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[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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Starring andy griffith...
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With ronny howard...
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Also starring don knotts.
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* here balmy breezes blow
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* pure joys invite us
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* and as we gently row
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* all things delight us
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[ choir humming ]
* hark, how the sailors cry
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[ off-key ]
* joyously echoes nigh
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* santa lucia
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* santa lucia
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Together:
* home of fair poesy
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* realm of pure harmony
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Barney:
* santa lucia
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* santa lucia
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Together:
* santa lucia
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* santa-a lucia-a
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Good, good.
We're coming along just fine.
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[ chuckles ]
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Oh, uh, barney, you went
Just the least bit flat there
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At, uh, 14.
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Now, there's a pause
Back there at 12.
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A big breath there
Will help.
Check.
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And, sharon, you came in
Just a little bit too soon.
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You're overanxious.
I'm sorry, mr. Masters.
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All right, fine. Now,
I'd like everybody back
Here at 5:00, please.
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5:00.
[ sighs ] Okay.
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[ indistinct conversations ]
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Oh, uh, andy, andy.
[ clears throat ]
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[ clears throat ]
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Uh, andy,
We're in trouble.
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Barney's terrible.
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Well, I thought he did
Pretty good, considering.
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He enunciated every word.
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Oh, I know, but there's
No voice quality there.
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It just comes from his lungs,
Right up through his nose,
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Without ever stopping
For modulation.
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John, he's the only tenor
You got.
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Well, we've still got five days
Until concert time.
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I'm gonna
Keep on looking.
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There's got to be
A decent tenor someplace
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In a town of 2,000 people.
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Last tenor I remember around
Here was bruce flowers.
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He could only sing high
After a fight with his mother.
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Besides, if you replace barney
At this late date,
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It's gonna kill him.
He's been taking
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Voice lessons from miss poultice
And everything.
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I'm sorry, andy,
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But it's my duty to try and
Find the best tenor I can.
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Barney:
Y'all set, ange?
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Uh, right.
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I want to get over
To my voice lesson
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While my voice box
And my muscles are still loose.
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[ vocalizing
Scale exercises ]
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Andy: uh, you sound
Pretty loose, all right.
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Yeah, well.
[ chuckles ]
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See you at 5:00, john.
See ya, johnny.
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You know, andy,
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There's no greater feeling
Than knowing you were perfect.
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[ chuckles ]
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What do you mean?
What do I mean?
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You big lug,
You know what I mean.
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I was really on in there.
[ chuckles ]
Oh.
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My voice was surging out
Of my body
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Like niagara falls
Coming over that cliff
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In rochester, new york.
[ chuckles ]
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Buffalo.
Huh?
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Nothing.
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Yeah, my voice
Was so strong and full,
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I could feel the vibrations
In my head.
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[ chuckles ]
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I think that's probably
'cause you're straining so hard.
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No, I wasn't pushing,
Honest.
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Let's face it, ange,
I was sonic.
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I ought to know.
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I was listening
To myself.
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[ both laugh ]
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I noticed
You had your eyes closed.
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Oh, well,
That's just technique.
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[ sniffs ]
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You know how I knew
I was really clicking?
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No idea.
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I enjoyed it.
Good.
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What more reward
Can an artist ask?
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Good afternoon,
Barney.
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Eleanora.
Come in.
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Leave your hat
Right there.
Okay.
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We'll start with your lesson
Right away.
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All right.
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Beautiful day outside.
Beautiful.
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Eleanora?
Yes?
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I did the solo today.
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No.
[ chuckling ] Yeah.
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Oh, tell me, tell me.
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I knocked 'em dead.
[ chuckles ]
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Oh, barney,
How wonderful.
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All the way through,
I didn't miss one word.
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I feel it.
I can just feel it.
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You're going to be
Another leonard blush.
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[ chuckling ] Oh, no, no.
That's too much to ask.
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Well, why not?
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He just walked in here
Off the street one day.
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Two years later, he sang
"The star-spangled banner"
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At the opening of the county
Insecticide convention.
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The rest is history.
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And he still has
That radio program, doesn't he?
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Third tuesday,
Every month,
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Station ylrb,
Mount pilot.
