's right.
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You mean
Extrasensory perception?
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Yeah. You know, where you read
Folks' minds
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And predict the future
And things.
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Warren's got it.
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What are you talking about?
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Warren's got e.S.P.
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He give me this article
To read up on it.
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It's real interesting.
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Wait a minute.
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You mean to tell me
Warren told you
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That he can read folks' minds
And predict the future?
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That's right.
[ chuckles ]
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He's too much.
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Yes, he is.
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He was in here
Yesterday.
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He told me otis would
Come in for a shave
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Before I closed.
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He predicted it, andy.
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He predicted it
Right before my eyes.
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What happened?
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I saw otis stagger by.
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So I went out
And asked him
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If he wanted a shave.
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I'll be dogged.
Did you shave him?
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I helped him in,
Put him in the chair
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And I shaved him.
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[ whistles ]
Wow!
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Well, that
Doesn't count, floyd.
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Otis didn't come in.
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You went out and got him.
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Well, I say
Warren's got a gift.
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I was wondering
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What he was acting
So strange about.
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Well, what do you mean?
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He's not acting strange.
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He's got a gift
Of e.S.P.,
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And he can predict
The future.
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It says here in this magazine
People can do them things.
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Floyd, warren's been doing
A pretty good job
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As my deputy
Since he's been here.
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He's a winner.
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And I know
How he's your nephew
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And you must be proud of him
And everything.
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He's a real lawson.
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But he doesn't have e.S.P.
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Hey, warren.
Hey, goober.
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Hey, uncle floyd.
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Andy...
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I knew you were here.
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Thought waves.
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Uh-huh.
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Remarkable!
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Image of my sister --
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Same high forehead,
Same pointy nose.
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What's this about e.S.P.?
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Well, andy,
It's something
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I'm just blessed
With, I guess --
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Something over which
I have no control.
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It's like
The book says --
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"The powers of
Extrasensory perception
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Come and go of
Their own volition."
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But you don't have
Powers like that.
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Well, what about
Yesterday, andy?
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What about yesterday?
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When I told you
To think of a number
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Between one and ten
And I picked it.
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Well, it took
You eight tries.
I got it, andy.
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Listen to this -- about
A little girl on a mountain...
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Let me read that,
Goober.
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Warren,
I'm reading it.
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Goober, that happens
To be my magazine.
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Gee whiz.
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Goober, when I lend
You my magazine,
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I would appreciate it
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If you didn't
Turn down the corners.
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Gee, I hate that.
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Andy, this
Particular incident
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About the girl
On the mountain
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Happens to be a very
Significant case.
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Ooh!
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It happened in
Poland in 1928.
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"12-year-old
Sonia wallachalka
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"Of warsaw, poland
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"While walking
Down a city street
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"Saw a vision
Of an avalanche.
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"The following evening,
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"There was an avalanche
At a nearby mountain.
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"This little
Girl's warning
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Saved the lives
Of four people."
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That's documented, andy.
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That is documentation.
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Well, just
Because she did it
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Doesn't mean
You can do it.
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Boy, you know, andy,
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I don't know how
To put this to you
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But you are what
We call a skeptic.
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Sonia, uh...Walla...
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Wallachalka.
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Achalka...
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I'd like to shake
That little girl's hand.
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Warren, could you do something
Like she done
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Or do you just know
About otis needing a shave
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And things
Like that?
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Oh, I see.
Uh-huh. All right.
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Let's clear
The air around here
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Once and for all.
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There happens to be a test
In this magazine.
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I am willing
To submit to it.
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Now, it's very simple.
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Here's what we do.
I leave the room.
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The three of you
Pick out an object --
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Any object
In the room --
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And I come back in
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And attempt to
Identify said object.
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Miraculous!
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Okay,
But if it doesn't work,
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That proves you don't
Have e.S.P., right?
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All right. Agreed.
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Any time you're ready.
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Fine.
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All right, now,
Let's pick something.
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Oh, hey, this brush.
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No, no.
You'll wave that around
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And point to it
And everything.
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Hey,
How about this table?
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Yeah, the table.
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Okay.
