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[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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Starring andy griffith...
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With ronny howard...
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Also starring don knotts.
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[ sighs ]
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You know what
I just might do tonight?
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What?
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Go home...
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Change...
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Drop by thelma lou's...
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[ train whistle
Blowing in distance ]
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...Watch that george raft movie
On the tv.
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Good.
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Mm, yes, sir,
That's just what I might do.
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[ sighs ]
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[ crickets chirping ]
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Go home...Change...
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Drop by thelma lou's...
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Watch the george raft movie
On the tv.
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[ sighs ]
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I might drop over
The choir meeting.
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They're voting on the new robes
For next year.
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[ sniffs ]
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They gonna change them,
Are they?
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Yeah.
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Sissy noonan wants all white
With black collars.
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Fred henry -- he wants
Black with white collars.
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I reckon they'll be fighting
About it all night.
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That where you're gonna go,
Then, choir meeting?
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I might.
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Not me.
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You know
What I'm gonna do?
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Go home...Change...
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Go over to thelma lou's,
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And watch
That george raft movie on tv?
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[ chuckling ] Yeah.
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Hmm.
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[ telephone ringing ]
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[ sighs ]
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Telephone. Ah.
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[ sighs ]
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I'll get it.
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Sheriff's office.
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I see.
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Oh.
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All right, I guess
We can take care of it.
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Right. Okay.
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[ sighs ]
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State police.
[ sighs ]
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They want to park a prisoner
Here over night.
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Why don't they use
Their own place?
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Said something about wanting to
Get back on a stakeout.
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Well, I guess this means
One of us is gonna have to stay.
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Uh, yeah, well, I expect
You're the one they'll want here
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To sign in
And everything.
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I mean, you being the
High sheriff, it's only proper.
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[ chuckles ]
Well, I'll be on my way.
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Then again,
It's an excellent opportunity
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For a deputy
To learn something,
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And you're always so anxious
To learn.
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Y-you want me to stay?
Is that what you want?
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[ chuckles ]
No, no.
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You go ahead.
[ sighs ]
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Besides, I wouldn't feel right
Having thelma lou
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Spend a whole evening alone
In a dark room with george raft.
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[ chuckles ]
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Well, she is probably
Expecting me, you know.
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I mean,
She's more than likely
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Made up a whole pan
Of cashew fudge.
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Of course, if you
Really want me to stay,
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Now, well, heck, I --
Oh, no, no.
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No, I mean it.
Business before pleasure.
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You know that.
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Oh, well,
Since you put it that way...
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Of course,
Sheexpecting me.
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[ chuckles ] Okay.
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Just stay long enough for me
To run over to the drugstore
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And get a magazine,
Okay?
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Okay.
Don't be long.
All right.
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Oh, here comes somebody now.
Be right back.
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Okay.
[ sniffs ]
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Good evening, deputy.
How are you?
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Appreciate
Your helping us out.
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Well,
Cell's all ready for you.
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I'll need your john hancock
On the custody receipt.
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It'll just be
For tonight.
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Suspected of grand larceny --
Jewel thief.
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And if our stakeout works,
By morning,
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We'll have her partner,
Too.
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And maybe
I'll be able to get some sleep.
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There you are.
Right here.
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See you in the morning.
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[ door closes ]
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Hello.
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Hi.
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[ clears throat ]
Uh...
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Are you the prisoner?
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Well, someone has to be,
And it's not you, is it?
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[ chuckling ]
No, it's not me.
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Well,
Then it must be me.
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Since there are only
The two of us here.
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I don't know much
About these things.
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What should I call you --
Sergeant or lieutenant?
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[ chuckling ] No.
No, nothing like that.
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No, y-you can just, uh...
[ clears throat ]
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...Call me...By my name.
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[ chuckling ] How nice.
[ chuckles ]
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And what is your name?
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It's, uh...
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I-it's -- it's fife.
[ chuckles ]
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Bernard p. Fife.
Well, bernard fife.
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D-deputy fife.
B-barney fife.
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T-that's it.
Barney fife is my name.
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[ chuckles ]
Barney.
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Has a nice sound to it.
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You r-really think so?
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And you're a deputy.
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I should have guessed
From your star.
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Star?
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Your badge.
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Badge?
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[ laughing ]
Oh, uh, badge.
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Yeah, well, what you say,
It is shaped like a star.
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It's just exactly like a --
A star.
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And you wear it right over
Your heart, don't you?
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[ squeaking ]
Mm-hmm.
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Have you got a match?
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Hmm?
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Match?
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Do you want a light?
Mm-hmm.
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I'll get you
An ashtray.
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Andy, guess what.
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I really don't mind
Staying here, after all.
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Oh, now,
Don't start that again.
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No, I really mean it.
I don't mind.
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No, now, you go on
And have a good time
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And keep things
Here at the jail
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The furthest thing
From your mind.