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The big time.
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Does he still wear that black
Mask when he sings on the radio?
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No, no, he just wore that
For a year
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When he had
That skin condition.
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Probably emotional.
He went to the top so fast.
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Very meteoric, very.
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Well, now,
Enough about leonard blush.
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[ chuckles ]
Let's get your future settled.
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[ chuckling ] Okay.
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Have you been practicing
Your breathing?
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Every chance I get.
[ both chuckle ]
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[ breathing deeply ]
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Good. In through the nose,
Out through the mouth.
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[ breathing deeply ]
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I've just given you an "A"
In breathing.
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[ chuckling ] Oh.
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Now, then.
[ piano plays note ]
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* me, they,
Me, they, me, they *
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[ off-key ] * me, they,
Me, they, me, they *
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* I-o-u, I-o-u,
I-o-u *
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* I-o-u, I-o-u,
I-o-u *
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* "U"
* "U"
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* hold it
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* "U"
* "U"
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* round
* round
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* no, "U"
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* me
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Excellent, excellent.
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I was getting a cramp
In my jaw, there.
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Oh, that's natural.
It's very natural.
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You're discovering mouth muscles
You've never used before.
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Now, then,
Shall we try your song?
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Okay, I'm ready.
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"Now is the month
Of maying."
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[ clears throat ]
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[ piano plays intro to
"Now in the month of maying" ]
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* now is the month
Of maying *
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* when merry lads
Are playing *
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* fa-la la la la,
La la la la *
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* fa-la-la
La-la-la la la *
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* each with his bonny lass
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* upon the greeny grass
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* fa-la la la la,
La la la la *
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* fa-la-la
La-la-la la la-a *
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Good.
Good, barney. Good.
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* they, me
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* they-ey
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* me-e
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* they-ey, me-e
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* they-ey
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* hi, ange
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* me, they, me, they, me, they,
Me, they, me, they *
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[ clears throat,
Exhales heavily ]
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Miss poultice teach you
A new song?
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[ chuckling ] Oh, no.
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No, that's a larynx
And voice-box calisthenic.
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Oh.
Exercising, huh?
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Well, of a more exotic nature,
Yeah.
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[ both chuckling ]
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Andy?
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What's on your mind?
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Well, andy, it, uh --
It looks like I've got it.
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[ chuckles ]
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Well, don't get
Too close to me.
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[ chuckling ] Oh, no.
I don't mean a disease.
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Well, what have you got?
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Well...
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Brace yourself, andy,
But...
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According
To miss poultice...
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Well, I'm a big bundle
Of singing talent.
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Oh, miss poultice
Told you that, did she?
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Well, she compared me
To leonard blush.
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Who?
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Leonard blush.
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Ylrb, mount pilot.
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Boy, do you live
In a world of your own.
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He does all the vocals on
The ethel page organ recitals.
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I never heard
Any human words on that,
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Just a canary singing
In the background.
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Oh, andy, you're 10 years
Behind the times.
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That canary hasn't
Been with her
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Since she sang sunday afternoons
At the pot o' honey restaurant.
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Oh.
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Well, what is it
You're trying to tell me?
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Well,
What I'm trying to tell you
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Is that it's just
Entirely possible
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That the show-business
Lightning
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May strike me
Any day now.
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Now, that's
Just entirely possible.
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Uh...
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Barn...
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Uh, sit down.
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Huh?
Just sit down.
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Now [sighs] I'm gonna tell you
What I'm gonna tell you
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For your own good.
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Are you ready?
Yeah.
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You're pumping up your heels
Too fast.
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What do you mean?
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Well, I know you've sung
The tenor solo
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Twice in rehearsals now.
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Yeah.
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But there's something else
You ought to know.
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What?
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If john masters
Finds another tenor,
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He just might let him
Sing the solo.
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Well, why,
For pete's sake?
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Well, he might like the way
The other fella does it.
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And just who would
This other fella be?
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Well, that's what
He don't know yet.
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But I'm just warning you,
If he does find another tenor,
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He just might let him
Sing the solo.
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Mm-hmm.
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Well...
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You just let john masters
Trot 'em out,
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And I'll take 'em
One at a time.