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Okay, warren.
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Any time
You're ready.
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If you will all
Please concentrate
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On the object
Of your choice.
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Hey, this is scary,
Ain't it?
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Floyd!
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The mirror.
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Oh, wonderful!
Wonderful!
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Floyd, it was the table.
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Uh? Uh? Oh, yeah.
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Oh, the table, huh?
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Well, andy...
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Andy, come here.
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Look in the
Mirror, andy.
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What do you see?
The table, right?
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That's what we call
Reflective thought waves.
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From your mind
Into the mirror
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Back to the table
Back to the mirror
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And into my
Thought processes.
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It's unbelievable
What I have, isn't it?
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You want to go
To myers' lake, huh?
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Let's do.
You haven't been
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Out of this office
For months.
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Warren can take care
Of the office.
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A few hours out
In the fresh air
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You'll be
Like a new man.
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Hmm? Okay.
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Oh, good.
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Hey, uh...Hey, warren?
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Here, andy.
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Oh. Listen,
Helen and I are going
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On a little picnic
Tomorrow.
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You think
You can handle things
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Here in the office
While we're gone?
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Sure, sure, sure.
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You just have a good time,
That's all.
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Okay. I'll call
Sheriff mitchell
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Over in pilot county
And tell him.
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If you get in trouble,
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Give him
A little ring, huh?
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What are you reading,
Warren?
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Oh. Oh. Just a book.
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Well, what is it?
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Well, it happens
To be on a subject
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That your boyfriend
And I don't see
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Eye-to-eye on.
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Oh?
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The fundamentals of
Extrasensory perception.
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E.S.P., well...
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Warren, I didn't say
It doesn't exist.
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That's okay, andy.
It's okay.
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See, warren thinks
He has e.S.P., and up to now
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I just haven't seen
Any proof of it, that's all.
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Andy, I don't want
To discuss the matter anymore.
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I never intend
To mention it again.
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I'll just proceed
With my research
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And keep it to myself.
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Helen.
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You notice
He didn't know
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We were going
To myers' lake.
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It just won't
Come through.
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Well, maybe you
Just think it's there,
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But it ain't.
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Oh, no, goober.
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Believe me,
There is a vision
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Out here before
Me somewhere.
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See, I see blue;
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I see masses of green;
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I see a man
And I see a woman...
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And I see danger.
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Warren, you
Tryin' too hard.
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Why don't you
Just take it easy
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For a while?
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Hamburger.
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Peanut butter
And tuna.
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Well, have you
Got any ketchup?
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Where's
My milkshake?
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How's your
Hamburger, warren?
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Blue, green...
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Danger.
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He been eating
Your sandwich?
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Shh! He's got
Extra-sensor
Perceptive.
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I'm sorry.
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I see a man.
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I see a woman.
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Warren, why don't you
Eat your hamburger?
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Maybe thoughts
Don't work too good
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On a empty stomach.
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It's there. It's there.
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You got a line on
Another avalanche?
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No.
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Well, why don't you
Just take it easy
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For a while?
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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It's coming.
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It is?
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It's coming.
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That's it.
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Come on, goober.
We got to get out of here.
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I ain't finished
My sandwich yet.
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Come on, goober!
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Andy! Yo, andy! Andy!
264
00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:20,287
Get up, andy!
265
00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:21,822
Andy!
266
00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:23,023
[ pounding ]
267
00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:25,893
Get up, andy!
268
00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:27,895
Yo, andy! Andy!
269
00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:29,162
Coming!
270
00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:30,430
Get up, andy!
271
00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:31,899
Coming!
272
00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:33,166
Just a minute!
273
00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,434
Get up, andy!
274
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:35,969
Just a minute.
I'm coming right now.
275
00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:37,170
Andy!
276
00:10:37,204 --> 00:10:38,438
Ooh!
277
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:39,907
Get up, andy!
278
00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:41,274
Coming!
279
00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:43,143
I hear him coming.
280
00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:45,445
I'm coming! I'm coming!
281
00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,347
I'm coming! I'm coming!
282
00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,016
What happened?