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Yeah, well,
Uh, uh, well...
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[ chuckles ]
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Character.
[ chuckles ]
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Oh, boy.
[ sighs ]
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[ sighs ]
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[ clears throat ]
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Evening.
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Evening.
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Are you the prisoner?
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That's what
They tell me.
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Am I being a problem?
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Oh, no, no.
You're not being a problem.
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It's just that, uh,
Well, we expected a man.
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I'm sorry
To disappoint you.
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Oh, no, no.
I-I'm not disappointed.
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It's just that, uh,
Sergeant jacobs
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Never said anything about
You being a -- a female.
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Maybe he didn't notice.
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I expect he noticed.
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I mean, you don't look
Anything like a boy.
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Well, uh, if, uh --
If you need anything,
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I'll, uh --
I'll be right here.
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And I'll be right here.
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Yeah.
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Well...
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Hey, andy, I checked
In the paper on that movie.
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And guess what.
It's one I've already seen.
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Oh, well...
So I might as
Well take the duty.
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There's no sense
In seeing it twice.
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[ chuckles ]
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Oh, well,
I appreciate that, barn.
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But, after all, I did promise,
And a deal's a deal.
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Well,
It wasn't a real deal.
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I mean, we didn't shake on it
Or nothing.
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And besides, this is nothing
But a deputy's job.
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It wouldn't be right to trouble
The high sheriff with it.
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Yeah, but a sheriff should not
Ask a deputy to take on a job
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He wouldn't
Handle himself,
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So you just run on
And -- and see thelma lou.
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N-now, wait a minute!
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Now,
That wouldn't be fair!
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I've been pushing jobs
Off on you!
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No, you haven't.
Excuse me.
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It's not
What we agreed on.
What is it?
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I hate to be
A bother.
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No bother at all.
Not in the slightest.
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[ clears throat ]
I'll handle thing, ange.
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Well, what seems to be
The trouble?
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Oh, this is my deputy.
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Oh, I know.
Hi, barney.
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Oh?
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You know one another.
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Oh, well, no.
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I-I just was here when she was
Signed in and everything.
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I don't really know her.
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I mean,
I couldn't tell her from adam.
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Really, barney?
You couldn't tell me from adam?
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[ chuckles ]
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[ chuckles ]
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How did you get to be a deputy
With eyesight like that?
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[ chuckles ]
[ chuckling ] Yeah.
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[ chuckles ]
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What -- what was it
You wanted?
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Well, I could I possibly
Have another pillow?
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Pillow?!
Got one right in here!
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It's locked.
I'll get it.
I'll get it.
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I'll get it. I'll get it.
I'll get it. I'll get it.
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00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,482
I'll get it!
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00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:25,853
He'll get the pillow.
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Excuse me.
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[ chuckles ]
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Thank you.
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[ chuckles ]
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[ clears throat ]
She's got the pillow now.
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00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:41,268
Yeah.
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00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:46,439
There.
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That ought to screen you off
Pretty well.
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[ chuckles ]
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Thank you.
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[ chuckles ]
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00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,215
Nighty-night.
220
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Night.
Night.
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[ sighs ]
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00:12:21,809 --> 00:12:25,112
Well, I guess she's all
Settled down for beddy-bye.
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Yeah.
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The light's a little bright
For sleeping.
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00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:31,051
Yeah.
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00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:51,504
[ sighs ]
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[ sighs ]
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[ both clearing throat ]
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[ muttering ]
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[ slurring ]
Hi, everybody.
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The doc was right.
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He said that stuff would
Blind me sooner or later.
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Otis,
Get out of here!
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Oh, thank heavens,
I can see all four of you now.
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Good night. Ohh.
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Hey!
Hey, what happened?!
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Where is everything?!
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There's been a crook
In this jail!
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Police! Police!
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Otis, otis,
Shh, shh, shh.
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Otis,
We can't take you tonight.
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00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:48,228
Can't take me?!
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00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:50,230
I am entitled
To be in there!
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00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:52,099
Shh!
I am drunk
And disorderly.
245
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I am here
On a legitimate 411.
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00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:57,604
Now, get out of here.
I'll call my attorney.
247
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He'll have me in there
Just like that!
248
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,408
Otis, shh!
We'll take you home.
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00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:03,110
Home?!
To my wife?!
250
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:05,445
Oh, that's police brutality!
251
00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:08,448
Let me go!
252
00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:10,317
I'm sorry
About this.
253
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:13,086
Now, otis,
Come out of the cell.
254
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,321
No, no, no! No!
255
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,655
No!!
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00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:19,192
[ all grunting ]
257
00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:21,494
If you don't go home, I'm not
Gonna let you come back.
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My wife won't take me!
259
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:24,264
Get the door! Get the door!
Get the door!