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[ vocalizing
Scale exercises ]
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[ vocalizing
Scale exercises ]
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Howdy, gomer.
Hi, gome.
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Hey, andy!
Hey, barney!
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I'm changing the tire
On mr. Masters' car.
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Yeah,
I can see you are.
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People sure are odd.
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They see a foreign object
In their tire,
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And they just got to
Pull it out.
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And when they do that,
The air's just naturally
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Gonna hiss right out
In the street.
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Leave it in, and they could
Drive to the service station.
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Yeah.
People sure are odd.
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That's a good'un, andy.
[ chuckling ]
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Together:
* now 'neath the silver moon
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* ocean is glowing
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[ deeply ]
* o'er the calm billow
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* soft winds are blowing
* soft winds are blowing
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[ choir stops singing ]
* here,
Balmy breezes blow *
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* pure joys invite us
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* and as we gently row
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* all things delight us
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* hark, how the sailors cry
* hark, how the sailors...
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* joyously echoes nigh
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* santa lucia
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* santa lucia
251
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:08,435
* home of fair poesy
252
00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:12,706
* realm of pure harmony
253
00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:16,777
* santa lucia
254
00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:22,783
* santa lucia
255
00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:24,451
Wow. Wonderful.
Can you
Believe that?
256
00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:26,920
Just wonderful.
Gomer with a voice
Like that.
257
00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:28,355
Did you hear that voice,
Andy?
258
00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:30,824
Did you hear that beautiful
Instrument out there?
259
00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:32,893
I sure did.
Woman:
Of all people.
260
00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:34,795
What did you think,
Barney?
261
00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:37,230
Well, not bad, not bad.
Certainly a potential there.
262
00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:39,733
It's crude, but it's about,
Oh, I'd say,
263
00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:41,234
Five years away
From performing level.
264
00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:43,070
But I was thinking --
265
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:45,372
Look, if you want to
Put gomer in the chorus,
It's okay with me.
266
00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:47,474
Put him behind some girls.
He won't obtrude.
267
00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:49,042
[ clears throat ]
268
00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:50,844
All right, thank you, people.
That'll be all.
269
00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:52,746
I'll see you
At lunchtime tomorrow.
270
00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:55,082
[ indistinct conversations ]
271
00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:56,984
Andy, get gomer in here.
272
00:11:57,017 --> 00:12:00,153
Oh, well --
Just get gomer in here, andy.
273
00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:02,389
Well...
274
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:09,229
* with a gentle,
Unknown woe *
275
00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:14,101
* will you think of me
276
00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:16,870
* and love me
277
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:21,041
* as you did once
278
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:27,848
* lo-o-o-ng ago?
279
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:33,520
Gomer,
That was just beautiful.
280
00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:35,789
Ah, I was just
Caterwauling.
281
00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:37,390
Andy?
282
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,927
Gomer, you certainly have got
A high roof to your mouth.
283
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,228
Aw.
284
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,530
No, I knew you had
A strong speaking voice,
285
00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:46,099
But I had no idea
You could sing like that.
286
00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:47,434
Well...
287
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,102
It was just wonderful, gomer.
Thank you.
288
00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:52,239
Y'all got to excuse me.
I got to get back to the garage.
289
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,207
Your inner tube
Needs patching.
290
00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:56,944
I'll see ya, hear?
[ chuckling ] Okay, gomer.
291
00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:59,079
[ chuckles ]
292
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,014
Well, andy,
That settles it.
293
00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:03,383
As of today,
Gomer pyle is my soloist.
294
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,919
You're sure?
Well, andy,
You heard him sing.
295
00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:07,855
He's the best I've heard
Around here.
296
00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:10,323
Yeah.
Gonna kill barney.
297
00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:12,459
I'm sorry, but I have to think
Of the group.
298
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:15,028
After all, we sent to new york
For that arrangement.
299
00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:16,329
I know.
300
00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:18,098
Oh, and, andy,
301
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,967
Uh, would you mind
Telling barney?
302
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,035
Well, after all,
You're his best friend.
303
00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:24,104
I think he'll accept it
Better from you.