283
00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:51,384
Now, andy, calm down.
Calm down.
284
00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:53,253
Well, what's
The matter?
285
00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:55,956
Andy, you can't go
On that picnic.
286
00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,958
What?
287
00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:01,261
Andy, I had a vision --
Danger at the picnic.
288
00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:03,864
I saw it -- the grass,
The trees, you and helen.
289
00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,799
Something terrible
Is going to happen
290
00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:07,067
If you go on that picnic.
291
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,335
It was all in the vision.
292
00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:10,270
I was with him
When he had it.
293
00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:12,706
I am begging you --
As your friend, your deputy
294
00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:13,974
As a fellow human being --
295
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,475
Please don't go
On that picnic.
296
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,110
You mean to tell me
297
00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:19,780
That you got me up
In the middle of the night,
298
00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:22,315
Made me stump my toe,
Nearly killed myself
299
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,451
To tell me
I can't go on a picnic?
300
00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:25,919
That's right, andy,
301
00:11:25,953 --> 00:11:27,487
And if you go
On that picnic...
302
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:28,922
Um...Andy. Andy!
303
00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:31,058
I'll assume
No further responsibility
304
00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:32,392
For your safety!
305
00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:43,937
Oh, hi, warren.
Hello, goober.
306
00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:46,273
Helen, now, listen to me.
I am pleading with you.
307
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,041
Please do not go
On this picnic.
308
00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:50,310
Now, warren,
Andy already --
309
00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:52,179
All I know is
Is that there is danger ahead.
310
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,981
We don't exactly know what it
Is, though, do we, warren?
311
00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:55,282
No, but --
312
00:11:58,285 --> 00:12:00,253
Morning, andy.
Hey, andy.
313
00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,958
Warren,
What are you doing here?
314
00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:07,127
Andy, andy,
This is my final plea.
315
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,496
Look, have the picnic
In your backyard,
316
00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:11,799
But don't tempt the fates,
Andy.
317
00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:13,333
Warren.
318
00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:17,971
Let's go, goober.
319
00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:20,974
Sure looks like a lot of food
For two people.
320
00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:22,542
Here's a chicken leg.
321
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:23,977
Thanks.
322
00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:39,026
Well, now, let's see.
323
00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:43,430
Let's move these --
Yeah -- blankets over there.
324
00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:45,432
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
325
00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,000
This basket...
326
00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:49,036
Like that. And...
327
00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:51,805
This isn't going to work.
It's just not going to work.
328
00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:53,874
Well, let's put the thermos
Over there.
329
00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,275
Okay.
330
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,811
Yeah, yeah.
331
00:12:57,845 --> 00:12:59,913
I got to get this
Basket in there.
332
00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:01,915
Oh.
Whoop.
333
00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:04,184
Okay?
All right.
334
00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:08,088
Take it easy now.
335
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,289
Come on.
336
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:10,858
Andy, be careful.
337
00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:16,930
What is it?
338
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:20,167
Well, it's hard
To tell now.
339
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,869
We've got to act
And act fast.
340
00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:24,471
I've got several plans in mind,
But I need your help.
341
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,239
You can count on me,
Warren.
342
00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:27,474
Me, too, boy.
343
00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:29,509
Andy's going to be going
By the courthouse
344
00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,411
To check out
With sheriff mitchell.
345
00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:32,880
Right.
Right!
346
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:35,115
Here's plan a --
Listen and listen carefully.
347
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,250
We are going to have
To work like a team,
348
00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:38,886
Precision timing
All the way.
349
00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:41,621
Uncle floyd, I'm going to
Count on you a lot in this.
350
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,023
Goober?
Yo.
351
00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,257
Here's the way it goes.
352
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:07,047
Oh, I think I'll go get
Some napkins.
353
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,381
Okay, I'll meet
You back here.
354
00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:09,616
All right.
355
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,452
All right, he's inside.
356
00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,988
It takes three seconds
To get behind the desk.
357
00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:16,256
He's behind the desk.
358
00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:18,058
Now he's going to
Make a phone call
359
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:19,259
To sheriff mitchell.
360
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:21,094
Stand by, uncle floyd.