260
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:28,068
I can't go home!
Otis, get out!
261
00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:30,137
[ pounding on door ]
Let me in!
262
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,139
He's gonna wake up
The whole town!
263
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:34,574
Well, one of us is gonna have to
Take him home.
264
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:37,510
But he lives so far!
All right,
We'll flip for it.
265
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:38,912
Well, I --
Call it.
266
00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:40,113
Heads.
No, tails, tails!
267
00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:41,448
Heads.
Two out of three.
268
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,316
No! You ready?
269
00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:45,652
Go ahead.
[ screams ]
270
00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:47,887
[ breathing heavily ]
271
00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:00,968
[ chuckles ]
272
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,535
Well...
273
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:05,005
I guess all the excitement's
Over with.
274
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,273
My. [ chuckles ]
275
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:08,408
It's kind of a kooky jail,
But it's fun.
276
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:09,609
I'm enjoying it.
277
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,911
[ chuckles ]
278
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:16,716
Well, if, uh...
279
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,319
If there's not anything else
You want...
280
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:23,323
But there is.
I mean...
281
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:27,460
Well, if it, uh,
Ain't agin regulations...
282
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:28,661
[ chuckles ]
283
00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:30,530
I suppose
It sounds silly,
284
00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:33,533
But do you think
You could...
285
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:36,236
Well, maybe, uh,
286
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:40,140
Pull up a chair and, uh,
Talk with me a little?
287
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:43,343
Oh. Sure.
288
00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:47,180
Well, sure.
289
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:50,417
[ chuckles ]
290
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,052
Well, anyway, henry gilley
291
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:54,454
Was just the shiest thing
That ever lived.
292
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:57,024
He just couldn't
Seem to get up the nerve
293
00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:59,192
To ask tyla lee vernon
To marry him,
294
00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:03,030
Till one saturday night,
Out on her front-porch swing,
295
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:06,033
He turned to her,
And he says, "Tyla lee,
296
00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:08,668
"16 years I've been
Sitting out here with you
297
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:11,404
"Every saturday night,
Weather permitting.
298
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:15,142
"And 16 years, I've been walking
You home from prayer meeting.
299
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:18,045
"And all that time,
I've been bringing you candy
300
00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:20,147
"And flowers
And stuff like that.
301
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:22,315
"Now, tyla lee,
Let me ask you now,
302
00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:24,517
Ain't you beginning
To smell a rat?"
303
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:27,220
[ both laughing ]
304
00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:29,689
Oh. And they did
Get married?
305
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,324
Yeah.
306
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:34,494
Live in a little yellow house
Two up from the corner.
307
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,663
[ chuckling ]
308
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,531
Sheriff...
309
00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:40,067
Hmm?
310
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,335
Thank you.
311
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,804
What did I do?
312
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,806
[ chuckles ]
313
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,442
Well,
It's what you didn't do.
314
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:53,046
You didn't ask me
Why and how come I'm here.
315
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,282
You've given me
An evening
316
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:59,186
In which the only one
Asking questions was myself,
317
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:01,554
And that's very nice.
318
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:08,528
Well, I, uh...
319
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:11,064
Guess I better do
A little work.
320
00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:13,666
[ clears throat ]
321
00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:21,108
[ clattering ]
322
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:24,111
Ugh, darn this thing!
323
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:25,578
What's the trouble?
324
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:28,115
It gets stuck
All the time.
325
00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:30,783
Well, here.
Let me give you a hand.
326
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:33,786
[ lock disengages ]
327
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:38,625
It does seem to be stuck,
Doesn't it?
328
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:40,427
Oh, it's this one.
329
00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:59,812
[ horn honks ]
330
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:02,182
[ car door opens ]
331
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:04,351
Probably...
[ door closes ]
332
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:06,553
Probably barney.
333
00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:30,577
Well, I'm back.
334
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:31,911
[ door slams ]
335
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,447
Sorry I took so long.
I...
336
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:36,783
Old otis --
He got away three times.
337
00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:38,485
[ chuckles ]
Oh. [ chuckles ]
338
00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:40,653
That's -- that's --
That's okay, barn.
339
00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:42,189
[ clears throat ]
340
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:44,357
[ chuckles ]
You want some relief now?
341
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:47,227
[ sighs ]
Um, yeah.
342
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:50,230
Yeah, I-I believe I will
Go get some -- some air.
343
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:51,898
Maybe I'll --
Maybe I'll go home.
344
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:54,901
Yeah. Yeah, all right.
Why don't you do that?
Yeah.
345
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:57,136
[ clears throat ]
346
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:03,310
Is she, uh,
Getting to you?
347
00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:06,313
Um...No, no, no.
348
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:08,815
It's just that, um,
I'm kind of tired.
349
00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:10,350
Mm-hmm.