304
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,505
Mm.
305
00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:27,174
It ain't gonna be easy.
306
00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:30,243
Who'll know the difference
100 years from now?
307
00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:33,881
Well, barney's
Not the kind to forget.
308
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:43,090
Barney: * me, they,
Me, they, I-o-u *
309
00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:47,460
* I-o-u, me, they,
Me, they *
310
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:50,563
* me, they, me, they,
Me, they, me -- *
311
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:53,233
Hey, barn?
[ vocalizing
Scale exercises ]
312
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:55,135
Hey, barn!
Yeah?
What do you want?
313
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,970
You want to step out here
A minute.
314
00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:59,072
I got something
I want to talk to you about.
315
00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:00,273
Okay.
316
00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:02,242
* ah, ah, ah
317
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:04,945
What do you want?
[ humming scale exercises ]
318
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:07,180
Uh...
319
00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:09,549
Barn, uh...
320
00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:13,153
You remember, uh,
A few months ago,
321
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:16,256
You was talking about how --
How life is kind of like a road?
322
00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:18,892
And sometimes
There are smooth places
323
00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:22,062
Where the going's nice and easy
And other times,
324
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:25,132
There are places
Where you might run into a rut
325
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:28,668
Or a detour
Or a washed-out bridge?
326
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,403
Yeah,
I remember saying that.
327
00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:32,605
Philosophical meanderings,
You call that.
328
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:35,008
[ chuckles ]
A lot of truth to it, though.
329
00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:36,309
I agree. I agree. I agree.
330
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:38,178
Well,
You sure were right
331
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:41,048
When you said that life
Has its rough spots.
332
00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:43,016
They're just part
Of living.
333
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:46,086
Well, now, nobody knows that
Better than I do.
334
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:48,388
Heavens knows,
I've had my share.
335
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,057
But you know something?
336
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:52,392
I wouldn't trade
Those rough spots
337
00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:54,594
For all the money
In the world.
338
00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:57,030
And you know why?
I'll tell you.
339
00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:59,366
Every rough spot
I've gone through
340
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:02,369
Has added a muscle
To my emotional constitution.
341
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:03,971
I can take anything now.
342
00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:06,339
Well, I'm glad
To hear you say that.
343
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,141
Cast iron.
[ chuckles ]
344
00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:10,978
'cause somebody else
Is gonna sing the solo
345
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,445
At the chorale concert.
346
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,117
Oh?
347
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,953
Well, now, remember
You -- you kind of offered
348
00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:21,989
To step aside
For a better man.
349
00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:23,991
Well, yeah.
350
00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:27,727
Well, w-who did they get?
351
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,363
Morton downey
Or kenny baker -- who?
352
00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:32,732
Gomer.
353
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,201
Huh?
354
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:36,069
Gomer pyle.
355
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:38,205
Gomer?
356
00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:40,240
Yeah.
357
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,747
Are you all right?
358
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,650
Well, yeah.
I'm -- I'm fine.
359
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:54,321
Is, uh --
Is there anything I can do?
360
00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:57,390
No, I'm fine.
361
00:15:57,424 --> 00:16:00,327
Now -- now, remember what
You said about the road, barn.
362
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,395
You're on the worst part
Right now.
363
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:15,775
Gomer:
* home of fair poesy
364
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:20,013
* realm of pure harmony
365
00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:24,051
* santa lucia
366
00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:30,190
* santa lucia-a
367
00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:33,126
Oh, that's fine,
Gomer.
368
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,362
That's all for tonight, hazel.
Thank you.
369
00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:37,397
Night, ma'am.
370
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:40,067
Sure wish this was tomorrow
Night and it was all over with.
371
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,701
I think I'm starting to get
The hives.
372
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,303
Oh, no,
You'll do fine, gomer.
373
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,172
[ door opens, closes ]
Well, I hope so.
374
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:46,706
Sure.
375
00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:48,408
Now, if you can get together
With me tomorrow afternoon,
376
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:50,343
We'll go over it
A few more times.
377
00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:53,180
Okay, I'll try, but I got
A clogged radiator at 10:00,
378
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:55,282
And I got to pack a water pump
At 11:00.