361
00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:22,662
30 seconds for
The phone call
362
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,397
To sheriff mitchell.
363
00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:27,667
30, 29, 28, 27...
364
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,203
27, 27...
365
00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:33,040
Ah,
Wouldn't you know it?
366
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:35,008
That's right.
I told him to call you
367
00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:38,011
If he gets into any kind
Of trouble or needs anything.
368
00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:39,579
Right, sheriff.
369
00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:42,249
Thank you very much, and I'll do
The same for you sometime.
370
00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:43,483
Right, bye.
371
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,120
Uh, now let's see.
372
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,590
Uh, five, four, three...
373
00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:53,026
Just call him,
Uncle floyd.
374
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,928
Please, please.
375
00:14:56,997 --> 00:15:00,500
[ telephone ringing ]
376
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,702
Hello.
377
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:05,105
I got a tip for you,
Flatfoot.
378
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:07,440
Hello? Speak up.
I can't hear you.
379
00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:09,176
He says he can't hear me.
380
00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:10,543
Now, listen carefully.
381
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:13,013
The mob's moving
Into mayberry today.
382
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:15,315
They're going to knock over
The bank.
383
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:18,118
15 to 20 of 'em
And they're all packing nats.
384
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:19,319
Gats.
385
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:20,587
Gats.
386
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:23,190
Well, what do they want to rob
Our bank for?
387
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:25,125
We don't have
That kind of money.
388
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:28,295
How about the jewelry store?
389
00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:31,198
I think I got him hooked.
Yeah, he's hooked.
390
00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:34,101
Hey, floyd, thanks for the tip.
391
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:36,136
I got a tip for you, too, floyd.
392
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:39,639
The penalty for giving false
Information to a law officer
393
00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:41,108
Is ten years.
394
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,143
What's going on over there?
395
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,445
[ stuttering ]
Just kidding, andy.
396
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,047
He's not hooked anymore.
397
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:52,452
Nice going,
Uncle floyd.
398
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,621
All right, goober --
Plan b.
399
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:56,289
I'll go stall andy.
400
00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,263
Well, you know
What to do, warren.
401
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,464
Oh, sure.
402
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,033
Oh, hi.
You got the napkins?
403
00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:07,767
Mm-hmm. Thank you.
404
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,269
I'll see you.
405
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,471
Just take care of things
Here at the office,
406
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:14,341
And if you get in trouble,
Just call sheriff mitchell.
407
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:15,642
The number's on the pad.
408
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:18,111
Don't worry. You two
Just have a good time.
409
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:19,412
Bye.
410
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:22,415
[ starter whining ]
411
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,401
Warren!
412
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:42,769
Andy, don't
Get excited.
413
00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:45,305
We have a licensed
Mechanic right here.
414
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,140
Goober, go fix
Andy's car up
415
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,809
So he can get on
The road -- pronto.
416
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,244
Gotcha. Yo.
417
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:54,814
Andy, andy,
You just keep calm.
418
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,549
Goober'll fix it.
419
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:57,817
It's the carburetor.
420
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,087
He ought to know, andy.
He's an expert.
421
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,521
The distributor
Cap's missing.
422
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:02,755
Who's got it?
423
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:04,457
Search me.
424
00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:05,825
I'm thinking about that.
425
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,261
Now, andy, don't
Jump to conclusions.
426
00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:10,197
A man's innocent
Until proven guilty.
427
00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:11,798
That's one of our
Basic freedoms.
428
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:13,433
Goober, you have
Another one
429
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:14,734
Down at the garage,
Don't you?
430
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:17,604
Unh-unh. Have to send
To raleigh.
431
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:20,573
It won't be here
Until tomorrow.
432
00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:23,743
Oh, andy, isn't there
Something we can do?
433
00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:27,547
That's a rotten break,
Andy.
434
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,816
I mean, your day off
And everything, huh?
435
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:31,518
Well, I guess
That spells finis
436
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:32,752
For the picnic.
437
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:35,122
Yeah, I guess.
438
00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:37,390
Thanks anyway, goober.
439
00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:40,127
Sorry.