350
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:13,320
Well, why don't you
Call it a night,
351
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:14,787
And I'll take over?
352
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,190
Yeah, maybe I will.
Yeah.
353
00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:21,194
I'll probably read a little bit
[sighs] Turn in.
354
00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:25,532
Yeah, okay.
355
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:27,867
Don't you worry
About a thing here, now.
356
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,436
[ chuckles ]
357
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:05,272
What is it, andy?
358
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:06,673
Hmm? Nothing.
359
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,342
You're so restless tonight.
Is anything the matter?
360
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:10,710
Is there any trouble?
361
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:13,413
No. [ chuckles ]
What could be the trouble?
362
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:16,249
Well, then come on over
And sit down, relax.
363
00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:18,918
Come on.
Read the evening paper.
364
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:21,788
Oh, okay.
[ sighs ]
365
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:23,656
[ sniffs ]
366
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,992
Ooh, what's that?
367
00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:28,227
Smells like perfume.
368
00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:31,531
Oh.
369
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,533
Oh, that's, uh,
Probably aftershave lotion.
370
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:37,704
Oh, I wish they made women's
Perfume as nice as that.
371
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:40,873
Yeah.
372
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:45,578
Well [sighs]
I think I'm off to bed.
373
00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:46,779
Good night, andy.
374
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:48,681
Okay, good night.
375
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:02,862
Don't you worry.
376
00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:04,697
Locks are practically
My middle name.
377
00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:06,899
I can open any lock ever made
Quicker than you can say it.
378
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,535
Never saw one yet
I couldn't.
379
00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:09,736
[ metal rattles ]
380
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:12,038
I can't imagine
How it happened.
381
00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:14,040
Uh, well, now,
You just hold tight.
382
00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:15,975
I'll take care of it.
[ chuckles ]
383
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:17,710
[ rattling continues ]
384
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,116
[ sighs ]
385
00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,686
[ gasps ]
386
00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:05,658
You sheriff,
Me prisoner?
387
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,962
I reckon.
388
00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:13,533
Well, you can't blame a girl
For trying.
389
00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:19,105
[ sighs ]
390
00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:23,109
[ door closes ]
391
00:22:40,827 --> 00:22:42,662
[ sighs ]
392
00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:45,998
[ keys jingling ]
393
00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:48,435
[ lock disengages ]
394
00:22:58,645 --> 00:22:59,846
Well, let me make
A phone call,
395
00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:02,014
And we'll take her
Off your hands.
396
00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:03,550
[ receiver lifts ]
397
00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:05,418
Let me have
State police headquarters.
398
00:23:05,452 --> 00:23:08,755
[ sighs ]
399
00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:11,758
[ keys jingling ]
400
00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:13,960
[ lock disengages ]
401
00:23:18,164 --> 00:23:21,000
I guess it wasn't
Very nice of me
402
00:23:21,033 --> 00:23:22,469
To try and run away.
403
00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:23,836
[ chuckles ]
404
00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:25,938
I hate to think
How we'd have to go about
405
00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:27,474
Explaining it
To anybody.
406
00:23:27,507 --> 00:23:28,741
[ chuckles ]
407
00:23:28,775 --> 00:23:31,177
Anyway, I hope you're not
Angry with me.
408
00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:33,780
[ chuckling ] Oh, no.
No, I'm not angry.
409
00:23:33,813 --> 00:23:35,114
You angry, ange?
410
00:23:35,147 --> 00:23:36,816
No, I'm not angry.
411
00:23:36,849 --> 00:23:39,486
Oh, I'm glad,
Because, well,
412
00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:43,155
You're both such kind of
Especially nice guys.
413
00:23:43,189 --> 00:23:45,057
I really mean that.
414
00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:48,761
And if things
Were different, well...
415
00:23:51,731 --> 00:23:54,567
[ coughs ]
[ clears throat ]
416
00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:56,068
All set?
417
00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:57,604
Uh-huh.
418
00:23:57,637 --> 00:24:00,973
Uh, take her out to the car,
Will you, fred?
419
00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:05,912
Oh, I'll be with you, then,
All the way to the capital.
420
00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:12,785
Oh, wait a minute.
[ clears throat ]
421
00:24:12,819 --> 00:24:16,255
That's my case.
422
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:19,091
I've been having such trouble
With the lock on it.
423
00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:21,494
Do you know
About those things?
424
00:24:23,663 --> 00:24:25,532
[ engine turns over ]
425
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:32,639
[ car departs ]
426
00:24:32,672 --> 00:24:34,807
Well...
427
00:24:34,841 --> 00:24:38,811
You can't blame a girl
For trying.
428
00:24:38,845 --> 00:24:40,146
[ chuckles ]
No.
429
00:24:40,179 --> 00:24:42,549
[ chuckles ]
430
00:24:46,586 --> 00:24:49,589
[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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