379
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:58,085
I can see you after miss drum's
Battery charge, okay?
380
00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,486
All right, fine.
381
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,492
[ door closes ]
382
00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:39,726
Doggone,
I forgot my music.
383
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,494
I better duck back in
And get it.
384
00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:43,496
All right, I'll see you
Tomorrow, gomer.
385
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,707
[ distant choir singing ]
386
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:58,245
* here, balmy breezes blow *
387
00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:01,881
* pure joys invite us *
388
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:05,685
* and as we gently row *
389
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:11,191
* all things delight us *
390
00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:16,296
[ softly ]
* hark, how the sailors cry
391
00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:21,168
* joyously echoes nigh
392
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:41,788
[ indistinct talking
And singing ]
393
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:44,257
* me me-me-me-me
Me-me-me-me me *
Oh, andy,
Are you nervous?
394
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:46,659
Oh, same old clammy feet
Grinding in the stomach.
395
00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:48,161
John: gomer?
396
00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:49,429
Gomer? Go--
397
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:50,763
Andy, where's gomer?
398
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,865
Well, it takes a few minutes
For a garage man
399
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:54,267
To wash his hands, john.
400
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:55,635
I know, but --
Here he is.
401
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,904
Oh, gomer. Gomer,
Thank goodness you're here.
402
00:18:57,937 --> 00:19:00,507
[ hoarsely ] You better
Count me out, mr. Masters.
403
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,242
What happened to you?
404
00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:04,277
You remember that clogged
Radiator I told you about?
405
00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:05,778
Flushed out
All over my feet.
406
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,847
You mean, you're --
You mean, you can't?
407
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,482
Can't sing a note.
See?
408
00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:10,783
[ no audio ]
Ohh.
409
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,319
Oh, no.
What are we gonna do?
410
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:13,853
This is terrible.
We'll think of something.
411
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:16,223
Well, andy, you can't have
A concert without a soloist.
412
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:18,291
What about barney?
No.
413
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,260
You got no choice, john.
He knows the song.
414
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:22,195
He's been singing
With the group all week.
415
00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:24,264
He's prompt and honest.
Nothing else you can do.
416
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:27,534
You -- oh, all right, all right,
But where is he?
417
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,269
Ain't he here?
418
00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:31,571
Come on, gomer, I think I know
Where he probably is.
419
00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:33,940
I'm sorry to interrupt,
Miss poultice,
420
00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:35,542
But we need barney
Right away.
421
00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:37,577
Big emergency.
I can't
Sing a note, barn.
422
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,779
Come on, barney, the show starts
In a few minutes.
423
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:41,681
You should have been there
To begin with.
424
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,250
You see, barney?
Fate.
425
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:44,784
Fate will out in the end.
Now, get going.
426
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,288
I don't want to.
427
00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:50,257
Uh...
What?!
428
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:52,992
And you call yourself
A trouper.
429
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:56,229
You get over to that hall
And give them what-for!
430
00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:57,997
You all don't seem
To understand!
431
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,667
I'm not a plaything
That you can just play with
432
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,336
And then toss to one side!
I've got some pride!
433
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,805
[ sighs ] I know you've gotten
A raw deal, barn,
434
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:07,740
But think of your fellow
Mayberrians.
435
00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:10,310
The chorus needs you.
You got to pull us through.
436
00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:11,678
That's right.
437
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,947
I can't.
I just can't.
438
00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:16,383
[ sighs ]
439
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:19,018
Well, I guess we can return
All the money
440
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,354
And call off
The concert.
441
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:24,824
Bernard fife, you get
On your feet this moment!
442
00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:28,428
As your mentor, I insist
You sing at this concert!
443
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:31,731
A man with your talent!
444
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:34,634
Never let it be said
445
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:38,638
That bernard fife
Let down eleanora poultice.
446
00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:44,911
I'm going on.
447
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:46,646
My music, eleanora.
448
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:54,921
[ indistinct conversations ]
449
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:57,657
Places, everybody. Places.
Curtain going up.
450
00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,692
One minute.
451
00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:01,561
Oh, 30 seconds,
30 seconds.
452
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:02,762
[ normal voice ]
Good luck, all!