I did my best.
440
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,129
You always do,
Goober.
441
00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:43,430
Thank you.
442
00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:44,864
Yeah,
When it comes to cars,
443
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,499
You know
What you're doing.
444
00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:47,867
Thank you.
445
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,570
Anybody comes in,
Wants something done to his car,
446
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:52,439
I say, "You better
Go see goober."
447
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:53,706
Thank you.
448
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,475
You're not using
Your truck, are you?
449
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:56,676
No.
450
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,145
You don't mind
If I use it?
451
00:17:58,178 --> 00:17:59,412
No, go right ahead.
452
00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:01,448
I always say
My truck's your truck.
453
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:03,850
Your car is broke down.
Well, now you...
454
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:09,389
Uh-oh.
I...
455
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,624
Sorry, warren.
456
00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:19,699
Andy?
Hmm?
457
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,270
Do you believe
In e.S.P.?
458
00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:26,606
Mm. I suppose
There's something to it.
459
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:32,512
You know, that warren
Really is something.
460
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:34,614
I thought something
Was bothering you.
461
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:35,815
Bothering me?
462
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,384
Oh, don't be silly,
Andy.
463
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,586
I was just wondering
If you believed in it.
464
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:40,920
Well, I suppose there
465
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,223
Might be something
To it in rare cases,
466
00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:44,724
But warren's not
A rare case --
467
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:46,893
A rare bird maybe,
But not a rare case.
468
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,363
No...
469
00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,267
Oh, yeah.
470
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:58,471
[ whistling ]
471
00:18:58,505 --> 00:18:59,672
[ rustling ]
472
00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:01,674
What was that?
473
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:02,942
Hmm?
474
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,477
A rabbit or something.
475
00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:11,651
[ louder rustling ]
476
00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:14,254
Andy, I don't know
If I believe warren or not,
477
00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:15,855
But there is
Something out there.
478
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,326
Well,
I'll take a look.
479
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:21,828
Won't be anything.
480
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,342
I don't see anything.
481
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,411
Man:
Dang!
482
00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:40,613
[ groaning ]
483
00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:46,586
Hey, andy.
484
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,855
Goober, what are
You doing here?
485
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:50,257
Well, I...
486
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:51,524
Warren!
487
00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:53,626
Right here, andy.
488
00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:59,766
Andy, whether you want
To believe it or not,
489
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,634
You're in danger
On this picnic.
490
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,270
So are you.
491
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:05,638
Andy, please listen to reason.
There's danger.
492
00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:07,807
I don't know where,
But it's all around us.
493
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,742
I got this image
Of something shiny.
494
00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:11,778
That's where
The trouble's coming from.
495
00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:13,346
Helen,
Make him listen.
496
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,382
Listen, we're staying,
But you're leaving.
497
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,016
Now go back
To the office.
498
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,318
It's something shiny.
499
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:19,752
You heard me.
500
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:23,490
Goober.
501
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:24,757
Bye, helen. Bye, andy.
502
00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:26,293
Have a nice time.
503
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:27,527
It wasn't my idea.
I...
504
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:28,761
Goober!
505
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,402
Well...At least
We ought to get
506
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:36,736
A little privacy here.
507
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:38,605
Oh, I think
It's cooler here, too.
508
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:39,806
There's a little breeze.
509
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,240
Yeah.
510
00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:44,677
You over your mad, yet?
511
00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:46,413
I suppose.
512
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:47,914
That warren
Beats everything.
513
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,316
You know that?
514
00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:50,783
Well, he means well,
Andy.
515
00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:53,420
Why don't we just forget
About everything?
516
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:54,621
Yeah, okay.
517
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:55,822
Great.
518
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:57,256
[ sighs ]
519
00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:01,328
Oh, yeah.
520
00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:04,531
You just forget
About everything out here.
521
00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:05,765
It's so peaceful.
522
00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:12,305
Everybody seems
To be enjoying it.
523
00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:13,540
Hmm?
524
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:19,646
Hey, andy.
525
00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:22,982
Hi, andy.
526
00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:25,352
We seem to have
Lost our way.
527
00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:26,619
Goober, I told you
528
00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:28,555
We should have
Gone another way.
529
00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:31,724
You stay there!
530
00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:33,660
Come on, helen.
531
00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:37,464
Observation post, huh?
532
00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:39,732
I told you to stay
Behind the leaves.
533
00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:41,801
Well, you took
The best branch.
534
00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:47,440
Warren, are we going
535
00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:49,476
To follow them all
Over the place?
536
00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:51,444
We're not turning
Back now. Come on.
537
00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:52,645
Hey. Warren.
538
00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:53,746
Don't that lake
Look nice?
539
00:21:56,383 --> 00:21:59,486
Goober, we are not here
To admire the wonders of nature.
540
00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:01,954
We happen to be
On a very important mission.
541
00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:06,793
Wait a minute.
What?
542
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:08,561
The lake --
It's shiny, goober.
543
00:22:08,595 --> 00:22:10,497
That's the missing link.
Come on!
544
00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:12,832
Andy! The lake.
It's shiny, andy.
545
00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:14,133
You can't go.
546
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:17,470
Warren, warren,
Go back to the office.
547
00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:19,639
Will you turn me loose!
548
00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,474
Aah!
549
00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:24,043
Oh! Oh!
550
00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:26,579
[ coughing ]
Are you all right?
551
00:22:26,613 --> 00:22:28,915
I'm all right.
Are you all right?
552
00:22:28,948 --> 00:22:31,117
I think I sprained
My wrist.
553
00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:33,352
Oh, no.
554
00:22:40,627 --> 00:22:43,796
Andy, I didn't have nothing
To do with this.
555
00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:45,498
Now, warren said
Come out here
556
00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:46,699
And I told him, I said
557
00:22:46,733 --> 00:22:48,768
"Warren, I don't want
To come out here
558
00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:51,838
Because I'm not going to have
Anything to do with this."
559
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,039
And I said...
560
00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:55,074
That proves it.
My vision came true.
561
00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:56,743
Shiny, grass,
Picnic, danger.
562
00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:58,077
You sprained your wrist.
563
00:22:58,110 --> 00:22:59,612
I warned you, andy.
564
00:22:59,646 --> 00:23:00,913
I warned you.
565
00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:16,028
Warren, I told you
566
00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:17,697
I didn't want to come
Out here.
567
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,932
I ain't going to run around
With you no more.
568
00:23:19,966 --> 00:23:21,501
So you stay
Away from me.
569
00:23:21,534 --> 00:23:23,570
And I ain't never going
To help you order
570
00:23:23,603 --> 00:23:24,804
A hamburger again.
571
00:23:28,174 --> 00:23:30,910
Well, I'm afraid I can't
Help you out there, goober.
572
00:23:30,943 --> 00:23:33,646
Well, can't you get any visions
About me and lydia?
573
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:35,682
No more visions,
No more vibrations.
574
00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:37,817
Predicting the future
Is too much responsibility
575
00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:39,085
For a mortal man.
576
00:23:39,118 --> 00:23:41,554
I'm all through with that stuff,
Goober.
577
00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:43,089
I think that's a wise decision,
Warren.
578
00:23:43,122 --> 00:23:44,824
Warren:
Sure is.
579
00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:47,794
Andy, I'm terribly sorry
About spraining your wrist.
580
00:23:47,827 --> 00:23:48,995
That's okay.
581
00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:51,197
I should have ordered soup,
Though.
582
00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:53,533
Oh. Oh, well, let me help you
With that, andy.
583
00:23:53,566 --> 00:23:54,734
Oh, no.
No, no, no.
584
00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:56,035
I'll handle it.
Warren.
585
00:24:01,741 --> 00:24:04,076
How's your steak,
Andy?
586
00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:08,515
It spilled, andy.
587
00:24:08,548 --> 00:24:09,782
Waiter.
588
00:24:09,816 --> 00:24:11,918
Check, please.
589
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:14,120
It's on me, andy.
590
00:24:14,153 --> 00:24:15,555
Helen.
591
00:24:34,173 --> 00:24:37,544
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