453
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:04,631
Sing it good, barney.
454
00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:07,300
Gomer, your voice,
It's all right!
455
00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:08,901
Here.
Well, I was just --
I was just trying to --
456
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,637
What are you pulling here?!
You were faking!
457
00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:12,605
Well, I knew how much
It meant to you.
458
00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:14,006
Shh!
Curtain going up.
Well, I don't want
Your charity.
459
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,975
I'm not trying
To give you charity, barn.
460
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:17,910
Barney, gomer!
Barney, gomer, be quiet!
461
00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:32,625
Together:
* santa lucia
462
00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:35,428
* santa lucia
463
00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:40,633
* santa lucia-a-a
464
00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:44,671
* now 'neath the silver moon
465
00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:48,375
* ocean is glowing
466
00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:51,911
* o'er the calm billow
467
00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:55,782
* soft winds are blowing
468
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:59,919
* here, balmy breezes blow
469
00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:03,122
* pure joys invite us
470
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:07,694
* and as we gently row
471
00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:16,703
* all these delight
U-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-us *
472
00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:27,013
* all these delight
U-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-us *
473
00:22:27,046 --> 00:22:37,824
* all these delight
U-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-us *
474
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:41,661
* hark, how the sailors cry
[ choir humming ]
475
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:45,465
* joyously echoes nigh
476
00:22:45,498 --> 00:22:49,001
* santa lucia
477
00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:52,872
* santa lucia
478
00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:57,109
Together:
* santa lucia
479
00:22:57,143 --> 00:23:04,717
* santa-a lucia-a-a
480
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,895
[ indistinct conversations ]
481
00:23:15,928 --> 00:23:18,164
Really -- really,
You were just marvelous.
482
00:23:18,197 --> 00:23:19,732
Thank you.
Simply marvelous.
483
00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:21,067
Thanks.
484
00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:24,036
Now, if you're willing
To stick together
485
00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:26,005
And take a little coaching,
486
00:23:26,038 --> 00:23:30,042
I predict your futures can be
As bright as the north star.
487
00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:31,978
Oh, well, miss poultice,
488
00:23:32,011 --> 00:23:33,980
We have no ambitions
In that direction.
489
00:23:34,013 --> 00:23:36,182
Oh, now, now, now, andy,
Let me finish.
490
00:23:36,215 --> 00:23:38,851
We'll find a classy,
Catchy name for you,
491
00:23:38,885 --> 00:23:41,988
Like, uh, uh,
The three bells.
492
00:23:42,021 --> 00:23:44,824
Well, I...
No, no.
That's more for girls.
493
00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:46,092
Yes.
494
00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:47,960
How about, uh,
The aristocrats?
495
00:23:47,994 --> 00:23:49,562
[ chuckles ]
Well...
496
00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:52,599
Oh, oh, I tell you,
Taylor, pyle, and fife.
497
00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:56,135
No, no, that's too much like
Peter, pyle, and mary, isn't it?
498
00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:58,104
I'll think of something.
499
00:23:58,137 --> 00:24:01,107
Well, a-actually, what we are
Is two sheriffs and a mechanic,
500
00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:02,675
And we'd just like
To keep it that way.
501
00:24:02,709 --> 00:24:03,976
That's right.
502
00:24:04,010 --> 00:24:05,745
Well, now,
You're sure?
Well, yeah.
503
00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:07,780
How about
The brothers three?
504
00:24:07,814 --> 00:24:09,816
No, excuse us,
Miss poultice.
505
00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:11,718
Or the new mayberry minstrels.
506
00:24:11,751 --> 00:24:13,953
Well, no.
Or two lads
And a sheriff?
507
00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:15,722
Well.
[ chuckles ]
508
00:24:15,755 --> 00:24:18,257
[ indistinct conversations ]
509
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:20,760
Well, like I was
Trying to tell you,
510
00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:23,162
Show business
Is full of ups and down.
511
00:24:23,195 --> 00:24:24,597
Yeah.
512
00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:25,798
[ laughter ]
513
00:24:25,832 --> 00:24:27,534
[ indistinct conversation ]
514
00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:34,173
[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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